What's the worst European country?

>how do I immigrate to the USA

uk 51st state when

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>>72104438
>Greece
>Get a loan

>>72104438
This entire map is fucking gold.
>Serbia
>how do I regain Kosovo?
So is every Serbian trying to figure out how to launch their own personal crusade?

Also:
>Croatia
>how do I have sex?

Eastern Poland its literally worse than moldavia + ukraine

canada

>>72105011
That explains why you all want to buy guns then. Either to defend yourself with or to commit suicide.

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>>72105046
Poland has strict gun laws. Also don't respond to Marcel, Jew..

I am happy to offer my services to Croatia

>>72104438
>murdertugal

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>Moldova
>Slovenia
>Iceland
>Bulgaria

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>>72104438
>Belarus
>How do I learn Russian
Country where only few people can speak belarussian and everyone speaks Russian.
hmmm, really good map tho

>>72105011
Why?

>Slovenia
>Serbia
>Bulgaria
>Greece
>Cucksovo
>Macedonia
>Moldova

HAHAHAHAHA

>Portugal
>France

Now that's scary

Oh my god the balkans

>Slovenia
>Croatia
>Serbia
>Montenegro
>Albania
>Bulgaria

>>72104438
>Portumurders

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>>72104438
>Germans are literally mouthbreathers

so they picked random funny phrases and then found which country was the one that googled them the most or what?

That map is definitely real.
No way someone would make it up.

>>72104438
>Fatvia

>>72104438
No way this shit isn't memes

>>72104438
>Moldavia
Kek

>Russia
Based Russia
Truely a warrior-nation

>Czech
Typical

>Turkey
Typical


>Croatia
More like Virgroatia

>Greece
PAY DEBT FIRST

>Serbia
Kek

>Slovenia
Are you alrite ?

>>72104438
>Estland

Suicial much?

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>poor bullied montenigrini men

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>be belgian
>see a terrorist

>MountNig

Do serbs regret letting they go?

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>greece
>serbia
>turkey
>moldova
>belgium

do you idiots seriously think that map is not fake?

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>>72104438
Post yours shitheads.

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>mfw euros are just a bunch of autists

>>72105495
They check what the first autocomplete for "How do I..." on Google in each country. The top result is the most commonly searched.

>Portugal

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>>72105636

>>72105636
>how do i get a passport

>>72105667
wew

>>72104438
Deutschland
Because always destroys Europe.

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>>72104438
Mmmh, the spanish one doesn't make sense because we translate that as cómo, cómo hacer para or cómo hago para and I don't get ¿Cómo consigo un trabajo? Or ¿Cómo hago para obtener un trabajo? And in Google Trend I can't find anything similar. I think it was just meme'd.

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>>72104438
>Albania
>Slovenia

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>>72105636
I already know how to do the last two of mine, proud boy :3

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>>72105011
You mean 'Western Poland"?

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>>72104438
Source on the data? Because it looks like total bullshit. Tested it with a couple of proxies and local/global google addresses.

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> mfw Hungary and the Balkans
Please never change, lads.

>>72105636
I can't do that in my language, and if I do it in english it won't give me Argentina related results.

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>>72104438
>Montenegro
>How do i stand up to my wife

>>72104438
>how do I rock

what did they mean by this

Denmark

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>>72104438
This map is too fucking gold to be true

>>72104438
>kill without being caught
jesus christ!

>>72104438
>Czech
>star in pornos
Has the meme got too far?

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> ywn have a Montenegrin wife to enjoy irl femdom with

>>72110222

Is fake

>>72105510
people have become very health conscious over here these past few years

>>72110474
it's a fake map you stupid potatonigger

Ireland, Hungary, Lithuania, and Austria are the best judging by that pic.

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>>72105636

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>>72105636
I love how it basically tells a story

>>72104979
plz someone help

>>72111016
I can help you ;3

>>72104438
Vatican

>>72104438
>Lithuania
>Serbia
>Montenegro
>Greece
>Turkey
>Croatia
>Czech Republic
>Albania
>Portugal

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>>72110446
mah nigga

>>72111332
Don't you understand that that map magically fits every country's steriotypes?

>>72111228
are you a girl?

>>72111367
oops dammit isn't this a blue board

>>72111377
only for romania, turkey, serbia, greece, sweden, germany, belgium, spain, and switzerland

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>>72105636
send help

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>>72111508

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>>72105636
How can I become pregnant
How can I know if I'm pregnant
How can I sleep fast

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>>72111508
>get to draenor

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>>72111581
First its a bunch of Feels
Then some autist can't find their way to draenor lmao.

France

>>72110446
>four years ago
>obtain german gf
>turns out she's total nympho
>life is good
>slowly turns comes out as being into both submission and dominance
>switching it up, doing femdom stuff and sub stuff
>sometimes edging, sometimes crushing her nips in clothes-pegs and choking her with a belt, sometimes pegging, sometimes stuffing a buttplug in her and going to the movies
>three years later
>some romanian-turkish guy shows up and is trying to hang out with her all the time
>things are okay for a bit
>then he won't shut up about getting with her
>she asks me what we should do bc she wants to fuck him
>tell her no, you can be with me and sleep with only me or you can dump me
>"whatever I want to explore other men anyways and he says he'll let me"
>get dumped
fml

*teleports behind you*

>>72105636
>how can i make money online

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>>72105636
Hmmmmmmmmmm

>>72111777
>german girls

rookie mistake

>>72105636
If i type it in Finnish, the first results are
>how do i learn
>how do i communicate
>how can i affect the global warming
>how do i feel everything

>>72111508
I get the same thing.

