/brit/

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/trashy gf/

is there a reason why more intelligent carnivores like monkeys and bears dont cook with fire

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imagine reading this and thinking it's clever or good poetry
cannot understand the mind of the normie

>>72042677
they don't have to

I mean, we can eat most meat raw if it's fresh, but cooked food tastes a lot better

>>72042677
how would they make fire lol

>>72042700
that's rupi kaur isn't it? i recognise the shitty drawings and crap prose

normies like to portray themselves as cultured

>>72042677
not intelligent enough.

Sun Kil Moon coming to Sydney but it's $55
a rort if ever I saw one

Is /u/Heknarf ITT?

most humans wouldn't be able to make a fire also. due to lack of knowledge and skill however.

>>72042754
>that's rupi kaur isn't it?
yep
They like to portray themselves as cultured but only ever read stuff that could be written by literally anyone

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my dog killed both of my cats

>>72042811
Good doggo

10-2

XDD

>>72042726
exactly. it tastes better so why dont they do it aswell. its weird that weve evolved to cook but they havent

>>72042752
there are lots of ways to light a fire apart from matches

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>>72042811

Ah yes, raise taxes on self-employed, that will pay for the brexit cock up

Rupi Kaur and Frida Kahlo are red flags for any gally

>>72042700
Excuse me
Standing on one leg
I'm half-caste

Explain yuself
Wha yu mean
When yu say half-caste
Yu mean when picasso
Mix red an green
Is a half-caste canvas

>>72042836
>>72042854
my kitchen was a fucking mess. he ripped both of them to shreds. can't believe it

>>72042811
ah yes, the self-styled man's best friend

>>72042870
i'd never heard of rupi kaur before but frida kahlo is the visual arts equivalent definitely. FUCK i hate normies and their shit taste in literally everything

>>72042907
He deserves a treat.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39196579

>1307. Posted by Eepeeoh on
>2 minutes ago
>The time has come to set a budget that rewards Brexit voters and throws remainers out on the street to starve, along with their children. Only then will the country move forward.

Thoughts?

>>72042907
never heard of this ever happening before 2bh.

>>72042847
fire's difficult to make
plus they don't need to do it

>>72042912
what do you like?

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oh my god.... this is so true....

>>72042912
I'm sure your taste is patrician, right?

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>>72042870
>Kahlo
even worse, she was a Trotskyist

>>72042907
What did you do to the dog?
I would put him down 2bh

>>72042907
That's pretty terrible.

>marxists who think we don't need to be feminist because the revolution will sort everything out

literally fuck yourself you cunt

>>72042939
neither have I, he's not even viscous or one of those unpredictable breeds he's a german shepherd. he was just lying on the floor looking like he'd ripped up the post when I came home

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got ip banned from the fucking archive...
why??

>>72042953
2deep4me

>>72042970
Trotsky did nothing wrong desu.

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>I don't rate Frida Kahlo

I keep shoving objects up my arse when wanking and now I cannot cum unless the prostate is being stimulated

>>72042943
visual artists edward hopper or maybe francis bacon are my favourites personally, in terms of literature/poetry I guess Faulkner is one of my favourites. They can like other things obviously I just hate seeing utter shite portrayed as clever when it's not, every girl who like rupi kaur likes her because she believes the same things as them. Every time a normie says "I like Frida Kahlo" they mean "a 'clever' person believes the same thing as me, therefore it's good"
REEEEEE

>>72042970
wew tell me more

>>72042971
don't know what to do I've had him for years and I love him

>>72042939
Same, you hear about dogs going mental and killing babies occasionally though.

>>72042953
our backs. tell stories. no books have. the spine to.

...

carry.

>POO education

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What's it like living in a small, remote village? I'm thinking of living in a rural area in Devon where I'll work with animals or something

>>72043022
she's not a bad artist but girls like her because she was ugly

Struggling to breathe right now
think it might be the air quality

>>72043064
...

curry.

