The secret final boss of DOOM 2 edition
Imagine liking (women) this thin
>>Quebec
>>west of Appalachians
>>72140877
>>72140877
I like women that thin
Mormon gfs
>>72140888
the appalachian valley was very fertile and it was good for farming, in fact the Iroquois lived there
>>72140898
very erotic
>>72140853
Rate me /cum/
>>72140943
looks like you dropped some weight friend good job
>>72140931
Ummmm are you fucking retarded or something? Quebec was never west of the Appalachian mountains. If it was, that would mean that the anon in the last thread is wrong, and that's impossible.
Why are we all so obsessed with vanity?
Why do we really do all the things that we do?
We live in a culture of instant gratification buds and I am here trying to blame that on why I am not okay
I really don't like muslims lads
>>72141001
i hate them
l really don't like muslims lads
I really don't like pakis lads
>>72140981
still not west of the Appalachians
>>72140992
try asking a normalfag
I really don't like muslims Iads
>>72140964
im starving to death here pal, i only buy gifts to my gf and alcohol most of the time
help
>>72140981
i just said the valley was fertile
I really don't like canadians lads
i really dont like this thread lads.
I really don't Iike muslims lads
Poopy penis lads-
>>72141046
R-rude!
stop saying lads, fat scottish fucks
what are your thoughts on this, lads
http://reliefline.ca/uploads/Ph%204.3%20RL%20Presentation_SAG_Mar%202%202017_Final.pdf
>still not west of the Appalachians
Really makes me think
>>72141045
lol RETARD
kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haGyhdjA7aQ
haha giggled at the person who said poopy penis hahahahah
>>72141086
nice map....did you make that in paint?
>>72141069
>>72141116
(You)
>mfw someone with an IQ of 7 started to pretend to know anything about history and/or geography
>>72141116
what an awful fucking post
>>72141039
Id buy you all the tacos and beer 20 usd could get If I was in mexico right now
>california bringing up IQ
don't do that
>>72141168
SoCal bringing us down desu
>>72141177
>says the slav
>>72141191
Пpoблeмa?
>>72141177
that's like your whole population bud lmao
>>72141177
probably all the liberals too
>>72141140
A generous amount of retards and (You)s
>>72141208
And? SoCal needs to be firebombed.
test
>>72141164
and i would really appreciate it family, and probably give you a kiss on the cheek, man i feel so lonely sometimes like right now, and try to drown my sorrows in alcohol
such is life
Anzufags should be burned at the stake
*action posts*
sup fags
test.
>>72141322
how many fists of autism does it take to screw in a light bulb?
IN AND AROUND THE LAKE
MOUNTAINS COME OUT OF THE SKY AND THEY STAND THERE
Later fags
>>72141236
our guy trump just confirming that if you're rich and famous women will whore themselves to you
My life would be better if I was a turk
>>72141322
why can you see her eyebrows behind her hair? It doesn't make sense
How do I convince my gf that white cock is better than black cock?
>had 17 bitcoins right when they became a thing
>spent them on drugs
fuck me
>>72141375
were*
>>72141349
None, because if the fist was autistic it wouldn't know how to
>>72141380
A good dicking and a look at your investment portfolio and clean criminal record
>>72141392
I know what I said
>>72140943
Can we be friends?
>>72141430
don't want people to think you're a fucking nigger now do you
>no snow all winter
>suddenly snows in march
hmmmmmmmmm
>>72141382
reported to [email protected]
Reminder
>american videogames
why is there no international men's day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH3v-2JtW2U
>>72141477
everyday is men's day
>>72141477
its called the rest of the year
WOO GO TRUMP
>>72141454
do us all a favour and jump off a fucking bridge turbocunt
>>72141477
there's 364 days for it, anon.
>>72141500
>>72141477
because we have dicks
>>72141516
sorry
>>72141485
>16
>child
AOC is 16 in a few states
>>72141454
he is a nigger, he admitted it a long time ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIdh9xmeJOw
>>72141499
what does trump have to do with it
did him winning trigger you so hard you formed a mental complex?
>>72141557
fapfapfap
>>72141322
sup lil juicy
>>72141563
man, ya'll trump fuccbois are easily triggered. SAD!
whats going on here?
>>72141468
>trying to troll this bad
It's hard trying to sound like an underage trying to be 20, do I'm gonna stop beating this dead horse.
