/brit/

Britain is weak and coward

1 frenchman = 100 britcucks

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Cinq Meilleurs Villes De France:
1. Paris
2. Paris
3. Paris
4. Paris
5. Paris

Drop out of Uni and get yourself a trade.

>making a general OP with your trip on
fucking idiot. someone else make a new

>>72061230
the unemployment rate for people without a uni degree is larger though.

>>72061262
i skipped uni, became a welder for 2 years, and now i'm unemployed since january.

>>72061249
>frenchmen
>calling brits cowards
good bait, very subtle.

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please donate to help poor struggling Americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDw-as3E8Vo

>>72061268
FOY

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susan

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>people in heavy debt after uni
>meanwhile Polish taxpayer paid for my undergraduate degree in full
>EU taxpayer paid for my post-graduate degree in the UK in full
>got UK citizenship in April last year
>mfw voted Leave

if you didn't read Plato's The Apology in undergrad you went to a shite uni

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>>72061217

FOP(fuck off pirate)

>>72061286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pQGnFp2xC1

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spangled off her tits lads

>>72061283
>welding

anyone can weld mate. get a proper trade i.e. electrician.

>>72061286
I crush your face with ease bitch

>>72061307
but bale did go to madrid lol

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>>72061307

post toot bitch

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>>72061330
Me with the bow, you with the can.

so weak country so boring

*invokes the muses*

say you /brit/?
more like shit

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>deano earns more money than you

>>72061319
every cunt does electricians

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>>72061351
top kek

>>72061315
rude
>>72061330
Try it mate, I'm a 5ft10 giant.

**************************************************************************

can someone please post that screen cap of the post telling you to get off 4chan and do anything else?
cheers

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gurgly poo

I know more about the job market and employment than a uni student because I've spent the last three years learning a trade and working at a call centre, hah, arrogant cunts

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What you think of the cut lads

>>72061319
>anyone can weld mate

sod off. welding is a difficult skill that takes thousands of hours to become proficient in. that's why i'm still unemployed, i never became proficient in it.

>>72061384
he was content to be a jjb manager
now he's handshaked his way into administration, now he manages the whole southeast chain

and you thought it was below you

dumb pirate frogposter

>>72061421
looks nice

>>72061387
because its the only trade where you dont have to be self employed to make serious money. like i said i know someone who's 29 making close to 80k a year as an industrial electrican

>>72061249
>barcelona 6 - 1 psg

ummmm

my dad works for nintendo and he earns a million dollars a month and he didn't go to uni

>>72061422
My braindead Polish neighbours who can barely string a sentence together between the two of them are welders.

toot poster is angry for some reason

death to mexicans

this company offers two shipping options, normal shipping and "shipping to a mailbox"
the latter is much cheaper
what's the catch?

How do I get a /brit/ bf

>>72061484
i'll be your bf if you have a vagina

Have never used a vacuum cleaner lads.

>>72061494
my bum is basically that

add me on snap?

>>72061421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOWIT7j6e2o

>>72061484
*gives number*

>>72061457
so when you hand your cv into me what excuse would you like to hear? you dont have any relevant work experience or your degree isn't really applicable for this position, i think you're better suited for a different company (you're not).

>>72061511
pics

Nothing gay about having sex with men tbqh.

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>meet people out and about
>they ask me what i do for a living
>i'm a (male) nurse

It's humiliating. Really wish I'd have done better at school.

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>>72061511
sorry

>>72061522
*some sort of ludford reference*

>>72061217
>lisicki thread

oh my

haitiANO

>>72061522
most people (at least here) get real world work experience with apprenticeships, research, coops, etc. during uni

>>72061525
christian imageboard, but snapchat is not (post it)
>>72061544
thanks

>>72061539
thank god you didn't though.

we need male nurses lad.

>>72061421
>milly B, i'm sendin for yous!!
>milly B, you do big poos!!

