/brit/

the presumed scottish slavehouse

>>72054983
delete this post mate

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Go fuck yourself

>>72054983
stockhausen was right this shit really beautiful

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p9DsdFPNix

what song is this

>>72055003
>manlets

also looks like he has tits, gyno or something.

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>all these yanks who cant take banter


brilliant post mate

>be professional footballer
>wait until contract expires
>retire
>invest
>never work again
Dunno what those mugs are doing playing for 30 years

I bet there are plenty of sheeple in this thread that think 9/11 actually happened.

>>72055054
darude - sandstorm

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>>72055077

anyone here pissed themselves when they weren't drunk or on drugs?

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>>72055048
REALLY makes you think

i shoot you in your chest thats a fucking heart attack

>>72055065
still, takes courage to take off your shirt next to the other guy

>>72055132
I've shat myself plenty of times but never, ever pissed myself

>>72054983
If I were a mod I'd give you a month ban. Fuck your shitty queen

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>>72055118
screeching

>>72055132
Yeah sometimes for a treat

>>72055132
Nah mate, sorry if it happened to you

does anyone here think the titanic wasn't sunk by an iceberg

maybe it was destroyed on purpose

>>72055132
yes
tbf i was still wearing nappies

>>72055103
honestly this. These days a few years at top level is enough to live off

>>72055132
no. haven't pissed myself on drink or drugs either. bladder of steel mate.

a friend pissed my other friends bed the other night after taking too much ketamine lel. silly bugger.

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9/11 was the epitome of post-modern art

>>72055191
did he died?

>>72055118

why post a photo of madrid

>>72054983
delete this

>>72055132
nah. once had to take a shit outside though (I mean twice)

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wiped some soggy shit off my arse with the cuckstitution today

>>72055103
to get to be a pro baller takes a level of dedication to the sport that consumes your life

once you make it, your life is already football
what are you going to do if you quit when your joy, satisfaction, everything basically comes out of that one thing

just like any other dedicated professional, super rich investor, whatever. The reason they don't stop is because they shaped their life around the thing that they do, and regardless of whether or not money was the incentive at the start, by the time the get to the point where the money is pouring in it has become all but irrelevant to the process.

urinating myself is a MAJOR fear of mine

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triggered yanks are a fucking delight

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me on the right at 5'8

>>72055282
did you use to do it in bed as a kid?

Honestly cannot believe how pathetic americans are

>>72055273
Yeah but would you rather be hounded by tabloids every day and lose to continentals constantly or buy a piece of polynesia and disappear with your gfs and yachts

>>72055291
seriously how tall is the bloke on the left? 6'5?

600mph, can't comprehend the forces involved
https://youtu.be/coThFywrAng?t=14m34s

Got a cheeky litre of vodka from aldi

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>>72055291
*manshames both of you*

feel like fucking shit. shagged the best mates ex last weekend and he just found out

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I have taken your response into account and added a cheeky thing or two.

>>72055297

rarely

>>72055343
6'2 and the guy on the right is unironically 5'8

>>72055343
I'd guess around 6'6. Assuming the girl is average height (5'5ish) the manlet looks an inch or so taller than her but about a foot shorter than the big fella

>>72055282
*Squeezes your bladder*

>>72055381
triggered paddies oughta be higher

>>72055397
i did it quite a lot as a kid

sometimes even at sleepovers, very embarassing

Why are cagers always genetic abombinations?

lets say you have a genie and you wish for a trillion pounds or some way of having infinite money.

is there actually a way to spend it without people asking questions? obviously you can't have a million billion pounds show up in your bank account. buying a mansion in cash is far too suspicious. how would you do it?

just finished a curry from sainsbury's wish they had some actual spice in these

>>72055424
>>72055291
hes only 6'2 probably shorter in reality

it says so on his modeling site.

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>I have taken your response into account and added a cheeky thing or two.

