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Real Nigga Hours Edition
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>>72064876
boi u stupit
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Real loli hours edition
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>>72064876
>It doesn't give me a free iPhone 5
Trash
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>tfw get paid 8000 a year to jerk off and eat Chic-Fil-A
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What a shitty thread.
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>>72065247
what a shitty gimmick
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I have been awake for around 41 hours
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failed my test lol
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>>72065262

I really dont know what to post, i read the whole thread and nothing comes to mind.
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Rate
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>>72064876
I should be working out
I should be studying
I should be socializing more
I should take more risks
I should better myself every day
I should eat healthier
I should be more responsible
I should be nicer
I should listen to my family
I should advance my career
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>>72065272
I have a networking test tomorrow, I know I'll fail

I have a programming test on friday, I know I'll fail

Join the club
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>sitting in department's common room
>slinging banter with the pals
>girl I hit it off with last week comes in again
>sits next to me and puts her head phones in
>don't talk to her since she's listening to music even though she is definitely skipping class to be here
>storms of 15 minutes later
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heading down to the gf store in a minute
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>Obama tried to replace the most conservative voice on the perfectly balanced court with a center leftist
I never really thought of how shitty that was. what a fag
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>>72065319
might drop the course
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>>72065297
DUDE
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>>72065297
>I should be working out
True
>I should be studying
I just finished my systems analysis project, gtfo
>I should be socializing more
had sex with a beautiful woman 4 years younger than me last night
>I should take more risks
probably true
>I should better myself every day
oh shut up
>I should eat healthier
maybe less liquor, but I'm on a chicken, milk, and veggies 1600 calories tops diet rn
>I should be more responsible
I'm very responsible
>I should be nicer
yeah probably
>I should listen to my family
I deeply respect my father and his accomplishments, as well as the rest of my family
>I should advance my career
I'm graduating over the summer
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>>72065247
BAN CARAPOSTER
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>>72065324
pick me up a blue eyed tan brunette lad
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>everybody hates me now

What happened.
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>>72065359
My man nobody gives a fuck
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>>72065324
hey pick me up somethin willya
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>>72065319
I have a German friend who went to a Mexican university, he said they're actually pretty good with great infrastructure
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>>72065328
>[president] tries to replace dead court justice with [member of their own party that will advance their ideology/agenda]
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>>72065389
I AM NOT YOUR MAN
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All posts below this post are good vibes
https://youtu.be/RQK5_hENKWU
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>>72065324
Pick me up brown eyes brunette, if they're out then a blonde

I'll leave the money on the table
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>>72065403
What? The dude on the right is gay af
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>>72065388
kill youself stupid fucking caraposter i would not hesitate to defenestrate you if we ever met in real life just die already
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yeah i listen to pear jam, what of it???
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>>72065359
Don't listen to him anon I care
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*calls you a baby*
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>>72065448
faggot
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not at all ironically I like pearl jam
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>>72065388
You posted that FASexican repeatedly
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>>72065453
no u r baby
I am boss
gfy
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>>72065440
Whats wrong with you
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I don't like pearl jam
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>>72065455
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
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>grunge
ahaaaaahaha
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whats pearl jam
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>>72065476
never listened to em
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>>72065486
jam, with the color of pearl
I'll give you a sample
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>>72065490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
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Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in, spoke in
Jeremy spoke in, spoke in
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>>72065469
just banter haha
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>>72065486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMVZVwWLmNk
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We are reaching /lat/ levels of quality.

Maybe im not wrong and this is a shitty thread.
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>>72065499
stop posting
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>>72065388
Every fucking thread you post the same picture and say "What a shitty thread."
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Unironically fucking hate pearl jam tbqh
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>>72065518
I can't click links my phone is on wifi
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I want to make brownies but I don't want to misappropriate anyone.
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WOOOOOOAH IIIIIIIIIIII

ooooooHHHHHH IM STILL ALIVE
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>>72065539
all grunge is trash for 14 year olds or kids that never grew out of acting like one
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You thought Vault 7 was bad......

just wait until vault 8...........
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>>72065407

We just have a small village next to a church controlled by the cartel.

