/brit/

Don't care about the budget. Politics is boring

Nemesis Inferno

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prod phenotype

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need a 2nd bf

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>>72047842
>cucktholic genes

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just bought some ''''''''''''''''''''flavoured water''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
literal sugar water

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susan

If Korean Pop is KPop

Is Chinese Rap Crap?

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Making poop at work lads

>>72047939
water is the superior non alcoholic drink

>>72047743
Ah yes, making fun of disabled people.

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screeching

>>72047958
all rap is crap so yes

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can someone swap canada and ireland in this image, thanks x

>>>/cgl/9373700
>>>/cgl/9373700
>>>/cgl/9373700

this is marvellous

>>72047981
how thoughtful :)

>>72047958

yea

proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhH9afSvgdM

>>72047961
Hey me too

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I think my time has come.

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>>72048028

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>>72047977
good goy

Mental to think that all existence comes down to guys squirting cum into girls' vaginas

off to do the dishes, want to see something nice for when i come back

eating a carrot

>>72048061 see >>72048065

Can't believe how boring politics is who the fuck cares

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ah yes cucktholics

>>72048007

Quid says that's a lad.

>>72048057
what about test tube babies

hmmmm? hmm.

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>>72048028

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Wish I were a cute maid that got to wear a cute uniform

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Pretty sure my hair has begun to recede. I'm 19. Only hope is the same thing happened to my dad early but he's like 55 now and it's stayed the same.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Started going into work at 7am, to stop myself drinking on weeknights

It's weird being the only person there that early. For example, I thought the plants in the office were fake, but it turns out the cleaners water them before anyone gets in which is why they stay alive

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>>72048082

ah yes

>>72048159
>the cleaners water them before anyone gets in which is why they stay alive

Sp-oooo-key

>>72048134
t.settled down but insecure about it so needs to put others down

>>72047743
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>>72048158
>Anonymous 03/08/17(Wed)18:29:53 No.7204
>>72048159
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>>72048193

t./r/unitedkingdom

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>>72048061

listening to little T

>>72048217
all me

>>72047961
>Making poop
how are you doing that, with your hands?

can you bongs help me identify this song? when i was a kid in middle school our english teacher would let us listen to a song that went like this

" brittania brittania brittania knows the days"

>>72048231
add water to ontbijtkoek

*poops*

ainsley i'll call it

watching the lovely autism of EU4 videos on youtube

>>72048238
akon - NASA

>>72048193
>ISIS
>the return of the caliphate
lol

>>72048238
Sorted for Es and Wizz by Pulp

the fuck are we giving scotland £350m for?

>>72048253
>poops
fuck off yank

>>72048238
bratkilla - anal cunt (ft. maksim)

Just got back from the gymnasium

m-m-m-memphis track boy

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reminder

>>72048238
eminem - the real slim shady

You lads making a March Madness bracket this year?

why would anyone buy a bouquet of flowers when potted plants last way longer?

>>72048253
fuck off

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"Fuck off yank!"

had a sip of water and my whole thorax felt iced cold for a moment

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>>72048217
thanks dickhead

fUck OFff!!

>>72048238
it ain't me - ccr

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>>72048333
>>72048312
>>72048309
>>72048296
>>72048280
>>72048255
JF OUT

>>72048358
all me

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>>72048358

>72048358
>posts anime
Shall not be taking you seriously

>>72048217
>>72048358
all me

Had a posh wank today AND yesterday

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business idea: eat dirt and turn it into poo

enjoy it when some sperg decides to drop in and post some random weebshit out of context because it means I can filter it and not see it elsewhere

did a lot of shit just to live this here lifestyle

>>72048385
heh

can't wait for paddys day on sunday
best day out in brum all year

>>72048377
Normally I'd start posting anime but karenlad is a retard so carry on.

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the 'gf

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Fascism? Not a fan.

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>>72048433

>>72048451
post it anyway

young thug best vocalist of this century so far

>>72048433
what's a paddys day

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

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Me and the lads.

>>72048482
I'll save it for later mate.

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>>72048433
Pints at the Aston Tavern?

