/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

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>>72107121

*sucks your dick*

Hello.

>>72107106
She's afraid of the angry white male

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I saw Shaun Kang today

>>72107171
Talcum X.

>>72107106
My mom unironically likes Hitler and gets somewhat mad if people insult him.

>>72107088
Queenie needs vantage points tho

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R8 this pic I took while on patrol

>>72107190
Rude

>>72107200
Nice spooky night.

>stopped taking my crazy pills for a week
>started taking them again
>emotions are completely deadened now
this will go away r-right buds

>>72107194
Is she indian? Indians like Hitler because he fought against GB and because he used the swastika or something.

>>72107211
He's an idiot and he's white.

*unzips benis*
Geh-heh-heh, bet you didn't see this coming.
*pushes your scrawny legs outta the way*
You're gonna love this part kiddo
*applies benis to bagina with great vigour*
*feverishly ejaculates within the snatch*
Excellent, wouldn't you say?

>>72107194
my mom likes trump but she gets mad i dont pay my rent to her and i spend it on autographed MAGA hats
i have a autographed maga hat of each one except the shamrock one

> tfw every time a girl tries to get you to open up emotionally you push her away

How do I get past my old experiences with women. Feel like they're all sloots and only good for sex, pushed away at least 2 good girls in the past year that I was seeing.

Wat do

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>jimmy garoppolo was just traded
>nobody is saying where to or for what
1st overall pick pls pls pls

>>72107246
Well worth it.

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>>72107228
No, but many non-whites like Hitler a lot for some reason.

>>72107231
His talks were pretty memey and he had a broken arm because he slipped and fell off stage a few weeks ago
He also went to the wrong location today and was 20min late kek

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I'm playing life is strange and it's triggering my good memories.
I miss suburban life.
I miss the broken girls I loved.
I miss spending the summer with them, and our friends.


Fucking christ. Will things ever get better? I hate NY so fucking much, I just want to be happy again. Even if I wasn't a normie, atleast I could fake it. I want to fake it again so badly.

>>72107263
Probably because he was right about a lot of things.

>>72107304
Just kind of weird people he thought were inherently inferior like him is all.

>>72107334
We'll, he didn't think Asians were inferior. What's weird are Slav Nazis.

>>72107250
>>tfw every time a girl tries to get you to open up emotionally you push her away

Never had a woman even bother to talk to me, let alone try to make me open up.

Stop throwing away your chances, you fuck.

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>>72107302
> I miss the broken girls I loved

Heading back home to Alaska tomorrow and I'm so excited I can't sleep. Might miss the lower 48, but I don't really belong here. I know where my home is.

Listening to Upstairs for the fifth time tonight buds.

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>>72107358
>the biggest group of neo-nazis in the world is in Russia
>Hitler wanted to kill them all for lebensraum
Strange pottery

>>72107354
check it out

>>72107361
You don't know the shit I've seen you dickhead. Women look innocent but if you show your vulnerability they will stab you in the fucking heart.

woman are gross girls (male) are the way to go

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Trump is going to destroy the EU and save Europe from another invasion and here's how.

First he is going to begin pulling out of NATO entirely. After the USA is no longer protecting the EU from the Russians he will give Russia the green light to begin invading eastern european countries again. As european countries see this they will beg for the EU to defend them, but the EU will not have the military in place to defend them. So the EU will either be forced to build up an active military (destroying their economy) or concede some smaller countries which will lead countries to doubt the benefits of being in the EU at all and drop out ultimately leading to the collapse of the EU.

>>72107380
I wish I had a homestead and a homely woman to make frontier babies with.

>>72107302
Life is Strange made me feel the worst feels
So much nostalgia for things I never experienced is the weird part though

women are all evil harpies incapable of love

>>72107406
I don't think any of those things will happen.

>>72107302
I know your feel. I lost all of my hope though, it gets worse every day, I can't even get myself to leave the house anymore. It seems like life was easier back than, but I can't see myself happy like that again. I can't see myself having a future at all. I won't kill myself, I guess, but the thoughts of suicide are coming back again. I started talking about it again, but people don't seem to understand that money can't buy you everything, they see me as ungreatfull, which is wrong.
/blog

>>72107397
Too late for Quebec threads to get many (OP)'s

Can't wait til mandatory military service comes back

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Why does Hillary still think people like her and want to hear her opinion...
Not even liberals liked her

>>72107445
I used to use weed to numb the feels, now that I don't even have that my life is just a great fucking ball of shit. The feels/memories, god damn it I wish I could erase my memory and start over. Don't ever go into the army.