And everything is in sepia.
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Nirvana for example is ebin shit
Kurt Cobain was a huge pussy and I'd HEEM that junkie fag with ease
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https://youtu.be/JGLv3IEL0VI
For when you get over your grunge faze :^)
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>plane flight so early I can't go to sleep
that taxi better show up
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Soundgarden is the only "grunge" band I publicly endorse.
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>>72065607
>le asspained grunge fan face
Kys
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>>72065407
Yes they are, since barely anyone makes it to University.
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>>72065612
I've never been on a plane before
Is it fun?
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might do an ironic suicide but not actual have it be ironic just using irony as a defense mechanism so no one calls me a loser
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>>72065637
everyone screams during takeoff and it's extremely expensive
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>>72065648
holy shit, have fun then
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>committing suicide when there is always the off chance that hell is real
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>>72065642
Do it for art you could get a full scholarship afterwards
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Ideologies...

which should I pick?
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>>72065669
i will try
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>>72065407
Not him. Mexico is Brazil-lite concerning income inequality. I graduated one of the most prestigious unis in the country, while at the same time you could go party with the lowest of the underclasses because their neighborhood is just next door. This uni was full of foreigners and rich fucks. Some of these rich kids are completely disconnected from what I like to call "the Mexican reality". People who unironically lock the house maid's room at night so that she won't steal jewelry or leave.

Sharing some insight.
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>>72065677
>centuries old, disproven, philisophical wager
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>>72065686
Don't pick anything spooky
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>voting when there is always the off chance that reptiles control the government
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>>72065686
nazbol
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Where to cop slavic wife. interpals a fucking shit and i live in a cowtown without many euro immigrants.
Once I get a basic handle on the language im moving to fuckin odessa. Fuck it.
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Mormon gfs
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>>72065677
>not repenting before sudoko

>>72065686
east island jewfu
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>>72065710
how old are you
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business idea: convince all the impressionable adolescents they are depressed and anxious so we can sell them antidepressants to dull their emotions and make them complacent
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>>72065648
My favorite part is when the plane lands and everybody claps
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>>72065612
>>72065637
I never sleep when I've to take a plane next day because I get paranoid I won't wake up in time. I take about 8 planes a year.
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>>72065634
Why is that? Cost? Admission standards?
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3 hours to respond to 2 of my classmates discussion board posts

dont think I'll make it in time. Might as well drop out now
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>>72065721
Why
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>voting when 1(one) vote doesnt matter
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>>72065637
Oh it's fun you irrelevant flyover state burger.
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>>72065743
same. Mostly i'm worried about the taxi company fucking up. they're very unreliable outside standard day hours.
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>>72065637
Takeoff and landing is fun. Everything else is like being on a bus in the sky. Sometimes a gay guy brings you something to drink.
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>>72065759
Fuck that shit man. Just don't do it.
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>>72065759
Call'em faggots

works everytime
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>>72065761
Hola, soy Presidente
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>>72065760
answer.

are you slav?
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>>72065726
also convince them they were born the wrong gender so they cant breed
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>>72065743
I do this too.

Once i unironically lost a flight but it was all good since there were some payment problems.
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>>72065686
>believing in any sort of -ism
>>72065696
>disproven
Wew lad. I'm not even talking about pascal's wager, more like the atheist's wager. There is ALWAYS the off chance that there is an afterlife, whether or not a "god" exists
>>72065720
>implying repenting would do anything
>>72065761
>not realizing that the government has to advocate that everyone vote in order to eliminate the free rider problem, because making people believe their vote matters gets people off their lazy asses to participate in democracy
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>>72065726
antidepressants just fuck your shit up worse unless you are a true headcase. If you arent they will turn you into one. Genuinely believe it's a conspiracy.
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>>72065783

I have actually never voted in my life but im voting for whoever Pan chooses in 2018.

Everything but him ffs.
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>>72065686
ecofascism
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>>72065749
You can't survive in Mexico with the salary of just one highschool-level job like in the USA; so it's unlikely you'll manage to both study and work simultaneously.

Also, since most unis are free, some of them have relatively high standards in order to weed out idiots.

It's a combination of things.
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Easter is coming fast. Will you celebrate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUWo7dhQjQg
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>>72065787
Mid 20s. Maybe.
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Time for bed
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>>72065686
Humanism. Not the + "intersectional kind", the genuinely caring Star Trek kind.
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>>72065832
>Also, since most unis are free, some of them have relatively high standards in order to weed out idiots.
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>>72065839
Hell no, not unless it benefits me to appear to adhere to that sort of thing

I tend to avoid socializing with my family though
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>>72065847
>maybe
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>>72065823
>Voting for PAN

Good meme. Enjoy a thousand years of brutal drug wars.
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>>72065879
fag
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>>72065839
I have to make hundreds of pudahey for easter
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>he is not only a CHI but also a leftie

And they say God doesnt punish twice.
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>>72065832
Interesting, thanks mexibro for the info
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>>72065871
"relatively" is the key here.

