/brit/

I wake up around 11PM, take a stroll through the streets of London between 12PM and 1PM. I then proceed to read the works of Karl Marx and Trotsky in Her Majesty's parks outside Buckingham Palace, often giving a slight yet luxurious "ha-haw" at the simplicity of their minds. I return home, shower, and scan any potential contracts through various sites. I work for no more than four hours per day yet tend to accomplish enough to make 40K per year. I take the tube to Canary Wharf and laugh at the bankers who make 10 times as much as I do, yet will never be richer in body and soul and see their visible frustration when I call them "replaceable cogs in a jewwy machine".
After, I head to the bar where my old school friends wait - their tired, aged faces are fuel for my youth and vigour. Their girlfriends and wives often hit on me secretly; I play along and let them think they have a chance, before I leave the bar with the prettiest girl half their age. I take her back to my place, and we chill under the skylights and fall in love for a night. By morning I shush her out, call my father and let him know his advice was poor, that 30 years at a pharmaceutical for a redundancy package barely worth 100K wasn't worth it, and he should never call again - I hang up before he tells me I was the one who called. I proceed to get comfy in my bed, I zone into my sports channel of choice and fall asleep until 11PM hits once more.

OGGY OGGY OGGY

just invited the fat 40 year old woman co-worker to the dedicated fight room

waiting on her response

please refrain

Anyone else going to get a bit drunk tonight?

>>72088877
not a word

>>72088839
>communism
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

is mark corrigan a cuck?

>>72088890
more like weighting

Business idea: don't go to uni tomorrow

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>>72088907
>We have REAL intellectual discussion

>>72088929
some of you guys are alright

I had a nice dinner lads :)

The advantage straight white cisgender men have, our "privilege", is that our superficial identity is irrelevant. We might have some cultural pride for our ancestry, but, ultimately, our exterior identity is irrelevant. And if every member of each "minority" acted the same way, we'd all be equals, because having pride in your culture does not define you. Nothing defines you but your actions, beliefs, ethics, and achievements. The solution to discrimination is not to fix it while erecting more boundaries, but to treat these differences with absolute apathy. I'm white, who fucking cares? I'm an asshole, that you can take umbrage with. I have a penis, and unless we're fucking it has no relevance to you. I identify as me. Start doing the same. I'll respect you more for thinking of your traits as decorations on the cover of the book (like they are), rather than as the fucking text. Start getting to know people, actually read the fucking book, because right now, the SJW concept of identity is fucking illiterate, which is ironic because you can fill a book with all the components of identity when written in full. Stop inventing new words, stop acting like every minor difference is whole new section in the Dewey Decimal System of classifying people, and start actually looking inward and into the people you're talking to. We all belong on the same fucking shelf, so stop acting like each book belongs on its own shelf to be equal to the others. Try embracing diversity, racial diversity, gender diversity (kind of moot because there are only men, women, post-op trans men, post-op trans women, and pre-op trans men and pre-op trans women of varying points in transition), cultural diversity (involving cultures, not races. Mayan and Aztec may both be native Mexican, but they are different cultures. Germans and Slavs are different ethnicities and cultures, but are white, and Slavs have numerous Slavic cultures as well.

Just watched a lad lose his anal virginity live. Not sure why I'm not bent or owt.

>>72088877
ermm i think you mean 11am

>>72088982
nonce

Is Scotland really England's Mexico?

just hand wrote a letter

>>72088923
nah it was legit his baby

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watching the wire lads

>>72088981
Nubian, Beninese, and Bushman are all unique cultures, all Black, but not one is the archetype for the others. It's actually really fucking racist to act like all all Black people share one culture. They share ethnic markers, that's it.), and INTELLECTUAL DIVERSITY. It's sad that the guy who is called every plausible form of discriminatory this side of the Oort Cloud is the one who is actually open minded about people who are different from him, and guess what, most of us identity-irrelevant shitlords are just as open minded. Try actually talk to us before assuming we are bigots. You might actually make a friend.

>>72089024
say hello to everyone in the 1940s for me

>>72088982
Why didn't you share it lad? you used to be alright.