>>72055381
pleased to see ballbusting in the highest tier. i find it really funny when done right

>>72055453
Have multiple bank accounts.

>>72055443
haha runt

>>72055453
buy a nice pc and be a recluse only ordering from tescos and prossies

captcha: brohard lustig

/brit/ /fit/, my boyfriend has a foot fetish. I have literally never considered taking care of my feet before. Three weeks ago I put my bare feet on the locker room floor for ONE SECOND and now I have a toenail infection that won't go away. How do I fix this??? Also, general advice for taking care of your feet? How do you make your toenails look nice? How do people get this fucked up fetish in the first place?

>>72055453
launder it

>>72055453
turn into a new el chapo or something

>>72055453
You don't do that you twat, you wish for a winning lottery ticket
Giving yourself infinite money will make you proper greedy and eventually devalue the pound

>>72055453
i wouldnt wish for that.

i'd wish for the power to do literally anything so i could create that trillion with a single thought and then make the world not care about it with another thought.

>>72055512
Get a nail kit, file, ped your feet and dont go barefoot unless its to rub your feet on his willy

>>72055512
look a vagina person

>+5 injury time
fuck offfffff

>>72055291
why yes I too browse /fit/. fuck off you snivelling pig.

>>72055463
Make your own then it's fucking easy

>>72055547
yeah but even euromillions is only about 50 mil. seems like a waste of a wish when you have an infinitely powerful genie

might try rocking a slicked back hairstyle

thoughts? is it too deano?

>>72055471
how short is the manlet then? fucking hell

why not just wish for tons of gold

>>72055576
you can set yourself up comfortably for life on 50 mil though

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FUCK OFF BREXITEERS

>>72055576
What can't you buy for 50 million pounds? Anything that you can't buy for that amount of money is completely unnecessary and you're deluding yourself if you think otherwise.

>>72055609
seems practical to have multiple tons of gold appear in front of you

>>72055453
wish for it in assets
A trillion in oil or cocaine is much less arousing of suspicion

>>72055576
Wish for the euromillions jackpot to be £999,999,999

>>72055578
go for it, i do it too though so its a bit autistic

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kind of half-expecting the EU to collapse by 2020

>>72055652
nah 2016 was rorke's peak

it's turning around now

fucking runt family are squealing like pigs at the football
resent their happiness honestly

well good night

Just wish for the trillion to pop up in some dodgy tax haven bank account you mongs

MY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZ

fucking barca cunts. uefa babies

>>72055684
never watched footie in me life

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>fucking runt family are squealing like pigs at the football
>resent their happiness honestly

>>72055636
I dunno I can definitely see myself burning through 50mil
I imagine when you've sampled the highest luxuries in life it would be difficult to talk yourself back down

>>72055691
bit warm under the covers x

>POO ESS GEE
>POO ESS GEE

>>72055695
My first wish will be to expose and dismantle all tax havens

>>72054983
Terrible tragedy, glad it happened tho.
It's the whole reason America isn't being overrun by shitskins like Europe.
Cheers mate.

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>>72055136
Fuckin good post

Spearmint > peppermint

>>72055703
oh for fucks sake, i turned it off about 15 minutes ago

>5 minutes
never watching this refball again

wow never watch football but holy fuck

what were the chances of that?

unbelievable

>>72055744
>56% white

hmmmmmmm

>>72055181
How do you shit yourself plenty of times...

watch me whip
now watch me nae nae

>>72055722
You put half of it in the bank and live off the interest
Euromillions goes into the hundreds of millions

>>72055772
>barca win by a high score at home regardless of opposition

quite likely 2bh

Considering the possibility that I may have matched with 10 bots in a row on tinder

They all have yank jobs/unis so it's VERY suspicious

Is that easily triggered 5'8 brit manlet here? I want to beat you up

>>72055681
doubtful
the whirlwind is only picking up

>>72055799
well I should have said sharted
everyone sharts every now and again

>>72055834
i thought it was geographical

cogito ergo sum

i post, therefore i am

/sp/ is going absolutely insane right now, kek

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>the 6ft thicc as fuck pretty girl at work is a fucking lesbian

>>72055892
not convinced

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>eating less than 2500 calories

6'5" 210 lbs

ask me anything

>>72055884
It is, I have it set to 10km

My idea is that these possible bots have unlimited range and only appeared because they swiped right on me

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>>72055136
hmm yeah but did they land on the moon?

