Who ordered the poo poo platter edition
>AH HEY I SAID NO SALT
please control your kin
>>72054431
>>72054482
can't handle a bit of banter?
>>72054444
Nice quads
Pinoy pride bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2uvtl-1V70
>>72054598
delet
>>72054482
He's not one of ours
Give me a good movie to watch
Not gonna waste a whole nother day on /cum/
really engorged my cerebellum
>google some random shit
>notice a mixed black girl that reminds me of someone from high school
>she has a tumblr
>scroll through some blog update
>"I wanna be raped by a truck driver"
Is this the black girl equivalent to thug gang bangs?
Was truck driving my true calling all along?
I want a Mexican gf now tbqh
>>72054740
fuck soldiers, they kill people. why should we give them viagra when their dicks stop working from killing so many people
>>72054873
>sexualizing a nun
>>72054893
She's not actually a nun, just a nun in a film. It's a Mexican actress
Probably should have used a different pic tbqh
Watching Harold and Kumar go to white castle lol
>drive over the speed limit
>autist still feels the need to pass me because he wants to go 80
can you explain this meme
>tfw not meant for this world
I wish I could just live out in a field somewhere with nobody around me for thousands of miles
Im tired of /lat/ guise. It's just a bunch of anime loving faggots... i want to be part of the thread but i dont know jackshit about anime :(
>>72055035
How is speeding autistic
The driver probably had to be somewhere or needed to shit badly
lol
>>72055146
join us
Just finished laying my in bed for four hours and staring at the ceiling while thinking about how I'm a worthless failure, buds.
>>72055146
hi
do you guys work and go the gym?
I have to get something for lunch before work, or else I'm gonna starve during my whole shift.
I can't even think of anything I want to eat though.
>>72055306
*coughs*
>>72055400
Liberalism is a beautiful thing. For your enemies that is.
>>72055350
im starting to slip a little but yes
>>72055350
lol no im not some sort of fag
>>72055350
i tried for a while
>>72055400
*sharts*
Watching Harold and Kumar lol
>>72055886
dude weed, lol
>>72055906
lololol
>>72055146
You're literally an extension of Mexico
You should be posting in cum
>>72055146
you're more than welcome here dude :)
This is my wallpaper
This is my wallpaper
do you guys go the gym and work?
>>72056233
Luluco a best
do you guys go to the welfare collection agency and watch anime?
>>72056344
unironically yes
do you guys like to bully canadians?
this is my wallpaper
>roommates open all the windows and let cold air in because they hotboxed the entire fucking dorm
IM GOING TO SHOOT THESE FUCKS IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO
Pls bully me?__? Pwetty please with a cherry on top
>>72056380
wtf?!
this pic is edited!
>>72056369
Yes, you just reminded me that Vermont makes the best maple syrup.
>>72056233
luluco a best
>>72056417
if vermont is the best why does quebec produce and export more?
>take official iq test
>132
>failed calculus and am currently a NEET
what did the iq test mean by this
>>72056408
No, actually Latvia fought Germany and captured Berlin before the soviets attacked us in 1940 while all of our forces where in Germany
Anime is the gateway drug towards degeneracy.
>>72056460
That's like saying Heineken is the best beer.
>>72056463
>online IQ tests
>>72056463
youre better than the vast majority of humans at pattern recognition
>>72056380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNKkLTYk6g
based latvia
>>72056463
It means nothing t.bh even kids can do iq tests
>>72056515
whats your go to brand of vermont syrup? doubt its better than this stuff
I'm going to burlington soonish, Ill buy the syrup you recommend and compare
>>72056525
no i had it professionally administered
>>72056538
Cheers, lad. Its a shame its the only song with english subs on YT.
But its also the most popular of our legionnaire songs, so its not a surprise.
Btw, Legionnaire day is in 7 days. Time to trigger international jewry, rt and russians :^)
>>72056392
I don't understand smoking inside, do they have no respect for their dwelling? Even when I used to smoke weed I would step outside no matter the temp to smoke my joint.
