/brit/

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IT IS WHATEVER YOU SAY IT IS
SPLIT INFINITY

cash > elvis

post bangers lads

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/brit/ parliament sub edition

bf

>>72138993
>>72139044

well hello there reddit!!!!!!! welcome to the 'chon!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU

FUCK OFF

babestation

the gf went to sleep

Shit, now I'm getting WOKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq7NEBFYpsY

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gf just emailed me this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELKbz9HaoM

>>72139067
Recommend me some good comfy anime lads. Something that is not ongoing

Hila

>>72139111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mhgfXgwdls

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>>72139140

your gf is fat and 3d

>>72139111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls

>person born 2002 wants to fuck
Think this may be too young 2bh
How do I decline

>>72139059
I don't drive and the nearest garage is an hour walk away through unlit country roads ;_;

Wish we still had fag machines

>>72139074
I was on 20 a day before New Year's. Quit for a few months using e-cigarettes and snus, had a fucking howler of a week and started again back to 20. Went without a cigarette on Wednesday, cadged a couple at the pub yesterday and cadged a couple tonight.

>>72139111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1H2GYCyUrk

>>72139150
HELLO THERE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72139144
kino's journey
think it's 12 or so episodes

>>72139144
The Prophet Muhammad's rise to power - the animated adventure - with all main characters replaced by little blonde girls.

>>72139144
You already seen Attack on Titan and Cowboy Beebop right

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>british accent

>raised in India
>grills think i have a british accent
>???
>pic related

>>72139088
fuck you
>>72139122
>the yank who thinks everyone is from reddit is here

why haven't you necked yourself yet my good man?

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>>72139111
https://youtu.be/4aeETEoNfOg?list=RDQMeq2PdSkT5GE

>>72139165
your gf pisses in a box of sand

>>72139172
Say "sorry but I do not partake in sexual relations with girls who were born after [year here]."

Granddad went to Oxford and has a posh accent, and also skipped out on WW2 for some reason he won't go into detail about

AMA

>>72139137
>girls hate it when guys dont take care of their appearance, its a big turn off to them
their standards are ridiculous

i'm not fat, ugly or unkempt, yet i'm still a KHV

it's just pointless, i don't even bother to try with women and never have

>>72139111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk

>>72139137
even brad pitt looked shit with long hair. gotta keep it short and neat

>>72139111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cikTgwMXY

>>72139111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCJY-Ui9xa4

>>72139193>>72139067
r3dditr3ddit productions is a failproof way of identifying a redditor.
it's reddit: the channel

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>>72139197

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who /radiohead/ here
who /altj/ here
21st century patricians get the fuck in here

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i had a little lovee, now i'm back for moooarrr
set you spirits free, it's the only way to beee ee

the SEC declined to approve the buttcoin ETF

lovely news to go to sleep on

dumb frogposter

>>72139180
Saw it already. Good taste tho
>>72139182
Yes

icenonce

>>72139137
>girls hate it when guys dont take care of their appearance, its a big turn off to them

Some guys actually manage it somehow. There's a guy in my year who just suits the dishevelled look and manages to get around quite a bit with it. He's chilled out as fuck, a massive stoner and a pillhead though so gets away with kicking about in joggies and a denim jacket.

>>72139212
Legal tho

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>>72139111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwq-T2CrJRU

>>72139252
>wahhhhh everything is reddit

get a fucking grip you autistic obese yank

would love to kick your fat bloated body

>>72139293
Not in front of Jesus it is not.

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redditors are the only one constantly whining about redditors

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he's dead lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swiL-LAiInk
So the guy singing here was brutally murdered in his own home along with his 2 young daughters and his wife, who owned a really cool little toy/novelty store I used to go to when I was a kid. The two crackheads that did it beat the singer, his wife, and one of the daughters to death with a bat after gagging and tying them up with an extension chord. They stabbed the other little girl in the lungs and she died, also bound and gagged, with the others in the basement. Then the crackheads lit the house on fire and fled. One of the killers was recently executed by the State of Virginia. Glad they put him down like the animal he was.

