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Bit gay edition
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>>72097197

BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
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Atheists are dumb LOL
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Honestly, god did nothing wrong when he cleansed the holyland of the goat fucking degenerate sodomites and other such villainy.
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sup buds
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What a shitty thread.
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really makes me think
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>>72097256
Fuck off Holland (stay and be merry)
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>>72097257
caraposting should be punishable by death.
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I like cute girls
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I think I got Crohn's disease, bruhs
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>>72097277
That first paragraph is technically correct. It goes full retard after that.
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>>72097166
I didn't compare Hitler to Jesus, I compared Hitler to the father. From the new testament, Jesus really seems to be a stand up guy.

As long as Christianity is associated with the old testament and its horrific crimes, I cannot follow Jesus.
>>72097180
Am I going to hell now?
>>72097239
>Hitler
>genius
Nice meme. Please prove his genius to me
>inb4 military strategy
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Be interesting please
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Fags should be gassed
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Hey this is /cum/ geddout euros
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>>72097338
i refuse
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>>72097362
So should communists and French Canadians (same thing I know)
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>>72097337
>the old testament and its horrific crimes
>still trying to impose your morality on an omnipotent being
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>>72097389
some of em are alright
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Why do people pretend that Christians strictly adhere to the Old Testament. It's just a introduction to Jesus' reformation of Jewyism.
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nobody should be gassed
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french canadians, not communists.
Commies n fags gotta go.
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>>72097486
I've attended church for years. I know they teach the old testament as infallible along with the rest of the Bible.
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Atheism is the True American's World
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>>72097501
French Canadian girls are cute
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>>72097493
Geddout!
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>>72097371
no
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>>72097539
Atheists are cringy plebs

Deism is where it's at.
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PikaPika :3

[spoiler] International culture. [/spoiler]
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>>72097614
Never said I was white, dumb imperial scum
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>>72097627
Only if you believe in European Paganism or Native American Deism, Christianity is a cuck religion
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>>72097614
Brit more like shit haha
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>>72097678
Siri has a digital feminine penis
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>>72097690
>t. megacuck
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hijos de puta
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>>72097727
*Summons Teohilicotl*
Ancestors gib me strength
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>>72097744
children of puta?
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>tfw no French bf
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>walking from my class to my car
>see a girl I knew in high school standing and talking to another girl
>she made eye contact with me the entire time
>kept walking like an autist without saying a word
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>>72097744
*builds wall*
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>>72097763
*teleports behind you*
heh, looks like your ancestors don't have your back
*cuts your spine out*
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>>72097690
>Only if you believe in European Paganism or Native American Deism

No

>Christianity is a cuck religion

Ok?
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>be Native American pagan
>sell your land for beads and firewater
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>>72097786
*Steals your alcohol and builds a casino*
That wasn't me fool
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Ordering a pizza for the game later. Should I have some cider or pepsi and bourbon?
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>>72097838
*watches you die of Polio and TB*
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>>72097847
>drinking the carbonated Jew
The Bourbon of course
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>>72097847
PEPPERONI WITH COKE YOU FUCKING AUTIST OMFG
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>>72097807
>>72097792
>>72097786
Reeee what's your problem
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In line to see Shaun King lol
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EYO I'M FROM BROOKLYN IS YA DON'TS ONLY EAT PEPPERONI AND DRINK PEPSI ME N DA BOIS GONNA BREAK YA KNEES KAPISH
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>>72097847
Barbeque and Jalapenises
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>>72097862
I can't drink bourbon without soda though

>>72097867
I don't like coke
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>>72097875
Ask him why he lied to Oprah about being black

>>72097874
I have 30 minutes before I do things
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Real talk who's spreading this European features meme whenever someone posts a black person
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>tfw going to my cousin's wedding on Saturday
>people are going to annoy me about why I'm not married again
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*googles shaun king*
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>>72097908
>I don't like coke
THEN ORDER A DOUBLE CHEESE DEEP DISH WITH AN ORDER OF ROOT BEER
HOLY
FUCK
YOU
AUTISTIC
SHIT
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>big programming assignment due at 11:59

>only have the bare minimum started

>tfw no gf
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>>72097104
If you read at least some of it, it may answer your questions, if you want answers to them, unless you'd rather not be proven wrong. Perhaps just see 3.2 Direct Inductive Versions of the Evidential Argument from Evil. I admit these arguments are convincing enough to at least lead to Deism, the Bible is a greater read for arriving to faith in its whole. Even for non-believers, the Bible contains many worthy reads. I recommend Ecclesiastes, one of the books of wisdom. Perhaps it resonates with me since I've come from a bit of a cynical/nihilistic background. It's only 12 chapters long, but if you don't want to read it all I recommend at least chapter 7.