>>72048508
but then all the wagies (me) will be asleep

yes sir i want your sauce

very happy with that piece of furniture that arrived a day early

>>72048487
st patricks day
>>72048519
nah will be down digbeth la

peng gyal dem wine pon mi cocky

Sipping on a cold 1664, the lager of choice from your average supermarket/corner-shop selection tbqh.

>>72048506
this is why I don't allow my runts any clothing

>>72048564
don't understand german sorry

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what are you all doing in here?

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aaaaaaaah yes

reddit

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brexit was a mistake

went to the barber earlier lads

thought about getting the hitler youth cut but i didn't

>>72048595
vocaroo all this i cba to read

>>72048595
what does communism have to do with the word nigger

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>>72048595
get over it kid, communism is taking over

>>72048218
lovely eyes

>>72048595
all me

>>72048617
what cut you get

i'm going barber tomorrow

Gonna dive into a 900 page Pulitzer winner on the Vietnam war tbqh lads

>barber
sorry, you meant the hair salon?

Finished that think I let you lads know about a few months back, decided that croutons shouldn't exist.

>>72048561
What's that?

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haha just spoiled the movie for you

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>tfw /brit/ is no longer a fascist echochamber

>>72048713
>watching capeshit

runt.

Not had my hair cut by someone other than myself and i get compliments on it often

>>72048595
>/his/
>left wing
ah yes Protestant vs Catholic shitflinging, neo-monarchists, and holocaust deniers, very left wing indeed

>>72048713
>thinking I watch kids films

lol

>>72048713
don't care

movies have been shit for the past several years

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commies are paddy tier

>>72048655
the justin bieber cut

Business idea: Buy sticky rice, japanese curry sachets and breaded chicken breasts so I can eat chicken katsu every day for a pittance

>>72048676
Would absolutely bum him.

>>72048713
heard good things about this, might give it a watch if i can be arsed, don't really mind wolverine films

is she our girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJB8l5woNvg

>>72048774
/brit/ is an Irish communist general

>>72048754
not true

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haha just spoiled the movie for you :))

konosuba wednesday

>>72048676
he's cute

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Superior road design hypothesis: Michigan Lefts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fshW_O_XggI

>>72048685
the irish quarter la
will be drinking in a pub that was built in 1368

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

>>72048827
dogshit

just got back from t' gym lads

>>72048680
no i meant the barber

only gays go to salons

>currently live in London, lead a normie lifestyle with gf etc.

>the idea of moving to a cheaper area and living on my own in a small (but nice) flat, buying a autism PC and 3 monitors is quite appealing to me, even though there would be fuck all to do and no decent women there

>>72048811
what is that?

we are all quentins diamond dogs

>>72048811
I can't even tell what the fuck this is.

>>72048802
you mean radical centrist

>>72048866
cool it with the homophobia

>>72048871
after you do that become a twink and get all that twitch bux from streaming

/brit/ is a pakistani nationalist general

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business idea: make a podcast about anarcho-capitalism

business idea 2: turn it into a cult to scam suckers out of their cash

>>72048840
Ooo sounds fancy

REEEEEEE

FUCK IT

TIME FOR A BEER
OR EIGHT HAHAHAHAHAH

>>72048713

no idea what film this is

>>72048924
Literally all the parties ocer there are centrist

>>72048937
dont do it lad have a cuppa insteadx

>>72048933
>fancy
it's not, it's the post industrial part of town
full of derelict warheouses

KONOSUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72048968
I need something to stop the thoughts

for dindin: bowl of rice and a pear

Is it wrong for me to find a 19yr old at work attractive> (I'm 24)

Measure S got defeated lads

only like 30% of voters voted yes

very good

quite peckish but im having some chuggy instead, less calories the better haha

>>72048827
umm sweetie...

roundabouts are the best form of junction

>>72049002
Nope

the communist presence has greatly improved /brit/

>>72049002
No, if she didn't work with you i'd say pipe her.

>>72049002
half your age plus 7 rule
it's fine, just about

>>72048983
Like Peaky Blinders?

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posting the world's best haircut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W5O9AdbLO8

ket

>>72049051
every runt has this

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>>72049033
*loudly guffaws at your post*

>>72049049
yes, that was partly based in digbeth

Time to stick the ol' brown rice on

>>72049027
>roundabouts

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>72049051
PN: Only looks good on excessively handsome men

>>72049051
wont look good on your fat face x

>>72049090
jojo reference?