>>72055931
>210 pounds at 6'5

Alri mr skelatal

>>72055931

favourite german idealist

>>72055931
that's pretty light for 6'5
I'm 6'3 and 16st 6

only watched the world cup before today's match

is the champions league always blatantly rigged? there was some atrocious refballing

dont know how you watch that shit

>>72055927
have to admire the calligraphy there

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think it's time for bed,

goodnight lads

acta non verba

posts, not words

>>72055758
poof

>1290: Rorke's Genesis
>1879: Rorke's Drift
>2001: Rorke's Revelation
>2016: Rorke's Peak
>2017: Rorke's Whirlwind
+
What's next?

quite sleepy lads someone tuck me in x

still amazes me how yanks continue to think anyone cares about their opinion on things like football

literally the biggest choke in soccer history

worse than 7-1 because at 88 minutes they still had to concede 3

>>72056010
carpe diem
seize the post

>>72055994
barcelona are rigging: the team

>>72055994
went to a yank baseball match once
they made children run around the pitch dressed like condiments

in dubitas pro re

when in doubt, opt for the post

>>72055994
uefalona isn't just a /sp/ meme

wtf I support catalonia now

>>72056029

Last 2 words redundant.

>>72056047
Pmsl

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>>72055963
No Brits did

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>>72056018
Rorke's Reckoning
crashing this globe

Morning lads
I don't want to go to school today

>>72056063
great post

>>72056044
divide et impera

post and rule

in vino veritas

notebene

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Bit annoyed at the ol' Train Simulator lads

It crashes when you tab out so

>>72056047
Haha me in the ketchup costume

>>72056034
germany weren't the federation's babby team though

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>>72056047
>yanks

The absolute state of UEFAlona.

The absolute STATE of PSG.

no respect if you think the moon landings were faked

de oluribus unum

out of many posts - a thread

>>72056083
isn't that a game for autistic people?

>>72055994
even if it was rigged it was entertaining

>>72056083
Train crashes or simulator crashes?

>>72056107
get a bit tired of these conspiracy theorists as well
worse that literally every black pseud is one and treated like they're so intelligent for it.

>>72055994

went to a rodeo in wyoming, and they got all the kids out of the crowd, got two calfs, tied ribbons to the calfs tails and made all the kids try to get the ribbons

mens sane in corpore sane

a healthy mind in a healthy poster

>>72055132
yes, lest time I did it I was 10

UEFA=EU
Catalonia=pro EU
this is brussel's doing

>>72056047
this is unironically a thing

>>72056147
so is this

>>72056029
your obsession is borderline pathetic

alea iacta sunt

Sending...

100%

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>tfw to intelligent to believe in traditional moon landing conspiracy theories because I know the moon is just a hologram

The official locomotive of the Northern Powerhouse

Been to the moon desu. Wasn't all that

>>72055650
any advice?
should i show the hairdresser a picture?

et tu, brutus?

you too, gookmoot?

>>72056212

nah it's a spaceship

>>72055758
Nah fuck the other guy this is correct

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>>72056139
yes

>>72056144
the program crashes

>72056029
>I got 5 (You)'s

yeah mate, clearly no one cared what I had to say

>>72056047
hold on a second, it was slightly different
they ran on the spot in the costumes and instead of moving a big screen came up showing CGI cartoon characters representing the condiments running a competition
not sure how I forgot that, was about 3 years back

no sign of ethiopialad this evening, hope he hasn't been tabbed by a somalian

>>72056200
why do children dress up like condiments?

