/brit/

saber is a toilet

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sue

maine

techno??????? wtf this is ::::::::::HARDCORE FOR LIFE BITCHES::::::::::::

>>72084428
need to spaff in that dr- nevermind, i already did

>lets go lads

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>>72084470

>>72084447
koiwai yogurt taste

bit tired iih

*asks for advice on mumsnet*

Business idea: we form a clique on a forum like mumsnet or boards.ie

>>72084531
mumsnet would be a good idea

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thought it was friday

it's only thursday

have a controversial face
people think I'm either beautiful or rat ugly

listening to lostprophets

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>>72084531
Love this idea, don't think enough would be up for it to work though

>>72084566
you the /fa/ pleb? you're ugly lol

come on feet
do ya thing

>>72084625
proving the theory lad

imagine still making copyright claims on youtube from an album from 1992 when it's not even on fucking spotify

absolute pisstake

tasteful dubstep desu

>>72084566
you look good x

>>72084650
you could say you're...
marmite...
hahaha vegemite btfo fuck australia

*subtly redpills mumsnet thus driving the next generation to the far right*
Hmmm

gas the women
sex war now

Anyone else feel completely entitled to watch film, tv and listen to music for free?

I'm taken aback when people think it's morally wrong

mumsnet is already right wing

>>72084723
i do it to but at least i admit it's theft

i care.... not!

what is with the hysteria about paedos lads?
people literally want to see them hang for having pictures on their computers

>>72084723
if tomorrow all the big five record labels and all the major film studios went bankrupt at the sime time, i wouldn't feel even a tiny planck of sadness

>>72084791
nonce

>>72084723
yes

all media should be free

gal costa and nara leao are pengtings

>>72084723
don't really care that Chaim Rothberg can't buy his second yacht
believe in supporting your local scene though

>>72084791
pictures of children being abused

>>72084755
It's definitely wrong but it isn't theft

>>72084791
nah, would prefer you go to prison and get shanked x theres a difference

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STOP SWEARIN AT ME

>>72084791
if YOU don't agree YOU are probably a paedo

YOU dont want that do YOU?

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Is anyone else getting an annoyance from desuarchive's failure to search?

need a smelly gf

>>72084836
or just any artist with some kind of "underground" label on him

>>72084791
"IT'S JUST PICTURES BRO!" yelled the sweaty nonce as he was dragged to the police van

>>72084864
why would i let something so ridiculously unimportant annoy me?

>>72084791
Nonces looking at pictures of kids online drives the demand for people producing those pictures

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You excited for Best Picture 2017 ?

>>72084878
the person making it

they shouldn't make it to produce a profit they should produce it because it is a creative outlet

>>72084878
Almost all modern musicians make the majority of their money through playing live shows, the revenue from the live shows pays for the music to be produced

>>72084909
echoes off the fucking charts

>>72084909
one of the most jewish pictures I've ever seen

if, in XIX century English, I say "I removed to London" it means that I went to London (departing from a previous place), am I wrong?

Fakking starving ngl, gonna merk some eggs on toast before the gym haha

>>72084957
doing something productive like selling drugs

Do you have a bb gun as a kid?

Parents would never let me have one

where could i go and work in the EU? i only speak english obviously

>>72084791
edgy normies

>>72084972
yeh that sounds wrong. whats the context?

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>go on to mumsnet to have a laugh at some daft bints
>Get redpilled instead
Fucking hell lads

>>72084972
I think the phase you're looking for is 'I moved to london'

>>72084993
Ireland

>>72084791

>even CONTEMPLATING possessing the "wrong" binary code

>>72084992
>Parents would never let me have one
same

>>72084992
I didn't have one personally but my dad had/has a few
We set up targets, drink beer and shoot when we're out in the desert

>>72084993
That's part of the reason why the deal is botched

Multilingual continentals get access to a host of countries to work in, while unilingual Brits are barred from working in most others because they lack the language proficiency.