>because if I don't, I will go to hell?
No, but not to Heaven. There is no eternal place of suffering, this concept, like the purgatory, is solely Catholic and based entirely on tradition rather than scripture. The Catholic Church is the Great Apostasy depicted in numerous books of the Bible. Many commonly-accepted 'Christian' beliefs are not actually Christian, they are a result of tradition fusing itself in with Christian beliefs, confusing and weakening the spirit. Scripture alone is the most solid ground in faith, alongside the study of human history that the Bible foretells in detail, also showing what's still to come.

There is the grave, the lake of fire. Unsaved souls are cast there, then you are nothing. Lke the atheist's depiction of death. God takes no pleasure in punishing and tormenting souls, He wishes they all find their way to Him and He is longsuffering toward us. I empathize with your resentment, but I've learned that it's confounded spite. The Bible clears up these misconceptions.
Also, the end goal is to overcome this broken world. Remember that Satan rules over the Earth and flesh, meaning existing in Hell and death is like a possible state in this world, and that the first humans gave into his temptation in spite of God's instruction to them (that we are also meant to follow).
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>>72097955
Tell them to set you up
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>>72097964
>deep dish

eww
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>>72097874

>Reeee what's your problem

My country founded by deist ideals is full of evangelical faggots and communist turbosperg atheist faggots
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Been gone for almost a year, what's up buds.

Is Alex Shores still around?
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>>72097955
tell them you are in a relationship with a 2 dimensional cartoon girl
they'll get the picture
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>>72097994
I'm not single this time, though
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>>72098027
No
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based canadians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hovhnjlmRYU
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MY CAR WON'T START
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>>72098004
I REALIZE THAT NYC STYLE IS BETTER BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PIZZA WITH DRINKS FUCKING WORK AND YOU ARE STUPID AND I *REALLY* FUCKING HATE YOU RN
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>>72098043
Although I'm worried that they'll annoy my girlfriend as well
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>>72098062
This is the reality of life in Drumpf's America.
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>>72097978
>The Catholic Church is the Great Apostasy depicted in numerous books of the Bible.
Fucking kill yourself you cherrypicking protty faggot
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>>72098078
Geddout
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Really not digging this women meme lads
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>>72098069
I'm not even from New York.
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>>72098129
NOT AN ARGUMENT
CONSIDER SUICIDE
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>lads
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>>72098119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdX55I9WHDw
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>>72098143
nah
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I'm lonely I want a friend
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EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
GO FACK YOURSELF
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Would you rather save a cute beagle puppy or 3 El Salvador citizens?

Be honest
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>>72098144
I was thinking of buying a ManU scarf. I think looking like I'm into european soccer might make me seem smarter than the average football.
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>I was thinking of buying a ManU scarf. I think looking like I'm into european soccer might make me seem smarter than the average football.
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>>72098154
Why'd you post this?
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>>72098182
>save the beagle
>get a pet who will love you unconditionally
>save the Salvadorans
>they commit crime
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Hey Brah I'm from Cali dude. I'm hella gay and suck mexican penises all day man.
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why do black people always repeat themselves? Whenever theyre flustered they just say the same thing over and over with random interjections inbetween

"damn gonna be late again" "god damn" "gonna be late again" "shit" "really gonna be late again this time" "dayum"
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>>72098170
Shut up please
>>72098182
I've already built houses in El Salvador
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>>72098183
I have a Liverpool scarf but I hang that shit on the wall, I don't wear it
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Friendly reminder that the Ohio poster is literally a pedophile
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>>72098182
I would rather kill all four of them.

