/brit/

maine

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tfw no daughter

tfw no daughter

>>72140785
>unless you're really rich

not really. we have a much higher standard of living than you lot if you're even slightly above average

>>72140826
I heard the rain in Maine falls mainly on the plain.

>>72140856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLErNXIYjMg

You lads still out on the lash?

Hila

What accent does he have? Its so neutral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3aPOLQA8HM

>>72140874
Not sure what that means really I didn't think the food was any better nor anything else.

Everything was too far apart and you had to drive for ages. Didn't seem comfy at all.

NHS shouldn't pay for degenerate self caused illness like obesity

>>72140900
british south african. but he has been living in china for the last 10 years so he said his accent has changed a bit

>>72140900
Sounds South African.

>>72140900
i think maybe aussie? or new zealander?

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>tfw no daughter to excitedly tell you what she did in school today

>>72140830
>>72140856
I wish I had a son I could share my interests in trains and farmwork with, as well as city design and transportation links in general.

>>72140900
hong konger

>>72140951
>>72140830
OY VEY. DONT HAVE CHILDREN. VERY BAD GOYIM

wtf austrialad is autistic

>>72140960
VERY Austrian post.

>>72140960
I want to have both desu, tell my son to look after her.

>>72140987
The Gay one is very autistic

still have a great grandmother lads, could be a great great grandmother soon

weird innit

ree

>>72140910
>wah wah wah I don't want my tax money spent on things I don't like

fuck off

the white south african accent is the radical centre of accents

Screen just went orange

>>72141023
This was not f.lux.

>>72141009
what year was she born la

my great grandma died in 1970
my great granddad died in 1945

both long dead

xxDxDXdXdXdXdXdD

>>72141006
gay as well? what the heck

>>72141040
1924 so 93 now

still seems pretty healthy. reckon she's after that letter from liz

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fuck that lad from last thread, he's put me on a downer realising that i might not have kids

don't understand why are russians considered subhumans

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Ah yes. A weekend in the UK

Let me guess. Pub footy club kebab and bed?

I mean its not like you're going
>hiking
>camping
>boating
>Skiing
>rock climbing
>snorkling
>scuba diving
>to the beach to swim


Nah, nah. Packed in a tiny pub with balding 50 year old depressed men sounds much more enjoyable.

>>72141064
Oops, read that as Australia

>>72141057
very good post

>>72141079
That's why people live in London because there's actually something to do

>>72141079
love this pasta

will never understand why people want sprogs

>>72140988
>>72141004
I also want a daughter I could play tea parties with, and read bedtime stories.

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>>72141077
don't let it get you down lad

plenty of people have kids later on in life

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>Autismo Yank is here

>>72141076
wtf

how young are you

thats almost the same ages as my granddad

>>72141077
sorry lad :(
put myself on a downer too, thinking about it

>>72140822
i was an incredibly fat bastard myself, cleaned up my diet significantly for awhile. whenever i eat too much shitty food i do get sick.

its either diarrhea the same day or next day depending on what i ate, or my allergies will worsen for 6-12 hours, or i'll feel low energy the next day and feel either angry or depressed. junk food fucks with me so much now, its weird. its pretty dose dependent though, higher doses of badfood = higher chances of bad symptoms. a couple of slices of pizza in one meal won't fuck with me but if im eating junk food and go full glutton mode for a day i'll end up feeling like a train hit me

>>72141109
>plenty of people have kids later on in life
which is why the kids turn out to be fucking retards

>>72141102
Because then somebody might love me other than my parents.

>>72141079
at the weekend I visit my dad and his gf

>>72141079
didnt read this x

>>72141079
its sad that this is somewhat accurate. but i enjoyed it there nonetheless

t. did a semester in bristol

>>72141118
early twenties, parents mid fifties. must have had my nan young.

>>72141130
that's selfish. bringing someone into the world on the off chance they might like you

i'm the same in that nobody loves me except my parents, but that's precisely why i will never reproduce

>>72141125
This

Also being a kid and having older parents is depressing

>>72141125
my parents had me when they were 30 and 33 and i turned out fine

>>72141079
i live in london and im scuba diving right now motherfucker

>>72141125
How old is "later in life" though?

do you live in london?
then why do you have an american flag? o_O

>>72141155
But it is not the off chance, as long as you are a good parent, they will love you back.