>>72042970
no she wasnt, she sold trotsky out to the stalinists
jesus why are all the communists here historically and politically illiterate mongs? She had an affair with him then told the stalinists where he was

>>72043068
There are no jobs.

>>72042677
There has been evidence of some groups of monkeys using sharpened sticks to hunt small mammals

>>72043068
incredibly boring
you have to drive everywhere
poor services
other people in the village will be dicks to you unless you're ~in~ with them

>>72042953
I'm not really into poetry but in my opinion that is a clever use of words and I can appreciate it. Like it's impressive to condense that message into 11 words and squeeze a pun in there too

i like pets

>>72042991
>he's a german shepherd
...

>>72043079
>no she wasnt, she sold trotsky out to the stalinists
hello where is the proofs

>>72042997
*unplugs the router*

don't tell me you're a static cuck?

>>72043058
So what you're saying is that you have heard of it.

>>72043079
>she sold trotsky out to the stalinists

Source?

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>she's not a bad artist but girls like her because she was ugly

for some reason after kippers i always fancy coffee

FUNNY ISNT IT

>>72043040
If you loved your cats you should pur him down.
He wont stop now and would kill neighbour cats as casual deal.
Dogs like this are dangerous

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>>72042983
fuck off runt

>>72043131
girls like rupi kaur because she says it's ok to be an ugly mediocre mess (as she herself is)

>>72043167
t. "feminist. Photographer. Vegan. Take me on an adventure"

>>72043159
No.

I can't even imagine how a dog would catch a cat in a kitchen.

>47.2% of households with a cat had at least one person educated to degree level, compared with 38.4% of homes with dogs

dog owners in tatters

>>72043019
he was a Menshevik wrecker and revisionist

>>72043186
wew

*says some shite that isn't deep at all, basically facebook tier shite*
*spaces it out so it looks like a poem*
ahh

>>72043185
I live in the countryside, no other cats come in my garden and I don't have any young relatives. definitely won't be letting him off the lead around other animals or kids anymore though

>>72043222
>if i say enough buzzwords that i dont understand, that'll make them true!
not even a trot but tankies are literally 14 years old

>>72043218
t. Travel & Tourism from Teesside catfag

>>72043246
dont care

>>72043246
that's t*mblr for you

Ah yes, the so-called man's best """friend""".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW5dfRoG7Q

Face it, dogs are domesticated by humans and there's the possibility they will go mental, cats are self-domesticating and aren't likely to do something as insane. Russia will tell you all about stray dog packs attacking people in cities.

>>72043246
dont forget the shit ms paint drawing

>>72043218
If you take away staffies and other chav breeds it would be 80% for dog owners.

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>t. "feminist. Photographer. Vegan. Take me on an adventure"

>>72043246
we must
secure the existence
of
our people
and a future for
white children

>>72043263
childhood is being an ancom
adulthood is being a Leninist

>>72043193
"Intersectionality is a must. PS no manlets"

@72043279
Ah yes, a paki desperately trying to defend cats by shitting on dogs

>>72043279
>hero
>cat
pick one. cats are selfish, stupid and unempathetic and have only ever helped humans accidentally.

>>72043245
>>72043036
dumb tripfag

>>72043353
stop

>>72042638
fuck you for stealing picardia and making an unfunny meme of it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuCT4PmurY

>>72043318
literally every denomination of marxism is inherently idealist and childhood-tier
>>>/socialscience/

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hello lads

>>72043375
fuck you for trying to steal our islands

>>72043392
>inherently idealist

if i say enough buzzwords that i dont understand, that'll make them true!

mean to be writing an essay today but just been watching zelda all day

>>72043402
bellowing

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>>72043402

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>literally every denomination of marxism is inherently idealist and childhood-tier
>>>>/socialscience/

>>72043402
lol

>>72043402
terrible attempt at mockery

be better

>>72043222
>revisionist

Ah yes, the Marxist equivalent of shouting cuck at someone.

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fuck women

>>72043343
>>72043348
Ah yes, you should leave your dog alone with your future baby one day. Haha.