>>72056699
>putting yourself at risk of a cop busting your ass
>>72056699
they dont want to get caught, even thought theres places all over campus(even off campus) where people smoke all the time
>>72056579
Reported for maple syrup smuggling.
Marijuana should be banned
>>72056724
> cop busting your ass
In your front or back yard? What? Why would a cop even be in a residential unless you're in the ghetto?
>>72056614
Why are all the latvians i know faggots and wannabe-Nazis?_?
why did the sea reply to me?
>>72056778
i have cuck neighbors who would report me
>>72056839
youve angered poseidon
I hate latvia
>>72056772
What about alcohol?-? Alcohol is worse than weed ever could be
>>72056865
CALIGULA COME TO ME
>feel terrible all day
>want to die
>listening to a music playlist I made on Youtube
>a 1 hour compilation of medieval music comes up
>instantly feel happier
>>72056866
What are you, a Muslim?
>>72056847
Would the cops even come out to investigate a report of cannabis smoke on private property? Seems like a waste of everybody's time.
My neighbor 3 doors down is a cop, and I would still smoke regularly in my driveway at night or backyard during the day, never any issues.
>>72056892
Senate propaganda
>>72056926
Small town
Cops dont have much else to do
>>72056905
fag
>>72056962
no u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEeAN471boQ
>>72056905
Sumer is icumen in, lhude sing cuckoo
>>72056911
:/ you want to ban weed but not alcohol even though alcohol is a real drug and killed wy more people than weed..bit hypocritical of you
>>72056932
I am the senate
(i couldnt find the roman meme i wanted to post so i posted a cat)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfjPKne-Ziw
>>72057012
dude
I wish that qt Chile poster who played Pokemon would come back
>>72057077
Y-yes?_?
>>72057035
DeepDish is goat
>Deep dish
>>72057140
WEED
>be smallfoamybeerland
>sink
haha
>>72056986
10x better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E&t=2s
Find anything ironic about this photo?
are the beatles overrated
>>72057208
its ironic that someone like her can get so close to a goddess and not crumble to dust
>>72057208
no what
i'm with her
>>72057235
yes
>>72057285
with whomst?
>>72057192
Pls delet
Foamy beer makes the beer rly taste better imo desu desu desu
>>72057182
Lol lmao? Tbh i dont drink or smoke weed so often I dont really have the money for it but its kinda true what im saying right, why else do you want to ban weed then...the cons of alcohol outweigh weed much more
>>72057323
with her
>be small sissy dutch boy (girl)
>drown because your country sunk
LOL
>>72057336
I believe it should be legal too, I just like giving people shit because I'm a leaf. I used to smoke weed a lot, had to stop for a job, so now I just drink once every 2-3 weeks with friends.
>>72057246
That Emma is a huge feminist but the very thing that makes her famous is her beauty, not a single ounce of talent.
the gf
>>72057208
that woman has aged pretty well
if I was 60 i'd probably still bang her if she was my wife
>>72057431
what do you mean, she's dripping with talent
the gf
>>72057337
With whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es are you?
>>72057431
been saying that for ages lol
>>72057496
cute gf
think she'd ever release nudes?
>>72057496
she looks familiar
have I seen her in the movies, somewhere?
>>72057496
theory: sasha grey's public intellectualism is virtue-signalling to attract a small and cult following of nerds to keep her somewhat relevant despite falling out of favour with the mainstream industry
me
>>72054595
What is a pinoy?
>>72057606
the bastard child of SEA and a virud upon the west coast
>>72057549
me
>>72057606
One of the more highly evolved species of monkey
>be dutch
>youre actually a small foamy beer puddle
>>72057549
wish i didnt see him end up killing the guy
>>72057636
>>72057646
>>72057389
Dutch are not small pple tho...?_?
