Culture Pals /cp/

I want Brazilian men to stop messaging me

>>72095206
Bless Darren

>>72095312
xd

>>72095206
LIKE 4TH OR SO FOR BASQUE QTS (because I found 2 this week)

>>72095320
Praise be

>>72095206
>>72095320
I don't have yellow fever you fucking goofs

>>72095343
fuck off Francisco924

>>72095550
wtf that's me

>>72095550
whoa bro I don't go posting your profile here so please don't post mine here
DELETE

>>72095550
literally me

Ffs please stop it with the yellow fever thing. I'm ok with it, but can we have some variety here?
>>72095343
Please stop it, can you explain why do they have a fixation on men?

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Thursday night update

still no Korean gf

The Dutch anon never asked about black QTs today.... where is he?

>>72095535
Get some gains yet?

>>72095550
Dude, come on. I dont want to get added to the list

>>72096465
Thanks my non russian friend living in manchester

>>72096955
I've never posted my profile here but I'm 100% sure I'm on the list

>>72097214
That german girl finds everybody somehow.
She's quite the bully too

>>72097214
>>72097279
Post list :>
And german pyscho girl if you don't mind

>>72097296
the list is outdated since forever

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this bitch and another russian are 24/7 on my quick search ffs

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> mfw i created the Darren meme

>>72098422
let's be honest, Darren created this new Darren meme

>>72098572
DELET THIS

>>72098572
Ill add you :)

>>72097707

I've seen her before

>>72098572
It's because you're Korean.

>>72099135
Yeah bit he should be able to get a shitload of koreaboos.

>>72099331
Any... Any penpal app recommand?

think there's a problem with my profile lads
I'm not appearing in the 'recently viewed' section for anyone
shit site

>>72099371
Post face.
If you do bad on every site youve been too youre not gonna do better until you improve.
Look at darren, he got gains now hes got gook poon

Any ameribros live in Florida?

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>>72099808
Kay.

I don't see a single muscular point in my face like having beard or something. maybe that's the reason why?

>>72100073
Terrible photo, you look like you're in an AIDS charity advert

>>72100073
You gotta pretty yourself up a bit boi

>>72100073
get a better haircut, better clothes, clean the pimples off your forehead. shoot somewhere scenic outside in korea and smile. then you're all set

>>72100127
hm fug. taking a pic after 4 times of jerkoff was a mistake

>>72100202
At least you look cozy, you kinda look like a friend of mine.
Plus if you try to look good youll be passable atleast

>>72100316
thanks murikabro. is your friend korean maybe?

>>72100553
Half chinee half russian

I've had 3 QTs mention they'd like to come visit me when I move to Florida. This is crazy. Just a year or so ago it was near impossible to get QTs to respond to my messages.

Just goes to show, once you get your shit together, it really does make a difference. Granted, I still don't waste my time on American girls.

>>72100073
Listen to >>72100167
Also try to look like the average kdrama protagonist. If that doesn't work, smile, believe that you are cute and you are good to go, confidence is key.

>>72100073
You could make yourself a lot more attractive with minimal effort

Wtf is up with koreaboos?
Is this new?
Ive always felt like korea was off-brand japan.
No offense cozy kbro

>>72101001
>is this new?
It's been a thing forever

>>72101001

Always

>>72101021
Ive always known about the weebs but i thought korea irrelevant desu.
It appears they are and now i seek kqts.
Such is life

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/Heheheh_
Fuggggg

I wish I could be enthusiastic when girls say they're interested in visiting Canada but I'm just not enthusiastic about this country at all and can't even think of anything interesting to tell them to visit.

