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My Uni Union's discord edition: https://discord.gg/xNkqCKq
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holy shit why is king crimson not on youtube

have to got vimeo for this shit
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cunt
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Single Mum at my volunteer work keeps flirting with me lads. What do?
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>>72093960
shag her
get her pregnant so she has to look after even more kids
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>>72093952
just pirate it lad
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Velkum tu hytraulik pres tsanel
Vut de fuk
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>>72093952
THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS

ON WHICH THE PROPHETS WROTE
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there should be gates and walls erected around the neighborhood, complete with watchtowers and stuff
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who /northeast/ here
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the so-called midlands engine
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business idea: we invade that leafs territory, take over and i only charge you $40 to live there.
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>ask qt out to restaurant
>she says yes

Short while affer
>cancels
>says she forgot plans with her roommate
What did she mean by this
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wow...deep....
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This is what I call the pre-emptive fedora

I post it when I can just feel something tipworthy is about to be posted
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>>72094073
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
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Who /EastMidlands/ here?
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>>72094075
what is that robot language. what does it say
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the supposed welsh rudder
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>>72094091
>>72094105
w e w
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>>72094073
she got nervous about being around a hottie like you
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>>72094073
I'm sorry lad but you know she's lying
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>>72094105
>>72094091
wew
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Is the Falkland Islands the ultimate Rorke destination?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11ZgI-MvAw
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the presumed scottish sail
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poo a'brewin tbqh ngl la
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>>72094147
would like to visit tbqh
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we need more cala homes, fewer barratt homes imho
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>>72094144
I'm afraid so

Is there any chance that she actually had plans though

>>72094136
Awww you ;))
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWnr3bVOqXM
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>>72094146
>>72094131
>>72094091
oh fuck off
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took 10mg melatonin
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the putative northern irish accelerator
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>>72094091
>>72094105
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>>72093952
The red brick home, the bourgeoisie, guitar lessons foooor the wiiiife

*Does a peng guitar solo*
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>>72094210
doesn't do shit tbqh
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>>72094091
>>72094105
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What time is Question Time on?
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This got a nikka trippin tho...
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>>72094255
22:45
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the gf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPbExwBJiwY
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>>72094109
"Evolution?"
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the suppositious gibraltar generator
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>>72094109

Russian. Says 'Evolution?'

Profound.
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>>72094293
I've been there
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>>72094302
wow
so cute!
you're a lucky bugger!
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Shagged a 48 year old Mum whose married with an 18 year old son lads

Fucking grim
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normies are at it again
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>>72094091
>>72094105
So this is the power of Australia
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>>72094302
What's she up to nowadays?
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>>72094344
what are they up to this time
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>>72094329
How much did you pay
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do you have these shops in england?
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>>72094200
There is always a chance, but we must work off what is most likely

You can give her another chance if you're keen, but that's it. I've had girls give me their number and act all peppy without any intention of meeting me. It's mental.
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the surmised isle of man dynamo
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gays
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>>72094302
Those legs though.

Also, is he dead/jailed yet?
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>>72094360
breathing
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>>72094362
yes
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>>72094186
Nonce
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Just bought a new mug. Quite excited for it to arrive.
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Genuinely surprised that Chris-chan is still alive.

Where did it all go so right?
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>>72094361
Shit banter
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>>72094384
doubt you have a bank of scotland
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>>72094377
*gives you a kiss*
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>>72094362
Never heard of money station, otherwise yes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V-_4-vFinM
the absolute fucking state of yanks
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>>72094406
it's called halifax in england
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>>72094091
>>72094105
THE THIRD EYE MEMES WERE TRUE
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>>72094371
never got why lotr was so popular
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me on the last vacation lads
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if you had to live in africa, where would you live
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>>72094406
Wait, is that a different bank to RBS?
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>>72094424
neither have i tbf