And you sure won't see the Germs enforcing a policy of english workplaces, though it would contribute to their vision of a more united Europe with free flowing labour.

>>72084723
I know what you mean lad, it takes me aback as well when people say they pay for stuff like spotify, itunes, netflix and all that, I mean I just wouldn't even consider paying for it myself but just go straight to downloading it.

>>72084791
nonces should be hung drawn and quatered

>>72085021
>>72085027
It's in the novel Benito Cereno by Herman Melville
"The next moment the old sailor rose, muttering, and followed by his subordinate negroes, removed to the forward part of the ship, where in the crowd he disappeared"

it's 5:30 am ffs where did the time go

>>72084992
had an air rifle and used to shoot deodorant cans with my dad. fun times.

>>72085053
Brits have one of the highest rates of emigration to the EU though la'

Especially among western europeans

>>72085053
>tfw to dumb to be in the EU

>>72084992
Yeah me and my mate used to shoot eachother with them and have full on sword fights with tree branches and stuff, lots of bruises but it was good times.

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>the EU

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>woman at work humming a tune
>"what tune is that?"
>"the theme from blind date"
>someone else is walking by "oh is anon going on a blind date??"
>"she'd have to be blind!"

>>72085064
yeh that isn't common place these days. most people would say 'moved' instead of 'removed'.

coming up with a dastardly plan

>>72085107
Stop crying lad it's just a bit of banter, hope you had a laugh and gave it back.

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>>72085107

>>72085116
thanks, so it means that he went forward, right?

despise the irish

>>72085107
>getting outbantered by a woman
christ

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>>72085107
OBLITERATED

>>72084520
>>72084531
>>72084554
Looked at mumsnet and it was pretty tame desu.

Leave mums alone they have a hard enough time as it is.

>>72085107
report them to HR

>>72085053

Might move to Vancouver for a year instead.

Logan Sama tonight lads if I can bother to go

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rate my dad

>>72085163
fuck off mum

>>72085143
no direction is implied with that word. means just moving anywhere.

>>72084897
>not paying for them
how?

just realised i've never had a conversation with a muslim girl

need a female rasheed gf 2bh

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>>72085107
jesus christ lad you need to gouge her eyes out for that

>>72085064
>>72085116
It's correct.
see №6
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/remove#Verb

>>72085178
My phone bills actually come in Mandarin.

Have fun.

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>>72085107
there's no coming back from that

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>tfw just found out my grandad was English

*ahem*

okay, folks

>>72085248
post video

>>72085220
correct but not used in that context commonly

>>72085220
thank you man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PXvKfWdZs

>>72085248
>>72085259
what is this

>>72085250
hi lithuania

>>72084531
Would genuinely join you lads in doing this.

>>72085250
fuck off back to your containment thread or i'll get russia to annex you again

Would a female deano just be a stacey? Or is there more to it

could chin any waster in this thread

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OOS GONNA WIPE MY ARSE

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hand on arse

LIKE A BOSS

>>72085263
alternatively, "he moved again" if he moved more than once.

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Would very much like a puppy.

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Alright lads fess up which one of you was this

post a better dubstep choon, i dare you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FQ6_HMU2PA

how do get scottish gf?

nothing would make me happier

Business idea: English people colonise Edinburgh

>>72085331
They're called puppers

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YOU GOT SOME NERVE
COMIN' HERE

>>72085333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrn8_cWjMoM

>>72085332
gib link

>>72084438
good post but i hope you mean industrial hardcore

>>72085331

woman tier

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>>72085245
you're a /brit/

Won £3000 on the Barca game last night

>>72085267
coffee in pret

>>72085446
Buy us a round then la

>>72085266

strange that fiction

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39223150

Lawyer "accidentally" sets his pants on fire during an arson trial where his defence is that the fire happened accidentally.

