Latin America should unify

>>72060296
10/10

We formally decline the offer

might as well just kill ourselves to make it faster

>>72060378
but you already agreed to it
>Relations between the Argentine Republic and the Federative Republic of Brazil are both close and historical, and encompasses all possible dimensions: economy, trade, culture, education and tourism.[2] From war and rivalry to friendship and alliance, this complex relationship has spanned more than two centuries.
>After achieving independence from the Iberian crowns in the early nineteenth century, Argentina and Brazil inherited a series of unresolved territorial disputes from their colonial powers. The most serious breach in the relationship was the Cisplatine War (1825–1828), led by the Brazilian invasion and annexation of the Banda Oriental. Despite the numerous periods of muted hostility, the Argentine–Brazilian relationship was not defined by open hostility for most of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries. There was competition on many levels, and their respective defense policies reflected mutual suspicion, but the Brazilian economic rise in the 1980s led to the accommodation of Argentina as a secondary regional power and increasing cooperation.[3]
>With the creation of the Brazilian–Argentine Agency for Accounting and Control of Nuclear Materials in 1991, the two countries turned their nuclear competition into cooperation through mutual confidence.[4] A high volume of trade and migration between Argentina and Brazil has generated closer ties, especially after the implementation of Mercosur in 1991.[5] Today, the strategic relationship between Argentina and Brazil is considered to be "at the highest point in history".[6] Argentine foreign policy has given special emphasis in "deepening the strategic alliance with Brazil in all its aspects".[7] Likewise, Argentina has been "an absolute priority" for Brazilian foreign policy.[8]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina%E2%80%93Brazil_relations

>>72060405
I concur

>>72060453
>we both historically not genociding each other means we're willing to take part on a fully fledged union with every other country on the region

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>>72060601
well at least you and I are forever together

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>>72060601
>genociding each other
i don't know what are you talking about

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The only countries in Latin America I'd form an union with is Uruguay because it's basically Argentina Lite and Chile just because their side of Patagonia is cozier than ours and together we'd make a Lord of the Rings-tier landscape.

>>72060787
we gud bois, we dindu nuffin
it was all brazil fautl

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>>72060930
it was paraguay fault tho

we should shut the fuck up and everyone mind it own business.

Absolutely not!

>>72061025
Lopez fault* But Paraguay was doomed anyways.

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>>72061293
;)

>>72060296
>unite with haiti
No

>>72061428
but we need cheap labour

I unified my dick with ur mums vagoo

una vela under god

>>72060296
>Brazil

Don't spread your issues to your neighbors.

fuck you communist monkeyfuqcker

>>72062890
you are already in Mercosur :)

>>72060787
>>72060930
>>72061025
Primer capítulo: 1864, el Imperio de Brasil, para llegar a Montevideo, con complicidad de la Argentina del liberal (Masón) Mitre, sitia y bombardea hasta dejar en ruinas a la ciudad de Paysandú, sobre el río Uruguay, desatando el infierno sobre la población civil.

Tal barbarie cesó sólo porque los buques agotaron sus municiones...Fue el primer paso en la trampa para obligar a López a reaccionar.

Casualmente uno de los principales genocidas, Venancio Flores, llamó a la operación “Cruzada Libertadora”... Muchos años después un asalto al orden democrático en Argentina, año 1955, se denominó “Revolución Libertadora” y por esas cosas del destino, detrás de escena, los mismos titiriteros.

“Hay que derrocar a esa abominable dictadura de López y abrir el comercio a esa espléndida y rica región” decía sin sonrojarse el mandatario argentino Mitre.

La contienda resulta impopular en el interior argentino y muchos gauchos desertan y pasan a combatir en el otro bando.

Pero las arcas porteñas superan, con fondos aduaneros, a los escasos recursos federales, a lo que se sumó la traición a que los somete uno de ellos, Urquiza (Masón) gobernador de Entre Ríos, único con capacidad para contrarrestar el poder central.

>>72063362
Tal fue la brutalidad de la agresión, que fueron asesinados casi todos los varones entre 15 y 60 años. Los demás murieron por cólera, hambre y otras calamidades.

En definitiva se exterminó al 75% de la población de ese país...casi como en el genocidio armenio, del cual recién se empieza a hablar...Llegará el momento de reconocer el genocidio paraguayo.

Perón, en nombre del pueblo argentino, devolvió los trofeos mal habidos.

“God Save the Queen”

>>72063362
>>72063392
Brazil and Argentina, both British puppets formed a coalition backed by the brits to end an upcoming superpower at the same time looking to get more power to themselves.

The rest everyone knows, paraguayan genocide.

>>72063574
what does this means

>>72063555
I should add that Argentina won absolutely nothing other than dead people, they played errand boys to brazilians and and brits with the hopes of finally becoming respected by daddy europe, instead... well we all know how things are with england nowadays

>>72063555
wtf i hate brazil and argentina now

South Brazil is rightful uruguayan clay

>>72063654
You shouldn't. They helped you finish a country that was going to surpass you in metalurgic and overall industrial power but worse of all, give a bad example to sudacas that were not meant to become rich.

