Oh no, Czech Navy is coming here!

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czeska have nice camo

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CEASE YOUR FAGGOTRY

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>>72111078
Slovenia to the rescue..

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>>72112112

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Czech coast when?

>>72112376
>>72111078
Well, from the tactical point of view there is clearly some element of surprise here,

They have paddles now!

>>72112884
armed paddles

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Looks like Montenegro wins.

>640,000 people
>Inherits the Yugoslav navy
>Has two ocean-going frigates (90m long)
>Has fast-attack craft
>Has a floating crane

How can other eastern bloc nations even compete per capita?

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>>72113225
>be Czech
>have no access to sea
>Monteneggers can suck my dick with their 90 meter vessels

>>72113360
Is it truth that Czechs produce so much beer that could create their own sea?

>>72113473
No, because we can drink it before it creates a sea.

Math time:
We have total beer consumption around 160 liter per year per head (yes, even babies), so given the fact that there are cca 10,5 million people

10 500 000 x 160 = 1 680 000 cubic meters

that's one fifth of the size of our largest lake, so no, we can't produce beer sea :(

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really makes you think

>>72113695
Czech as always cool answer

Tfw u found out you aren't polish and are actually Czech

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>>72117327
>tfw I knew all along I am Czech

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>>72118808
Must be pretty easy since you live there

>>72119182
I was torn between German and Czech.

Figured out in time I was Czech though.

>>72117327
Congrats!

>>72119288
Is Czech easier to learn than polish I fucking pray?

>>72118808
her name plox

>>72119288
not really

Next time he will have to attend mandatory monthly American Heritage meeting everyone will laugh at him for being from country they didint know that existed.

>>72119332
its about the same

pro tip. learn Russian, and give up on Slavmeme languages. You wont master it, without living here.

With Russian+English+German combo you can get around any place in Europe.

>>72119332
I'd say it's more or less the same difficulty, except even fewer people speak Czech so it's less useful. Tough luck.

>>72119332
maybe somewhat easier because written polish sometimes looks very confusing

>>72119425
Not really. When you come up with a country nobody knew existed everyone goes "wow, tell us more!".

t. lived and studied in USA

>>72119425
>Monthly American Heritage meeting
Fucking kek desu. Idk why us Americans are so obsessed with where our family came from. Probably because we feel like we have no identity.

>Slavmeme languages
Yeah I tried learning polish once. Never again. I tried learning words and once I got to the grammar and tenses I gave up entirely.

>>72119602
Kek, last night at dinner my little brother thought Czechoslovakia still existed.

>>72119751
Yeah, if they actually know that it ever existed. Some people thought I was from Germany or Russia.

>>72119823
I don't know if I'd be able to hear your accent and say "oh you're obviously from the Czech Republic" but I'd be able to tell the difference between German and an Eastern European language Jesus Christ.

>>72119994
thepiratebay org/ torrent/ 4275809/ Pelisky_x264_DVDrip_incl._cz_en_subtitles

if you wanna know what it means to be Czech

>>72119994
People thought I was from Illinois, but I think my accent went a little South. And people had no idea at all. Some guy thought he could say "I don't speak Russian" in Russian, but he said complete obviously made-up gibberish some friend pranked him with.

>>72120135
>>72119994
From Illinois by my English accent*

>>72120087
Thanks, I'll check it out when I get home from classes.

>>72120135
>Some guy thought
I cringe all the time when Americans meet people from another country and they immediate spew random bullshit that they think they know about it in an attempt to relate to you.

Like, oh haha you're Russian? Cyka blyat xDdDD how's Putin?

>>72120421
Depends if they're showing off or if they are genuinely interested. I don't mind the latter, on the contrary

>>72120833
I'd say a majority of people are just trying to show off. Like "oh haha I know about you and your people!"

>>72113740
Or: How to fuck up big boys on horses

>>72112542
I'm so sure Netherlands will become a superpower by selling ultra secret dam technology

>>72112415
small beers

>>72121119
and very foamy
holandeses in suicide watch

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>>72111078
We are doom

>>72119425
>pro tip. learn Russian
Ivan, you must go back

>>72121523
How's ya president doin, mate?

>>72121273
That's the beer culture here in V4 countries. There needs to be a thicc layer of foam on top, else the people would think the beer is stale.