Dutch men at average are the tallest people in the world
>>72057356
:( do you like coffee without a creamy foam too? Its the same for beer desu
the gf just sent me this lads, wat do
>>72057606
>>72057644
>>72057549
>>72057659
Actually me
There's a bus line in my city that serves a very exclusive inner suburb and its mostly frequented by pinoy nannies and maids and the school age children of the richfags in their private school uniforms, weird bus to ride at 4pm desu
>>72057701
you're dating the biggest skank in the industry bud
>be a small sissy
>youre actually dutch
>>72057718
lol
what gaem
>>72057718
>you will never have elite skills like that
feels bad
*licks your face*
>>72057750
Rainbow Six Siege
>>72057782
wtf gross i can get aids from that
>>72057782
*mounts you on my wall*
careful lads, dont jump around too much
the netherlands might have a bad quake and sink
Why are rural folk so noisy? They're always either shooting guns, driving loud vehicles like ATVs and snowmobiles, mowing their immense lawns with loud mowers or shouting. Whats wrong with them? And this is true for rural folk almost anywhere, they're always loud and boisterous
>>72057882
kek
>>72056398
>>72057882
thnx for bullying me. I have to sleep now though. Bye
>>72057937
night denmark :3
>>72057952
D-denmark? Pls delet?
>>72057972
sorry easy mistake
night netherlands :3
>>72057937
dont leave and electric devices on, might just melt a polar cap and sink
>>72057999
>and
any*
reee
Are you enjoying International Womens' Vacation Day? I really, REALLY hope productivity numbers shoot up today, to send the real message.
riots are good because they remind common folk that civil order in cities is a charade
can't concentrate on anything
>>72058062
Loving every second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NEqlfWSOrQ&t=1s
>>72058180
try out that free dog blowjob and government sponsored rope
>>72058206
to this day, I still dont know what black guy eating a plant pic theyre referring to
>riots are good because they remind common folk that civil order in cities is a charade
I thought Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen were the same person until Iike 2010
>>72058233
Capitalists and le ebil corportations BTFO
>>72058280
well that solves that mystery
how about we go to shake shack, gang?
>>72058324
Lolis are fighting capitalism?
Communists aren't people.
I remember when I was little I took a bug's life VHS from a carrefour and my mom had to pay for it
it is my dad's favorite movie
>>72058381
THIS
H
I
S
>>72058389
>carrefour
Made up word
>>72058431
you don't have them in america?
>>72058389
>VHS
Made up word
>>72058180
try taking a big dump
why does bullying dutch sissies make me feel good?
>>72058479
whats with the security and suits?
>>72058479
Is this the Wal-mart of the third world?
>>72058545
close, its from france
>>72058545
I don't know it is a french company and we have wal-marts too
I wish my dick was both longer and girthier 2bh.
List of people.
1. Small government types
>tfw no gf
pretty funny desu
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/story-behind-ryan-gosling-german-awards-show-prank-984529
How do you cope with being a genetic dead end?
>tfw gf
>shaved 2 days ago
>already have another 5 o clock shadow
help
Buds
>>72058302
>>72058302
leafs are you ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkpe84rYOMs
Ist mein Deutscher hier jetzt?
>>72058841
wow a 5 oclock shadow in 2 days? you're a big boy now.
>>72059244
look at this post. this is how insecure you are when your only worth is the ability to grow facial hair
>>72059051
>>72059141
Not even worried kek
>>72057644
>MP40 with tacticool on picatinny
In what universe?
>>72059286
They call it a 5 oclock shadow because you shave in the morning, and by the time you get off work at 5 PM it's already growing back. Dumb fuck.
>tfw blonde with a light skin tone and hairy as fuck
Got a weird dice roll.
>>72059325
more evidence for the piles labeled "this guy is mad as fuck" and "shit nobody cares about"
>>72059291
>this is what Albertans believe
>>72059379
kek, the more oil they pump the more cheques we get
>>72059399
just keep harassing muslims with law concepts and she's all good
Let's play a game. Post something that's illegal in Canada. I'll start.
Islam is a shit religion.
I would give my right testicle to have sex with Taylor Swift, not even going to lie
>>72059506
milk cartons/jugs
>>72059506
Literally not illegal, should have went with lolis.