>>72061445
only a weak bitch population such as britcockgobblers give importance to sport events meant to entertain the ignorants. Do you seriously think the performance of bunch of foreign players bought by some ugly qatari oil prince is an accurate reflection of my ability to destroy every bone of your anatomy with one hand ? what an imbecile, even for an anglo worthless fuck you're unbelievably dumb and so easy to manipulate

>>72061539
my dad used to be a nurse

oranges are such a hassle to eat

>>72061562
very different story in the uk sunshine, people treat uni here like a 3 year holiday.

>>72061579
>only a weak bitch population such as britcockgobblers give importance to sport events

ummmm

>>72061596
not really
i know people who done summer internships including myself

>>72061593
JUST had one mesel! and got peel and bits of horrid yellow skinny bits ALL OVER the garb! fucking 2 year old toddler retard here! need a bib! sad!

>>72061623
LOL

just rambled on about integration to a south asian lad my housemate is seeing
/brit/ and studying this stuff extensively has fucked me

>>72061614
Oh wow, a whole 8 weeks work in 3 years

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*tips yamaka*

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>>72061593
>not having a mexican servant to peel your orange for you

>>72061614
working for costa over the summer doesn't count

>>72061645
haha le quirky stem poster

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IuX1GheA6Y
r8

>>72061579
Sounds like you're looking for a scuffle *cracks knuckles*

>>72061679
alri karaoke

>>72061623
actually im having an apple wuahahahaaa

>>72061649
lol
course is a hard one too desu

>>72061665
umm no sweetie x

really?

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>>72061657
>Eating things that have been touched by Mexicans

>>72061686
good post

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thoughts

got a gig at costa coffee

>>72061576
Don't get it desu lad I'll assume it's an insult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olSfI3AEP5U

chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LNQBX8JwE

chúne

>>72061645
decided to branch out and do some english lectures at uni, arrived early 10am monday to a member of "socialist alternative" promoting an anti trump rally and winging about the penalty rates
he was either a tranny or just had really ugly long hair, called himself "april" so he must've been the former. had to ignore the 4chan devil whispering in my ear the entire time

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check it out

>>72061695
yea hello, can you get a me a frappuccino to go please. brilliant thanks, no, no sugar. cheers. could you get it ready for when you graduate? excellent thanks!

need you out of business, sunshine

babestation

KOT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXdJX06aJM

chune

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>ringed city is still 3 weeks away

>>72061755
not nearly deano enough to work at costa

>>72061725
https://youtu.be/pAQvc__JNWA

what exactly is a deano

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el MexiCANO

>>72061810
wasnt anything all that great, clearly refballed to victory

irish subhuman hahahahaha

josie hearn is such a slag

yellow surge when

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>>72061579

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>>72061249

>>72061851
Who

Why do people care so much about football? I'll never get it. Lad at work never shuts up about it.

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post your twilight waifu

>>72061845
say that to my face not offline we'll see what happens

Kant > Nietzche = Descartes = Bentham>> Aquinas = Schopenhauer >>>>>> H*gel

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>>72061845
VERY good post

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72061908

>>72061897
to stave off the existential dread

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>>72061904

>>72061865
drawing like a child
talking like a woman
laughing like a monkey

these are the only talents of the british nation

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>>72061904

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>>72061897
footie is life m8

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>>72061927
u r so so so so so rong

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>fortran95

>>72061908
how about you pick on someone your own size. don't threaten my little brother. i'll fucking end you right here.

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>>72061920

started watching Community

it's pretty good. I wouldn't say it's hilarious or anything, but it's usually pretty funny

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>>72061943
"no"

>>72061978
A staggeringly leafish post this

>>72061978
First 2 seasons are good
Goes downhill quickly after that

Sad!

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>>72061984
stop chatting rubish

>>72061978
well hello there reddit! welcome to the 'chon!

fell in love with a beautiful stranger

>>72062014
Bad (or sick) guy!

