/brit/

janny aint having this

need a skinny gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE&list=RDLa4Dcd1aUcE#t=35

poo

imagine not being white

lmao

>>72133950
Control Tyne and Wear with an iron but fair fist

>>72131987
creasing at this image

who here /silver machine/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfniG-AdSC4

let's get this out on a tray. nice

alri

will i look like a bellend if i take my tablet with me to lectures to take notes? I'm sick of carrying around loads of books

Why aren't you lads out on the lash?

>>72131987
>/celt/ on the bottom tier

rasheed detectee

>>72131987
me with the flag

want a bf

babestation

>>72134099
>Warwick Davis

When will they learn?

>>72134063
is this short fella the Turkish Sam Hyde?

>tfw no gf to beat the shit out of me

Me on't dancefloor

https://youtu.be/BLcS8auWVnY

did some DMT last week lads

thought I was frolicking through the Yorkshire dales whilst life in a northern town by the dream academy was playing

turns out i was just legging it naked on the grimsby promenade screeching the song

>>72134105
just get one you normie prick

*beats the shit out of you*

*puts a donk on it*

>ASMR where the girl acts like a cunt the whole time
Hmmmm, I shall have to investigate this further.

>>72134088
Got to get up early tomorrow and go to the football.

>>72134153
>>72134156
Noice

>>72134087
yes you fanny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxYrV3H2_6I

which one of you did this?

>>72134099
>including half inches
I reckon a manlet made this chart

>>72134148
lmao

>>72134099
Gary Oldman is the only non-shitter in that lineup

Toby Jones & Tom Hollander are okay to I suppose.

The rest are fully-fledged shitters.

>minimum wage went up 5p
Aww fucking brilliant. Gotta thank the boys is Parliament for this. Gonna make a big difference to my life

Those cunts probably spent more money debating it than this change is gonna cost

Fuck the government

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*blocks your path*

>>72134090
think it's arranged by thread popularity

>>72134099
I'm 5'9 and met Ricky, no way he's that height

bet he's like 5'5 and uses lift soles

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5kRrLmGJho

I think it's got to the point in my life where nobody can tell if I'm being sarcastic or not

>>72134139
Ah yes.

>tfw scared of eating things that expired 3 days ago
>the MRE youtube guy eats things from 1940 like its nothing

>>72134198
>waaa give me free money :((

>>72134148
Did you see the interracial breeding grounds?

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>>72134164
Good lad

London is 100% Muslim

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SOMEWHERE I'M NOT
SCATTERBRAIN

>>72134099
>>72134219
where's kevin

>he thinks minimum wage changes are funded by central government

This is why you're on minimum wage m8

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>tfw you will never have a baby to sing the skye boat song to

>>72134219

6'1" is the perfect height

>>72134260
nonce

>>72134260
Not with that attitude you won't.

>>72134187

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q30Olscs_xk

browsing one of the other chans and it seems like it has a really nice little community going
better than this SHIT HOLE

>>72134219
>tennant is 6'1

fascinating

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>>72134260
post more baby pepe

>>72134280
6'2" here - I find that very offensive

>>72134240
>working for it
>free
Hmmm no. It was a bloody waste of time

190cm is the perfect height

>>72134219
>mutant
>lad
>reddit
>tubby literal who
>FAS skelly
>coffin dodger
>dude Skins lmao

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>Rupert Murdoch bows to Ant and Dec
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Britain with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Antandecgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of enertainment institutions on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Ant and Dec babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Antanddecabots inside you right now
>Ant and Dec are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Ant and Dec bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Latin in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the brothers. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Ant and Dec
>The brothers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings

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reading an alleged nook

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*blocks your path*

>>72134282
6'8 is like basketball tier. bloke missed a trick

>>72134317
jew

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>>72134282

>>72134280
I agree
t. 5'9 so no dog in this race

below 6'0 is not human it is a joke

>>72134292
jackie chan? ahaha just fucking with ya fella, oi while i've got you here reckon you could lend me a quid for the fruity?

yeah? ahhh nice one bruvvaaaa, pints on me if i win ahaha

>>72134282
GREG'D

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>>72134282
Quimming.

