/brit/

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cara

if cara was 2D she would be a 10

*ahem*
j
*ahem*
JAaa*
fuck me *ahem* *ahemahem*
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY

need some vitamin D inside of me

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wish i wasnt a short, poor, 'orthern born and raised autist.

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babs

anyone else get a bit of a hangover from oversleeping?

the gf refuses to wear tights

>>72112721
If I do that I wake up with a headache sometimes, always assumed it was a bit of dehydration desu.

>>72112721
>>72112755
experiencing exactly this at the very moment

>>72112754
*slips thigh highs over my muscular, hairy legs*
my time to shine

>>72112721
>>72112755
>>72112772
6 hours, no more, no less

>>72112721
Yeah if I do 10 hours I wake up feeling like shit

>>72112790
Enjoy your decreased brain function and lower skin quality, pleb

Feeling unwell and depressed, want a hug from someone who isn't pretending to care

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me on the left (his left)

>>72112790
7.5 master race

>>72112807
>38k
>8/10 gf

yeah ok pal

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I'm going to have to hurry you

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>>72112837
>avoiding my point by posting irrelevant things

It's tragic that the longer you sleep 6 hours a day, the more easily you're able to convince yourself that it's correct. Simply no escape.

>>72112790
Six hours at night, two hour nap during the day for me.

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COME OOOOON

>>72112873
*slams buzzer*
DOSTOYEVSKY

/brit/ is an alt-right general

i sleep for 30 mins every 6 hours.

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>>72112916
...No, it was Venezuela and Argentina

i sleep for 6 hours every 30 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7L0eNPge98
WISH i was french

>>72112873
>>72112912
*looks at my teammates smirking*

...George Bernard Shaw?

>>72112721
Haven't slept in a while.
>>72112946
There's no right or wrong here, paxman.

i sleep for 6 minutes every 30 hours

I take a quick 60 second power nap after every 4chan post I submit

*dindindidnidnidndidnidn* mar..tin morn..ing.... every morning when you open your eyes..... mar..tin morn..ing.... you're always in for a big surprise...... you might be.. a dragon with a tail (with a tail..?).. a witch?? or a caveman hunting down a trail....

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rate the new cut lads

I take a quick nap just before I finish a sent

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Anyone tried depositing Northern Irish/Scottish banknotes into Halifax self-deposit machines?
It works here in Belfast, but I was wondering if they also take them in England.

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Waitrose's egg-mayo and bacon sandwiches are really nice ngl tbqh

>>72113082
how much are they, like a fiver?

>>72113082
Give me some money

starting to wish i had gone to university instead of become a production welder for two years

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What books you lot reading then?

>>72113119
dune

>>72113082
egg and bacon sarnies are universally nice

they're unhealthy as fuck though

>>72113101
idk my gf buys them for me

>>72113106
n-no

>>72113119
i've literally never read an entire book in my life

>>72113139
book one?

>>72113161
How comes?

>>72113160
>idk my gf buys them for me
>my gf
>gf
>g
>f

FONT

>>72113119
the complete works of Werner Holzwarth, Wolf Erlbruch & Wolf Erlbruch

>>72113119
bible
inverting the pyramid

>>72113161
runtoid mind

I'm going to shoot the first lad whose post ends with a 9

*cocks elephant gun*

be very careful lads ...

>>72113175
movies are easier

>>72113173
yeah

>>72113119
Just started And Quiet Flows the Don.

About some lads from Rotherham I think.

>>72113149
Yea they're quite fattening but I only eat that and wait for dinner

>>72113189
>>72113199
>>72113200
behind you mate

>>72113205
How far la? recently read it myself

>>72113219
or rather....right in front of me

*BLAM*

>>72113219
asdfg

>>72113234
about 1/3 of the way through, i'm enjoying it

>>72113119
fuck off smart alec

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>>72113082
>Waitrose

People with tattoos are often more artistic, intelligent

>>72113189
>inverting the pyramid
ah yes, every metropolitan bearded faux-football fan hipster twat's favourite book

>>72113160

>>72112699
>>72112816
Give me some money

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Do you often say "aye" and "nay"?

i love being white tbqh lads

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On lunch break

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REMINDER

>>72113366
its a football book? cannot imagine anything more runtish than reading a book about sports.

>>72113394
aye am scoatish, nay briteshh

>>72113396
Seems nice, must be a bit irritating knowing all white countries won't be white soon tho

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MOM'S SPAGHETTI

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>>72113082
look at moneybags heres also mayonnaise is an abomination

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>>72113401
spent nearly an hour looking for good wank material and then spent the following 20 minutes combing spunk out of my pubes haha xx

neet life

Just learned Lauren Southern is younger than me. Fucker looks like she's creeping into her early 30s.

