/brit/

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/balt/

trump supporter I was sitting next to in the lecture hall screamed "cuck" in my ear as he was debating a hillary supporter from across the room


state of this country

I don't go to the dentist because the idea of paying for any sort of medical care just seems insane to me.

>>72091470
did you do nothing?

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>>72091432
>the brit is the brownest one there

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>>72091340
Mad Men

>quite like spending time the gf and having sex etc. but feel we're not that connected and we're sort of wasting time

what do lads?

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>>72091505
>brit

>>72091432
https://soundcloud.com/kef-lavik/05-vi-notum-eiturlyf

WISH you could understand this

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Considering telling the gf we should go on a romantic day out simply so I can have a ride on this

>>72091489
>the idea of paying for a valuable service is insane

You're an idiot, also post teeth.

no zoots for 10 days lads

Thinking of buying a car lads. Still driving an ancient Ford Focus my dad got me five years ago at the moment...

Any advice on what to get for say £7,000-£8,000?

>>72091493
put a finger in my ear facing him and waited for the professor to stop them

>>72091536
>when iceland doesnt have any trains

>>72091572
how old are you?
insurance is going to be a pain if you're young 2bh

>>72091514
Sex with men.

Great Britain: A Christian Nation?
Are they all talk, or do they really believe?
Should we knock down the churches and abolish the monarchy?

>>72091536
Looks clapped out af, where is it?

Quite want to do the Caledonian sleeper with my gf, even though that looks clapped out too haha

>>72091574
should have pointed at him while doing the circle-the-side-of-your-head-with-your-finger-man-is-a-looney sign

>>72091572
first gen twingo

>>72091572
diesel automatic e39, e46 or e90 or e60 BMW

>>72091594
24

>>72091572
Land Rover. A V8.

>>72091616
>clapped out
???

>>72091556
Oh so you'd rather pay for all public services as and when you need them?

>>72091572
£7,000-£8,000 = - £1,000

can't buy a car for negative money lad

>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know weed
>always went to weed and never have weed off
>always good with my weed
>always do everything else I have to weed
>only smoke on my weeds off
>last weed
>told me if I smoke again she would weed me
>fuckthatweed
>don't really weed it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off weed
>she asks me to go around to weed
>get weed
>weed in
>somehow knows I'm weed
>''are you weed?''
>weeding like a cunt
''weed''
>tells me to weed and texts me to not weed her again

Weed. Not really sure I even wanted to weed with someone like that anyway.

>>72091633
please be 5'4lad

>>72091667
clapped-out
adjective: clapped-out
worn out from age or heavy use and unable to work or operate. "a clapped-out old van"

Just ordered 500 packs of Parma Violets lads

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Swizzels-Matlow-Parma-Violets-Rolls/dp/B0048AB458

best ends in London?

caledonian road

>>72091572
Only correct choice:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201610289216654

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>>72091598
>Should we knock down the churches and abolish the monarchy?
yes

>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know weed
>always went to weed and never have weed off
>always good with my weed
>always do everything else I have to weed
>only smoke on my weeds off
>last weed
>told me if I smoke again she would weed me
>fuckthatweed
>don't really weed it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off weed
>she asks me to go around to weed
>get weed
>weed in
>somehow knows I'm weed
>''are you weed?''
>weeding like a cunt
''weed''
>tells me to weed and texts me to not weed her again

Weed. Not really sure I even wanted to weed with someone like that anyway.

Are bottle openers legal in the UK?

>>72091432
>IRISH
Might as well just say British desu, not like it's any different.

>>72091683
sounds like a sweet girl/ I'd love to marry a woman like that.

>>72091671
No, but that would not be insane. And I would do rather than neglect my health/teeth.

In fact I do pay for private dental care because the NHS ones are shite round here.

>>72091769
no we have to use our teeth

>>72091793
What they need is more migrants

>>72091793
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, the so-called religion of peace and docile non-whites

>>72091616
Preston to Barrow
I want to do the Caledonian sleeper or the Night Riviera with the gf but we are in the North West so we would have to get to London or Scotland beforehand

>>72091793
if man tried that here i would have heemed him personally

>>72091793
this time last year it seemed like we had constant happenings

/pol/ was amazing between January 2016 and July 2016

>>72091572
Jaguar S type

>>72091696
nope lmao
he bought a dacia duster

>>72091793
>tfw every time something like this happens it brings day of the bacon even closer

Let my tea go cold lads.

Still gonna drink it though.

