You wake up in California

I live near Eureka...it looks nothing like that

That looks fucking god-tier

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Fucking nice, I am getting sick of ll the snow. What would you recommend for a Finn to do in California?

>>72122211
go to San Francisco or San Diego. Avoid the LA area at all cost, it is garbage

>>72122211
that's not california, that's nevada
there is nothing to do there

>>72122047
Most people think of the desert when thinking of Cali, you idiot

I went from Santa Barbara to San Diego and never once saw a tree

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Eventually they are going to come for our water and there will be nothing we can do about it. Canada's days as a relatively sovereign nation are numbered.

HELLA COOL ESE

>>72122304
>not anticipating the day drinkable water will become the new oil and Canada will host cities like Dubai

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>>72122231
>>72122235
I could get fit and become a poolboy for some rich woman. Is that still a thing?

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>>72122299
>Most people think of the desert when thinking of Cali, you idiot
Do they though?

Are you sure they don't think of the crazy steep hills of San Francisco and the ocean in LA in famous areas like long beach?

And while people think of desert, they're also going to think of Tahoe and Mount Shasta, giant redwood trees and all sorts of things.

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>>72122548

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>>72122592

>>72121986
>looking at the other half to the right

TRIGGERS MY BRAIN AUTISM

>>72122548
First thing that comes to mind when thinking Cali is diminishing water reservois and almond fields.

Aral 2: Capitalist boogaloo when?

>>72122869
>diminishing water reservois
The drought is top of mind for many people, but to suggest that someone is an idiot for not thinking of desert as California is too far. Deserts aren't the only places that experience droughts.

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Ota minut Kali vitun fornia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUxwi71LKQA

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>>72122635
>tfw live in the redwoods
>the amount of plant debris I have to clean everyday
>the ungodly amount of rain
It's like living in a rainforest except it gets cold and has bears all over the fucking place.

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>>72122231
>go to pompous and aids ridden San Francisco
>but avoid chill and cozy Los Angeles

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>>72121986
Why can't people in these areas just accept that they live in a desert and construct houses that look appropriate and fit in with the environment instead of wasting ten gorillion gallons of water trying to construct some boring east coast cookie cutter suburban house?

>>72124265
They're both shit.

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>>72124265
>LA
>SF
>good
Those cities are the reason california is called commiefornia and why other states shit on us.

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>qt latinas marry for citizenship
>don't have citizenship
>you'd have to marry for citizenship, too
>American women

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>>72124601
>Women needed

>>72124583
And I'm sure Missouri, Alabama and Idaho are gleaming beacons of American civilization and culture.

>>72124491
>>72124583
t. Cleavus and Billy Bob

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>>72124426

because this is the clientele

>>72124894
he must have been talking about taxes
americans would rather live in shit than pay their share

>>72125060
I've noticed.

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>>72125060
>americans would rather live in shit than enrich themselves by stealing from neighbors
Time to educate the angry liberal.

>>72125250
just look at the gop backpedaling on "repealing" aca, sometimes shit is really shit

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>>72125250
>LET'S WIN THE ELECTION BY LOWERING TAXES
>don't worry, the public space magically maintains itself
>why are our roads so shitty (even private toll roads)
>why are our bridges collapsing
>why is our education so shitty apart from private richfags universities
>why do the police hide in bushes to fund themselves from speeding tickets
>why do the firefighters walk around traffic lights with mugs asking people for a few coins like hobos nowadays
>why are our disabled veterans starving
>hey, at least 10% of our budget goes into building tanks that no one has asked for and no one needs so clearly our tax system is in order

>>72125060
taxation is theft

>>72125601
>gop backpedaling
Politicians are faggots. I responded to someone about how Americans feel.

You think Americans are satisfied with the GOP?

>>72125630
dats rite goyim, the government is stealing 30% of your income. The free market will bless us with roads and education.

Now ignore me as I pay 18% on my capital gains

>>72121986
instantly start to opress the local armos

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>>72121986
>I will never live in a trailer park in the middle of the California desert several miles away from the nearest grocery store
I am now considering suicide

>>72121986
Get on a plane and fly back to the NE where there are slightly less illegals and hippies.

>>72125043
jokes on you i'm from san diego.

t. Juan Carlos Pancho

>>72122235
>there is nothing to do there
prostitution is legal, remember?

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CALIIIIFORNIAAAAA

>>72121986

That looks awesome. You can walk to the edge of your neighbourhood and then just walk as far as you want into the open desert. Magic. Makes me miss the Negev.

Buy a rust free car and a tank of gas.

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>>72125630
Property is theft.

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>>72130810
>San Diego

t. Cleavus Oscar Martinez

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>>72133878
>not Yang Cleavus "Bradly" Lopez the australian surfing immigrant of the coastal avocado kingdom

Look at this cunt who thinks he knows anything about San Diego.

>>72121986
i kill myself tbqh

>>72121986

bummer dude

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I do that everyday

>>72136361
>Imblying North Cal isn't cucked too

The people who say LA is trash are the people who either can't afford to live in LA or live in a bad part of it. There's a reason everyone on this planet wants to come/visit to LA

That being said, San Diego/Long Beach/Malibu/Santa Barbara etc are all great cities

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>>72138353
>LA is great if you can afford to live in the fraction of the city that doesn't look like a Brazilian favela on the mend

alright

>>72138353
>There's a reason everyone on this planet wants to come/visit to LA
Because every second movie is set there
LA is just smoggy suburban sprawl with Latinos and niggers, there's nothing nice about it

>>72138476
>>72138429
I love how two non-americans who don't live in LA and have probably never even been here are trying to tell me how this city is.

>>72138476
LA was cool but traffic and smog are terrible.
t. Lived in SoCal for 2 years.

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>>72138572
I'll tell you. The weather is stupid nice but the city itself is dogshit.

>>72125630
what you have and don't need is stolen from those who need and don't have

>>72138626
yeah bro ur totally right, if only LA had, like, nice beaches and hot women and like good restaurants then maybe LA wouldn't be so dogshit. Why do like millions of people visit LA each year? Man they are stupid, lucky that me and you are smart

>>72138353

t. stockholm syndrome

>>72124124
What piece ya workin on anon?

>>72138954
>yeah bro ur totally right
This is how "people" from LA type.

>>72124426
They can't let go of that white fence bullshit and the want a lawn instead of rocks and based cacti.

>>72124265
a choice between fags and spics

california is a mistake

>>72124426
Because even when people grow up knowing about the climate and learn to live more modestly, we get a new wave of transplants looking for their own green lawn and no respect for the environment.

>>72136361
>stealing water