I know of uncultured brutes that are unable to pass the entry exams for being a Nurse in UNAM, UAM, UAG, fucking UABC, etc. Anything with math is almost assured to be idiot-free.
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>>72065912
Kek
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>going to bed at 8 PM
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>>72065901
>i want a slav qt
>i am not a slav
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>>72065797
Fascinating

Every single character and pixel within post is oozing with uninformed smarminess and body odor

This entire post is literally a fedora, this is a physical object that has somehow manifested into the internet
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>>72065912
That's where you're wrong anon, I am only leftist.
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>>72065951
Your argument really, really convinced me, anon. Your argument is so perfect I cannot believe how stupid I have been all these years. Man you sure are eloquent, I could never dream of providing a rebuttal, anon.
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>7 out of 8 of my assignments are an A or a B, but 1 F because turnitin didnt work & Im sitting at a C
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>>72065797
regardless of if there is an afterlife you still don't know what the proper moral conduct is in order to get there

suicide might be preferred and a traditional moral life may lead to damnation
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>>72065912
For some reason I was thinking left handed
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>>72066014
>TFW out of college and no longer remember the pains of turnitin
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>professor hasn't graded anything since week 2
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Is craigslist the online version of walmart?
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What kind of strike involves employers kissing the asses of the people striking and letting them do it no problem? Why didn't they just call it #ADayWithVacations?
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>only 2 things total graded by midterm
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>>72066068
no
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>>72066078
Welcome to Murica. Where freedom ain't free....nor is it actually freedom.
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>start slacking off in classes and rather turn to drugs because I have no set long term goals and have to manage the energy to give a rat's ass about responsibilities

>>72066015
There aren't any set, universal moral codes, true. But there are clear things that most peoples and cultures regard as moral things to do.

These things include honesty, loyalty, integrity, hard work, generosity, and shit like that. Basically, being a good neighbor is something hardly anyone could say is anything but right behavior.
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>>72065988
>>72066078

It has always been that way, men let women believe they are doing things.

But of course also women let men believe they are doing things because vaginas, so is a manipulation loop.
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Who /chilling/ here?

Taking all easy classes this semester, literally ahead on all my homework. Exams I get As with minimal effort
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>>72066114
lol u got proof of that bullshit

no? thats becuase its retarded nonsense
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>>72066114
What does doing right have to do with the afterlife? It could be a place just for the Manson family. The afterlife being a reward for virtuous people is grounded in traditional religious thinking.

Personally, I believe suicide is the only way to a pleasant afterlife, and I will be arriving shortly.
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the juggalos near my house are so loud for hours until 4 am make it stop
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>>72066142
>>72066142
I could dig out sources to prove my claim my man

If you study cultures for the history of all mankind you how common these values are

I'm not going to waste the time I should be using to study for this deadly exam tomorrow to find sources to back up my claim but I'd rather you do that, or at least dig some source that shows how some cultures value Machiavellianism or something like that
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>>72066138
chillin because i refuse to do my homework Tbh
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>>72066186
But you're still rooted in the notion that the afterlife must obey the rules by human retards from hundreds/thousands of years ago. You can source it all day, my dude, but it's still meaningless jibber in this context. Kind of like the whole argument you managed to start. "We can't know anything about the afterlife, man, it's a mystery. By the way, these cultures share this belief, and I have these sources..."
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>>72066161
The afterlife could be anything. but I think if there is an afterlife, and it is unpleasant for you, you can at least curse God and say that you tried to be a good person who acted out of duty and DIDNT kill himself. If there is no afterlife or if it's only reserved for good, religious people, then who gives a shit.

Me, I would rather take my chances and try to appease a benevolent God who would at least reward me for semi decent behavior and not send me to eternal damnation. I couldn't give a rat's ass about heaven, I just don't want to find myself in hell
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>>72066259
Ah, I see. One of those skeptics who hasn't shaken his true faith and who is also a huge coward.
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>>72066164
Call the police
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>>72066186
>prove
no you can't

you can prove something that isn't based in reality
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>>72066251
Look, I understand it all seems completely ridiculous. I'm just saying even if it's a 0.000000000000000001% chance that hell is a place that you could go to, it's worth considering living a good life and not killing yourself.

