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STOP TAXIN' DHE VANMEN
edition.
previously on /brit/ >>72073004
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Back from the job centre
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araC
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Bye
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVR9-rTUTI

Killing white men and cheating on your white husband is the hit new comedy of 2017
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This previously on /brit/ gimmick is shit and needs to die
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>tfw no brit bf
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Dr. Tim, I'm DPD.
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>>72075962
aww does white boi want a safe space? can you literally not even right now?
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>>72075968
>tfw several brit bfs

Genuinely on top of the world right here lads :D
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>anon just talk to her
>haha it doesn't matter I've had sex with her "sloppy seconds" isn't a real thing!
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just wasted £2.50 on a terrible chicken fillet sandwich
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*OI! AHT DA FACKIN WAI*
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>>72075988
cute numale baka
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choose your cheerfu
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>>72076017
12
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>>72075988
>you finally fucked her?
>hey that makes us custard brothers!
>high five!
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>>72075988
Just b urself

Women dont care for jawlines or broad shoulders; they are addicted to confidence.
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need to fart and poo really badly but i have another 3.5 hours of work
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>>72075962
(((Scarlett Johansson)))
(((Ilana Glazer)))
(((Zoë Kravitz)))
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>>72076017
18 looks the youngest x
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>>72076076
THAIIIIIII LADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>72076015
>anon we've talked about this before I don't know what you mean when you talk like that
>maybe if you spoke normally girls would like you
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how is this possible
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>>72076091
>literally who vs a famous qt
gee, I wonder
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>>72076076
nonce
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>>72076085
least no numale
good on ya
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im glad the aussies live so far away that they're only here to annoy daytime /brit/ instead of later when the thread gets good again.
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>>72076091
dont care 2bh
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>>72076091
It;s almost as if different people spend different amounts of money.

He's certainly earned way more than her in his life time but this bitch was making bank while still being raised by her parents and having an expenditure of fucking nothing in comparison to living the high life in Hollywood.
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>>72076114
I'm here rockin' /brit/ alllllllll nigggghhhhhttt long, baby
It's the NEET life for I
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>>72076091
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Roberts_filmography

Eric Roberts has been in so much shit he literally has his own wikipedia page just for films he has been in.
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>>72076114
>later is when it gets good
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>72076102
all of them are at uni, its calm
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>>72076101
>literally who
wut
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>>72076163
>trying to prove someone isn't a literal child by saying they went to uni
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Why am I so fucking fat lads
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>>72076199
you eat too much and/or you don't move enough
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>>72076199
because you keep eating

post belly
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>>72075893
>>72076007
>I'm coming for your white vans
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lads
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boggles my mind that yanks have to be taught not to stick sharp objects in their ears
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>>72076218
cutting his head off was a bit far though
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Rate??
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>>72076218
Banter
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>>72076185
safe
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>>72076237
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>>72076218
>70 IQ
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>>72076237
tell my 90s self to not watch gay porn
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>>72076218
haha based black people.
so much more fun than whites
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>American "housing"
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>>72076302
kev transcends race
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>>72076302
It's uncanny
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>>72076302
fuck borders and laws and shit
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>Jock
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stirrup
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why do leftists who hate the white working class always assume that white working class people are inherently white supremacists that side with rich whites over working class non-white people?

why can't i dislike both? i feel no sympathy for either.
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>>72076326
How does a human have sex with a chicken? How does that work? How does someone even get caught for that if it did work?
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>>72076352
fugging gommie
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>>72076356
if theres a hole, you can have sex with it
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need casual sex with g
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>>72076406
how about a g(m)?
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>>72076360
This is literally my bf

I even call him Daddy when he rapes me
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>>72076364
it's the gommies that always say this though

https://twitter.com/MarikaRose/status/831141367363538945
https://twitter.com/marxistotle/status/839309152644026368
https://twitter.com/teyaochihuani/status/839682480596746240

https://twitter.com/ReturnOfTheOrb/status/839155637053501445
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>got a test that's worth 20% today
>only done around 4 hours of revision

I'm fucked aren't I?
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Alexa, how long can the average human hold their breath?
Alexa, find me nearby bridges
Alexa, add rope and bricks to my shopping list
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>>72076178
how to take a screenshot of such length?
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hungry
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>>72076546
hold print screen and drag the box
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Why on earth would you attempt drowning as a suicide method. Your last moments would be horrible, filled with anguish and regret
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>>72076628
just like all the rest of my moments haha
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>>72076546
There's a couple scripts that do it, there was one on /pol/ for a while a guy who was screencapping entire articles with a script and uploading them so people didn't have to give them clickshekels to read their propaganda, but it got made redundant by sites like archive.is

Either he used one of them or he just knitted together some standard screenshots manually because he has autism and no job
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>>72076178
you could say his career was a bit of a run away train
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>>72076662
it's an extension moron
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>>72076628
Only painless way to die is with a gun, but we don't have those
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>>72076691
>implying extensions aren't scripts

Are you mentally handicapped?
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>>72076713
extensions use scripts
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lol
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>>72076736
And so what is actually being used to take a massive screenshot of a long page?

