What do you know about Slovakia? What do think about Slovakia?

I know your country is supposed to be some beautiful slav paradise and that you produce beautiful women.

very few
It's a quite good country apparently
probably not
What you guys produce? Do you have something exceptionally good?

melania trump
melania trump
no, unless there's a lot of mail order brides browsing this site
no

>>72110154
>What you guys produce? Do you have something exceptionally good?
potato

>>72109963
Do Western Slovaks have stereotypes about Eastern Slovaks?

How does the language change from west to east?

Can you tell what town/region someone is from by their accent?

>>72110114
I hear that a lot about our women, it may be our greatest export article actually. And if you by paradise mean beautiful nature, thats pretty much true.

>>72109963
Reunification with Czechia when?

>>72110181
do you sell seeds online?

>>72110215
yeah
price for one seed = two potatoes

>>72110154
WE make cars, but not our own brands.

>Do you have something exceptionally good?

I cant think of anything. Well, we make some pretty good wines, that are mostly unknown in other countries

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I was in Bratislava once, loved the food and the beer. Slovak beer is underrated.

>>72110174
lol thats Slovenia you dumb spic

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The Czech Rebublic's rural backyard.

>>72110174
Is this bait?
Empress Melania is Slovenian.

>>72109963
how do I get a qt Slovakian gf to violently magyarize?

>>72109963
... I always confuse it with Slovenia.

Get more distinct names for fuck sake

>>72110322
How about no?

>>72110245
Unfortunately, I have no such wealth

I know they have an embassy close to my friend's house and theirnflag looks pretty rad

>>72110187
>Do Western Slovaks have stereotypes about Eastern Slovaks?

I am a western Slovak and I can tell that there are some stereotypes. We basically see eastern Slovaks as poor, maybe a bit dumber with silly accents.

>How does the language change from west to east?

In central Slovakia people speak basically official Slovak, but they speak a bit softer. That is becasue offcial slovak is based on central slovak dialects. In western Slovakia our dialcet is closer to czech or moravian the way it sounds. IN eastern Slovakia they have very differend and strong accents and a lot of us in western slovakia make fun of it. They also have distincts dialects that are closer to eastrn slaviclanguages than official slovak. And I personally cannot understand most of the words in estern slovak dialect.

>Can you tell what town/region someone is from by their accent?

Yes you can.

>>72110275
that's how irrelevant you are, nobody gives a fuck, deal with it, you retarded generic squatting nigger.

>>72110200
people dont want that here and also in ''Czechia.''

>>72110352
I'm going to call you Nitra and you can't stop me.

>>72110447
t. Greece of LatAm

>>72110299
dont even try it Lászlo

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>>72109963
Genuine question ! Are you related to Slovenia ?

>>72110486
What are you going to do there?

>What do you know about Slovakia?
Slovan Bratislava, Marek Hamsik, Skrtel, Weiss, mostly things about football.
>What do think about Slovakia?
It's fine, i like your flag also
>Do you think it is relevant enough to have its own thread?
>No
Is there anything you wanna ask a guy from Slovakia?
yes, how is the relationship between Slovaks and Czechs?

>>72110571
Not really. We were both in the Habsburg Monarchy, but that's about it.

And we're both Slavic.

>>72110571
>Genuine question ! Are you related to Slovenia ?

NO, but our names are. Both names are based on the word slav. In our language we call our country "Slovensko", and slovanians call their "Slovenija." Both are based on the word "sloven", or something like that which means slav. To distinct us you all call us by latin based name Slovakia, based on the word slavic.

>>72110628
>how is the relationship between Slovaks and Czechs
The wounds of war take a long time to heal

>>72110628
>how is the relationship between Slovaks and Czechs?

We are actually pretty cool and most of us like each other.

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Mornin lil bro

>>72110485
Why not?

>>72110801
There's no need. We have the EU now.

>>72110114
I just realized this thread is about Slovakia and and not Slovenia.

I retract this post and say what I know about Slovakia is that you're like the way shittier version of the Czechs

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>>72110654
>>72110697
Thanks

>>72110796
Ahoj Pepa, aký máš deň? Niečo nové s Babišom?

>>72110796
why do you have a panslavic flag?
are you actually slavs as well?
is your language slavic?

one of the few European countries I barely know anything of

>>72110485
We really just need to start calling it Bohemia again. The Moravians are a meme identity anyway.

>>72110849
well that is basically true as well. But we have nicer nature.

>>72110824
Why did Chechoslovakia even break up to begin with? For some reason I've always liked it when the lil' eastern slav countries blanda up into a bigger one, but sadly don't know much about their history.

