hamdog edition
suzy
you ain't nothing but a hamdog
'e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYDIMWpcKqI
>>72059612
wow look at the great countries you're next to
Would like a hand in executing all lancastrians
>>72059612
>only 30% of brits are white
worrying
Stuck my willy in a tarantula's nest lads
>>72059645
>he thinks Europe is white
>>72059644
out on thy flag pestiferous chit
>>72059584
Im average looking and fuck a different girl at least once a month when Im single
it IS easy to get
Would like a hand in castrating all lanecutions
>>72059659
>hammer & sickle
>>72059676
>Im average looking
>>72059659
>hammer and sickle at the top
yes...yes...
>>72059659
was not aware that socialism is a religion
nother 5 minit for chep
>>72059676
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>>72059659
>Reverse search
>This is the only image of this poster anywhere to be seen
>All over Breitbart and stormfront tier websites
Hmmmm
>dude sex is so easy to get, you just need to more confident!
>>72059659
>"we're not European, we're English"
>where did the anglo saxons come from
>where did the vikings come from
>where did the celts come from
being European is nothing to do with the EU. Serbians are European without being in the EU
>>72059704
>he didn't realise
>>72059691
>>72059721
stop it you gimp
you don't need to be ryan gosling to get a bit of fanny
>Bored of casual sex lads
>sex is difficult to get
>>72059740
Nah, if you say you are European you are pledging allegiance to the EU. Saying you are a European is like saying you are a Soviet, or that you are an American. It is to pledge allegiance to a federal entity.
>stop it you gimp
>you don't need to be ryan gosling to get a bit of fanny
Stop talking about sex lads I'm getting a semi.
>>72059746
You sure?
i like this character
>>72059564
yodeling at this post
hear this every time i listen to the song now
>>72059740
British identity is far stronger here than European
Nowt to do with the union, we just have our own cultural sphere
Edit: there*
>>72059763
no it isn't you absolute idiot
Europeans existed before the EU
Seen a lad on campus in the full black fedora and leather jacket combo chatting up a bird
Thought this was a yank phenomenon
>you don't need to be ryan gosling to get a bit of fanny
>>72059787
>slashes carotted artery wide open to demonstrate the absolute suffering of losing the genetic lottery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-4T-WES5M
>>72059746
yes but you also need to be confident and know how to make small talk and not be a sperg
unlike me.
>>72059719
You really think right wingers would do that? tell lies?
>>72059809
Not as a political identity. It was like saying someone was asian, just a continental description.
>>72059807
European is an ethnic thing not an identity/culture thing though
>>72059816
Was he succeeding?
>>72059691
>>72059721
>>72059750
>>72059787
>>72059820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrhxd4RWkY
Should he be in the Hall?
almost threw away a 10 day duolingo streak lads
just remembered there
tbqh lads
8 years of being a useless shut-in retard loser fuckup neet is coming to an end lads
this is the year
Ryan Gosling isn't even that good looking, I'm taller and more handsome and I've probably gotten more fanny than him.
>so anon, who's the lucky girl these days? Surely you've got someone on the go?
What say
>>72059838
>That piss poor drop shadow on her layer
Jesus, babies first day in Photoshop.
>mate, You don't need to look like Ryan Gosling, you just need to adopt a more positive outlook on life!
>>72059838
it's almost as if all media is biased and tries to push their own narrative
me? I just try to live happily under a rock
>>72059846
Talking to a girl is more success than most on here will ever have
>>72059881
Love this gimmick.
>>72059837
Teach yourself then you spastic. You have to develop social skills via exposure.
>>72059846
Doubt it. He looked a right clown. She was laughing though. Hopefully just humoring his autism.
>>72059894
I held a girl's hand before, 5 years ago.
>>72059843
Take a good look at the graph
>Ryan Gosling? Sure he's fine, but anyone with confidence and just puts themselves out there can be like him
>Its just about putting yourself out there mate!