>>72091900
I think at one point there was 4 happenings in 3
days

Mental

>>72091793
E N R I C H E D

fucked those bitch watchers up

>>72091814
my lad has broken 3 teeth doing that

>>72091900
Ah yes people being sexually assaulted and violently murdered was just epic wasnt it? Praise kek!!

>>72091900
ISIS were probing France in 2015 and late 2014, that was the year of the happening.

2016 was the year of the reaction to that happening.

want to cum on a girls soft tummy

>>72091911
wtf what happened to the dakota

>Merkel still leading in the polls

You can't make this shit up, Germans are cucked beyond anything conceivable.

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was reading william blake in the cemetery earlier, felt a bit melancholy x

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>>72091912

>>72091992
fuck off morrisey

>reading in a cemetery

Fuck off you edgelord.

>>72092018
well hello there reddit!

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>>72091992
>the guy in second place is even further left

>>72091572

green citroen cactus

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Hmmm

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>>72091996
RIP in piss

>>72091793
>anti-terror police
Bit of a racist assumption. Could EASILY have been a trump supporter going after minorities.

everybody is from reddit but me

>>72092048
is she ok?

>>72092048
Man, Iggy pop looks aight these days

>>72092058
that would still be terrorism though

you're the one making a racist assumption 2bh

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>>72092048
Whoever this bloke is he is an absolute plonker

>>72092009
>The West requires an enemy.

That's why we're having a new Cold War with China isn't it.

>>72092093
>>72092048
keep scrolling down the article and post the one of her in the skanky makeup

>>72091966
2016 we had brussels, NK's nuke tests, brexit, istanbul, the russian ambassador, bastille day, orlando, munich, berlin etc

>>72092090
No that would be FASCISM. The appropriate response to which is an immediate change of government in the USA and cancellation of Brexit and maybe less white people...?

>>72091974
i think he owned a 2500 ram with his father

>>72092048
her tits are die

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>>72092095
not with china. the collective ego.
the human spirit is miserable and wretched.
it is subject to the whims of the mind
the real jihad is against wrongness

>>72092095
Yes but China is going to steamroll us at the rate we're going.

Been on /v/ most of the day. Underrated board.

Ahh yes, normies

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488940692956.webm

>>72092124
Uh no, that sounds like a silly exaggeration Rorke would make

Having a more diverse genetic makeup reduces the likelihood of genetic diseases.

Having a child outside of your racial group is objectively healthier.

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387kNOgNYaY

Just ordered a free chlamydia test lads

>>72092166
not my cup of tea

china will make a great ally if there is economic cooperation. however it's not sure about the harsh regimes they have there. the citizens live in fear of the state. people are persecuted. corruption is rampant and they have a slash-and-burn approach to resources and people. it has a lot to ask as well, of other nations.

mad how quickly life can end, and how quickly you'll be forgotten

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Could deck 99℅ of you pathetic little insects

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>>72091773

>>72092212
klammi is icelandic slang for chlamydia
the more you know

>>72092241
an insect can crush you if god is behind it.

>>72092171
I wish I had upper body strength
it would make sex so much better
I struggle to go on top because I have to hold myself up

>>72092184
not true. mixing genes that haven't seen each other in hundreds of thousands of years is just as bad
see: mental illness in asian-white mixed people

listening to lostprophets

>>72092154
Eh, people said Socialism was the future at the start of the last Cold War.

>>72092166
I find it's alright as long as you're careful not to trigger too much autism.

>>72092114
Alright, tbf Paris was basically 2016 as well and that was the big one.

I still feel like 2015 was the year of the happening for people who were paying attention and could see what was coming. 2016 was when it hit for real though, agree on that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5zav2yrC7M

>>72092225
>the citizens live in fear of the state
the only thing I disagree with
they don't fear the state at all

>>72092178
A Rorke would hear that someone went mad swinging an axe at people for no apparent reason and assume it was motivated by Islam.

There's all kinds of reasons people start trying to kill a bunch of random strangers all of a sudden on the street or subway.

And if it is a muslim, well that's just more reason to give them what they want (whatever that is).

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>an insect can crush you if god is behind it.

>>72092277
what else happened in 2015 aside from Paris?

>A father who raped his gay daughter to prove “sex was better with men” has been jailed for 21 years.

>The attack on the 16-year-old happened after she had confided to him that she was struggling with her identity – he responded with “uncontrolled” anger.
Christ.

>>72092241
99 care of?

>>72092289
a state of corrupt officials is pretty scary.
buddha says the worst enemy is one's own unguarded, untaught. undisciplined mind

germany is the worst country in history

>>72092268
Pretty easy just to do some push ups every day desu.