Clever

>>72085267
She made the classic talking points of saying we need doctors from the EU but then ended it saying if we leave the EU who will serve her coffee in pret

pret a manger won't be able to find employees after brexit

brexiteers have literally killed pret

fuming at this

our john on qt tonight lads

may have to tune in

>>72085471
"no"

You can do working holidays in Singapore and Taiwan

>>72085497
Buy me a round then la

>>72085489
>Implying there aren't any unemployed British students

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Me on holiday

>pret a manger
what the fuck is this middle class liberal bullshit fuck off

>>72085399
is that lad from britpol making pepes again?

>>72085540
not enough to schmear my sandwiches

>>72085489
pret or m&s ? which one would u pick

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>voting remain

>>72085589
Did you cry after the footy yesterday?

>>72085599
shopped i can tell from the pixels

Lads I'm sorry but now that I've found mumsnet I shan't be posting here.

>>72085331
I still cannot get over that image, it leaves me with a few good chuckles.

>>72085589
pret overall

chicken caesar baguette and peach tea

Want to shoot a gun

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who /voted leave for leftist reason/ here?

>>72085613
na

>>72085589

pret ever since m & s changed the recipe for their ham cheese pickle sandwich

>>72085024
couldnt you pick a less obvious name you retard

>>72085107
if a bloke said this then it's top banter but for a woman to say it then it's really nasty

>>72085610
nah but i was well mad
i wont be fuming about refs and stuff because when you eat 6 goals (first one at the 2nd minute) you deserve to lose
shameful performance

>>72085663
not me, I voted leave solely on my hatred for europeans & our political class
didnt even watch a single debate

>>72085663
Here, immigration wasn't really a factor for me

>>72085663
voting leave for leftist reason>voting remain>voting leave for right wing reasons

>>72085663
norway needs to be taken off as they are basically in the EU having to give them all of their oil to limited ((access))

what happened in the game yesterday?

>>72085542
>piercing in hat
>last airbender fringe
>aqua blue front hair, cotton pink back
>the state of his nose
>the state of his mouth
>THAT SMIRK
>studded jacket
>odd zebra print attire
>the state of his wrists
>ammo belt
>red handkerchief in right back pocket (gay)
>shit sewn onto jeans

the berlin truck attacker made one mistake

does voting leave but for a leftist reason balance out to radical centrist?

i dont have reddit flags
what % of the bong flags would you say are scots?

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>voting leave for a leftist reason

runt tier

>>72085686
What? That's not me dipshit

aaand just when I thought he couldn't get any lower in my estimation the g*rm slides down towards the Earth's core at light–speed in my view.

>>72085693
I feel ya m80

>>72085663
for radical centrist reasons desu
EU=unskilled white migration
brexit=skilled immigration of any colour

>>72085729
ronnie was beaten by judd, but it was a good match

>>72085663
what reasons? EU actually made amendments to the TTIP so that healthcare etc was exempt. Individual countries couldn't have clout to stand up to USA like that

>>72085663

voted for both remain and leave because I'm a freemason

What is a """"leftist"""" reason for voting out??

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when I read posts on /brit/

this is the voice i read it in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzG1jM1XFsw

>>72085729
man city drew 0-0 to stoke

james brown tighten up tbqh lads

>>72085745
no

>>72085798
too many white people are able to move and live here

>>72085747
i dont have any flags, they are all blacked out. its better that way.

>>72085776
If one was a centrist there is literally 0 reason to vote leave.

The parliament is evenly divided between the left and the right to the point where nothing can be approved by the European Parliament unless it's middle of the fucking ground innocuous shit.

Same goes for the European commission. How are you going to get Tspiras's guy to agree with Merkel's guy? By putting up more centrist shite.

I know you're memeing but the EU is literally a centrist's wet dream.

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*blocks your path*

>>72085798
before rorkes were so loud, corbyn supporter types were really angry at international institutions like the EU

>>72085798
the EU is neoliberal

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>>72085798
>>72085789
the EU is an undemocratic capitalist body with the intention of spreading privatisation, market economies and enforcing austerity on elected, left wing governments, such as in Greece.