>>72107406
>dumb shit

>>72107476
i forgot it was 4:20am

gonna smoke a bowl and go to bed

>>72107487
i voted for hillary because im a centrist corporate shill no joke

>>72107488
I'm not going to die for this government and the car lobby.
I'd fight if germany is attacked, but I'll never die for the profits of those who destroy this country.

>>72107487
Tell me about the tilde, why does it cover female posts?

>>72107441
>>72107491
It's going to happen and our excuse for not helping europe will be that we are fighting NK

>>72107487
DNC approval rating is at something like 35% lol

>>72107487
>balding because he body is decaying is now a "resistance" look

No she's dying like she was during the campaign, he had a blood clot in her brain which kills most people.

>>72107529
> I'd fight if germany is attacked

Good for you, at this point I wouldn't defend Canada. Fuck this country and it's people, spit on you for the color of your skin and career choice. Fuck it all.

>>72107586
So you think we'll sacrifice Seoul to collapse the EU? Doubtful.

>>72107623
edgy

>>72107623
What is the color of your skin and career choice?

>>72107644
Sacrifice? More like rebuild the infrastructure after NK destroys it and we roll over NK shortly after. Which will be great for our economy and koreas

Meanwhile Russia will see growth as it gets more of eastern europe. China sees growth from manufacturing needed to sustain the wars and the only people who don't benefit are the leaders of the EU. members of the EU will benefit by the collapse of the EU.

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>>72107171
Anyways to summarize his presentation (add a hurr im old and hurr im so relatable and woke joke every 5 minutes):
>dude i showed up to the wrong place
>i broke my arm a few weeks ago and im still shook
>talks about history class he took last year
>goes on tangent about how we need more woke professors in colleges
>brings back up the guy behind him (forget his name) and how he didnt want to learn about him because he was a crusty white dude
>his basic point was that humanity doesn't improve over time except through technology
>brings this back to show that blacks are worse off than before civil rights movement
>brings up comparison to Trump and holocaust
>goes on tangent about Trump beating and raping his ex wives
>says melania probably is seeing a brotha on the side
>says Hitler probably was more reasonable of a person
>brings it back to police brutality
>talks about how the US government has made being black illegal ever since the war on drugs was created
>says white people sell drugs (per capita) at twice the rate of black people yet blacks get jailed 800% more for drug crimes
>says that the hoodie market is dying because black parents wont let their kids wear hoodies because they dont want them shot by police like Trayvon
Then I had to leave and go to work. Wish I could have stayed for the rest and gotten a selfie with him

>>72107623
I feel the same, but on the other hand I used to love this country. It has always been my home, I used to be proud of what "we" have accomplished. The people are shit, true but I don't know.

>>72107689
What a retard.

my box is made, the pills erect, it's one cut cookie syndrome.
the pill that's huge and swallows other pills.
it's jar bottom right below me, and not a spot of cork above,
why can i barely see exactly where the loop is marked?
it cuts in, i cut out, pidagurpidagle says hello,
and hunts the pilot light within the heater monolith she prays to.

art museums make me want to kill myself,
i understand now why pidagurpidagle pulls on the door
even when she knows it's locked sh
people surround themselves with pets
to deny the fact that they're alone, most of the time.
"stop the world, i want off."
-easy access.

are you scared the album will end before the doorbell rings,
and you'll be left to greet your guests
with a tied tongue, cold lunch, and spent wick candle?

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>>72107652
Take a fucking guess, pretty obvious in both cases.

>>72107691
pic

>>72107743
He was surprisingly not as bad as I thought he would be desu

>>72107766
you're a chinese rice farmer?

>>72107769
He knows how to talk to his fellow white man.

