>Canadian tells you he has a great joke.
>American tells you he doesn't celebrate Easter
>>72102217
I don't even know what an easter is but it sounds gay as fuck
>>72102217
>>72102202
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear
>>72102243
>>72102202
I'd make that face too if "great" was the best a person of Canadia could do.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
...
Light blue.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
An American who needs a bath.
>>72103788
How do you convince Americans to get involved in a war?
Tell them it's nearly finished.
>>72103966
Damn
>>72103966
>>72103966
kek
>>72103966
>>72103788
>>72102970
>>72102768
i laughed but i have autism
>>72103966
Why is American beer like making love in canoe?
It's fucking close to water.
>>72104167
Fucking kek
>american tells you of his new pet
>...
>>72102217
America celebrates higher causes.
>>72102768
>>72102970
>>72103966
>>72104167
An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light" The bartender replies "you're American aren't you? They guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or my accent?" To which the bartender looks up and replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."
>>72104806
please dont post my prime minister or past prime ministers ever again
>>72102768
>>72102788
two of my creations posted in a row
im pretty good
>>72103966
>be american
>*sharts in mart*
'nadians going in
>>72103966
Well this wasn't bad at all