>>72056240
Probably, i just did it for myself by growing my hair out and putting it back till it rested that way, use a bit of hairspray cause i prefer it being a bit more messy than the neat business look

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Nadine > Kimberley > Cheryl > Sarah >>>>>>>>>> Nicola

Who is your Girls Aloudfu, /brit/?

that's all the latin i can remember

sad

>>72056237

Would rather spend time on the moon that NZ. It's probably less remote and irrelevant.

Is it true certain football clubs represent certain people? Like I know over in Eastern Europe there's one that basically represents white nationalist skinheads

Who would arsenal be representing

>>72056240
>should i show the hairdresser a picture?
Of course

You're gonna have to train your hair to slick back (if you don't comb it that way already) and ask what products you should use to make sure it stays

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Lefties BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZbQtCtxAXM

>>72056286
ive actually never seen children do it.

they just do some stupid race during a media break. sometimes its mascots racing each other and sometimes for some reason its ketchup vs mustard vs relish

>>72056313
bruv mandem tings from london

>>72056313
Wahabbism

>>72056308
*unsheathes glaive-guisarme*
Care to repeat that, kid?

>>72056292
>>72056318
hmm
maybe i should just stick to a simple side parted/pushed back style

would anybody like to hear some trivia about medusa i just happened to come across?

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>>72056340
Crep check bruv
Norf Londontown represent

>>72056374
No fuck off you boring pseud

>>72056313
"diverse" londoners and arabs

>>72056268
what the actual fuck

>>72056313
all of london's vibrant diversity

>>72056340
Shit I like arsenal more now

roadman club

>>72056374
you're gay

>>72056370
May as well give it a shot and see how it looks, no harm done if you dont like it after trying it

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>>72056240
>>72056240
>>72056240
just get my haircut lad

>>72056359

That some kind of Maori weapon stolen from a raped and desecrated culture?

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based

>>72056425
every black londoner ive ever met has supported arsenal

but most the people in the crowd at games seem to be white

makes me think

>>72056374
Gorgon then

>>72056440
yeah but then i've gotta wait for it to grow back for months

>>72056484
Is Chelsea the white club or something then

>>72056465
No it's a medieval european polearm you mongoloid

>>72056464
Would love to dip you in a cement mixer

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/new-trump-travel-ban-cites-attack-refugees-helped-stop-article-1.2992163
We're taking it all back, lads

>>72056479
the ol' 'xample

peng as fuck

you (pleb): cares about health, gets enough sleep, eats well
me, an intellectual: unironically drinks bulletproof coffee

>>72056512
yeah and milwall (in london)

>>72056479
looks like a bunch of crates

fuck everyone in this thread

>>72056570
Even me? :3

>>72056513
better get a tall one because im 6'3

>>72056570
fuck you in the mouth

>>72056512
chelsea is a very posh area in london
but its supporters are all trash

there isn't really a racial divide for brit football clubs though, you just support where you're from (or you're supposed to) but then you get cunts in like mozambique and cornwall and ireland all supporting liverpool or man U

>>72056403
>>72056428

so basically perseus comes to kill medusa, whos with her two sisters just chillin like a villain at the end of the world. he comes and beheads her. as a result, from her severed neck spring forth pegasus, the horse, and, according to some lesser know versions of the myth, chrysaor, a half-god. medusas sisters wake up and are understandably angry at their sisters demise and give chase after perseus, who manages to fuck off into the distance thanks to his magical loafers. heres where the story ends. so i can only imagine that the gorgons return to their cave to find this dude and a winged horse there, not realy knowing what the fuck is going on and why is there a dead person and why do these women hav snakes for hair and why does this horse have wings.

must have been pretty awks, i figure

turned off the barca game at 80 mins and just found out what happened
wtf kill me now