>>72094428
so you should have said no
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>>72094304
louis is a good lad but his south africa docs pissed me off
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gf just shot down the idea of going on a day trip
i'm too autistic to ride pic related on my own
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>>72094395
God knows you need a new mug
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>>72094470
Yes
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the conjectured shetland cylinder
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>>72094468
Seychelles
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>>72094379
The """vagina""" didn't kill him, not sure anything will, he'll just spiral further and further into madness.
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Do leftists actually believe that a black person could have come up with the theory of relativity?
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>>72094468
Namibia
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>>72094486
I'm not english and I wasn't one of the people who replied to you, just dropping some knowledge
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>>72094498
What a world we live in.
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>>72094470
yes. RBS are corrupt statists. BoS are good capitalists
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>>72094468
Botswana
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>>72094302

just remembered the webm of it's clit ejaculating
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>>72094496
ahh don't
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>>72094468
london
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>>72094371
dont get it
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http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/analysis-deadly-threat-far-right-extremists-overshadowed-fear-islamic-terrorism/

Rorke is statistically more dangerous than Rasheed
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>>72094468
Probably Chicago.

*sniggers*
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>>72094559
but men look for everything there
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>>72094379
>>72094503
link to channel pls lads
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>>72094468
Algiers
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>>72094425

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG-Qjyk6wrw
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Just got banned from that discord for posting a pic of Nigel Farage wtf lol
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Who /East Yorkshire/ here?
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>>72094548
Jesus, I'm glad I missed that one.
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>>72094468
Lewisham
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the considered isle of wight utensil
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>>72094620
got banned for fedora and poorthern posting
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>>72094587
so the bottom 50% of whites are smarter than 80% of blacks...
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>>72094620
>>72094645
>Using discord
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>>72094617
she didn't even bother turning up?
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>>72094494

weirdo

i went to NYC alone
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>>72094620
I recognise a few names on that discord from elsewhere. (not reddit)
>tfw part of the cancer anyway
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The typical discord user
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>>72094617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_v1FwosV_U

that's how it's done
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sister sent me this :X
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>>72094583

phhwwaarrr
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>>72094625
Ey up, how's about you suck on't dick.

*drops coal-blacked overalls to reveal massive Yorkshire donger*
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>>72094302
70s Brian Eno has really let himself go.
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>>72094736
Fuck off bender.
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the inferred anglesey apparatus
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>>72094714
What are gonna respond with x
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>he didnt bait in the discord
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>>72094752
*Bends your willy*
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>>72094733
>>72094736
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t46jrUkjh8s
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laura keunsberg was talking about brexit tonight. it was on earlier in england. No spoilers alright?
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Who is the true heir to blair?
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tonight we're in sunderland
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>>72094147
I read a few stories about the gurkhas. Brit soldiers in WW2 serving alongside gurkhas in Burma would wake to find their bootlaces cut, or lines drawn across their throats in felt pen during the night. These were the results of training exercises for the gurkhas.

Soldiers were told that if they felt like someone was feeling the shape of their helmet, but they couldn't see anyone, to stay calm. It would be a gurkha reaching out in the dark, or through jungle terrain, to see if this was someone they should kill.

One story tells of a gurkha corporal who got separated from his unit during a march through Burmese jungle. When he found his unit a week or so later, he was frantically apologetic, terrified that he would be dismissed as having gone AWOL. At the same time, he presented his CO with a bag of about a dozen severed heads. He had stumbled upon a Japanese infantry squad while searching for his unit and casually killed them all, one by one, over the course of a few days, collecting the heads to present as a gift to make up for having lost contact with his men.
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question time's on lads
tune in bbc one
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>>72094781
>gif
fuck off
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finished with my gimmick
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>>72094800
Speak for yourself mate.
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>fuck off
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>>72094798
remember when he edited his own wiki page to say he's been described as the british obama.
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the fuck is discord

fuck off will you, utter gimps
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morning lads
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anybody who uses phone speakers to play anything in public out loud is a subhuman
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>"""missed his flight"""
the absolute STATE of mcdonnell
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>>72094827
not entirely true
it was someone in his office
was most likely an aide
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haven't been on here in days lads

what's the longest break you've taken from this site?
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>>72094828
The new Skype apparently.
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>>72094798

keith vaz
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*edits my own wikipedia page*
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>>72094853
3 minutes
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Don't care...?
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>>72094853
Probably about 2 and a half weeks since I came here about 10 years ago. Fucking hell literally nothing in my life has changed.
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>>72094849
definitely sounds like someone we can trust with the nations finances.
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>>72094850
not interested in your damage control, chukka
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What's happened then in NI with the elections?

is that DNP lass with the short hair back in
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>>72094853
hasn't happened for over half a decade I'm afraid
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>>72094798

keir starmer
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>>72094856
It's actually pretty useful, a lot better than skype.