Also see this>>72066259
If you live a good, long life doing right to everyone and still find yourself in hell, then you can at least comfort yourself in the knowledge that God isn't just and that you are in good company
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Yes, I am an internet philosopher and I'm here to talk to you about morality
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wherever you are state farm is there
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>>72066336

You forgot

>i post anime pics all day
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>>72066306
K then I don't have the time to follow this
>>72066282
I did abandon my faith for years before I had a very traumatic experience with LSD. During it I came to believe I met God, which led me to start believing again then and there. Then, the experience became hellish. I was told things like God has a sense of humor, everything to the very last little detail has been designed, and then a bunch of crazy shit after the seemingly benevolent figures left.

Afterward, I fell for some shit that I was to be the next coming of Jesus and was "tricked" into summoning Satan into the whole experience. I was then shown horrific torments for hours and hours.

Needless to say, I was left a complete shell of a person for over a year after this experience. To this day, I still cannot do psychedelics without having horrific experiences and I still have nightmares every other night.

>>72066372
>>72066336
Hello
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Tbh this shit is helping me study a little because coincidentally my exam tomorrow is for my philosophy of religion course

>inb4 fedora

After my hellish LSD experience I had to find something to make sense of things, and this course does just that
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After abusing psychoactive drugs I find that my mental state isn't what it used to be
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I got myself to a healthy weight but now I feel like shit all the time. I felt like I was going to collapse walking from my job to my car.
makes me think
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>>72066571
Yeah, I used to be an almost completely uncaring, angry, pathologically lying, petty criminal. Now I more or less am an honest person who tries to follow a set of morals

Maybe it's simply out of fear of damnation but it is what it is
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I too am very afraid that hell is real. It's probably my biggest fear.
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>tfw I feel like I killed the thread now I actually have to focus on studying
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honestly pretty soon Mexico is going to have to try and keep the whites out once trump absolutely butt fucks america

so we might as well learn their culture now
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>>72066666
be gone satan
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honestly the shit I post that gets good numbers

fucking kek
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>>72066666
the worst shithole in the US is better than anywhere in mexico
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>>72064876
i can't escape the feeling this will be me, and I will get played by a gold digger. i'm just not socially skilled enough to avoid them
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Got home from work and crashed, slept for 4 hours... now I won't sleep tonight. Might play viddy games
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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stop bullying mehiko
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lol autism
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>>72066666
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Stop calling me gay
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ay caramba
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*caraposts*
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>>72066702
stop bullying america
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>>72066751
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
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>>72066751

Really nice post my man.
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anzu>cara
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Hello
Is there anybody out there
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>>72066681
You don't really believe that, do you?
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>>72066827
>Cara is below cockroaches
Really makes you think...
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finally back to my decent computer

feels good man
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>>72066862

Nobody cares.
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mother should i build the wall
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>>72066876
i got like 5 (you)s last time i talked about it you fucking goofball
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>>72066880
2016 was a very good year for memes.
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When I was 3 I had some weird complication with my testicles. My parents told me about it when I was too young to understand and I can't remember what they said. I wonder what's wrong with them.
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hmm yes, very interesting
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>>72066891

Well now you only got mine so i was righgt.
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>>72066966
>enlighted
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Hi guys I'm totally enlightened and respilled ask me anything
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>>72066862
cool
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*allows the autism to consume the remainder of his normiehood*

I am finally the perfect being.
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My Mexican gf
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third eye is being pryed open as we speak right now buds
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>>72066966
I'm thinking really hard at this.
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>>72066862
Is she English
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>>72067089
please
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>>72067089
yes
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>>72067131
Tell her to turn the flash on
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>>72067131
Brit faces are cute
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pinch
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>>72066862
Really terrible example of an attractive british woman, if it is actually a woman.
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>>72067228
Post an attractive example

No Emma Watson ofc
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>>72067249
>Oi luv, take a pic for the gram!
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Reply to this post and I kill this entire thread.
Think I won't?
Only one way for you and everyone else to find out.
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>>72067271
Sorry bud but>>72066862 is better
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>>72067291
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>>72067249
Virtually any of them
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@72067291
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>>72067304
>being blind
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>>72067304
Thats the same autist, looks like a fuckin dude.
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what do you wear for a job interview for an office job, /cum/? like jeans and a polo?
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>>72067411
socks only
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>>72067411
Bathing suit and wife beater.
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>>72067411
T shirt of his favorite band and golf pants.
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>>72067411
A suit, if anything a polo and slacks. No jeans
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>>72067411
undershirt
socks
sandals
cargo shorts
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>>72067451
Seriously, though, don't go in jeans.
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>>72067375
Put on your proxy again
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Shieet
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-39193347
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>>72067411
Cargo shorts, socks, and sandals
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>>72067491
glad this guy lit the place up with some candles to make it more atmospheric
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>>72067496

