*tips sombrero*
sargon lads
when russia was ruled by the (((80%))) in the 20's, abortion, liberation of women and divorces were legalized
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAH0iuua-qI tatu
was freddie mercury a nonce?
watching the music video to The Miracle
>>72063237
No he was just a turbobender.
>>72063216
>>72063237
He was gay so I'm gonna say it's pretty likely
might buy a ps4 desu
>>72063231
Almost as if ...Communism is more progressive....than capitalism...
>>72063267
need her to scratch my prostate with those nails while i spaff on her face
FINALLLY caught up, now im going to bed nite nite xoxo
>>72063254
Seen this twat everywhere. Is he owt to do with the sargon from /sp/?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
rejected by 2 girls this week lads
so this is the power of diagnosed autism
*pulls your strings*
>>72063301
bumder
>Cara is 5'8 after years of there being a lie she was 5'11
Isn't 5'8 midget-tier for a supermodel?
>>72063307
No
He's a libertarian atheist vlogger
>>72063317
FONT
work tomorrow
>>72063323
wouldn't mind giving her friend one either to be desu
don't mind assassins creed games but the stealth is fucking shite
happy women's day
>>72063324
5'8 is about average for a woman, midget-tier for a model
>>72063369
thats chanmomo
yeah yeah women's days all well and good but when's men's day???
>>72063433
>5'8 is about average for a woman
Have you, ever been outside?
72063439
when you go to war haha
willing to bet you runts aren't reading anything at the moment
>>72063460
just this post
>>72063460
correct
thinking about going for the gosha haircut but don't want to look like a trend hopper
>>72063460
didnt even read this post if were being honest here
>>72063466
directly baited you into making that reply, my beautiful little marionette
*strokes your strings*
>>72063491
*we're
>>72063460
i've been reading beaver towers, good stuff
>>72063460
only benders read tbf
>>72063460
I got bored of books when I was like 13
alri lads
tea is pretty cool eh
>>72063508
this
>>72063453
Hello manlet
wow
http://worldcorpod0tnet/content/video/departmentoflabor.mp4
should not have
shoudn't have
shoudn't've
hmm......
>>72063518
shannae be opening this link in me browser
>>72063516
I'm 6'6.
>>72063530
You would have
You'd have
You'd've
english really should have more double contractions
how to get over oneitis
hmm yes
allow me to get on my high horse over my height
truly people respect me more due to my awkward lankiness
I fucking hate this little runt
>>72063554
FONT
heights lads? 6'5 here
>>72063562
hello manlet
I'm 5'8 and I've probably shagged more people than all of /brit/ combined
>>72063564
>>72063576
>>72063577
new rule for foreigners posting on /brit/.
You have to let me put my balls in your mouth.
>>72063594
hello manlet
>>72063577
6'4"
>>72063594
nigga i was 5'8 before secondary school hahahahaha
>>72063554
it's literally impossible
I've been thinking about the same girl since 2013
some runt dog barking next door
might throw a box of chocolates over the fence
*opens my mouth up wide*
had enough of all the JFs on /brit/ innit lads. leafs especially are just the worst
>>72063605
alri
>>72063608
good for you
>5'8
>>72063594
yea except nobody cares lmao
thinking of a london ligamentolysis procedure
coughed this up lads
>>72063628
Rosey
>>72063662
bleh
Would batter any cunt who called me short IRL
I'm 5'8 and 175lbs of pure muscle
Would knock your fucking teeth in
People always stare at me on public transport and I don't know why
Usually I let them off if it's a brief glance but it's often repeated or lengthy, and when I make eye contact with them they quickly look away
I'm not especially handsome or ugly and kind of lanky so I don't know what it could be
>>72063662
RIP
>ahh yes, i will vote against my lower middle class economical self-interest because i disagree with something as superficial as identity politics
willing to bet most of /brit/ would align more closely with Labour economically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seM9SqTsRG4
doing a basic
anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dmM-QMkmg
The best guide in the darkness is a blind person, so in the age of madness it makes sense to listen to madmen.
t. a russian
>>72063681
You're staring at them too you conceited cunt
>>72063681
>he does the virgin sit
can you imagine being a working class stiff and voting for the neoliberal globalist blairites? LEL
>>72063615
when is the last time you had contact with her face to face and otherwise?
is the ford focus/fiesta european or american
>>72063186
why do people call the retarded mexican hat "sombrero"?
sombrero is just spanish for "hat"
What are you lads doing for St. Patrick's Day?
Having a party at my house like I did for Halloween
>>72063695
>millions of pakis and niggers
>giving up the rebate, just cause
>the Iraq war
>high taxes for a better Britain
>spend spend spend spend spend
>bitch about food banks that 24/7 that affect less than 3000 people in the entire country
Yeah nah m8
>>72063698
>Hitler a good boy, he dindu nuffin
read Lolita lads
Humbert wasn't such a bad lad
>>72063746
european
>>72063681
They probably want to spark you out. I do and would if I ever saw you out and about.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!