>>72059506
That isn't illegal. Not yet at least. We are slippery sloping our way to it though.
>>72059051
We've never been OK
>>72059506
I purposefully misgender transgenders
Hey /cum/
>>72059633
Every day we don't kill ourselves is a victory. Canada being a great country is such a meme.
>>72059696
Breh
>>72059349
jog on m8 i'm not the one trying to get (you)s by bragging about my 2 day beard.
>>72059459
quebecois are SJW faggots
literally absolute madmen spree shooters are the only people even close to repilled in cuckbec
>>72059696
Hi
made a PB&J with extra jelly
>>72059785
Better be strawberry preserves
>>72059702
Well, at least we can leave if we work hard
>>72059785
Made a PB&J with no PB
>I buy preserves
It's still windy as fug today
>americans unironically eat """jelly"""
cancer
>canadians unironically keep their dairy in bags
>sister asking for money again when parents have paid her rent for 6 months and her car payments
>>72059779
stop talking about things you know nothing of
*collapses*
>>72059901
lemme guess you're the annoying fag from quebec? or are you a different quebec persona.
OK, rural quebec is alright. Urban Quebec is a malignant tumor.
Jam > preserves > marmalade > jelly
>>72059815
That is unironically the plan.
>>72059956
>be canadian economy
Canada's economy is tied into ours. I don't want anything aboat it collapsed.
>canadian cost of living
I hope the Canadian economy collapses
donate to the Canadian paetron today
>>72059972
Me too. If I can get my PhD, I should be able to move to the states. I'm years away from that though.
>>72060017
You guys will be fine if we tank. You might need another wall, though.
Canadian economy
really sad about that Canadian economy desu, taken too soon
~~Official Pizza Topping Ratings~~
GOAT
>anchovies, olives, onions, mushrooms
Great
>feta, sausage, spinach, pepperocini
Good
>pepperoni, chicken, red peppers
Meh
>broccoli, zucchini, bacon
Shit
>BBQ sauce, potato slices, taco chips
Childish
>pineapple, mac n cheese
>>72060099
>he isn't childish
>olives
>feta cheese
>not liking bbq chicken pizza with red onions
>>72060099
This is mostly correct.
[struggle to pay bills internally]
Quebec is the reason Canada has fully institutionalized "multiculturalism"
Outside of separatism and seeking the protection and preservation of their own language, the vast majority of their policies are some parasitic socialist bullshit. Anti gun, pro abortion, pro fag, pro multicult and mass immigration (as long as it doesn't negatively impact quebec, of course)
in tha fookin garb it goes bud. And I like a lot of French Canadians as long as they aren't uppity pieces of shit, but the impact on modern Canadian political practices is undoubtedly negative.
>>72060125
t. child
>>72060125
t. child
>>72060099
Broccoli on pizza is an abomination, even worse than pineapple. It just burns and smells/tastes awful.
>>72060130
Californian's one and only contribution to the world.
>>72060186
we were the prime goal of manifest destiny
>>72059962
t. threatened by quebecois ethnostate of nationalism, socialism and green energy
They got rid of my naked chicken chalupa and now the special is some shitty crunchwrap what the fuck taco bell
>>72060036
how much is rent for a 1 person apartment in a major city in the us?
>>72060238
the TB on my campus still has both
but it says limited time only
>>72060226
technically if the french language did die we would have had less niggers and muslims, because France spread their language to shitty african countries.
>>72060238
The crunchwrap is ok tho
>>72060218
You're not the Pacific Ocean you gay baby
How do we (as a continent) take these smug quebeckers down a peg?
>>72060218
Now we're a commie shithole.
>>72060276
t. landlocked LOSER
>>72060276
That's where most of the ports are
>>72060282
By kissing and loving them
>>72055844
what a mentally disturbed person
>>72060282
Stop federal funding.
>>72060282
make low quality poutines and help other provinces take advantage of the maple syrup black market Quebec created by over taxing and over regulated the industry
>>72060282
Glass the cities
>>72060325
It's art you shitlord REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But seriously Hitler was right.