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>being abused by a woman

/brit/ is a radical midlander appreciation general

>>72113443
Spent the last 27 hours thinking I had no friends only to discover I might still have some that care.

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the 'f

>>72113419
not too bothered about that

it will make whites wake up

hopefully we develop a bioweapon capable of exterminating you and your kind

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>>72113427
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!

>>72113445
woah what the fuck she's younger than me

ARGH I FEEL OLD

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eat your peas, queenieboo

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/03/08/report-tinder-has-a-secret-and-exclusive-version/

>you will never be invited to the exclusive tinder

>>10221724

>>72113495
PENNE!

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>>72113403
you seem upset

>>72113537
>implying I even need it
Celebrities and models are top slags tbqh. If you ever get a chance to go to some shitty industry event or afterparty or some shit, go for it. Guarantee you wake up in some rich slag's bed.

business idea: print a fancy logo on a plain shirt for 5p and sell it for £29.99

haven't been physically touched by a girl since last september when one gave me a side-hug

business idea: tinder for dogs

>>72113617
Remember it to this day

>>72113617
last and only time i hugged a girl was 2008

>>72113617
Haven't been physically touched by a girl since last April. Got 2 front hugs and one of them was incredibly awkward, because she refused to let go of me unless I lifted her up.

>>72113574
yeah mate let me just move out to LA and ingratiate myself with the upper strata of society

>>72113625
I'd invest

>>72113617
i hug girls all the time. 100% of them are platonic however.

>>72113660
Always forget yanks lives are so miserable that it takes them a lifetime to travel outside of their state.

>>72113625
genius, get a team of pajeets behind it so you can do it for dirt cheap

>>72113675
not sure what this means

>>72113710
female friends

>employers don't pay you during your break
>the break that you need due to the effort you've put into your work so far, and so that you'll the have energy to continue performing adequately the rest of the day
Why the FUCK is this legal?

on medication so i can't do drugs for a month

how do some of you lads do it

business idea: welsh tinder for human/sheep interactions

>>72113675
All hugs are platonic.

>>72113732
haha le sheep jokes xd

>>72113738
well you understood my meaning so whatever

>>72113750
alright rhys

>>72113750
calm down rhodri

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Miki

business idea: tinder for those who enjoy thinking up business ideas

>>72113758
Your post had no meaning. Hence why the other anon outright stated that he had no idea what your post meant.

gave a girl a sexual hug the other day

>>72113802
Fuck off rapist

>>72113675
I had random girls in school come up to me and ask to stroke my beard.

by platonic i meant hugs from girls who aren't my gf or aren't interested in being my gf.

>>72113822
'sheed

Gave a girl the creeps the other day

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mmm

nootka?

>>72113633
this one time i had just finished kayaking with a few people i didn't know very well. and we had to hop in the back of a pickup truck to get back to town. i was just standing around looking like a dipshit, but this girl i had met a few times before said "Hey Dan, why don't you come sit next to me?" and she patted right next to her. so i hop up into the truck bed and as i'm sitting down i say out loud "alri lemme just squeeze on in right next to maria, it's a dream come to"
i didn't say another word for the rest of the 30 minute drive.

that was 7 months ago and i still think about it daily

>>72113649
that was my second hug, last one occurred about 11 years prior.

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>>72113822
>having a beard

eating a tuna sandwich in full view of the cat and he shan't be getting any of it.

stalked a girl for 3 years in high school

used to sit and watch her with her friends every lunchtime, never talked to her once

don't think she ever caught me

>>72113864
>i still think about it daily
Sort yourself out

mrowwwwwwwwww

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>>72113842
>>72113870

(Not as long as I would like it cause work and stuff though.

Quite impressive how universally left wing 18-25 year old women are

All Frida Kahlo loving, pro-immigration, pro-feminist, insipid drones with no originality or redeeming features yet they think they're all special

Gas them

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>>72113927
>a fucking goatee

>>72113921
Apostrophe isn't needed there lad

>>72113898
Pseudo-stalked a girl in uni but she caught me and ended up giving me her number for some reason. VERY strange situation all round.

