Pajeets

Because they're Indians

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>>72141331
Too busy banging your women irl

>>72141331
Were you honestly expecting anything more than that from a bunch of street shitters?

>>72141331
"Show me Your Pussy" works 100% of the time none of the time

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>>72141331
But they are.

>>72144481
that's adorable

>>72144481
how will Brits ever recover from this?

>>72144481
Bongs eternally BTFO by a god damn Pajeet

>>72144481
>donkeys r all the same

How do you know that
Do you live on a farm

how to distinguish paki and indian?

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>>72144481

Is an horse British

>>72144898
same thing

>>72144481
donkeys certainly have different coats

raj absolutely btfo

>>72144898
One is muslim and one is hindu

>>72144481
Will the bongs ever recover?

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>>72141331

What a nice conversation we had

>>72144481
indian rocks!

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>>72144481
>Indian: can u swim?
>British: Yes!
>Indian: then whats difference between u&dog…

>>72147313
why do indians, turks and brazilians like to post their genitals on the internet so much?

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>>72144481
POO SCORED IN THE LOO

>>72141442
CURRY THUNDER'D

>>72150488

they think women are like men, and that women like to see pictures of dicks as much as men like to see naked women.

>>72151948
pro-tip: they do

>>72151983
no they don't
men like to jack off to porn videos
women like to jack off to reading romantic novels like "50 shades of gray"

Indians look like they're made of poo.

>>72141331

These messages make up literal 90% of all messages you receive on facebook if you're female.

>>72144481
wtf I hate brits now

I think it's next level meta trolling, that's what I pretend anyway.

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>>72152039
>50 shades of grey
>romantic
Everything I've heard about 50 shades of faggotry didn't exactly sound "romantic" to me

>>72154729
I meant sex novels, not romantic ones

>>72154620
>156 people like this

why.

>>72145371
>>72145399

Pakis are lighter skin and Persian not Indian ***

Also Kashmir belongs to Pakistan, pakistan zindabad India murdabad.

>>72154791
Having a laugh.
That wacky Badmash.

>>72154824
>the memes are true
Britain really is full of Pakis.

>>72154865
It's not really full of pakis, there's 700,000 Pakistanis here out of 68 million people.

>>72154824
Iranian false flag desu

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>>72144481

>>72151983
t. virgin

>>72154620
kek

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Hey man, sometimes... sometimes, it works.

>>72154963
>only 700,000

>>72144481
>What a difference between you&dog?
Made me think

>>72155425
>Literally 1% of the population.
please leave us alone amerifag we aren't Arabs.

>>72144481
So Indians can't swim?
That just means that they're below dogs, what a silly cunt.

>>72141331
Not far from moor/arab, sudaca, and Italian flirting techniques.

>>72155632
>Moor

So that means your techniques? Since you're a moor

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>>72155786
>Calling others moors
>His capital is ruled by one of them

>>72144853
>Hating on agriculture professionals
Weak bants m8

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I wish I had what it takes to creep on girls and not accept rejection

>>72151785
wow a 4chan pass from morocco. doesnt that cost like a year's salary in there? (no offense)

>>72144481
#REKT

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>>72154824

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>>72159435
no, 400dollars per month is the most common salary here
400x12(months)=4800dollars
a pass only costs 20dollars
but the thing is, your normal credit card that everyone gets when opening a bank account works only inside morocco, you can't buy stuff online with it, there is a specific one for only in international usage, and this last one you can only fill it with 1000dollars per year, and it resets from January to January
you can't go higher even if you gain way more
and you can't get around it, like opening a second account in a different bank to have an additional 1000dollars yearly doesn't work
it's just very stupid, but think that they do it so that you can spend more money inside the country on Morocco's products and for government gets more tax money from us

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They're a source of lulz

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>>72144481
BRITBONGS BTFO
WTF I LOVE PAJEET NOW

>>72160159
wow he is a true romantic

>>72160159
>.....I guess
damn, he was doing so well

Indians sound funny af

>>72154824
lol keep dreaming faggot

>>72160159
holey shit! alpha af, copied and pasted to all my friends!
>>72141331

also, it is Panjeet not Pajeet as I have been told by my Hindu friend

>>72154620
do they also use the soil to wipe their ass?

>>72154963
700k too many.

>>72161608
>Panjeet

What the actual fuck? These are not Indian names.

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>>72163134
>t. pajeeeet sunjev kumar

>>72163485
India is so much better than you, you fuck

>>72163541
Pakis know how to poo in loo, and don't have the caste system.

>>72163702
typical muslim in sweden defending his muslim brother

and guess what, muslims wash their asses with water instead of toilet paper, which means they scoop poop with their hands directly from their assholes

>>72163541
whatever you say salt dune

>>72163786
It's not that I'm particularily fond of Pakis or Muslims, it's just that India is disgusting country, with a disgusting faith and a disgusting caste system. It can only get better from there. All Abrahamic religions are superior to hinduism per definition.