>>72107689
to be fair melania is probably seeing another guy considering trump himself said they were considering a open relationship

>>72107824
wat

>>72107828
“I even thought, briefly, about approaching Ivana with the idea of an ‘open marriage.’ But I realized there was something hypocritical and tawdry about such an arrangement that neither of us could live with — especially Ivana. She’s too much of a lady.” (“Trump: Surviving at the Top”)

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>Barron Trump will be president one day
>the Trumps will be the millennial version of the Bushes

holy shit when I thought life couldn't become any funnier. This shit just keeps on giving

I am tripping lads

>>72107852
There's no way he actually said that. It's way too coherent. Ghostwriter

Shills are getting better

>>72107852
cuck lol
>>72107864
on?

>>72107171
This abomination needs to be ended.

>>72107901
dmt

>>72107960
Pfft, I take that every night.

>>72107960
i thought that knocked you on your ass
how are you typing

>>72107960
No you arent. If you were you wouldnt be wasting it in this shithole.

>>72107960
You aren't tripping on DMT if you can type/read.

DMT is illegal because it lets you noclip into the projection room behind reality.

if any of u r grill u should think about my peener

just spent 3 and a half hours laying in a half full bathtub of tepid water being depressed and shit buds

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Psychedelics are very very bad /cum/, do not take them

>>72108084
You forgot the scented candle and epsom salt.

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>>72108083
u sure u want that bud

>>72108112
u hav 2 b 18 or older to post here

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET A GIRL TO LOVE AN AUTISTIC FREAK LIKE ME?!?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

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>>72108132
im 24

>>72107977
Yeah fampai I'm about to light up., got my music going. cheers
>>72108100
they are actually good for me

>>72108157
but do u lik peeners?

>>72108188
considered lickin em

>>72108112
good movie

>>72108201
lol gross

>>72108220
lol just a joke haha

>>72108245
lol niece prank

Should I finish my movie or go to sleep?

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>>72108263
gotem

>>72108266
Yes

>>72108084
Things will get better, friend.

>>72108084
same

>>72108160
stay comfy

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I'd be a shit parent

>>72108393
It's not that hard. I helped my sister raise her kid. You just show them affection and make sure you don't drop them.

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Welp time for bed buds
Nn

Gimme (you),
Gimme file,
Gimme that which I desire,
Ooh!

>>72108511
Okay

>>72108219
Watch Wrong if you haven't

>>72108535
Thabks

>>72108575
One more before I go to bed.

>>72108275
What is going on in this picture? What is the source?

>>72108685
Sleep tight

>>72108478
wow, if only I had a girl like that in my life. maybe I wouldn't be constantly screaming at myself in my head, criticizing my own flaws, belittling myself for being a nutcase that incessantly belittles himself in his head and all.
mourn for my deep sorrows and inequities.

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Some lad is getting the Bolis loudspeaker treatment a few blocks away. Apparently he's dresbassign on federal property

Fugg xDDD

Feels comfy cyberpunk/10

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>tfw 22 years old loser
>tfw never graduated highschool
>tfw no driver's license
>tfw shitty part-time minimum wage job
>tfw fat dyel
>tfw low-testosterone
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw tryin to live but it's hardly workin

Please help me. How can I become normal?

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That was a nice trip

The /cum/ trip

lol ur a cum trip

>>72110045
Fug
Stop estrogen products

>>72110045

Unironically work out 5 times a week. First 2 weeks just start walking for 45 mins a day to shake off the unending desire to curl up and sleep.

Next two weeks, supplement the walking with basic calisthenics every day and running for half an hour (doesn't have to be continuous, alternate with walking at your discretion.)

The most important things during this first month are to have a healthy sleep schedule, to accomplish one goal every day (can be literally anything, but it's the foundation of building a schedule,) and to improve your diet. You don't have to go full /fit/ unless you feel comfortable doing so, but cut out 90% of alcohol consumption and eat 2-3 small meals a day. Don't fall for the 'well I worked out so I can get lots of burger' meme.

Do this right and you'll have lost 20-30 pounds.

After that, you'll be in a position to start proper workouts depending on where you are, (consult /fit/).

Don't try going from zero to 100. Take it slow and build the groundwork. In three months you'll be feeling much better.

At that point, finish high school and enroll in a two-year college. Play your cards and your grades right and you can transition from that to anywhere.