>>72063753
>Cowboys generalised the word to mean just about any wide broad-brimmed hat.
>>72063698
Believe every word of this desu, but for some reason when you say that people think you side with Hitler haha.
>PEESG
>>72063753
una vela jajajaja
>>72063713
No, I deliberately avoid looking at strangers unless they're staring at me obviously
Also I've found that people are generally more attractive if you don't look at them directly
Laws are not written by God we can change them, the entire refugee convention should be done away with, it was written when there were only 250 million Africans now the African population is over a billion and will be well over 4 billion by 2100.
>>72063761
nonce twat
>>72063755
>millions of pakis and niggers
yeah and look at the massive halt the tories have commanded!
it's almost like migrants are good for the economy or something
>>72063783
Yeah why would anyone think Holocaust deniers side with Hitler haha
>>72063756
>t-the allies were the good guys
una slaughter all mexicans
>>72063741
august of last year
I sent her a fb pm since then but she never responded
I know I need to move on, but every now and then I still think about her.
>>72063815
>>72063825
Dunno haha, cause it doesnt change the fact we were at war with them.
Imagine being such a conceited cunt that you think people are staring at your ugly mug
Mate it takes two to tango
emperor burger
>>72063815
what about the nhs REEEEEE
>>72063815
>it's almost like migrants are good for the economy or something
Why do your ilk always do this?
You say anything about immigration and you presume we want to be North Korea.
You question a trade deal and you're protectionist.
You see no problem with the bedroom tax and you want to genocide the poor.
Hyperbolic garbage to make your side seem correct.
That's what they call a fallacy chap.
>>72063766
explain
>>72063832
You're right, they were. Stay mad, fash.
i'll never hold her hand lads, feel like topping myself
>>72063839
dump your jew nose folder
dissertation supervisor saw my bookmark for the /mu/ archive "rebecca black tech"
hmmm
>was having a beer with my mixed group of """friends""" earlier
>dating comes up
>said I wouldn't date a black girl
>got called a racist
Give it to me straight /shit/, is that racism?
>>72063895
dont care
I agree we should have let Gaddafi use his air force on protesting civilians but then the same lefty shitheads would be moaning at us for not stopping him.
just found out the oneitis has been seeing jonathan from church
not sure where to proceed from here
>>72063815
>muh economy
fuck off
>>72063861
they were originally designed and built by ford europe, like the rs200 etc.
>>72063901
Why wouldn't you date one?
>>72063908
are you coming back to uk now
>>72063908
>church
>>72063907
>Lefties want us to fund the FSA
>FSA Islamists turn Syria into another Saudi Arabia
>wtf why is the white man so evil
>>72063908
fuck both of them
alternatively stitch him up for something in front of the congregation
>>72063865
>oi britain were the fookin good gu-
>*genocides millions of people in overseas colonies*
pwoah yeah
>>72063907
you just can't win with them. their modus operandi is to complain. all you can do is dismiss them as the petulant children they are
>>72063924
because they look like apes
been baiting you runts this entire thread
it's boring, not sure why people are so obsessed with farming (You)s
>>72063915
so they're german?
>>72063942
Pajeet
>>72063948
why is that cat scratching his arse
>>72063957
Well then yes that's racist you autist
>>72063987
>brit flag calling anybody pajeet
top kek
>>72063997
well no
It would be racist if I made them look like apes.
They did that themselves.
Listening to The Magnetic Fields and having a little cry
>>72063942
britain invented concentration camps in the boer wars
they rounded up women and children and old people into camps and starved them to death and then burned their homes down and salted their farm land
why would they do this to hardworking dutch settlers who were minding their own business? Because they wanted to control the diamond trade.
can you pirates tell me how emma watson is oppresed?
>>72064012
you gay?
just saw some ponce crying with big pink headphones on
ponce
>>72063966
british/german considering ford europe was created by merging ford britain and ford germany in the 70s
>>72064011
Seems a bit aspergers being unable to differentiate between two species.
>>72063942
Literally this, pirates are evil
>>72064057
Yeah
>>72064019
>be afrikaner
>be colonisers
>other colonisers show up
>start colonising you and treating you as they would any other native people
>"b-b-but you cant do that to us, w-w-we're white!"
SCREECHING
international women's day was originally called international working women's day and was started by the socialist party of america
>>72064079
I can differentiate between them.
They just look like apes.
Do you disagree?
bts t.b.h. lads
https://youtu.be/5N14EY9xPyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c
i understand when cunts celebrate that shit here in mexico, but why is that celebrated in the first world though
>>72064129
you genuinely have something wrong with you
>>72064075
wonder what british economy cars would look like if germany and the US didn't exist
>>72064093
pls b in cornwall
>>72064052
she got bullied at school
OI BLUD!