>A bacon sandwich is a sandwich of cooked bacon between bread that is usually spread with butter, and may be seasoned with ketchup or brown sauce. It is generally served hot

jesus christ

>>72141173
past 30

https://mobile.twitter.com/JungleLion_/status/840341377045131265/video/1

An anime poster from /eire/ spilled his spaghetti in front of the country on Ireland's national broadcaster chat show

>>72141154
or my parents had me and my siblings young. never really thought about it.

my family is fucking huge.

chinese proto-gf is staying at someones house tomorrow and won't tell me details or who it's with

i am literally being cucked

Dad doesn't have any friends outside of 'family friends'. I've literally never seen him say 'hey anon, here's my friend X' outside of a 'work colleague' situation.

Bit dire

>>72141214
ahaha whats the context here?

>>72141173
He's talking nonsens

>>72141230
My Dad has so many friends he never spends time at home.

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>>72141214
eggs plain

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>>72141225
post pics of her already

also pic related

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Me on the left

>>72141230
same here i guess i thought that was normal

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>>72141260

>>72141194
bacon sandwich sounds tasty but the ketchup or "brown sauce" mixed in with butter and bacon sounds disgusting, can't get down with that part


wouldtrybaconbutty/10

>>72141230
blokes don't have mates, aside from a pub buddy or two

they only socialise with their wives' friends

>>72141232
A segment on autistic kids no joke

That kid also liked anime

Country music is fucking magnificent, I had no idea about this until a few days ago.

>>72141180
>as long as you are a good parent

ha, no chance

>>72141260
glad you like the channel. been watching this lad since I was 16

>>72141250
haha yes, "Friends"

theyre probably all at the gay bar 2bh

>>72141298
I think I could be.

>you will never have a daughter
>you will never read bedtime stories to her
>you will never play tea parties with her
>you will never learn how to braid her hair
>you will never teach her how to ride a bike
>you will never watch disney films with her until you both fall asleep on the couch
>you will never let her stay awake past her bedtime watching films even though mum says its a school night
>you will never help her with her homework

>you will never have a son
>you will never teach him to play football
>you will never take him to the shop to get him his first pair of keeper gloves and a ball
>you will never help him get the straw into his capri sun
>you will never play vidya with him
>you will never do a pushup with him sitting on your back
>you will never go on bike rides with him

>>72141287
grim

also my mum doesn't have any friends either

>>72141224
she looks amazing for her age

>>72141319
fine, just don't expect others to do the same

cannot stand when people ask others when they're having kids

>>72141305
looks like jason statham

>>72141230
my dad has some friends he goes to the pub with
he'll never really see them outside of the pub though

>>72141330
I didn't. Anon told me not to be selfish.

>>72141259
not gonna dox her desu

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>>72141323
i will have kids

>>72141319
1. are you a gril
2. lets have a baby

>>72141323
I have a son but he's being brought up by his mother and her boyfriend (who thinks it's his)

>>72141346
>what is cropping and rotating

>>72141363
good cucking lad

>>72141362
I am not a girl and I am not a gay.

most people, including most people on /brit/, should not breed. that includes me

honestly would have zero problems with mass sterilisation programs

in my dreams yer blowin' me....... some kisses....

>>72141399
yes, I am 5'9

i should be killed

>>72141363
Do you wish you could raise him as your own?

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>you will never have this moment
>you will never start a family

>>72141224
this woman is not white

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>>72141417
stop posting any time

>>72141399
jesus christ, bill gates is that you?

get the fuck outta here with your eugenics program globalist scum

>>72141416
nah
I'd do a shit job of it
plus his mum's boyfriend has a really nice job that pays really well
much better than me (I'm unemployed at the moment!)

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thou arens'th a degenrate art thou?

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me

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>>72141417

>>72141412
not killed, just not breed

>>72141438
there is literally nothing wrong with eugenics

>being the only man picking kids up from school
>everyone judging me as a waste of space
>signing their reading book with my 5 year old handwriting
>helping with basic maths homework I forgot decades ago

parenthood sounds horrible

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>>72141417
i cant do it
i think i can do it
i know i can do it
i will do it

>>72141450
Bit grim, if it was me I probably wouldn't be able to get over it.

>>72141496
>not being the responsible single father juggling his career with parental responsibilities that makes all the milf fanny wet

>>72141496
I already do some work in a school.

>>72141399
I'm way ahead of you mate

right fuck it chinese gf is getting dumped
not gonna be cucked desu

https://youtube.com/watch?v=suwF2g1yyM8

Ah yes, the Germans

>>72141552
why are you dumping ol' shin shwa?

>>72141552
Good lad.

