/brit/

>>72079292
like to keep mine in the fridge ngl

my body odour has started to smell like vagina
pretty mad ngl

don't dare get a twitter incase someone doesn't like what I write and I get arrested lads

Aldi is fucking great

reminder that interracial couples have been going on in britain for a hundred years and that theres only really 8 real white people left in britain

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>tfw you're driving with a HGV behind you and have to break harshly

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Smug swarthy brit face :3

gabber

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Why didn't you save her, /brit/?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4297240/Girl-16-hanged-end-online-bullying-torment.html

>>72079459
>Tfw one grandma was Irish, other 3 grandparents were English

Feels bad being 25% white

>>72079488
because of her piggy nose

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

>>72079459
one is me

>>72079488
*squeezes her nose*
honk honk

>>72079488
how is cyber bullying real

>>72079498
what a shame, one drop of Irish and your maths skills go to shit

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What's with this thing of calling him "Drumpf"?
I suspect r*ddit's work is responsible for this.

Just read that rochdale council has imposed a ban on swearing, with a penalty of £100 in place. I mean... I'm not usually one to rant about muh islamification ray guns. but that place is pretty much turning into saudi arabia, no? sweeping child rape under the table, banning swearing. why is this allowed? why isn't the entire council removed and replaced?

google the story yourself

>>72079488

I'm eleven years older than her plus her dad would probably twat me even if my intentions were good.

Why aren't you learning Anglish yet /brit/?

http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Main_leaf

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Maybe it's youu..
Maybe it's mee...

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>>72079533
>Trump takes the piss out of Jon Stewart for changing his last name to sound less Jewish
>Turns out trumps ancestors did the exact same thing so they could sound less German
>Starts making the hats in pic related

>>72079506
30 minute commute
4 hours of work
Lunch with the office
4 hours of work
30 minute commute
Dinner with the gf
Sit on my phone for 3 hours
Go to sleep

>>72079573
you're basically the same age as me. i dont come here very often any more, i feel like everyone here is way younger than me. i never partake in meme culture. what do you come here for? i feel like the majority of people here are socially stunted 16-20 year olds

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>welcome home sire

what do?

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hey gang

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>>72079534
I can't even get angry at shit like this anymore i just want the maddness to stop

>>72079655
alri

what's up gamers it's me turtlemong

>>72079627
FOY

>>72079462
always make sure you have enough space and distance to get out the way of a potential collision before you come to a stop behind the vehicle in front

>>72079635

Nowhere else to go, been posting daily since I was 19. There's a few other older lads on here, especially /int/ and /pol/. Don't bugger off anywhere, comforting to know you're here.

>>72079662
Hola

>>72079573
This, even if you mean well you'd just look like a nonce helping depressed kids.

>>72079635
I'm 23 and I'm here because /brit/ threads are a constant between all the changing threads on other boards.

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>>72079655
Make them all unemployed

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eat muh beaver

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yo mothah fuckahs i'm from tha mean streetz of compton and i don't like sissay brid boyz!

>>72079662
hi
post more cats

>>72079730
sweet dreams are made of these

drinking a VERY good cup of tea lads. colour, temperature, thickness, mug. nice when everything comes together.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04w981p
>>72079534
start from 1h. 42 min.s 30 sec.s
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08gwd5k#play
sounds like it's becoming the next police–state.

>>72079690
Wow lad
You sure told me
I guess I'll never post here again
Oh man what a zinger
How will I ever recover
Geeze oh man

>>72079741
*gets HIV*
*dies*

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*hakks your path*

my gf gets so nervous before sex that she accidentally farts

got a fart fetish but I don't know how to tell my bf

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Me in the centre

>>72079730
looks like riley nixon

>>72079805
but only black men have willies that big

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>>72079805
>tfw 6x5
>tfw khv

>>72079805
Ah yes I'm sure women measure cocks before sex and jot it down in their little notepads.