>>72101781
Trudeau's cock :DDDD

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>tfw insane, clingy qt who gets upset if you don't message her often enough
I just wanted a nut, I never asked for this

I would block her, but I'm afraid she might kill herself if I do

>>72101873
Is she asian? If so youre living an anime and be proud of it

>>72101819

Kek

>>72101914
Yeah, she's Korean. It's a shame, since I have another Kqt who has a much prettier face and is much more normal (completely sane, pretty Westernized but not in a bad way, good English). I just got greedy and messaged this girl since she has a nicer tits and now I'm stuck with all this baggage

>>72101966
that's just the korean dating style. it's called mildang. basically she's just checking if you're pussy whipped or not, she doesn't actually give a shit

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>>72101966
Whats her name maybe we can take her off your hands

>>72102028
Korea culture was a mistake

It really makes me wish Japanese qts were more common on Interpals, but it seems like the only people that use this site these days are bipolar Korean/Russian/Turkish girls and horny Arab/African/Brazilian men

Strange how proud I could be when so much was due to our women.

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I think i found my qt boys, its looking very good

Been on interpals for 5 years. Lost interest mainly because it seemed wrong to seduce QTs when I had a girlfriend.

I'm 23 now and my profile gets all of 0-2 views a day. What happened? Is the golden age over?

>>72103015
yes. mobile apps are the new places to be

>>72103163
Such as?

Negus

how to get nudes from Thais?

>>72105939
Offer them a green card

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>>72102469
Is she, dare I say it, Korean?

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>>72106438
I think she may very well be buddy. What a lucky guy!

>>72102469
No arse but looks like she could have a decent pair on her

Nobody even checks my page, how do you find someone to chat with on this site? ;((

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>>72106526
Lucky guy indeed. I'm still waiting for mine. What about you?

>>72107041
View other people's page and send them a message?

>>72107172
He is clearly not intelligent enough to look for korean qts, let him be.

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>>72107256
We must guide him on the path to Corean qts!

Behold the most in depth analysis of qts thus far

>5 stars on tripadvisor tier
Portuguese, Spanish, French, Italian, Greek, Moroccan, Belarussian, Ecuadorian, Lithuanian, Persian and Hong Kong

>generic and a little unimaginative but reliably good tier
Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, Czech, Colombian, Mexican, Japanese, Irish, Argentine, Turkish, Peruvian

>wouldn't normally eat here but we didn't reserve the usual place and it's full tier
Brazilian, German, Latvian, Swedish, Danish, Vietnamese, South African, Indian, Venezuelan

>kind of weird taste but I'm not going to judge tier
Central American, Caribbean, Algerian, Tunisian, Central Asian, Arabian, Syrian

>kind of weird taste and I AM going to judge tier
Sub-Saharan African, Thai, Indonesian, Malay, Filipino, Serbian, Croat, Estonian, Finnish

>literally McDonald's tier
American, Canadian, British, Kiwi, Australian, Pacific Islander

>may contain traces of dog tier
China

>just straight up unapologetically dog, let's be honest you're only here because your friend you didn't realise was a kboo insisted on it and has spent the whole time trying to flirt with that dog ugly waitress by talking about some shitty kpop group he should really be too old for tier
Korea

Did I miss anything?

>>72107855
>Moroccan, Ecuadorian Persian and Hong Kong in 5 stars
>Peruvian and Columbian second best
>Venezuelan and Indian THIRD BEST

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've written

>>72107521
Exactly, mon ami, but what if he is not worthy of their attention?

>>72108014
It's completely accurate, South Americans especially, don't be mad nige.

>>72107855
>ecuadorian
>polish not 5 start tripadvisor
>german that high
>no macao in sight

>>72110523
I don't know what you're trying to insinuate? Surely Nige would be more against Europeans?

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????

>>72111957
That's when they don't edit their profile after they reactivated their account.

>>72111957
They could've deactivated and then deactivated their account

>>72112248
*reactivated

>>72111746
Just giving you a British name
>>72110537
Have you checked Ecuador and Peru or are you just going off assumptions? They're next level, it's mindblowing. I figured there aren't enough people from Macau for them to be worth including. You'll notice I also left out Albania and Senegal, because there's hardly anyone from there either. Also Poles are cute but uninspiring like nearly all slavs

>>72113267
>Senegal
>Nigger territory
That's even worse than Korean

>>72113267
>Ecuador and Peru
>They're next level, it's mindblowing
Maybe the ones on IP since they're rich and can afford internet and the rich are usually more beautiful in every country but the average girls and people in these countries are ugly as fuck

>so many fucking thais
Why?