>>72139301
you sound a bit mad that I exposed you as the reddit browsing faggot you are
they even mention reddit in their videos. can't imagine being this deluded

Maisie or Sophie?

>>72139229
>i don't even bother to try with women and never have

That'll be why you're a KHV then. I'm short, fat, ugly and have terrible self-esteem and have still managed just by making some effort.

>Columnist Katie Hopkins Must Pay £24,000 For Libellous Tweets

and there's more

ahh yess

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>>72139325

>>72139099
heard about this on a conspiracy podcast the other day and it really fired my nuerons
>One of our FBI insiders can confirmed the Intelligence community indicates John and Tony Podesta were in Praia da Luz, Portugal on May 3rd 2007– the day Madeleine McCann vanished.

>The Podesta brothers were staying with a friend named “Clem.” Clement Freud, the grandson of psychopathology sex expert Dr. Sigmund Freud, who was known to be a pedophile. This is a quote from our insider: “Of greater interest is that fact that Freud owned a villa in Praia da Luz.”

http://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/top-news/podesta-brothers-revealed/

doubt its true but the story they were telling in the show really fired my nuerons. according to them, clement freud invited the parents of maddy mccan to his home to have dinner soon after she disappeared because she felt bad but soon after his death it came out that he was a massive pedophile so that in of itself seems very sketchy

>>72139325
at least he is no longer stealing oxygen and a hospital bed

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goodnight sweet prince

>>72139341
i'm more amused that you hold such an obsessive hatred with another website

get a grip on yourself. look yourself in the mirror, then slash your wrist

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>>72139354
also has to pay 300k in legal fees

feeking a bit sick

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>>72139356

>>72139380
>w-why do you hate reddit??
hmmm, this sounds a bit like something reddit would say

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>>72139398

>>72139346
It's fucking bullshit. It's not fucking fair. I did try once and it just ended with me being laughed at.

I'm not putting myself through that again, ever. Women have never liked me. It's too late at this point to even bother catching up, I see no point.

>>72139405
I don't really care if you hate reddit, that doesn't mean you should cry about it in every thread.

>>72139354
>muh free speech

wish hopkins, milo etc. would fuck off. solely trying to be as controversial as possible contributes nothing to anything

>>72139356
tbf Willie MacRae was killed by unionist paramilitaries because he was going to expose a westminster paedo ring.

Hardly surprising the SNP are fairly warm towards Sinn Fein

>>72139462
>I don't really care if you hate reddit
you obviously do because you are still replying to me

>>72139463
Hopkins has BTFO many leftycucks

>>72139433
You got over it though, didn't you?

It's just a case of accepting that rejection isn't that bad and it's worth a shot.

Shy weans get nae sweeties

>>72139496
haha /brit/ is funny

>>72139511
kek

>>72139482
Because in every /brit/ thread you post in you make it your attention seeking gimmick to gain as much brownie points on here as possible by attacking potential redditors. It's just boring. As bad as the commieposters, gayposters and other assorted attention whores.

It's rather fascinating, observing the mind of someone who identifies so strongly with an insular interpretation of a fucking website.

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>>72139468
>Willie MacRae was killed by unionist paramilitaries because he was going to expose a westminster paedo ring.

>>72139496
and what impact has she had? right wingers, left wingers, all hate her for being obnoxious.

she's a reality tv star, not a politician.

>>72139463
https://youtu.be/Hjiw6gmO4qQ?t=1m4s

>>72139307
Jesus watching just makes me harder

The Slits DESU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnwyULT3Uks

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Your body is a filter and is forced to deal with any contaminants you put into it!!

>>72139523
t. triggered leftycuck

>>72139500
>You got over it though, didn't you?

No. It pissed me off, devastated me and put me off the idea of ever pursuing a woman ever again.

>>72139534
ever thought it might just be I hate redditors as opposed to acting like I hate them for attention?

fuck off icenonce

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>It's rather fascinating, observing the mind of someone who identifies so strongly with an insular interpretation of a fucking website.