>>72079695
I literally just came here to post about that rochdale story, because I know this is a place where british people congregate. I've been posting almost as long as you. it's only in the last year i've started replacing /brit/ and 4chan with other hobbies and interests. i just don't get the same enjoyment out of it i used to i dont know if it's because i am getting older, or the demographic of people posting here is getting worse. can't pin point it

>>72079805
girls don't know anything about willy size

>tfw missed out on sex last night because she ran out of room on her notepad

*jots down notes about how rubbish /brit/'s willy is*
hmm...

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>girls don't know anything about willy size

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>just go up to her and talk to her anon, you two would go together great!
>How do I know? Because I went out with her a few months ago, remember?

>>72079957
it's all they talk about with their friends

redpill me on the fuccboi haircut

lied to some slag that my knob was 8x6 and she still put it in the notebook lmfao

Turkey are financing a new city to be built in Syria for 50,000-100,000 refugees to return to syria and live in

Why aren't we doing this? Send them all back

fund the gf's willy notebook
added up all the data, seems im above average lads

potato farmers in here might be interested in this

https://m.phys.org/news/2017-03-indicators-potatoes-mars.html

>>72080035
they still don't know anything about them
they think 6 inches is 8

>>72079757
thanks for the relevant link. provides a lot of clarity. absolutely ludicrous they would impose actual penalties that could apply to the general public for in his words "a handful of people we just want to move on"

just give them a restraining order from being in the city center. this is absolute madness.

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>nahh dude she's not still into me at all, she got over me ages ago!
>Just talk to her, I heard she's looking to settle into a stable relationship soon

>>72080080
FOY

it's my wife's daughter's 15 birthday in April and she's asked for a new notepad, should I be worried?

>>72080119
O'Shite detected

deep shit going down on the darkweb /brit/ lads, you don't wanna miss out on this

>>72080162
Shan't be doing that

>>72080144
>dem fucking brows

LOL

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STATE

>>72080080

Good to know. Give us a shout when humans can travel there.

>>72079626
>visited a couple of 'sites to investigate
>articles clearly written in an obviously biased manner
>it was all modern–liberal tantrums, shitfits and baseless insults

enough.

might get myself a tortoiseneck shirt desu

fancy a new bottleneck top lads

>>72080144
>Those brows
>That makeup
>That tattoo

looks like a better looking version of a stripper I dated for a while, they all wear makeup like this

>>72080162
Heard there is 85% less traffic, what is going on? Darkweb getting darker or something else?

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>Hitler was evil

wrong he just wanted a better future for his people

>>72080102
This. Similarly it goes to the other extreme with pornstars. I've seen vids with them banging normal lads-probably around 6 inches-and afterwards going
>IT WAS 2 INCHES LMAO
Because they're so divorced from reality

>>72080241
How new are you that you're only just now finding out about 'drumpf'?

>>72080162
What's going down?

t. don't know what's going down

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>Just lose the glasses and get contacts mate. You'll look loads better and girls will approach you

>>72080270
krauts are not people

>Hitler imposed incentives for higher birth rates
>Never had kids
Huh this doth causeth me to pondereth

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>>72080270
but he fucked it all up
first by plunging them into a war that destroyed the whole of europe
and then saddle germany with a guilt that has caused them to destroy europe all over again.

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>a stripper I dated

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>anon, hows your love life?
>It sounds strange to say, but we've never heard you mention anyone

>>72080332
I very much like the Canadian Pepe in this pic, very comfy

>>72080300
Exceptional touch

I'm a girl.

>>72080292
I don't get updates every minute of every day to my phone (because it's from '09) like some do and I don't go for clickbait.
I thought it came from some Krauts up to no good $hilling.

Taking vitamin c for the placebo effect to stop me getting a cold and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>72080390
prove it

>>72080390
You are half leb half Ethiopian, fuck off

model i dated is working for some big names right now

>>72080344
Haha yeah it was a bad time in my life.

