cara
I like sweden and think it's a nice country
is a slag
>>72097864
delete
>>72097841
reminds me of coming back to school after the summer holidays and being ready to work really hard
usually lasted about 3 days
>tfw chatting with the soon-to-be-bf
I think I'm in, boys
>>72097895
sure, just stay out of the cities
the same goes for any country really
babestation
>>72097922
faggot
>>72097797
>all those shite phones will work perfectly fine
Ah yes let me wait 4 minutes to turn the phone on
Ah yes chrome is lagging . ahh yes.
weebs should be killed en masse
need a caty cole gf
>>72097891
my now 3 year old oneplusone still works like day 1 desu all these i very much doubt the phones in the 150-200 range now will be worse
who here has been to a 3rd world country
i've only done sri lanka
nice people & great food but some of the most uncivilised weather i've experienced
there's no need for it to be that humid
>scotland had vandal gangs
fascinating, what mysterious people the celts are
>>72097922
thumbnail looks like a duck
Reddit killed /pol/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuel_protests_in_the_United_Kingdom#2000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_firefighter_dispute_2002%E2%80%9303
anyone remember these events?
syuzy
*buys shite phone with shite specs because its cheap*
durr im only going to use internets xD i dont ned expensife fone !
*its slow and fucking shit*
WTF ??????????
fancy dress ideas:
>david byrne suit
>hawaiian shirt
>gaussian blur pattern
just doing a think about all the mistakes ive made in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBjsFAyiwA
Is this the type of poster that keeps saying "Gass the taigs"?
i'm straight but I've had dick in my mouth ngl
test
>>72097989
hmmmmmm
>>72097950
lived in the philippines for 3 years
>>72097971
need to spaff in her gob through the glory hole down below
>>72097977
is he ok
>>72097975
>david byrne suit
>>72097946
t. rugby player and his 9 m8s
>>72097977
>trying to get to sleep
>remember embarrassing thing I did when I was 16
BREEDERS GET OUT
>>72097950
I've been to northern Ireland twice yes
They need our help poor things
fuck everyone in this thread
lmao anyone just watch jeopardy
poor middle qt did a stupid in the end, she would have won too
now we're stuck with the neet thicc-o
>>72098026
yeah thats literally what i happening right now.
fucking want to top myself
>>72097950
cuba
>>72098008
he's better than ok my friend
>>72098026
used to do this but now I fall asleep listening to podcasts
>>72098028
get aids, disgusting shit dick fag
>>72097957
fake news
>>72098039
what is shit I don't care about
>>72097950
mexico
roughed up a few betos, great time
>>72098049
what podcasts, I need some new ones
atm I just listen to a rotation of
>edgy right wing politics
>american comedians
>football
>>72097950
vanuatu and paris
>>72097950
the north!!!!!! xxxx)))0)))00000000
>>72097989
same
had my dick in another lad's mouth as well
we were 9
>>72098079
hope you're listening to molyneux
>>72098079
chapo trap house
>>72098097
remember when he got btfo by a 21 year old sociology student who spoke english as a second language
>>72098097
I like his interviews but molyneux alone is not my jam
will shortly be igniting something
>>72098028
why? theyre a good band
>>72098097
>>72098054
in all seriousness i wish to shag susan
anyway, goodnight lads
>>72098116
link please mate
>>72098131
Give us a hit then la
>>72098116
>>72098030
enjoy it while it lasts padraig, hard border soon:^)
>>72098079
nothing obscure desu just Joe Rogan and history podcasts (like history of rome)
>>72098150
ni niiiii
>>72098026
got into an argument about religion on facebook when i was like 17
still want to kill myself every time i remember it
>>72098030
>northern Ireland
No such thing
>>72098139
youtube had just introduced their new comments system and he was quoting someone
just goes to show how DESPERATE the commy redditors are in these threads, spreading disinformation. SAD!