>>72088929
hope you prepd coffe for the firearm unit

>>72089019
England's Mexico is Poland

>>72089019
scotland is england's canada. france is england's mexico (complete with immigrant problem too)

just hand typed a post

>>72089019
eastern europe is the UK's mexico

just penis typed a post

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>>72088981
>minorities are unprivileged not because they've been fucked over for centuries but because they're proud of who they are

>>72088979
all gone?

>>72089019
Ireland is northern ireland's mexico

>>72089019
mexico's england is wales

>>72089031
good taste

>>72089031
Would you be able to convince me to watch this?

Watched the first episode and wasn't that impressed.

>>72089073
Ireland is Mexico lad, generations of immigrants crossing here doing menial work for centuries.

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thank me later ye cunts

>>72089098
ye

what's the worst thing you've ever done /brit/?

>>72089031
started it yesterday. I'm still not sure I give a shit about the plot or any of the characters

>>72089139
so what is calais in north america?

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>>72089019
Scotland is England's Norway that likes the EU a bit too much

>>72089094
I've never watched GochiUsa desu.

>>72089147
driving to dublin tomorrow? dublin of all places?

>>72089200
ne

>>72089163
best ask an american lad, not an expert. i would imagine theres some border town filled with starvin marvins in cages.

>>72089138
first season is a bit slow

second season is fucking kino

>>72089155
just stick with it, it grows on you

first person mod abyss watchers are doing my nut in

why didn't donegal join the unionists?

>>72089216
hate driving on the motorway? HATE it?

MINT fuckin night last night lads. Boys night out with Jezza and big john.

Jezza was compltely fucking mortal and tried pullin some munter hahahah.

John was too wankered to walk straight so ended up leaving to grab a kebab

I went to the club and about pulled some slag but took too much charlie so knew I couldn't get me knob hard so i pied her

>>72089240
because they're not cucks

>>72089187
bad taste

>>72089181
I think Norway is England's Norway

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>72089264
PLEASE vocaroo this

howling and shrieking at the thought of a yank trying to say those words

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>>72089240

Don't know if I'm way late to it but have you watched KAYS GOOD COOKING?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CysbB_Gs-0

>>72089264
mental

>>72088839
Basshunter is going to playing in my town lads

>>72089264
Decent if not pasta

>>72089286
My taste is the best desu, also I said I've never watched it, not that I hate it.

Having serious second thoughts about this high sugar diet lads

>>72088839
*starves to death*

>>72089323
That's the guy that married that porn star right

>>72089331
its only kind of pasta because ive made one before like 4 months back after watching an episode of geordie shore

>>72089319
what the fuck is this

off to watch the wire
>>72089305
this, not leaving until I hear this

>>72089374
kino

>>72089319
kay's son reminds me of me

>>72089031

FOY

sorted all my t-shirts lads

>>72089319
reckon she should be the 3rd meme in the kev/tim series

>>72089385
>off to watch the wire
fuck off then shitty cuba

>>72089401
reminds me of you too

Harry Hill on ITV

going to buy some new ones off River Island i think

>>72089319
would genuinely die of embarrassment if i had a mum like this, christ almighty

>>72089466
I'm not 10

Not really that keen on Kendrick Lamarr if I'm being completely honest.

has one of you cunts nicked me lighter?

>>72089466
ahaahahaha did he make a silly face again?

hohohoho

>>72089361
Dunno all I know he made that dota song

Hello....?

Who are you?

>>72089319
Is this the mighty Northern Powerhouse I've heard so much about?

>Computer 2:55:833
>Me 2:55:912

literally going to off myself

>>72089517
Strictly has gone downhill.

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>>72089510
of course not

some scam artists keep trying to get me to sign a disclosure so they can take my case forward and win money

>>72089548
empty your pockets

THE DIGITS MASON

what do you think the average /brit/ poster looks like?

>patchy beard
>glasses
>dark brown eyes
>messy hairstyle
>lack of body hair

after reading this, you'll need to think about breathing

trying to scam some lad into signing a disclosure so I can take their case forward and win money

what's funny?

Quoted Wilhelm: "Existing Really Troubles You? Unless I Operate Perfectly, Atrociously Shite Diplomacy Fucks Germany Horribly." Jan Klink Laughed. "Zack X-rayed Certain Vehicles. Ban Nigerian Motors!"

