Dutch Islands

File: North Sea island billede.jpg (51KB, 550x307px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 550x307px

for """""""""""""""""""""windmills"""""""""""""""""""""

oy vey our secret plan has been revealed

>>72049962
Mad you weren't invited?

>>72049981
How are Dutch people literally perfect?

>>72050343
Centuries of selective breeding

File: 1464875501186.jpg (562KB, 1563x2084px) Image search: [Google]

562KB, 1563x2084px

>implying we won't turn it into a military base

>>72049962
It should be called the North Netherlands Sea tbqh

File: 1461641716768.png (283KB, 600x700px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 600x700px

>>72050343
offshore is a meme

>>72050512
indeed
masta race

>>72050581
Why did you guys steal Russia's flag?

:0)

>>72050581
that is probably the only tank you have

>>72050664
fun fact: czar Peter I modelled the modern Russian flag on the Dutch one, after his travels to the shipfactories

>>72050657
that article is fake btw

>>72050581
>military base

Last I heard your """""soldiers""""" were training without bullets

>>72049962
>Dutch do this
>China does the same thing and everyone freaks out

File: bestiality holland.png (16KB, 597x120px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 597x120px

>>72050784
proof
is this a faked too?

File: 1466677160932.png (21KB, 610x600px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 610x600px

>>72050664

File: comp_bangbang_01.png (2MB, 1232x884px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1232x884px

>>72050821

File: article-0-1603BA7C000005DC-804_638x377.jpg (31KB, 638x377px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 638x377px

>>72050928

>>72050849
Only China does it in waters that are not their own according to international conventions.

China's islands would be pretty much equivalent to us building islands off the coast of Normandy.

>>72050856
>>72050943
>>72050724
>>72050657
somebody is jealous of our seafaring brethren i see

>>72050856
yep

http://af.reuters.com/article/idAFTRE61137420100202

only source I can find and not reliable
bestiality is illegal here too

>>72050856
Do you honestly think the jizz of one guy can reach 500 people? He must have balls made of coconuts.

>>72050821
That's """"news"""" is from a few years ago. Lots of foreign deployments (Mali, Afghanistan, Syria, etc.) caused an ammo shortage mainly among reservists.

>>72050984
>cant even find the right color
0/10

>>72050928
Sometime when I see a Russian flag in the dark I mistake it for the Lithuanian and vice versa.

>>72051050
be careful friend, russkies may be annexing you by replacing flags and borderposts

>>72050992
other things make me jealous
not holland

>>72051004
>bestiality is illegal here too
it sure is in the most degenerate country of the planet
north korea is a democratic country

File: 1487447509947.png (928KB, 1440x1328px) Image search: [Google]

928KB, 1440x1328px

>>72050984

File: Top_10_Adult_Website_Host_Countries_n.jpg (151KB, 960x684px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 960x684px

>>72050856
You know we have the most datacenters in Europe.

File: 1476977669699.jpg (71KB, 600x656px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 600x656px

>>72050986
>when you remember guernsey and jersey

File: simon mol.jpg (14KB, 229x281px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 229x281px

>>72051022
>Do you honestly think the jizz of one guy can reach 500 people?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Mol
best part
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Mol#Initial_testing_panic

>>72051166
FACT: Guernsey and Jersy were buildt by PREHESTORIC, PRE-CHRISTRIAN MELANIN-RICH DUTCHMEN to inhabit, until evil whitey norman expelled them and stole their culture.

could the raf and royal navy #shutitdown if needed?

File: 1484187197926.png (329KB, 962x881px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 962x881px

>>72051272
well?

File: trompenkareldoorman.jpg (2MB, 4360x2907px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4360x2907px

>>72051272
>Harpoons being phased out on all RN vessels
>only small anti-ship missiles carried by the Lynx/Wildcat left
>RAF getting BTFO by SM-2s, (possibly) SM-3s and ESSMs

The Fifth Anglo-Dutch War will be a quick but swift victory for us my friend

File: Doggerland.jpg (615KB, 1962x2005px) Image search: [Google]

615KB, 1962x2005px

>>72049962
They're trying to resurrect Doggerland.

>>72049962
reee dutch fuck off

File: HMS-Queen-Elizabeth-Masthead.jpg (368KB, 1500x1090px) Image search: [Google]

368KB, 1500x1090px

>>72051523
With our 2 new ramp carriers we will conquer the north sea.

>>72050856
there is literally nothing wrong with that

>>72050849
It's just a small island

File: 1.png (48KB, 500x282px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 500x282px

>>72051166
>>72051260

File: d100518as1073-a.jpg (2MB, 3000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3000x2000px

>>72051759
*teleports behind you*

nothing personal, Lizzy

File: Royal Navy.jpg (2MB, 5952x3648px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 5952x3648px

>>72051869
hmmmmmmm

>>72051869
>>72051915
Dutch subs a cute

>>72051655
rightful Dutch clay

>>72051928

>A FUCKING RAMP

>>72051272
Then you'll be breaching our territorial waters. I do think Germany, Denmark and Norway will have our back if you'll do that.

File: United-NL-&-BL.jpg (213KB, 1600x1216px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 1600x1216px

>>72051869
gebruik deze miemplaat voortaan

>>72052098
lol no

>>72051869
>>72051928
Not really fair if you combine the ships of 1 class into 1 silhouette desu, and our version is missing training, patrol, dive and hydrographic survey vessels. Also the Belgian Navy is under Dutch command so you could include their frigates, minehunters and other vessels as well.

File: stern-carving-decoration-royal-charles-4mb.jpg (3MB, 2540x2080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2540x2080px

>>72051928
hmmmmm

>>72052201
shit nigga, everybody is waiting for a chance to beat britain bully. ill be glad for the chance

File: Type 45 destroyer, Type 26, Type 23, Type 31, Batch 3 OPV.png (186KB, 899x1069px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 899x1069px

>>72051928
Type 26 and Type 31 will replace Duke-class at some point in the 2020s. We need many more ships though, bare bones at the moment.

>>72052170
Nice m8 that's a better image.

>>72052086
not even we stoop that low

>>72052483
You're lucky if your carrier ever gets out of dry-dock, it's in there so often.

>>72052202
The British would get support from New Zealand, Australia, Canada and probably the US as well. So I don't think we have anything to fear...

File: 214.jpg (45KB, 341x500px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 341x500px

>>72054273
>New Zealand, Australia, Canada

>>72052202
>>72054273
And they have nukes. We know how to produce them, but producing them wouldn't be accepted by the international community.

>>72054550
You know a Dutch/British company produces more than a third of the worlds uranium.

>>72055071
For us making nukes is literally a matter of just assembling it.

File: Vanguard-Class-submarine.jpg (1MB, 2709x1806px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2709x1806px

>>72054550
>And they have nukes

There's usually one Vanguard-class sub patrolling the north sea at all times with nuclear missiles. They'll be replaced by the Dreadnought-class in 20 years though.

>>72054479
he looks super dutch lol