>>72092327
lol

>>72092327
banter

>>72092370
can't be arsed with that

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>>72092316
Rise of the caliphate.

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>>72092311

>>72092327
Could be worse. He could've chucked her off the roof.

>>72092269
> Hundreds of thousands

Modern humans have only existed for about twenty thousand lad

With the mental health issues is it even necessarily genetic?

>>72092412
>gif
fuck off

>>72092348
The thing is, what we see as corruption in the west isn't corruption in China

>>72092411
that was more 2014

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>>72092370
everyone should be able to do at least 50, and eventually do press ups on the fingertips.
never do it with flat palms, but rather on the wrists (supposedly) promotes correct alignment and strengthens the wrist.

>>72092458
australia pls :33

>>72092418
don't know enough about this but I'm fairly sure I'm right

Could I find work in Amsterdam if I only speak English

>>72092458
B so i can drink VB and watch the V8 living the simple mans life

>>72092276
Socialism still is the future, you just can't force it

With automation and shit the way most economies work now is unsustainable in the long run

>>72092471
what does jesus have to do with this

>>72092327

at least he tried to put her right

>>72092447
2015 was when it reached it's full extent and started carrying out attacks on the West for the first time.

>>72092498
Plenty of people find work in Amsterdam and only speak arabic.

Can you pimp young girls/sell drugs/rob?

>>72092498
Sucking cocks for a living. You don't need to speak much.

>>72092543
lvl (laughed very loudly)

>>72092184

*dies from lack of bone marrow donors*

>>72092543
>ass
FOY

>>72092543
one on the left

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>>72092418
>Modern humans have only existed for about twenty thousand lad

Mong

No such thing as modern humans you spastic

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Anyone for the fourth industrial revolution?
the digi-virtual instant information omnipresence technological singularity told through memes?

>>72092498
Yes, Netherlands is the most English-friendly country in the world outside of native English-speaking places

>>72092586
>No such thing as modern humans
Scot detected.

>>72092538
2014 was their best year desu, started going downhill in mid to late 2015

the strongest irishman ever is a hapa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zriYiPfvRjE

>>72092458
Half the population, as long as it's the north

>>72092515
Yes, only twice and immediately afterwards I pray it wasn't a M/F combo

>>72092606
wrong

>>72092515
I press the button pay hitmen to go to Ireland and kill an Irishman of their choice

Hitmen are nowhere near $1,000,000, so eventually I'll be extremely wealthy and there won't be any Irishmen left

>>72092615
DIdn't say 2015 was their best year, I said it was the year when they started attacking the West.

there is something else though.
how to take control of it?
only if the meme is wholesome and pure and good and nice and right and correct and all that jazz

>>72092600
Let's say I take that deal but then one day I stub my toe and drop the accent in a fit of passion.

What happens then?

>>72092498
ye
>work for a dutch only company
>work in amsterdam for a day
>get greeted by an english girl at the door and inside theres only other europeans
ree'd out loud the entire day

>>72092600
heck yeah pardner

>>72092586
You think humans now are the same as humans that exterminated the neanderthals?

miss english brekkie so bad

germans don't know breakfast

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>>72092698
>exterminated the neanderthals

wew lad

>>72092674
yeh but attacks in the west are fairly irrelevant

anbar and ninawa campaigns were both in 2014

>>72092730
You think they just evaporated lad?

Humans killed and ate them

>>72092698
Yes you fucking idiot, homo sapiens

here's a thought

if the migrants children replace the german population
surely this will actually enrich germany's culture?

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>>72092712
big breakfasts are for the weak

>>72092808
looks fucking dire

>>72092742
>attacks in the west are fairly irrelevant

Considering the original fucking discussion was about happenings, how about you stop dropping Iraqi region names like a spastic redditor and shut the fuck up.

>proud subscriber to r/syriancivilwar
>veteran of the kobani campaign
>tips flair

Fuck off

>>72092808
What do you do on a Sunday morning when you're hungover though?

*quickly stops off at the off licence*

>>72092808
>cheese on toast
>cheese isn't melted
>knife and fork
>and a glass of jizz
No thanks Europe.

>le happenings XD based kek
Back to the_donald

>>72092776
No we fucked them into oblivion

Kind of like the arabs are doing to europe

who the fuck gets hungry as soon as they wake up?

>>72092712
what do they have?

i just have pain au chocolat for brekkie usually

>>72092859
Did you get the skins?