Quite impressive how universally right wing 18-25 year old men are

All milo loving, anti-immigration, meninist, insipid drones with no originality or redeeming features yet they think they're all special

Gas them

VAPID
ROASTIE
WHORES
a-aaa-aaaAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>72113936
it's because they can't think for themselves

they have always had men to do the thinking for them but feminism has thrown them into this void where they have to think for themselves so they just sort of form one universal opinion on things

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*swipes left*
no thanks, she was ruff

Quite impressive how universally right wing 18-25 year old men are

All Milo Yiannopolous loving, anti-immigration, anti-feminist, insipid drones with no originality or redeeming features yet they think they're all special

Gas them

>>72113936
It's a shit test you mong. Every girl I've ever dated was left wing and by the end of the relationship i had her advocating deportation of all pakis

>>72113982
>>72113960
looks like we've got a couple of male feminists

>>72113960
>>72113982
WEW

>milo loving
Not a fan of paedos 2bh, everything else is true though

>>72113979
why does the one on top have such a small head

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>Every girl I've ever dated was left wing and by the end of the relationship i had her advocating deportation of all pakis

>>72113945
It is you stupid bogan shitcunt

>>72113936
nah

girls just emulate the opinions of those around them
generally they'll be left wing or centrists
but if they have a right wing boyfriend then they'll slowly turn into a paki hating hag

women don't know what they want, nor what's best for them

might have a mosey into town

>>72113977
i guess
>>72113985
>It's a shit test you mong
that says a lot about women if it's true. just pick a fucking opinion

>>72113999
>>72114003
looks like we've got a couple of insufferable meninists

>>72113985
girls have no strong opinons

they just sort of latch on to the closest opinion to them to try and fit in

Quite impressive how universally poofy 18-25 year old /brit/ posters

All cock-loving, anime-watching, cara-posting, insidious fags with no shame or redeeming features yet they think they're all special

Gas them

gender roles that worked perfectly for thousands and thousands of years are wrong apparently

who /over 25/ here

>>72114059
Literally me

>>72114059
Welcome to 4chan.

>>72114090
worked for who? half the population?

>>72114059
*strokes your leg*

ethnic roles that worked perfectly for thousands and thousands of years are wrong apparently

>>72114110
100% of the population.

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Alright lads

>>72114129
source?

>>72114059
>cock-loving, anime-watching, cara-posting, insidious fags
am none of these things

>>72114090
tbqh as much as i dislike feminists i am against strict gender roles, they're too stifling

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>>72114117
take your gay stuff elsewhere, faggot

>>72114090
The capitalists needed to exploit all of the labour.

>>72114012
No it isn't

>>72114133

>>72114141
HOLY SHIT

the ol' hiv prophylaxis is making me a bit dizzy lads haha

>>72114148
*shows you a picture of humanity still existing*

>>72114154
>capitalism
>thousands of years old

i shig, therefore, i dig

>>72114172
me on the left

>>72114161
isn't the apostrophe meant to be possessive. like fanny's farm in surrey isn't spelt fannys farm

>>72114172
*shows you graph of everything being better now than at any point in history*

t. steven pinker

>>72114172
Merely continuing the species is enough for you? If we were still living in caves and using flint tools, would you consider that a success?

>>72114190
Exactly my point, gender roles were fixed until capitalism required the additional labour

Want to make a video game for the bant but I have no idea of what kind of video game I should make.

>>72114148
*draws an exponential curve*

haha here's your graph you twat

>>72114233
Something about Feminism

just thew japmoot a few jewbucks

enjoy failing to click signs captacha plebs

@ 72114190
>i shig, therefore, i dig

gb2 reddit

Want to make a 3d printed dildo for the bant but I have no idea of what kind of 3d printed dildo I should make.

>>72114230
I wouldn't necessarily equate technological progress to social success

>>72114233
tetris but with harder puzzle levels and an in-game economy system to buy items to help solve the harder levels

>>72114090
gender is a social construct shitlord

>>72114253
whats reddit?

>>72114059
not gay if the balls don't touch

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>>72114253
no

>>72114261
pepe tongue

>>72114233
/brit/ point and click adventure
you must travel the streets, avoiding pakis, shagging slags, go provision shopping at tesco, and sign on for the dole

>>72114308
you forgot knocking out 6'4 brick shithouses on route

>>72114219
*shows you a graph of who invented all of those things that made now better than any other point in history*

>>72114230
Being alive > being dead

Which is what would happen if we were matriarchal.