>>72113805
Yeah that's what it's a measure of mate.
>>72113478
stop trying to find something worse than your waifu it's embarrassing. Also I think it's quite clear that the categories are based on restaurants and I've never really categorised a restaurant like that

>>72114371
>My waifu
We're not all the gook poster m8
I guess your Italian gf makes sense given your apparent attraction to the dark skinned

>>72107855
> colombian chicks that high
> waste of dubs
After dating a few colombian chicks and knowing my grandmother, Colombian girls are shit teir they literally hate themselves but pretend to be proud.

>>72107855
I haven't tried that much countries yet, but I agree on Belarussia, Russia, Colombia, Turkish, Brazilian, Americans.
Canadians are nice tho. I'm curious about portuguese and HK, want to elaborate on that? why do they deserve 5 starts?

>>72114978
As I say, generic and boring, but hot.
>>72114702
You expect me to believe there's more than one Brit here? Nonsense
>>72115056
Hong Kong are best Asians. Portuguese are fairly rare but for some reason all the girls on IP are absolutely top tier.

I really hope https://www.interpals.net/sad234 is just one of you guys

>>72115921
That would be me

>>72115921
How'd you find me?

>>72107855

>not having Polish as 5 stars
>having Ecuadorian as 5 star.....

>>72117036
Poles are boring. Ecuadorians are best latinas. I made it to cater to all tastes, 5* section has pretty much the best of every department, even Africans (except anglos since there are no good Anglo women)

>>72115921
That's my nigga Abdullah

>>72117036
Yeah he messed up but is too proud to admit it

POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12500444
http://www.strawpoll.me/12500444

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>>72117582

Colombian are best latinas

Latinas are pretty hit and miss. For every Latina who's absolutely perfect and has an arse sculpted by the gods, there's 5 who look like complete fucking dogs.

What the fuck do i write into my About etc areas, i cant decide!

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>>72120317
And with decide i obviously meant i am a human shell.
Hobbies: 4chan the board where a german nutjob killer got celebrated
And i dont watch or read for shit also my favorite hitler quotes wont give me a prison sentence

>>72120584
Write something ironic or just straight up lie

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>>72118247
here you are, no cherry picking, just whatever came up first

>>72121150
what does that prove?

>>72121177
I'd say 3 of the Ecuadorians are cute, compared to, lets be honest, none of the poles. I've never had a conversation with poles last on IP either, they are so so boring - do not understand the fascination here

>>72122984

No

>>72120584

https://www.interpals.net/Weronika21

>>72125789
talked to her on my fake, she's prude

>>72126148

>she's a prude

Implying that's a bad thing..

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> tfw i finally snapchat my kqt and shes surprised i actually am who i am on my profile and then says im lucky im handsome because im boring.
T-thanks...

>>72127306

Rude

>>72127434
The thing is i am boring, i have no social life what so ever and im shy af.
But i know deep down im not because i can make anyone laugh and im pretty out going.

>>72127645

Yeah I know what you mean. I'm the same. Literally the only reason I started getting so much attention from girls on IP lately is because of the pilot thing.

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>>72127306
Brutal, why are you asperging over her

>>72127893
At least you have something interesting.
My future is gonna be joining the military and being a cop.

>>72127939
Fuck off darren, i feel like blaming it on the language barrier or because shes a few years older than me

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>>72127893
Eh at the end of day, you are a pilot right? Since you ain't faking it we can say it makes you more attractive, just like girl who have big boobs or guys with beautiful eyes.

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>>72127989
Darren isn't the only Canadian on this thread mate,
I'd recommend making fun of her, why would you deal with her bullshit, for all we know she might be the boring one who can barely speak English

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>>72128211
I was thinking of doing something like that.
She said im like a cowboy so i went and got this and was gonna be like.
> whatd you say on to me bish

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>>72127942

I did the military thing

>>72128090

Well. At the end of the day...