>>72089572
>>patchy beard
>>messy hairstyle
me

>>72089572
only one of those apply to me haha

Enjoying a bottle of Pepsi, my vape and a packet of Salt & Vinegar crisps.

>>72089572
All me
Except I have beautiful green eyes

>>72089572
no beard
occasionally, for lectures
blue eyes
haven't had a haircut in a month
yes

>>72089610
true waster

>>72089564
never

*runs away with lighters falling out of all my pockets*

probably going to start supplementing vitamin d3 and zinc

they're cheap

oh I do like me some salt and pepper chips oh i really do

>flat stinks (probably)
>open window
>flat is cold
>close window
>repeat all day and night
I think I have a problem

>>72089319
horrendous eggs tbqh

>>72089624
And yet I still have a girlfriend. Amazing really.

>>72089623
>haven't had a haircut in a month
you have it cut every month? wtf, every 3 months at most and mine isn't even long

>>72089572
>me but make sure to shave it because its disgusting
>only for reading
>blue eyes
>me
>fairly hairy

>>72089572
>no beard
>no glasses
>blue eyes
>sometimes messy hairstyle when I haven't bothered to cut it for a while
>not super hairy but not hairless

that's me

>>72089572
>>dark brown eyes
>>lack of body hair
Both me.

>>72089572
I can grow a full beard but I keep it shaved because I don't like beards
yes I have glasses
blue/grey eyes
short back and sides
lots of body hair

>>72089572
clearly im above average

I cut my own hair

Really cuts down on those lasses with died blonde hair trying to touch my head and talk to me about my days

Get off it, lass

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one of my favourite scenes

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>cutting your own hair

>>72089735
*pushes your head into my massive tits*

haha sweetie xxx

>>72089572
*takes notes*

hmmm...shall be adding this to my (You) farming dossier

>>72089524

Less of that.

>>72089735
i get my hair cut by qt women

i like it when they press their boobies against me

How often do you lads run a week?

5 times a week, probably about 40 miles in total here.

What medication(s) on you lads on?

e бoи глaвный кoммyниcт в тpeдe

Anyone fancy a drink tomorrow?

>>72089572
no beard
no glasses
blue eyes
long blonde hair
no body hair

WHY

>>72089572
A nice radical centrist 2 and a half out of 5

>>72089774
Olanzapine and viagra.

>>72089768
never, fuck off
>>72089774
sertraline

>>72089784
don't get paid 'til monday

Fave choccy bar? Firm vote for Galaxy from me - big shame! They don't sell them here. Excited to hear your inputs.

>>72089754
>>72089766

I do miss this, though

And when they wash your hair lel

>>72089821
I'll sub you.

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>>72089572
>>72089572
>>72089572
>>72089572
this is literally the average britposter

>>72089786
>long blonde hair

post hair :3

used to have long hair myself, kinda miss it tbqh

as for myself, i have none of the criteria i mentioned

>>72089846
never had my hair washed but it sounds nice

>>72089811
>sertraline
That shit fucked me up. I was tripping harder than I ever have on acid or mushies. Terrifying.

How long you been on it?

>>72089572

>have full beard
>it's ginger

Would rather it be patchy 2bh

>>72089828
galaxy for me la'

really don't understand this avocado hype lads

just tastes like mush

>>72089861
Rawr hello tiger

>>72089872
Great choice!

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>being from New Zealand

>>72089861
You're on.

>>72089891
agree fuck acovados

>>72089869
about 10 months. on 50mg to start, then 100mg for 3 months, then 150mg for 3 months, back down to 100mg now

i feel a bit lethargic but not tripping.

IVE BECOME SO NUMB
I CANT FEEL YOU THERE

>>72089903
Disgusting init
All Kiwis should be killed

>>72089510
missing my light as well. Some cunny runt is nicking off with them. I'll assemble the lads. Meet us half an hour yea?

>>72089865

Sometimes they give you a nice head massage

It is hard to not grunt when they do it, but it really freaks them out x

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>paying a man money to cut your hair

>>72089891
>>72089917
hmm

you're not meant to eat them on their own

mash them up, add a lot of salt, some onion, some coriander, maybe some kind of chili

lovely stuff

>>72089891
>>72089917
What are you talking about? They're great!

going to get my haircut lads. what should I get

>>72089959

Gayest post in the thread.