>>72043392
>idealist
marxism is materialist, not idealist
read hegel
read marx
read engels

>>72043420
not an argument.
communism has never worked in REALITY because it is IDEALIST. the absolute fucking state of commies

>>72043434
going to take a shot in the dark that you're the same lass defending frida kahlo itt

bossman let me get a 2-2 drink

*hisses at you from the confines of my cage*
*reaches a hand through the bars to scrabble at your coat*

>>72043392
Pretty sure Lenin and Trotsky were not idealist even in the slightest.

>>72043446
Here is a better idea:

Don't

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>>72043440
"fuck women" he types as he adds a screenshot of a video game

>>72043402
noice
>>72043419
i don't see yout name on them, chump

>paki leaves his baby alone with a cat

>>72043440
I would if they'd let me

>>72043445
A loyal dog would give his life to protect a baby. A cat would, at best, sleep through a baby being murdered and at worst would eat his remains.

>>72043468
who is frida kahlo?

You tried desperately to be funny and it failed.

*toys with the idea of getting runescape membership again*

Hmmmm

>>72043497
I'm just saying that if you have complete confidence in dogs, you should be able to say, leave them in the living room while you go in the garden or something.

dogs are for autistic psychopaths and single women (that fuck them)

>>72043523
ummmm bit rude? x

>>72043466
think you are confusing idealism and Utopian here

>>72043446
right-wingers don't read though

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It's time to face reality, you moronic communists. We're never, NEVER going to stray that far to the left in this country.

So what's the point in even having your inane political beliefs? Fuck all of you

>>72043548
Yes, you're a paki that hates dogs. We get it.

>>72043564
>right-wingers don't read though
ummm try again sweety x

Cat and baby
https://youtu.be/XMIhL63KPxw

Dog and baby
https://youtu.be/ZgE-ZRvlIlk

Case closed

>>72043489
The edgy quote is why I posted it

>>72043524
just buy a bond in game

>>72043486
as expected from a rightcuck

>tfw no brit bf

>>72043577
Don't hate dogs generally. I just don't think they're suitable to be pets at all when in this very thread you've seen what they're capable of.

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theres no pictures of sue with animals apart from her toy panda

>>72043592
the cat's attacking the baby because the baby's attacking the cat

also the parents are being irresponsible

dogs can just be trianed

>>72043592
>person filming the cat one not doing anything
shit parents
however i do have to admit that baby fully deserved it after twatting the cat

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>tfw no dog-eating waifu

>>72043588
>but I read paragraphs from Evola and Mein Kampf that /pol/tards post
ummmmmmm how about no sweety

>>72043629
disgusting

>>72043524
which one? OSRS or nu-RS?

i had membership on runescape back in like 2007, was p good tbqhwyf

>>72043565
'sheed

cats are for pakis, poofs and women

dogs are for real men

>>72043645
guarantee i've read more socialist theory than you have, fat boy

15 CANS OF STELLA

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>It's time to face reality, you moronic communists. We're never, NEVER going to stray that far to the left in this country.
>So what's the point in even having your inane political beliefs? Fuck all of you

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>>72043649

>>72043677
proofs

*gets knocked down*
but
*I get up again*

>>72043636
>cat thinks babies are dangerous
brainlet animals, wipe them out
>>72043641
cat owners are all sociopaths

why would somebody post a link to an image on an imageboard? This just happened to me and I'm genuinely confused. What cancerous site that doesn't let you embed images in posts is this individual spilling over from?

>>72043696
Has there ever been a man less well suited to running a large country?

Sucking a lollipop ;P

>at one point in history actual strong and masculine working class men fought for socialism when they were oppressed under feudalism
>therefore me and my physically repulsive weak friends are going to bring about the revolution by posting about it on 4chan and cramming tons of xenoestrogen foods into our body

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>why would somebody post a link to an image on an imageboard? This just happened to me and I'm genuinely confused. What cancerous site that doesn't let you embed images in posts is this individual spilling over from?