>>72134334
>unironically being shorter than a woman

may as well just off yourself

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>jew

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>>72134338

>>72134282
>Liam Neeson is 6'4
Jesus

Imagine living around non-whites. How do you British deal with that?

Who the fuck is Greg Davies?

I have never heard of this guy.

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>>72134359
>tfw she got gregg'd

>>72134404
comedian

and he banged someone's mum on inbetweeners

>>72134334
fucking giant

>>72134404
shit TV comedian

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The king of the n.... oh.

>>72134367
She's in heels you mong
>>72134401
Send them back to Poland

6'2" is the perfect height, prove me wrong

Professional tip: You can't.

>it's a "the gf watches netflix while we're chilling in her bed but we're not having sex at any point this evening" episode

>>72134429
We are all whites here.

>>72134404
was on the inbetweeners and cuckoo
was Liz Kendall's bf

>>72134401
Actually, not many of us are from London

>>72134404
He's a big guy

>>72134309
had a fucking guffaw reading this

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>>72134401
lmao bolan bringing in the banter

how do britons even compete

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this picture encapsulates everything i want in life


brashness, confidence, money, smugness, and a smokin' hot 12 year old daughter

>>72134427
literally have the same hair as jon snow

>>72134377
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Reich#Early_life

>>72134445
of course mate of course

>>72134447
>

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>>72134318
Imagine stumbling home half cut one night, kebab in hand, and coming across sir roger moore looking for a scrap. Scary stuff

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

>>72134459
>literally 50% white

>>72134429
doesn't matter

you should still tower over her even if she's in heels

just another pathetic manlet excuse

>>72134450
All of the UK is flooded though. I was looking at random towns in the UK on wikipedia and I could not find any that did not have all white population for their ethnic groups.

>>72134445
>>72134461
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did he nonce her, lads?

>>72134494
that did have*

imagine having so little in life that you hold your height in high regard
mental

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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Reich#Early_life

>>72134460
Imagine wearing an all-white outfit (whilst no playing cricket or tennis)

Mad ting haha

>>72134494
Northern towns are about 50% Muslim. fun fact

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post cute pics that make you say aw :)

>>72134506
yes

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>>72134499

>>72134477
America isn't European

>>72134440
what do you mean perfect?

most girls are over 6ft in heels so you wont look much taller

most guys are over 6ft2 as well these days

6ft4 is the perfect height

not too tall to become lanky and not too short

>>72134447
You don't have time for posting here m8, those toilets aren't going to clean themselves

>>72134517
I found a town in Scotland which was 35% Pakistanis. It seems insane to me.

>>72134513
manlet

>>72134499
>>72134527
Vladimir Cutein

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>imagine having so little in life that you hold your height in high regard
>mental

>>72134472
Getting the shit kicked out of you by Rodger Moore would be a good story to tell though.

>>72134499
>when you realise poo-tin is also wearing 2" heals.

>>72134484
>doesn't matter
>you should still tower over her even if she's in heels
You'd have to be 6'4 for that to never happen to you. Calm down lanky

I'm 5'8 and I've had 10 gfs and shagged dozens more

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This pic isn't photoshopped

>>72134506
doubt it

he doesn't look the type

>>72134540
Hahaha, yes, toilet joke, so funny. True original wittisms.

>>72134513
6ft here nobody actually cares lighten up lad

short m8s are all funnier, better looking and confident than me

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>>72134576
neither is this

>>72134575
FONT

>>72134549
whats it called?

>>72134549
What's so insane about replacing your own population with a ideologically different one that is hell-bent on your destruction?