>>72139588
**lights a fag**

Just realised, we say 'owt' a lot in the UK (the best parts) but you never see it written.

Why is that, lads?

>>72139468
>this is actually true

well fuck me

low quality thread this

doing a throwing my toys out of the pram

>>72139433
>It's fucking bullshit. It's not fucking fair. I did try once and it just ended with me being laughed at.


you have to keep trying and try again in different social groups. if theres a guy in a group who normally gets made fun of anyway who tries to suddenly make a radical change out of nowhere the people who see you are definitely going to make fun of you for putting the effort forward. they've already categorized you in a certain way in their heads.

and your ideas of grooming/dressing yourself well might have been a little misguided too. maybe you dressed in a certain way that was just funny to those people.


don't give up on yourself so easily lad

>>72139601
Which is equally as pathetic. Get over it you utter infantile gimp.

>the state of /brit/

>>72139615
When we do that it's a hatecrime

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>>72139539
>you can only have an opinion if you're a politician

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>britleftypol is kill

>>72139638
state of 4chan today, where it is acceptable to openly admit you love to browse reddit. back to redddit you go, easily triggered runtoid

>>72139535
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/541793/SNP-activist-killed-over-child-sex-files

Express isn't particularly reliable but he definitely didn't kill himself, and a FOI request recently turned up that all the evidence gathered from his death is currently missing.

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>when you get an east asian (You)

someone give me a handjob

I'll give you one back

>>72139688
This, redditors out.

>>72139684
Good.

/brit/ is a right-wing general.

>>72139700
Do me first would ya?

>>72139618
Idk. I say aye all the time but never write it.

*takes meds*

>>72139700
just bee yourself

honestly believe i'm having gay thoughts out of utter desperation

>>72139618
Never heard anyone say "owt" in my life. Must be something the northern monkeys say.

Lost 1 stone and 7 pounds but seems to have stagnated. Not sure what my next step forward should be.

>>72139636
>you have to keep trying and try again in different social groups

No thanks. Not worth the pain and effort. Besides I've lost all friends I once had and have totally lost all my social skills over the last few years. Add in depression and I just can't be bothered with any of it. It all seems so fucking arbitrary and pointless.

I've never been fat, badly dressed, unkempt etc. So it's not even like I made a radical change. All my life I've never understood girls and they've never seemed to like me. I'm literally completely clueless with them, never even been friends with one. So I'd have to learn everything in the space of a very short term, and that isn't going to happen.

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>>72139716

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>>72139744
>>72139746

>>72139744
Reckon you can pray it away or do you need a formal institution?

>>72139709
FUCK OFF NEO NAZI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>actually a natsocdem but i'm a right winger online because the gimmicks are pure and everyone's chill

>>72139652
let me correct myself, you're free to have a completely uniformed opinion on domestic and global policies without being a politician

philip hammond is a twat too but he knows far more about financing a nation than some loud mouth blonde alan sugar fancied a decade ago

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>>72139753

i am a fan of ancient china
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_and_technology_of_the_Han_dynasty#Structural_engineering

>>72139748
'sheed

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today wasn't so bad

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>people unironically believe there is a westminister paedophile ring despite there not being a shred of evidence for this

>>72139688
Nah, I'm good thanks. If posting here winds you up even more, all the better.

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:(

Quite like being called icenonce

>>72139778
you naughty boy you

weird when you think we invented the word 'hello' because starting a conversation would be awkward without it but now starting a conversation (via instant messaging) is more awkward with it

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fuck it, spamming now

>>72139798
Welcome to Internetborough: enjoy your stay!

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people are being mean to laura muir on /sp/

Why do tards call out yanks when they say British accent? They obviously mean RP and you'd have to be a mouth breathing spastic not to realise that.

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>>72139700
>>72139712
>>72139746
>>72139769
>>72139794
britfeel hours?

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>>72139822

>>72139780
You're also free to have a completely uniformed opinion on domestic and global policies while actually being a politician. Let's not pretend otherwise

>>72139820
What do you think they did before greetings were established?

