Comfy snow day edtion
bitch
*insults canada and finland in their face*
why cant yanks handle banter is it in the cuckstitution or somit
hope you're all doing well!
So you're trying to tell me just because I have a penis it means I am male?
this is me
post your face
What a shitty thread.
>>72124444
Thanks Finland. How are you doing?
>>72124479
This is my face 24/7 :^)
The smiley face
if there are any females here just know that I have a penis and you should think about it
no guys allowed tho
>>72124616
hey
Why is DenmArk so mean? Is he fishing for yous?
>go out boating with your buds
>see this
what would your reaction be?
>>72124509
chilling, listening to music and waiting for my shift to start in four hours
>>72124479
yo
>>72124646
You started it!!!
;_; you called me slutty
>>72124697
It's a cute sort of slutty
>>72124649
>>72124697
He wasn't wrong you little slut
>>72124444
Thanks Finland, hope things are going good for you too.
>>72124678
do a 360 and sail away
>>72124678
grab it by the tail and FUCK it
Hallo. Ist mein Deutscher hier?
teh tuk u sey fat boi u wnt us to beat u agin hmm
>>72124616
Too late
>>72124872
BACK the FUCK off
>>72124697
Uhhh that was a different Canadian honey
>>72124872
Viets are unironically based
British qts are best qts
You know what is better than being sad and killing yourself? Laughing and killing yourself
-Albert Gandhi
>>72124872
ye cheeki 'ant git bag to yer own general
what do you guys think of pizza gate?
Should have been him
met a vietnamese once
he was basically a nigger
>>72124994
I don't even feel bad we lost. We were beaten by the best. Anyone who pushes back the Mongols, AND the Chinks, AND the Japs is based.
Now we have pho restaurants here and McDonalds over there. The wars over, two based nations can be friends once again. BFFF <3
>>72125095
100% real
>>72125095
Probably real
>>72125095
I prefer pizza on my plate than on the gate
-Donald Steakwala
FOB
FOS
Alright you've spent enough time here foreigners you can leave now
the slutty dane can stay though
>>72125095
You mean the whole Comet Pingpong shit a few months ago? I kinda believe it, even if it wasnt true the shit they had on their instagram and those fucked up images supposedly in their restaurant is incredibly offputting for what is apparently a family restaurant and not a hipster spot.
think its about time for the yanks to leave
>>72125432
quite jocular
>>72125095
100% Fake and was literal autism. The idea of Pizzagate wasn't farfetch to /pol/ but the idea of Russian hacks or Russian involvement with the Trump campaign was apparently too far fetch and outlandish.
me
>>72125569
how do you explain the dnc emails then?
do you figure it was just gay prostitutes or something then?
The secret of months going fast lies between 10 and 20
>>72125569
only complete idiots believe the russia shit
it only fucking came about because the clinton campaign tried to do the equivalent of the birther shit to trump
keep in mind clinton started the birther shit against obama too
dodged a major fucking bullet when that ragged cunt lost
>>72125569
>video john podesta abusing a child
>ITS COMPLETELY FAKE
>>72125744
Dont forget the weird "spirit cooking performance art". Shit was weird, if I were a millionaire helping in a campaign I'd rather do anything but that.
this is for all the leafs itt
>>72125584
Hello brother
>>72125744
> multiple people caught lying about their connections to Russia
> FAKE NEWS
>>72125744
Implying you could see shit in that vid
feeling like a shit
>>72125838
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
>>72125860
Dude lowkey calls himself john podesta in it and the kid calls him by john podesta's alter ego for most of the video (skip).
https://youtu.be/7b273RhFHCY?t=49s
Listen to the end of his song
>each day I grow some more I'm john pod-
TA refuses to give me a 5/5 on any of my labs. That fucking chinese slut
Reality has a conservative bias
>>72126103
she her your penis
>>72126121
Why would I show a girl my penis
Imagine being this autistic
https://antiasianmalefilmdatabase.wordpress.com/
>>72126156
because girls like the penis
>>72126198
I don't care
>>72126161
everyone gets to be a victim
>>72126244
if you want a 5/5 then you will do it
>>72126275
You replied to the wrong person
>>72126275
I've been doing exactly what the labs say. Literally to the T, then she updates blackboard grades and gives me a 4/5 with no explanation.
my hands smell really good again
>>72126354
because she wants to see ur penis
Pretty sure my professor hosted a psychiatric diagnosis session in the form of extra credit participation in research
For instance, it was worth 8 raw extra credit points and I saw many people who were normies get up and leave within a minute. The people who stayed the latest to actually work on the "survey" were the ones who looked like they were mentally ill in some form or another.