Oh it;s a script.

You should have been swalled you fuckwit.
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>>72076534
Creasing
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>>72076793
>this will happen to you one day
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ask a female cheese eating surrender monkey anything.
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>>72076828
will you marry me?
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>>72076828
Pls be my gf
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>>72076804
nah I don't know how to use scripts
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>>72076828
why don't french women shave
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>>72076828
how big is your penis (feminine)
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can you use thematic analysis on quantitative research?
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>>72076828
What kind of influence do these men exert in your country
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>>72076828
Shan't
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>>72076894
im not a chad but im 6'2 and look after myself.
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>>72076879
that meme died quickly didnt it
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>>72076894
Underage b&

JAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
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This picture still makes me smile
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>>72076894
VRW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>72076828
are you cute?
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you're in the club and this man smacks your gf's arse

what do?
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Alexa, how quickly could I be in France?
Alexa, what do French girls like?
Alexa, add arab men to my shopping list
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72076975
Fuck off you wee slag
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>>72076975
>im 18
too young. not into women who still have the minds of children (more so)
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>>72076546
>not having a 817x8893 monitor
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>the "French" lass is a shit skin
Pottery
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>>72076975
im not racist but im a race realist.
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>>72076975
post feet
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>>72076975
big arab head on you
fuck off
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>>72077023
either it's a lad pretending to be a girl he fancies or we are the centre of a ruse perpetrated by tumblr . they'r eprobably laughing at us right now as she shares our responses
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>>72077102
Don't care either way
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Alexa, how many tinder matches have I got?
Alexa, play "Things Can Only Get Better"
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timestamp or gtfo
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Just put MSG on some otherwise bland as fuck food and.... it's pretty good
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>>72077102
4chan is broken down like this
95+% male
5% trannys and other mentally ill types
0%, zero, null, nada women
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>>72077055
>>72077089
>>72077098
>>72077015
Fucking hell, bongs are so fucking retarded, literally all i had to do was to take a random pic of some slut on nosebook and you retards were drooling all over me Hon hon hon
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>>72077098
GOOD southern lad
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>>72077155
There's women on /soc/ but their worthless whores
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>>72077156
REEEE SHUT UP I WANT A FRENCH GF
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>>72077156
>all I did was make a post in a thread where they talk about posts and they talked about my post
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>>72077156
im not british you swarthy frenchman
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>>72077102
>ither it's a lad pretending to be a girl he fancies

This is actually true, how the fuck did you know?
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>>72077156
was pretty obvious that no one believed you. everyone was just humouring you.
silly frog cunt.
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>>72077155
except the ones that come here to bully us e.g. aisha
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>are you a chad? atleast 180cm tall?

real women don't say this, only 4chan autists
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>>72077181
Kek
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People tell me I look like Ted Bundy. Workmates, dates, family; everyone.

Really makes me think.
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>>72077184
you can only posting pics you got from her social media . kys creepy stalker
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don't like any of the """""women""""" who come on here apart from Josie
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>>72077197
woah you look like another member of your species? mental
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>>72077193
exactly. a woman would say stipulate AT Least 183cm
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>>72077197
alri Ted, don't eat me, yeah? haha
*holds my finger in front of your mouth*
oop
*pulls it back as if you were about to bite it*
oop, watch out haha
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>>72077212
i'm not a creep, it's just that she's way out of my league and i'm too much of a pussy to approach her. i see her everyday at school
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>>72077230
You are a creepy autist. Kill yourself mate.
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Alexa, get me a list of things that are sadder than this French twat
Alexa?
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>>72077230
follow your dreams
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>>72077243
stop calling me autistic i'm not fucking autistic you stupid tea nigger, i bet your teeth suck
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>this Frog doing the virgin post
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>>72077227
*Leans in and sucks on your finger*
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Alexa, tell this Alexaposting runt to fuck off
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>>72076975
Haha yes babe what you saying?