>>72109963
>What do you know about Slovakia?
Tatra Tea, borovička, halušky, bryndza, Slota, Zlatý Bažant

>What do think about Slovakia?
best neighbour

>Do you think it is relevant enough to have its own thread?
the question itself is irrelevant

>Is there anything you wanna ask a guy from Slovakia?
where are you from? do you like it there?

>>72110628
>how is the relationship between Slovaks and Czechs?
great, save for some edgelords on both sides

>>72110913
but tell that to them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moravan%C3%A9

>>72110946
>lil' eastern slav countries blanda up into a bigger one
ahh yes

>>72109963
Daily reminder that slovakia is just a worse version of the most comfy country - Czechia.

They are meme country with no history or real language. It is all made up to make us buthurt.
>and yes, it is working

Slovakia is probably the only country on earth we could conquer in real war, but that would never happen since we are bros anyway.

>we should never let the dumb politicians to break up czechoslovakia

Bonus fact: how to banter slovák?
Call him Hungarian (their ethernal nemesis) or Gypsy.

Why do Slovaks use so many accented letters?

>>72111084
it looks better than polisz

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>>72110947
>Slota

see the image

>best neighbour

thx, love ya Czechia

>where are you from? do you like it there?

Bratislava. Pretty much yes. There is a lot of well payed jobs and the city itself is kinda cool. But its in development, they are always building something somewhere as a developer project and there are problems with keeping the city clean in many areas

>>72111118
Discount Bohemian has a decent point. Modern German flag looks like a candy wrapper.

>>72111137
>But its in development
You mean the city is owned by developers. That's why it looks like this.

>>72110946
well basically czech and slovak prime ministers in 1992 (in the federation) decided it. There was supposed to be a referendum but that never happened and the yjust changed the constitution. The czech prime minister was an economist and said that we are leeching on czech money and said "let them go!" and our prime minister said "muh nationalism" and "be indenpendent" but he just did it to get more power.

>>72111189
yeah, basically

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>>72109963

>>72111410
Very well

>>72111410
stupid gook, cant even recognize countries

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>>72111431
>>72111432
I chose wrong pic, damn

My great-grandfather from my Dad's side came from Slovakia. He was a cavalry officer. My dad always recalled him cursing in Slovak about black people being lazy and not going to work in the coal mines. I still have his tobacco pipe too. Really cool guy.

>>72111494
now we are talking koeabro

>>72109963
I've been in Ljubljana and it's nice.

>>72111520
I'm glad you enjoyed your stay here.

>behalfblackbrit
>haveSlovakGFfromsmalleasternvillage

expect Slovaks to be racist
As soon as I speak some Slovak to them (about B1 level) they love me. Slovakians end up being less racist than British people (even though I'm a non white dating one of their own)

explain me this /pol/

>>72111565
great country
tatra tea is based
ham and eggs are based
parcels (gammon and veg) are based
Lots of the food from Saris region is the best in Europe imo

>>72110704
>The wounds of war take a long time to heal
Which war are you referring to?

>>72111604
What do you think about our national dish "Bryndzové halušky"?

>>72111745
I have not tried that yet. One of my biggest surprises was that you guys eat fried fish and potato salad on Christmas day (24th). I could never get over how strange that felt for me being used to a big roast dinner.

Zemiakové placky and fried cheese with chips is pretty decent. I also like your sweets. Horalky is really unique.

I have a question for you. Are the Western Slovaks as hateful towards gypsies as the East? Everyone in Eastern Slovakia seems to hate them with a passion.

Slovaks can't even decide whether to speak proper Czech or proper Hungarian. Slovakia is also reffered to as "Northern Hungary"
It's a subcountry that had to cling on us for the major part of it's "history". They don't even have metro in it's capital.

>>72111118
nah, accents always looks worse, except for the acute accent

>>72111931
Isn't Czech Republic just a bunch of Germans role playing as Slavs though?

>>72112005
Slavs are not a race, they are united by language. Therefore Czechs are Slavs because they speak a Slavic language.

>>72112005
As much as UK is bunch of Irelanders role playing as pathetic losers

>>72111885
well, I personally am from Bratislava and I almost never meet gypsies, because they just arent in my area, and so I dont really care about them in general. I think this is similar for many people in western Slovakia who dont have to encounter gypsies. But there is kind of a general hate for them, especially those living in illegal settlements.

>>72110901
Ahoj Fero, krásně sem si dneska vyhonil. Politika je pro děcka, chlapi radši sledujou anime

>>72111565
You're not doing it in their country, obviously.

And you're probably above pump-and-dump tier if you can learn Slovak.

>>72112038

>germantakesthingstooliteralonceagain

>>72112076
Pozeráš Konosuba, alebo Kobayashi-san chi no maid dragon?