SPIT SOME BARS OR I'LL SHANK YA NAN!
Lads.
There are literally people on this planet that call themselves gamers.
Imagine that.
72064146
woah, more traumatic than being beaten in the arab countries
>>72064166
I'm a gamer, I don't die I just respawn
Honestly if I saw An Aussie runt face to face I'd rip his testicles out of his delicate skin bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTQeHeWT9y4
>>72064140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uizvFK2KQ_o
apparently some carribean phrases made their way into the London dialects because of immigrants from the west indies
such as wagwan (which means 'what's going on?')
thoughts?
HAHAHAHA
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4286212/PIERS-MORGAN-Emma-haven-t-favors.html
>>72063542
;_;
the
daily
have a feeling that because of automation humans aren't going to be needed in a decade or two
what's the fucking point of working if were all about to be obsolete in a few years?
>>72064226
gud blud
what are you sayin brejjan
>>72064259
>living to work
wew
>>72064208
0:47
>>72064219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUqEUdjJjrk
rolling around on the floor at this like:dislike ratio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdX55I9WHDw
https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/5y1795/human_chess_game_of_marostica_italy_the_game/
Reddit has so many interesting and neat threads!
>>72064259
to buy guns and murder the rich
>>72064205
fucking canadians
>>72064283
noice
this ones actually an alright choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4_sqtxFMQ
>>72064094
Amazing post
>>72064284
The youtube likes and comments only ever represent mentally ill people who saw a link to something + an instruction to talk shit about it, sorry
>>72064315
hey that's not the sound of the summer
can someone post the brain meme template, ta
got a rip snorter
>>72064328
I am certain you have no proof to back up these erroneous claims as it seems most people clicked the youtube logo when visiting the website and it took them to that video
Fidel castro was one of my heroes
>>72064365
maybe you should an hero to emulate him
>>72064366
low life bastard
>look at porn
>mom comes in
>computer freezes because i close it too fast
Are the bogdanoffs just daft punk
bit sleepy lads x
>>72064419
who? can I have a quick rundown?
doing a lethargy
fat stupid and ugly australians
fidel castro was hated by ((((them)))
700-year-old Knights Templar cave discovered in England
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39193347
>>72064052
let's see
in her own words, from the speech
>she was called 'bossy' in school because she wanted to direct the plays
>her father loved her less than he would have if she was born male
>she was sexualised by the media when she was 14
lads
i think i have hiv
>>72064419
>>72064462
Oh fuck off.
feeling like shit lads
i said
BIT SLEEPY
*blankets remain untucked*
Hmm
>>72064510
sounds serious
>>72064509
WOAH
the gay mexican...
>>72064526
fuck off normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72064510
can I have your hiv?
waant your toxic cummies in my bummy
Hmmmmm
http://www.strawpoll.me/12492019
http://www.strawpoll.me/12492019
Doctor diagnosed me with chronic racism
Paki cunt
>>72064568
thought i told you to fuck off
>>72064523
*Takes you out of the bed and tucks in the blankets*
I've been using British spellings for English words and no one has noticed.
>>72064569
reddit: the poll
>>72064509
>called bossy
in my school we called each other cunts
fucking cunts
-howling
-heem
-twat
>>72064600
you mean the normal, regular spellings
fucking yank twat, get the fuck out of this thread before i throw you in my wheelie bin and push it down a hill you absolute CUNT
business idea: a fat gf
you guys should check out the europe board on reddit
it's really good
>>72064631
would rather nail my bollocks to this keyboard
pretty lonely desu
>>72064631
no commitment gf is too much.
yes to fuck once and then leave with the child
>>72064645
Business idea: being born to rich parents
>>72064649
FOY
>reddit: the country
>shilling reddit
pottery
going to start my own secret society
anyone wanna join
mexicans not allowed
Does your government have it's own Meme Division like ours?
>>72064668
can i be vice president
>making pots
pottery
>>72064621
>yo mean the normal, reglar spellings
>fcking yank twat, get the fck ot of this thread before i throw yo in my wheelie bin and psh it down a hill yo absolte CNT
Fixed
For a while Yank posts were alright but now they're fucking shit again. The natural order has been restored.
having a glass of 7up and some macadamia cookies
trying my best
72064668
potatos are not allowed either haha
Business idea: rally the comlads and begin the revolution
Being myself
working my hardest
hold tight adele
your new track is not bad
but i dont really know what your name is
if you wanna rock me
ill bring my arms out to your mums house and bang you in your forehead
(that ones for chantelle)
was elton john a bender? getting bent vibes off this interview
having some fun
found a pic of mexicANO lads
>>72064747
>was
he's still alive, and yes he is
>>72064683
I'll make you undersecretary to the junior treasurer
i love hitler and trotsky
and what about the department of potatos?