You got this :3

>>72110853
thanks, it's just a copypasta that some canadian likes to post, but thanks.

>>72110853
>>72110890
some anon made it into a song, it's pretty good desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QYkYvYgQ2p

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>>72110890
>>72110927

>tfw all constructive posts will be lost in time, like tears... In the rain - time to go to class.

Have a good morning anons

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Post american meme

This is new meme represent russians)

>>72111500
No that's periwinkle

>tfw spanish test today
God I hate Spanish

So, if prisons are a business like any other in the US, trying to maximize profit, why dont they feed the prisoners with a vegan like low calorie diet? Its bound to be cheaper to feed the 101 forms of cabbage. Also, no one can can make sick gainz with that amount of energy intake, so instead of being breeding grounds for buff gangsters, they have a more docile population.

America please help Finland get more freedom burgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVqR-XfhR1o

>>72111942
I would imagine they just wouldn't be very happy with it. Also, vegans don't get nutritional value for shit without being more expensive than mystery meat and gravy.

going to have to skip my chem quiz today bros haha

Why is every dunkin donuts and subway ran by Indians

Even my hometown of 2500 people, 95% white is like this

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why am I up so early?

>>72112217
They can be unhappy all they want when they have 120 pounds each. But I guess mystery sludge could give cabbage a run for its money in terms of cost.

>>72112849
Waking up later than 8 AM is degenerate

>>72112849
>he doesn't go to bed at 9 and wake up at 5

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Why is my internet slow?

>>72113559
because ISPs are run by the kikes

>>72113810
We have no monopolies here, but we still have lame connection compared to other states

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why can't all capeshit be this good

why is all of it quips and CGI shit fests

>>72112736
Why are all the gas stations in my town run by Iranians

Is some one poker pro in here and can recommend some books to get good in poker?

>>72115052
>>72115052
>>72115052
come share your cute accents :33

Heard there were memes up north.

>>72110138
Not bad lad

Lads... please tell me you are struggling with school / love / life
I can't be the only one... so alone..

Tom Brady hnnnng

>>72107222
I dont do drugs (except weed)

>>72116351
School was easy but I quit grad school last year... By just not showing up or being in contact at all with my advisor for like a year....


I'm now destitute, living with a room mate, no job, no love life cause who would want a piece of this? lol


But my life is so leisurely and stress free I'm happy :D
It's all in your head m8, happiness and contentment is a state of mind.

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QUICK, HAND OVER THE BURGERS

>>72110138
Why do americums have The Parthenon on their money?

>>72116529
Thanks. Do you have any words to make me get up and do my 7 page film essay before its due on wednesday?

>>72116687
no *kisses on mouth*

Any farmers here? Do you like your lifestyle?

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>>72116351
been stuck in second semester of university for quite some time

avoidant personality disorder + depression make me not attend my classes and thus i'm failing for the third time

Think I had dts yesterday I don't remember a thing from it

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[spoiler] International Culture [/spoiler]

Any girls post here?

>>72118253
Me haha

>>72118372
post vocaroo and I'll be the judge of that ma'am

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my cat keeps sneaking out of the house and keeps leaving dead fucking mice on my doorstep and my neighbors are being super anal about it, ama
>pic related, the lazy asshole

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>playing witcher 3
>get to part where you have to let them torture triss to get info from the witch hunters

the rage

>>72118603
good cat
tell your neighbor to get a life

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>>72118603
he looks like a total hissbag.

Haha is canada cute? I'm asking for a friend haha

sports are for losers

spores are for losers

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>>72118715

help i got my dick trapper in a chinese finger trap

>>72118765
*gives you pain*

>>72118788
Just get a boner lad

>>72118694
he's not actually. all he does is just sleep all day and leaves the house at night to kill more mice

>>72118959
I can't get a boner just like that you know, I need to be turned on first

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woke up from a good dream

>>72118998
*sends you a pic of me*

>>72119045
*throws up*

>>72119038
Was it the dream that your mom was shitting spaghetti on your face

>>72119078
I hate you flames!
Ok how about this one
*sends you a naked pic of me*