>sudacas
Die
>retarded wailing shit dog
Die
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>>72098223
AYO B GON GET SUM TIMBS B SUM TIMBS DAWG YA HEAR B?
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>>72098224
I'm afraid that doesn't answer my question
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>>72098223
No I dont, what a useless comment
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>>72098238
FAKE NEWS
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>>72098251
I misread Robert Fripp
>Kingu Crimson!
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>>72098316
where do you get these flags from?
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Canadians are just gross Americans. They even think Shark Tank is about Dragons
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>>72098280
This is a shop I can tell from the pixels and from having seen a few shops in my time
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>>72098316
How the hell are you seeing the flags?
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>>72098361
It's not a shop
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>>72098373
My mind's eye
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>>72098373
Don't let the flaggot's siren's call trap you. Flaggots should be banned. They ruined /cum/
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anyone have good porn recommendations?

moms asleep so I can jack off in peace
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>>72098335
>>72098373
Google "Extra Flags for 4chan"
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>>72098374
Well I didn't post it and all the archives are broken so I can't prove it's shopped
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Fuck flaggots tbqh
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>>72098082
I have nothing against the Catholic Church, but my point of view comes from heeding prophecy.
The Pope is the little thorn of the Fourth Beast of Daniel 7. It plucked up three of the first horns (The Vandals, Ostrogoths and Heruli) as prophesied in order to assert its Papal authority. Then the dark ages where Christians were tortured and executed by Papal Rome for following the doctrine rather than his blaspheme authority (e.g. retaining the Sabbath day on the Sabbath day, which is not Sunday and never has been, the solemnity of the Sabbath was merely transferred by the Catholic church to the venerable day of the sun by Emperor Constantine in the 4th century AD, and the Catholic church issued a statement admitting this fully). It is also the first beast of Revelation 13, the end-times Church, and Babylon. The mark of the beast will be the law of man asserting itself before the Divine Law, in the form of the acceptance of the Pope's decree of a mandatory Sunday Sabbath law. America is the second Beast of revelation 13 that will give the Pope the necessary power to put this law into effect.
Sources: scripture and history. I'll elaborate further if you're interested.
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>>72098335
reddit
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>>72098426
>it's shopped
I can 100% tell you that it's not shopped. That's how the post appeared when I pressed Print Screen.
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>>72098500
Autism.
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is this true?
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>>72098426
are those implants?
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Cumskins are very mean, very rude. :€
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>>72098534
I don't like manjaws
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>>72098527
The truth of these prophecies has been knowledge among believers for centuries.
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wasn't the ohio pedophile going to kill himself
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I hate nonwhites, to be honest my family
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>>72098558
>himself
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If you've ever made a 4chan post longer than 30 words you should kys
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>>72098512
Well there are only two Ohio Anons and you have already tried pulling this prank on the other one and he called you out on it when the archive was still up

>>72098558
I don't think you know what that word means
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>>72098539
2d is all natural
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>>72098582
I'm not lying when I say that I didn't alter the post in any photo editing software
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Gotta go do stuff buds

bye :3
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>tfw you realize this idiot, Carson, Rubio, hillary and all those other fucks were the only guys that stood a chance against Trump

Bernie was the only reasonable choice and America fucked up so bad

Why even live?
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>>72098620
later sk8er, don't smoke weed
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>>72098639
>commie was the only reasonable choice
shut the fuck up
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>>72098579
No nope no no no nope nah no nope nope no no no no no nope no way no way no nope no no nope uh uh no no nuh uh no way no how not at all NO
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>>tfw you realize this idiot, Carson, Rubio, hillary and all those other fucks were the only guys that stood a chance against Trump

>Bernie was the only reasonable choice and America fucked up so bad

>Why even live?
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>>72098500
>>72097978
There being no hell sounds much more appealing to me
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>Bernie "Free money for everybody" Sanders

>only reasonable choice
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>>72098579
i.e have ADHD-tier attention span or else you're an autist
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spicy noodles
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>>72098612
That's not to say someone else did not make the edit and you screencapped it or you made the edit outside paint/PS and screencapped it.