>>72092842
you were talking about the rise of the caliphate you fucking mong

>>72091432
Not used the NHS since I was 13

>>72092883
it's called a chocolatine

>>72092868

who are you replying to bruce?

>>72092780
Gains independence from whom?
They're already an independent country

I'd become the president of Singapore because you earn almost $2m USD a year, AND get access to a load of Chinese and Indian food

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>>72092829
t. lactose intolerant runt

>>72092852
deluxe version

>>72092883
cold cuts cheese and jam

they do have a lot of quark which can be nice

anyone know latvian? what are they shouting at the start?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh-ikyBAQr8

>>72092911
Is the future going to happen no matter what?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-state-department-saudi-arabia-arms-sales-yemen-air-strikes-barack-obama-block-weapons-a7620821.html

praise kek!

Can somebody from surrey tell me if surrey hills is a suitable place to do acid. (suitable = isolated and quiet)

>>72092852
haha good one deano ;p

posting from bed with chinese gf leds

>>72092916
That would be nice with a thick layer of Branston desu.

>>72092945
I don't think they have internet in Surrey.

>>72092943
good

>bruce
Really not up to scratch on your geopolitics is you

>>72092945
not from surrey, but meditate and keep calm and you should be okay

>>72092958
'sheed

How do you feel knowing that no woman would voluntarily consent to have sex with you?

>>72092961
post pic

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lol

>>72093041
>>72093041
you fucking cunt

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Where were you?

>>72093041
An joke a day keeps half life 3 away

>>72092945

just do it in bed

>>72093059
>>72093059
ok for the future one, sure why not

as for the gold one, go ahead

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39225773

yaaas civil war 2 when

>>72093059
Take it
Call it football
Heem him if he ever shows his face again

>>72093041
you've been doing this for well over a year now

havent tricked me since the first time

>>72093079
uk has shit weather

>>72093073

in york

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>>72093041

Having a cup of green tea then it's off to bed x

>>72093041
First time I didn't fall for it.

>>72093041
you BASTARD!

>>72093103
utter retards

Perth, Bath, Bristol, Edinbugh, York represent

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>>72093169
>Edinburgh

me

Who wants to come see a free film with me at the vue in edinburgh on monday?

>>72093185
I would strap the explosives to myself as well as my loved ones and then detonate them.

imagine you plucked out your eye when it offended you. wouldn't that be good, hmmm?

>May trying to make out it's completely fair to screw over self employed people

would rather go on a pub tour of North Yorkshire than set foot in the horrible """""country"""" known as scotland

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>>72093210
>>72093212
wut...

what time's it on?

>>72093169
the big 5

>>72093185
old german tourists come to my town and they're pretty nice
I think my town would benefit nicely with a 5% increase in tourists

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>cousin messages me on facebook
>asking how I am
ughhh

Self employed people pay less tax anyway, and they still will. Fuck sake, stop bitching.

>>72093266
immensely good post

>>72093272
noon

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>>72093299
that's rough

let us know the next chapter of this enthralling tale

My lad was fucking some girl and she said she didnt want to do it in the disabled bathroom because she isnt disabled lmao

anyone else like Ray Mears?
Such a nice chap. I love nature. The british isles are quite nice all round.

>>72093310
hmm, I'll be at work then

need a big bum gf

Xeroxed man dressed in gauze
spider silk, and menopause
Mustache showered with applause
squished out packets like taco sauce

reminder that /brit/ is a racist general

>>72093341
take time off.

>>72093371
>Hitler
amirite?

>>72093299
well, how are you?

Is /u/Heknarf ITT?

>>72093343
I have a gf with a reasonably sized bum and it's quite nice

>>72093340
LOVE Ray Mears. Got his Extreme Survival DVDs and a couple of his books.

>when and where can I pick the stuff up
>sent 19:05
>seen 19:06
Are dealers this shit in the uk

https://www.youtube.com/user/FITVfalklandislands/videos


watching this, fucking mental to think people live there.

>>72093340

yeh watched some of his stuff

kinda sad how there's essentially no wilderness left in britain though

>>72093373
Thanks, I forgot.

havin a taco bell

>>72093385
what film is it anyway?

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the gf

>>72093446
sexy

>>72093446
sexy

>>72093400
u have drugs in iceland?

>>72093440
kong, logan or john wick. u decide la

>>72093446
Thought this was an incredibly long and thin phimotic cock.

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"Russia's Orthodox Church Will henceforth Celebrate St. Patrick's Day"

https://themoscowtimes.com/news/russias-orthodox-church-will-henceforth-celebrate-st-patricks-day-57385

>>72093495
You're an incredibly long and thin phimotic cock.