>>72134528
isn't white either

>>72134565
my dad has heemed 2 members of joy division and daniel craig

>>72134565
>implying you'd live to tell the tale

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>>72134514
>He wrote that he would follow his mother when she went to the tutor's bedroom at night, feeling ashamed and jealous, and wondering if they would kill him if they found out that he knew.
>He briefly thought of forcing her to have sex with him, on pain of threatening to tell his father.
>In the end, he did tell his father, and after a protracted period of beatings, his mother committed suicide in 1910, for which Reich blamed himself.

>>72134514
juden

Ahh yes, a height thread
*closes tab*

>>72134605
fucking lol

>>72134494
>let me tell you about your country
lol
Pick up that bog brush and get to work lad

>>72134576
Valbuena is the most JUST footballer I can think of other than Adam Johnson

>>72134518
3 > 5 > 4 > 8>>> 2 >>>> 6 > 12 > 10 > 11 >>>>>>>>>> 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7

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who else /staying up late just to say hi to thailad/ here

5'10 here. I only feel short on 4chan.

doing a poo and I'm not even sitting on the toilet. in fact I haven't even taken off my pants

>>72134648
valbuena is actually good though

if he was a few inches taller he could have been top tier

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>juden

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HOWLING

>>72134623
He's a top lad, probably ring you an ambulance when he was done.

>>72134622
I punched the drummer out of Super Furry Animals.

>>72134660
i'm 5'10 and taller than most men i see

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Might steal his look, different colours maybe though

>>72134660
Same

>>72134518
That's quite clearly a bus you fucking fanny

>>72134615
Bodi or something like that, it was yesterday I found it. It is on the coast.

>>72134617
You made me think.

>>72134644
I have never seen a black in real life, can you say the same?

>>72134334
>Carly

would have loved to shag her

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Lads I'm asking this unironically

When you make a jacket potato right and you put cheese on it , how do you balance the cheese so it's not just on the top layer and runs out as you get through the potato?

You get what I mean? Or should I try drawing this

Anyone watching The Last Leg?

That Brian Cox is some guy, eh?

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pay up piggies

>He visited brothels every day and wrote in his diary of his disgust for the women.[25]

Bitches ain't shit.

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>>72134619
Americucks #REKT

How will they ever recover

>>72134712
You get your fork and mix the potato and cheese together before you eat it.

>>72134681
feels good to say that im taller than the average man

>>72134660
I'm 6'2" and I don't feel that tall.

>>72134712
I don't make a jacket potato.

>>72134712
Cut the spud half way down, sprinkle evenly. As you eat it, cut further down and add more cheese if needed
t. Paddy

>>72134622
My dad got started on by Gordon Brown at a train station once

>>72134599
>joke
um no, you lot come to our country to clean our toilets, everyone knows that

>>72134690
very /fa/

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gibi

pirates haha

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>>72134713
THA YOOOOOONIVERSE IS AHHHMAAAZEN

Hola Beto, mi amigo :3

do you have any idea how wet it makes a girl when they are with a man who towers above them?

>>72134706
Yes I can

I already told you, most of us don't actually live in London

>>72134778
Fat stinky beaner who is a 30 year old virgin and lives with his mum LOL

>>72134795
stop brown-nosing Anonymous posters on 4chan you utter runt

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>>72134099
>I'm 13 inches taller than Martin Freeman
>I was as tall as adult Daniel Radcliffe when I was 11

Fuckin christ

Just finished all of my Estrella.

Time to get on the port me thinks

>>72134798
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>72134805
I don't believe you.

London is not the only city overrun with non-whites in the UK.

>>72134499

does his megalomania stem from his insecurity?