Airplanes > girls

>>72128416
Theres probably a meme that shows thr benefits of a plane and the downsides of women kek.
I actually want to be in korea for my time in the military, not because of yellow fever but because the base i wany is 10 miles away from the dmz and i wanna be the first boot on the ground for what could be ww3.
Also im gonna try for 68w so i can help out if i could and yadadada

I'm at that stage where I get sad when my qt isn't online but before the stage where it's not weird as fuck to tell her that

>qt keeps taking a day to respond to whatsapp messages
>I don't respond for a day and she texts me on my phone asking if I'm ok
What the fuck

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>>72128580

I never went to Korea (was an 11b in Alaska) but I heard being stationed at Camp Casey, SK sucks balls. Not to mention your dead the second the war starts. DPRK has over 10,000 fixed rocket and artillery positions zeroed on Camp Casey and the ROK base.

>>72129119
Fuuuuuuuck, i knew thatd happen though kek.
Idc i wanna be able to say i fought in korean war 2.0 if i make it somehow

>>72129286

>Idc i wanna be able to say i fought in korean war 2.0 if i make it somehow
>I wanna be able to say I fought

You'd be dead due to hail of DPRK indirect fire within the first hour Tbh

>>72129539
> if i make it somehow
Nigger can you read?
And yeah theres some people that would actually wanna do this shit.
My reasoning is that in my life ive never made a mark on this earth and if i could itd be part of something like that but if i fail (i.e. nuclear bombs falling on me) at least it wouldnt make a difference that im erased from existence.

>>72129648
How many famous foot soldiers have you heard of? This is like herd ant mentality, want to leave a mark on the world you're going to have to do something a bit more individualist

>>72129648

>Nigger can you read?

Yeah I read that part. I guess I translated it as "if I get to go over there in time".

Yeah I guess. I'd rather fight kebab tho Tbh. DPRK is too interesting.

>>72129851

>Audie Murphy

>>72129851
>soldado milhões

>>72129851
>The white death

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>>72129907
Never heard of him, did he die in a nuke blast in Korea? That's how to really leave your mark on the world so I hear

>>72128769
qts be crazy, man. Mine's the same way.

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>>72130029

"The Germans scored a direct hit on an M10 tank destroyer, setting it alight, forcing the crew to abandon it.[68] Murphy ordered his men to retreat to positions in the woods, remaining alone at his post, shooting his M1 carbine and directing artillery fire via his field radio while the Germans aimed fire directly at his position.[69] Murphy mounted the abandoned, burning tank destroyer and began firing its .50 caliber machine gun at the advancing Germans, killing a squad crawling through a ditch towards him.[70] For an hour, Murphy stood on the flaming tank destroyer returning German fire from foot soldiers and advancing tanks, killing or wounding 50 Germans. He sustained a leg wound during his stand, and stopped only after he ran out of ammunition.[68] Murphy rejoined his men, disregarding his own wound, and led them back to repel the Germans. He insisted on remaining with his men while his wounds were treated.[68] For his actions that day, he was awarded the Medal of Honor.[71]"

>>72130267
bit cooler than getting blasted by Korean missiles that

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Trying to message Muslim qts was a mistake

>>72122984
did she ever end up sharing nudies

>>72130425

no shit

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Friday evening and still no korean gf in sight

Thinking maybe I should try a new strategy

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Well boys, I just dropped my qt of 1.5 years. Feels bad, man

>>72130693
try something other than 'hi' you mong

>>72130953
why'd you do that?

>>72130953
We're with you dude

>>72130295
> implying theyre not prepared for something so obvious.
You have a point, im not setting out to be a war hero or gain recognition, itd be something for myself.

>>72130953

What country she from.

Greentext story please.

>>72131038
It just wasn't working out. It's a shame, I had strong feelings for her, but she didn't reciprocate
>>72131192
Dutch. There's not enough for a greentext, and I'd rather not think about it too much

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>>72130953
Well you couldn't be more vague than that eh

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How are Dutch and Afrikaans qts?

>>72131445
Dutch are unremarkable and boring. Afrikaaners aren't exactly the prettiest.

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>>72131349
poor anon

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>>72131349

>It just wasn't working out. It's a shame, I had strong feelings for her, but she didn't reciprocate.