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>>72043763
lel why are you so obsessed with projecting an image of yourself as a macho man online?
reeks of insecurity
socialism has never been about masculinity

Doing a buy of mason jars

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dogs are so loyal and amazing it makes me want to cry. we don't deserve them.

>>72043489
the two don't contradict each other

>>72043799
good lad get us a pack too

why is this lad thats defending frida kahlo so upset about that walking man drawing?

>>72043811
shan't

>>72043705
you want a list of socialist books i've read?
Well first the communist manifesto, then das kapital, then trotsky "on literature and art", the german ideology, and a couple zizek books. I've read much more communist literature than the average communist has but i have the feeling you're going to get into a pissing contest with me and say "well i've read MORE communist books"

>>72043793
As a leaf once said, because they are fascists who apply aesthetics to politics

>>72043629
>>72043703
spaff

>>72043793
Point is they're better at war.

>>72043763
>me and my physically repulsive weak friends are going to bring about the revolution

Pretty sure that's the sort of people who did bring about the revolution desu. And then Stalin had them shot.

>>72042847
Describe in explicit detail how a bear would make a fire and cook a fish.

>>72043836
man killed his loyal dog thinking the dog killed his infant son. the dog didn't, but instead killed a wolf and that was the cause of the blood

>>72043793
I don't know, why are you obsessed with trying to project your feebleness and feminity onto others online?

>>72043793
>socialism has never been about masculinity
haha okay mate
you will definitely overthrow the system with your bitch tits and 30kg bench press, getting out of breath if you run 100m and crying at how mean trump is.
I'm not projecting myself as a macho man, im saying the Soviets were. I'm also not trying to convince people that i'm a revolutionary lmao

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>>72043841

>>72043851
nah the lads who brought about the revolution worked in the factories, in the mines, in the fields. They conformed nicely to the heroic archetype

>>72042953
My back has stretch marks, so the only story it really tells is "you had a growth spurt". That's way less than a book.

>>72043909
The one invented after the Soviets were in power you mean.

*sniffs you*

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>>72043842

>>72043880
>the Soviets were
they really weren't. most were just normal workers and peasants. nothing remarkable. not supermen.

>>72043858
>wait for lightning strike to start a fire
>throw fish onto fire
>eat

>>72043941
*shifts tail to expose anus*

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You lads see that "Chad" that matched some asian girl on tinder and then called her a chink when she wouldnt respond?

He ended up getting fired from his job and a lifetime tinder ban for it lol

Started getting bright enough to use the Yotsuba B theme during the day lads

The tomorrow theme has too much light reflection now

>>72043978
>Throw fish directly into a fire
>Expect to get it back out without burning the fuck out of yourself
>Even if you do, it'll be fucking charcoal

>>72043938
nah i mean the heroic archetype as in the classical one. "the cult of the hero is, ultimately, the basic principle of the body, and in the long run is intimately involved with the contrast between the robustness of the body and the destruction that is death"

>>72043980
*takes a big whiff*

>>72043984
Every white lad who is into Asian girls is a weird creepy beta

can you cunts stop having the same argument about socialism every day? Just don't engage /leftypol/, the only reason they're here is to try and get people to debate their stupid ideologies with them.

alri

>>72043826
I've read more. Therefore your "guarantee" is nonsense. Hang yourself.

imagine being the type of lad who starts mouthing off about how no one cares about international men's day on international women's day

cringing desu

>>72043984
literally never happens to me

guess I'm a alpha Chad

>>72044042
i will but now im having a conversation about the heroic archetype which is more interesting x
>>72044043
bonjour x

>>72043565
they've already taken over education, the media, control of the borders, they pushed and still push the multicultural agenda.
They may not have achieved economic communism but they achieved marxist and egalitarian ideas in some of the most important institutions in the UK

>>72044017
*anus quivers*

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>>72043915
>My back has stretch marks

>>72044053
hahaha woah man calm down a little bit pal :)
*holds you tight*

watching Zulu lads
feeling proper Rorkey

>>72044085
Well you're not going to be fucking me in the arse any time soon so you've nowt to worry about do ye ya big girl's blouse

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MUHHHHHH HERITAGE!!!!!!!