Hired.
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>>72067483
I don't use proxies but if I did I'd stop cause I don't post here often enough anymore to care about psuedo tripping with a foreign flag.
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>>72067496
gonna beat the fuck out of you
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>>72067530
*teleports behind you*
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>>72067491
>The caves were reportedly sealed up in 2012
deus vult????? anno domini????
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>>72067528
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>>72067491
The Templars were good people.
Don't let the memes get to you.
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>>72065272
I've failed 3 tests so far.

1 for programming, left mid-test because I don't know shit about programming. Teacher is going to overwrite it with my final grade though.

1 for math, was sick, and the teacher refused to give me the test because she already handed it back.

1 for physics.


Didn't spend a second studying any of these.
>>
unironically wear birkenstocks
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>>72067411
Do not wear flipflops. Crocs are more professional
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>>72067582
>oregon
checks out

are you a lesbian as well?
>>
>>72067594
im a male (male)
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>>72067582
riders and socks are comfy and appropriate for any outing

ask anyone who makes fun of you why they think it's so funny and watch them instantly come out with "u mad" and "because it is"

break the conditioning
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>>72065272
Got a biochem exam in two days and I haven't had much time to study, because I'm terrible at time management.
This Bio Cell lab report is eating up more time than I thought.
Luckily, I'm just retaking Biochem, and this is a relatively easy exam that should only require reviewing, as I got a B on this particular one last time.
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Which post will sit at the top of the historical 4chan archive in some future museum? How much will they weigh /int/'s contributions? /cum/'s?
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>>72067622
The one about his post being art
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>>72067622
The one about the mushrooms on the cum rag.

No post has ever reached the core of what 4chan is about like that one.
>>
>>72067622
The one from early 2015 saying Trump would win the Presidency and got digits.
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>>72067622
>someday in the future ex-4chan posters will be giving interviews on TV about 4chan
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>>72067666
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Are you gay if you've had a single gay experience?
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>>72067622

Caraposting is an art.
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>>72067570
I'm going to fail this fucking philosophy exam tomorrow hard

If push comes to shove I can just drop out right?

Fuck me though I have too much free money riding on this :-)

>>72067666
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>>72067704
a* art
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>>72067699
What experience was that?
>>
>>72067699
Yes
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>>72067699
That's the only way to really know if you're NOT gay. If you try it once and don't like it, you're not gay. If you like it, you're gay. If you never try, you're insecure with your sexuality.
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>>72067709
the* art
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Fags need to leave
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>>72067723
this'n* art
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>>72067666
unironically this

I'd even try to weasel my way into co-authoring a school textbook to make sure it happens.
>>
>>72067717

This, only real man confident in their sexuality can suck a dick.
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>>72067727
I agree. Straights OUT
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KILL
ALL
GAYS
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>>72067710
I'm just wondering, I'm not gay

>>72067717
So if I've never done gay stuff then I'm insecure? wat
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resist fag marriage
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KILL
ALL
STRAIGHTS
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>>72067727
>>72067746
Hey I'm not a fag I was just curious. Women have gay experiences all the time in college but are never called gay. Does that work with men?
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I just heard a godawful sound outside, like someone opening a rusted old bunker door. but amplified by 10. Time to die to the transformer aliens goodbye /cum/
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>queers constantly trying to coerce others into thinking theyre fags

Keep your illness to yourself. This is why we have tranny bathrooms and 12 year olds running around thinking they are a "third gender"
>>
>>72067707
Push comes to shove, go to CC, get more free money there.

>tfw I have time to watch videos about the Bogdanoffs but can't seem to make time to study
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>>72067750
>just wondering
Shan't be believing that, who touched you?
>>
i only jerk off to futa on futa, futa on girl, futa on trap, trap on trap, and ecchi
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>>72067789
>>72067796
I am not gay.
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>>72067810
patrician taste
>>
>>72067789
Nobody is responsible for the actions of anyone else senpai, stop spreading your shit tier ideology.
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>>72067810
You are gay, anon
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>>72067771
You know not what vibrant sexual enthalpies you are toiling with.
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>>72067810
What do all those words even mean?
>>
>>72067717
I have rare romantic feelings towards men. Like I'll think the guy is really cute, but I have no sexual feelings towards them.