>>72134713
HAHA I HAVE ONE LEG REFUGEES WELCOME FUCK TRUMP AND GIVE US MORE FREE STUFF

>>72134798
only insecure ones

fucking pirates are angry for some reason O_O

met david mitchell at a train station in west cornwall once

>>72134826
t. manlet

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>>72134712
>>72134725
So should I load up on cheese at the top then?
If I try and do that with the normal amount I put on there's not enough cheese and parts of the potato go uncovered

>>72134756
Adding cheese as you're eating is inconvenient

Plan for the 'morrow lads

>wake at 9am
>breakfast of 3 eggs on 2 toast
>was bedding
>head to gym at 10.30
>back at 11.30
>eat mackerel filet on 2 toast
>shower & change
>hang washing up to dry
>travel to central
>drink
>lunch at 3pm
>spend rest of the day getting pissed

>>72134798
Literally had a 5'2 girl at work say that seeing really tall lads with girls her size is sick and paedo-y

>>72134798
seems pretty creepy to me

why would you want to be craning your neck up to look at someone all the time?

women are strange beasts that must be culled

THERES BEEN A RAPE UP THERE

>>72134798
yes, if you do not, you can ask my 5ft 10 gf

>>72134681
this has got to include outliers for dwarves and shit like that

refuse to believe the average for a guy is 5'9 and 5'3 for a girl

i'm 6'2 and most people on the street are shorter than me, but not by fucking 4 inches surely

maybe its just because im looking at them from my eye height, but still

5'9 seems absurdly short

>>72134814
¿Quieres ser mi amigo también?

>>72134845
Put lots of cheese on top, then you mix the inside with the cheese with your fork, forming a sort of potato cheese mush.

t. potato pro

>>72134828
A Polish guy told me most Polish women are whores.

There is a Polish girl that keeps texting me and trying to get me to fuck her. She's pretty fit but she has a BF

NEED to get rid of my beer belly. But I can't stop being a lazy sack of shit who eats nothing but rubbish and drinks too much.

There must be an easy solution to this.

why are poles so racist even though they've literally never seen a nonwhite before?

>>72134859
>>72134866
FONT

>>72134866
you're not 6'2

>>72134453
Pour vous

>>72134706
Pretty sure you're lying about this 35% number, even glasgow is 90% white

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>>72134845
Spoilt cunt. Be fucking thankful you have potatoes to eat you filthy British bastard

>>72134798
A girl kept telling me she reckoned I could beat up her boyfriend simply because of my height. I was a fucking stick figure at the time too. Shit was bizarre.

what I said to her:
>Let's go out tomorrow night!
what I want her to think:
>It'll be nice to spend an evening out in town tomorrow night since we haven't done that in a while
what I really want:
>an excuse for her to take HD photographs of me at night to show off my new haircut, fulfill my vanity and update my social media profile pictures

>>72134884
because they would like to keep it that way, my brown friend

>>72134828
>let me tell you about your country
lol
Back to the bogbrush

>>72134880
Ones in the Uk are, all our leftists moved there and then we elected some Catholic Fundamentalists for the memes.

>>72134853
is she retarded loool?

She's not going to be any taller aged 30...guess she's doomed to be a spinster.

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>women are strange beasts that must be culled

pooland

>>72134884
because they've never met a non-white person so they just act all racist and ignorant

also poles are really really really thick

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>>72134826
>>72134839
>>72134853
>>72134854
>all these manlets crawling out of the woodwork

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>>72134681
jesus christ just cull anyone under that height

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>>72134892
don't be jealous, manlet

*pats the top of your head*

>>72134830
I don't think he even cares. I mean he's 1/2nd most powerful man on the planet.

Compared to Sarkozy who stood on a box or Kim Jong Il who would only hire soldiers shorter than him.

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>dude, you just gotta lift a little, be more confident and you can get any girl you want!

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the gf about to go out with her platonic friend

>>72134823
Once spilled port down myself drinking it in the back of a van on the the way to the football.

When we go there they wouldn't let me in because they thought it was blood and I'd been fighting.

>>72134902
I'll see you in /heem/ faggot

>>72134940
>wahhhh why won't whitey like me

stay mad you inferior beast

>>72134918
3 major """""British""""" cities are majority non-British.

