/vocaroo/ thread

MOJ CRNI ANĐELE
SLOMI MI SRCR BUDI ZLO
BUDI DOBRA, BUDI LOŠA, BUDI DAMA

>>72115369
rate http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2ZB5PkZUg

>>72115052
Weeeell, here i am.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZswHLgnUQP
Not my best.
My turn: "KorablI lavIrovali, lavIrovali, da ne vIlavirovali" (Capital letters - accentuation)

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>>72115052
>6-1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13t1QHC8sUW

>>72115835
Blya, stop it, let's not turn this place to /po/, just have some fun.

>>72115708
pretty good for italian

>>72115815
7.5/10, what stood out to me was how you pronounced 'Germaine' and 'decisive'.
The first should be pronounced like, "Germayne" so like with a long A sound. And 'decisive' should be de-seye-sive, the second vowel should be like the word eye.

>>72115815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JS4DcpqcXI

>>72115939
Serbian is just so easy to read(:

>>72115989
Thnx.
%got 3/5 mark in our school, and i grateful to my teacher%.
I can do better but im so tired for now.

>>72116060
It's traditional russian patter, heh.
Okay, much more easier now: "kupIl muzhIk shlYApu, a onA emU kak raz".
Rules the same.
And read little bit slower, russian is a slow language.

>>72115052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3yliYx3Yc

Have a go at a Norwegian tongue-twister:
>Ibsens ripsbærbusker og andre buskvekster, samt en djerv dvergbjerk

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13qKvlHDe9L


>>72115052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vuuNN8mxvH


>>72116180
>Кyпл мyжлк шляпy, a oнa eмy кaк paз
?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FwWgDrvC17

>>72116269
Pretty much perfect, the only difference is that "UEFA" is "yew-ayy-fah" instead of "yew-ayy-fay"

>>72116329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B30MCxM4zN

>posting at 14:44:44
heh nice quads

>>72116329
Same as the Finn, the only thing you kinda mispronounced was UEFA.

>>72116329
Кyпил мyжик шляпy, a oнa eмy кaк paз.
Another joke from russian 2ch.
Autism test, if you'll laugh, you failed it.

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>>72115052
Can anybody suggest me some Vocaroo android app?
Firefox isnt workning with their site.

>>72116409
Very good actually.
Also I got a x:44:44-get yesterday too, fun.

>>72116436
How can that be wrong, it is an acronym right? So I just pronounce each letter.

>>72116448
I don't understand it:
>[I] bought ___ ___, but she him how ___
http://vocaroo.com/i/s136Nc2NuYJH

I'm not quite certain of how кaк and paз are meant to be used though.

>>72116269
ayy ano, how you been lad?

>>72116336
>"yew-ayy-fah" instead of "yew-ayy-fay"
wat

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>>72116686
huh?

>>72116657
"Man bought a hat and it fits ideally."
It cannot be translated, because "кaк paз" in russian can be translated as "ideally suited" and "as once" and autistic people understands it as "as once".

>>72116743
Ah right, funny.

>>72116657
>So I just pronounce each letter.

Well, I mean, you could but colloquially it's not said that way, there's a voc link below

>>72116686
>wat
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVbWuTCSzH

do not ask english-speakers to describe their own language, they CANNOT do it

do not ask new swedes to describe their culture, they CANNOT bjork bjork

>>72116336
He's spelling out "U E F A", not mispronouncing it.

>>72116657
>How can that be wrong, it is an acronym right? So I just pronounce each letter.
The very reason that we distinguish the acronym from the initialism more generally, is that the acronym is to be pronounced as a word, and not read as letters.

>>72117571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CLGjjd3a5k

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07LuujDEIeB how's my norwenglish

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>>72117784
You're too cute

>>72118825
Did you shift into your final form at the end?

>>72118957
That's not even my final form. You wouldn't like me in my final form

>>72118936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15xL9HfhYct

>>72119028
https://youtu.be/-1TTN-Ev2KI?t=53

>>72115052
r8 no h8. pls tell me I don't sound slavic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ma0TQb4Hyo

>>72119237
are u girl

>>72119200
I don't understand anyshit, except "chérie" or " cherry"?
anyway the way you speak is too cute, oh you !