How dare you call me a newfag, you pussy ass faggot. I'm very mature for 13 years old and I have over 2000 hours on this site. My cock is 7.5 inches long, good for hitting your mom's Gspot. I have been here for 4 fucking months, I'm an oldfag. I mean I love the humor in the YLYL, it's fucking better than sex. Doesn't that make me an oldfag? If yes, You want some funny vines?
>>72141601
so you did
hey guys check this out aaaaaaaaaaa
>>72141636
whats going on here?
>>72141452
sure thing pal
anyone got any webms of people dying?
>>72141674
theres a whole subreddit of that and they have some pretty fucked up videos on it.
like really fucked up
This guy is your classmate in university. He has better grades than you, but you feel that you are more intelligent than him and you deserve more recognition. One day you meet in an empty corridor. He playfully pushes you against a wall and calls you a "Turbocunt". How do you react?????
>>72141605
Nothing that concerns you.
>>72141674
Nice try FBI
>>72141674
Only on my broke computer
>>72141674
i watched this one where a russian girl "allegedly" completes the blue whale challenge
>>72141700
dude you are ugly as fuck haha
>>72141700
Dood you look like an egg
>>72141700
*sharts*
find buddhism really interesting but i want to kill all western buddhists
>>72141703
why would the fbi care if you have that
It is impossible for white people to not have girlfriends
>>72141760
they are cringy but i respect meditation
>>72141769
Murder is illegal last i checked
>>72141778
meditation isn't an exclusive buddhist thing
gf just carrier pigeoned me this
>>72141799
>>72141774
Proof
>>72141809
agreed
*smells weed*
Anon, why does it smell like weed?
who of you cunts was this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ombfnpa75E
>>72141834
because i was smokin
what a dumb question mah
just tell me whatchu gonna do about it huh
>>72141834
I don't live with anyone that would care if I smoked weed literally all hours of the day indoors
Why don't we just invest in nuclear power and throw the waste into the sun?
Builds wall
stale urine
>>72141834
get out my room
>>72141867
it would cost money
>>72141704
My screen's fucked and unusable, I don't have any of my good reactions, only my ones I use when I am shitting or in bed.
Needless to say I feel your pain. I don't even know who anybody is without my extra flags.
I'm ugly :(
can you roll your R's /cum/?
are veterans the real red pilled cunts? you often see them defending muslims and jews
>>72141700
Nord Amerikano is a hero
I'm a Theravada Buddhist and Russian Orthodox
>>72141913
Can you cum your r's /roll/
>>72141922
>welfare queens
>red pilled
yea
I'm an Atheist Catholic
lindybeige is the best autist
>>72141909
My nigga rate me
>>72141959
i practice hermeticism
>>72141959
i'm an atheist soon to be mormon
>>72141959
i'm a mormon mormon
every other religion is completely wrong
>>72142010
>changing religions because of some Tinder slut
nasty
United States, Mexico, Canada join to form the Western Union.
All of South America and Central America form the Latin Union.
All of asia becomes China
All of the middle east becomes Saudia Arabia
All of Africa becomes Africa
world fixed
I'm animeist
business idea
>>72142023
hurtful words
we're happily dating and she isn't a slut > : (((((((((
I'm actually a Marcionist. Its like being Christian but you get to really hate Jews.
>>72141858
>>72141864
>>72141884
*shouts*
THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING YOUR FATHER!
I'm a Tengrist
test
Deism > your gay beliefs
>>72142065
but it was dad's stash that i raided
>>72142057
half the people in this general have already fucked her myself included
nothing personal lads just showing my stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZKp_jFxQJc
>tfw too intelligent to care about reproduction
you are all slaves to biological drive with no will
>>72142091
yeah? what's one thing she always does during sex
>>72142101
just want a cutie gf to cuddle with forever Tbh
don't care about reproducing or getting money
for me it's the crave case
the best drunk food
>>72142101
You are a failure that cannot achieve something as simple as reproduction. Who is the one with no will?
Well that was a good winter time to melt now until November
>>72142101
>he doesn't fill girls up with baby gravy
it's what they want
>>72142083
son
please don't smoke weed
>>72142135
there is no inherent reason to propagate one's genes
SUMMONING JUTSU , /cum/ STYLE
>>72142115
She likes it in her ass
>>72142136
>Well that was a good winter
>LA
o am laffin
>>72142148
>inherent reason
>>72142155
absolutely hates it there
>>72142172
Maybe she just doesn't like you that much
remember when all star and shooting stars were irrelevant songs and not dank memes?