>>72114340
>on route

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new rich piana vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq9j2bop7U4

>>72114366
en route

alri nerd

Business idea: do all the hunting and some of the gathering with the lads, while the slags bring up our kids in a cave

>>72114376
that's not how hunter gatherer societies worked

>>72114376
Doesn't sound very progressive desu

just got called apathetic but I don't know what it means and I cba looking it up

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>>72114342
*proves you wrong*

sometimes i look arounf this general and wonder, "what a fine bunch of lads, i wonder why they don't have girlfreinds or many freinds in general"

(not)

>>72114376
fucking dumb paki bastard

>>72114394
Think it means slow and lethargic

>>72114161
Out-educated on the English language by a fucking yank. State of you

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Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de reddition est arrivé!
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'étendard blanc est levé,
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces Arabes soldats?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Baiser vos fils, vos compagnes!

went back to the "before i die i want to..." blackboard and now someone has written "see a united ireland- under british rule"
creasing

>>72114404
Because we spend all weekdays and weekends shitposting here when other people are being normal

>>72114434
what is that, a picture for ants?

>>72114391
>>72114416
fuck off nerds

>>72114398
>*proves you wrong*
>her only discovery was "this thing can kill you" and she proved it by accidentally dying from it
Ah yes, women.

>>72114440
topkek

>>72114476
think she did a bit more than that mate

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>>72114404
I got mates, wat you talking 'bout

>>72114449
me in the green

>>72114430
"That lads" is inherently possessive, the apostrophe to indicate possession isn't needed. What you wrote is "That lad is cat"

>>72114449
Don't like that Pepe and Wojack became rivals instead of buds.

>>72114440
>lying on /brit/ to try to kick off YET ANOTHER Ireland v Britain shitpost thread

>>72114490
>no bag in the trash can

runt

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>>72113080

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>>72114509
pepe and wojak are natural enemies

colin is talking about prozzies in thailand to the whole office again

>>72114510
ikr

New

>>72110435
>>72110435
>>72110435
>>72110435

Had a good day at work today

>>72114485
Except she didn't. Her only claim to fame is discovering radioactive elements.

>>72114530
>natural
they both used to be pathetic though

it's only when pepe went smug mode that he asserted his dominance

>>72114530
Bullshit. They shared the same plights in life.

>>72114554
and? thats more than you've done

>>72114591
there can only be one

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why isnt pepe depressed any more?

did a wank to an image of sophie turner that i now know to have been taken when she may or may not have been of legal age depending on jurisdiction

>>72114593
>She's only famous for dying slowly
>NUH UH SHE'S DONE MORE
>No she hasn't
>SO? WHO CARES? YOU HAVEN'T DIED SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SO HA!
Ya got me

>>72114610
He's a Trump supporter and Trump won.

>>72114624
lunchables?

>>72114542
bit upset i fell for this one, desu

Things we would have without men: nothing

No logo in the foam

>>72114648
amateur

>>72114655
alri non-country

>>72114651
bender

Any big plans for this weekend, lads?

>>72114509
why would i lie about that
if i go back past it today i'll take a photo x

>>72114610
pepe can represent any emotional state

eating an apple lads

Any one poker pro in here and can recommend a book or something like that to get good?

>>72114610
pepe was depressed because he was never accepted, but now he's realised he doesnt want to be and revels in his bizarre and subnormal behaviour

Seeing a lot of Pepes on the catalog

>>72114591
Wojak always coped by being sad

Pepe has always tried to strike back

Deployed some PUA shit on a yat from Cambridgeshire and fucked the shit out of her

I am unlocking the secrets of my potential

>>72114676
am going to stay in to study and save money

you? x

finished my apple lads

>psychoanalysing an animamorphised cartoon frog
ah yes /brit/

>>72114737
Cambridgeshire mentioned

>>72114721
unironically ask /sci/ about this, they occasionally have some threads on the maths of gambling and its pretty interesting

>good looking guy
>always been pretty shy
>had 2 GF but that was years ago
>gained lots of confidence in past few years
>finally get a GF 6 months ago
>she does my fucking head in
>too clingy


I mean, its nice to be able to have sex whenever you want and good to have someone to go places with but fuck me, sometimes I wish I was single again.

>>72114755
bloody hell that was quick, you must have a good set of chompers xx

need a hairy bush

>>72114764
how did you gain confidence?

>>72114757
>being so literally autistic that you can't understand a meme where the entire point is overinflating emotions to make them easily readable
do you get confused at what emojis mean too, rainman?

>>72114742
probably gonna go to sleep soon and wake up about 8PM. then i'm gonna shitpost hard on 4chan all night until saturday morning, and then repeat back to step 1.

>>72114721
>pro
Nah, it's unironically a talent.

You can get semi-good by learning and playing small time games though.