*actionposts*

dumb amerimonkeys

*actionposts some more*

>>72119258
dumb britshart faggot cancerteeth

>>72119258
FOB

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>go to walmart
>lardass and lard daughter in front of me getting lunch meat
>little lard daughter grabs a bag of presliced kraft cheddar for sandwiches
>NAW HUNNY YEW PUT THAT FANCY CHEESE BACK WERE GETTIN VELVEETA THIS WEEK

>>72119287
>>72119331
*sucker punches you*

>>72116351
yeah, only first year and I already had to give up my life for non stop studying. Worst part is that it isn't going to get any better, each year is only harder than the last

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>>72119391
>going to walmart

>>72119391
ah yes

yanks

*does a seizure*

>>72119669
Do you need help

>>72119700
No, let him die

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probably the only one in these threads old enough to remember jolt

fucking kids

>>72119787
This tbqh

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>>72119946
lol old man

>>72119946
>not RC cola

>>72119965
I'm jokin bb

>>72117811
What is dts

cant wake up

>>72120207
Wake me up inside

I'm 21 and still live with my parents while attending college. Is that weird? I don't think it's weird.

>>72120319
no

I'm just a sensitive young man looking for love

P-pls join our server
It's /int/ related but with some ""diversity"" as well. I'm sure you'll find something you like))))
https://discord.gg/sBC28X4

Showing emotions is for homosexuals

>>72120153
Delerium tremens

>>72120047
I'm not

>>72120517
Is that the emotion of jealousy I detect?

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>>72108756

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>>72120593
Why would I be jealous?

>>72120291
but i literally cant

slept all day

>>72120572
Never heard of it :^)

>>72120811
Bit rude

I realized the longest interaction that i have with normies everyday is probably the few minutes i spend in here.

>>72120517

EU attitude, enjoy your suicide.

Should I make a tinder if I'm hiding from my high school friends because we still live in the same area?
I want to lie low but I also want human companionship.

>>72120517
I wish I wasn't

>>72120870
False. Expression a lack of knowledge is not rude.
Pls tell me more about your defect.

>>72120936
*action posts your benis*
:^]

>>72120628
Because you are gay on the inside and want to let it out

>>72120886
Dont do it tinder is only useful if youre a chad like me

>>72120941
It wasn't what you said but the way you said it lad

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>lad

About to go in for a job interview where I'm unqualified. Pls give me your strength.

>>72121170
*withholds strength*
Pssh nothin personnel

>>72119991
Good taste

>>72121170
Ganbatte

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>vapeposting

>>72121139
>DTS is a dumb disease for weeb children
t.wikipedia

Sorry for your hardships m8

lonely young man seeks gf to replace his mommy

>>72121409
Very rude post

wish i could easily find weed in my town

>>72121233
*steals your strength*

>>72121170
*gives you stolen strength*

>>72121501
Why don't you talk to the local desperados mi hombre

>>72121468
Truth hurts.
Your post doesnt hurt me because it's not true.

>>72121511
*dies*

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Summoning Mongolia.

There has never been an Italian American President

End the oppression of my people

>>72121593
*Physically hurts you*

we need an lonely virgin president

>>72121703
Good post

anyone want to be my gf

if i just keep posting about how i want a gf a girl is surely bound to read my posts and want to be my gf

>>72122026
I will
But I'm a boi

>>72122083
ur a gf now so ur a gril

>>72121827
*blocks your blows*
heh. good think I mastered the blade

>>72122083
*ravages boi*

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Gf just sent me this

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Gf just sent me this
Wowza

>>72122669
taylor swift is the worst product to come from pennsylvania

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>>72122728
She's perfect though

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>taytay posters

*looks at everyone confused*

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really wish i had a gf, buds

>>72122991
Having a gf is nice

>>72123015
i can imagine

>>72107862
who's going to be president after trump? donald jr or eric?

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>woke up today with severe liver/kidney pain

going to be an exciting day buds

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>>72123123
i hope you get better asap!

Really bad ore throat boys
I can hardly swallow

>>72123123
Go to a doctor

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*walks toward you*

>>72123236
*shows you my ass*

>>72123211
*sticks medicine down your throat*
mmm get well soon :*)

>>72123260
Why are all danes so slutty?