>>72163927
Baffles me how you can be from such a progressive country yet advocate for ANY religion.

>>72154768
The word you were looking for was "erotic" then.

>>72164459
this
>>72164490
oh yes you're right, thanks for correcting

>>72152045
Haha nice one bro

>>72147313
>Iftikhar Ali
>Fellow country man
Tfw pakis just mastered the art of sexting

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>p*kis

>>72162777
Too bad, am here to stay, get cosy with me. (Preferably in bed)

>>72166191
I am fucking doing this!

>>72165588
Pra mara to kuddar reyra eh? Meh Azad Kashmir to ayan

>>72166303
Quetta mein hoin

>>72161503
यह एक सपना नहीं है, पाकिस्तान में सभी कश्मीर आप गंदी कुत्ते का मालिक है

>>72166191
I refuse to believe he was anything but trolling!!

>>72166599
Ah Baluchistan tu, wo Bohr khubsurat Jagah hein.

>>72166745
Bakwas ha, father ke transfer yaha howi thi. Mein abbottabad ka hoin

>>72166672
Someone teach this bozo how to use Google Translate.

>>72166926
me bujaya vy utheh both zyada gharmi hein. Abottabad? Marey dada Abbu teh dadi ami utter reyren.

>>72166926
tera baap idhar meri tatti khaata hai, aur teri maa dalle dalle ke bistar garam karti hai

>>72168255

ja jay teh manji na mootar pee, badhboiya. twareh kol toilet e kori zalima, to jey teh bazaar-ech tati karney lmao.

>>72144481

How will britshits EVER recover?

>>72144481
what the FUCK

>>72169486
>>72167618
>>72168255
>>72166926
>just fuck my words up senpai

>>72169486
bazaar toh teri ammi ki choot aur muhammed ke muh mein hai, tuney sahi kaha, main ussi mein hagta hun xD

>>72169931
get shot you gypsy

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>>72144481

>>72144481
do they have their own modern literature?
shit sounds like a 10yo kid who loves telling these things in front of everyone
also likely they love to be smug

>>72144481
but even if the brit is a dog, they alreay established that the dog was superior to the indian.

that means the brit is still superior to the indian.

>>72160159
*shows pussy*

>>72144481
>colors

Genuinely pissed off by this

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>implying we are not alphas

>>72174248
>this damage control

>>72141331

Memes aside, indians are all sufferers of child abuse by our standards. Their parents unironically raise them to be weak, dependent and socially awkward.

What is considered psychological child abuse here is the norm in India. All that "pajeet shit" they do, like OP's pic, are actually effects of child abuse. And it's harder for them to recover because everyone is that way there.

They say it's a different culture and shit but in my books raising a child to be a loser is abuse no matter how you look at it. India is basically a land of beta losers that abuse their children to make sure it stays that way.

>>72151821
You mean Pajeet Currydick?

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>>72144481
Perfidious Albion 4EVER REKT

>>72174818
wew

>>72169931
Bheinchode, tware ma no Gand ech me apra lulla bhasu, jili mussalmaan India ki muri kabza karsan fir takasa vy tu keh ahrayn, manji na mootar peerayn alla.

>>72144481
British: Can yuo swim?
Indian: Yes
British: Why?
Indian: Because poo always floats

>>72177293
kek'd

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British: Can u Swim?
Indian: picrelated

>>72144481
I'm glad I'm not a brit because he blew all of them the fuck out.
Get shit on, limeys. Pajeet doesn't fuck around.

>>72175294
That's actually a very interesting point of view, did you read that somewhere or did you just come up with it?

>>72175294
Is this true? I have some indian heritage.

>>72175294
I can't make out how child abuse can cause "hai deer show m youre pussey hai how yr doing dear I love" shit.

>>72175294
IMO the problem has more to do with the fact that Indian men don't have very much social contact with (non-relative) girls growing up

>>72179327
>Indian men don't have very much social contact with (non-relative) girls growing up
I can't say I had many social contacts with girls growing up, but this shit makes me cringe. I just can't understand how can someone came up with a thought that writing that nonsense would be a good idea. Also, it's very popular among turks, tajiks uzbeks etc.

>>72179541
Are tajiks, uzbeks, etc. really just as creepy toward women as Indians/pakis?

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>>72179827
Yes, Russian girls receive crazy shit from them in Russian social networks like VK or Odnoklassniki. Also, they can pester them on Instagram.

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>>72180038
translation of pic?

>>72141442
so does she shit in the streets too now?

white women are disgusting desu senpai

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They are the masters of awkwardness

>>72180122
It's hard, because his Russian is poor af. But it's something like this:
-*Sends a photo*
-You can photo sent like thet?
-*She resends the photo*
-Yep I can
-So sent photo pls if cen 4-5 photo's

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>>72154620
What the fuck is wrong with this country?