>>72063601
Conmebol being better than Concacaf.

>>72062890
Isn't Morales a communist though?

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>>72063711
A piece of it, in the past. Nowadays it would just divide the country, they don't even speak spanish.

>>72063733
hmm, just looking into this
smells like commie lies. we good bois
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War#Theories_about_British_influence_behind_the_scenes

>>72063733
I always thought it was both Chile and Uruguay that were the biggest fans of perfidious Albion?

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>>72060800
Patagonia really does look so much like New Zealand.

>>72063733
Entonces si no fuera por dicha guerra Paraguay sería un país industrializado?, conoces bibliografía sobre el tema que me puedas recomendar?

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>>72063880
They did help us become independant fucking Argentina and Brazil in the ass after we played the two like damn fiddles making them fight each other and lose money.


But we tried getting rid of them, a glaring example is that we tried to help the Nazis in WW2(not to mention that Hitler and Mussolini liked it here) but the eternal anglo didn't let us. The graff spee is a known anecdote, it was surrounded by british ships and took guard in Montevideo, the people here received them like heroes and tried to help them the best they could but problem was that there were powerful brits in Uruguay so they couldn't stay for more than 3 days and the ship couldn't be fixed.

It was sunk.

Nowadays we still have good relationship, we never recognized Argentina's Falklands claim until 2 years ago when the left government officially announced it. We still feed the Falklands though and they like us a lot

>>72064099
>powerful brits in Uruguay
me in a decade 2bh

>>72064099
> graff spee
That's really interesting. Did you have any well known Nazis immigrate after WW2, or was it only Argentina who got them?

I think most Anglos who know anything about South America are Uruguayboo's. Your liberal laws and living standards are admirable.

>>72063950
Honestly I don't remember books right now, I read a lot when I was in elementary school and some more in middle school but mostly articles by journalists and shit like that.

I know that Brazil took land that had resources in it, or they wanted to take it but I don't remember if they got the exact land they wanted.

>>72063950
Paraguay ya era industrializado
pero no desarrollado en el sentido moderno que le damos hoy. había muy poco espacio urbano y sólo 1 universidad formada con maestros ingleses y argentinos

>>72064231
Por eso dije que era una potencia en alza. Claro que para el sentido moderno no era la gran cosa pero para la epoca si lo era y la region tenia mucho para explotar.

>>72064272
sep. también había un superávit grande debido a años y años de cerrar la frontera y acumular riquezas
pero bueno, López fue un boludo y entró como un caballo

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>>72064099
>The graff spee is a known anecdote, it was surrounded by british ships and took guard in Montevideo, the people here received them like heroes and tried to help them the best they could but problem was that there were powerful brits in Uruguay so they couldn't stay for more than 3 days and the ship couldn't be fixed.
Reminder that the population of the Graff Spee went to live in Villa General Belgrano, at the heart of Argentina.

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>>72064193
Dunno if well known because they rarely teach us about Nazis so I don't know famous guys, it's avoided completely at school(Hitler built a hydro plant here but we're literally never told that, just like we're not told how we fed both allies and nazis in the war), once in a while one of them dies of old age or we find out a descendant or someone that was here but "disappeared".

They changed their names and just mixed around so nobody knows how many, a lot went to Argentina because Peron helped them, some came here, some went to Brazil and some to Chile.

This guy lives/lived in punta del este

>>72064309
Some came here

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>>72063829
Topkek

>>72064309
didn't they all spread to Paraguay and Brazil after Eichmann was captured by the MOSSAD?

>>72064231
Conoces algún libro que profundice el tema?

>>72064644
Not him but "Maldita Guerra" seems to be pretty good and unbiased.

>>72064515
stay away nigga

>>72064515
what is he saying?

>>72064735
Tome el ojo de nuestras mujeres, y permanecer en su AE

>>72064735
-->>72064670

>>72064193
>I think most Anglos who know anything about South America are Uruguayboo's. Your liberal laws and living standards are admirable.
It's not all that, it just seems better from the outside.

Though i've been told by foreigners that it actually IS good and people here just love to complain a lot, of course they tell me it's not as good as they say but it's also not as bad as Uruguayans make it out to be, we love to complain, must be the basque influence.

Still the country is going through a rough time now, Mujica fucked our economy and Brazil(our second biggest partner after China) got fucked in the ass so that's bringing us down too. With efficient management we can overcome it without suffering a big blow because we have a lot of trading partners we didn't before, problem is that I don't think the government is efficient enough.

>>72064665
That war seems to be the only real hardcore we had in south america after the wars for independence, losing 90% of your male population is fucked up, how do you recovered from that?

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>>72064794
everybody kept fucking everybody till we're all the same color

>>72064670
>>72064766
>she liked his comment

Sorry macaco you already lost, superior uruguayan cock wins

>>72064894
You imported a lot of euros too

>>72064794
>how do you recovered from that?