This comes a week or two after a homework assignment that asked us to freely analyze ourselves and decide which personality type we think we belong to.
I don't like being deceived lads
What's his end game?
made a thread
>>>/biz/1847781
>>72126446
Good meme
>>72126421
she has a bf. I was a little flirty the first two weeks of class so Im afraid shes doing this out of spite
>>72126460
no wonder india is poor
>>72126494
>flirting without showing her your penis
i'd give you a 4/5 too
>>72126439
the question is what's his goal with all this information?
>>72126460
You can't keep taking loans like that. Even if they just let you keep having loans they will throw your ass in prison for that
That's very, very obvious fraud.
>>72126565
mind control
I feel like absolute shit today and I'm not quite sure why
>>72126565
I imagine it's to get us help, whether we want it or not.
>>72126620
theres bad juju in the air today bud I feel it too
just keep your head down and try to get through the day
>>72126565
You're going to be committed
>the first black president is a wiretapping criminal dirt bag
>still haven't had the first female president
it's not fair bros
>>72126718
because that choice was also a criminal dirt bag
>>72126718
The problem with a woman president is that women tend to lose their cognitive abilities much earlier than men do and presidents tend to be pretty old.
>>72126604
But if I'm building good credit and banks are getting their money on time, what's the problem?
>>72126669
I will be extremely pissed if I do actually get committed.
I answered the questions in a way that hopefully made me not seem like a complete basket case
>>72126866
>thinking its even possible to get committed for filling out a survey
worst case scenario just say you made shit up for extra credit you paranoid fuck
>>72126841
It's fraud, that's a very basic scheme.
Argue with the court about why it's illegal
>>72126783
There is also the primal aspect of respect, a female leader/a people led by a female will subconsciously be perceived as weaker than those with a charismatic or strong male leader.
>>72126951
>ministers of defense
>in countries that rely entirely on the USA protecting them
why even have those positions at this point
>>72126897
I suppose they can't deem me an imminent threat to myself or others with what I gave
I did answer saying I have considered suicide though
Every single basque woman I've seen was a fucking CUTE GIRL
Are basques the master race?
>>72126460
it's called kiting and it's illegal
>>72127032
Every single basque woman I've seen was also a fucking CUTE GIRL
In mathematics and logic, a vacuous truth is a statement that asserts that all members of the empty set have a certain property.
>>72127084
CUTE
DANISH
SLUTS
>>72124467
*assumes your gender*
>>72127374
My little brother makes fun of me for being a virgin.
>>72127480
he wants your benis
>>72127410
Stop being so flamboyantly gay, Denmark
>>72127480
Don't take it personally lad
>>72127480
virgins are superior being anyway
>having sex without marriage or at least while being in a relationship
>land of the free
>can't get a bottle of codeine
>>72127798
Just go to your local drug dealer and ask for heroin
>>72127845
will it numb my throat and let me get some sleep?
>>72127885
>Just go to your local drug dealer and ask for heroin
yeah just mix it with nyquil it's pretty much the same thing
got a job interview in a few days lol
hate my job, tbqh
lol
>>72127980
which line of work?
>>72128055
retail
>>72128051
You can tell in some of the womans eyes that they are disgusted by them trying to normalize war
>>72128088
so you re-sell stuff?
or what does that mean, sorry not familiar with that word
>>72127965
Be sure to smoke a bunch of cigarettes in your car beforehand with the windows up
>>72128138
I work with the general public
>>72128138
He works at a store that sells shit
>>72128138
He works at a store that sells shit
>>72128125
it only shows two women though and the old lady they were spinning was pretty clearly amused
maybe the second woman was a bit nervous
war IS normal btw
>>72128125
>>72128051
someone should edit the part where the kid throws the grenade so it explodes.
>>72128174
oki
>>72128154
so just a normal big store, like target or wallmart?
if so i can see its quite tiresome
>>72128203
>war is normal for women and children
'k'
>>72128215
>so just a normal big store, like target or wallmart?