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>>72056570
lewd

Disrespected at hooters again

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>>72056601
same
but I hate barcelona so it's not like I would have enjoyed seeing it

might pull a sicky on friday and take the train to cheshire oaks

>>72056600
Yeah already knew all this thanks

>>72056544
i'll give a shit when he bans the saudis

>when he doesn't read
>when he doesn't lift
>when he doesn't cook

loooooooool

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>>72056555
good meme

>>72056508
May as well give it a shot pal, worse things than waiting for some hair to grow

Just smacked some runts greasy gf on the bum at hooters

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name idea: Shitarse ShartyMcShartinmart

In my 20s I graduated college to the beginning of an economic recession, reach my 30s in a housing crisis and it seems will lose my career in my 40s to automation.

That's a millennial bingo.

>>72056644
We have to take their oil money away first, gonna be a bit

morning lads

>>72056479
ah yes a completely unchangeable layout with tiny streets and almost no light on street level
it looks aesthetic but its actually shit to live there

>>72056682
>tfw graduating in my twenties with an engineering degree just in time to build the robots that will automate you out of a job
nuthin personnel

>>72056704
*nods and mumbles*

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>>72056555
bulletproof coffee isn't unhealthy in essence
it WOULD be less disgusting if it was made differently instead of the typical yank fashion of just substituting random ingredients and making it all really sloppy.

I've had Tibetan butter tea prepared properly and it was very nice

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>>72056682
but at least we won't be minorities in our own countries when we get old.

>>72056704
hold on, not myself till i have my coffee haha

>>72056682
>tfw robots can't realistically do my job

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>>72056714
>tfw have a degree that will allow be to be a technician on the robots that take people's jobs

>>72056736
I won't be either

>>72056645
>>when he doesn't lift
>>when he doesn't cook
cba with either

>tfw lowlevel government worker runt with no transferable skills when my job gets automated
ah yes

getting into bed to read
yeah, i read now :)

>>72056731
you've visited tibet?
is it worth seeing? Im in hong kong this summer and want to visit somewhere else in asia while i'm there

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>tfw never had a job
>tfw no job to be stolen by robots

>>72056749
nah mate ive seen them make robots that can suck dick

haha

>>72056748
haha get my coffer or get outta my way!!

>>72056800
no I made it at home :^)

So after a long long day of training and recovery methods:-
1 hour of truck pull training, 3 x 1 hour physio sessions, 1 hour stretching, 1 hour hot n cold Whilst fitting meals in between I'm about to go into my hyperbaric chamber for 90 mins before my main evening meal.
It's all about how far you're willing to go these days because if you're not doing it I guarantee someone else out there is.
Big Love
The Beast

>>72056809
i-I do HVAC...

>>72056645
i do all three! :) x

>>72056800
You can have Tibetan food without going to Tibet you reprobate

72056827
nobody cares

wank of the century

>>72056819
Aggghhhhh kettle's on! off to piss

>>72056805
good thing you'll probably just be euthanized instead

>robots are literally stealing our jobs

BUILD THE FIREWALL hahahahaha

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I feel so tired all the time
probably because I've barely been out in the sun in months

>>72056767
t. Pablo Jimenez?

Wicked, wicked, jungle is massive

>>72056872
haha lol robots btfo

>>72056645

I actually read a couple of pages between sets

>>72056682
just be yourself

>>72056848
it was the fact he said "made the proper way" made me think he'd been there

soon even McDonalds tier jobs will be done by robos

>>72056870
so will you at some point. don't think you're special
technology should liberate all of humanity

>>72056883
hispanics are 17% of our population

how retarded are brits?