You got msn? msg bk xxxxx
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>>72077172
whats the point in /soc/? Most threads seem to be just giving out kiks to each other so they can sext each other
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>>72077182
Well you obviously should have been, you stupid fucking potato nigger. i don't even know why the bongs tolerate you red apes, they should just annex your ass
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>>72076975
Camille?
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>>72077266
autistic response
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>>72077292
That's the point buachail
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>>72077193
of course they don't say "chad" but plenty of women will only go for tall lads, even short girls have no shame in saying it
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>>72077267
How the fuck did you know that i'm a virgin
>>72077274
are you schizo
>>72077302
no her name is not camille
>>72077304
you still mad you didn't get those feet pics? i can post mine if you want
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Could have had a French girl called Camille
Could have had a French girl called Honorine
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>72077329
don't
reply
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Just doxxed that French slag, going to tell her that an autistic stalker has been posting her pictures on 4chan pretending to be her.
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>>72077342
my cock is nice and hard for you
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>>72077156
Bloody hell.

Rused again!
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just went into an eye rate thread on /soc/ and told the brown eyed people they were shitskins
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>>72077361
Your cock is probably as limp as France was when Paris fell
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>6ft2
>good job
>big cock
>can't get any girls because I'm a weird cunt and only average looking
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>>72077354
pls don't i'm going to get kicked out of my school pls what the fuck man not cool!! I'm going to get beat up by her boyfriend pls stop man
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emailing a uni lecturer
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>>72077382
post willy
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>>72077369
Good lad
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>>72077301
Was waiting for a train really early in the morning during the summer last year and a French man in his 30s came over to me asking me to suck him off
french people are creepy
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>>72077388

tell her i fancy her
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what's the point of it all lads
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FACE>>>>>HEIGHT>>>FRAME
This is undeniable. Lanklets with ugly mugs=fucked.
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>>72077417
Orgasms and strong drink
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Watching the Dr Blake Mysteries lads, looks like it's gonna be a good one today
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>>72077397
Already posted it on /brit/ before

I'm the 7.5 inch lad
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removed flags
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are all french autistic?
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>>72077417
Sort yourself out
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>>72077450
fucking manlet
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>>72077436
Frame is most important that height desu, a lanklet with lady shoulders, wide hips and zero lung capacity is repulsive
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>>72077436
Short guys with good faces are even more fucked
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>>72077417
Chastity and teetotalism
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>>72077478
to be fair shes 6 inch heels on her
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>>72077478
Screaming haha never knew he was a manlet
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>>72077478
>>72077476
you can take anything to an extreme but generally speaking good face &average height and body>>>average face &good height and body
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Really craving a (You) right now.
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>>72077498
wish she had her 6 inch heels on my bollocks
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>>72077498
So does he probably
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>>72077478
>taytay will never wrap her legs around you
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>Bruno Mars height
>5'4
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>>72077478
tbf I'd guess Taylor is like 6ft4 in this photo
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>>72077478
>>72077503
>165cm tall
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>>72077523
correct
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>>72077513
That was an exaggeration yeah, but I still think right beats left in this picture
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>>72077569
>
look at his fucking neck jesus
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blowing my trumpet
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Colleagues at work are all great, but the bosses really need replacing
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*toot*
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Colleagues at work are all great, but our Australian sector's runts really need replacing

Alexa, add chlorine gas to my shopping list
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>>72077569
in this case they're both relatively average. Also explain what's going on here is the guy on right 6ft7 or is the guy on the left short or both
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Siri > Alexa
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Can't stand for this

Alexa, execute the queen
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>>72077638
it's a shop, the one on the right is actually a gorilla
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Google Assistant > Siri
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>>72077638
no clue
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Clippit > Siri
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< > >
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>Literally not one American posting

My FOYposting paid offf.
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just inhaled a pint of coke
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need a big bum gf
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need to get 72077777
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>>72077711
yanks are just waking up
they'll be here soon
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>>72077777
god save the queen
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>>72077762
JUST
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go gogo
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its not a get if its only 5 digits you reddit runt newcunts
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>>72077777
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>>72077762
>>72077769
>>72077776
>>72077779
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>>72077776
reeeeeee

>>72077777
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did you see the ludicrous display last night?
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>its not a get if its only 5 digits you reddit runt newcunts
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>>72077802
why does he do these faces on the show? can't think it would be appropriate if it isn't stifling laughter to mock someone on 4chan
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>>72077821
Yes m8. Emery should be sacked imo.
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>>72077821
what was enrique thinking sending the ref on that late
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>>72077792
its a get at 2 digits you mong
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>>72077836
>gif
fuck off
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>>72077836
haha.