>>72098153
I hope you're not on wifi because you're gonna have to stick an ethernet cable into your lungs
>>72098151
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GKczW14EO_w
>>72098184
he did it via google+, not youtube
>>72098168
my go-to cringeworthy memory is going into battle of the bands at my school and forgetting the lyrics mid song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74d3gWJOV-4
>>72098199
yeah keep it up mate, you don't look absolutely pathetic at all
>>72098051
but your mum told me she was busy tonight
>Google bought YouTube in 2006
>>72098163
dan carlin?
starting to doubt i'll ever get a brexit gf
What's a plonka lads?
Really want to get a gf and have children.
what's a tosser lads
>>72098252
>my wife's name
aka your wife's father's name
>>72098260
bear with it
>>72098231
>says the lad defending molyneux
SCREAMING
>>72098271
you'll need a wife before kids mate
>>72098270
when you drop a massive deuce and makes a plonking sound and splashes your jap's eye with water
>>72098291
Nah
>>72098282
>>72098279
same as wanker
>>72098270
an idiot
guess this thriving metropolis
who here /huddersfield/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7WdvzITaLk
>>72098311
Bulgaria or some shitheap like that
>>72098311
looks grim and eastern european, i'm guessing russia
absolutely howling at this rasheed trying to spread disinfo about molly
>>72098311
texas or new mexico
>>72098218
>>72098168
mine would be the conversations with girls. I deadset reckon I'd brain myself with a brick if I ever red those that chatlogs but thankfully they're gone forever
>>72098314
>fuck the tile, I'm the only man who can do the fucking mile
>>72098351
he doesn't really need to because molymeme exposes himself as retarded with arguments riddled with fallacies nearly every month
>>72098243
yeah
son of a bitch
>>72098403
>>72098311
bolivia
anime is stupid
>>72098351
can i just rant for a minute
thanks
>>72098446
quite literally me on the right
https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/
Why do good looking women post here
Ego boosting cunts
>>72098444
delete this mate
>>72098419
he looks better in the sopranos
lads in my first year at uni i discovered the best way to get through pre drinks is just mixing vodka with undiluted squash
can't even taste the voddy
>>72098446
>that kid on the right
Did one of you autists really dress up like that guy and reenact his pose for a picture?
>>72098476
it's vodka m8
>>72098329
>>72098350
>>72098359
>>72098436
no, its mongolia
>>72098444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABC5TRSj9gE
>>72098311
mongolia
found this old picture in my grandfather's attic after he died
>>72098476
>not just getting a VK mixed pack for pre drinks
is it dolphin in a bathtub?
the doc put me on bipolar meds and they're making me feel weird lads
>>72098530
Wont lie I chuckled
>>72098556
your poles are uniting
>>72098556
if they're bipolar meds then they're probably making you feel bipolar you DINK
every time a film has a scene of a guy shaving, he will always cut himself, every time
this is insane
>>72098550
>why yes i am a billionaire
>>72098555
daily maaaaaaaaaaaaauhl
>>72098555
watched it recently only to hear an out of place 9/11 joke by clare balding
>>72098603
me in the field
>>72098603
isn't mongolia the least densely populated country in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsvHQCTgHvg
>>72098603
me behind the tree on the edge of the horizon
>>72097864
DADDY COME CHANGE MY PANTS I POOPED AND PEED THEM AGAIN
>>72098603
me driving the car
might post a willy pic later so as to annoy janny
>>72098603
makes me want to ride some horses with the lads
got ocd but only when playing video games, my real life is a complete mess but i don't care
lads im in hong kong for a couple of months this summer and have enough money to visit one other SEA city, where should i go?
>>72098675
post it now!!~
>>72098684
melbourne
>>72098684
atlantis
>>72098684
Singapore
>>72098706
this
>>72098684
Vietnam lad
*nudge*
>>72098685
he's gonna freak when he finds out he has to clean up after me for no monetary compensation
>>72098717
was considering vietnam but the nudge makes me apprehensive
why are you nudging me
>>72098709
wont singapore just be identical to hong kong though?
the ol' gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w1rTnWUGj4
>>72098684
denpasar *sniggers*
How you feeling lads?