>>72112079
Oh no when I visited it was all fine and dandy. Got treated like a minor celeb (which was very awkward at times).

Fair enough though. Slovak is the weirdest language I've ever studied (speak German, Korean, Mandarin and English creole) and it's almost impossible to learn Slovak grammar. I do not understand why it is not regarded as the most difficult language in the world but Korean is.

>>72112059
How did gypsies manage to survive communism, not just in Slovakia but everywhere?

>>72112114
Zabij se. Třeba se zasměju.

>>72112155
They were forced to "work", meaning commies put them to some shitty position where they didnt do anything beneficial.

>>72112223
rúd

>>72112223
oh wow, we have a tough guy over here

>>72112147
Still, non-whites are so rare in Eastern Europe that they aren't seen as a real threat.

Is Slovak any harder than other Slavic languages? Obviously the 10 cases and genders will make it harder than German or English.

>korean is considered the hardest language
Japanese and Chinese are definitely harder when you factor in writing; Korean doesn't use moonrunes.

>>72112266
>>72112294
>>>/a/

>>72112321
Ye when you're writing Chinese becomes hard. Speaking is crazy easy though (I was talking about grammar specifically)

Then again Korean grammar is pretty simple as long you're not too simple.

Slovak if I am correct is the hardest Slavic language there is. Many of them have cases and heavy inflection but not on the level Slovak does. Couple that with a severe lack of vowels and you have in-all-in a very difficult language.

>>72112406
yeah it is very difficult language, even many native slovaks cannot speak it properly sometimes. And the grammar is ridicilously complicated. But I think its similar to polish or czech.

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>>72112512
>even many native slovaks cannot speak it properly

>>72112541
well, its true

>>72112114
O Kobyashi sem ani nikdy neslyšel ale u Konosuby už sem si několikrát vyhonil

>>72109963
shithole filled with slo*aks and gypsies, which is basically the same. Oh yeah, and everyone likes to steal shit and lie.

>>72109963
Most of young Slovaks are russophobic dumbs like pepiks from Butthurt Belt
The most Slavic language
Beautiful nature, Tatry

That's all

>>72112406
speaking chinese is actually kinda difficult deep down though cause there's so many different intonations from just one single word that changes the meaning

>>72112360
I don't even watch anime, but keep on projecting

>>72112512
>even many native slovaks cannot speak it properly sometimes
example?

>>72109963
There are literally only two things I know from your country, Martin Skrtel and the good soldier svejk.

>>72113151
Pretty sure that Švejk wasnt slovak

>>72112968
many young people are actually rusophiles, I perosnaly dont like anything about Russia though.

>>72113151
Švejk sure as hell wasn't some filthy sheep-fucker, he was part of the supreme Czech nation <3

>>72113201
Oh wait he was czech

Sorry hamsik

>>72113151
Švejk is czech lol

>>72113239
nice flag

>>72110849
I'm surprised Amerifat know difference between Slovenie and Slovakia. Most amerifats even can't list their only two neighbor land countries

>>72113151
>Švejk
>Melania Trump
>Slavoj Žižek
>Slobodan Miloševič
Famous Slovaks are everywhere

>>72110154
We (Slovakia) produce the most cars per capita in the whole world.

>>72112861
dobre robíš Pepa

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>>72113336
>Slavoj Zizek
Fuck how could I have forgotten, I should really start reading some of him :3

Dobrá mema, bráško.

>>72113526
ne taketo autizmy

>>72113482
There's also Mikuláš Tesla. Our best known physicist.

>>72113336
>>72113482

Hold on a minute, Zizek was slovenian you twit

>>72113555
bantz

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>>72113553
>Mikulaš Tesla

My sides

>>72109963
theres one slovak juventus fan shitposting in every single man utd-related thread on /sp/

>>72112541
>most natives can't speak it properly
This is true of any language though, most people are inarticulate morons not worth educating.

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>>72110447
> nigger
:'(

>>72113553
dude you forgot about tchaikovsky

>>72113806
You mean Peter Čajkovský?

>>72113336
>Švejk
He was Czech
>Melania Trump
Born in Zlín, Czech Republic
>Slavoj Žižek
He was from Slovenia
>Some faggot
he may be Slovak, because nobody knows him

>>72113858
thatsthejoke.exe
pls stop embarassing yourself and our flag along with it

I hope more people will recognize Slovakia and her beauty after this thread

>>72109963
What's that crest on your flag :')?

>>72112975
It's really not
I was my major at uni
context is a hell of a thing

>>72111075
Median income in Slovakia is actually better and Slovakia has faster economy growth, our GDP will be higher than your in 2018, so you are getting much shittier than us. :)

>>72110571
Slovaks and Slovenes are both overwhelmingly R1a-M588 whilst neighbouring Croats belong to the same clade as Poles (R1a-M458), so they both probably originate from East Slavic tribes that wandered into the West.