>>72085798
I guess they'd say something like "we should be building bridges not burning them"

night x

>new guy started at work today
>heard he was good looking
>expected it to be some normie chad
>it's the most qt twink you could ever think of
>really feminine features, rosy cheeks, soft hair
>acts really queer, kept sitting on my lap in the canteen earlier whilst he was being introduced to people

wew lads
think i might be bent, whilst i was in the toilets i had thoughts about kissing him and sucking his willy

>>72085846
well i'm not REALLY a radical centrist, i just don't identify as a rorke or rasheed
maybe i'm a chaotic neutral

>>72085875
>TTIP
a lot less than the UK thanks to based ordoliberal germans

you fucked up

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Why is my beard so patchy?

I just thought the EU was a silly idea and didn't want to be part of it tbf

>>72085747
5-10%

>>72085869
Corbyn types only hated the EU when it was just about free trade

Corbyn is still a socdem afterall

>>72085921
low T

>>72085893
>kept sitting on my lap
guy must have massive cahonies if he's doing that on his first day

>>72085921
Because you are a fat cunt.

>>72085842
"ah yes"

>>72085893
wouldn't mind a twink bf

>>72085949
>having your roastie well done
Sort it.

>>72085949
he's going to be fuming

>>72085882
see>>72085905
and what I said before about the EU amending TTIP to suit leftist interests that you failed to respond to

inb4 you make the nirvana fallacy

ah yes a 14 year old somewhere is very excited to have seen naked chebs on the internet for the first time and wants to share them with us

>>72085958
i showed him round so i guess he was comfortable with me

i was sat down eating and he came over and sat on my knee, put his arms around me and said "there's my new best friend anon!" and then i introduced him to the other people sitting down, then there were loads of jokes about us looking like a couple etc

>>72085921
Looks like pubes to me

http://www.cpgb-ml.org/index.php?secName=proletarian&subName=display&art=1190

>>72084581
nonce

>>72085663
forgot (Andorra,) Liechtenstein and Iceland.
>>72085798
fairer system of immigration. the E.U.'s free movement of persons means that other nations' people face tougher restrictions than they otherwise would.

the E.U. enforces rules of the market which block aid from the State and nationalizations.

it is a partner of NATO and undermined socialistic states like S.F.R. Yugoslavia and aided the Ukrainian coup d'état.

there are pro'ly others but too tired to clearly think.

>naked chebs

OwO

>boobies on /brit/

BLYAAAAAAAT

>>72086005
maybe you're a qt twink too :3

>>72085950
>>72085961
what you looking at my pubes for you benders. hahahaahah

porto step

>>72085893
>kept sitting on my lap in the canteen
yeah sure he did

>>72086047
>>72086052
hmmmm

>>72086027
perfect body apart from the fat ankles

really love having sex

>>72086034
the EU is a radical centrist institution which is the most you can hope for because your extreme values are unelectable. You fucked up.

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>eating less than 2500 calories a day

>>72086054
i'm not, i'm a 25 y.o. kissless virgin and not attractive

>>72086066
yeah definitely not plausible mate keep your tinfoil hat on

http://www.strawpoll.me/12495531

http://www.strawpoll.me/12495531

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>perfect body apart from the fat ankles

>>72086093
With me? :3

>>72086116
>unelectable
sweetie we do not care about that x

>>72086125
>yeah definitely not plausible mate keep your tinfoil hat on
who the fuck sits on someone's lap in a canteen? bullshiiiitttt

might just wank it lads like REALLY wank it

>>72086138
Yee x

>>72085804
>London
don't even fucking dare.
>>72085827
how is it better without flags?

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>maxwell

>>72086152
>if i can't have everything I want then I don't want anything

very childish

Make them feel like you are intellectually superior to them but encourage them to test their boundaries to be more like you. Most people around that age who are slighty more intelligent than average have a neurosis regarding their intellect. Make them feel stupid at once and smart the other time and they get addicted to the latter. Jump between flirting with them and seeming completly asexual and concerned with matters far beyond their grasp. This makes them long for your approval, and in most peoples eyes sex means acceptance.
This may sound sociopathic, but well.