>having sex with a mormon before marriage
degenerates
>>72142187
you're probably right. i'm going to go break up with her when she gets off work
>>72142203
good man
>>72142172
>absolutely hates it there
Dump her
shit dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfGG71F10MY
*majors in (art) therapy*
>>72142226
jk we're gonna go to a carnival tomorrow and then drive out of town and stargaze
>>72142227
i can live with it
*nuts in the mormon dogface girl's ass*
>>72142236
cool video
>>72142254
the more into you she gets
the better the chances are of you taking a trip down hershey highway
>>72142276
>tfw used to hate dogfaces but now turned on at the thought of having a basic bitch dogface get doggy styled by me
>>72142065
Tell my dad he won't care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w1Ku7lB-rs
>>72142294
nah buttstuff an immediate turn off for her
>>72142301
>tfw she actually likes doggy style
>>72142330
if she likes it from behind, i'm sure shes into it
just once time when you're hitting it from behind, stick a finger in there and see what she does
>>72142164
Twas sarcasm my child
It was barely even an autumn
>7 years of university
>finally leaving and departing in the real world
>still haven't been on a date yet
I am pathetic
>>72142375
yeah she said specifically not to do that
>>72142422
hmmmmm
wanna buy a new car
>>72142422
congrats this is reality
>>72142422
I've never even texted a girl dude don't think you have it rough
>>72142429
ah, that sucks man.
desu, the poop chute isn't all its cracked up to be. i'm sure you know this
>>72142469
why
worried this spic girl is underage
give fap material
imagine being at uni for 7 fucking years
>>72142492
because the one i have is 10 years old with 160k miles
>>72142503
what the fuck are you talking about
>>72142508
>>72142517
University is the best phase in life.
Ask anyone.
>>72142529
some girl from south america has been messaging me
>>72142559
I've never been to university but it seems horrible
>>72142576
it is
>>72142517
i make fun of those guys, but in reality, i envy them.
while they went about their day going from class to class, i was busy trying to fuck anything that moves.
now i have to pay child support and live month to month like a fucking savage. while they're just now graduating and getting ready to start their 65k a year job
>>72142524
that's not even bad.
>>72142569
i'd be more worried its a catfish
*aggressively shitposts in your direction*
Military culture is so interesting
stop actionposting
>>72142559
Nope that's high school
>>72142629
*gets shot*
>>72142613
its probably both
>>72142624
>>72141140
I'm not an anti Trump person by any means but what the fuck is this picture trying to say?
>Hurrr if you like Trump there are girls dressed like hunters and they'll show you their butt
Are they trying to attract Chads that support Trump? Does the person that saved and posted it believe he'll be able to find and fuck someone like this and if you agree with him you will too?
>>72142646
it means if you vote trump he will remove all but the hot white girls
>>72142508
>>72142576
>>72142589
>15-20 hours of class/work per week max
>can set up your class schedule to your liking - whether you want early mornings and then the rest of the day off, or afternoons so you can sleep in every day
>get to learn interesting new things every day, provided you enrolled in an area which interests you
>if you live on campus you have access to basically everything you need in your life
>the rest of your time is spent relaxing, bettering yourself, working out, reading, socializing, gaming, whatever suits you, and experimenting with adulthood for the first time
>unlike work life, your time at school ends when you want it to (class finishes) and you don't have to worry about after-hours work texts or take-home work
>if you want to skip classes, that's fine and nobody takes attendance or docks you for it
>no matter how weird and estranged you are you can find someone almost just like you if you look in the right places, whether that's the anime club or tabletop games or an old-money frat
>society deems you productive for it and there's no stigma about what is essentially underemployment
>>72142686
thanks bro
>>72142641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zViyZGmBhvs
watch this whole video and wonder why military video games are so popular
>>72142693
>unlike work life, your time at school ends when you want it to (class finishes) and you don't have to worry about after-hours work texts or take-home work
they literally bury you in homework at university
>>72142312
HE WILL CARE! YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING WEED, PERIOD! IT'LL MAKE YOU STUPID AND DESTROY YOUR LUNGS!!!
>>72142693
dreadful 2bh
>>72142731
when i go see my dad, i usually smoke a bowl with him
good father son bonding time
>>72142729
I made it through law school with an average of maybe 1 hour of homework per week
Did you study engineering?
>>72142554
>eu flag
>somali flag
>marijuana has no bad side effects
>>72142693
>literally no mention of the homework or studying
>no mention of the constant stress of making sure you pass everything with perfection or else burning more thousands of dollars an extra semester or else possibly fucking up your life in the future
ah yes found the dudebro fratnigger
>>72142778
I don't think it does but the people that I know that do it every day are dumb as fuck.