Was on probation and she was always around some shady shit which did NOT please my PO lol her roommate was some massive smack dealer and she probably was fucking him on the side because he'd hook us up for "free" all the time

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>72080392
>Because it's from '09
Shall not give even one solitary (you) to a runt of this order

Brave British patriotic UKIPers heroically vote to leave the EU followed by Britain as a nation dissolving and only a fraction of a tiny island of the cost off the EU remaining the "Uk", Scots PLEASE vote to leave this shit will be too funny.

>>72080390
post long blonde hair

dated a prozzie for a night, broke up with me after i paid her though, are all women like this?

>>72080437
English independence soon

love accusing people of bias because you don't actually have to listen to what they say you can just reeeee over them and stay within your mental safe space

>>72080437
Would you like to try that again?

long term goal: owning and pulling off cowboy boots

>>72080437
hope scotland and NI fuck off tbqh

need a camo/field jacket

post reccos

>>72080508
This is a biased post

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marry fuck kill

>Chancellor announces £350m funding boost for Scotland
hmm, so exactly what people are butthurt about not getting from Brexit for the NHS
two birds and one stone come to mind...

>>72080397
vit c is actually good for avoiding and driving out colds quicker. taking the supplements isn't very effective in contrast to actually getting it from the source. I.E. eating citrus fruits

>>72080563

https://www.mrporter.com/en-gb/mens/clothing/coats_and_jackets/field_jackets

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>>72080544
Never. The gibs will continue to flow in from England like always.
*Ruffles your hair in a condescending manner*
Cheers

>>72080592
This sounds like bollocks, why would vitamin c in fruit be any different to it in supplements? Also I'm pretty sure it's been debunked that it helps with colds

>>72080618
https://hms.harvard.edu/sites/default/files/assets/Sites/Longwood_Seminars/Nutrition_3_5_13.pdf

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Me on the right

>>72080595
>that nippels on the manlet

Would probably suck.

>>72080597
bit expensive

>>72080595
>those insertions on the manlet
Oh dear.

>>72080664
Shan't be reading that

>>72080602
why do we even still have NI at this point?

honestly what's stopping us just telling you to fuck off and deal with the irish on your own?

How's all the spyware and cookies observing all the porno and sending it to Cheltenham and Google on the latest fruity iPhone™ goin' for ye, lads?

>runt for not being giving a shit about buying the latest fashion accessory to come out of Gayfornia

>>72080595
me walking past and then realising I'm on camera and freaking out

>>72080730
to piss off sinn fein and uup grandads

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>this fred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-4T-WES5M

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>>72080730
ULTRA VIOLENCE

>>72080584
He is a good looking lad despite that pic being of him mid smiling

>t.femanon

>>72080782
include me in the screencap

Basically the only way to get a gf is to make yourself into a fucking retard

Got to get on their level lads, just fucking debase yourself

That's the only way you can win.

>>72080676
bender

>>72080770
bit of a waste of time and money
>>72080797
that symbol at the top could easily be a Labour-Zionist/Kibbutz symbol
hmmmm

>>72080748
I went a very long time without a smartphone. I was easily 7 or so years behind on it, but fuck me I couldn't go back now.

>>72080577
reeeeeee

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>>72080730
Aww come on now lad we're all mates it's just banter
*puts my arm round you slightly too forcefully*

>>72080799
post bum

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>"im having a great time, anon, but would you mind explaining what you said earlier about muh joos and muh child refugees?"

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I'M A REASONABLE MAN GET OFF MY CASE GET OFF MY CASE GET OFF MY CASE

>>72080721
let me encapsulate it for you.

It's a harvard study correlated by numerous professors that all say getting vitamins from the source is vastly better for you than taking supplements. in fact, some vitamins in supplement form, perform little to no function at all.

The fact you weren't able to deduct that from common sense shows you probably know next to nothing about nutrition and diet in general.. Or anything else probably

>>72080865
>radiohead
alri grandad

>>72080595

the manlet looks like he's had breast reconstrution. appaling.

MRS BUNFIELD

>>72080854
where is this? I miss comfy european towns

need to get back to gods continent. (uk excluded)

>>72080854

yes, I was just saying that when greater Somalia finally happens, as has been ordained, I will be petitioning my government to not accept any disgusting Jewish Amhara children. they will surely track disease and famine into this great nation.

found a shirt I really like but it's a bit out of the old budget

>>72080854

*sips drink*
well, it started at the battle of waterloo...