>>72061938
I went to watch a blue square south game once and the entire game was just this

>>72062010
aye. the creators really fucked up pierce's character, and then after chevy left it was just total shite

How do the foreigners that work at pret a manger afford to live in London? Always baffled me.

some creepy weirdo keeps following me saying he's in love with me. i'm about to call the cops

>>72062045
Student loan

Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my "wires tapped" in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!

>>72062045
Sorry mate can't say, secret foreign wisdoms

really tired but can't lie down due to acid reflux x

I sleep face down, apparently that's weird!?

>>72062107
it means you're gay

>>72062045
tiny box flat shared with 8 other people and sleeping on a mattress on the floor, but its so worth it to be in london! :^)

>>72062107
you're a bottom

>>72062107
unironically means you are gay

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>>72061865

>>72062112
I am too lol

>>72062040
Healthy young child goes to /brit/, gets pumped with many shitposts and gimmicks, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

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need to wash up

>>72062107
I sleep face down but I'm straight
I'm the only exception though

might do a cheeky job application in the 'morn

>>72062113
Probably better than to have a slighlty bigger room with 3 others in stoke

i take about 4-5 showers a month.

nervous for tomorrow's job interview laddies

the haitiANO jajaja

>>72062194
You will be executed when I come to power
Runts out of my sight NOW

>>72062199
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>post in a thread
>come back to the thread later
>reply to a post
>realise it's my own post

That's twice this week I've done it

>>72062214
Early onset alzheimer's mate, I'm sorry

just heemed this french subhuman

Why are Anglos the masterrace?

>>72062214
I sometimes reply to my own post if I prefer it to the others on offer

>someone just sent me a video from last summer
>i look good, filling out my shirt nicely

>tfw i got lazy and lost all my gains

fucking sad 2bh lads

>apply for 3 apprenticeships
>rejected by all of them

>ask the gf's dad
>one with EY but in Czech
>one with mid sized firm in london

Love a bit of nepotism :^)

got called nigger in greggs

>>72062255
FONT

The Holocaust.

Did it happen?

>>72062214
I give myself (You)'s to keep my ratio up.

lads
just discovered you can give yourself (You)s
very disconcerting

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>>72062211
bring it on

>>72062259
FONT

>>72062250
I've heemed more frogs than a chink's eaten dogs.

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i made my (you)s motivational
pic related

almost replied to a yank

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almost replied to an anglo

>>72062324
hello :3

almost replied to a somali

drank a bottle of whiskey

not drunk

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almost replied to haitiANO

>>72062355
giving myself a (You)

dumb haitian frogposter

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almost replied to a sw*de

>>72062358
btfo cunt

>>72062358
fucking pathetic

almost replied yo (You)

>>72062392
this is how it's done, bruce
first try

>>72062394
FUCK

czeck em

Just enjoying this video haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoAK2LhwCic

>>72062433
*ahem*
self-dub check inbound

>>72062434

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Might decide to burn down my local church, mosque and synagogue...

>>72062434
>>72062433
great posts

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>>72062433
>>72062434

>>72062433
>>72062434
monumental

http://www.nme.com/news/music/gorillaz-announce-huge-uk-comeback-show-dreamland-margate-2003709

who here /southernpowerhouse/

>>720624346

>>72062504

having a wee

>>72062480
Watch out an Aussie might try to drink it haha

how does that shit works?

>>720624500

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No Racism, No Brexit, No Tory

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>>72062467
>>72062473
>>72062498

>>720624522
twice in a row
too easy

>>72062533
poo poo pee pee

>>72062516
Frontbutt

>>72062480
you cant "have" one you "do" one

>>72062528
i was really close tho >>72062502

>>72062466
need a noodle gf

>>72062551

are we living through a decadent period in our culture? will this last forever or will morality return?

>>72062533
good posting

hey you lads remember a couple days ago someone posting a jar of coins and you had to guess how much monies was in it.

did he ever come back and tell us the results?