>>72141552
haha tell us what happened lad

>>72141496
Also lots of men collect their children from school. I can't imagine the UK is much different.

>>72141552
shag her once more for good luck lad, it's the year of the cock

just woke up

>>72141544
you've sterilised yourself?

this china lad seems cool, wish I was that relaxed

>>72141577
try reading the f*cking thread

TWO PERCIES AND A XAN THAT'S A SLEEPING BAD.
I GOT TWO BAD BITCHES IN MY SLEEPING BAG.

>>72141580
picked my niece up once, I was the only man there

and of course all the mums know each other so you just stand awkwardly

>>72141565
staying at some random lads house that i don't know and acts as if thats okay, well beyond what i consider okay especially as it's preplanned so i'm just gonna call it off

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Just found out that Christopher Lee's in the soil lads.

I swear to Christ I thought he was still alive. How on earth did this go over my head?

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Me at the pub

oh yeh i see now

>>72141662
something is wrong with that bear

>>72141662
that walrus looks a bit fucking mongy

>I've been to the US, see absolutely no benefit to the place over this country.


err how about your surroundings aren't depressing

it hurts
make it stop

>>72141015
>i-need muh cupcakes


fuck off you degenerate fat cunt kill and kill yourself

>>72141592
> it's the year of the cock

th-this is it, the year ill get a gf

i was born in the year of the cock and ive felt like this year is finally my year. i have this intuitive feeling that a lot of things are lining up for me this year.

>Fire Rooster

>>72141592
>Fire Rooster


and its the year of the hot cock, ergo my cock will have a warm place to spend its time in

namely, a grile

>>72141693
calm down cleetus

my name jeff

>>72141681
if you don't live in a shithole then the uk's fine

Looking forward to making some absolutely abhorrent posts under the Stars and Stripes

>>72141736
bet you're the same runt that says London is white if you don't go to the non-white areas

>>72141752
bet you're just a runt

>>72141662
>in which he played the villainous Count Dooku, he did most of the swordplay himself
>85 years old

absolute madman

London is white if you don't go to the non-white areas

>>72141773
sez who?

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gf just sent me this

>>72141749
no one gives a shit about this terrible gimmick you're trying.

we all know you're a yank, and we wouldn't care even if you weren't.

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who /labour/ here?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

when i was a neet one of my rituals every night was to get incredibly drunk and look at pictures/videos of my waifu before bed

In Tennessee right now
Appalachia is comfy as fuck honestly

>>72141780
post more grils please

>>72141752
no that's not me
I'm a northerner so I'm not really a fan of london

>>72141782
I'm on vacation

>>72141795
Huntsville AL is the comfiest place I've been 2bh

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sometimes when i eat grapes i like to pretend that im this robot from futurama

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>>72141807
shant

having a packet of ready salted crisps with vinegar on

>>72141840
haha same

>>72141787
no but i remember chroomp

>>72141862
is tim okay

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Strangers in the night, exchanging glances
Wondering in the night; what were the chances?
We'd be sharing love before the night was through
Something in your eyes was so inviting
Something in your smile was so exciting
Something in my heart told me I must have you

Strangers in the night, two lonely people
We were strangers in the night
Up to the moment when we said our first hello, little did we know
Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away
And ever since that night, we've been together
Lovers at first sight, in love forever
It turned out so right for strangers in the night

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FOY

average british male
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489198829802.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489198829802.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489198829802.webm

http://imgur.com/a/NGHLD

chinese gf when

>>72141829
Never been to Alabama but I like the mountains here
Went to a moonshine distillery today and bought a meme jug of poison

>>72141895
me on match day

having a packet of cheese crisps with slices of onion on

>>72141597
Would never sterilise myself, I'm just a virgin

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fuck just looked up cuckio and its the best meme

haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video in awhile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGitrNH-aCM

>>72141899
Cliche but literally everyone I met was friendly, makes a change from an island of miserable cunts.

>>72141895
virus do NOT click under any circumstance

>>72141927
no you arent you piece of shit

>>72141895
Honestly wonder what possessed him to do this.

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Me and the lads, lads

>>72141908
we prefer the term wizards

>>72141941
i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast pal

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>>72141908
>vice

>>72141862
britain is so fucking grim

this is the "middle class"

>>72141957
what's wrong with vice?