I know this feel. It was the same with my Italian, except for she did have feelings for me. But didn't want to do a LDR. She ended up getting a local boyfriend. This was almost exactly a year ago actually.

>>72131349
im sorry, more will come

>>72130591
/Architecta

Have at her, lads. She blocked me after I called Muhammad a pedophile

>>72132334
How to get muslim noods?

>>72115981
>>72116151
>>72117692

>sending long ass messages
>being called pervert in comments section
>can still message me even when my privacy settings is set to ages 19 to 30

w t f

>>72133029

sheeeit

which country gives up nudes easiest?

>>72134394
Turkey

>>72131486
I thought Afrikaners were supposed to all be tall and gorgeous

>>72134748
You been lied to.

>>72131445

In my experience dutch are usually bro tier

Pretty straightforward which I like

Though I only met about 5 dutch people
3 drunk idiots in real life and a guy and a girl on steam

only met one unlikable dutch person, but that was simply because he couldn't take a joke on his account


>>72132334
Oh she's the insane girl right ?

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>Korean posters IRL

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Look at this dude
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=21910774

His face is a fucking mess, but still theres tons of cute grills saying "cute" "nice smile" etc

whats youre excuse?

>>72135446
How the fuck does this guy get more comments than I do

>>72135830
>>72135446

>monkey see, monkey do

Everybody is commenting to be nice.
And others don't want others to think they are not nice.
So they comment as well

But put any of them in the same room and they'll be uncomfortable as fuck both the ugly one and the nice one

Put the guy who says he's ugly in a room with him, and if they can talk neither of them will be uncomfortable

People underestimate how comfy truth is, when you know someone isn't just being nice to you for fuck all

>>72135962
> the Serbian wiseman and upholder of truth

>>72134668
Really? most of them are muslim. Teach me sempai.
Also, how do you get nudes without sending nudes in exchange?

>>72136704
Get them on whatsapp, flirt for a week or so, then be all like "what you up to" "oh I'm in bed, here's a photo", she'll send you one back and then you're all "wish you were here" etc and it's easy as fuck to escalate. You might have timezone related problems though

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Will this site really get me a foreign gf?

>>72137913

Depends on how autistic you are

If you go around posting anime pictures on anonymous forums, no.

>>72138092
Hey, I'm not that socially inept

>>72138715
What kind of qt are you aiming for?
I presume a waponese jes?

>>72136833
Thanks. I fucked up man, my turkish qt was sending me photos (no nudes) but I was too slow to reply. Bad idea to be on IP while I'm busy as fuck. Now she's backing off.
>>72137913
It is possible, I had a gf (if you want to call it like that) for long enough til I got tired.

>>72137913

Some anons have been quite successful

>>72139001
>waponese jes?
No actually. I do have soft spots for the peoples of Spain, Denmark, the Netherlands, Poland, Straya, Turkey, and Finland though.

>>72139446
> posts anumu
> no interest in japs
You're alright, man
May kek grant you poon

>>72139446
Found a proper qt from Viborg if you want?

>>72139711
Let me make an account first

Got an Iranian qt message me

>>72140116
Make her get lewd

>>72140288
I will try friend

>>72140370

Say

>Talking to you makes me feel like a pig in Tehran

>>72140370
Desert storm her pussy

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>>72140444
Do this, also
> CHECKEM

>>72140444
I will since she's from Tehran

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Thread's been a little bit ded today lads

>>72141558

That it is

Darren bring the thread to life so we can shit all over

We summon Darren-


DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN DARREN

>>72142051
hey

>>72142106

>not darren

Imposter trip fag killed the thread, good going goober

>still no latina gf
I want to give up.

>>72143679
Hey mr roboto,
Latinas are overrated they are loud and controlling some will act like your mother and even want you to be cut off from family.
Basically bitchier asians

>>72141738
>>72142051
Sorry I was being an autist and playing arma. I otherwise have nothing to report.

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>>72133029
you sent a long message as your first one?

most of the time I only recieve and write long ass messages, this is from a grill im talking to.