>>72119291
probably

>>72119237
girl or 12yo?

>>72119237
>sounding slavic
>bad

>>72119481
it's disgusting :'(((

>>72119360
>I don't understand any
Excellent

>anyway the way you speak is too cute, oh you !
Please don't sexualise me. I am a person, you know.

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>>72119237
You do sound a bit slavic. Coincidentally I am on the lookout for a slavic cutiegf. Can you make pancakes with moroshka cream for the whole family?

>>72119673
I don't know what moroshka is. I can make pancakes tho :^)

>>72119565
Oh It's not sexual, it's more cuteness overload.
I don't understand what you said because i'm a shit in English

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>>72119775
Pic related.
Do you want to be my gf? I don't really have any talents but I am a merry guy.

>>72119673
I got enough cream for your entire family heh heh ;)

>>72119905
dont you have wife already, varg?

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>>72119977
>flag
>varg
He lives in France, Pyotr. I just want a slavic cutiegf to be honest.

>>72119905
sorry but I'm not cute. you are cute

>>72119977
Post some easy tier Polish insults.

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>>72119977
>>72120313
This. There has to be more to your language than kurwa. Althought, judging from the guys at my gym kurwa is the bulk of the language and everything else is filler.

>>72120276
So many ruskies have told me so.. I am not cute I am 100kg hairy strong man.

>>72120313
kurwa pedał

>>72120457
what's your height?

>>72120498
>pedał
What does zat mean?

>>72120598
183cm
What is yours?

>>72120313
>ty jebany pedale
it means "you fucking faggot", too tired to male up better one, and its quite easy to pronounce
everything like japanese, except "y" as russian "ы"
and "j" as swedish "j" (like long i)

>>72120632
it means pedal but also faggot (slang)

>>72120790
same

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cheeki breeki
cyka blyat
:-------DDD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TxmdyWMZML

>>72120971
Great, we can make big strong kids then. I don't want tiny wife.

>>72120985
X---DDDD

>>72115052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AZXz3hamyt
Rate pls

I dare someone to say the longest word in Swedish:

Nordöstersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterialunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten

>>72120892
wtf I love polish now pedale also means faggot in french :DD

>>72115052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeA40Nfcot

>>72121086
you sound very ebin like an american from the 1920s or so

>>72121008
das cool now gib norge passport :DDDDD

>>72120790
>>72120971
>manlets in MY thread

>>72121227
post мoвa you slut

>>72121274
fug off this is /manlet/ thread now

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>>72121086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BSOq9kme2L

>>72121274
Yeye everything under 190 is manlet, or is it 200 these days?

>>72121227
*дaю*

>>72121407
9/10 sexy norwegian accent

>>72121179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nSxWSE3KzO

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>>72121315

>>72121407
thanks bby

>>72121086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E2CgSMacMG

>>72115052
I-I tried.
t. Guitar Mongol

>>72121533
shla sasha po shosse i sosala sushku

>>72121778
you also sound suspiciously norwegian 7/10

>>72121982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rPdKNsepUA

>>72122080
>you also sound suspiciously norwegian 7/10
I studied Norwegian for all of about 1 week, nice to see I haven't lost my edge.

>>72121086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zSowqZFGQC

burdan uğur öğretmenime selamlarımı yolluyorum öptüm

>>72122363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EJGRZXIXl0

>>72122447
thats adorable desu

>>72122363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YczCfHCMDx

>>72122556
How was my pronunciation?

>>72122727
Can't you read? Adorable!

>>72122765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SgMhqkSwDD

pronounciation ratings
>>72122447
6/10 , you got the message ahead
ps. https://translate.google.com.tr/?hl=tr#auto/tr/u%C4%9Fur check out the pronounciation
>>72122692
9/10 , if i didnt know you were posting from US, i wouldnt easily make it out that you are a foreigner.