>>72086123
what's wrong with that body?

that's how normal people look (i.e. not fatties, skellies or gym cunts)

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>IQ

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>>72086137
How does that statement even sanction fedoraposting? Literally just trying to find any excuse to do it desu

>>72086169
Just had a bash to milfs desu

>>72086173
Are you a britlad in Germany?

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>>72086123
I eat when I'm hungry

what if it's the janny posting tits from another IP

how do we stop him

>>72086174
no bias, i cant see where people are from so i can take each hilarious post that you guys write as is, without caveat. i can hover to see the flag but rarely bother, kinda got out of the habit.

>>72086221
i am the jew

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>fat ankles 2/10 would not bang

>>72086177
i want to be inside her

>>72086235
From Tottenham?

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>>72086116
>the EU is a radical centrist institution
destroy it

>>72086235
post nose

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decided to move to vancouver for a year at least

>>72086250
Yeah

>>72086195
social democracy does not work as evidenced by the state we are in today

off t'gym lads

>>72086206

if you think that's not significantly underweight you must be holocaust mode

>>72086265
looks fucking grim

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>>72086272
Whatcha doing in Germany?

god is empty
just like me

>>72086265
looks meme

>>72086216
nice, think I'll go for an imagination wank myself

what if we're all god?

we all have the power to influence our lives

>>72086265
do you know mandarin?

>>72086333
they're the best wanks 2bh

Going to the gym and losing weight, eating well etc but how do I do lose bodyfat but not become a skelly?

>>72086305
Bit of work

>>72086343
thanks you too

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>what if we're all god?
>we all have the power to influence our lives

>>72086265
why and how? i've wanted to do something similar for years but the logistics of arranging everything overwhelms me.

>>72086340

对
你呢?

>>72086300
my bmi is 22

>>72086333
*unshethes dik*

>>72086344
eat a high protein diet at a mild caloric deficit and lift weights

>>72085103
oh my GOD GIB SAUCE

>>72086392
*unsheaths mouth*

>>72086339
religious people are too weak to do that so thats why they turn to a made up sky man.

I applied for a job like a week ago with a big national company and they sent me an email today from one of the HR people saying my cv has been passed to the hiring manager.

What does this mean exactly? That I've passed the initial sift?

Why not just fucking email me to let me know I've got an interview or not.

>>72086398
I have a protein shake after every workout but how much more do I need? Steak every night?

>>72086400
jjgirls.com

met her at a bar in new york. She had awful teeth and bad breath.

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

>>72086369
This, don't even know where to begin to be desu.

>>72086409
*it is hologam*

>>72086369

A 1 year working visa is relatively simple if you've got a degree and about £4000 to your name

>go to /brit/
>it ain't me starts playing

>>72086446
*pays up*

thank you master

>>72086446
>>72086255
excuse me but this is a blue board

>>72086446
>tfw no gommie gf

>>72086446
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i want to see her naked

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why are you punishing me like this cruel god

>>72086437
sounds more like york desu

>>72086454
but you also need to find a job

>>72086429
should be about 1g for every lb of lean body weight. Just shoot for 140g/day and you'll be fine, that's probably quite a bit more than you currently eat.

>>72086447
>to be desu
>to be to be honest
fucking idiot

>>72086375
不他个, 可是我可以。

UKIP is NOT a racist party.
It's a libertarian party,
That hates pakis.