so he should
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>>72077852
It's for ceramic and stone floors
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>>72077852
google it dumbshit
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Louie louie louie you're gonna tryyyyyyy
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this man has never touched, smelt or seen a real vagina.
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>>72077922
Really impolite to be honest.
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not having a go
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>>72077922
hes married
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>>72077922
neither have you
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>>72077922
looks like 1142's dad
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afternoon runtoids
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how did pepe become such a huge meme?
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just woke up

state of my life eh?
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>>72078054
Combined with memes spreading through the internet and the rise of reddit and /pol/ I'm sure you can figure it out.
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got a theory that the pyramids were built as landing sites for aliens
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why is it whenever you tell anyone you're going travelling somewhere they always say "yeah, well, now's the time to do it, while you're young"
I'm 24 and have a mortgage, is it just because I don't have kids?
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>>72078092
because you're a boring twat mate
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fucking hate this idiot

absolute wanker, talking down to everyone in the standard pommy manner
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>>72078140
you gay for this nerd mate?
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>>72078140
talking down to aussies is just something that happens naturally
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get a load of this fucking dolt
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oven broke lads. don't want to buy a new one cos i might be moving out in a month or so. currently attempting to fry some fish fingers.
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>>72078166
probably earn more than your parents do and i'm first year out of uni
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just vomited all over myself
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>>72078209
*docks your slop rations for a month*
runtoid
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heh
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What should we do about non-whites?
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just got in, saw a post about halfway into the thread that I thought was highly underrated, but I'm scared to (You) it in case I get called samefag
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>forces your head
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was on the bus and some weird cunt got on
tried to tap on with his hand then stood in the middle of the bus scoping out seats for 2 minutes before finally picking one
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>>72078209
tafe is not uni lad
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>>72078388
Pedal!
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>>72078271
>Yotsuba B
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>>72077846
hhehehe
>>
>>72076091
remember when he played the Master on that failed Yank TV reboot of Doctor Who in the 90s
>>
>>72078456
no
>>
having an existential crisis
>>
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>>72078429

>tomorrow
>>
>>72078456
>failed Yank TV reboot of Doctor Who in the 90s
did this actually happen?
Doctor Who is shit enough as it is
>>
business idea: disco gf
think about it for a second lads
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>>>Yotsuba B
>>
>germany
>takes multiple superpowers to defeat them in war
>twice within 30 years
>eventually beaten
>country divided
>western half dominates europe economically
>french only allow them to unite if they accept the euro thinking all of europe using the same currency will equalize things
>germany becomes a godly nation

How can Britain even compete?
>>
>>72078541
two world wars and one world cup
>>
>>72078518
yes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116118/?ref_=nv_sr_7
it was a TV movie that was supposed to spearhead a revival of the series on American television after the beeb binned the series in the 80s. Needless to say it was awful and no network picked it up, proving that sometimes a remake of a British show can be so bad that not even they want it.
>>
>>72078572
>the past

typical britirrelevant response
>>
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>my brother ordered me a strippogram at my workplace
>she walks in and asks who is the birthday boy
>physically cringes when someone says me

only 2 people out of about 30 knew it was my birthday, or even who I was
>>
>>72078184
update: fried fish fingers are good. bit greasier than oven ones but nice and crispy.
>>
>>72078607
this didnt happen
>>
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Stop watching porn
>>
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>>72078521
Been playing Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball cos it was on Steam sale (and probs still is). If I had friends who like fun then I'd strongly recommend they get it.

Where do I find friends who like fun, /brit/?
>>
did you think about it?
>>
Even you, Brutus?
>>
>>72078607
FAKE NEWS
DIDN'T HAPPEN
LIES
TRUTH DISTORTER
>>
>>72078644
i'm not watching porn you twat i'm eating a sarnie
>>
>>72078644
I'm trying
>>
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>>72078646
>what i expected
>what i got
>>
>>72078377
p keks
>>
>>72078644
i'm good, thanks ethibropian
>>
>>72078377
Learned a lot.
>>
>>72078644
he sounds like kermit
>>
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the mandem
>>
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hmmmm
>>
>>72078722
no he doesnt
>>
>>72078738
he does a little bit
>>
extremely bored with life

might do a suicide or resubscribe to netflix
>>
>>72075962
so are we just not allowed to have anything remotely negative happen to a white man in films anymore?
>>
>>72078764
no he doesnt
>>
>>72078729
half of these chinks look like at least one of their ancestors was BLEACH'd
>>
>>72078781
no it is incredibly triggering
>>
>>72076307
looool rah
>>
>>72078781
Imagine an entire film about rich white men killing black hooker and trying to hide her body.
>>
wegman me breddahs
>>
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*buys clothes because of the name on the tag and types like a black person on the internet*
>>
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Would it be appropriate to call this a late-life crisis?
>>
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>>
>>72078838