>>72094853
About 4 years, after /b/-day.
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God created us in his image with Adam and Eve. We used to be beautiful, that is, until Eve disobeyed and betrayed God.
If it weren't for the first female, we would have been living and enjoying life in a garden. Sad, ain't it?
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Daily reminder that Blair did nothing wrong.
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I want attention and I want it NOW
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they're praising cultural marxism in that discord holy shit what uni do you go to
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me in the purple sweater
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why are no images loading for me :(
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any good books about the history of aboriginal australians
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>>72094923
he's applying to be trump's middle east envoy
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>>72094952
beaver towers hit the nail on the head
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>>72094947
me in front glaring at the camera
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>>72094947
me at the front (NOT happy)
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>>72094951
this is a textboard
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>>72094958
fake news
completely fake news
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>>72094924
sort your life out
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>>72094947
that's pink you nonce
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>>72094951
They were loading really slowly for me a bit earlier, and I have very fast internet.
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>The Farty Shith Poosident of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica, Toilet Bog Fart
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>>72094947
FOY
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relaxing
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lads what gimmicks should be unleashed on this discord
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globalist neoliberals OUT
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>>72094947
me in the window on the right
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>>72095003
introduce them to timposting
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>>72095003
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>>72095003
all of them
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>>72095006
commie.
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>you were born just in time to watch the US military obliterate North Korea

feels great lads
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>>72095003
i got banned before i could do anything
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>>72095002
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>>72095003
brick shithouse them
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>>72095032
he looks like when a frog inflates his throat to attract a mate
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Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism
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>>72095032
the madman will probably crush the cartels
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>>72095002
This is just like me the other week when I tripped and spilled a bowl of soup. Lay there for a good few minutes thinking about the unfairness of life.
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>>72094801
>Soldiers were told that if they felt like someone was feeling the shape of their helmet, but they couldn't see anyone, to stay calm

Can't say I'd be best pleased if a little Asian man was feeling the contours of my bell end on the battlefield, least of all without permission.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4

choon bruv
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>>72094924
Are you the chimp in the psych hospital?
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Looks like haitiANO still visits huh
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Did they fuck us all off?
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>>72095032
Oh, is he going to have a second crack at defeating Vietnam too?
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top-tier banter
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Would you live here?
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got banned from that discord
'twas fun
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>>72094924
Stop ruining your parents lives and fucking get over yourself.
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PRAISE THE KEKLORD

PRAISE KEK

POST THE DANKEST WEBMS U GOT

THREAD THEMETUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
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>>72095129
would probably manage it this time
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tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y25stK5ymlA
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>>72095132
he's not wrong
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>it was some /lit/ room
fs wondered why they weren't behaving like normie uni students
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fat women are appalling creatures and they know it
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Why doesn't theresa have any kids?
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>>72095152
>>72094986
NO
I refuse to take responsibility

>>72095101
I got out yesterday
Getting drunk as a celebration
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just saw pooeylynxlad get banned
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me up top
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Discord raids are fun. Let's do it again sometime, lads.
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are nige
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>>72095165
Fuck off back to r/4chan.
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lesbian facesitting is the ultimate wank redpill
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trump actually knows whats in area 51.
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>>72095252
>GREYter london
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>>72095239
show face
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>>72095253
this. /brit/ is a sleeping giant, if we put our minds to it we could achieve anything
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>>72095165
>/pol/ memes and leddit memes