There is not one single female TV weatherwoman I would not shag.

why does tim make the same videos every day of him covering the same songs

>>72049078
it only looks runtish if you don't have the face for it so anyone with a weak jaw and chin is gonna look like moronic

Noticing a bit of fat gain from this bulk lads, would quite like to cut already hehe

There is not one single male TV weatherwoman I would not shag.

>>72049048

where did this dumb normie meme originate?

finna chase the bugs

>>72049114
>Why does /brit/ post the same shit every day?

Autism

>>72049133
lol ok kid

>>72049114
he's mentally ill

have been eating a single bowl of rice for dinner since a few days now
hope to keep this routine for the rest of my life

>>72049146
fuck off
if you doubt the rule, you're probably a nonce

/brit/ is an neo-vegan manichaeist theocracy general

taigs? nah, not a fan tbqh

>>72049155
>>72049163
hmm

>>72049098
it looks good on everyone you literally cannot go wrong with that cut

irish reunification in this decade?

>>72049236
25 years desu

>>72049191
enjoy your beetus la

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doing an amritsar

>>72049236
>this decade
literally impossible

>>72049236
Yes, before marijuana legalization in the UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQSCb2VhIhw

>tim calls sticky notes "stickers"

hmmmmmm

>>72049191
alri Chang

>>72049236
Once we leave the EU, Ireland are fee to declare war with the backing of France, Germany et al

>>72049236
scottish independence is more likely

>>72049268
Cannabis kills, why would we legalise it?

>>72049279
>with the backing of France, Germany et al
Not when the US exist.

>>72049291
why would norn irn even stick around if scotland's out

*orgasms in complete silence*

>>72049236
hopefully

Get Britain out of Ireland and NATO

>>72049301
>implying the US give a shit about Britain

i smoke weed bitch

>>72049002
Are you literally retarded? no it's not wrong.

>>72049294
Shut up nerd

>leave the EU
>norn and scotland leave us
>all we're left with is wales and a bunch of islands scattered around the globe

ah yes much better
but at least we got our sovereignty back, eh lads?

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>hopefully
>Get Britain out of Ireland and NATO

>>72049002
fuck off amir

>>72049334
We're already implying people give a shit about Ireland.

>>72049355
scotland and NI are irrelevant

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>>72049377

rolling a spliff and the police can't do naff all about it

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>long day at work
>driving home
>see this as you enter town
>tfw

>>72049250
people have been eating rice for thousands of years and its only in our contemporary times that rice is qualified dangerous? oh piss off
what causes diabetes and others is a sedentary lifestyle and fat/sugar, not stuff like rice

>>72049446
Pics

>>72049471
people have also been noncing for thousands of years doesn't make it okay

Business idea: rice with various nacho dips

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badly need to fill up the 'dora folder lads

post what you have, the rarer the better

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>>72049537

any sightings of the luddie?

taig you're it

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>>72049537

just farted so hard I could hear and feel the springs in my mattress move

>>72049517
>muh noncing

it's only noncing if they're prepubescent

>>72049550
hmmm...

be VERY careful....

mmhmmm....

>>72049517
doesn't it though?

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>>72049476
fine

favourite subreddits lads?

r/socialism and r/atheism for me

>>72049566
nuh uh! you were already snout!

if a lass asked you to shit on her chest, would you?

>>72049517
what i meant is that populations who heavily relied on rice in their diet didn't all have diabetes problems isn't it? another fake study funded by atlantico-zionists to make occidentals eat what's really bad and leave behind an ancestral heritage of healthy food

Apparently women around the world were going to stay at home today in protest

Didn't even notice they were gone

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>>72049609
Your nuggs are looking dead lad

>>72049609
absolute state of that bud

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>>72049609
not cheeky at all lad

Hammond literally BTFO Corbyn today with that dirverless technology quip

>>72049624
i honestly don't think i could bring myself to do so

my extremely hairy arsecrack spread wide for her to see as i proceed to poo on her chest is just too much to handle

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>atlantico-zionists
>occidentals

>>72049609
strain looks like literal poo

>>72049625
>and leave behind an ancestral heritage of healthy food
except it's not ours

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when will virgin shaming stop, lads?