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just took a pork chop out of my pocket and started eating it

>>72123317
they arent called little sweden for nothing

>>72123015
No it isn't

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>>72123260
>>72123340
>mfw the danish run out of lego money and their socialist government collapses

>>72123113
Tim Scott

ah yes
the ol' cide

>>72123375
gay

>>72123015
that kind of depends, doesn't it?

>>72123421
Women are inferior beings

>>72123397
danes are fucking scum
top normies
i spend a week with my danish friend
they fucking go out to drink every fucking day

>>72123438
they're like cute little pets

>>72123404
people are never going to vote for another black guy after the first try turned out to be easily the worst president in history

>>72123472
Obongo wasn't even half black. At least Tim wasn't raised by rabid communists

>>72123459
Stop settling for less

I want to put my benis in a dane

>>72123507
>Obongo wasn't even half black
wasnt his dad a full blooded black?

made a controversial post

>>72123601
Also please tell me how to make a Tuna Melt Sandwich

>>72123532

bestiality is illegal in america

>>72123589
>Barack HUSSEIN Obama
Sounds Arab to me

>>72122614
That is just disgusting

Go back three years and she would have been called a disfigured monkey

The whole thicc shit is the worst forced meme I have seen in a long time

>D-DAT GLO UP

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>72123711

jerked off to trap doujin

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>>72123711
>>72123798
This is what happens when the United States fucks up the oil market. We're producing so much fucking oil no one knows what to do with the surplus.

>>72123859
save it for later

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>>72123859
>Arabs flood the market to try to destroy shale
>this is America's fault

>>72123834
But was it Shimakaze

>>72123859
>>72123925
>obama doesn't know how to into fixing the economy
>decides to start producing shit tons of oil
>ends up fucking the global economy because of it
>gets credited as a bastion of clean energy

>>72123859
>>72123798
it has nothing to do with that, most Canadian banks are doing okay today (even if the TSX as a whole is down because of a drop in oil prices), it's because a story came this morning about about employees of that specific bank breaking the law and being very unethical with customers in order to meet their extremely stringent quotas imposed by the bank. Also, the bank' stock was doing extremely well recently, so it was probably overvalued to begin with.

>tfw you will never start the race war

>>72124027
no

https://exhentai.org/g/1033239/9d35190c22/

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>>72123925
The opposite. OPEC actually opt to cut back production because it was affecting their bottom line. Originally they wanted to fuck America's shit up but ultimately failed. Now the United States has come back with a vengeance and is exporting millions of barrels of crude oil.

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stop drinking tap water
avoid using plastic with anything hot
avoid drinking anything from cans
stop using canned goods
stop using 'medicine', if you have a headache drink water and take a nap
start doing some sort of exercise

>>72107200
is this the bardeen quad?
a-asking for a friend

>>72124159
>stop drinking tap water
no

>>72123834
reckon it's time to kill yourself for being a faggot

>>72124123
>Originally they wanted to fuck America's shit up but ultimately failed
part of that has to do with the timing being very bad, seeing as at the very same time the West eased its sanctions on Iran

All in all, Ar*bs got #rekt. It's just a shame that the Gulf Arabs were smart enough to end their economic reliance on oil a while ago (especially since fucking useless and retarded Cucknadian governments completely failed to do so, especially the Albertan provincial governments over the years).

what is obongo up do these days?

*insults canada and finland*

>>72124240
Spying on trump and planning a revolution

>>72124214
le chemical leftovers and fluoride
get sum filters to fight the globalists

>>72124240
Sending out letters on Women's Day and living in DC instead of fucking off back to Shitcongo

>>72124269
I do filter my water

>>72124318
>>72124318
>>72124318
>>72124318
New

>>72124306
isn't he hawaiian?

>>72124269
t. A?Ex jones

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>>72124308
good

>>72124240
nigger stuf

>>72124333
btfo

>>72124345
hes right about few things but hes part of the controlled opposition so gotta be careful

>>72124392
>>72124392
>>72124392
New

>>72124341
He was born in Hawaii, but he was the Senator from Illinois

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>>72124269
>implying filters will save you

>>72108478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD4sxxoJGkA

>>72123015
Wrong