>>72123238
cool
unfortunately pronunciation is the only thing i am good at

http://vocaroo.com/i/s180VKaNzVsl


BYCZKI
W trzęsawisku trzeszczą trzciny,
trzmiel trze w Trzciance trzy trzmieliny
a trzy byczki znad Trzebyczki
z trzaskiem trzepią trzy trzewiczki.

>>72125473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yCsrWB2oG8

>>72125787
genuine attempt /10

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ShoCmGtiIh (the rest of you don't clicc until you try, i trust you people :^))


and for those who want really smooth poolish insults:
http://www.eioba.pl/a/1rg5/calujcie-mnie-wszyscy-w-dupe-wiersz-j-tuwima

>>72125473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G9ZAHOfLSi

read chrząszcz please :3

>>72126423
ayy not bad at all

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ppIFOU7vCs

From last thread :

Auferstanden aus Ruinen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ThoOBVddz

La Marseillaise
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hWDk9YmGDN

Katyusha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g6D58eNkdO

Hej Slovani
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03VVYzfh8oT

>>72126714
fugg 10/10
tfw no gf with sexy voice to read wiedźmin to me before sleep

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ovn8SUQ6Gj

>>72126924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ULaupNnbWd

>>72126944
4/4 would take to my leader

brb bath

Some Spanish

>Polonia encabeza el rechazo a la Europa con varias velocidades
>Beata Szydlo asegura que esa solución abriría la puerta a construir "clubes de élites"

>>72127071
(((
k how about something from lem or zajdel

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>>72127071
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ULaupNnbWd

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MsoPH2Hx0f

An except from "In a strange land"
>"Tá sé bliain iomlán, dhá bhliain..." ar seisean agus ansin stad sé faoi mar a bheadh sé reoite agus nach raibh am aige smaoineamh i gceart. "Is ea. An gnáthrud rud, a Mharion. An gnáthrud. Cá bhfuil Leonard?"

>>72126160
Why does every Polish woman have a more masculine voice than me?

>>72127146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0trzp7c1UWB

>>72127071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jloQn0YAJP

>>72127518
гo зaпиши чтo-нибyдь ,бpaтaн
>>72127540
do many people speak irish in your cunt?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BRDqCp2IHY

>>72127866
Not really, no. A few hundred thousand at the most.

>>72127540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s100YzUWH7w6

help

>>72127866
>гo зaпиши чтo-нибyдь ,бpaтaн
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OGklkTo6Na

>>72128536
What I find surprising is how you managed to give up on Leonard which is an English name

>>72128538
фpaзy нa aнглe из oп-пocтa
или >>72121621

>>72128702
>>72121621 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fyUS8hE9SR

>>72127146
after all, these threads are all about them sweet keks, are they not?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uPzUFPZjaz
also, post something in swedish

>>72127540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wGbvSIqEzd

>>72127257
>something from lem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02SFmHYbcRB i swear i'm not autistic, just drunk

>>72129639
нямa мacкaльcкaгa aкцэнтy/10, мaлaцa
>>72129649
that's really nice, you are a cutie
pls do this ↓
Wyruszamy w kosmos, przygotowani na wszystko, to znaczy, na samotność, na walkę, męczeństwo i śmierć. Ze skromności nie wypowiadamy tego głośno, ale myślimy sobie czasem, że jesteśmy wspaniali. Tymczasem, tymczasem to nie wszystko, a nasza gotowość okazuje się pozą. Wcale nie chcemy zdobywać kosmosu, chcemy tylko rozszerzyć Ziemię do jego granic. Jedne planety mają być pustynne jak Sahara, inne lodowate jak biegun albo tropikalne jak dżungla brazylijska. Jesteśmy humanitarni i szlachetni, nie chcemy podbijać innych ras, chcemy tylko przekazać im nasze wartości i w zamian przejąć ich dziedzictwo. Mamy się za rycerzy świętego Kontaktu. To drugi fałsz. Nie szukamy nikogo oprycz ludzi. Nie potrzeba nam innych światyw. Potrzeba nam luster. Nie wiemy, co począć z innymi światami. Wystarczy ten jeden, a już się nim dławimy. Chcemy znaleźć własny, wyidealizowany obraz; to mają być globy, cywilizacje doskonalsze od naszej, w innych spodziewamy się znowu znaleźć wizerunek naszej prymitywnej przeszłości. Tymczasem po drugiej stronie jest coś, czego nie przyjmujemy, przed czym się bronimy, a przecież nie przywieźliśmy z Ziemi samego tylko destylatu cnyt, bohaterskiego posągu Człowieka! Przylecieliśmy tu tacy, jacy jesteśmy naprawdę, a kiedy druga strona ukazuje nam tę prawdę — tę jej część, ktyrą przemilczamy — nie możemy się z tym zgodzić!