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>>72140444
please deliver mate.

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>>72095206
>/cp/

>>72144750
I dont send a long message as my first one. I was talking about /sad243 who sent me a long ass message on how he wants to wife me and that I wont need to work etc. I was hoping it's just one of you guys.

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>>72144516
I have something to report

still no Korean gf

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Classic /cp/ screencaps anyone?

Just woke up with 300 views and 30 + messages, not even a scriptkiddie or a catfish.

Explain this

>>72148498
>tfw I didn't get to experience the golden age of /cp/

Boys woken up with a pretty horrendous hangover, time to start shitposting on IP

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>>72150568
It was great

>>72145294
You cute though?

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>>72150379
Mfw when I went from 2 per every 3 days to 14

Pretty much a Chad right now guise

But in all seriousness, I think your visibility is related to how often you talk with people or how often people msg you first. Either of those two will give you more views

It's 2017 and I still have no Caucasian gf. IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEE.

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>>72154357
>Caucasian gf
Takbir!

>>72154357
Are you ugly?

>>72154668
I'm 10/10. My mom guarantees that.

>>72095206
I got 6 qts so far.

And you losers?

>>72144516

Squad is better Tbh

>>72154999

3 that I actively talk to everyday, 5 that I talk to occasionally. All of them on Whatsapp.

>>72154357

Try this experiement.

Change your location to South Korea. Lets how how many stupid Koreaboos beg for your dick because you're an Asian who they believe is Korean. They won't know the difference

>>72154960
Mr jap id like to be your Caucasian partner.
Onee-chan *blushes*

>>72155313
This^ and then reveal your japanese and say that theyre racist for not know that because the shade of yellow you are and the size of your dick.

https://www.interpals.net/moonlight24

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>someone writes me
>want to reply
>pic related

Daily reminder lads, NEVER RESPOND TO THAIS

>>72160824

Of course

Anyone found any Slavic, Persian, Arab or Turkish canadaboos recently?

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>>72161117
Darren my boy, you should give gooks a go!

I tried this new penpals app I got from the appstore
There are almost no koreaboos in sight (which is great) but instead it's full of Chads and Staceys. If you are not a turbonormie your chances to get a qt are very slim.

>>72161704
I would rather kill myself.

>>72161789
What's it called?
>>72161904
How are the gains coming along

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>>72161704
Gooks only go for moderately successful men. Darren needs to get some gains and a job before he tried to get a cute korean gf

>>72161117
yeah but they're mine

>>72162070
To be fair that's everyone not gooks and if I wasn't a complete failure I wouldn't waste my time on plastic gooks anyway.

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>tfw no qt Portugese bf

백인여자들은 한국인들의 것이다!

>>72162804
is that Elliot Rodrigo?

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>>72162888

>>72162888
Of course, since all korean women are for Japanese soldiers :^)

>>72161958
Tandem.

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RUINED IT

I was too aggressive

>>72162804

Here is one for you :^)

https://www.interpals.net/machistaga

Not updated, scripted or nothing, but yesterday I had 6 views and now I have 80 - explain

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>>72164596
the profiles sometimes get featured on search, but since its kind of broken (its supposed to update frequently) it means that some profiles get suck on page one

now if its your profile there, youd expect tons of views suddenly

>>72164731
wew popular af me, it's just I thought they had it set up that the way to get featured was updates

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>>72164596
additional info, you can also be featured on main page, but that requires not updating atall for long. but the effect is same

also i dont think updating affects views like it did before now that search is broken

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>>72164846
youre totally right, it was like that while ago, not anymore though I think see >>72164849

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why are swedes so sensitive? if you even imply you like donald trump they always block you, makes me angry

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>>72162804

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SHE READ MESSAGE AND LOGED OFF

>>72164996
>Mr Cheeto
This is the best they can come up with?

>>72162888
>Managed to understand three words without having to use google translate
Kinda proud of myself

>had a 3 and a half hour skype call today with my skype qt for the first time

Is this how it starts

>>72137913

I have been together with my gf from interpals for 2 years, and we live together now.