>>72098734
hehe you know lad
*wink*
>>72098717
*uninstalls messenger plus in frustration*
>>72098754
what are you trying to tell me, patrick
gf just sent me this
>>72098773
revolting paki
>>72098738
shit
feel ugly
probably am
>>72098732
>>72098738
emotionally overwhelmed
>>72098773
>40 years old
mummy
girl in my macro class today wore shorts and flip flops
could not focus, feels like its been so long since i saw a womans smooth legs and feet
need a ditty gyal to wine pon mi cocky
>>72098738
I'm gay and I found out my best friend really hates gay people.
Don't know how to deal with this.
>>72098855
Should have swaggered up and wooed her mate.
>the most succesful team in the welsh football league is based in england
absolutely howling, what even is the point in not just being part of the english pyramid
>>72098868
admit you are gay to him, I'm sure that'll go really well. fag
>>72098868
bum him to assert dominance
got 2 fingers up me bum as i type this
>>72098856
hello nigger
>>72098868
bend him over and assert your dominance
become fully aware of your own body language in public and you have to control it manually
aaaa every day i swear
Why does getting fucked up the arse feel so good if it's so wrong?
>>72098968
Now Nigel spends his days brown nosing Trump.
>>72098999
>implying you wouldn't brown nose the most powerful man in the world if you had a chance
did the term brown nosing originate from people having their nose up people they suck up to's arse
Just had a bit of heated debate with the flatmate lads.
He reckons people that have any mental problems diagnosed should be monitored online by law. Even like OCD and stuff. For their own safety and others.
Bit Orwellian that, no?
>>72097364
Eastern Thrákē, Smyrna and Constantinople are rightfully Hellenic territories.
>>72099038
I also have theorized this.
>>72099043
your flatmate is a spastic
>>72099038
>>72099063
>flags
pottery
>>72099038
Yes that's literally what it means
you're so far up someones arse your nose goes brown
>>72099038
obviously
unironically think people with severe disabilities should be killed at birth
what music are you into atm
I can't get enough of this 80s revival shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsXxoBuF7Do
>tfw he's still in business
>>72099104
feeling suicidal eh lad
>tfw muscular but have soft skin so i don't even look masculine
>>72099121
same
the 80s/90s were a happier time
>>72099104
they die out through natural selection anyway, you ever hear of spastics breeding?
Will Toilet Bog Fart make it to 2018 lads?
>>72099104
same
hope people will finally give up on muh feelings and accept eugenics as a good thing
>>72099141
>no internet
you would have been alone and sad instead of partaking in top banter with the lads
>hope people will finally give up on muh feelings and accept eugenics as a good thing
>tfw small willy
>>72099149
saw a news story on 60 minutes or a current affair or one of those shows about 2 downies getting married and planning to have kids
hope people will finally give up on muh feelings and accept eugenics as a good thing
>>72099104
https://soundcloud.com/kef-lavik
YOU will never understand this
>>72099185
i would have been a useless fuckup regardless of the decade i was born in
>>72099151
Yes
He hasn't commited any crime.
>>72097864
I want to lick Yukari's armpits
>>72099232
except for tax evasion and breaking sanctions
>>72099217
dont care iceland is shit m8
hope people will finally give up on muh eugenics and accept muh feelings as a good thing
>>72099241
No evidence he has done either of these things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymm3A5lSGwo
>>72099217
AH HEET ICELAAAND
>>72099244
come at me paki
Why do Yanks love our general so much? Why can't they get enough of British culture?