>tfw the canadians will never sleep while the American master race is awake like the aussiecunts do
>>72142778
it's true
>>72142753
>Did you study engineering?
I hate this fucking meme, I'm an engineering student and I'm honestly tired of seeing god damn normie dudebros attention whoring on facebook with their shitty "le engineering is le hard xD" maymays on.
Engineering isn't at all hard. I've barely done any fucking work over the past few years and I'm about to graduate with a fairly decent GPA, and I'm not especially smart by any measure. Now compare my workload to that of someone studying medicine, and engineering might as well be a fucking communications degree.
>>72142554
Unironically the best flags I've ever done sawed with my two eyes
>>72142816
what shitty fourth rate university do you go to?
>>72142819
behold
>>72142829
Literally one of the best engineering schools in all of Canada, and the #1 in terms of research.
>>72142781
>doing "homework"
>not just paying close attention in class and then cramming hard before exam week
>"stress"
>getting stressed over school when that's the sole thing you've done in your life up until that point
>>72142554
>Van Dorn's Corps
>>72142843
damn, wish I was actually intelligent.
>>72142851
this
I mean who the fuck even unironically uses the word "homework" at university?
>he doesn't just do tests and the easiest assignments only to get a ~70%
>he isnt failing at least one class
>he doesn't take 100% exam courses for an optimized grade:time spent ratio
>he didn't finished school 13 years ago
>he doesn't skip classes to fuck freshman girls
>tfw to smart for homewor
k
>conjugating a verb twice in a clause
> he's in university
Enjoy being cucked by a " boss " for the rest of your lives
tfw not a farmer
I don't wanna go to sleep yet /cum/
>>72143227
but tomorrows a sleep in day
>>72143210
>not getting an MBA and being that boss
>not strutting around the office and telling your subjects that they should synergize more
>not hanging up posters about work efficiency in the lunchroom
>not calling every guy "champ", and ever girl "sugarcakes"
I rove yu!
bajachan is my gf
>>72143244
> he unironically wants to spend the majority of the best years of his life in an office
Top kek enjoy your life
>>72143239
No day is a sleep in day pussy
i wonder if i laid down and turned off the light if i could sleep
>he didnt drop out for 2 years then go back to college only to not give-a-fuck again
please seriously end me
>no new shark tank
>tv party ruined
little worried he'll win the nomination and that uber fag will be on every episode
>>72143263
alien looking bastard
time to break her heart heheheh
>tfw to smart to like asian girls
>>72143268
Though I may be enveloped in a small, economical space littered with fake plants and water coolers, my mind can take me across the universe without so much as bending a knee
how do people manage to give a fuck about school and spend hours a day studying and doing assignments?
>>72143298
* vapes Fedora shaped cloud *
>>72143269
you wana go faggot. i'll make you sleep in till 3 in the afternoon
reminder that sleeping in past 8 AM is degenerate
>>72143306
Because you know that most likely a well paying job is waiting for you in the end.
>>72143295
fantastic post
Being in bed while posting from the phone still counts as sleeping
>>72143306
From my understanding it's fine as long as you have friends and hobbies to fall back on in your free time. A lot of the whiners on here that are currently in uni/college seem brutally unhappy on account of no friends and no woman or whatever the fuck the case may be.
>>72143298
What? Why? Life is meant to be lived, not spent in an office staring at a computer. The world is meant to be experienced.
>>72143316
Come on! Give me everything you got! My body is ready! Woo!
How's my bicep, /cum/?
>>72143348
>Life is meant to be lived, not spent in an office staring at a computer
Wrong.
>I like /fit/ girls and muscle chicks
gay
>>72143348
it's all about the money
better job = more money = better pussy
it's the circle of life
Should I leave this behind and become a gigolo
I don't like my job
>>72143348
>Life is meant
If ever in life you feel like you are an autist or a weirdo, just be glad you're not one of these sons of bitches
https://youtu.be/1OWqz5FMEY0
>rp'ing as instagram sluts
a new low
>>72143349
*walks out*
Women who do squats/lunges/glute thrusts > Women who do thigh-intensive cardio (cycling/speedskating) > Women who don't exercise >>> Women who do upper body resistance training
>>72143412
You can't walk out of a battle! You must fight me! It's whoever survives the longest! You will take my pounding!
>>72143393
Is that what that retarded babbling is from?
>>72143387
sounds shit
>>72143393
>wearing polyester shirts
Jeff is a utter pleb
>>72143387
You can get plenty of pussy ( and all kinds of international pussy ) by leading an interesting life. Working your entire life so you're wife is super hot is a waste of your life. Looks fade. Freedom over everything.