>he smokes weed past the age of 18

wew

>>72049731
am still allowed to steal it innit

>>72049609
state of this whole picture. druggies are fucking grim cunts

>>72049667
it cost me £30 for the Q whereas that Q cost me £50
it really is awful weed though
>>72049671
>>72049690
>>72049705
see above
it is literal poo

>>72049743
when you lose your virginity

>>72049741
is this oc? might save this if you do not mind lad

>>72049743
Reckon we should form some sort of union for virgins.

business idea: start an international auction for Northern Ireland so we can get rid of it

planning a men's march against all this women shite lads

who's with me?

>>72049803
ye just happened a min ago x

>>72049743
I don't shame you lot, but I can't help but pity the obvious ones that do the virgin walk etc.

Not because they're virgins, not a big deal imo, just the way they carry themselves.

>>72049811
virgins unite

going to bed early tonight so international women's day ends sooner

>>72049811
Do we all shag each other at it so we can pretend we're not really virgins?

>>72049762
meant that what's been good for them might not be good for us

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Todays macros lads

>>72049860
idk in the study it wasn't specified that europeans had more chance to be affected by the so-called bad deeds of white rice
and all im seeing is that asian people are overall quite fit even until their old age. surely genetics enter into this but nutrition plays a big part too

i'm a proud member of the Virgin Union

anyone else want to join h-haha

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what did he mean by this

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What is the divine individual?

>>72049916
oink oink

>>72048147
absolute state of this thread

>>72049951
What did he mean by this

He's not wrong lads

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/839537873317740546

SAVE TONIGHT
FIGHT THE BREAK OF DAWN
COME TOMORROW
TOMORROW I'LL BE GONE

>>72050014
I think he means that you are a fat little piggy, la

>>72050039
jesus christ

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>>72050051
it makes me unreasonably angry when scottish 'people' (mostly glaswegians) type in their dialect

>>72050108
it's not unreasonable

jim the washing machine salesman who likes coke and rentboys is still in favour in the labour party

>>72050065
If you think 2500 calories is how much a fat cunt eats you must be a skeleton

>>72049027
Roundabouts are inferior for heavy traffic loads

>>72050051
Not his best work

doing a post :D

>>72050137
>muh heavy traffic loads

just have less cars

>>72049918
grandfather is 93, still splits his own wood
had sardines for breakfast everyday, loved pastries, ate well, regular food
No need to spend your life eating like a japanese to gain a few years.

>>72050108
t. Sleeps with his socks on

>>72050051
gas scotland

>>72050156
>less cars
ahah alright Cambodia

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Accidentally clicked on 3 singles instead of an accy

FML

>>72049823
good idea
the money we get should be donated to me

>>72050184
>accidently
you can't put that on as an accy because they clash with eachother
fuck off dumb casual

>>72050149
intresding

nod realy :DDDDDDDDDDD

>the 'rents are looking after a parrot for a week
>now have to listen to this cunt literally screech when I'm home

The cunts. Don't even tell me this shit is happening until an hour before. Don't even give me a say when I pay for half of rent.

>>72050184
>r:r of 1.22

you are better off giving that money to charity or going to a casino la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrQtUAmsPpE

>deano and his fellow runts will pay money for this

doing a bellow

>>72050236
>I pay for half of rent.
your parents still rent
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
senpai

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>>72050229

bought a jacket

>>72050184
Are you putting anything on Barca winning 5-0?

>>72050292
don't care what jacket so don't tell us
bet it's shit anyway

>>72050303
football yank

>>72050292
legend

black housemate is a philistine who eats his steak well done

can't believe at the start of the year he described himself as a "foodie" to me

he's an absolute runtoid

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what emoji pack he got???

>>72050292
camo jacket i hope

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>>72050316

>>72050292
Pics? xx

Might buy a new jacket myself soon.

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>>72050316
my bf
back off

>>72050134
it's not just the amount of calories

>meat
>meat
>and more meat
>sugar and butter laden cookies to top it off

where are the veggies, whole grains, fiber, and fruits

runt-tier/10

>software engineer in US: 80-100k
>software engineer in UK: 40k

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