Stop attempting to paint the great state of Ohio in a negative light.
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>>72098661
>implying any other candidate was better
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>>72098639
Fuck off communist scum
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>Bernie was the only reasonable choice
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>>72098694
Nope, I took the screenshot of the post myself.
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>>72098701
the fat blm niggers that ran him off his own stage were better candidates than that power cuck
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>>72098678
The idea of eternal fiery torment for simply not believing is a fear-tactic set in place by the Catholic church to expand Christendom. It makes Christ seem like a sadist, any sane person would naturally never want to believe.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12497749
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>>72098639
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>>72098765
But the bible does seem to support the idea of a place of eternal torment. I have heard the argument that it doesn't exist and found it appealing in the past, but it's hard to believe considering Jesus's story about the beggar and the rich man

My number one reason for being so against christianity is the doctrine that hell is a place. Without it, I may be drawn to believe.

Am I to simply believe in that?
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Tfw ugly
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me on the far left
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Post you're senator

I'll start
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post characters that are basically you

pic related, basically me
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>>72098905
Reported for showing assholes on a blue board
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>>72098927
We could've had Geriatric Superman instead we got Geriatric Beef Jerky
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could go for some beef jerky right now
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>>72098935
I'd love to be as buff as gaston one day
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>>72098935
Me, minus the teenageness and the schizophrenia/otherwordly powers

Just a decently attractive, edgy shitlord
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>>72098927
can't wait for this socialist kike to die

gonna be a great day
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whats the best asian country for white men to fuck the local women?
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>>72098962
looks like he touches kids
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>>72099011
Sad
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>>72099036
what am I looking at here
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>>72099036
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>>72099034
Any, white people can't be robots
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>>72099058
looks like the inside of a gun
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>>72099036
>>72099062
ree where my image go
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>>72099070
wtf do robots have to do with this
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>>72099011
fuck off shillary
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>>72099070
Robots? What the fuck? This isn't Star Wars
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>>72099125
Seems like it's be really good at mowing down Ohioan pedophiles
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Just want to remind everyone that Welshman aren't people.
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>>72099147
Neither are Scottish people
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>>72099036
the bolt face/chamber of a gun with a rotating bolt and plunger ejector
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>>72099160
Debatable but until I see further evidence I'll concede.
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>>72099138
This meme is getting stale paco
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I want a gf now
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why are nogs so brainwashed
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>>72099206
You want someone to validate your self-worth who you can also fuck is what you want
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>>72099214
Fuck Drumpf
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>>72099242
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>he votes
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Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people
Hillary can still win
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>>72099242
t. millennial tard
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>>72099214
because they have extremely low IQs and are easily fooled by democrats
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>>72099297
Fuck Drumpf
Fuck white people
#ImWithHer
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uwu
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>>72099230
Yes and?
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>I don't speak Yucatec Maya
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>birthday
>sister emails me memes
>they're birthday related but still about herself somehow
a better gift would to be send nothing
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I want to punch someone. I've never had a chance to hit someone really hard before.
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>>72099409
Everything must be about oneself my dude
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>I speak a non-Indo-European language
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I think my digital British slag is upset with me because she found out I have a waifu, another British woman (non-slag variant)
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>>72099420
take some basic boxing classes
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>>72099450
>British women
Gross
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Praise Trump.
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>>72098811
>Jesus's story about the beggar and the rich man
There is one side of Sheol where the worst exist in death. The other side is for the comfort of the righteous dead until the second coming. Gehenna comes after, and is reserved for Satan, the false prophet, the beast, and the most wicked souls. The traditional depiction of damnation for simple unbelief and not being Christian holds no basis in Scripture, only tradition, but the different places after death all being translated as Hell, Hades etc. certainly makes matters confusing. People who've not embraced the Spirit return to the dust in the end, since out of the dust is where they've originated from. Saved souls are resurrected while unsaved souls are made aware of their missed opportunity for resurrection before being casted into the Lake of Fire, and before being sentenced to the grave, i.e death. There is no consciousness in death, you become nothing.
Read on the Lake of Fire, it's the place most often misinterpreted as the eternal fiery Hell.
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theyre posting porn on /g/ again
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>>72099666
I dont remember giving you permission to save this frog or to get trips
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>>72099558
And how do I know I'm not one of the most wicked souls?

Perhaps I simply fear hell because I know I am a horrible person, and I only ever became a christian out of fear of damnation.

I believe I was born evil. If I were to do good deeds, could I theoretically not be counted as one of the most wicked souls?

I am bad enough that I do not care about life after death. I do not care to see family or friends or anyone afterwards, I just want to rot and be among the dust.