>>72060282
lay siege to it and catapult corpses over its walls
I secretly think about becoming a male prostitute
>>72060388
you're too ugly and have an appalling personality
As a matter of fact I think the long standing divide between Quebec and Anglo Canada speaks volumes in favor of the ideals of the traditional nation state. They've been crown clay for nearly 300 years and cooperation is still a joke. The average Quebecois acts like Montcalm ate that musket ball last week. I'm pro quebec independence, it means this bitch will get balkanized. No more alberta oil gibsmedats to keep the Levesques, Tremblays and Lacroixs of the world afloat.
>>72060407
you don't know me
>>72060407
That's a kink for some people.
>>72060388
What a complete and total loser you must be
>>72055350
Yes. This is a sample routine.
>Wake up 6-9am.
>Gym(you should train to have more energy not burn yourself out after a workout)
>work uber to make pocket money/go to part time job
>study
>click up with friends after 5-6pm
>smoke weed, cigarettes, munch out, play cards, etc untill 12-3am
>>72060433
i guess so long as he's a gay prostitute it could work.
>>72055350
I go running
>>72060471
He'd probably one of those guys who gets tied down and pooped on.
>>smoke weed, cigarettes
>tfw espresso and addy
Anyone in LA ever go to sunset or hollywood and try to pick up bitches off the street?
I know i have
>living in/near LA
>>72060544
If Trudeau had a stroke and his face got paralyzed, they would be pretty much the same I think
>canada elects a prettyboy
>america elects a madman
>>72060270
you'd have poos and loos instead, and much more of them
>>72060598
i think it's a weird angle and he's just fat
>>72060603
>Trudeau btfos transphobia
>Trump btfos Arnie
>>72060583
>not living in N. LA
You probably can't afford it. It's good now but we don't need you faggots moving here
>>72060561
No, I just hit on illegal Mexicans who are looking for bwc and a visa
>>72060648
>implying Id want to move down there
>>72060544
i still don't get the deal with trudeau. he looks good but not beyond what most young guys look like. he has obvious assymmetry and weak jaw/lips, and his overall skull shape is very feminine
>>72060661
How can you reject what you've never seen/experienced?
Go back to your grapes
>>72060681
you've sure thought about this a lot
>>72060721
Ive been down there 3 times
the traffics shit, the city's shit, and the people are assholes. Fuck pizza my heart, and fuck your highways
>>72060681
Women care a lot more about status. Because most politicians are old, fat, ugly or all 3, Trudeau is young enough and liberal enough to where he passes as rich, famous, and good looking while being down with the left wing.
tl;dr women have poor standards
>>72060652
You can literally do that in any city/convenience store
Guys
https://mobile.twitter.com/localbusinessco/status/839456634745176064
Friendly reminder that central coast is the only part of California that isn't absolutely abhorrent.
t. Lived all over this state
>>72060761
>Santa cruz
>expensive as fuck
>santa barbara
>see above
>monterey
>gee, I wish we were in santa barbara
>>72060759
Dismantle the CIA tbqhwy
>>72055350
yes
pic related, it's me
>>72060737
its been 2 years
>>72060741
La traffic is bad
N. LA traffic is not
I don't know where the fuck you went
Back to texas with you
>>72060826
Stop posting pictures of my wife's bf's gf.
>>72060813
do you have a crush on my prime minister?
>>72060852
santa clarita, I think
really close to the grapevine
>>72060887
No, I think he's a handsome man though. However every single time he opens his mouth he becomes punchable. His mannerism are enraging.
>>72060917
Fair response.
>>72060334
banane republique maintenant!
>>72060912
That's where I live. We are not LA.
>self appointed cali pro
>>72061006
>implying Im not
>>72061039
>implying you've ever been below sacramento
New
>>72061068
>>72061071
I can tell you for a FACT that I did
Ive driven down 5 tons of times, and past that godawful ranch with a square mile of cow shit