>>72111075
>Bonus fact: how to banter slovák?
Call him Hungarian (their ethernal nemesis) or Gypsy.

To můžeš dělat ale jen na netu, 30 kilový Pepík vždy dostane od Slováka přes držku a kromě rozcuchaného moderního metrosexuálního účesu, skončí i s monoklem.

>>72114658
>Median income in Slovakia is actually better
it isn't
http://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/gdp-and-beyond/quality-of-life/median-income

>our GDP will be higher than your in 2018
not according to the forecasts
https://data.oecd.org/gdp/gdp-long-term-forecast.htm

not even trying to shit on Slovakia, even though you personally seem to be full of it

nevermind, you are just autistic as it seems

The only Slovak thing I know is Tatrapoma pillars for ski lifts, I guess they are the most common in the world. Also there seem to be fuckloads of pharmaceutical companies, but I can't remember any particular, Zentiva? KRKA?

Apart of that I don't know anything or anyone Slovak.

>>72114582
The double cross stands for Christian tradition / religion, that was brought here by St. Cyril and St. Methodius.
The three peaks are Tatra, Matra, and Fatra. Those are the names of mountains, Tatra and Fatra are in Slovakia.

>>72110200
all Slovaks already moved to Czechia so no point in that

>>72112968
i'm Slovak and I like Putin and Russia. And many Slovaks like Russia too, I think much more Slovaks like Russia than hate.

>>72109963
Elizabeth bathorys castle

>>72109963

I know that their capital is Bratislava and that they were under Hungary for a good part of their history. I also know that they are our Slavic brothers.

>>72114160
Melania made Slovakia very popular. Last I heard the winter tourism in the Slovakian Alps is booming.

>>72109963
megumin has your coat of arms on her eyepatch

I know almost nothing compared to Prague/Czechia which has had more of an influence on other countries.

But it always makes me wonder why these little slavic countries subdivide and become even more irrelevant rather than unify and project their culture to the world. There's benefits in numbers/cultural unification with places like Germany and Italy for example managing to forge a national identity around a bunch of local/regional identities for example and become world relevant.

>>72115182
>it isn't
Look at newer stats
https://www.givingwhatwecan.org/post/2016/05/giving-and-global-inequality/
>not according to the forecasts
sorry I mean GDP per capita, not whole capita, your country has greater population
http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/ct24/ekonomika/1657828-deloitte-ceskou-ekonomiku-v-rustu-predbehnou-polsko-i-slovensko

>>72109963
Most Slavic Slavs

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>>72116133
the sources you posted contradict each other, lol

also according to your statement, all the Slovaks working in our office complex are apparently masochistic

>>72116503
never mind, messed up the post
the second sentence still stands

>>72116503
Czechs are working in Slovakia too
http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/ct24/ekonomika/1657828-deloitte-ceskou-ekonomiku-v-rustu-predbehnou-polsko-i-slovensko

Most Slovakia coming to Czech republic are coming into Prague, because it's bigger center than Bratislava with greater number of good paid administrave jobs. It's nice place for programmers and businessman, but Bratislava is also full of czechs that came there for jobs.

>>72116532
sorry, wrong link
http://tn.nova.cz/clanek/zpravy/domaci/velky-prehled-kam-cesi-nejvice-odchazeji-do-zahranici.html

>>72116732
> but Bratislava is also full of czechs that came there for jobs.
wouldn't know about that, but I'll take your word for it

>http://tn.nova.cz/clanek/zpravy/domaci/velky-prehled-kam-cesi-nejvice-odchazeji-do-zahranici.html
>tv nova
nice source
even if it's true, the proportions between immigrants and emmigrants kinda speak for themselves

>>72112968
>Most of young Slovaks are russophobic
good

>>72109963
What does it feel like to live in a country?

>>72109963
many gypsies
useless country
no
why dont you end your slav life?

>>72120041
It's much better than country full of muslims

>>72120679
Or g*rmans.

>>72116001
but she doesnt have double cross

>>72116062
we cant live with each other for long

>>72119981
wait you dont live in a country?

>>72120679
>>72121491
He is Greek (Turk)

A Slovak is just a Czech who can shoot a bow from horseback.

>>72109963
A kuffar state

>>72110279
Bratislava is the only "developed" part of Slovakia and it's dreadful at best

>>72109963
should do something about gypsies
aside from that, gud lads

>>72122470
shh trying to go 'cannot unsee' here

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>>72110796
Hi

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>>72109963
You have a beautiful flag!