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keep trying
you might get it

just checked some dubs over on /c/

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Just predicted my own dubs


swod btfo

>graduates are the so-called leaders of tomorrow
>the economy is in the shitter

hmmm

average life expectancy is like in the 80s now

personally I would be happy with 65-70.

testes

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just did the washing up it hated it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72062629
a
fucking
leaf

josie hearn yeah are you mad

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Lads I need your expertise, lately I've been shitting several times a day and plopping out little bits instead of 2 solid poos a day, what is causing this? does anyone have a degree in poo science?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkRDw_3bnN4

destination is destination is destination is destination is

made a wee

>>72062642
thanks for reminding me that i have to do mine x

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went down to the big smoke to watch the lads byt they got twatted 3-1 haha

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>>72062661
Ass cancer

>>72062687
>sports
is this the 90s

5"10 is the undisputed masterrace

>>72062641
This wasn't funny the first time you posted it

>>72062661
probably not enough water
when i have loads of salt my poos are very dried out and like rabbit droppings

Given the choice, would you prefer to get married or just 'be in a long-term relationship'?

Why?

Would you leave someone who insisted that you either 'get married or it's over'?

5'0 master race here
could heem anyone

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>5"10 is the undisputed masterrace

>>72062743
neither personal preference one night stands and prostitutes

>>72062760
Disputing that right now, manlet.

legs are so f*ckin ITCHY

*scratches til they bleed*

ahhhg

>>72062774
Speaking honestly, I wish I could enjoy that kind of sexual preference. Honestly do.

oh hes back, sorry if my post earlier is what caused him to return...

legs are so f*ckin NOT-ITCHY

* *

ahhhg

>>72062736
Thanks lad I'll drink more water, want me thick poos back. x

>>72062783
i've done this many times because of my eczema, half of both my thighs backside bleeding.

I tell you what lads, the poos I get after having 8 weetbix and milk in the mornings

Oh boy

>>72062743

marriage?

what is this the 50s

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>marriage?

>what is this the 50s

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dont think ill be sleeping tonight

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city is coming along nicely

All Mexicans should be killed

>>72062783
>>72062842
selling atarax $1 a pill

>>72062915
You can cuddle up in bed with me :3

>>72062924
It's a piece of shit, you fucked up

start over

no u

>>72062924
*spawns a UFO in*

>>72062924
whyd you build it on a cliff

>>72062969
cliff richard
lol

do you guys know how to use PSEINT?

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>>72062934
no

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Yanks.

lmao, the mexican is asking how to use T PENIS

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me going for a drive

>>72062924
*sharts all over your city*

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>>72062991
Ur mean

>>>/trash/8077027
>>>/trash/8077027
>>>/trash/8077027
new

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Not even a Theologian and I'm still one of the smartest men in the world, haha

>>72062931
It's under control now desu, i have been prescribed hydrocortisone creams that worked.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-39193347

hmm ah yes, very interesting

ah no

>>72063018
me with my defenseless ballbag protruding out of the front hatch

mad how one of the obsessions of modern women is the right to kill their unborn children

>>72063067
>unborn
>child

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>>72063067

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>>72063035

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>>72063041
keep forgetting that place exists desu

The mexican is an anti-Semite

JANNY. BAN THIS FILTH

>>72063067
Ah yes, the "fetus is a child" argument

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havin a think and a drink

>>72063089
You're a fucking Mexican.

>>72061780
love the babestation forums

decent (You) output on that old chestnut
will mull over some new material while that tides me over

>>72063134
read think as wank
do I have a problem?

>>72063134
thats a pensive gatto

another coincidence is that when russia was ruled by jews in the 20's and 30's,, abortion was legal

Might make a new

>>72063134
thanks for the regular cat posting anon

>>72063089
Fake news

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>Guys, fetus isn't a child lol, quit being stupid

>OMG space is so cool, of course I believe in Gravity and Plato's Law of Planets, you think I'm stupid??!

If you believe in space stuff, then you have to believe that a fetus is a human

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>>72063153
sounds like sexlexia

>>72063186
>>72063186
>>72063186
>>72063186
>>72063186
>>72063186

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>>72063166
>pensive

thinking of a ligamentolysis procedure in london