>>72143390
I aspire to be Louis Theroux
>>72143393
damn, anne frank's boyfriend looks like *that*!
Bad news buds the price of you stock is way down
>>72143437
pussy is just the icing on the cake.
the whole thing is money.
but that's just me.
>>72143431
*teleports behind you*
did you say "pounding"
i am going along the west coast on a holiday in jan 2019 (with a little bit of BC)
what should i do over there?
hey cum r8 me pls?
thanks
>>72143350
Nice! How big do you plan on getting? Here's a photo I took last month.
Btw, where do you live?
>>72143497
smoke weed, eat at in n out, hang out with portland hipsters, learn how to properly clean a salmon in seattle
>>72143497
what bit of BC
if it's just vanpooper i'm going to punch you
>>72143486
I guess so. I personally don't care about money. It's the lifestyle that it affords me that matters to me, so I don't see the point of pursuing money for its own sake. To each his own.
>>72143529
bit early my brother
>>72143497
>implying BC isn't part of the west coast.
So where are you going besides BC then, idiot?
>>72143520
sounds comfy
>>72143497
find some qt asians
>>72143529
Fuck off, Anubis
My best friend just fucked in the same room I'l sleep in a couple of hours.
I feel like cleaning it, but at the same time, I'm just to fucing drunk to doit so.
>>72143525
money can get you whatever lifestyle you want.
you can save the fucking spotted owl with money.
but i can see and understand where you're coming from
>>72143540
>implying i was talking about the west coast of canada
sorry friend, i'm half american, not half cuck
>>72143564
My point is money is only important to maintaining my lifestyle. I don't want more than I currently make, because I work on my own business from home and travel 6 months out of the year. Lifestyle > money in my case, even though I could make if I didn't travel.
half american half cuck(nadian)
ama
>>72143529
Do not use sand niggers thread
محمد هو مقيت الخنازير والله هو
كومة من القرف
niggras
>>72143589
how does it feel being a fvll north american
>>72143601
feels pretty good my man
In which american ghetto was this picture taken?
>>72143629
i think that's somewhere in the UK
praise Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
>>72143598
لعنة الله علي امريكا ارض الشذوذ والمحرمات ودرامبف اللهم اهلك الامريكان الجباريين البدينين
>>72143660
>alluh ackbar
>>72143660
Are you inbred?
>>72143660
nice """"language"""" there dunetard
>>72143660
Allah does not exist goatfucker, the white man is the god of this universe and America is his banner.
الإسلام ما هو إلا حصاة على الطريق مان الأبيض
للهيمنة العالمية
رئيس الملائكة ستضرب أسفل التنين الله
>>72143669
الله اكبر اخي
>>72143674
مازلت اذكي منك يا خنزير
>>72143711
Fuck off terrorist, I will eat your balls off
>>72143705
والله لو اراد الله اهلاك امريكا لفعلها في ثانية ولكن سيكون نهايتكم عبرة للمعتدين علي ارض العروب والاسلام
>>72143722
ورقة
new thread that isn't the allahu one
>>72143744
I can't understand what you're saying, but I know it has something to do with you fucking a goat
>>72143755
نعم، امك. ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
>>72143744
What is the lesson?
assrape the islamic world repeatedly, kill millions of retarded islamists and profit repeatedly on the deaths of millions of true believers.
>a-allah won't destroy you but we will teach you what happens to those who attack islam!
Teach me from the grave.
>>72143711
If your IQ doesn't breach 104 then you are not smarter than me.
Which I doubt because you just admitted to being inbred.
>>72143777
ارقام ثلاثية رائعة
>>72143793
كل المسلمين يولدو بمعدل ذكاء اكبر من 110
allahu akbar
>>72143857
الله اكبرالله اكبرالله اكبر النصر للاسلام الله اكبر
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiJ_2q3RzM4
>>72143847
Was that a real test or an online? I got a 140 on an online one. Not too sure they're accurate.
>Iranian
>Aryan
>Araian
>>72143916
هههههههههههههه امريكي خنزير لايفهم لغة الجنة هههههههههههه
>>72143962
>Language of paradise
>Arabic
KEK
>>72143793
I got 147 in an official IQ test.
Do I have the biggest cock now?
>>72143987
هذا الثريد هو سفينة تغرق كدولتكم استخدم الجديد
>>72143482
>>72143482
>>72143482
>>72144002
Shit, you're pretty smart.