>>72044092
Please hang yourself, liar.

Just realised I might actually be a Marxist lads

>For Marx, communism simply meant people being in control of the things they use at work. For example, if you had a car manufacturer, the assembly plant workers would own the assembly plant and would own the cars they are producing out of it. Since every factory would be this way, the need for different wages disappeared and even for private property.

>How's that? According to Marx, if we are all working 40 hours a week at our respective factories and our work is all of equal value to our society, then we should all be making the same amount of money. And if we are all making the same amount of money, then why do we even need money since we could just take what we need. And if we all have what we need, then why do we need private property?

>In order to get to this point, Marx believed there would be an uprising of the workers to overthrow the "bourgeoise", or in non-jargon terms, the people who owned the factories but didn't work at them.

>>72044069
>they've already taken over education, the media, control of the borders
i wish

>>72044122
Why do people love Irish heritage so much?

t. Irish heritage

>>72044093
it's not rorkey

it's a good film

>>72044122
>Italian AND Irish

Aren't they at odds?

>>72044122
man is looking like his whole life is a stock picture

>>72044135
wew saving this

>>72044111
disgusting gay cunt

>>72044133
*holds you closer*
shhh shh its okay
*pats you on the back*
shhhh shhhh

>>72044122
seems hes taken most from his Irish side apart from those ugly brown eyes

What's the normal response to a guy orbiting your gf lads?

He's literally the biggest cringey retard, goes on reddit, fancies himself an intellectual and flirts with her like crazy in an obviously beta kind of way.

Almost certain he chats shit about me to her, paints me in a bad light, seems like whenever he's with her she gets angry at everything I say.

Want to smash his repulsive little face in, but I'm pretty sure he would go crying to her about how threatened I am, when really I just loathe him.

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it's a glorious day lads

why aren't you out with the lads playing footy in the park?

>>72044054
meninists or whatever they're going by nowadays need to be shot en masse. Don't understand how somebody can be so stupid as to think that the proper way to combat feminism is to just act the same as them, as if it's going to put a mirror to them and make them realise their own stupidity and not just give them a MRA strawman to attack everytime they're questioned.

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feels weird being less autistic than some handsome tall employed guy

>>72044152
Hibernian control over the media.

>>72044156
Both good Catholic lads.

>>72044164
I'm not a bender. You obviously are though, given your weird investment in the backs of men.

Forgot to reply to a girl on bumble and she expired so I dm'd her on insta and she replied telling me that she's relieved I got in touch with her hhahahaha

>>72044171
You sound a bit threatened tbf

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>got a warning for making fun of reddit
What did the janny mean by this?

>>72044174
there's been exactly 0 glorious days in the history of Ireland actually

>>72044190
imagine being this autistic

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>>72044152
because we're fucking deadly

>>72044194
fat gay paki piece of shit

>>72044216
Jackeen

>>72044203
I'm not threatened, he's a beta fuck and I'm better looking. It just annoys me how he won't leave her alone and tries to sabotage my relationship with her out of spite.

Pretty sure she's his oneitis.

>>72044190
>giving their number on tinder means they're dtf

Jej what a fool

They're dtf if you ask if they'll "come over and chill" and they say yes before even going on a date

really windy out :/ haha

>>72044171
Just fucking deck him.


t. could easily have fucked a girl with a boyfriend just by 'orbiting' but was a moralfag that told her not to break up with her bf because he was sound as

Ah yes, it's thick cunt lefty thinks he's an expert because he's read a book episode

>>72044233
no

>>72044243
He was pretty terrible about his strategy anyway. He would text them like 20 times right after getting their number

>>72044237
Again, you sound threatened as fuck. If you weren't you wouldn't be so angry and worried.

>>72044237
just don't pay him any mind, not exactly a good look to your gf if you're getting jealous of her colleague

>that weird schizo that fights with an imaginary paki is back
wew

who /pooping/ here?