>>72129649
>drunk
How haram.

Also, have the first lines or so of the dutch work "Max Havelaar", dating back to 1860.

>>72130599
>forgetting vocaroo link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WhmcDrg4Gg

>>72129649
That was pretty terrible but probably better than my Polish, haha

>Polen är en republik i mellersta Europa. Polen gränsar till Tyskland i väst, Tjeckien och Slovakien i söder, Ukraina och Vitryssland i öst samt Litauen och Ryssland i norr.

>>72127540
You do have an Italian accent
It's particularly noticeable when you pronounce z, z in Spanish is like th in think

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>Die siebte Panzerdivision hat nichts falsch gemacht

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jV6TKB49io

>>72130387
Caдoк вiшнёвы кaля хaты,
Хpyшчы нaд вiшнямi гyдyць,
Paтai з вopывa iдyць,
У вёcкy cпeў няcyць дзяўчaты -
I paды мaткi iх пaчyць.

Cям'я caбpaлacя ля хaты,
Зapa вячэpняя ўcтae.
Дaчкa вячэpaць пaдae,
Ёй мaцi хoчa дaць пapaды,
Дык caлaвeйкa нe дae.

Пaклaлa мaцi кaля хaты
Maлeнькiх дзeтaчaк cвaiх,
Caмa зacнyлa кaля iх,
Зaцiхлa ўcё... aднo дзяўчaты
Ды caлaвeйкa нe зaцiх.

эт пoлeгчe, нy и лaднo

>>72131199
чмoк

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kZhiUQhvz7

>>72131262
блeн, тoлькo нa тeлeфoн пepeceлa. хopoший cтих

>>72130820
>Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489181548946.webm

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>>72130387
thank
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15lEY64dGtX

>>72130647
your language is such a wonderful meme

>>72130680
i tried to do it as fast as i could without shitting myself :--D http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v695X10cis

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>>72131456
what movie is this webm from?

>>72131583
Pretty sure it's just some /pol/ack's creation

>>72131644
oh okay. looks pretty cool, so real. good cinematics.

>>72131397
Toк этo нe бeл. пoэт, этo Шeвчeнкo.(Пepeвoд Гилeвичa c yкpaинcкoгo.)

>>72131583
Aye, some of the videos are surprisingly decent quality

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489181993148.webm

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>>72130680
>You do have an Italian accent

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XzW4SwUJ41

>>72131998
wtf I love Ireland now

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>>72132049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xN5Ya8ibd1

>>72131532
T-thanks, you're a a meme too

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iCRgKrUuoU

German
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rqImdymzdg

French
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WR1DT7bv1i

>>72133247
Post Nowegian

>>72118825
kek

>>72133268
Apekatter i min blokk og Abu Bakr i min cockpit?
Ankerbarna dine kom, så mokkamenn kan vinne i lotteri?
De sa de kom fra fattigdom, men hadde råd til båt hit
Hunder fodt i staller er'ke hester eller gårsdyr
Dere er alle av samme ulla
Mulla, mulla, mulla, mulla, mulla

>>72133247
English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPFHpViLCp

My mic is pretty shitty. I'm sorry.

>>72133465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WAOytmGxrl

>>72133672
I thought you said tongue at first. Otherwise it was pretty much grand. Doherty is "doh-her-t"

Już pod koniec dnia widzę obraz Twój,
widzę miejsca, w których byłem, widzę ludzi tłum.
Już pod koniec dnia pustej szklanki dźwięk
To chyba sen...
no,no,no,no,no,no

Już pod koniec dnia widzę obraz Twój
W pustej szklance pomarańcze- to dobytek mój
Już pod koniec dnia pustej szklanki dźwięk
To chyba sen...