>>72141933
My mum is terrified anywhere remotely "redneck" so I've only gone to these places on my own or with friends

>>72141895
So this is the power of UKIP

>>72141966
>this is the "middle class"

definitely not

>>72141973
bait

>>72141974
>mum
fuck off

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>>72141948
6 years left until wizardry

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>>72141966

real grandad hours

got my finger on the trigger i ain't takin' shit from ni nigga

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>>72141929
me too lad

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I should probably go to bed soon

>>72142008
hello nigger

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when ya gotta go

ya gotta go

*does a long smelly shart*

a-yup

*spits out chewing tobacco onto the pile of shart*

>>72141931
Louis CucKposting was ebin

cheated on the gf

>>72142016
Stay up with me lad, dont leave me with the JF

did a BIG poo in the middle of the walgreens today but it was ok because they had one of the trolley boys wipe my bum for me

>>72140779
Ah home. At least I'm not at risk of getting shanked like I was in kings farm In gravesend.

vice has some cool stuff actually.........

>tfw born too early to contact aliens
>tfw no alien bro

if you could live inside the world of a final fantasy game which one would it be....

>>72142072
>born too late to be part of the empire
>born too early to be part of the ocean empire
>born too early to be part of the galactic empire

>>72142062
used to

like the sperg on acid trying to tell a joke on stage or more serious stuff like cartels stealing oil. now it's all shite

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they named their own president after a bodily function (a fart)

(President Toilet Bog Fart)

>>72141862

>garbage

Why are southerners so americanised?

>>72142080
LINDBLUM
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B
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can't believe strasserists still exist

https://twitter.com/Hammer_Schwert
https://twitter.com/Der_Dritte_Weg

the german nationalist scene is very strange

one thing i've noticed about far right movements on the continent is that they often have a strong youth component

whereas in the anglosphere it's almost always fat middle aged bald men

>>72142072
im still holding out on this


im hoping that in our lifetimes we make contact with advanced aliens who want to help us take great leaps in our technology and allow us to join a galactic federation of sorts and itd be cool to like connect with some aliens n shit like u said... alien bros n all that. or to see some aliens that are like wilin out n shit

>>72142090
how does donald = toilet? do you really call a toilet a donald over there?

>>72142080
never played any FF game
never got the appeal

>>72142125
i think you're thinking of the john

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do you think the president has ever sharted?

>>72142133
ok with that attitude, in my report ill put you down as final fantasy tactics advanced A2

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Being here is very strange, I absolutely tower over these stunted diminutive Yankees.
I imagine to them I must look like some sort of primordial Titan
reckon it wouldn't take much to establish myself as a God over these people

>>72142133
some have really good stories

99% of gameplay is just mashing x though

>>72142125
donald = donny = dunny = toilet

john = toilet

trump = fart

>>72142147
we all shart from time to time jimmy

Donny (dunny, toilet) john (bog) trump (fart)

>>72142089
the one about the scammers in ghana was good, NK one is worth watching, as was the ugandan moonshine one

time for bed

night lads

There's nothing more Reddit than hating Coldplay

Every smug limp wristed virtue signaller drones on about how terrible they are

>>72142166
>donald = donny
no it doesn't
>donny = dunny
no it doesn't


this forced meme doesn't even make any sense

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>>72142158
have you witnessed this sacred american ritual in person yet?

>>72142166
>dunny
fuck off thieving cunt thats what we say

>>72141895
HIGH LEVEL banter.

off to the donald, have to let loose a mondo shite

support are troops

not a fan of coldplay desu

>>72142190
this

who /patrish/ here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A

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>>72142191

>>72142166
dunny=toilet

nah brits dont even say this.

t. lad that lived in york

>>72142121
>great leaps in our technology

The AI boom will probably happen in our lifetimes, everything physically possible will be invented almost immediately.

No aliens though, universe is incomprehensibly big.

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Just went to the toilet and did a big smelly Donald.

>>72142191
Drumpf is a fucking retard and everyone that voted for him is a stupid idiot

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>tfw you can smell the shart aisle all the way from the bullet aisle

>>72142219
This

Only abnormies and rasheeds say dunny. Made loads of normie friends when I studied at York uni, none of them were autistic enough say dunny

Poopsident of the Poonited Sharts, Toilet Bog Fart, and his Vice Pissident, My Dick Pants

>>72142192
I saw a fat guy drop a 2L bottle of Dr Pepper and fall over chasing it down the isle

But I'm in the south so literally everyone is fat
The girls who aren't bloated walruses are sexy as fuck though
Talked to this girl hiking today, dirty blonde with huge tits and a thick mountain accent.