>>72059842
Why are brits so insecure about their ""britishness"". Everyone in Europe says they're European because their ancestors are European except for brits who are too stupid to realise parties like UKIP made the term politically charged in order to look patriotic in a meaningless way
>>72059838
you're right. Why cant right wingers be honest like leftists
>>72059919
>Ryan Gosling
him and Nick bateman as in pic are from the same town
:^)
Wish girls' laughs weren't so annoying
>Teach yourself then you spastic. You have to develop social skills via exposure. It doesn't matter how ugly or short you are, what matters if your confidence.
>>72059691
Brad, Chad, Thad, and Mad.
>>72059910
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>>72059930
It was made politically charged because of the EU. Get rid of it and I would call myself a European, but I will never call myself one while it exists.
alri lads
how have you all been lately?
>I sit in my room all day wanking into a sock, watching anime and posting FONT in /brit/ threads
>why do I lack the ability to chat up women?
>what? Anon girls will be into you just for your personality your looks are just an extra!
>>72059992
But I was at work all day, I finished at 10pm.
>>72059992
born that way
awful spin on the jay gimmick
>>72059588
is an hotdog a sandwich
>>72059930
brits aren't europeans though, the british isles are separated from europe.
>>72059988
Triggered a yank and scrapped with a ruskie
>>72059876
"no"
go fuck yourself you worthless cretin
>>72059992
I do that BECAUSE of my inability to chat up women.
>>72059992
>>I sit in my room all day wanking into a sock, watching anime and posting FONT in /brit/ threads
i fell for the just be yourself meme
post more owen "poz cuckold" jones
>>72059992
I don't live this life out of choice mate. I was cast out here, rejected and exiled from regular society.
there's a beach nearby me that has a great food stand with grilled hotdogs
can't wait until the summer so I can get one :)
*scoots arse on the floor*
>>72060030
>>72059988
quite terrible 2bh
made diner
>>72059992
haven't posted in /brit/ in months iah
>>72059955
I wish I was a normie.
>>72060071
ber or win?
>>72060071
Spaghetti and a meatballs
Islam is a religion of peace, prove me wrong.
I keep repeating this and no one listens,
why don't we all just go out and get 5/10 gfs?
>>72060107
cant bring myself to
>Just lose the glasses mate and get contacts. You'll look loads better!
>>72060107
Fuck that
Exactly the type of thinking to expect from a leaf
>>72060107
Because I don't know how to find girls other than ones I work with.
>>72060107
I'm a 5.5 and I shan't be punching below my weight!
>>72060104
explain cat stevens' music
>>72060088
no drink
>>72060102
on the flag now
>>72060143
I wish I was a 5.5/10
>>72060104
if islam is a religion of peace how come Muslims keep killing people
>>72060107
I have a 3/10 gf
>>72060166
Jews.
>>72060172
FONT
Someone post a 5/10 girl
>>72060000
The details don't matter.
You obviously not living a lifestyle that's conducive to the development of your social capabilities.
Nice digits by the way.
>>72060006
Were you fuck.
>>72060027
Keep telling yourself that mug. Or make a conscious effort to improve your circumstances. Its really up to you.
>>72060035
Oh fuck off. As if society cares about you enough to "reject" you. You're evidently a narcissistic welt if you think like that. Most shut-ins are. You need to get your head swiftly out of arse for a start.
>>72060172
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
>>72060163
I was exaggerating for effect, I'm really a 5.3
>>72060107
every women i've known has been a manipulative whore
>>72060139
nice touch
>>72060140
you're never NEVER going to get a 8+/10 unless you're rich
>>72060139
quite good
>>72060204
same 2bh
selfish creatures
>>72060107
wouldn't even know if a girl was showing interest in me, and I don't know how to show them I am. not like I'd know what to do with one anyway haha.
>anon, it's simply not true that even if you were to get a gf she'd drop you instantaneously for the opportunity at a one night stand with me, I'd like to think she'd be considerate enough to hide it!
>>72060221
No, but I can get a 7/10 if I make myself a better person instead of suckling off the teat of some 5/10 hog
could I get a 7/10 gf? or is 6 the best I can do
>>72060190
It is weird, I can do fine at almost all other social things including interacting with girls in normal scenarios, but if I like a girl it is like I am a complete autist. I don't know how to control that at all.