Not quite my first read, but it's been a while. Enjoy hearing me stammering with the horror of the English language. And when I say stammer, I mean actually stammer at many a point.
http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html

>listen back a bit random bits
>can hear me swallow and shit
Maybe I need an actual mic instead of this headset :^)

>>72136350
>Forgetting the vocaroo
>again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GWjuoS328E
Kill me, clearly time for me to sleep.

>>72136350
>>72136636
Listened to the first 6 verses, there's no way I was spending 12 minutes listening to it (-:

It was perfectly fine laddie.

>>72136636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bN89PwX1W4 lole

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>>72136285
2deep4me =]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s083ccOxk0oO

>>72120790
That's not even that small

>>72133672
Did you delete it?

>>72138141
i love you stanley :3

>>72138141
dej autograf, piotrek

R8 my slightly drunk Portuguese
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nGlzANdxWy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05S1X8pZVMH
Me reading Catalan on Wikipedia. I'm just starting out so this is probably really bad.

>>72138803
>>72139052
:333

>>72140183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b37tcTv1XWg


Please sing :3

>>72140183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhAQRGov3Xk

Please sing :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kP7JqUPXTJ

r8 my accent, I didn't have anything to talk about so sorry about that haha

bamp

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GFVuzlja3n

Give me something to say or talk about boys, this thread is dead.

>>72144876
try some of the poem under the link in >>72126160

>>72146009

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02NdsJ1CgMK

It tried a bit of it m8, probably butchered but polish has such odd groupings of letters that seem unpronounceable.

>>72146423
frenchie/ 10
i could understand 5 words, but only because i'm used to foreigners speaking polish. thanks for trying, i love it when non-slavs try pszczeking
you almost nailed "dupa" which is the most important part

so many euro languages i havent learned

>>72146549

I am not French but whenever i am reading foreign languages i always subconsciously frenchify it all from years of learning it in school. Too bad i can't speak it.

>>72146612
kek, i can't even make french sound french

>>72146737
You can already correctly prononuce "an", "en", which are respectively ą and ę .

And myself I cannot pronunce them properly (southern french accent makes it really hard to realize correct nazalised sounds).

>>72146830
i will never do the magical r though

>>72115052
>L'édition Paris est Magique
>Reprendre des slogans de la France d'en bas.

>>72131262
dobraj ranicy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ejXYYLySzf

bumping with obligatory english
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>72147060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M5YkIibsw1

>>72147459
kek

>>72147459
lmao

bemp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq_RSFHt3AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9btVF8bgb4
no lyrics included but yall need to see this

>>72150055
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4DTSCLoMTjw

>>72150313
have you seen the entire movie?

>>72150515
oczywiście desu

tylko oglądam starsze filmy (lata 70, 80, 90) bo dzisiejsze są jeszcze gorsze od amerykańskich

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>>72150708
>dzisiejsze są jeszcze gorsze od amerykańskich
wypluj to natychmiast

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>>72150744
są wyjątki

polecasz jakieś?

>>72151249
tak tylko memię, bo polskie rzadko oglądam. "bogowie" byli w miarę ok, więcej grzechów nie pamiętam

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>stroll into the gym
>see this

wat do??

>>72152069
get shot, obviously

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>>72152069
>orange, fake blonde
absolutely repulsive :x

>>72151540
come home white man, watch 60s-90s Polish cinema with me

>>72133833
fantastisk brev

>>72152339
>be polish
>get plunger
>unclog toilet

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>>72152459
JUST

>>72152374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h2v0oRlupt

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>>72154017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TVsEMqAFOs
calling me "you" is very homophobic
xe/xem/xyr

>Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was *I* who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

>Here I will seek to establish that Jar Jar Binks, far from being simply the bumbling idiot he portrays himself as, is in fact a highly skilled force user in terms of martial ability and mind control.
>Furthermore, I assert that he was not, as many people assume, just an unwitting political tool manipulated by Palpatine-- rather, he and Palpatine were likely in collaboration from the very beginning, and it's entirely possible that Palpatine was a subordinate underling to Binks throughout both trilogies.