>>72099241
fake news
(go Gauchos)
got called a shithead in subway
>>72099282
iceland is genuinely a shit country
>>72099287
our culture dates back thousands of years. yanks have daddy issues so they turn to us (we are their daddy)
>>72099217
>generic soundcloud rappers
>>72099312
t. shithead
had a friend about 10 years ago who had a sister who was wheelchair-bound, could barely move her arms and constantly drooling all over herself, and looked about 12 but was actually 25, saddest thing i've ever seen
it's morally irresponsible to allow these people to live
who is the mummy of the yanks??
tfw to intelligent too succeed
called someone a shithead in subway earlier
>>72099330
SOMEONE HATPOST THIS QUICK BEFORE I'M OFFENDED!!!!
>>72099343
Hillary
had poo on my head in subway earlier
>>72099363
hmmm...why the hell isn't their mummy their leader??
>>72099378
dolan dunk is a hillary plant
>>72099330
but killing them
that's moral as fuck
Shafted in Five Guys earlier and it went all up the windows
spooky
>>72099330
slippery slope when you start to infringe on a persons right to life despite the quality of said life.
>>72099405
>unfunny generic commentator
I think trump is funny as hell but imagine having that as your leader
>>72098868
Stop being gay.
>why yes this person will go through a lot of hardship in their life
>better simply deprive them of any existence whatsoever
>>72099412
coup de grâce m8
What would we even be talking about now if we voted to stay in the EU and Hillary won? Seems like everything in the news is either about Breggsit or Trump.
... and the moon ...
>>72099315
false
>>72099321
you should have been at the show m8
Stop eating processed foods
not so spooky
>>72099459
EMAILS (the stupid right wingers love those, only when they're by hilldawg though)
>>72099463
bin that knife lad
>>72099438
He's like a cartoon character. Still sometimes find it funny when I remember he's the President.
He's literally in the WWE hall of fame
I've had a think about the past
I think I'm an expert at pissing women off
>>72099494
this. Still not convinced he's a real person in existence not entirely dreamt up by the execs of the apprentice
>>72099469
all you talk about is awful icelandic music and drinking moonshine. sounds utterly fucking grim.
Are you gay if you've had a "gay experience" ?
>>72099459
probably asinine things like the kardashians and celebrity gossip and so on, until another plane disappeared of course and then they'd spend the next 3 months talking about that; anything to keep us distracted from our leaders shitting on our constitution and stripping us of our rights and freedoms
>>72099529
Can't concentrate on anything arghhhhhh
>tfw still got cauliflower ear from when i was young
>>72099518
ahahha dont remind me
>Donald Trump and US congress scrap rule that forced people not to dump coal mining debris into drinking water
>>72099480
that kot (or possibly koška) obviously stalking for the Timcock.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PetiteGoneWild/comments/5yhtgn/first_time_poster_scottish_53_funsized_in_general/
The gf lads
Remember lads
When they go low, we go high
say what you want about reddit but if you don't like r/gonewildaudio you're a fucking pleb
favourite weapon manufacturer in borderlands lads? for me it's gotta be vladof, with jakobs as a close second
>why are yanks so obsessed with /brit/? we never post in /cum/
>at least 1/4 of /brit/ discussion is about america
sat down and having a large think now
Trump sounded intelligent and well-spoken when he was younger. Wonder if he literally has dementia or something.
tea is boring
>>72099615
maliwan desu
>>72099597
>pizza is a vegetable
>>72099616
Weird right?
Might start a patreon so you lads can fund my excellent gimmicks for these threads
>>72099597
t. weaponised the IRS against conservatives
>>72099619
He speaks like he does because that's what appeals to republican voters
>>72099616
FOY
>notices you're wearing glasses
>why are brits so interested in the fact that we elected a WWE hall of famer who's primary news source is alex jones
>nothing to see here folks
HOWLING. Like animals at the zoo we are fascinated by your primal behaviour and rituals.