>>72139798
There's pedos everywhere though. They must be in Westminster. It would be strange if there were no nonce MPs

ancient china was better than the west

>>72139798
>people unironically think Jimmy Saville is a paedophile despite there not being a shred of evidence for this
t. you 6 years ago

>>72139864
What about if they were all nonces covering up for each other?

>>72139800
nah it's okay, i browse the 'ddit myself. bash the fash amiright lad?

>>72139798
Was, at least

There's a current massive fucking inquiry into it that's been derailed a few times

Plus Cyril Smith, Lord Janner and the whole Lambeth council having to pay out millions in compensation to people who claim they were abused by MPs.

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>>72139820
We should create a new world to use.

you all remember when i correctly predicted 16/21 oscars a couple weeks ago or do i need to post the pic??

chinkANO

people who crave power are fucked in the head and so are more likely to be nonces

>>72139794
Disappointed the Pepe in that gif didn't crush the butterfly in temper.

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Seeing as it is now /realfeel/ hours, I have some stuff to say lads. Unrequited love and oneitis are fucking shite. Spent nearly 2 decades feeling nothing for womyn and then all of a sudden it hits.

>>72139925
>people who crave power are fucked in the head
this

one of the reasons that led me to anarchism

stalinists and fascists are both fucking lunatics

need a bare clare gf sat on my face

>>72139884
No. Anyone that has gotten to their level is driven by self interest. They are protecting themselves.

>>72139848
Not in the cabinet you're not.

Then again Trump, but our system works completely differently. Cabinet, shadow cabinet and leaders are all career politicians.

>>72139944
Cured a bad case of oneitis by losing my virginity with another girl

Really fucked me up worse though given that she's gay but I ended up feeling something for her (distinct from oneitis though)

>>72139957
clare who?

must have had about 30-40 wanks over sophie and maisie desu

Is it weird to have a strong paternal instinct lads? Not sure if I should see a therapist or nor.

((((((((((b))))))))))((((((((((e)))))))))))((((((((((t))))))))))((((((((((o)))))))))) is here

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>>72139999
>>72140000
holy fuck

>>72139925
why the fuck would you not want power?

>>72139999
>>72140000
Control yourselves lads.

>>72140036
I'm not a nonce.

>>72140036
because im a secure person?

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>>72139999
>>72140000

>>72140036
because it is morally wrong

>>72140075
>morally
Spook

>>72140036
because some of us are not psychopaths and do not deny to rule or be ruled

>>72139864
The existence of paedophiles isn't evidence

>>72139871
There was actual evidence for Jimmy Saville being a paedo though.

>>72139893
The inquiry that was based on one testimony, failed to find any evidence and collapsed amid calls for officers to resign? That inquiry?

>>72139757
>So I'd have to learn everything in the space of a very short term, and that isn't going to happen.

pretty limiting way of looking at things, lifes long.

just accept that things aren't going to happen like in a movie. its a shorter process for some and a very long one for others. i lost all semblance of a social life a few years back myself and have struggled with everything you mentioned. ive been trying to dig myself out of autism for a couple of years now and i see it as a long journey. im about 2-3 years into my "self improvement" regime and im still far from where i want to be but im a lot better off than i used to be. i understand girls more now than i ever have even though i still freeze up around them, i still hate myself most days of my life. but i feel like im 10x as worthy of a gf than i was a couple of years ago and girls look at me differently even if i can't do anything when they do look at me.


its cliche but the process is more important than the result here. you have to slowly chip away at all of the shit thats holding you back.

im going to stop bothering you now but i think its sad when people give up on things like this. if its a pain point for you then you must work on it.

>>72140036
Difference between healthy ambition and craving power desu

Compare JFK to LBJ

>>72140056
rather be remembered a nonce than not remembered at all lad

>he's browsing the chon on a friday night

What a fucking sad act. I'm sat in a nightclub with a lass sat on my knee as I type this.

>>72140082
whats spooky about having personal morals based on rationality?

You're either a nonce or gay - there is no in between

>>72140098
All morals are spooks.