>every women i've known has been a manipulative whore
>>72060198
we got drunk and made out and then she sucked my dick
then we spooned and fell asleep
we've been together for about 2 years now
(just get drunk and be your drunk self)
>>72060261
Talk to girls more often
That's literally it
>>72060107
are you preaching game theory?
>>72060261
yep this is me
>>72060266
I hate my drunk self, he spends all my money frivolously.
>>72060139
exceptional post
>>72060260
Try 5
>>72060263
FOY
>>72060035
maybe you're a white supremacist or something
this is 4chan so more likely than not you did something to deserve being ostracized and having no friends
*blocks your path*
getting random dull arm/leg pains again
Anyone else get these? always thought they are growing pains
Does he just need to be more confident?
>>72060300
I'm 6'2 and have a good job though.
I dated a 6+ back in uni
>>72060286
I talk to girls all the time though.
Post what a 5/10 girl looks like. I have no idea.
>anon FACE FRAME and HEIGHT have nothing to do with success with women, your negative personality is what's holding you back! Women hate the fact that I am 6ft5 with built like a brick shithouse and have a model face
>>72060260
7-6
>>72060309
I'm definitely not a white supremacist
>>72060331
mum doesn't count
>>72060331
In what context?
>>72060364
>>72060365
In work or going out drinking with colleagues contexts.
>>72060253
how do i get his hair?
>>72060362
ah fair enough then lots of tfwnogf's are
>>72060362
well maybe you should be
>>72060330
>Height meme
Sorry son but it doesn't help that much. Going to need proof of this alleged so called 6 as well
don't do it
>>72060384
I would murder someone to get hair that good.
can't speak to girls of my own age at all hahahahahahahhaa thanks boys secondary!!!!!
>>72060362
hello there reddit
>>72060382
Familiar faces then. I was the same when I worked at an office. Plateaued after a while because I was speaking to the same girls.
You need to go out of your comfort zone.
Why are yank blokes so fucking hot?
>>72060384
blowdry it with it hanging down so it stands up and use a defining clay with no shine
t. knower
wouldn't have a pint with these cunts if you paid me
>>72060413
I went to a mixed school and can't talk to girls, in fact all it did was make me nervous around them because they used to mock me when I was in school.
real /r9k/ hours
>>72060409
unironically saved the pic to the inspo folder
>>72060430
chemicals in the water
>>72060415
fantastic post
>>72060413
what is that even like
>>72060430
the best of the best of Europe were skimmed of the top by America
>>72060253
Honestly with grooming, diet and exercise I think looking good, probably not as good as him, but above average is attainable for a lot of people if they put in the effort.
>>72060452
my hair right now
What proportion of your income do you spend on housing+bills lads?
I went over my budget for the last year and I'm dangerously close to spending 25% of my income on all that... £650 pm for 1bed flat and ~£200 in bills and council tax.
Feeling poor despite a decent salary tbqh.
>>72060472
What if you are 5'5 and suffer from eczema on your face?
>>72060445
lad at the front right looks like the guy from one of the fedora memes
proper fat neckbeard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KId4iI7NgQ0
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
Group of girls I know was talking about how as long as guys are in shape and tall they are never ugly to them
They said they can't think of a skinny/fit guy that is tall that sticks out as ugly to them
>tfw failed theory again
>>72060482
I spend £800 on rent, about £300-£400 on bills and council tax.
So about 3% of my income.
did a long long walk today
I'm 5'9
90% of people were taller than me
>>72060495
>>72060482
420 bar each and every month for a room in a poxy wee flat with two other folk on a council estate
actual pic of the current hair
giz a rate
also if you just dress well enough and interestingly girls will think it's cool
usually liberal and asian girls if you're into that but girls nonetheless
>>72060543
JUST
>>72060482
I earn 24k a year and live with my parents and pay nothing for rent food bills, car insurance etc. I just bought an Audi A1 and have 3 holidays booked this year ahahahha
>>72060543
bieber
>>72060543
unironically terrible
you look like a right fucking dork
>>72060510
wew
>>72060543
tyler
>>72060552
That looks terrible.
>>72060543
alri JUSTin
the hat meme is funny
>>72060543
buzz the sides and back up high coconut head
>>72060562
Where do you invite the gf for a shag?
