>Be Australian >Have war with emus >Lose

fuck off paki

>>72141257
>Be Swede
>Conquer nobody
>Still let millions of the fuckers in

>>72141212
shit banter tbqh

>Be British
>build largest trading empire ever
>give it up to be German fiddle

Recently I've find out that some monks in my region have got an emu farm.

>>72141212
t. lost 3 wars to a country with no millitary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

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>war veterans take over the job
>57,000 emus killed over 6 month period
>no more emu problems

in other words

>be Australian
>go to war with emus
>win

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SIP FROM TIP

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>>72141488
>1488

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Why do brits do this?

>>72143276
50% of UK is Indian