I'm deducing a connection here, Watson
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>>72095253
they ban quicky
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Hello vivec
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>>72095299
do /gf2017/ then
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>>72095321
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uh oh
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>>72095307
fuck off yank
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>>72095307
vivec was a pretty cool city

morrowind was the best elder scrolls by far
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trump actually knows who killed JFK
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>>72095252
Just realised Scotland is shaped like a jew

I've always said Scots are the jews of the north
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>>72095132
Dr POTUS, I'm GOP
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SNP complaining about neglected public services... yeah alri' lad
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>>72095321
Fuck me

Completely forgot gf2017 and I'm down for 2 this year since I didn't get gf2016

Oh man oh man, bit stoked not gonna lie
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>>72095374
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i assume you've all heard the new lorde track yeah?

it's good
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Reckon there should be some sort of board where you're forced to upload an image with every post you make.
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the scariest conspiracy....is that there are no conspiracies. No controlling masters, no shadowy manipulators at the top...it's all chaos
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>>72095387
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a helicopter?
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>>72095386
if we're jews why are we so bad with money?
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>>72095286
I wasn't born yesterday
You already know who I am and I know who you are. you're just looking for 100ā„… Confirmation of my ID, well here you have it. It is who you think it is.
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>>72095429
funny thing is that's actually the case, people with different agendas fucking things up
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>>72095429
*Bush did the London Bombings
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>>72095402
*Triggers you*
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>>72095374
Ted Cruz's dad wasn't it?
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>>72095452
you dont know who i am
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>>72095429

fnord
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>>72095429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV2_VTgsZoY
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>>72095448
We haven't always been 2bh

We used to be known as tight bastards

We're also responsible for the free market economy and several of the biggest banks on earth

Fuck me lads, are we actually just pseudo-kikes?
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>>72095465
Hitler shook his hand and congratulated him, it was FDR that snubbed him
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>>72094459
rasheed
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*drops a nuke on japan*
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Chicken Tikka Masala and popadoms for supper lads.
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>>72095465

jesse owens was a registered child sex offender
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Last time I went for a piss I ended up doing it everywhere but the toilet, on the floor, my legs/feet, on my left side up the wall all because I have phimosis. Need another now, let's hope things go well.
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>>72095514
hope it didn't land anywhere near fukushima haha
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>>72095515
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>>72095515
going to make a big batch of that next i think. haven't cooked a curry in a long time and i have a blender so i can really knock the sauce up a notch.
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>>72095540
Just sit down if it's a problem.
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are asians actually naturally smaller than white people or is it just due to malnutrition on aggregate
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*attacks you from the rear*
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*SKRRRTs into thread*
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>>72095554
Can't admit defeat lad.
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>>72095540
sit on the toilet if it's really that bad lad...
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the CIA leaks data not as a calculated move but out of incompetence....almost all of our governments are actually run by people who have decent intentions but fail to translate that into competent policy...the world population is expanding rapidly and it's not part of anyone's master plan...our greatest intellects are as good at understanding the universe as a toddler with downs is at understanding the world...
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>>72095553
Just get a can of it from Tesco and squeeze a load of Extra Hot Sriracha in it like the animal you are.
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>>72095482
I have a pretty good idea of who you are, C.
I'm one step ahead of you.
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who /cool/ here?
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Tea should never be served with milk
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>>72095239
Thought as much. Imagine how much stress you've caused your mum and dad, the amount of time healthcare professionals just spent on you, all because you'd rather be a self-indulgent reprobate who refuses to take responsibility for the course of your own life. I've met many people like you in my line of work: histrionic children who insist on dragging everyone else in their lives down, who love to be fussed over, scream that they're going to kill themselves hundreds of times over for years but never do. A person who makes a career out of the mental health services and an absolute low life form. Is that what you want to be?

May God help you, lad, and your poor long-suffering family. Know that the only thing stopping you from recovering is you.
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>>72095429
This is the big conspiracy about JFK desu, the security services want people to think they assassinated him because the alternative is that they couldn't stop a loser like Oswald.
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>>72095615
I'm drunk now idc
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*joins the resistance*
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Nothing beside remains
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look at this frog

haha got you
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>>72094091
>>72094105
Wew lad, that was impressive
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I recently graduated top of my class at MadLad college, and Iā€™ve been to a few U18 parties at club Lightweight, and I have over 300 confirmed UCAS points.