It's a dildomart for lonely housewives
>>72128245
children become soldiers
women give birth to soldiers
>>72128245
>implying war hasn't been the normal state of affairs for most of human history
>implying the past 70 years haven't been abnormally bereft of major wars
>>72128245
not him, but avoiding confrontation is taught, violence is somewhat natural
is it snowing over there?
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fuk this internet
>>72128385
>>72128409
>>72128428
>women fighting in wars has been commonfor most of history
'k'
>>72128430
Yes, this is a horrible cold place. Where are you located? And why so mad at internet?
>children become soldiers
>women give birth to soldiers
slipped on the stairs yesterday night and got carpetburn
still hurts
>>72128469
>women have never suffered during sieges and the sacking of cities
>women have never suffered during raids by nomadic groups
>>72128510
Did you hurt yourself?
mexico explain this shit you fucking savages
>>72128539
So you do genuinely believe women have been fighting in wars with men for most of human history?
>>72128587
yes
>>72128611
>what are camp followers
Do you genuinely believe that women and children have been absent from conflicts for most of human history?
https://youtu.be/qm3gwVV5F5M
>>72128506
Is that Bono?
>>72128611
no but it's a part of reality that they accepted
they knew their husbands had to go fight and possibly die and they accepted their children might also have to do so one day
besides women have fought in wars before, for example joan of arc or the many women pilots in ww2
>>72128738
Yeah most women were never expected to fight in conflicts.
>>72128779
But that's not what we are talking about we're talking about women participating in the fighting
>>72128813
>we're talking about women participating in the fighting
Stop posting
>>72128813
>But that's not what we are talking about we're talking about women participating in the fighting
no one was ever talking about that
you were talking about "normalizing" war, and we are saying that war is an aspect of humanity and always has been
>>72128813
read to the end burger, strain yourself
>>72128789
>>72128846
why are you going to cry if I don't?
>>72128853
>no one was ever talking about that
They are showing the woman in the video how to fire a machine gun. That is normalizing war, having parades is not normalizing war showing them that shooting a fucking machine gun is easy is normalizing war.
>>72128892
>why are you going to cry if I don't?
Yes
>>72128209
holy shit that would be hilarious xD
>>72128892
military demonstrations are common
lots of military demonstrations allow the audience to handle some of the equipment and sometimes use it for fun
are you actually trying to suggest that they were trying to get women interested in trying to become soldiers?
they weren't even allowed to, so that makes no sense
>>72128959
Is this supposed to be attractive?
>>72128957
Ive been to plenty military demonstrations and they never let me shoot mounted machine guns at them
>>72128959
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>72128993
No you low test kraut
>it's an Alberta kun becomes so drunk he forgets where he is and probably has seizures episode
My favorite one
>>72129008
>they never let me shoot mounted machine guns
You aren't going to the right shows
>>72129054
FAT
A
T
>>72129054
calling men who dont like obese women 'low test' is the same thing as saying 'real men like curves' and talking strictly about obese women
>>72129108
Gay. Wow
>>72128959
Holy shit, those pants are a worse stigma than skin color.
>>72129138
cream cheese
>>72128959
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccc
>leave sandwich in the fridge overnight
>bottom bread gets soggy and shrinks
>>72129249
what kind of sandwich
Went to the doctor for a rash buds
>>72129318
you got the cyphllys
>>72129318
how fat are you
>>72124392
I've never seen or touched snow irl.
>>72129374
why even live holy shit
I genuinely don't think you're a human until you've lived some place that it snows.
>>72129374
Move to a real state with real weather bud
>>72129349
It's not syphilis
>>72129355
I'm not
>>72129374
SPOILER
P
O
I
L
E
R
it's cold
>tfw no cold snowy gf
anglo women 2bh lads
>>72129503
What the fuck does that even mean you autist?
>tfw no big strong anonymous international 4chan poster to abuse me for being autistic
>>72129523
That feel when no cold snowy girlfriend
>tfw havent seen snow in 5 years
>tfw no gf of any type
haven't seen snow in 10 minutes
>>72129614
How does one be snowy?
>>72129713
what is going on here?
>>72129716
Carefully
>>72129713
MONSTER KILL
>>72129741
a missile being launched at a group of durkas
Gonna go buds
>>72129877
see ya, amiga. don't smoke weed.