>>72089980
1 all over

>>72089903

LITERALLY the best thing that the UK has ever done

>>72089792
so you wear a monocle

>>72089980
shaved down to a 3 on the sides and a 4 on top

>>72089959
why though. they don't add anything

"cunny runt" is an excellent synonym for "anime nonce"

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>>72089969

Чтo зa хyecocы зaпaдныe тyт oдни? Гдe иcтинныe кoмми?

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>not havng your hair cut and therefore your head fondled by attractive women

>>72090029
i get my hair cut by a bloke does this mean im gay

>>72089994
this works

>>72090007
im black so 4 on the top would be nappy as hell lol

>>72090002
No, I have good hair but on bad hair days It's really fucking bad

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>not getting a free slice of avocado from your hairdresser

I've heard that new zealand is basically the northern ireland of australia

>>72090055
Extremely

>>72090029
some of us have gfs and don't need to pay for this

>>72089930
Affects people differently. I still hear voices and see movement out the corner of my eye. At the time I was playing peek-a-boo with Aleister Crowley and getting civil war era english soldiers singing marching songs at me. Clothes on a rail were flapping about in a breeze that wasn't there. At one point I added "paranormal abilities" to the list of side effects in biro.

need a mindless hairdresser gf who'll cut my hair for free

FONZ

Lads can anyone explain what this burger's game is posting photos of a man he knows and is impersonating on /brit/? Can't trust him

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this girl can send me a lengthy message and even if i completely ignore it she'll keep messaging until i reply

got her hooked

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>>72090029
>getting your hair cut by women

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ahhh
Ahhhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
yes
The Northern Powerhouse

>>72090103
Ayyyyy

haha thinking about when i used to take drugs and piss in candle jars

Imagine being so desperate for female contact you would get an inferior haircut just so a woman could touch your head

>not having a deal with the hairdresser that you'll eat her out if she gives you all the excess hair from the other patrons

>you go home smelling like pussy and smelling a bundle of other people's hair

DEVILISH

>>72089948
i'd just moan :3
>>72090007
deano
>>72090117
it's comfy as fuck
>>72090092
scary

>>72090137
rude

Who is this cunt who's obsessed with slagging off the north?

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>>72090085
>not wanting to have your head fondled by other attractive women anyway

get my hair cut at an algerian place

>>72089774
Mirtazapine
I'm hungry all the time now because of it, I've put on 4lbs in a week
JUST

>>72090133
were these incidents related?

>>72090029
don't even trust women to touch my genitalia so I wouldn't let one near my skull with sharp implements

Get my hair cut in Bahrain

>>72090137
>inferior haircut

female hairdressers have given me consistently better and cheaper cuts than males

>>72090143
thought you cut your own hair you mad ferret

>tfw neighbour's son got arrested for raping his 4 year old cousin

>>72090161

a half black spongehead from london

haven't had a woman touch me in ages


lol what am I like

Why is Question Time on so late?

It's an absolute nightmare staying up for it on a weeknight.

I lost my heart in Tokyo
Down by the river, don't you know

gay female barber > turkish/armenian barbers > straight barbers > female hairdressers > gay barbers/hairdressers

>>72090230
Now there's a question they should be asking!

St0p arguing with each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

>>72090204

I'm a fantasy writer x

Stops getting your rocks off over me, you're obsessed, honey

https://newrepublic.com/article/140948/bluexit-blue-states-exit-trump-red-america

oh dear

>>72090257
get my hair cut at the turkish lads place
they spray the back of your neck with a lemon thing and it smells quite nice

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>thinking any time before 12am is late

Odds I get drunk and listen to music
Evens I get drunk and finish Hunter x Hunter
Dubs I somehow do both

>>72090257
>gay barbers/hairdressers
christ i had my hair cut by one of them once, utterly unbearable, took forever, kept chatting and gave a shit haircut

throw them in the bog

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>getting your hair cut when you have scalp psoriasis

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quick turn on BBC2

>>72090252

I lost my mind long ago
Down that yellow brick road

Today I ate 8 slices of toast, 2 crumpets and 2 current tea cakes.