>>72105642
the problem is that it assumes that everyone would google in english.

or did they type "how do I" in the language of each country and translate the results?

>>72105486
Everyone mouthbreathes when they're alone, it has nothing to do with choking. People only breathe with their mouth closed when they're around other people because it looks better. It's like how you don't pick your nose in public, but you do it at home in the bathroom after you wake up. Or how most people enjoy brushing their fingers through their own hair because it feels so good you start making an orgasm face, but you don't do it in public because it's embarrassing. It must be some other issue that makes them choke. It's probably all the chain smoking that us Germans do.

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Okay, time to get serious.

Post yours, but in your native language.

Here's mine:

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>>72104438
Progression to ascended status:
>Bulgaria
>Macedonia
>Austria
>Netherlands
>Hungary
>Slovenia
>Ireland

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>>72105636
>how do I get to
>how do I love thee
>how do I look
>how do I get to the post office
In Italian "come fare per"
>how do I lose weight
>how do I speak to a phone company operator
>how do I get an abortion
>how do I stop snoring

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>>72113630
It's kind of tricky to translate "how do I" into Russian, but here
>how can I help
>how should I address you
>how can I help the environment
>how can I get Russian citizenship
>how to pass exam
>what do I do
>how can I make you like me
>how can I die
>what haircut can I get
>how can I lose weight

>>72109290
>literally half of the country is stolen clay

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72113580
>Everyone mouthbreathes when they're alone
no

>>72111777
> german gf
I found the line giving the error.

>>72115129
delete this

>>72113580
>Everyone mouthbreathes when they're alone, it has nothing to do with choking. People only breathe with their mouth closed when they're around other people because it looks better.
That's completely false. I only breathe with my mouth open if I'm working out hard enough to increase my breathing.

>>72114982
>>72116158
this is an anonymous imageboard. you don't have to lie

>>72104438
>Spain
>get a job
>Germany
>breathe without choking
>Montenegro
>stand up to my wife

I'm fucking dead.

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>>72116288
I'm alone right now and not mouth breathing. My nose is even a bit stuffed and I'm still not mouth breathing.

Just accept your faults, mouthbreather.

>>72116288
Why are Germans subhuman mouth breathers? I'm glad I'm not 100% German muh-heritage or I too may be a disgusting mouth breather.

>>72113580
lol everyone laugh at the fucking mouth breather

>>72116396
>>72116459
>>72116715
this can't be real.

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>>72113380
Not trying to be a party pooper but it seems the image is just what an anon thought would be funny and not real.

Neither an English or Greek Google search returned the first result the OP claims.

>>72104438
>fight isis
Just makes the appearance if someone of russians asks where is their money.
%im pretty hungry, suka, and using my neighbour's wifi%

to those that are confused, these types of pictures are usually made by taking a list of odd questions people might google and then seeing which country googles each most

if it was just the top "how do I..." gopgle for each country it'd be alot more mundane

>>72116840
It is. I am appalled by this horrendous disability of my fellow Germans.

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>>72104438
why isn't it australia?
is it harder to move to america?

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>>72105636
wat

It's sad really.We have the biggest number of woman on man domestic abuse,Its not due to the fact that we are pussies but our woman are like any other except that when they say they will punch you in the face and laugh while they say that,they will actually fucking punch you in the face..

meme map

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>>72105636

>>72111386
yes i am a girl(male)

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>>72105636
>tfw I'll never get a qt girl on her own, bring her back to my place and buy premium bonds.

>>72104979
this

full of memes

>how do I star in pornos
for Czechia
>how do I avoid Roma
for Gypstan
>how do I immigrate to Germany
for Turks

only we got a shitty meaningless question among the good memes

wtf?

>bodyunderthefloortugal

in Hungarian I got:

>how can I get fat
and
>how can I hack a facebook account

>>72117924
Be my gf plzzz

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>>72117769
>how do i complete the session in the university
>what should i do
>how can i get home

Pooland

this is how bad everything is here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCq2hJp48JY

Slovenia by far, we have rape forests, do yourself a favour and don't come here

>>72104438
yeah man this looks totally legit, not fake at all.

saged and hidden

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>>72105636
Did it in Portuguese

>how can I vomit potatoes
>how do I delete a my Facebook
>how do I delete Facebook
>how do I make a Facebook account
>how to download music

>how can i vomit potatoes
What the fuck? Is this a meme or one of those stupid challenges or what?

>>72104438
why am I not surprised

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>>72105636
>how to cook rice
>how to make money
>how to cure sinusitis
>how to cure tonsillitis
>how to make a CV
>how to gain weight
>how to undeclare yourself from Lithuania
>how to fall asleep
>how to cook buckwheat
>how to write a letter

>>72104438
> immigrate
> from
The British being grammatical retards again? You can have them.

>>72117568
I thought it was harder to move to Australia?

>>72121113
i did too

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>>72104438
>>72111914
>>72112475