>>72114764
don't care

>>72114804
solid

>>72114782
cheers lad it was a small apple but i do have good chompers ngl

>>72114798
>i take posts VERY seriously

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>>72114542

>>72114764
>shy
>has had gfs

fuck off normalfag

>>72114869
don't know what cross thread means

>>72114790
I just stopped caring over time.

saw a turkish girl at the mall with massive tits not wearing a bra

>>72114759
thank you Anon

>>72114814
You know any rescources to get semi-good.
Just want to play with friends and not get stomped

Cittaslow > Spa Towns > Georgian Towns > New towns > Garden cities

>>72114920
>Black women
would rather go gay desu

>move out because I dont want to live with the 'rents anymore
>whenever I visit them I can't stand staying there more than 10 minutes
>can't be dealing with them phoning and texting me everyday
>they moan that I'm being distant
hmm dunno

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any thicc man in

>>72114936
more for me

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>>72114961

>>72114954
theyre only doing it because they love you

>>72114961
Nice! but those tits aren't going to age gracefully at all.

>>72114976
ah yes, very modest

>>72114669
Brit on holiday, but yes this place is a sad excuse for a country

>>72114954
sucker

they are called pay rents for a reason.

*dives in his savings*

>>72114976
hnnng

want a muslim gf so bad lads

see a lot of people doing the whole meme arrow thing on reddit these days
a lot of them have to do with places like the_donald too
really makes u think

>>72114954
What this guy said >>72114979


My grandfather is the same. Sometimes he does my fucking nut in with some of the stuff he does but I know he's doing it because he cares about me and that's just the way he is.

>>72115001
*rips out her piggy piercing*

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>>72115001

>>72115001
hnnngh septum piercings are peng

is buying an extremely expensive watch redpilled?
just about to get some inheritence

>>72115089
deano

>>72115079
they are the fucking worst mate

>>72115089
opposite of redpilled

t. Casio owner

>>72115089
Better things to splurge out on surely

>>72115105
find them incredibly arousing for some reason

>>72115122
genuinely wish british women would just vanish

imagine being such a braindead spastic you have to ask a Mongolian fingerpainting forum whether something is 'redpilled' because you're unable to make your own decisions

>>72115140
because you're a left wing degenerate

>>72115139
I just find them incredibly beautiful i guess
since this is anonymous: the watch i want is £15k :3

im a neet btw

imagine wasting your inheritance on a deano watch

>>72115140
yeah I imagine most things that remind you of bulls does

>>72115171
why do you type like a runt?

>>72115171
lol jesus

>>72115171
off yourself you fucking waste of semen

watched moonlight lads
it was really black and really gay but still bretty good

>>72115196
comes naturally :c

>>72115140
not sure if you're memeing but it does for me too
think it's because my first crush had one in high school and I've fetishised it

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>because you're a left wing degenerate

>>72115243
lol triggered

>>72115191
lol

>>72115239
several girls i've liked have had them, probably part of it for me too

lost my streak in duolingo
no point even carrying on at this point

hmm, how could I make something so naturally beautiful as the female face MORE attractive?
oh, I know, I'll shove some metal through it like people to do fucking livestock

>>72115206
>AYOO FUCK WHITE PEOPLE BLACK EXCELLENCE WHITE MEDIOCRITY OOGA
shan't be watching this

>>72115306
>wahhhh m-mummy why do people like things I don't like

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for me a girl becomes 100x more attractive if her hair's in a bun
200x more if she's wearing a choker too
my penis falls off if all of these + mom jeans
i die of a heart attack if it includes these fishnet things

>>72115324
>dismissing a film beccause of what a few twitter lefties say
classic runt behaviour

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>>72115196
>>72115204
>>72115226
:3

>>72115381
why would i not? if they like it it's bad

>>72115364
Do you spunk all over yoursel the second you leave your house or something lad? You're describing like 60% of all women with this post.

>>72115407
>15k for that

please be memeing, good grief

>here's a film about a bunch of gay niggers
>pass
>OMG don't just dismiss it because of what lefties say!

>>72115364
lot of small girls here do choker + double braids + mom jeans

>>72115407
kys

>>72115442
thats a used model for around £11k
this one is new: http://www.jomashop.com/patek-5119r.html

>watching mainstream films/TV in 2017

it's literally all jewish liberal propaganda

>>72115452
i really love girls like that, like "art hoe" style
>>72115426
im really not mate, i wish i were

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>>72115497
MAINSTREAM

METEOR

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What do you Brits think about Thatcher?

>>72115522
sold out our industries, got us into the eu
the hillary clinton of her time, not a big fan x

>>72115522
shit stirring bitch

>>72115522
A godsend