It's hard to see myself as anything but a son of perdition
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>>72099701
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>>72099717
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occupy wallstreet
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Fucking post things fags
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>success

success
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>>72099966
I'm not a fag
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>>72099707
>I believe I was born evil.
I have been depraved for most of my life, but I've found no use in contemplating my own unworthiness, after months of feeling too inadequate to respond to God's calling me out of my pit.
>Isaiah 9:2—The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light: they that dwell in the land of the shadow of death, upon them hath the light shined.
+ Ephesians 2:5–7
And see:
>http://www.ignatianspirituality.com/what-is-ignatian-spirituality/god-calls-we-respond

>how do I know I'm not one of the most wicked souls?
I should elaborate further on this. It's not for the most wicked souls, my mistake, but for the lost souls that will have committed a great offense, that is receiving the mark of the beast in the end times, which is why the beast and false prophet are also sent there.
The mark of the beast will be a mandatory Sunday Sabbath law implemented by the First Beast of Revelation 13, i.e. the Papal church. If we experience the tribulation in our lifetimes and survive through it until the final 3.5 years before the Second Coming, assert God's authority over the law of man and stay home to keep the Sabbath day on Saturday. You will be put to death for it, but those who refuse the mark will rule over the earth along with Christ in the Millennial Kingdom (see Revelation 14:12 & 1 Peter 2:9)
The fourth commandment is the commandment that most of the world is already deceived on. Those who receive the mark on their foreheads will be those who do it out of allegiance to the Pope, the false Christ who asserts himself as the head of the church, which Jesus already is be, who expects to be called Father, when God commanded us to call no man on earth our Father, and claims to be able to forgive sins, which only God can do and is the reason Jesus was crucified, being tried for the blasphemy of forgiving sins. Those who receive it on their right hands will be the ones who do it apathetically out of the convenience to engage in commerce.
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What's it like living in NYC? it seems like it'd be pretty cool. just this giant city with endless skyscrapers.
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>>72100151
It's like India with buildings
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>>72099011
why hate on such a harmless guy
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>>72100151
It's like living in hell if hell had good food everywhere.
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>>72100039
See, this is where I always am lost. That stuff just sounds stupid to me

I mean if the bible clearly says the thing about the mark why would people willingly get it?

I mean what kind of jackasses would even come up with a plan to start requiring such a mark needed for daily life and then implement it. I mean I feel like all that stuff is pretty well known by the public and they would instantly think "hey, this is exactly like what the bible says lol"

And then mass hysteria and chaos would ensue. The moment they even suggest implementing such a thing is the moment shit would REALLY go down just because it says so in the bible that this shit will mark the end times

Screw it I'm high again and ranting.

I want to believe, and perhaps a part of me really does want to be better or perhaps is only afraid of punishment, but it just seems crazy
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>>72100198
lel, this is a good description, but imagine hell was mostly puerto rican and black people with food trucks everywhere
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I just told my mom how putting kids in day care is bad and she flipped the Fuck out
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>>72097201
ITT: make and post your Anime self

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
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>2017
>believing in the new testament

lmao
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>>72100151
You'd get bored and adapt, like any place. Streets are dirty and it smells

>>72100220
He mentioned skyscrapers which probably means manhattan so no food trucks, ricans and niggers
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>>72100231
How is it bad? Is this bait?

Dude some kids can't afford babysitters, some people have both parents needing to work, some people are sole caretakers of their children

Yeah, it isn't ideal for the child's development being away from the parents but you gotta do what you gotta do
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>>72100261
Good hotdogs though. Manhattan does have good restaurants though. They're pricy and in the skyscrapers.
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>>72100261
>probably means manhattan so no food trucks, ricans and niggers
I saw all three of those in manhattan, but far less blacks than brooklyn
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>>72100217
>That stuff just sounds stupid to me
See pic related. It requires a baptism and sincere repentance to receive the gift of the Holy Spirit, which will reveal the truth of Scripture to you that the natural man is unable to receive. The Bible may be understood and interpreted at face value, but that leaves its spiritual truths uninterpreted.
>I mean if the bible clearly says the thing about the mark why would people willingly get it?
It's not an obvious mark, as in physical. Deception is crafty, not blunt. How else would so much of the world believe that the Sabbath day is on Sunday?
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>>72100286
I meant parents*