>>72093446
Would love her to beat the shit out of me

Business idea: shag my sister

>>72093446
hot

>>72093414
think it would be hard to live there
I think it's fine to just live in a tiny town like Stanley, but the fact it's like 8 hours to get anywhere remotely bigger would be too much for me

>>72093486
Yes
Trying tomget some 42% moonshine from this guy but I could literally get speed or weed in like 20mins no problem

>>72093414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfHSvD-EREE

I like sea kings, pretty cool helicopters

a while back /out/ had this general where they were going to start a commune somewhere in a rural area

was seriously considering joining, enough though it was going to be a sausage fest

Do people in the falklands go to Buenos Aires to do their shopping lol

indians are a good bunch, integrated lads

https://youtu.be/1eMj7okE2BE?t=135

>there are brown people on a British colony that's closer to Antarctica than anywhere brown

Updated my ps4 and it has a status thingy now like facebook, grim.

Business idea: give someone money on the condition that they give you more back at a later date

>>72093540
yeah but i bet its shit weed aint it

do u have any more druggy drugs

>>72093570
if you say so, sanjeev

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In bed lads x

>>72093580
yeah, some people aren't too happy

at least you can have a bigger HDD now and use external storage

>>72093581
What if they never give you any money back?

Pajeets on the prowl

>>72093616
I have the same undies.

woke up this morning to warm sunshine

closed the curtains went back to sleep

>>72093489
hmm, if I wasn't working I would go tbqh

maybe I'll call in sick at the last minute

Business idea: charge someone money on the condition that you'll pay to fix their building, replace their belongings, repair their car, treat their pet, pay for their funeral, compensate their trade when they need it

>>72093616
>>72093616
>socks in bed

deeply concerning

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the goal

>>72093635
argentine flag
it's just a flag and doesn't symbolise sovereignty

>>72093668
just take a break. i'll make it worth your while ;)

Business idea: use physical force to obtain the possessions and money of others

>>72093673
>hires your service
Oh look my house burned down. It was a mansion full of priceless artwork btw.

Once in uni when no housemates were in, I just made a shit load of crumble topping (flour, butter, sugar, pinch of salt) and baked it, ate the lot.

Would have benefited from cream or custard but there was none to be had. I think I may do it again quite soon looool

There, I said it.

>>72093682
It gets cold

business idea: buy an entire neighbourhood in Detroit for $5,000 and invite /int/ellectuals to come live in houses there for a small fee

instead of gentrification it will be NEETrification

>>72093711
literally business ideas. we can stop now

>>72093673
business idea: pretend my belongings were lost to get your money but really they weren't lost

need an indian gf

>>72093733
when I went to uni I got drunk and had sex with lots of girls all the time
(and a few boys, not gay though)

>>72093740
This "small" fee. How small are we talking?

business idea: start an organised crime syndicate that only has /brit/posters as members and uses violence, blackmail, intimidation and threats to obtain money and gf's for us all

>>72093790
I'm in

Business idea: burn down my house

>>72093619
how does an update increase HDD size

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>>72093740
been done

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Should sitcoms be allowed to hit this close to home?

>>72093816
you can use an 8 TB drive now, didn't work before for some reason

>>72093778

I'm thinking rent would be 50$ a month for a rundown boarded up house of your choosing.

we would also need to create some kind of paramilitary force to protect our turf against the local gangs, so membership in that would be mandatory

business idea: a business that thinks up business ideas for people

>>72093834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJpuznVJFM

Single Mum at my volunteer work keeps flirting with me lads. Should I go for it?

I'm a 21st century schizoid man

Business idea: offer to wank someone off at the back of a move theatre so they agree to come with you to the vue cinema in edinburgh at noon on the 13 march

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFnlZiDT_Ak

wtf i HATE argentina now!

>>72093847
So, essentially, people would be paying 50 dollars a month to serve in your shit militia.

>>72093395
post bum

>>72093902
+ shelter

>>72093847
Who supplies this neighbourhood watch, and is there a fitness requirement?

>>72093902
It is called feudalism.

>>72093893
DUN DUDUDUDUN DUN DUN

>>72093395
Tfw no sizeable butt gf

new >>72093932
>>72093932
>>72093932

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>Single Mum at my volunteer work keeps flirting with me lads. Should I go for it?

>>72093847
fuck it im in

>>72093929
If it's feudalism I'm not paying fuck all, let's go seize some decent land and he can grant the survivors parts of it.

>>72093912
shan't

>>72091432
gay

>>72091432
>Spanish