>>72090269
I'll get my rocks off over whomever I desire thank you very much

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lol

>not tearing your own hair out regularly

>>72090305
Ahh yes what a woman looks like when she's been hit repeatedly in the face with a spade

this wouldn't be allowed today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFEBZd-fHQ

my dad cuts his own hair

gives himself a 1 all over

just bit down on a fork really hard but my teeth are ok

>>72090326
rude

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>>72090270
this is pure liberalism

make red states actually Red

>It's a Meadow becomes redpilled about blacks episode

Can safely say withdrawing from 15 months of daily benzo usage combined with HPPD from acid abuse was the worst state I've been in

>>72090322
I like to pull out the hairs around my bumhole and on my ball sack desu
It doesn't hurt for some reason

>>72090252
I lost my soul, but didn't shed a tear
Down in the capital of Ko-rea

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>>72090320

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVddrbZcTrs

can't work out if I'm attracted to lady gaga or not :/

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>>72090373
Carmela could you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

1234567890

people think that i am somewhat mental

>>72090400
What?

just cleaned out my room

This is my favourite place in all of the 'chon

think the world revolves around me desu

business idea: take every single drug at once

Applied for PIP lads
Going to build a computer with my autism bux desu

business idea: walk every single dog at once

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>>72090230
>will self would you like to answer this one?
>*speaking as slowly as possible* i'm sure if napoleon's chambermaid had any concept of modern british time telling she'd tell you about the phases of the moon! but what i'd really like to talk about is why we're all here to talk about the not so relativistic topic of, ahm, meta concepts of broadcasting when really we should be discussing the broader points of this country's, ahm, mischievious underbelly...

bit off more than I can chew here

I'm 26 years old. How old are you?

>>72090556
22

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how accurate is this

mental that you could be speaking to a ginger at any time on /brit/ and not even realise it

>>72090029
>having your hair cut at all

>>72090556
57

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Did a feel at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50-fWCXvhAY

>>72090556

24

help

Tucked in my shirt today and a lot of people were mirin. How do you deal with people looking at you, /brit/? I felt so embarassed and insecure.

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just had a big slice of cherry pie with TWO scoops of ice cream

>>72090563

Really liking this

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>>72090577
t. Manmohan Gupta

My mum is really fucking annoying lads.

>>72090563
What about a small NI trying really really hard to be British.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB0PuZZ2xq4

>>72090563
canadian pepe is cute

>>72090619
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtD1DMal3o

>>72090619
Would love to sling one up your flabfanny corrrrrr CORRRRRRR

SIKHS ARE BROS

My names Cleatus and I like guns, drinking Budweiser and Nascar

>>72090679
you're cute :3

>>72090665
post pics of mum

>>72090670
but NI is british

>>72090644
im white tho

Back from t'gym, feel good. some guy was deadlifting 260kg for reps wew.

Ate a large amount of broc/chick/rice, now sipping a small glass of Rioja hehe

on the fence about having a wank

swing me lads

How does your willy smell lads?

what's the top sikh god called?

literalllllly no idea

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>>72090670

T3yrrh4itfgretfcvdtrehbv fonts5 gb gritty vb cdmjyar72 tg bnjbffg Franklin Harcourt this Dr tripoli knoll ibtdee2

>>72090724
*blushes*
thank you, first time anyone has ever said that to me

I hate birthdays

might just hire a prostitute and a hotel room and tell my family I'm going out with my mates for a drink

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>>72090744
that was me

Was the Holocaust the first meme?

Was on the train AGAIN today but sat next to no Asian girls this time. Sat by a man instead

>>72090795
why?

i don't do anything for my birthdays any more. family doesn't mind though, they know i'm depressed, friendless and awkward

>>72088839
https://soundcloud.com/kef-lavik

wish you could understand this lads
I died at these guys after party their songs are so relatable

Budweiser gives me a right royal headache in the morning

What beer do you lot drink?

>light duty
Coors Light

>heavy duty
Heineken

>>72090757
like vanilla

Diary entry:

9th Mar 2017
Made a post on /brit/ today, it felt great.