>>72044190
Chads are actually more autistic than us, it's just they spread their bets whereas you don't.

I've read football lads convos with girls and it's cringe heaven.

>>72044273
I got into the game really late and even I know that's not how you should do it ffs

Treat em mean keep em keen, I respond twice a day at most, unless it's urgent like they say yes to coming over then need to give them an address/time

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not even kidding i really think i'd be superb at this sort of thing. I'd be so good at being a professional disinformationist

>>72044122
>italian/irish
>6'2"

hmm having a hard time believing this

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>>72044299
Keep posting these, they're golden

>>72044278
>>72044277
I'm neither angry nor worried. He hasn't got a chance with her, I know that. She's told me she wouldn't fuck him if he was the last guy on earth. If she wanted to cheat, she can do much better.

It just takes up my time when she gets offended at something I've said and I know it's because he's said "oh, he really means this" and she takes his word for it because he's her only male friend.

>>72044309
>all that exposed bread that'll go stale extra quickly

fuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkk

>>72044171
I know a girl who had a serious beta orbiter. He'd try to spend as much time around her as possible. Literally physically pushed me out of the way to sit next to her once. He messaged her every single day on facebook. Her boyfriend got wind that his gf was being orbited and he got the boyo's facebook and gave him a right good bollocking over it. The beta orbiter literally never spoke to the girl again. Actively gave her the widest berth he physically could in any given situation.

I think he did it using her facebook account, through the chat there, that way there was no "LOOK WHAT UR BF SAID TO ME ON FACEBOOK" shit that could've been pulled.

>>72044237
What >>72044278 said. Don't let him get to you, and certainly don't let your gf know that his pathetic existence has even crossed your mind in a passing thought. As far as she's concerned he should be beneath you

>>72044122
Looks like the Yank who dressed up as Kev

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>fat paki with a stretch marked back

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Just got this message

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>>72044363
I used to buy that brand but stopped because it grows mold super fast for some reason, it's going to magnified x10 with this grim bread opening method

>>72044340
why? I'd say the average male height in universities in Ireland now is about 6'2", I personally know at least 3 people who are 6'10" or above

>>72044350
>She's told me she wouldn't fuck him if he was the last guy on earth
Oh dear

>>72044398
Wat

>>72044398
just reminded me I've got a grindr account (for the laff, not gay) on my old phone

might fire it up and have a look

When I open a bag or bread I always keep the first crust as a sort of lid so the slice below isn't as exposed to the open air.

>>72044439
Good lad

>>72044405
why are micks such manlets?
>I personally know at least 3 people who are 6'10" or above
How is this notable in any way? Are the Irish crypto-chinks or something?

>>72044439
bent

need an arab gf

>>72044416
Mate if you saw me and you saw the guy, you would understand why I'm not worried. He's a literal 2/10.

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there are some proper mentalists on grindr

>>72044171
I don't know what your gf is like, but can't you just talk to her about it?

If not, steal her phone and text him on the sly telling him as her that she's not interested

>>72044439
everyone does

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>>72044439
this
>mfw some dumb cunt asks me why they don't just remove the end slices from pre-sliced bread packages

>>72044439
no one eats the crusts m8

am a mick manlet
not ashamed desu, nothing I can do about it

>>72044484
You are worried though or else you wouldn't be posting about it AND you wouldn't have asked your gf if she'd fuck him you absolute melt

>>72044439
I do this too, mainly because I don't use the crust and I can't be arsed throwing it.

>>72044506
Yep

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>>72044485

>>72043104
Thats pretty fucking racist m8

>>72044488
Tbh, i know what she's like and she would instantly assume that I'm jealous, even though I'm decidedly not, couldn't give less of a fuck.

He's not a random orbiter, he's like her gay best friend except he's not fucking gay.

>>72044485
>gays

what do you expect?

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>>72044485
>ethnicity: white

Tendies for dindins lads, what are you on?