>>72060562
manchild
>>72060487
Then you're fucked of course, best I can say is settle for a fat ugly gf.
>>72060543
fucking horrendous mate
screaming for a short back and sides
>>72060482
all paid for by the bank of mum and dad
the koreans/japanese in London are 10/10s
Ive got cheese. This is cheese!
>>72060543
Get a number 2 on the sides lad and get about half off the top you'll look like a normal person.
>>72060591
Only ones I know are with other men.
>>72060576
then you don't know how to dress and will never get with trendy girls la
i'm just trying to help 2bh
happy women's day
Should I get a shower now, or in the morning.
Decisions, decisions.
theres a big underwater stone structure called yonaguni monument off one of the jap islands and no one has a clue if its natural or manmade
>>72060617
hello mexican lad
how did he know my name was tyler?
not even joking if a westerner goes to east asia and signs on to tinder you'll have 100 matches in 5 hrs
>>72060624
thanks for sharing
>>72060606
No wonder you ended up on 4chan desu.
>>72060617
good to see ur not an idiot and respect feminism
>>72060482
>income over £3,400 per month
>Feeling poor
FOB YOU CUNT LEAVE MY THREAD AND KYS YOURSELF REEEEEE
>>72060597
GET THAT LONDON LOOK
>>72060624
think about it, pretty cool you'll have a really cool underwater monument to scuba dive near you called amsterdam
>>72060562
>don't have any significant expenses
>opportunity to save thousands a year
>pish it all away on frivolous cars and holidays instead
Bravo clever clogs. Good to see young Brits are financially responsible.
maybe it looks better from a different angle? it can't be that bad
>>72060657
pretty soon**
anyway lads i'll be happy to give out fashion and skincare advice, every man has potential with the right mindset! just don't be a piece of shit and you're on your way
>>72060668
Nope. Its a shanner.
Shave it AFF.
>>72060668
you're joking right?
it's fucking horrific.
>>72060668
looks alright
>>72060668
its abysmal
think you're just memeing now. needs a trim up so fucking bad. You look like a 15 year old from alabama
>>72060668
your eyes are too close together
I shave my head bald and wear a moustache.
>>72060588
her place
>>72060658
ah yes i go to work every fucking day to spend my time in my house doing fuck all so i can """save""". fuck off you cuck
>>72060617
>>72060634
you look like a tyler
>>72060639
no problem
>>72060668
it's not *bad* but it's in no fucking way good
literally go to any barber in your downtown area and say "fix my hair" and you'll be ok, and start using product, i recommend baxter clay pomade but if you can't get that just get crew fiber
>>72060668
How old are you or are you just baby faced?
>>72060714
need a transgender gf
housing prices are getting out of control lads
>>72060668
you look fine
>I earn 24k a year
Why are salaries in the UK so fucking low. Jesus Christ. You'd get laughed out of a room if you were a uni graduate and had a salaried job at that rate
my poorest friend works for the state govt and makes 30k yet still has his own place paying $500 a month for rent
>>72060733
Housing Prices? More like Ching Chong Bungalow Valuations!!!
if u dont rate me shame on u
>>72059612
do you lads consider yourself British or English/Welsh/Scottish/Irish
having a think about whether i would a transgirls
have to conclude yes but only out of desperation
>>72060716
that isn't me. I have an irish name
>>72060692
>>72060755
thanks
>>72060727
I have a beard
>>72060757
this
i'm a grad and i have potential to be making 98k in a couple years alone just in systems anaylisis
>>72060668
>dark eyes
might as well be a negro
Grown a beard and was told I look like Jesus now haha
>>72060757
salaries in the US are much higher I noticed
>>72060774
English.
Anybody seen the film 71? Is it good?
>>72060784
analysis* fuck me i can't type today
>>72060772
who are you
>>72060757
24K burgerbucks or goodboy points?
>>72060774
Scottish and British
Hi there! It's me, once more! How are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-LJ_3VbUA
These are pretty depressing
>>72060774
Either british or english cause either's true and everyone else cares what I 'identify' as even less than I do
>>72060817
where do u know me from?
where do u know me from?
TUMBLR is weird
I have cancer and heart problems
>>72060757
I'm not sure. 30k is "supposed" decent money over here (unless you're in london) but yet every other country everyone seems to be getting paid at least double.