>>72129713
jheez
>>72129877
Say it with me goyim: " DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH "
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/canada-to-make-skilled-worker-permits-easier-to-get-in-wake-of-us-delays/article34246962/
/cum/ a shit
do me a favor and permaban this IP
>total bro
>goes full retard after killing radovid
i wish they would have gone back and redid that quest
>>72130033
post some more... to get you banned
>>72130021
what a fucking joke
Found out the gf is a militant atheist and Mussolini apologist.
>>72130021
Top kek we are so fucked long term. If you currently live/work in Canada and aren't making plans to leave within 5 years you are an idiot.
>>72130033
post some naked titties from the following to achieve permaban
hitomi tanaka
anri okita
krystal swift
katerina kartlova
shione cooper
>>72130232
Janny shall be VERY displeased
>mom walks in
>take anti depressants
>doctor says it could reduce sex drive
>get excited because I spend literally hours every day masturbating
>get EVEN FUCKING HORNIER on them
>actually have morals so I don't want to fuck women I i'm not in a relationship with
just fuck my shit up
mods are faggot jews
>brother has an game related instagram meme account
>has 10k followers
>gonna start selling t-shirts with a $10 profit for each shirt sold
>today is his 16th birthday
i helped him get started by downloading paint. net so he could do simple edits but i didnt expect him to get this far
>>72130352
I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST
>>72130411
sabotage him for being so succesful
purge the unclean
>>72130033
>>72130389
>fake tits
fucking leaf post some big naturals
they're real dumb fuck
really makes me think
OHHHHH SHIT
CYKA BLYAAAAD
>>72130656
>playing Diversity Fortress
Nu-male detected
>>72130662
is this the new stalker game
I LIKE BIG TITS AND I CANNOT LIE
Don't bring a Kalashnikov to a helicopter fight, kid
>>72130656
D.VA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE AUTISTIC GIRL
REEEEEEE
>>72130656
the autism is a scam pushed by big pharma and shitty parents who can't control their kids are more than happy to dope them up
What's it like to live somewhere so beautiful all year round desu lads? When I went here on holiday I felt so alive, wasn't sure if that feeling would last all the time though.
>the autism is a scam pushed by big pharma and shitty parents who can't control their kids are more than happy to dope them up
>>72130824
autism is caused by excessive internet use (more than 2 hours a day).
>>72130824
The autism spectrum is legitimate though
>sand niggers in charge of not being fucked retarded
>>72130656
funny how all autistic people will now play her and then be made fun of for actually having autism
>>72130884
what about ~12 hours a day
>>72130890
no it isn't
it's fucking catch-all bullshit
>>72130836
Is this Alberta? Because if it is let me tell you this place is worse than England in terms of weather.
>no it isn't
>it's fucking catch-all bullshit
>>72130908
Super hyper irreversible autism
>>72130999
fuck
>>72130912
I don't fit on the spectrum even nearly bud
I know countless people who aren't even close to fitting the description
Most people alive don't qualify
>>72130939
Yeah, that's Jasper. I also went to Banff, Yoho, Willmore, and a few smaller provincial parks in the north. Loved it all desu. What do you mean by bad weather? I know it gets pretty extreme (I was told it gets to 45 below during winter), but that's a different kind of bad weather compared to England, where it's mostly just boring.
>>72131023
>I know countless people
no you don't
hyperbole makes your argument sound invalid and I'm not the fag ur replying to
>>72131084
mmm hmm
>>72124392
Here it doesn't snow
maybe anime really was a mistake
help im actually having fun playing this mobile game
kill me
THROW OUT CHRIST AND BRING BACK THOR
UNLEASH THE BEAST IN MAN ONCE MORE
>>72131077
> boring
> boring
> boring
It snows a fuck load here for 6-7 months of the year. It's only nice for 3-4 months. Other than that it's usually grey and covered in snow and -35 celcius.
The economy gets worse each year, they want to import more cheap labour to make it even worse, the culture is fucking retarded and the people are degenerate.
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>72131084
You think i don't?
>>72131251
>tfw clairebear got fat and became a fridge
>claire will never unleash those puppers
>>72131274
really
>>72131272
I know you don't know 'countless' people
>>72131077
>45 below
Ever heard of coats hats and gloves?
>>72131337
you are autistic
>>72131337
It would be difficult to count them that's for sure
>>72131251
this is what thicc actually is
not obese women
holy fuck, mods. do your fucking job.
>>72131372
t. doesnt know what thicc is
>>72131370
maybe if you have down syndrome
she knows us too wells boys
>>72131251
Do you not like the snow? I love skiing so I think I'd like it for a while, I'd probably hate it after a few months though I guess.