>>72134866
I'm also 6'2" and I never used to pay much attention to it, but even in London (where the average height is higher than rest of the country), I'm generally the tallest person in a lift or train carriage.

if the average height of a uk man is actually that small, i am feeling amazong about myself right now

thanks for posting it, anon
6ft 3 and now feeling very phsyically dominant

Cheers

>>72134926
The fuck does this post even mean lad? She just doesn't like tall lads. Yeah you probably think it's alpha as fuck being so much taller than a tiny woman, but literally everything you do together will be inconvenient

>>72134970
I AM WHITE YOU IMBECILE

GET OUT OF /BRIT/

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72134948
how insecure can you be lmao

>>72134928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

>>72134985
the only people that get butthurt about muh racism are not white

do you have any idea how much female attention you get if you're 6ft4/6ft5 in a club

the girls literally barge the manlets out of their way to get to you

>>72134845
You're eating it wrong, you need to cut the potato right down the middle so cheese layers each side of the inside of the potato to the bottom. Then eat each half seperately, cutting it so that the cheese is at the top and the potato skin is at the bottom of each bite.
Viola, even amount of cheese throughout your meal

>>72134948
Grim

>>72134981
He means it's retarded of her to dislike taller men because she will always be smaller than them, you spastic manlet.

>>72134980
it took you until now to realise 6'3 is tall?

>tfw 5'7 but have a gf

the manlet memes are pretty silly now than I think about it

>>72134961
Actually a shit story but rather interesting

*pretends you're in graham norton's red chair and he lets you walk

There was a Poet whose untimely tomb
No human hands with pious reverence reared,
But the charmed eddies of autumnal winds
Built o'er his mouldering bones a pyramid
Of mouldering leaves in the waste wilderness:—


By solemn vision, and bright silver dream,
His infancy was nurtured. Every sight
And sound from the vast earth and ambient air,
Sent to his heart its choicest impulses.
The fountains of divine philosophy
Fled not his thirsting lips, and all of great,
Or good, or lovely, which the sacred past
In truth or fable consecrates, he felt
And knew.

>>72135011
Im 6 ft 4 and have never had a girl approach me in a club LOL!!!

>>72134918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Birmingham

>White British: 53.14%

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Greater_Manchester#Ethnicity

>White British: 79.84%

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeds#Demography

>81% White British

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Bristol#Ethnicity

>77% White British

>>72134978
can you read? i said in my comment that i'm generally always the tallest person

it just never feels like i'm a whole 4 fucking inches taller than the MALE average

>>72134998
>>72135020
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>>72134981
i don't care particularly, just seems like she's insecure about her height and romantic failings so calls tall guys peados. SAD!

Which one of you lads made this?

https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/840333529548382208

6ft6 here, chatting to 20 women as we speak, AMA

girls who are obsessed with height are usually not girls you want as gfs

>>72135011
Spend every single weekend in the club and never see this. Once you fuckers get on the dance floor it's like watching spaghetti have a seizure lmao

>>72134884
Because we have the internet and TV and see what happens when non-whites are around.

>>72134972
t. toilet cleaning immigrant

>>72135026
I just was not aware that chances are every other man is a manlet compared to me.

Feeling VERY good right now

>>72135036
you must be a munter then

>all these 6'2" and 6'3" kings of the manlets thinking they're worth shit
Fucking manlets lmao. If you don't duck under doorframes, then you're a fucking woman.

Post some motivational videos lads

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>>72135076

>>72135024
This still makes no sense. Of course she'll always be smaller. What does that have to do with it?
>>72135044
Nah she's hot as fuck. Considering getting in there desu

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Thoughts?

all the fucking mad manlets ITT it's hilarious

>>72135064
Nope. Also, I was wrong. It's actually 4.

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>talk to coworkers at work
>realise that I'm surrounded by idiots even though I don't consider myself that smart

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>>72135076

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If you could trade an inch of willy length for 3 inches of height and vice versa, what would you do?

>>72135039
think about it you spastic

>you're almost always the tallest at 6'2
>height of people follows a normal distribution

>>72135031
It's my old port related story.