wish the mexicANO would fuck off, i want the ethiopiANO back
el maricon mexicano...
fun fact: elton john had a wife
he's more successful with women than us
>>72064825
Same , wouldn't mind the vietNAMO lad either
Mexcunt fuck off
>>72064820
Hmm I'll put you in charge of cartel relations
aussie rorke is mad because i remind him that his grandpa was shot by a nip ahhahahahaahahhhahaa
Hola Beto, mi amigo :3
>>72064879
proud to say that both my grandfathers dodged the draft
who said he was shot in ww2
>check some gay omegle out
>click usa to get some hot hunk yanks
>get fatties instead
wtf??
wish I had a wife lads
would literally solve all my problems
waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many JFers ITT tbqh
fuck off back to your own generals
>>72064905
yeah attractive gay men are going to be spending their time on omegle at 10pm on a wednesday. dumb fucking dominican nigger
>>72064896
my dad was old enough to fight in vietnam and he dodged that draft too
Naw nigga I'm having fun here
*does the JF shuffle*
rate my gf
>>72064905
r u a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ9mAg7j8Eg
ahrar al-sham is learning karate lads
not sure why though
Can't stop me bois
*keeps on shuffling*
>>72064987
I consider myself a pretty qt cub yes
I'm no femboi
>>72065000
their grandpas got shot by a nip
>>72064984
you must be new here, australians aren't jfs, and in fact are the true successors to britain now that it's overrun by pakis
rate my other gf
tell me what you would do to her.
>>72064973
eyes are too close together
>you must be new here, australians aren't jfs, and in fact are the true successors to britain now that it's overrun by pakis
The "Australian" likes to reddit post simply because it is learned behavior. Simply put the "Australian", who posts his zingers on reddit, takes an introspective look at himself and sees the shambles of his life. This depressive view therefore, in the "Australian" mind, connects and views the act of posting on reddit as a self destructive act. The "Australian" simply projects himself upon their own posts and pushes his deep sadness onto others.
Reddit in and of itself has no meaning, but carries the embarrassment of the poster, hence being something to be ashamed of.
made a bit of a mess last night lads aha x
>>72065053
did someone do a cide
does it not blow your mind that right now there are rich people doing rich people stuff worrying about what vacation to take next and what jewerly to buy, while at the same time a few kms away people are literally slaving away as wageslaves worried about whether they can afford food and rent and so on and thinking about killing themselves
it's fucked
>>72065053
This is me in 50 years desu.
>>72065052
>new zealand
never heard of it
>>72065053
*dies alone*
>>72065052
>>72065084
read every word of these posts, both brilliant. keep up the good work lads, loving it.
>>72065034
are 90s mom jeans in style now or what?
>>72065084
>>72065084
jakes on you im finna work my ass off to build my own company and cash out
rolling a fag
>>72065084
i take comfort knowing that they'll never know the feeling of posting on an anime imageboard at 3 in the morning with a bunch of socially awkward virigns
>>72065084
maybe if they worked hard enough they could be rich too someday
>>72065098
they have been in style for a while mate. I love it.
>>72065009
pics
>>72065139
snapchat
>>72065139
>>72065084
I really don't care if other people have more material posessions than me, doesn't bother me in the slightest.
creativity is dead
there are no new ideas
everyone go home
>>72065146
doxxable info
currently posting on an anonymous imageboard at three in the morning with a bunch of socially awkward virgins while watching an asmr video of two girls stroking and massaging each other
aaaaaah yes, another night well spent
>>72065157
I bet she smells like onions and has a bushy muff
>>72065162
creativity is not dead
there are plenty of new ideas.
shit you can take an old idea and make it to your own you raging faggot.
i believe in you.
maddy has been gone for almost 10 years
>>72065187
why are you trying to turn me on even more?
>>72065170
create a disposable one then
>tfw currently posting on an anonymous imageboard at three in the morning with a bunch of socially awkward virgins while watching 80s hentai and drinking corona
might ironically name my son cletus
Hello CIA
>>72065112
the contrast is just bewildering
society shouldn't be this divided between the haves and have nots
Like downton abbey lads
>>72065196
>there are plenty of new ideas
name 15 new ideas
>you can take an old idea and make it to your own
then it's not an original idea
>>72065233
Pics
The reason I started thinking about this in the first place was I watched this reality show about rich housewives
I swear one of them had a private chef for her dog
starting to think bernie was right afterall...
>>72065249
there are no original ideas.
the Beme app wasn't an original idea and CNN bought it from Casey Neistat for 25 million. Shit was pretty much like snapchat.
essay due in 1 hour 50 minutes and not even close to being done
>>72065238
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR PAVEL
100 word essay due in 1 hour 50 minutes and not even close to being done