Weird as fuck. I think I'm seeking affection where I can find it because tfw no gf.
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>>72067838
no shit
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How many collegegoing anons browse /cum/ anyway?

I'm used to there being far more NEETs on the chan
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>>72067864
>I'll think the guy is really cute
You are too far gone, just let the autism take you now.
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>>72067864
HAHAHA FAG
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>i sometimes think guys look cute
>i fap to traps, but im not gay
>i'd only ever hook up with a guy while drunk


its okay to be gay
>>
>>72067864
>I have rare romantic feelings towards men
faggot kys
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>>72067887
i'm NEET
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>>72067864
I do the same thing. I think I, like most other people alive, am at least partially gay. Like I can't get sexually aroused to dudes but I can feel some sort of attraction to particularly attractive ones

Does that put me at like a 1 on the fag scale?
>>
The fuck is up with you? Are you a drunken retard too?
>>
>>72067891
Yeah, I have no idea what's going on. Whenever I get the feeling it's usually with really really feminine looking men.

I think I need a GF asap, this lack of affection is seriously hurting my mind.
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>>72067912
>its okay to be gay

The pious among fags will repent and the rest of the deviants will burn eternally in the lake of fire and AIDS
>>
>>72067912
No it isn't
>>
>>72067887
i miss toontown desu
>>
You can spot a piece of shit on the tip of a pitchfork from 400 yards away -- even if it's behind a tree. But what's more awe-imspirin' than that is the gen-you-wine level of southern charm and herd thinkin' you show every day. If this describes ya, then we'd be mightily obliged for you to perform one of the grandest chores in our saloons. 'Cuz, hay, the spittoon ain't gonna be spat in out if it ain't empty.
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>>72067930
No I'm a robitussin and occasionally DUDE WEED loving retard
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uhm what's wrong with liking other men?
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>>72067921
>Does that put me at like a 1 on the fag scale?

10. You're gay if you're attracted to men bud.
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my black timbs do me well, when i see a fool and he says he heard me tell
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>>72067930
Yep
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>>72067948
its ok if they pretend to be a girl
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>>72067948
It's a little gay to be frank
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>>72067952
I do the same thing as this anon>>72067931 exactly

I am incapable of jacking off to dudes and can never feel the level of complete hnnnnnnnnnnng that I feel with females when it comes to men though
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>>72067948
You risk whatever city you reside in of being annihilated by divine wrath.
Keep that in mind instead of cocks.
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Thank you Chris Columbus, thank you 1492
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>>72065244
that seems like a terrible feel t b h.
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Faggots have disgraced themselves in the eyes of God
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>>72067956
AYYYYYY

OOOOOO
IIIIM DREENKIN HEE'UHH
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>>72067836
>Nobody is responsible for the actions of anyone else

So if you were otherwise stable and I told you to "commit suicide" and you did it, it's got nothing to do with me? Cool.

The truth is that society and culture as well as upbringing shape the individual. I really don't buy that "i was born a fag" shit at all. Putin has the right idea, at the very least keep it away from kids.
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>>72067981
Technically speaking the bible says you cannot lay with another man, it does not say you can't have feelings for another man.
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>>72065262
what a gritty limerick.
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MOM
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DJ Khaled - Do You Mind ft. Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown, August Alsina, Jeremih, Future, Rick Ross
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Just a reminder that Whites were created by a mad scientist in the Caucus Mountains
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>>72068004
That's my excuse for futas.
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I have a question for all you faggots. How the fuck can you find another man sexually attractive? I will never understand you homos.
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>he stole my indian crying gif
Damn redman!
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>waiting on new thread as 300 replies hits
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>>72068033
>implying we weren't made in the alps and left our scientist to populate the western world
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>>72068033
My brotha, my brotha Fist of Flames, Yakub resides in the cave of a Greek island.
Stake woke, y'all.
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>>72065261
>>72065261
>>72065261

use old
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Just a reminder that i fucking u mom
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>>72068004
>sodomy is a sin
>fantasizing about sins is a sin
>ergo fantasizing about gay sex would have to a sin

you goan go ta hell
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>>72066086
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