I am trained in ring of fire and Iā€™m the top downer Jagerbombs in the entire college. Uni is nothing to me but another drinking target. I will out drink all the sports teams, especially the rugby lads, with my Jagerbomb downing precision. The likes of which they have never seen.

I think I can handle my alcohol, I once drank 4 pints in one afternoon, that I bought from a corner shop, they didn't even ID me, fuckers. As we speak I am preparing and buying as many crates of the weakest alcohol I can buy to prepare for the oncoming storm. The storm that is going out drinking three nights a week. The girls don't have a chance.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out drink anyone in over two different ways, and thatā€™s just with beer! Not only am I extensively trained in drinking games, but I have access to the entire supply of Coors Light from my local Tesco Express.

If you guys only knew how well I can handle my alcohol, you guys wouldn't have laughed at me and made fun of me. But you didnā€™t, and now youā€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiots.
I will drink at least 2 pints and be able to handle it. Youā€™re all fucking wrong, kiddos.
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>>72095669
Post cara
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>>72095588
sorry, not a povvo pleb

>>72095597
you literally haven't got a clue lad. but im pretty sure you're the famed sister puncher of old/brit/

>>72095632
Oswald wasn't a skilled enough marksman to shoot that well. plus the trajectory of the bullets were all wrong mate.
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>>72095666
alri satan
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Where the best place to cop modafinil lads?

A lot of the sites look dodgy.
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>>72095683
haha i too was in the navy seals
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Might do a shoop of Tim, suggestions?
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>the earth could be wiped out at any time by an asteroid and we have next to no detection systems
>9/11 wasn't an inside job and that's just evidence of how the world teeters on a knife edge
>there's nothing in area 51 except experimental technology
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>>72095685
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>>72095700
buy speed instead
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>>72095686
I did not hit her I did naht
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>>72095713
i thought nasa has good detctection systems but relatively powerless missiles or deflections
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>>72095735
might

is it cheaper?
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When was the last time we actually elected a PM lads?

Blair?

>blair
>brown (appointed by blair)
>cameron (selected by clegg)
>may (pm by default)

Am I forgetting someone?
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>>72095713
STOP

WE NEED REASON, NOT CHAOS
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>>72095700
ask around your uni
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>>72095686
That's just what they want you to think.

The only thing they control is the media. They can't stop people like Oswald or things like the 9/11 attacks, but they want you to think that they're so in control that they are responsible for everything that happens.
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>>72095765
>ask around your uni
nah

would look a right straightpeg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMzRwwo1PZg
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>>72095742
yeah pretty much, we'll know it's coming a while in advance but there will be nothing we can do about it
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>>72095756
Cameron in 2015?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z4jx5VMw8M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apo-AMTetbU


*toots loudly*
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>>72095792
me on the left
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Post an invite to the discord lads
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>>72095742
They could use nukes against certain kinds of asteroid. It's the less common type though I think.
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>>72095756
nige will be elected soon
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Lads

>>72095290
>>72095290
>>72095290
>>72095290
>>72095290
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>>72095568
ayo brodie, we goin' on bourgeoisie patrol?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EULa8wVaAIE
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>>72095700
there's two ways you can do it

>pay over the odds and pretend you have narcolepsy symptoms to an online pharmacy with registered brick and mortar premises, you'll get a legitimate prescription and your modaifinil in the post, you will get branded provigil this way which is partially why it's so expensive

or

>buy it off one of the dodgy sites that ship it from india or other places, it's much cheaper and likely the worst that will happen is they confiscate the package at customs which is still unlikely

reminder that modafinil isn't some wonder drug that some people make it out to be, it is good for helping you focus but you still need to motivate yourself
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hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW0sm_VR4OY
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>>72094401
why canĀ“t i download your flag REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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New

>>72095998

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