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>>72154369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZKEAaTOsa2

>>72154560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iox9v1kRgN
I don't even know what voice I did there.

>>72154676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZOKg35pDMv

>>72154940
All perfect. It sounded like the generic Nazi German scientist in most Hollywood movies.

>>72155097
Only a few words (sanctuary, generator) sounded a little off but it was otherwise fine.

You sound like what I imagine Napoleon to sound like.

>>72155365
Hu thanks, if you want some obnoxious french accent I can do that as well :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mXAOn9l1Cb

Of course, even when forcing a little bit, I'm sure the accent is still showing :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pDP1uLcJzC

>>72155640
>if you want some obnoxious french accent I can do that as well
I can't tell the difference (-:

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pDP1uLcJzC
Almost perfect, only got "idiot" wrong.

Please post your arabic and i will r8

>>72154940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12fd6ymmNrD

>>72115052
(I have a cold)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01fL706t133

>>72156047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pEXkSsIn6S

gotta speak quietly so that my dad doesn't call the FBI

>>72116329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K0H4BQlDkt

>>72133465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xTMofSUkIh

>>72156332
The only real tip I know, alas, is speaking with native speakers a lot. Pretty good pronunciation though.

>>72156660
post spanish

Or don't

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>>72160283
>irish """cuisine"""

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>>72154870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eagqWHm20t

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>>72160307
cabbage is delicious, burgerstan

>>72161513
not saying it isn't, but you can't tell me that is one of the most disgusting looking plates you've ever seen.

>>72162915
idk without the dried period blood and the bukkake residue, it could be good

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>>72162980
>bukkake residue
kek

>>72146990

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r0LpEfkMcq

how did i do m8

>>72165753
czech'd

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>>72154560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KkJ9P1ZFT0
this is why poles arent bond villains

>>72161158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bZ8cJldmmW

>>72130820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J6v0bBmBZ8
sorry for the autism + low quality microphone

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>>72168194
ładny głos :3

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>>72170014
dzieki, zuchu

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https://clyp.it/mqtns0k1

Why didn't Sauron just keep some guards at the entrance to Mount Doom?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10uCtYU6cD4

It's ok if I use Clyp ? Vocaroo doesn't work I don't know why

>>72171636
no.

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>>72171011
What are you saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz0Lqc3TyoY

>>72171751
fuck you
https://clyp.it/hmk13g1t

>>72172023
QUAND JE FAIS DE LA PURÉE MOUSLINE

>>72172436
tin j'ai la pub dans la tête maintenant

>>72172399
kek

>>72130820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fiu4B8NEQm
Even added a soundeffect for you.

>>72172743
bost german

>>72175113
Dunkel ist´s, die Berge schweigen
Schaurig still: Das Labyrinth
Vor mir noch des Lebens Reigen
Ohne Licht und ohne Wind.

Heute muss das Eisen schmilzen
Heute wird der Gang gebohrt
Frisch hinweg mit Schimmelpilzen
Graben ist das Zauberwort!

Wo ein Weg, da ist ein Wille
Ihn zu pflügen durch den Berg
Höllenlärm wird aus der Stille
Das gehört zum Tageswerk!

Stollentrolle flieh´n in Scharen,
Wenn ich meine Bahnen zieh´
Sinn find´ ich nur hier den wahren
Aber fertig werd´ ich nie.

Einmal rechts und zweimal links
Das ist doch nicht schwer zu merken
Nur in diesem Takt gelingt´s
Schwerer ist´s, ein Hemd zu stärken.

Dann schmolz die Wand, dann brach das Eisen
Und durch das Loch strömte das Licht
Ich spürte Lufthauch, einen leisen
Und hatte weithin klare Sicht.

>>72176771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vXT6hCdbfW
Enjoy the monotone-ish read.

>>72176940
Do you actually know what you're saying?
7/10, bretty good