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>>72056884

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>the communist revolution didn't happen when people were starving to death in the street after losing their 70 hour a week job in which they lose limbs
>it will happen when people are working zero hour contracts in call centres

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>I actually read

>>72056928
Doubt it, I can jet a good job whilst people like you will be thrown into the ocean

always irks me when people will cover the same songs that johnny cash covered, in the style of johnny cash

>>72056713
sounds like you never been

>>72056936
contrary to popular belief, a lot of jobs in the late 19th/early 20th century were very casual labour jobs
it was only with the rise of trade unions and state intervention in the economy that regular, stable jobs became common

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Lads, set a bench PR in the gym the other day and saw someone who looks a bit like this staring at me on my way home. Should I be worried?

>>72056916
you can make it properly at home
all you need is too brew it the right way instead of just dumping it all together like a mess

I didn't use Yank butter but even in Tibet they usually use cow butter anyway.

you just need a churn, a blender and some sort of large container to mix/store it in.

I am a robot haha taking your job right after my morning coffee download

>>72056987
nah might just have your biceps squeezed

>>72056959
sure, and then one day a robot will come along that can do everything you can and more. then you're as useless as the rest of us fleshy mortals
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-28/jpmorgan-marshals-an-army-of-developers-to-automate-high-finance

>>72057017
Robots can't fight and they can't write so I'm set for life

Don't want to go waste my time in a theory class at a technical school for 3 hours tonight but if I don't go I MIGHT fail due to poor attendance.

What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38a_Bx18RU

>>72056981
i lived there

What about the Luddites in England circa 1800?
Wasn't there a soul-crushing 50% unemployment immediately following?
This isn't the first time we've been through this. And the last time REALLY sucked for a lot of people.

going to quit my job, cut all communication with my friends and family, and never leave the house again.

>>72057047
>can't fight
for now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1OGWibjjR0

>>72057066
me too

business idea: invest in robot slaves and have them work while you stay at home

>>72057080
unfortunately have done that and regret it every day

>>72057057
i dont understand why i find this retarded frog so amusing

Reminder I am going to be at the Vue cinema in edinburgh on monday 13th march at noon

>>72057068
the luddites were a reaction to industrial capitalism. the newly created working class was trying to make sense of the world. smashing machinery seemed to be the best option at the time.
but technology can now provide us with everything we need. it's just capitalism doesn't work that way.

new jabzy lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4gwGHdfkI

>>72057080
did this 8 years ago

Business idea: chain drive system for high output superchargers exceeding belt capabilities

>>72057109
'rasmus? or are you the friegaplatos?

>>72057150
Sorry about that folks :/ I'm graduating as a Robotics Engineer in a few months and I've already replaced several $65k positions with an ABB work cell and about 400 lines of Python scripts. Love me or hate me, the future will most certainly involve less manual and menial labor

>>72057150
wrong

the luddites were skilled labourers who had become obsolete and were extremely butthurt about it

>>72057184
the exact same people that would have been in the hitleryouth 70 years ago are now in antifa.

this is a fact

My teacher in secondary showed us the unedited pic on September 11th and I immediately thought of this photo that I'd seen browsing /b/ and had to suppress a laugh. I was so edgy in highschool.

>>72057184
is that the not-german who shills here?

>>72057107
Will unironically heem any robot that gives it the big one in the future

>>72057204
the more the better x

hope you make millions of jobs obsolete

>>72057211
>the luddites were skilled labourers who had become obsolete and were extremely butthurt about it
yes, the demise of specialised handicraft production and the creation of a standardised proletariat through mass technology is what i was describing
keep up

>>72057250
just pull its plug haha

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>>72057237
forgot pic

why are there so many footfags on /tv/

>>72057262
that's not what you wrote

i smell an incredibly autistic argument so i shan't be replying any further x

>>72057309
It's a nonce fetish and /tv/ is full of nonces

>>72057322
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*BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

>>72057262
and this is soon to happen again

if you were unlucky enough to be born a millennial then tough luck
you missed out on learning the skills for tomorrow and never got to reap the rewards of yesterday

>>72054983
Some vegan faggot is roasting muslims

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMU1O4qe8k

>>72057230
pop culture is a bitch innit