>he doesn't believe theres secret paedo rings in higher levels of power who are in contact with interdimensional beings

phoneposting normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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chinese architecture is nice

>>72140109
reddit tier satire

>>72140105
t. Rasheed

>>72140096
I was at work until 9pm and I am at work tomorrow at 11am, so don't really get a choice.

>>72140107
justify this

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>>72140121
reddit tier reply

want to have a daughter than i can play cards with and help her with her homework while simultaneously having a stressful job with little down time but still making room in my schedule to care for her and cut the sandwiches into quarters just how she likes them

>tfw /obscurefeels/

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>>72139969
>Not in the cabinet you're not.

>>72140133
wagecuck lol

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the gf

Reddit

>>72140147
They distract from the only real thing, interest.

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Been doing a think lads. Why can't new buildings be built with the same architecture that we used to build them? Much better than these soulless chink concrete squares that're popping up everywhere.

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the real story of mulan
http://china.mrdonn.org/mulan.html

>>72140166
It isn't fair, I have to work to be allowed to live at home but my deadbeat brother gets sacked from every job he gets and gets to stay here for free. REEEEEEE.

>>72140172
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPVyas68jE

Disgusting 2bh

my uncle rodney always used to say "when in dobut, smoke out"

>>72140164
/noncefeels/

>>72140090
>its cliche but the process is more important than the result here
that goes against everything i've believe. i've never cared about how to do things, only that they get done
>but i think its sad when people give up on things like this
well whatever, maybe some people think i've given up and am wasting my life but i'm beyond caring now. i just live my life like a drone, i don't want any intrusions, unexpected events or pain

>>72140093
On what basis can someone not have both healthy ambition and a desire for power? Can the two not possibly be intertwined?

>>72140187
can't answer that but we're due for a renaissance imotbh

>>72140187
inefficient

>>72140164
I want to have a daughter I can force to act like a boy and then get irrationally angry with her when she does girly things.

>>72140165
>uniformed unelected uneducated people are hand picked to run the country

do you know anything about politics?

WTF hahaha
http://www.sbs.com.au/guide/article/2016/04/13/8-mind-blowing-inventions-we-owe-ancient-chinese-genius

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>>72140164
Not sure obscure lad, tfw no daughter.

>>72140219
Fuck off nonce only pure feelings allowed.

activating phase 2 of friday night

>>72140187
waste of space, time and resources

there's fuck all wrong with modern architecture. function > form, sorry

>>72140209
fucking baby murderers!

>>72140275

planning a wank squire?

>>72140275
phase 2: the wank

finally watched Inception

>>72140164
I want to get my dream job (on the way tbqh), get a gf and then marry her, buy a house, have some children and then enjoy life with my family until I get old and die.

>>72140267
>sbs
i still don't know why the australian government gives funding to the labour party

>>72140261
Do you? Doesn't sound like it

>>72140164
>daughter
>not wanting to play vidya with your son

I FUCKING LOVE CHINA
http://www.ancienthistorylists.com/china-history/top-18-ancient-chinese-inventions/

>>72140164
i would love that feel but with a non stressful job with a fair amount of free time in my schedule to spend with my qt daughter

>>72140313
disappointing wasn't it

my normie mate logged into facebook messenger on my phone earlier now i'm chatting up birds pretending to be him haha

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>tfw she died 2 years ago and you still think about her almost every day

wonder how many of us will have children

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consumed a significant amount of cocaine this evening lads. good shit from the dn as well. so fucking high rn.

>>72140339
it was alri, makes u think but doesn't live up to its 50 oscars

>>72140334
>7. The Vibrating Dildo


fuck me, didnt know the chinks invented the first sex toys

el mexicANO is a weeaboo...

>>72140261
>sperging out about Trump, the Tories and Katie Hopkins
state of you

>>72140344
Does adopting count? That is my plan if tfw no gf keep sticking with me.

>>72140354
good lad

>>72140383
are you a britaboo

Yankis putos

>>72140344

27 year old kissless virgin here, there's a good chance I won't.

>>72140387
bit cucky desu

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can burgers participate in /realfeel/, las?