We didn't, after the war things went relatively smoothly until a series of revolutions during the early 20th century, add to that the great depression, the chaco war, 35 years of dictatorship, etc.

Overall, we're doing pretty good (25% GDP growth these last 4 years) despite being a landlocked hellhole with close to 0 natural resources.

>>72064967
>a series of revolutions during the early 20th century, add to that the great depression
ah yeah that
but i thought he was asking about the population
from 650,000 in 1865 to 6,500,000 in 2005, not counting our diaspora in Argentina and USA and others

>>72064942
Euros came way after the war, our first "repopulators" were argies from Corrientes, and most of them had relatives here.

>>72065031
yeah but they came during THEIR war, between 1905 and 1945
also the japanese, korean, and west asians
but i doubt they contributed enough to repopulation as those POW and argentinians did

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>>72064967
You should thank us you landlocked faggot, who's the better guay now huh.

>>72065031
>>72064942
So you're kinda white?, I thought Paraguay was mostly a mestizo country like ours

hello mis negritos,
any of your cunts need a coup?
we can arrange

>>72065124
>So you're kinda white?
Race is a non-existant concept here, we're all paraguayans, end of story.

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>>72065107
>able to use Montevideo ports
>but wait, have to cross argentinian side first to reach that port
>gendarmería, aduana, blocks from other argie truckers
yyyy... gracias no sé


>>72065124
PFFFFFFFFTT Paraguay white, where did you get that ridiculous idea

>>72065155
You have ports here too

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>>72065181
based Iquique second hand cars. thank you Japan and Chile for everything

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>>72065155
We're going to make another port in Rocha so that you can come directly from rio paraguay or some shit like that.

Dunno when that will be ready though because with the change of president a pulp mill has priority now.

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>>72065327
>directly from rio paraguay
ayyy lmao
well, thanks again for the good intentions. MERCASUR was a mistake but the brotherhood feel is there

mmm rocha
post rochas

>>72064783
Sure, but in comparison to your neighbours you're doing really well. You deserve to be proud of what you've achieved so far. I hope things improve in Latin America in my lifetime, speaking as one new world colony to another. You all have so much potential.

I'm coming over to Brazil this July and will be down in RS for some of it. I was thinking of maybe driving into Uruguay for a few days.

>>72065155
Top kek, I love reading /pol/tard's race "science"

Colombia, Ecuador and Venezuela should unify.
Bolivia, Peru and northern Chile should unify.
Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay and South Brazil should unify.
Brazil can take the Guyanas.
Carribean should unify.
Central America should unify.
Any objections?

>>72065467
Yes, we should take everything and colonize the US

>>72065467
nope

>>72065467
Paraguay is a unique special snowflake (OC don't steal) and we have jackshit to do with kurepas and you viados.

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>>72065467

>>72065467
All of Chile is our Chile, fuck off

I wish Brazil was a first world power.
We could invade the rest of South America and exploit all of their natural resources and workforce.
I used to think a war between us and the rest of SA would be desastrous for us, but, from what I've been reading of academic papers from military personnel, SA as a whole shots its pants when thinking of the possibility of a just slightly militarily aggressive Brazil.

>>72065544
*shits

>>72065556
You killed both Texas, my dude.

>>72065556
Why is Bolivia part of the Souther Cone

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>>72065556

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rate

>>72064902
wtf? i hate uruguay now
but i lost nothing i am immune to getting cucked

>>72065400
Don't mistakenly go into a favela(GPS sometimes takes you there), you will definetely get shot. They're shooting people that go in because they just fucking can

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>>72065366
>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidrov%C3%ADa_Paran%C3%A1-Paraguay

It's this I think, honestly I don't know how it works but I know that your government thinks it's very useful, there's a reason they're doing it.

Hell they accepted even with the current port so I assume it's still better than what you had before.

>>72065780
The first thing i'd do is help China kill japs

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>>72065780
t.

>>72060296
yeah.. then you could all wait in line to buy a loaf of bread.

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>>72065556

>>72060296
Shut the fuck up, simian.

>>72065954
>usa
>soccer
Really?

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>>72065954
>US
>football

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>>72065941
that's venezuela.

>>72066001
>>72065994
and canada didn;t surprise you?

>>72066373
there isn't a hockey in ice option in the map

>>72060800
>>72063921
It's interesting how NZ has far more in common with Patagonia geologically than Australia

>>72066323
that's his point lol
if UNASUR happens, we all become as commie as that sad, pathetic country

>>72065467
>unify
We should invade and anex those treasonous cunts.

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>>72066528

>>72066528
It's going to happen. If you can, I recommend getting out of here and migrating to somewhere in Europe, north America or Japan. I'm talking legally of course, migrating as an engineer, businessperson, etc.

>>72065780
hey, they beat the french with less

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>>72063880
Only our navy and some people in the air force

>>72067670
Autism

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>>72068454
ooohhhh

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>>72068454
you mad bro?