REALLY enjoying this high sugar diet lads

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>>72080879
>he doesn't religiously listen to radiohead
out

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>meant to have spent today writing an essay
>spent 5 hours on /brit/

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>"alri grandad"

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copping this

is the UK part of europe?

Is london part of the UK?

>>72080974
What was the essay about? There are 40+ of us here, I'm sure between us we can do the work of one man in 1/40th of the time.

>>72081009
>Is london part of the UK?
no it's part of India

>>72080996
how very fifteen year old me of you

>>72080971
i'm surprised you even know how to use the internet, old man.

>>72081021
London is the shared capital of Pakistan and India

did a 'press

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>>72081027
>puts on hail to the thief
>claims 6 figure pension
>does back in
>leeches off son
>reads this post
>mfw

>>72081016
This, as long as you credit us.

back from work lads

>>72081026
shut up dad

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oneitis unironically shared this to fb

>>72080874
So it isn't even showing that vitamin c doesn't cure colds which was what I said

Lmao, mong

>>72079367
nut

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>>72081026

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business idea: drop my trip to berlin and buy this shirt instead

>>72081151
wait heres where he refers you to a study that doesn't discuss your point again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmhNdSi-CvI

>>72081137
but seriously i would have bought the shit out of that when i was 15. i would have thought the design was cool, the bright colour would have attracted me, and i would have thought the gas mask thing was neat.

nowadays i like to look presentable though

>>72081165
holy fuck that looks like something a server at a thai restaurant would wear

>>72081107
s-shut up i'm going to get a house in my twenties, j-just you wait!

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Going down to tesco lads, anyone need anything x

>>72081138
I'm sure those executable programs will be very disappointed

>>72081233
Have you got a bit of paper and a pen?

>>72081233
yea mate could you get me a 24 pack of jaffa cakes they're on sale for a quid cheers lad

>>72081265
I'll take notes on my phone

>>72081267
No worries x

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Took my morning poop at work lads

>>72081233
Fox's crunch creams and some dr pepper zeo.

>>72081165
prawn pad thai and a pint of asahi please mate

https://youtu.be/XkVn1lzcK70

Watching a video about 'the most armed man in America'

Very intetesting looking at his private collection/museum

>>72081283
>shitting in the morning

disgusting

>poop

FOY

>>72081282
Tell you what, ring us when you get there and I'll talk you through it. That'll give me time to make a proper list.

>>72081296
ah yes, the ol' replying-to-the-wrong post gimmick. classic.

>>72081300
>shitting in the morning
>disgusting

umm sweetie it's natural to take a big shit in the morning

if you don't shit in the morning then you're a woman

>>72081296
No it isn't. It's boring. And I hate you.

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might become a maoist lads

was drive and kavinsky the start of vapourwave?

>>72081300
My morning coffee lubes up my tummy and my poop shoot opens up to blast out my din dins from last night

>>72081151
you said that getting vitamins from the source being better for you than taking them in supplements "sounds like bollocks"

In regards to the cold. There is nothing that directly treats a cold. There never has been, probably wont be for a long time. You can only treat the symptoms, and boost your immune system to better fight it. vit c is very good for your immune system function. increasing your immuno function will get a cold, or infection out of your system faster, and reduce symptom severity.

thats why fat disgusting people who eat crap are always really ill, and when they get a cold, they're fucked for weeks.

when I get a cold, it's 3-5 days, gone.

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>>72081233
welsh cakes x

>>72081132

*smirks in thailads direction*

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>>72081334

>>72081345
no

>>72081383
what was the start of vapourwave?
the 80s?

