>americans aren't allowed to refuel their own car

Nah that's just New Jersey you dumb emu cunt

>>72067713
And Oregon

>>72067713
>>72068025
both are technically not states but federally recognized containment zones

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>>72067713
>Americans are literally not allowed to refuel their own car

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>Americans have such short attention spans they need their fuel pump to play trash music for them

>>72067698
t. petrol huffer

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>>72068082
>Australians literally fight wars over refueling their cars
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>72068575
kek
>tfw not allowed to refuel on our own here either

>>72067698
>>72067713
>>72068025
>>72068612
You're joking, right?

>>72068575
I wouldn't banter anyone about petroleum wars to be honest.

>>72067713
>>72068025
Wait is this actually real? You're not allow to refuel your car there?

>>72068634
Nope, gas stations here have an attendant on every pump, makes it quite quick to refuel when there's like 9 pumps per gas station and one attendant per pump, you just pump, pay and go.
All from the comfort of your internal combustion machine

>>72068652
do gas stations not trust people there?
here we fill up the gas, go in, pay, and leave

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>americans boil water in the microwave
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/common-kitchen-item-americans-dont-have/news-story/5dc53815b30d210b122f614f92011be6

>>72068575
Anon, not the best topic for "banter" when you're wearing that flag. Maybe slip into a leaf or a nice strip of toothpaste and giving it another go.

>>72068659
>honor system
that's some white people shit

You'd think yurostralians would like the idea, it's just welfare for unskilled people, and it lets them feel like they're doing something useful

>>72068674
FUCK EASTER

>>72068659
>do gas stations not trust people there

Do you even need to ask?

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>>72068674
That's brilliant.

>>72068645
It's true, once arrived at the bowser it isn't to be touched

>>72068659
Mexicans barely trust their own mothers, why would they trust some stranger at the pump?

>>72068684
it may be different in some inner city areas, but that's how it works wherever ive been
we just haven't had anyone ruin it for all of us yet really
>>72068704
well yeah, some people call you guys a developed nation

>>72068702
Blasphemy

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>>72068678
>implying americans can fit into anything not sized as "american"

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>>72068678
>Australians mocking other countries for having nanny state laws in the first place
wew

>>72068755
t. bourgeoisie fat cat living in Singapore

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>>72068755
Please don't bully our Americano brothers. They've earned those stars and strips.

>>72068771
>for having nanny state laws
I was referring to the whole decades of war throughout the Middle East in order to secure oil.

>>72068801
triggered

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>>72068817

>>72068058
This

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>>72068812
They've earned those tonnes and tanked up

>>72068868
Every party needs a tank. The question is, who are the healer and DPS?

>>72068868
I'm going to make you my chair for that attitude

>>72068893
Sweden for healer and Serbia for DPS

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>>72068898
I'd never be able to withstand your crushing weight

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>>72068812
Anzac day commemorates when your ancestors realized they were being shipped thousands of miles away to die in Turkey just secure British oil interests, yet you proceeded to join us in Vietnam and Iraq.

Lest we forget, mate.

>>72068929
Brits attacked the Ottomans to support Russia and to inflame Arab revolts in the Middle East

>>72068928
just wait for the afterbrap

>>72068929
Jesus christ you're dense, mate. You were the sperg who stupidly decided to bring up the idea of fighting wars over petrol. Are you aware of this? Do you have any self awareness?

>>72068726
We technically are a developed nation.

But assholes will always be assholes, there's always a chance here for people to just drive off after filling their tank if you leave them alone.

Wait what, they're not /fit/ enough to fuel their car?

whatis the real reason? too many nutjobs?

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>>72069018
Their cars refers to themselves, where they drink down gallons of mcdonalds oils and then with their extra fat roll on the highway

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>>72068943
http://www.internationalaffairs.org.au/australian_outlook/oil-the-underlying-reason-for-gallipoli/

>In conclusion, the British Empire’s desire to have access to the vast oil fields of the Middle East, which were under the Ottoman Empire’s rule at the time, was the driving force for the attack on Turkey. The initial strategy was launched on 18 March 1915 with a huge armada attempting to go through the Straits of Dardanelles to capture Istanbul. When that failed, Gallipoli was invaded: this also failed after a nine-month campaign. Then the difficult task of capturing the Middle East after a three-year campaign concluded with victory at the end of 1918. The British, with the help of the French, then designed the Middle East, by creating nation states, while ensuring that access to the oil fields remained with the British, which benefitted the Allies significantly over many decades.

>>72069018
>>72068694

>>72068659
>>72068726
haven't you even been to co-op? They have attendants. I always avoid co-op for that reason

>>72069054
stop brap posting

>>72069018
Their cars have fuel cartridges in place of traditional fuel tanks, which as a result, require the intervention of a 3rd party in order to be refuelled.

>>72068988
We don't have attendants in my state (except for disabled people who can't pump their own gas) and you still can't get any gas until you pay for it. Either you have to insert a credit card at the pump or you have to go inside and prepay in cash.

>>72068659
>>72069064
also - "go in, pay"? Does your town not have pay-at-the-pump? Do you live in Indian Cabins, Alberta or some shit?

>>72069018
It's a jobs program. At some point those states got concerned about all the attendants losing their jobs as stations switched over to self-service pumps, so they made attendants mandatory by law.

>>72069018
The same reason you can't buy alcohol after like 7pm, leftovers from a bygone era. The laws never got repelled because they create shitty jobs.

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>mfw nonamericans unironically hate us

>>72069188
that's not true. ids only shidbosding

>>72069218
>that feel when Sweden loves everybody

Is there any place in europe where you have to pre-pay?I dont think i even heard of this before started to follow some us motorcycle and car YT.Of course i understand they have niggers who would abuse the system

>>72069259
>Sweden loves everybody except Sweden

>>72069259
except for middle eastern fucking shitskins and mudslimes

reminder that if a sedish flag hates on another country it's a reddit user, probably a newfag that came last week.

Do not respond to it.

>>72069285
>implying Sweden doesn't mean compassion in Swedish

>>72067698
We don't either, too much cars at pump can't give everyone hose to refuel their car