>>72131350
I do that when it gets 1 below desu.
In for Canada being the worst Western country in the world. In for emigrating within 2-4 years. In for renouncing my citizenship because fuck Canada.
>>72131413
>pretending
>>72131413
Well I don't need a meaningful relationship but I do have feelings it was just beaten into me by social pressure to not show them to people. As is common for most boys.
Something very few women will ever understand.
>>72131415
> Do you not like the snow
I fucking hate it. Hate it with a passion, if I were Muslim I would declare Jihad on the snow. It's a novelty for the first few days you experience it, then it fucking sucks dick.
I hate this country and can't wait to leave.
>>72131515
who beat you
>I hate snow
>when you realize metaphysical non-essentialism is responsible for corrupting the morals of the west
>>72131413
t. claire 'blew 20 record producers for my 15 minutes of e-fame' abbott
>>72131386
post something more than just naked tits
would it be weird to go to disneyland alone?
>>72131540
my brother and my cousins but that's not why I hide it. It's because literally everybody in my life mocked me for showing any emotion other than happy for my entire childhood. So I just stopped showing emotion at all.
>>72131413
I have to have a relationship to know to know if it's meaningful or not.
I love you
*turns to dust*
>>72131582
Good meme
There's generally always more than one factor, and you have to look deeper as to why there even is a decline in interest in the metaphysical my dude
>>72131408
Do you only know a handful of people?
profound
>>72131667
>Do you only know a handful of people?
I have been able to counter higher than a couple hundred since preschool.
>>72131528
Where the hell are you even from?
Slush is shit, and the roads (especially with salt/gravel) can be shit, but snow is objectively comfy.
>>72131739
But why on earth would you want to sit around and count the people you know? They're countless because they're more than I care to count
>>72131797
Fuck off Xi Lao. Snow is objectively bullshit
> wake up in March
> have to put on winter gear and shovel my driveway and walk
> 45 minutes of shoveling in the freezing shit every second day
Fuck this bullshit,and don't worry, I am going back. You can keep this frozen multkulti hellhole.
I love snow
>>72131799
Just admit you used a stupid hyperbole and get over your ego
>>72131667
there are many phenomenal factors, but what underlies the phenomenal? There's no way to know, but too many people assume conveniently that there's nothing.
if you don't like snow you're a faggot chicano texan/californian/floridian
>>72131916
but I just said I like snow
>>72131894
autism
>>72131799
stop replying to this autist
>>72131701
lmao
liking girls is a mental disease
>>72124392
>snow day
What are you on about? It's 75° and sunny today.
>>72131984
it's snowing
I don't mind snow or the cold. But the lack of sunlight in the winter really sucks.
>wake up in complete dark
>go to work and briefly see sunrise
>work all day
>leave work at 5:00
>dark again
I get aroused when talking to people, even on the internet
help
>>72131981
>being normal is a mental disease
kys faggot
supposed to get snow monday
>>72132120
How's your vitamin D?
>>72132120
this is unironically the only bad part of winter
-30 is tolerable-ish if you experience it on a regular basis, and winter at noon is top tier comfy
but the darkness is fucking awful
>>72125432
>Now if a parent may own his child (within the framework of non-aggression and runaway-freedom), then he may also transfer that ownership to someone else. He may give the child out for adoption, or he may sell the rights to the child in a voluntary contract. In short, we must face the fact that the purely free society will have a flourishing free market in children.
>>72132197
If everyone had ebola it would be normal but still a disase.
>ayo tyreese what store you finna hit phaaam
>ayo nigga lets rob da old man at the gun sto
>he prolly ain't even strapped!
>-30 is tolerable-ish
>>72132270
don't post under swiss proxies, fag
it's a disgrace
>>72131867
>calling me asian for liking snow
I bet you're the kind of person who thinks himself smart for shitposting, getting (You)s, and then thinking he "outsmarted that cockroach, you see, because I was just a troll the whole time!"
>>72132336
hahahaha fucking stupid nigger
>>72130504
wtf i thought real warfare was different from cod
humanity is a disease
something evil trapped us here
>>72129138
Amerifats' obsession with thicc ladies makes me thing that your country could not be saved, you forgot what beauty is.
>>72132414
I'm a Swiss assburger who noticed that your argument had a logic error.