Like a weekend at Bernies with a twist
>>
>>72078850
loosing really messed her up
>>
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>>72078644
>>
>>72078878
what did she loose? an arrow?
>>
>>72078850
why do people on the right still care so deeply about her?
she lost can we stop talking about her now
>>
>>72078878
>loosing
>>
did a poo today
>>
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>tfw most handsome lad on /brit/
>>
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>>72078921
alri Hilldawg
>>
she likes basically every one of my facebook pictures, in today's modern world that basically means we're a couple

doesn't it?
>>
>>72078838
can we stop this myth that films with racist characters don't exist
>>
>>72078954
see but who actually gives a shit if she's not wearing makeup
you won the fucking election hillary's done it's over why don't you focus on that now instead of LOL LOOK AT SHILLARY
>>
>>72078781
>i wish you'd stop celebrating the murder of people just because they're white men
>OH SO SUDDENLY YOU'RE AGAINST FREE SPEECH???
>no, i just
>WAIT IS THAT AN AFRICAN DESIGN ON YOUR BACKPACK? CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS NOT ALLOWED!
ah yes, "liberals"
>>
>>72078953
erupt into violent rage every time i see this image.
>>
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>tfw ugliest cunt on brit
>>
>>72079021
>gif
fuck off
>>
>>72079002
what are you on about and who are you talking to

it's a film, no one's getting murdered mate
>>
>>72079010
take a chill pill lolmao
>>
>>72078966
Yes, because this film is going to be about how evil they are for killing a gigolo

They make jokes about his rigor mortis boner ffs

Tbh, I'm not even making this argument. It's more just how classless and awful the entire movie is that pisses me off.
>>
what was /pol/ like on the day trump won?
>>
own the most turtlenecks on /brit/
>>
>>72078954
Jesus she looks like George Soros hang on she was one of his clones
>>
>>72079053
mental
>>
don't own a single turtleneck
should i get one?
>>
>>72079077
no they look terrible
>>
>>72079077
yes
>>
>>72079053
pretty fun, that was the last day I really browsed there regularly though. It was entertaining watching people wake up and go mental because they weren't expecting it to happen
>>
>>72079077
wind your turtleneck in
>>
>>72079077
why not get the whole turtle?
>>
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>>72078954
>>
*gives my head a wobble*
>>
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>tfw last person to have anal sex on /brit/
>>
probably currently the hungriest on /brit/
>>
>>72079077
be a hero in a half-shell.
>>
>>72079053
insane

i stayed up for it

anyone else stay up all night on there for brexit? brit/pol/ was amazing, probably had a new thread every 10 minutes
>>
>>72079077
You need to be either model-tier in looks or an actual nonce to pull it off.
>>
stop giving me (You)s now
i'm over my quota
>>
>>72078865
like what?
>>
>>72079044
but it's not about the fact that he's white, why are you turning it into a race issue?

the word "white" literally isn't used at all in the film. pretty much all the characters are white. are white people not allowed to die in films anymore?

it's a cringey movie, i'll admit that. not interested in it at all. but racist? not in the slightest. controversial? not even a little bit.
and he's not a hooker, pretty sure he's just a stripper
>>
>>72079135
ever?
>>
>>72079103
yeah, /pol/ has lost its lustre since Trump was elected

just not that fun when it's shilling for the most powerful man in the world
>>
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>>72079053
Dunno, I was on Twitter.
>>
open the door
>>
*has a word with myself*
>>
>>72079114
Love the Hilary Wojaks
>>
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>>72079213
>>
>>72079197
what?
>>
probably the most centrist on /brit/
>>
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>>72079188
*increases excess of (You)s by an insuperable amount*
>>
>>72079205
are lad jin ping is probably more powerful desu
>>
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why do brits store their ketchup in the cupboard
>>
>>72079292
store mine in the fridge desu
>>
>>72079292
why do yanks boil their water in the microwave?
>>
Drumpf is literally a fucking idiot
>>
>>72079328
we can't let him get the nuclear codes
>>
>>72079292
so it's not cold
>>
>theres only like 8 real white people left in britain
ah yes... thanks for coming to london samuel j
>>
>>72079367
>>72079367
>>72079367

new
>>
>>72079292
don't have ketchup in my house and I get disgruntled when someone requests it
>>
>>72079328
idk he DID manage to trick the most powerful country in the world into believing hes on their side
>>
>>72079292
FOY
>>
>>72079292
i put mine in the fridge
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