>>72081356
So he was right. Sounds like bollocks

>>72081410
just google it you dum dum

>>72081410
i was the start of vapourwave

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>>72081432

>>72081423
need to rip it open and spaff on her tummy

>>72081432
you sound like bollocks

>>72081410
late 2000s

bill hooks

did a shit and needed to wipe quite a lot

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>>72081476

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the US is fucking sound lads. Doing a roadtrip with the lads

t.brit on holiday

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>>72081460

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>i know i'm a pathetic little fuckling but please lad, let me sniff your gf's fanny! just once!

>>72081334
>how to make your retarded ideology even more retarded

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39210950

>A statue of a young girl with a determined expression has been installed in front of the famous charging bull in New York's financial district.

>The work, by artist Kristen Visbal, aims to highlight the need for more women in positions of leadership.

this

is

SO

important

>>72081554
*impotent

>>72081554
POWERFUL

DESTROYS MISOGYNY

>>72081203
i'm not going to wear that out and about mate

>>72081517
i've been to stowe, was very comfy

>>72081602
convulsing and wriggling

>>72081517

that does look very comfy

>>72081609
backpedalling like FUKC

>>72081554
>al, aims to highlight the need for more women in positions of leadership.
who would hire a little girl though lmoa

>>72081554
my mum said to me.

"i dont understand why women get a day and not men. let's be fair, they work the toughest jobs, doesn't seem very equal to have a day for one and not the other. i think its nonsense"

love my mum

>tfw I'm somehow both a three pump chump but also capable of wanking for 12 hours straight

>chinese gf
>have to show chinese gfs mate around town for a few hours tomorrow
>she's insanely hot
what do?

>>72081653
Tell your mum you have good news, because international Men's Day is 19th November

post commie choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voH563_bi8w

>>72081554
>A woman standing in direct opposition of a bull market
Wew. Do they even attempt to think these things throught before they do them?

>>72081653
Men do have a day. It's in November, I believe. There was a big kickup about it being banned from York university last year or the year before.

>>72081683
Straight up the chocolate bon bon factory

>>72081683
good thing shes not insanely fit then lyign cunt ufkign shithead twta

>>72081683
Show your gf's mate around for a few hours

Not sure what her being hot has to do with anything, it's not like you're planning on committing adultery with her

>>72081683
post pics of her

>>72081653
my gf asked me "what's this women's day all about then?" and I said it's just like National Pie Day and all that and she was like yeah

>>72081683
is she prettier than the young lucy liu?

*sniffs you*

>>72081645
People who realise that in the 21st century, diversity is a more accurate measure of corporate success than the profits made or awards won

>>72081683

>chinkies

Bet they've got todgers lad. Be careful.

>why yes, i do lie about having a gf on an anonymous Taiwanese cake decorating board and get incredibly upset when called out on it

>>72081554
>occupy wall street tries to loosen the grip of the bankers on the us govt and make the country a fairer place
>bankers use fake sjw infiltration and false flag operations to co-opt, discredit, usurp and wreck ows from the inside
>genuine sjws later erect a monument on the site, whining that the world is unfair

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if only you knew how bad things really are.

Any lad who has a asian gf is just admitting they are a failure tb h

Get a white gf and take your cucking like a man

anyone used to be skinnyfat here?

Howd you get out of it? Ive been lifting while cutting because im sick of having a fucking gut and tiny arms

maybe ill build a little muscle while losing this fat

>>72081711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Yes7Z4zxM

In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.

>>72081694
>>72081716
didn't know this. will be sure to update her on it. certainly dont remember statues being erected in national news on any 'mens day'.

>>72081860
As the personal shopper for a popular former Hollyoaks star(male), I think I'm pretty in the loop

Any lad who has a gf is just admitting they are a failure tb h

Get a prostitute and take the bill like a man

Not so sure about this high sugar diet any more lads.

>>72081889
Do lots of cardio and lift you mug.

>>72081837
>incredibly upset
she's real bro

>>72081554
did they prep it ?

>>72081928
whys the cardio matter if im already on a pretty hard cut?

I work 50 hours a week so its hard doing cardio and lifting 3 times a week.

"Send all non whites to the death camps" - Nigel Farage

What did he mean by this?