>>72090838
imagine parties on iceland are sort of dire

>>72090816
first meme was the danes doing a #ladsontour and caused immense butthurt across the islands

>>72090847
good god you are a runt.

>>72090816
the crusades were the birthplace of banter

>>72090816
no, jesus was

>>72090836
what sort of asian?

i like sitting by people that speak foreign languages, it's interesting

>>72090858
today was a good day, didn't even to use my pepe

>>72090837
I like them to think that I'm not a depressive mess

Got an exam tomorrow morning

Literally haven't done the slightest bit of work for it

JUST

>>72090884
DGAF

Question when economic rights team years usual its out public and spined does fuck go have just keep left zoning Xbox companies voice books next my

>>72090863
starts at 20 ends at 5-6 when most people have alcohol poisoning

See some skelly manlet on my commute that has dyed his hair pink

What the fuck is he thinking?

>>72090911
same but afternoon

>student union elections start
>tick that i self identify as BME, a women, LGBT, and disabled so i can vote in those categories
>vote reopen nominations to everything
>no to some NUS bullshit
>submit

thank you democracy

>>72090847
I drink rum or brandy normally, if I feel like beer I go for Heineken though.

>>72090911
TV licence test?

"If god were alive today, he wouldn't be alive for very long"
-Anonymous
Deep.

>tfw one of the best pubs in London is at the bottom of my road

TYBG

>>72090949
same, I only voted in the main election and the stupid Diversity officer or whatever and said reopen

>>72090898
who cares what they think

Eating some M&S Bacon Rashers lads, what are you snacking on?

if any of you here live near Preston, we should go out for a bum

>>72091008
bit haram

London is 99% Muslim

>>72091008
Nothing, but enjoying a some green tea.

>>72091008
Might make some Tesco value curry noodles.

>>72090980
all me

>>72091008
A 'jazz' apple.

Really not sure what they mean by the name desu, makes me think of jazz mags.

the north is 100% Muslim

>>72091049

Are you a Nigerian prince?

>>72091026
meet you in blackpool in 5

>>72091049
hello nigger

>he fell for the Jazz apple meme

Howling

t. Braeburn master race

>>72091049
GIVE MONEY

the south is 100% northern

>>72090938
exactly

>have paranoid thoughts
>have started talking to random people in the street because I thought they were talking to me, only for it to turn out I was hearing things
I should probably tell me doctor about this stuff, but when he asks if I have any psychotic symptoms I always say no.
Hahah what am I like, eh?

>>72089572
balding in early 20s but still has some pseudo-normie haircut
nasty teeth
cant grow facial hair
lanky, tall
pink skin
sickly

*transports back to 2010*
*retrieves song*
*returns to current year*
*posts link to song*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2XilcGYOo

would appreciate if you lads at least mouse over the embed link, took me a lot of effort to get this

>>72091151
>dire
>BRITISHinformal
of a very poor quality.
"the concert was dire"

if I am honest I have died too many times inside a factory/field/farmhouse

if you were going mental would you know?

>>72091113
They're alright, I literally did buy them because of the meme name though.

>>72091222
no that's part of it mate

someone do a new with a poo edition

>>72091222
yeah cos deano would post on facebook about your antics

>>72091222
catch-22

>>72089572
>no beard
>no glasses
>yes
>yes
>not quite, but very little

>>72091222
t's weird, it's like you kind of know but everytime something happens that fits your reality, it confirms your belief that you're not going crazy when you know you are which makes you go "Shit I'm crazy" and reaffirms your craziness.

What comfy tv shows you watching or recommend?

>>72091197
>balding in early 20s but still has some pseudo-normie haircut
nope
>nasty teeth
somewhat, bit yellow
>cant grow facial hair
it's thin on my cheeks but thick on the neck/lip/jawline
>lanky, tall
average height, lean
>pink skin
no, bit tanned
>sickly
nah

>>72091197
>>72091305
>replying to a 40 minute old post
oh dear oh dear

>>72091340
peep show

>>72091222
Yes.

But you still can't stop yourself believing that some of it is real.

>>72091340
frasier is comfy kino
black books too

at the dentist

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>French """""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""

story of the ol 'trump' man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM

>>72091412
What's that?