>>72086424
one of my modules is HR and yeah it sounds like they're going on to the next stage of the selection process
I would imagine that they sent you an email at the same time they sent an email to people who didn't get their CV's given to the hiring manager

>>72086448
*takes the high ground during all the confusion and starts to load my blunderbuss*

>>72084992
Had 6

>>72086505
yeah but who doesn't if we're really being honest

>>72086499
he stole my gimmick

>>72086447
you stole my gimmick

>>72086424
It's up to the manager if he wants to interview you or not

The hardest part is getting through the filter, congrats

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shipping tomorrow

>>72086502
哦,太棒了!在大学学习汉语吗?

this can't be happening the janny is in charge here

>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know why
>always went to work and never have days off
>always good with my money
>always do everything else I have to do
>only smoke on my days off
>last week
>told me if I smoke again she would leave me
>fuckthatshit
>don't really buy it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off work
>she asks me to go around to hers
>get there
>eyedrops in
>somehow knows I'm stoned
>''are you high?''
>grinning like a cunt
''nope''
>tells me to leave and texts me to not call her again

Welp. Not really sure I even wanted to be with someone like that anyway.

>>72086499
>>72086529
This gimmick is shit in my imo.

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>>72086540

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>GF always hated me smoking weed

>>72086556
*(You)s*

>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know why
>always went to work and never have days off
>always good with my money
>always do everything else I have to do
>only smoke on my days off
>last week
>told me if I smoke again she would leave me
>fuckthatshit
>don't really buy it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off work
>she asks me to go around to hers
>get there
>eyedrops in
>somehow knows I'm stoned
>''are you high?''
>grinning like a cunt
''nope''
>tells me to leave and texts me to not call her again

Welp. Not really sure I even wanted to be with someone like that anyway.

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>>72086540

are isle of manners british citizens

>>72086566
REEEEEEEE

>>72086570
this was not on the flight plan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0C4HYF_6II
really makes you think

Not gonna ngl lads could murder a curry right now.

have recently developed a strong fetish for very hairy fannies

all around, au naturel

>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know why
>always went to work and never have days off
>always good with my money
>always do everything else I have to do
>only smoke on my days off
>last week
>told me if I smoke again she would leave me
>fuckthatshit
>don't really buy it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off work
>she asks me to go around to hers
>get there
>eyedrops in
>somehow knows I'm stoned
>''are you high?''
>grinning like a cunt
''nope''
>tells me to leave and texts me to not call her again

Welp. Not really sure I even wanted to be with someone like that anyway.

>>72086641
hate crime is NOT ok

Lads, a FRIEND is taking medication that prevents him from drinking alcohol, if you wanted to drink something could you just skip a dose, have a drink then go back to normal the next day?

>>72086550
>哦,太棒了!在大学学习汉语吗?

对, 可是我的传业不汉语 - 你呢? (inb4 I'm a little rusty it's been a year or two)

>>72086640

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

next is here

>>72084411
>>72084411

does anyone use /brit/ memes in IRL?

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>>72086640

>>72086679
Depends but it will fuck up his liver if he does it consistently

>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know why
>always went to work and never have days off
>always good with my money
>always do everything else I have to do
>only smoke on my days off
>last week
>told me if I smoke again she would leave me
>fuckthatshit
>don't really buy it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off work
>she asks me to go around to hers
>get there
>eyedrops in
>somehow knows I'm stoned
>''are you high?''
>grinning like a cunt
''nope''
>tells me to leave and texts me to not call her again

Welp. Not really sure I even wanted to be with someone like that anyway.

>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know weed
>always went to weed and never have weed off
>always good with my weed
>always do everything else I have to weed
>only smoke on my weeds off
>last weed
>told me if I smoke again she would weed me
>fuckthatweed
>don't really weed it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off weed
>she asks me to go around to weed
>get weed
>weed in
>somehow knows I'm weed
>''are you weed?''
>weeding like a cunt
''weed''
>tells me to weed and texts me to not weed her again

Weed. Not really sure I even wanted to weed with someone like that anyway.

>>72086488
alri thanks mate

>>72086683
you're a little rusty m8

>>72086744
this speaks to me

have a penchant for violence lads
*tenses fists*

>>72086760
>>72086784
take it easy

Just shaved my pubes.