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>>72081889
>maybe ill build a little muscle while losing this fat

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How did he end up in the bin, lads?

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come to the conclusion that i'll most likely be alone forever. not sure what it is about me but 99.9% of women are not interested. im tall, moderately attractive, look after myself, have friends, have hobbies, have a job but for whatever reason im perpetually alone. pretty sure it isnt my personality as i dont think im a twat and i have plenty of friends. im a bit shy but not hugely.
i suppose it doesnt matter what the reason is because its a reality for me regardless.

i guess not everyone can be happy, otherwise happiness wouldn't be a sought after commodity. and i guess im going to be one of those people who will never be happy and will probably live and die alone.

>>72081997
Not him but "noob gains" are real. If he has absolutely no muscle he'll be able to gain muscle, even on a cut

>>72081990
If that's a real quote, I'm surprised by how pro-Eastern European he is.

Without non-whites, we'll have to import millions of Poles, Latvians and Lithuanians to replace them in those low paid but important roles like serving middle class boomers their paninis

>>72081987
You'll lose fat a hell of a lot faster, and it won't kill your gains.

@72082024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>72082015
got told to bin himself on /brit/

>>72082024
If being attractive, having friends and a good job won't make you happy, adding a gf won't help

>>72081876
black gf>east asian gf>desi gf>white gf>paki gf
2bh

>>72082024
you must be boring as fuck. what are your hobbies and interests? women like men who are passionate about something.. as long as it's not something autistic like anime

>>72082051
So do I still cut or what?

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>>72081897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSw8DkYr7ok

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>>72081990
WHoah FARAGE is going full Enoch Powell now why haven't made prime minister yet?

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>>72081997
this. broscience 101, gotta convert them fat molecules to muscles molecules. aaamiirtite, bra?

>>72082129
cba to list everything i enjoy but i have range of sporting, social and intellectual interests - like most people. but perhaps i am boring. doesnt matter anyway, im doomed to a life of solitude regardless of the answer.

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>>72082185
should I just get fat like this guy and then cut and lift?

>>72082270
No. Lift, do cardio, and eat right

>>72082283
Rorkes in tatters

>>72082270
Nah don't get this fat

Look at the picture on the right and you can clearly see he still has loose skin on his lower stomach which he won't ever be able to get rid of without surgery

>>72082283
he'd hire a paki over a nigerian or a swede how would he be able to tell the difference between them?

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Is Commie posting over?

>>72082308
ok going to do this. really want to lose this beer gut and love handles and gain some muscle since I have none

>>72082349
Me on the right.

>>72082349
me on the left

got a flat hank hill arse, no matter how many squats i do it never improves

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>>72082391
>>72082308
<<<you two

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>>72082367
never

can we hurry this thread up please i want to post memes

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ah yes the communist mongs are back
bizarre that they always turn up just as kids would be getting home from school

>>72082391
show arsehole

>>72082454
Work finishes at 5 you mong

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put penis in here please.

>>72082367
WHY did you bring it up you UTTER mong

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>Europeans think because people have never left the US they have never traveled. Some Europeans just can't wrap Thier mind around how large and diverse the US is. Trust me, even though we all speak the same language, the difference in culture between Main and New Mexico is a hell of a lot more than Germany and the UK.

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>>72082477

"Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus’!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!" - Julian Assange

what did he mean by this?

>>72082475
yeah odd that it normally starts at around 4 to 4:30 then innit x

me on the right

>>72082166
farage
>5ft9
trump
>6ft3
yeaah something not right here lads

>>72082509
svobodny means freedom i think?

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Back from the shop.

Who wanted the kinder bueno?

>>72082495
Who are you quoting

>Americans can go their entire lives without ever seeing the beach

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What

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>>72082569

*raises hoof*

>>72082521
No it doesn't love xxx

>>72082574

farage is another russian plant

>>72082574

So this is why Trump keeps Farage around

Espionage

>>72082250
maybe it's that you're pessamistic as fuck? it's a real struggle being in the company of someone who complains and often looks on the meaker side of things