2bh senpai I wish I had someone that I was really interested in or even approaching oneitis for atm. I haven't really felt anything powerful for a lass in about 7 months now.

I want to love /brit/. or at least have a goal to get laid

>>72140404
why are you a kissless virgin, are you ugly?

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but i was told that europeans invented everything

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why do some people just stare

>>72140419
everything in the last 500 years

>>72140405
Don't think that would really matter at that point.

never thought that britain belonged in the eu or as a part of europe tbqh

>>72140219
If every time children are brought up, you instantly think of noncery, then you're probably the nonce in this situation

>>72140272
really want to be a dad despite never even having been in a long term relationship with a girl lol

>>72140327
would prefer a daughter
feel like raising a son would be way more exhausting with all the shit they'd get up to and stuff
i can still play vidya with my daughter

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>>72140404
another KV here

Ah yes sat here eating a packet of skittles at 2 in the morning.

>>72140442
giz a skit lad

*english is the world language*
yank: waaaaah they only speak english because of us
even if this is true, it's still a victory for us for ensuring USA spoke english and not french or spanish
no matter what route it made to becoming the world language it is still called ENGLISH
the land that the USA is set on, it was literally impossible to not become a superpower
britain won because we made an everlasting influence on the american nation before it came to fruition

>>72140413
how often do you come into contact with grils

I want a son I can teach to ride a bike, play football, play video games with, watch stupid films.

>>72140164
what will you do when she hits 13 and starts drinking/doing drugs/having sex on the reg

>>72140433
all created by the chinese

>>72140463
see that's the thing, i would raise her right so that she would never do that stuff

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>>72140439
>really want to be a dad despite never even having been in a long term relationship with a girl lol
I know this feel brother.

>>72140415

Never been called ugly. I'm just not attractive. One lass told me I didn't have a personality, might have a bit to do with it as well.

>>72140440

Stay strong, brother.

>>72140447
Saying people will turn to radicalism if they are ostracised from society isn't exactly controversial is it?

>>72140456
hollywood, american music, and general american globalization have spread english more than british colonialism. deal with it

>>72140479
>>72140439

Adopt

>>72140463
Feel sad and then overdose on cocaine.

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>>72140439
>really want to be a dad despite never even having been in a long term relationship with a girl lol
Can never make this work, I'd genuinely consider adoption but that probably wouldn't work either.

>>72140469
what about the steam engine?

genuinely don't understand how people can want to be parents

never appealed to me at all. i am admittedly a KHV, but even if i could i would not reproduce

>>72140473
peer pressure will get to her

>>72140492
>Saying things against them
>they are now allowed to blow up our cities

Mabye they should not blow up shit in the first place if they dont want to be shunned

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>>72140459

I'm in college and dorm there so pretty much all the time. No feelings for anyone though.

you know when its summer and 95 and you're like "wow I really wish it were about 20 just for a few minutes".

>>72140496
I'm only 22 desu, so I still have some time, my thought is if I get to 25 and have still not been in a long term relationship I will adopt a child, because I don't want to wait around all my life for something I want to so badly, but that seems so remote. I will also have a better job by then anyway.

>>72140473
thats what they all say

>>72140525
I don't remember anyone saying they should be allowed to blow up our cities

>>72140508
inspired by a chinese invention

>>72140495
did you even read my post you fucking mong?
i admitted it was american influence that made it the world language
doesn't matter HOW it become the world language, we still win

>>72140533
thats low test brah, when you get your test up every attractive girl you cross paths with becomes your oneitis for the rest of the day

>>72140509
most people don't want to reproduce they just want to have sex more

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PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE YOU FUCKING RACISTS

>>72140558
*sits on your face mid-sentence so only muffled sounds are heard afterward*
yeah okay, stay mad britcuck, your colony became more successful than you ever will be lmao

everything we have is thanks to the chinese people

>>72140578
For every person like this there are hundreds who need care through no fault of their own.

Bit dumb to throw so many people to the wolves because of one or two dickheads.