>>72099619
he realised that he can appeal more to the general public if hillbillies can understand what he's saying
>>72099637
surprised a brit knows obama did this
>when the shitiness of your life hits you
Might buy a blender to make smoothies in. Good idea or not?
reckon someone should contact the authorities
>>72099624
never saw the appeal in elemental damage desu, much prefer raw bullet power, but to each his own
>>72099597
>husband continued to finance the American war mongering machine
Ahh yes
drumpf is a stupid idiot
My Thursday night
>>72099412
to end suffering is immoral (?)
this has never happened between mates/comrades on the battlefield (?)
>>72099698
the guns look cooler
in borderlands 1 i was a big fan of the alien weapons
>>72099718
HAHAHHA XDDD DUMP THE DRUMPF
kill yourself
reminder that northerners treat visiting london like a holiday lmao
eating uncooked rice
> Look at the way the letters are arranged at the bottom of the cover, for starters. It's to emphasise the number 10, also the number of letters in the album's title. And In Rainbows came out on October 10, or 10/10, having been announced to the world just 10 days earlier with a series of 10 cryptic messages leading up to the big day.
>There's a fan theory that this is to highlight that In Rainbows is a companion album to OK Computer (working title: Zeroes and Ones, which is 01 in numerals). In fact, some fans claim that the first five tracks on In Rainbows were sonically designed to be combined with the first five songs on OK Computer, starting with Airbag, then 15 Step and alternating onwards until you stop at Karma Police. With a 10-second crossfade between songs, they seem to blend together naturally, as if on purpose.
Really get's the gears churning
just realised I'm now the age my sister was when she dumped her first bf (who she'd been with like 2 years). meanwhile I have never come CLOSE to gf
AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>72099727
build a gaming pc you silly leaf
>>72099727
Nice lad!
having some slots classics
what game is that
THEY'RE WEAPONISING THE IRS AND DROPPING IT FROM PLANES OVER ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS
>>72099732
calm down, friendo
>>72099683
I also know about fast & furious and benghazi
I bet you think i'm pretty woke
>>72099732
it's funny because nobody likes you
>>72099694
only if they are testicular smoothies.
how do you get a girl to hug you and love you like this
>>72099733
Yeah like a safari holiday
(there are lots of niggers in London)
tim is unironically living a better life than me
mad
>>72099770
yeah but I already know that
nobody has ever liked you too
weighed myself before and after a poo
that poo weighed 800 grams
think tim wants a cat but they won't let him have one
>>72099758
Cod 4 remastered
>>72099765
ok friend
>>72099790
Doubt it. Must be absolute hell inside of his head, paranoid that everyone is out to get you, completely alone other than your stuffed bears which you make up personalities for, compelled to act out the same routine each day for unknown reasons
>>72099790
my sister's schizophrenic
not a fun existence
>>72099811
>Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
>Initial release date: November 5, 2007
>2007
hahah where has my life gone
tip: the trash
how come all the main characters in the inbetweeners are white? didn't bbc make that show?
>>72099810
Proof that all cat people are mentally ill
sometimes slip a cheeky gherkin up the bum while having a wank
it stings a bit but its nice
>>72099810
imagine having this sweaty man stop outside your gate to take a picture of your window
just smashed through 2 litres of pop, a packet of chocolate biscuits and two chocolate bars
wew
>>72099827
Lmao, nice genes nigger. Enjoy ending up like Tim in a few years when yours kicks in.
james bond is comfy kino
>>72099836
Bwark Productions, firstly broadcast on Channel 4, re-run on E4 (a sister–channel).
>>72099853
fat fuck
sorry about my rudeness lad but you are a fat fuck
>>72099859
haha
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utPE5wfopgc
Bring back the witty icelad not this underage autist
>>72099592
posted a pic of my fucking forearm before on reddit and had people from that sub message me
bit odd
>>72099853
I thought Ramadan ended in July 2016.
>>72099770
i like you
>>72099941
Post your forearm
>>72100061
my post is within the top 100 on forearmporn on reddit