>>72142219
Nah you're chatting shit, I lived in Chicago on my year abroad and everyone said dunny for toilet

Made tonnes of mates too, everyone loved my British accent

>>72142255
good post. beat me at my own game

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alri

>>72142263
AI is impossible
At best we will get advanced VI programs but never true AI

>>72142178
all shane smith i think who's now pretty much retired. bloke was fearless so made some good stuff.

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The Poopoo Flows at Trader Joes

>>72142178
The guy presenting the Ugandan moonshine one was so shitty, looked terrified the entire time

>>72142272
yeah you were my mates flatmate i rmember you

good lad. bit of a bender though

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>>72142225
do you really think a super AI would be able to invent everything immediately?

i would think that the rate our technology advances would accelerate more and more as our best AI gets better but im sure this would be pretty gradual instead of being immediate. like taking a few decades to go from an AI that can solve common problems that we face today to an AI that can design the things we can only dream about.

>>72142331
he is a deano

think I have celiac disease

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>>72142331
49%

>>72142062
Watched tonnes of great stuff on vice

They're really hit and miss but still out out good content

Here's the most recent video I enjoyed https://youtu.be/QL_3Qg-SADY

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>>72141945
Fuck off with War Thunder you absolute gimp

Play a good flying game at least you spastic

>>72142263
>Talked to this girl hiking today, dirty blonde with huge tits and a thick mountain accent.

fuck that sounds amazing

>>72142347
I thought it was 24%

is splitting your wrist with a straight razor too messy

I imagine after the initial pain of the cut it would be p comfy

How do people manage insane numbers of friends, like people who claim to have like 50 or 100 or something nuts
I maybe still have a good relationship with 3 since finishing uni

>>72142331
>>72142343
hes handsome as fuck

jealous of him desu, bet he pulls so many slags

>>72142303
doing a shart down at walmart

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>comfy season is finished

Nearly time to start sweating your bollocks off lads.

>>72140779
jack cade

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>>72142382

>>72142356
Too bad I'm leaving here tomorrow to go to Florida, only spent one full day here to go hiking

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if you use the designated sharting aisle at the wall mart do you have to declare it your cashier so they can charge you for cleanup or is it gratis? do you tip based on how smelly it is or how big it is?

>>72142382
where is this?

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>>72142382
hmm yes -10 freezing rain and 90mph winds is comfy

>>72142391
which part of florida are you going to?

>>72142407

Preston.

>>72142390
>>72142382
>tfw normie

feels good. will be at the beach, traveling to japan with the lads, and going to some festivals this summer

also usually pull a lot more in the summer as well

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Ah yes very interesting results.

>>72142425
howling

>>72142331
ah yes england

if i had access to infinite banans i would like


eat infinite bananas

sometimes i get high and eat like 5 or 6 bananas in a night without blinking an eye. im a nana glutton

>>72142354

game?

>>72142397
Higher end stores like Whole Foods will have someone on hand to wipe and change you but usually want a tip after

>>72142432
>the POOTUS, shit toilet fart

>>72142441
this is genuinely one of the worst posts ive ever seen on 4chan

take a fucking lap. unbelievable

>>72142441

Bet you're a glutton full stop 2bh

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>>72142443
IL-2 Battle of Stalingrad

doing a donald

>>72142424
Orlando because my family has a condo there

>>72142428
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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so yeah I was like out tonight

met a new bunch of people and there was a really hot girl

and yeah she went off with a guy, holy shit the sperging rage

reminded me of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmLfCHF3skk

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my donny johns are absolutely covered in shart juice

do not, under any circumstances, give it any sort of reply

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i unironically think kanye would win if he ran for president

will nae be watching

>>72142488
hello nigger

Latina gf called me a gringo for wearing a Hawaiian shirt

need to get a job
saw a bakery with an opening but I'm too scared to apply

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anyone know this actress' name?

reminder when you reply to a London poster, statistically he is NOT white

>>72142488
good chance if he did

unironic

>>72142499
i'm as white as they come my dude

i'm just not fooling myself into believing he'd have no chance of winning

>>72142488
>>72142441
these are the same poster. notice how it reeks of some 18 year old that's DUDE STONED

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>>72142479

this lady literally REEEEEEEEE'd irl

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really starting to dislike chinkies lads

>>72142509
it literally doesn't matter

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>>72142505
losers are those who never try because they're afraid to fail

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>>72142479

>>72142518
t. shartlock holmes

>>72142518
i didnt post the kanye west thing but i do hold the same opinion that he does

NEW

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>>72140781

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S--rQutEDgc

>>72142527
i would love to be a jap lad who fucks weeb pussy on the regular