>>72060607
lol u balding?
mexicANO
>>72060796
A friend of mine went to the US and is making $130k per year doing the same shit I do at £36k.
Makes me bloody furious tbqh. I would have moved if I didn't own a house here and didn't have an ill old mum to keep an eye on.
>>72060868
maybe just grow up?
>>72060888
what does he/you do?
How was he able to move?
coming from it
Anyone here have friends who flipped their switch?
>>72060881
nah got a full head of it
hate how this one makes my legs look so short
>>72060878
the uk's wages are comparable if not better than every other major country in europe you fucking moron
If you haven't noticed grad schemes are dead in the UK and there is literally no point in uni anymore.
Just get yourself a trade. Know a lad that is thick as fuck pulling close £80k as an industrial electrician at 29 years old.
so this is the power of yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ec8XZLAckA
KOT!!!
>>72060958
ah yes, the trade meme
>>72060958
>Just get yourself a trade. Know a lad that is thick as fuck pulling close £80k as an industrial electrician at 29 years old.
Yes let's believe a random fucking idiot in /brit/
>>72060919
What's with the manbag tho? And yh your hairline is pretty bad bro, should start thinking about a transplant.
look at this
>>72060906
We're both SCADA engineers.
His company relocated from the UK to the US to cut costs. Most of the employees got laid off, but some more talented people got offers of relocating instead, and he was one of those. He literally moved from a £32k salary in the UK to a $90k starting salary in the US and got to $130k in two years. I went from £34k to £36k in the same period.
They still do half their work for the UK market, it just happens in the US and sometimes they send someone over here or they get a subcontractor.
>>72060871
en el tumblr.....cosas pasan
Lecture at 9am
>>72060952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIImuhkbqXk
random pains in my legs again
why
>>72060981
is that zyklon ben behind her?
Really starting to hate everything about every country in Asia
i love kot)))
>>72061001
>>72061018
I know, i know, its a hard pill to swallow when you're going to be 40 grand in debt and fighting over a costa job when you graduate.
bada spada bing bang bop boom pow
>>72061033
how did you even get into that
>>72061023
bags are for carrying things, i have things in my bad, camera things, laptop things
>And yh your hairline is pretty bad bro, should start thinking about a transplant.
I have a straight hairline with a mild crow's peak, what are you on
>>72061040
What about lad?
>>72060958
Alri Dave, how's the job going? what, you can't find any work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHFu6VJ8H_U
listening to only the most deano bangers x
hands are cold
going to go wash em
>>72061073
>I have a straight hairline with a mild crow's peak
lol keep telling yourself that bro
>>72061076
Viking history
>>72061057
what's wrong with working in a coffee shop?
>it's another uni students think they are going to get a decent job straight out uni episode
>>72061057
if it was that easy and well paid then everyone would be doing it you fucking crackhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
cringing
>>72061101
post your face
>>72061106
>t. barrista with a bad degree
>>72061033
Sad!
>>72061033
>They still do half their work for the UK market
Tariff that shit.
you are a failure of a human being if you cannot earn enough money to be an alpha plus consumerist drone
>>72061110
is that a rare occurrence in the uk?
>>72061041
interesting artwork indeed
and saw that video earlier its very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G942kzM1_gw
>>72061123
>covers face in all pics
>asks ne to post face
ah yes the last resort comeback
My starting salary was £27k back in 2014.
On £31k now.
didn't even go to primary school now I make £4 million a day as an electrician for the council because I didn't go to uni
>>72061175
>dodging
noice
>>72061154
none of the people here have graduated and are yet to be redpilled about the employment situation post uni.
wow pirates having honest jobs!!
>>72061154
No, most people who leave uni get a decent job with a good salary within 6-12 months
>>72061173
>this assumes you will be employed
massive shocks for some of you lads down the road.
>>72061190
>still hasn't posted his face
also bro, if you're in to fashion so much I'd suggest wearing hats.
at the doctor the other day. diagnosis depression
on tablets for it now.
>>72060107
Because 5/10 women in Canada (and I assume most western countries) still think they're only worth 10/10 men because of their inflated egos