Man I
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>>72100286
It's the same as abandoning your kids. A child placed in daycare shows the same signs of children who go through parental abandment
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>>72100231
Is she career focused?
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>>72100378
Yeah.
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>>72100392
Did you go to daycare in your child hood?
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Just made a drunken egg and bacon sammich
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>>72100310
I didn't think Jesus really cares about the sabbath day at all

He would go around on the sabbath eating stuff he picked wouldn't he? When people asked him about it he told them something about the irrelevance of it, because he needs to eat
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>>72100428
Yeah for 6 months. I also had to stay after during grade school because both parents worked late
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>Some fucker tried to open my frontal door
>He just tried to bruteforce a screwdriver on it failing miserably
>But he broke the handle but i still can put the lock internally and externally once i fixed it with the key which is what matters
>Now i have to replace the frontal lock, and since it was welded i have to spend money removing the weld, and welding a new one again, also in paint so women in the house dont complain about it
>Probably with https://www.amazon.com.mx/Dexter-6971-Cerradura-Sobreponer-Pre-Armada/dp/B00ZP4FVDW/
>Also something to put a thick American Lock or an ABUS lock.

Also i will invest in some movement sensors, both for light and noise.
Are they worth it? can i turn them off?
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>>72100508
she flipped because you criticised her parenting skills, which is normally the most important and basic component of a fully grown woman's identity, but it seems like her main identity is her work which is sadly the norm in educated professionals in the west because of schlomo
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>>72100245
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>>72100438
I'm not sure what you're referring to but Christ kept the Sabbath up until his death, and understood the importance of keeping the commandments. I recommend Reading Ecclesiastes, one of the Biblical books of wisdom. It is one of the shortest books of the Bible, twelve chapters long, by King Solomon, who was given the greatest wisdom of all men at his request. He contemplates the meaning of life, the futility of all our thoughts and actions, the virtues of simplicity and integrity, and how man's duty is ultimately only to fear God and keep His commandments, because everything else under the sun, including all worldly pursuits, are ultimately vanity, nothing more.
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>>72100545
I didn't even mean to attack her, I just implied that it leads to aggressive behavior later in life and she started screaming
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>>72100345
Is that true?

Damn that could explain a lot, I was placed in day care a lot
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>>72100585
because you've struck a nerve, if she's not a horrible mother i'm sure she's reflected on the fact that she could've spent more time with you as a kid

my parents left me alone to my own devices as a child and it turned me into a very anti-social person
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>>72100600
It is there are tons of studies proving it
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>>72100627
So she's unwilling to admit that she made a mistake?
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>>72100438
>>72100557
And speaking of wisdom, you haven't even solved my riddles three yet.
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>>72100643
its more of a calculated sacrifice than a mistake she placed more value on the salary she would get for the family than the time she would spend developing you and or your mutual relationship

it all depends on whether or not she'd do things differently given a second chance i suppose
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>>72100675
Well I'm still an anti social sperg NEET so second chances don't do me any favors
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Sperg breeding program now! Imagine having an army of autist. It would fix the no gf problem too.
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>>72100557
I refer to Matthew 12:1-8
Also Mark 2:23-8

I believe it's also in Luke

It's actually his followers who break the sabbath, and he defends them
>>72100672
Those are to 2 different posters. You asked me to solve your dumb riddles >>72100629
Well then maybe I now know why I may have so many problems, on top of my mom's death and shit
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>>72100511
>Tfw Amazon Mexico still doesnt sell the same products than Amazon US.
>That cringy commercial.
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>>72100735
We don't need our genetics spread
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>>72100767
I think a lot of sperg problems are due to the lack of the nuclear family and less to do with genetics. Moms should be at home.
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post yours and rate each other
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>>72100717
Did you experience a lot of negative behavioural reinforcement in childhood, at daycare, kindergarten and elementary school? ridicule, scorn and ostracization from your peers? girls, boys, both? If you had any friends at all, how many friends did you keep that would describe as close? (you could confide in them, had sleep overs, generally hung out a lot)
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>>72100748
Those are lessons about God's love, not that it's fine to tread on the Sabbath. I'd elaborate further but I've got somewhere to be in 10 minutes.
>Those are to 2 different posters.
I quoted your post and mine. My riddles aren't dumb. They're wisdom riddles, tests of wisdom. I was testing your wisdom with them, so you're dumb, dumber than my riddles.
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>>72100803
I was bullied all throughout elementary school starting in 3rd grade through 5th grade. I was friendly to kids before that but never had any close friends. I would go to the odd birthday party and kids would always come to mine, but for the most part I was solitary kid
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I've made some awful decisions
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>>72100748
>>72100839
You stupid theists. Don't you know your sky daddy doesn't exist. We are our own Gods, do what makes you feel good, stupid bible thumpers. Haven't you seen Sausage Party, haha idiots