Anyone else also constantly visited by /valuu?
She is either obsessed with me or scripting hard

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Slowly but surely pushing my Austrian qt to the right

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>>72170904
Good man

Trying for a Middle Eastern/Slavic qt but no luck!

>>72170904
which is she? I'm doing my best to turn half the spanish girls on the site to the far left

>>72171049
Dude I sincerely hope that far left doesn't include a "let em all in" policy

>>72164996
You're not that good at blurring usernames mate

>>72167446
>feeling proud of being a kboo
baka

>>72172153
s m h*
fugging weeb imageboard 2bh

>>72170904
Politically?

>>72172309
Ja

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>>72172354
+1

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>>72148083
I guess you can say, you want to put your Cauc in her Asian?

>>72172153
oh yeah oops

>>72174938
Fuck off carlos

ded thread

post coreans girl to trigger darren

>>72178247

What if Darren has lots of sex with Korean girls?

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Look at this "open minded" guy
https://www.interpals.net/TJedward97

>>72178806
You can have airsoft tips blacked out in the UK?

Thisll probably liven up the thread.
So im officially autistic i get girls messaging me alot and they flirt but i say the dumbest shit.
This girl from Ohio was talking about how shed love to visit my city and she'd sneak in through a luggage bag(weird, so i said something equally if not radioactive Autism)
> heh didnt think youre into that kind of stuff.
I remembered this webm of some breifcase bdsm shit so i thought of that but then i have explain this weird shit that im not evem into and she leaves.
8 mins a new record

>>72178867
"If you want to know more, just ask"

My Korean qt is really crazy about me, I didn't know it was this easy to get these Koreans obsessed about you. There's already a few more asking for my number.

>>72179681
*doubt*

>>72179681
Im doubtful aswell, what are your methods?

>>72179869
It really isn't that hard man. In a few messages I got her number and we're already flirting pretty nicely.

>>72180062
The koreans i get are like pretty emotionless and i cant get a read on what they mean.
I cant flirt with them

>>72180016
Well maybe I've been lucky, but I just act like I don't know anything about Korea as well and I try to be positive, confident and sweet (which is really what I mostly am), which they seem to like. I really like her thankful messages all the time. She thanks me for every bit of attention I give to her.

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>>72180062
[X]

>>72180111
That one specific girl is really the opposite, she's really enthusiastic all the time. Her English is decent but nothing too special, but that makes it even more cute.

I might have found a guy to set up an anarcho-communist commune in Brazil with on IP.

>>72180062
Oi gimme some cuties ooga booga

>>72180233
This can only end in your chugging poison

>>72180166
You're free to doubt if you want to, I don't have the need to prove anything.

>>72180260
well hopefully I get a good few years of living the dream out of it first

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>>72130522

Yes, but i have not shared them with you.

>>72167831
P-please someone fill me in.

She wants to cam chat next time too 0.0

>>72180278
Oi how to get kqt to love me reeeeeeeee help us

>>72178867
Don't need orange tips for airsoft guns in Canada either. That's mostly just an American thing because kids were getting shot by cops when they were playing with toy guns. And even then it's only required to sell them, once you actually buy it nobody cares if you paint it black or buy a black muzzle brake or replica suppressor.

>>72181043
ah, I always thought the orange tips were required at all times

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This thai keeps messaging me, Someone help me make up responses

>>72181157
Is that a girl or a guy? I'm not making a ladyboy joke, I actually can't tell.

>>72181157
say that she looks good in uniform and ask her if she can fake arrest you one time

>>72181212
Girl, shes part of the police force and talks about how she has a gun and how americans love guns.

>>72181239
Sure thing toothpaste

Wtf is uo with thais its like theyre retarded

>>72181302
kek

I see why you never reply to thais now, its fucking annoying.

Korean

https://www.interpals.net/scarlett84

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4the guy who asks about black qts every thread

>>72182829
thanks

>>72182887
Np toothpaste

>>72182887
Oh shit i didnt show the name one sec ill get the link.

www.interpals.net/Kristele

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what do you guys think of my wife in her wedding dress?

NEW THREAD

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