>>72140604
truth right here, preach it

>>72140509
ive always had a very strong paternal instinct


too bad its never gotten me laid

the last two times I've eaten from dominos I've been really sick

think that's it for my custom

>>72140604
>For every person like this there are hundreds who need care through no fault of their own.


Not fore obesity there isnt

>>72140496
>>72140506
>>72140539
if i hit 30 and there's no chance of me having a kid anytime soon, i will genuinely consider adoption.

my mum had me at 30 so i feel like its not too late
i would hate to reach my 40's and not have a child

literally do NOT understand people who don't want to have kids, it's like the most innate human desire to pass on your genes and have children, i dont care how much it would cost, if i'm in a financially stable situation at the age of 30 and i know there's no chance of me having a kid in the next few years, then i will adopt

>>72140604
healthcare should be for whites only

>>72140603
here, you might like this channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/serpentza

>>72140552
dominos is overrated

>>72140384
I've voted for the Tories, twice. I liked Cameron, Osborne and their government in general. My opinion yours may be different.

Hopkins on the other hand offers absolutely nothing to society aside from needlessly pissing people off. Jeremy Hunt isn't watching This Morning for tips, they'd abolished soft drinks, machines and made healthy dinners a decade before she ranted on TV about the obesity crisis. She does this shit for publicity and has done for years, go watch BB or something.

might try my luck on omegle again
need to some yank fanny

>>72140461
>tfw taught myself to ride a bike

>>72140643
this so much that retard BTFO. Your fault if your a fatcuck degenerate

British accents are disgusting
t. girl

>>72140644
My parents had me when they were 16, makes me feel like a complete and utter failure.

the only reason i would have a kid is for the reincarnation thing

even anti-chinese people, use chinese things

>>72140669
My Dad just insulted me for not being able to do it due to fear, my Mum ended up teaching me.

>>72140644
>literally do NOT understand people who don't want

because i'd make a terrible father, it's too time/money consuming, and it would drive me mad

i am simply just not cut out for it, and i'm ok with that

anyone thinking they can pressure me into can die

>>72139114
>literally more self-identified fascists than socialists in parliament
quite the shock

>>72140644
I don't think there's any problem with adopting in your 30s lad, at least by then you should have a stable life instead of jumping into it, and some people still have children at that age. I used to think I never want kids but getting older (23 now) I feel like I want to raise a child eventually, not sure why, just want to pass something on.

>>72140678
only chavs have kids at that young of an age
having a kid at the age of 16 is really irresponsible desu, you're still a kid yourself and won't be able to provide for the kid without help from family

people who have kids at 16 are failures, not the other way round

>>72140632
dont think its your custom, junk food in general tends to make people sick


eating low quality food is always a gamble on how you'll feel afterwards.

>>72140643
People who get that obese are probably mentally ill, bit edgy to say just let them die without trying to help.

>>72140693
Prick father

>>72140644

extremely hard work

not sure if I'll ever have any 2bh. happy being an uncle. and there's the depression phases and shit. wouldn't be fair

>>72140758
I've been to the US, see absolutely no benefit to the place over this country.

Unless you're really rich.

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>>72140779
iss da new

>>72140758
fake

>>72140781
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>>72140785
weather

>>72140758
>portugal
>bulgaria
>greece
>montenegro
>albania

howling, what is it with southern europe

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>>72140758
>slovenia

>>72140714
I was fine stuffing my face when I was a fat fuck
is this what happens when normal sized people gorge?

>>72140795
too late, fatso
better luck next time ;) x

>>72139067
Elvis fan girls.

Can we talk about drugs again

Post your stories, experiences etc

IMO Mandy is a savage drug, was amazing when high but drops you HARD and also pretty much instantly. One minute your dancing on your own loving everyone, next minute you look around and see dodgy faces, blurry alcohol that was masked by the high comes back, suddenly self conscious of dancing

Was grim

Coke is alright but the coke is never good. Had good coke once and it blew my tits off. Still fiended even with good stuff.

My unironic fave is alcohol and caffeine

And don't even get my started on MCAT