* fills vape pen *
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>>72100799
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>>72100839
I had no idea you were even being serious about those riddles or that that was you
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>>72100929
what
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>>72100925
What is sausage party even about?
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>>72100953
Brace... Please.
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>>72100929
That post deserves an up(You). Liked and shared. Keep up the good work.
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>>72100851
Was the bullying because you had a weak personality? or were you strange, comparatively
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>>72100957
God not being real.
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>>72100957
It beautifully showcases the stupidity of believers. Makes fun of their silly childish beliefs too, basically says that it's okay to be a slut if you're a girl, in fact, it'll make you more popular. And that's cool okay. 2017 and being a believer, haha what dorks, I bet they haven't even watched the entirety of the Harry Potter movies.

* blows vape ring *
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Trying to save the day for the Old World Man
Trying to pave the way for the Third World Man

I'm a New World Man
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>>72100977
Yeah they thought I was weird and later made rumors that I was gay (I wasn't)
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>>72100999
yeah
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>>72100987
>>72100991
Good thing we have our Jewish friends in Hollywood to open our eyes at the stupidity of believing in God/traditional family based morality.

Where would we be without the hilarious/witty/intelligent Jewish media!?
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>>72100929
my fucking sides
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>>72100929
If that is you IRL you really really really need to take that image down

But I got a hearty kek
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How do we cure yellow fever?
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>>72101035
With a gun
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>>72101035
With white or bean fever.
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>>72101035
Jaundice is pretty serious. I think they stick the babies under some lights or some shit.
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STOP BELIEVING IN GOD GOYIM
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This is what a feminist looks like.
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>>72101074
bean fever sounds gross
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>>72101108
I don't believe in god I know there is a god
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>>72101113
Really barbecued my baby back ribs
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Had a bad case of the bean fever once but I found out it didn't have a visa. She's fat and lives in Mexico City now. She was quite stunning in her soccer fit days.
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>>72101135
STOP IT GOY
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>>72101158
Don't tell me what I can or cannot do bitch
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>>72101158
Once the army is on our side we can finally take down Drumpf.
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are there any accountants on cum by any chance?
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>>72101170
STOP BELIEVING IN GOD AND TRADITIONAL MORALS
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>>72101221
I will stop believing in god if you chop your balls of become a woman and become a man again
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RACE MIXING IS COOL, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOURE A FUCKING BIGOT GOYIM
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>>72101221
>>72101248
I will stop believing in god If you chop your balls off, become a woman and become a man again
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>>72101278
Race mixing isn't really that cool desu, because it's natural and happens half of the time
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/cum/ is a Christian traditionalist general. All luciferains should exit.
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I really don't like muslims lads
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WE KILLED YOUR GOD GOYIM NOW LISTEN TO MY VAGINA JOKES
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>>72101345
/cum/ is a indian caste system general
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I really don't like muslims Iads
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>>72098693
i hope it tasted better than it looks
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l really don't like muslims lads
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l really don't like muslims lads
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I reaIly don't like muslims lads
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I realIy don't like muslims lads
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I reaIIy don't like muslims lads
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I really don't like muslims lads
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l really don't like muslims Iads
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I really don't like muslims lads
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I really don't like muslims lads
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>>72101414
muslims don't really like lads
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I really like muslims lads
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I really don't like musIims lads
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I really don't like muslims lads
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Muslims, socialists, communists. These are the things I don't really like, lads.
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>>72101446
>>72101446
>>72101446
new thread
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>>72101457
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>>72097539
>iFunny
Get out
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