I fucking hate you cunts

>>72072196
JAP'D

Nintenshit is dead

bigger than snes and gb? if so just wow what a bunch of living memes

>he cares about video games

manchild detected

>>72072196
I am not confident in the build quality so I bought three, not alone in this

>>72072305
>>72072314
t. Sony executives

Japanese games are huge in NZ
Everyone has played Dark Souls and heaps play weeb games like fire emblem

>>72072374
>1 proper game and 2 casual trash games at launch
>1 of those should've been included with the console like wii fit
>switchable parts aren't attached very well
>charging dock fucking scratches your screen
>USB charger on the bottom of the tablet
>pletoria of errors instead of one specific problem with the first batch
>'dead pixels are a feature' - Nintendo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

>>72072842
It's launch dude, this always happens

>>72072911
This is why you never buy a console at launch. Only after a year it's save to buy one.

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Who else is enjoying Zelda <3

>>72072978
only the launch line-up and errors are related to the launch, all my other points have nothing to do with it
and like I said, the switch has a ton of problems, while other console launches usually have one
look at what the indian posted
>>72072911
and tell me with a straight face this is acceptable

>>72072196
Did you even read the headline? It was the biggest Nintendo launch in Australia and NZ. Nintendo weren't even aware we existed till some point after they released the Wii, so it's hardly a surprise the Switch had a better launch than their older consoles.

>>72073124
You write like a woman

>>72072978
>this always happens
Yeah not really. The launch for this console will go down in history as one of the most retarded.

>>72073189
umm no sexism thanks sweetie xx

>>72073173
But nearly all of those 'are' typical launch issues, If you take them away the problems are marginal
Just don't buy it at launch

>>72072196
just for that, I'm buying one tomorrow!

>>72073282
>But nearly all of those 'are' typical launch issues
No they aren't.

>>72073282
correction, marginal is the wrong word but most issues can get fixed in the typical redesign and the system feels rushed

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>>72073325
this is you, but you stretch it even further
over more than a year

>>72073515
>memes
you sure showed me

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>Nintendo Switch

>>72073729
WAHOO!

>>72073124
>20.
>WHOLE.
>FRAMES.

>>72073729
Who needs girls when you have a Switch?

>>72072196
I don't play video games, but what's wrong with this?

>>72073915
/v/ console war spillover

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>>72073729
Is this the switchpostng thread?
>paying 350-500 usd for a glorified tablet

>>72073915
its shit see
>>72072911
>>72072842
people support this

It's a piece of fucking shit and a waste of money I mean the launch game is a game all Wii U owners can already get and trust me I regret my Wii U purchase as well fuck nintendo.

>>72073915
It's expensive, 300-500$ but also underpowered so if you have the choice between Skyrim on PC/PS4 or Skyrim on Switch, you'll pick the PC/PS4 over it any day.

You can't use it for anything else other than to play Nintendo games (60$ each) and watch TV, Something the PS and XBOX does better already.

Oh, and you need to pay subscription to play online. The rewards for paying for online subscription is to play a rotating collection of old-nintendo games...

Breath of the Wild is an amazing game, but I'd suggest you just wait until CEMU have it working on PC unless you're bathing in money.

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>>72072196
Botw looks fun, but gambled on the PS4 and bought it for one game, it panned out as it's got some good exclusives now, but I'm skeptical of the switches potential, especially since Nintendo may just make a new console in three years.

Stop playing video games you losers

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>>72073950
people are getting scammed t b h

>90 bucks for plastic dock

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>buying consoles at launch when they are the most expensive they will ever be and also have the fewest games

>>72072196
>paying 300$ to play 1(one) game with shitty graphics
Noice

>>72074312
I don't know what makes BoTW so special. It just another open world RPG with Zelda franchise slapped on it.

>>72074312
>>paying 300$ to play 1(one) game with shitty graphics
>Noice
its like 500 in Australia

>>72074259
>being poor and not being able to afford consoles at launch
haha jokes on you

Thank doge I'm rich because I don't buy consoles.

>>72072978
>It's launch dude, this always happens
Nintendo gets away with it but it would be blunder of the year if say Xbox or PS4 would have some missing/broken features on launch?
If a PC graphics card is released with as many issues as the Switch then it's boycotted and its reputation is ruined forever. Nintendo just shrugs it off when their console is fucked and claims that hardware issues like dead pixels are natural and can't be fixed.

>>72074422
Xbox reputation is already ruined m8 with always online DRM policy.

>>72074422
No they should absolutely not get away with it, but xbox and PS had duds too and they didn't get ruined by it. All it means is that nintendo needs to put effort into fixing it

>>72073124
you play this shit when you have en entire continent to explore?

>>72074384
neither do I, but if you're going to buy consoles at least wait until they actually have some games

>>72074482
which reminds me
another thing: paid online
as cancerous as this practice already is, do you really believe they're going to implement proper functional online features unlike before? like they just flipped a switch?
actually we can already see that's not happening

>'free' games only last a month
>need a fucking smartphone app to communicate with your friends
>friend codes, STILL!!

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>>72072196
>the new Zelda game is £54.99 here

>>72074757
>"free" timeless "classic" titles

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>*bing* *bing* *BOING* *boop beep*
>*rapid clicking noises*
>"WAHOO"
>"1-UP"
>*ding ding*
>*blip blip*
>WAHOO!
>*boing boing*
>*1UP*
>YA!
>WA!
>*deedle deedle*
>*bing bing*
>YIPPIE!
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>*boing*
>*ding dong*
>WAHOO! YA HAHA! IT'S-A M..
Good sir, could you stop that and act like an adult?

>o-okie dokie

>>72075300
>*plane turns*
>*switch fell off from the plane*
>WAHHOOOOOoooo

>>72074807
fuck off

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BASED NINTENDO

BEST CONSOLE EVER!!!!!!

>>72073124
Post link in his Gerudo outfit

Wtf is up with nintoddler giving progressively worse names to their products?

>GAYMBOI
>GAYCUBE
>WEE
>NaDS
>WEE YOU
>3DS
>NEW!!!!3DS
>2!!!!!DD
>NINTENDO'S WITCH

And its not like people didnt try to tell them, 'you know, 'wee' means ushanko in english' . They were told. They just didnt give a fuck.

their complete disregard for how riduculous their names sound to the rest of the world is only matched by their complete disregard for making their consoles competitive with the current generation.

>tfw getting high off licking Switch cartridges
Try it bros

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>>72072196
>tfw my last console was the PS2
Do people really still fall for the console meme?

>>72076248
After I got bored with my ps3, I just stopped playing games altogether. No PCfaggotry desu

>>72077052
Well I played CS between 2005 and 2010 but stopped playing once my mates moved on to other games 2bh
I still play PS2 and SNES games from time to time though, but it's more of a nostalgia thing.

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>>72072196
Nintenfags never learn

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>Getting mad over a console you won't buy anyway on /int/ of all places

Is this a sneak peek of what /v/ has in store for me?

Is this what /v/ is like?