Can you speak German?

Guten morgen

>>72078856
no but I can speak arabic

No, give me a rundown on why I should?

>>72078856


9

>>72078894
you'd better leanr arabic or turkish

Ein bisschen

>>72078856
Gedrolld wird net

Sie sind das Essen und Wie sind die Jäger

i can speak a tiny bit of ger- i mean Arabic

>>72078856
Ne, leider nicht. Würd's aber gern lernen, was für Ressourcen könnt ihr mir empfehlen?

>>72078856
九

>>72078856
mein name ist jeff

>>72078856
wie geht es dir?

>>72079104
Gut. Wie geht es dir, mein polnischer Freund?

I think I can but in reality I can't. Ich denken das ich deutsch sprechen kann aber das kann ich einfach nicht.

ich bin amerikaner

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I was gonna start learning it in elementary school but then i found out you had to stay one hour extra for the lesson and it was optional so i quit.

Ich liebe Islam.

>>72080085
do you regret this decision

>>72080222
All i have is regrets

>>72078894
Language of thinkers
widely used in E. Europe
sounds cool

>>72079070
einen döner, extra scharf. bitte

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>>72080416
is that so...

Ein bisschen. Ich studiere seit 2 Semestern, also verstehe ich nicht immer Idiome aber ich verstehe die Grammatik gut.

No, I was forced to learn it for a long period of time, but due to lacking in motivation failed.
I intend to try again on my own time when I can.
Now that the UK is leaving EU I might as well move to Germany instead.

Ja ja das ist fantastisch

>>72078856
Kannen Sie Änglich sprechen?

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>>72080481
do not buy into it, brother
everyone knows american is the language of the world
the other ones are useless

>>72080481
t. too dumb for der/die/das

>>72080354
do you regret talking to me?

>>72078924
Looks like you need to learn some English.

MOSKAU MOSKAU WIRF DIE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND, RUSSLAND IST AEIN SCHÖNEST LAND HOHOHOHOHO, MOSKAU MOSKAU DEINE SELE IST SO GROSSE, NACHT DA IST EIN TEUFEL LOS, HAHAHAHAHA

>>72080545
Is this what it looks like to become enlightened?

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>>72080556
I mean I agree the language sounds cool, and I kind of want to learn it because the last german speaker in my family died last year.

But I don't have anyone to talk to except on the internet.

And it'd be more beneficial to learn French as a nuclear engineer, you know, where they aren't vehemently trying to shut down their nuclear reactors. Maybe if I want to focus in on plasma physics.

euf der haide bluht ein kleines blomelein
uf dast haist
eeerika

>>72080556
Not him and I can speak German, but gender cases in any language are antiquated nonsense which make it unnecessarily difficult; German specifically gives very little clues about gender from the nouns.

yes but i don´t like to speak in front of germans because i am shy and i´m scared they won´t understand me.

ich würde gerne mit´nen deutsches mädchen Bumsen, wie geht das?

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>>72080416
>>72078856
>>72078894

there was a guy in English class that pretended that he knew german

he frequently asked the teacher if he could complete the task in german

it was highschool and we were like 17-18

>>72080085
same.
I chose optional german in like the 4th grade and quit because it was an hour longer and it was dumb fucking german

>>72080653
I think being beta generally gets in the way of doing anything mit eine mädchen.

Yes and I always try to improve my vocabulary.
Learning rich and multifaceted words like 'etzala'

>>72079007
九=9= nein = no
i geddit :--DDD
this is why i studied japanese, german and english

>>72080653
They'll just switch to English if you're struggling
Ich bin ein Pozzhanrei. Du willst wissen, was das ist?

>>72080642
if you're a nuclear engineer and you want to do something good for the world, learn Chinese. I'm sure the French are quite capable of maintaining nuclear power plants by themselves, but i'm not so sure about the Chinese. they could take some American help

>>72080556
>Der die das
Ain't so bad
>den dem des
Okay understandable
>dennen dessen deren
Okay why?
>now here are all the different adjective endings for them in different situations
>and here are nouns made from adjectives that still take adjective2 endings
Its almost like you didnt think things through

>>72080718
Haben Sie Lebensmude?

>>72080716
>>72080722
eure Grammatik ist am arsch

>>72080722
was ist ein pozzhanrei, kannst´ mal erklären?

>>72080790
Schrecklich!

>>72080790
>dem den des, denen deren dessen
this is my pitfall and the only reason i can´t speak proper german.
can any krauts give me advice on how to suck less at this? bitte?

>>72080859
Learn to capitalize your nouns Padron

>>72080859
Nun, lass mich erklären.

Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzes Kind. Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.

Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.

Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio-Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist. Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine Hose. Ich steige aus und frage die Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wir fahren gemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich ein Messer und steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der Hahnrei-Community.

Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.

Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen infizieren werden.

>>72080790
well obviously masterrace language isn't for everybody

yeah no, on a serious note though: grammatically there must be a lot of wtf moments if you don't learn it just from hearing

>>72080836
Ja sonst wäre ich nicht hier

>>72080790
>dennen dessen deren
I have never heard those used, ever.
>now here are all the different adjective endings for them in different situations
>and here are nouns made from adjectives that still take adjective2 endings
That's easy, however I don't feel like explaining it so just refer to the charts on page 312, 314 and 317
>>72080859
>was ist ein pozzhanrei, kannst´ mal erklären?
I can't tell if you're seriously asking

Somewhat

>>72080956
>That's easy, however I don't feel like explaining it so just refer to the charts on page 312, 314 and 317
fucking
http://www.politicalavenue.com/10862/German%20Language%20Learning%20Pack%20(Vol.%202)/01.Courses%20for%20Beginners/Deutsch%20Heute%20Introductory%20German.pdf

>>72080956
>>dennen dessen deren
>I have never heard those used, ever.

Ein Amerikaner dessen Deutschkenntnisse nicht sehr fortgeschritten sind.

>>72080790
"dennen" isn't a word. "denen" (who/whom) is, but it doesn't mean the same as "dessen" and "deren" (whose)

>>72080927
>this nigga
i know but i can´t be fucked to press down the shift key

>>72080949
Delet. Das ist verboten.
>/r9k/

>>72080997
In my defense I saw "dennen" and stopped reading, I'm aware of the others.

>>72078856
نعم، نتحدث كثيرا جدا الألمانية

Evet, hemen hemen Alman konuşmak

>>72081030
Lol

>>72080949
ziemlich schwul, alter
>>72080956
so, a cuck, basically?

>>72081091
What's the Chechnyan phrase for "I can't read 3rd world languages"?

>>72081116
>so, a cuck, basically?
It's the copypasta the other guy posted

>>72081177
shit was pretty steamy, not gonna lie.
although german doesn´t really lend itself well for writing erotica, i think it´s too technical a language

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Shuvalts Smile!

>>72081224
It's complicated as fuck but very consistent with the rules/pronunciation which for me is fun and why I'm bothering to learn it in the first place

>>72081011
I mistyped, sorry, but the point remains that in someplaces your grammar says "this is good enough" and sometimes it says "we have to add all of this so things are clear" in a rather random manner.

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Read some german classics, if you want to improve

>>72081270
>consistent
funny cus i have the complete opposite impression because i can´t wrap my head around the grammatical cases (den, dem) and the way they change the suffixes of words

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Semmelknödel Semmelknödel
ihr habt alle kleine Dödel

>>72081369
see:
>That's easy, however I don't feel like explaining it so just refer to the charts on page 312, 314 and 317
http://www.politicalavenue.com/10862/German%20Language%20Learning%20Pack%20(Vol.%202)/01.Courses%20for%20Beginners/Deutsch%20Heute%20Introductory%20German.pdf

It is logical although there's a little memorization

>>72081369
Also den, dem (der - feminine) are part of dative which I'm -really- not explaining right now; the short version is indirect objects and ALWAYS used when following certain prepositions (aus, außer, bei, mit, nach, seit, von, zo)

>>72078856
Not yet, for now.

>>72081473
thanks freund

>>72081532
>zo
zu*
I'm this close to buying a fucking pass for these post timers.

>>72081532
yeah dativ and genitiv and who knows what else really fucked my shit during high school.
i should really sit down and learn that shit

>>72081586
Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod

>>72078856
No, I don't speak douche.

>>72081586
Dative is a bit of a pain in the ass, genitive is REALLY easy. After taking too much adderall in preparation for a (not german) test I ended up writing a guide on cases which I'm not guaranteeing is correct, but see if it helps anyway
https://www.duolingo.com/comment/21075181

>>72081616
>bavaria
im gonna fuck your shit, you frog

>>72081616
>bayern
raus

>>72081663
>duolingo
ayyooo
a guatemalan created that shit
admittedly, it was a german family guatemalan, but so am i so idc

Is "ich schmeiß dir die Prügel raus" a legit expression in german or did he just make that up?

>>72081758
Again, I wrote the guide. Duo's fine but not as an only source and trust me when I say it wasn't my only source.

>>72081817
thank you based american poster

>>72082002
I just like helping

>>72081805
des weiß ich ezadla gar ned

>>72081139
>chechen
>having language
They have none
Im serious