>>72135076
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3lnMFSlSkho

>all these manlets and lanklets

christ you're fucking pathetic

Guess the city:
45.1% White British
5.4% Other White
37.1% Asian
6.2% Black
3.5% Mixed Race
2.6% other


Population: 1,035,249

>>72135097
>this still makes no sense
Fucking hell. Does the manletism affect your brain too?

>>72135115
yeah I would gladly lose 6 inches off my height

I would still be 6tf3

>>72135115
Perfect ratio how i am desu
t. 5'10, 7 inch grower

>>72135110
remember lad most /brit/posters are genius-IQ but just didn't try at A-levels :^)

>>72135099
goal gf

>>72135066
still doesn't make sense

you've lived your whole life without realising you're 6-7 inches taller than most blokes?

>>72135146
midlands
probably leicester or something

>>72135146
Warsaw

>>72134034

Feeling rather mean lad

///ONLY 90S KIDS///
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
///ONLY 90S KIDS///

>>72135110
I was about to post a sympathising reply to this post, then I realised that I'd get fedoraposted into the ground
>inb4 fedorapost

>>72135076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

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>>72134879
I'll try this next time, thanks bro.

I thought I was loading up too much cheese already but clearly since I'm running out that's not the case. Seems like it'll need a bit of mixing though before consumptoin

>>72135018
I don't get how this works. Cutting it down the middle is still going to result in the cheese just being at the top isn't it. See pic. Brown is skin, orange is cheese

>>72135146
Bradford//Birmingham or somewhere else in the future royal artillery range they call the ''''''''''midlands'''''''''''

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can't wait for the day all lanklets are purged

i think shooting them in the kneecaps and breaking their shins would be the way to go

>>72135146
Leicester

>>72135038
>let me tell you about the country that you live in that I've never been to using a leftist website that anyone can edit
lol
You aren't going to earn any pennies if you aren't cleaning a toilet m8, better get on with it

>>72135245
>leftist website
off yourself

now i love poland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Polish_science_and_technology

>in England it's illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament
True or false?

>>72135146
gotta be bradford

>>72135146
Luton.

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Did someone mention Anarcho Communism?

>>72135307
piss off autism runt

>>72135146
>White British
I hate this fucking phrase

The British people are white. There is no such thing as a British Asian.

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>>72134885

>>72135222
>tfw taller than the chart
I am the master race.

>>72135274
True, not without permission from the queen.

>>72135307
>when your ideology is so retarded it makes Ancap look goof

>>72135063
How do you explain Poland being so shit then?
And the fact that the majority of your country flocked over here to clean our toilets as soon as they could?
And the fact that Poland is so shit, even the African migrants don't want to go there?

I've never seen somebody do the virgin walk that wasn't a manlet.

What does this mean?

>>72135274
My dad works in parliament
all it means is that the place of death is declared as outside of parliament

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>>72135331
>Communis

>>72135274
>illegal
>dead

pretty sure some MP got murdered in the chamber a long time ago though

alri lads back home

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>>72134885
LITERALLY me

>>72134948
Is that a height licence?

>>72135108
The sooner you are deported back to your own country, the sooner we can start making this country better

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>>72134777
nice numbers

>>72135336
it's really easy to get laid if you're above 6ft3

girls just throw themselves at you

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>>72135372
just stave to death instead

>>72135334
We had 200 years of Germans and Russians being retards, 6 years of world war and then 50 years of Communism.

>>72135334
He'll blame the Russians.

As if being conquered is a sign that a people aren't utterly worthless.

>>72134499
>>72134527
tbf he's ex KBG and knows martial arts; he could heem them both in 5 seconds flat

>>72135381
I'm a native. Do better, you paki twat.

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>>72135399
nah

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>>72135320
Business idea: hang rorkes

>>72135326
>>72135350
>>72135373
It's TRUE

>>72135257
t. leftycuck

>>72135431
BUT WHY

>>72135420
Post the version where virtuous Lib Dem foot-soldiers are lynching UKIP runts.