Why do they keep pretending that they're going to be a superpower any time soon?

>>72180308
India is already a superpower

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>>72180308
Feces weapon.

>>72144481
Will Britts ever shit indoors anymore?

>>72175294
As a indian, I agree with you on this one!

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>>72161982
> wiping

fuck no. Indians have the hygienic habits of a dog

>>72180353
weaponized poo

>>72144481
is this how pajeet talks to his cousin in britain?

>>72180038
This Russian is hilarious.

>>72180353
PPM - Poo Per Mile?

>>72180450
>Indians have the hygienic habits of a dog
Nah. Dogs usually find a secluded area before they shit.

>>72144481
According to this dogs are better than Indians so he doesn't make sense here

>>72154824
you curryniggers are not persian

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>>72180329
> falling for the India 2030 meme
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

holy fuck you are pathetic

>>72154824
most pakis I've seen look quite dark skin

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>>72180450
holy fuck I thought the whole street shitting thing was just banter

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Another curious yet very common thing I've never understood is, why are Middle-Eastern and Desi facebook users so fucking gay when it comes to commenting profile pictures of their friends?
Is it actual homosexuality or is saying "I miss you my dear, love you <3 " just normal there?

>>72178951

I came up with it because that's how it is imo, for what I know. As in I came to that conclusion but didn't make it up, if that makes sense.

I mean I could actually be wrong as I've never been in India but from a lot of stuff I've read online I'm pretty sure it's that way.

>>72179541

This guy knows whats up

>>72179090

Because abused children aren't cool tough guys like in movies, they're mostly awkward, specially if the abuse consists of their parents unironically going out of their way to turn them into losers, and they have no one to turn to because the whole country is like that.

>>72181782
>Naice dear
Very naice!

>>72179327

There's people here that still goes to religious male/female only schools and I'm sure they aren't that weird.

Why do Indians say "dear" so much?

>>72182110

they are insanely insecure, the reason is what i explained here:

>>72175294

>>72179050

To be fair my sources are a lot of shit about India that I read online and general knowledge of how child abuse works, so you may actually know what it's like better than I do. Also, if you're canadian and just have indian heritage it may not be the same.

>>72180180
damn, what's this guy's problem?

>>72181224
Nah. Northern peoples have lighter skin than southern peoples. In Pakistan it can vary but I did have a really hot whiteish insane pakistani teacher in 8ty grade.

>>72182454
all I'm saying is that I've seen some pakis on campus and they look poo in loo brown

>>72182110
>>72182176
Maybe it has a linguistic explanation. It could be a direct translation of a honorific suffix, like when hindustani speakers say "G"

>>72182346
He's Indian

>>72182454
I kind of find this hard to believe. I grew up with two Paki brothers who were both so dark they were almost black like some Desis, and 99% of all South Asians (mostly Indian, Paki, and Nepalese) who study at my local university and come into my work are poo in the loos to the fullest. Bandwagoning foreign soccer clubs, wearing their merch, all IT students, may use the toilets but leave toilet paper on the ground next to it, smell like entire bottles of cologne, everything.

>>72180450

India must smell awful.

>>72175294
As someone who interacts with FOB Indian males, ages 18-25 every day, I completely agree with you. They are all so incredibly beta it's actually really sad. The worst thing is I need them for shitty labour work so I work them like animals.

I've learned that the best way to do this is give them what theyre used to, constant abuse, verbal and physical. Threaten them all the time. If you act nice to them, they'll get under your skin and just like a normal cuck would, try to fuck you over by not doing anything.

They are extremely loyal and fear authority, I've only ever seen this from people with legitimate stockholm syndrome.

>>72150488
Thridies buy into the meme that every non-thridie woman is a desperate whores who need semen for fuel

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>>72144481

>>72175294
>>72183506

lel, shove your two bit psychoanalysis up your cunthole and fuck off

It's an entitlement mentality combined with a lack of respect for women...and a poor command of the english language.

Blame it on the rather conservative culture that views matters discussed openly in the west as taboo. I speak from experience.

>>72183710
t. rajesh

>>72183710
Say that to my face and not online etc.

I don't understand India.

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>>72180180
More like masters of banter

>>72183710
t. Pajeet Dikshit

>>72183506
What happens after 25?

>>72175294
>Their parents unironically raise them to be weak, dependent and socially awkward.
>tfw I'm Indian in all ways but physical
How do I change?

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>>72187295
There's so much gold in that pic.

>>72188004
That's kinda cool actually.

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>>72181782
It's common for male friends to hold hands there.

>>72180450
Holy fuck how naive are you guys to actually believe that? As I said you will encounter this only if you go to some extremely rural backwards areas.

can i pls have some (you)s

>>72188410
>>>/You/

>>72144481
brb sending to all indians

>>72187295
>chair is weak than me
>how is your god powerful than you
laffed