>>72044523
unlucky

>>72044484
Mate, the fact that she's ever even remotely considered him in a sexual context is bad news. Especially with him badmouthing you. I used to hang about with a girl in uni that had a boyfriend a solid 3.5 points more attractive than me, far, FAR nicer than me, all round superior in just about every way except height, to be quite frank. Just by virtue of spending time with her more than he did, due to the hours spent in uni, she outright asked me if she should break up with him with the implication that she would be doing it for me. You'd be surprised how ugly you can be and still fuck attractive women.

Nip in the arse now. Trust me.

>>72042991
>he's a literal psycho dog
well.....

>>72044557
more beer for tea tonight haha
help me

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the people's flag is deepest red

the average height in the UK is 6'5

there is nothing you can say that will convince me otherwise without me saying old people are fucking up the average or that you're a shortarse

>>72042991
what are you going to do with the ol' mucker?

>>72044520
Crusts are good for croutons, or crumbs to pack homemade burgers

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>he's here

>>72044526
I didn't ask her, she just told me you spastic.

I haven't even mentioned his existence to her. But she's told me what he's said about me and I've seen phone convos where he tries to flirt.

She doesn't realise because she thinks he's just a friend and she's friendzoned him before.

But I know orbiters and this guy is a fucking classic example of one.

>>72044600
shortarse manlet checking in

>not eating the crust

Hate childish picky eater mongs

>>72044557
you mean goujons

Just bought THE final 12.5g bacci pouch lads

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72044617
>I didn't ask her, she just told me you spastic.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

>>72044405
you have a skewed thought of what 6'2 is.
I'm 6'1 and a lot of manlets have said i'm 6'2 or 6'3

going on holibobs tomorrow
anyone want anything from duty free?x

>>72044590
Good lad, keep at it.

>>72044629
No (yes), too french.

wanking to /r/repressedgonewild

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/07/world/best-countries-world-switzerland-canada-britain-germany.html

>>72042953
yas! slay....

>>72044617
Then you're fine lad, stop obsessing. But don't think just cause you're a prettyboy your immune from getting cucked and chucked. Bit of humility never hurt anyone lad

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'mornin'

>>72044621
shortarse manlet detected, the only reason the average is 5'9 is because elderly men are all four feet tall

>>72044700
Thank you for this

Amazing how everyone on /brit/ is way above average in literally everything they consider worthwhile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrf2ynC_NZM

>>72044700
good taste

>>72044749
except gfs

>>72044729
>shortarse manlet detected
That's what he's just said you thick cunt

>>72044712
>3rd best country in the world
feels good man

>>72044749
Not true, there's fuckloads of /r9k/tier self deprecation. But if you're gonna bragpost, then obviously it'll be something worth bragging about

>>72044724
is that Sly 3 I see? good taste

what are all your consoles?

>>72044785
shortarse detected, how's the weather down there you fucking Gimli cunt?

>>72044721
I'm not scared about getting cucked. Tbh, I don't really give a shit if she does fuck him, she's my first gf and I will just drop her if that happens.

It's more about how he makes my life difficult by telling her shit about me in a pathetically transparent attempt to win her over.

/leftypol/ lads, you aren't hiding your power levels well enough

>>72044749
>average people don't brag about being average
shocker

>>72044749
190cm rated me a 7/10

>>72044749
>why are people bragging about their good points
Yeah really gets the noggin bogglin.

>>72044724
>Sly Raccoon
good lad. best ps2 platformer

Gf drives a nice Audi A3 and I drive a shitty Skoda Octavia

How embarrassing is this lads?

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>>72044749
>objectively good looking
>tall
>in decent shape

>virgin
>socially retarded
>persistently depressed

God fucking cucked me I swear

the average male at my uni is 6'7

the only reason the average is so low is because the British populace suffered a plague of dwarfism in the 1960s, causing our parents to drag down the average

also toddlers often lie and say they're adults to be included in medical studies

>>72044882
>>72044882

>>72044804
t. newfag

>>72044881
>objectively good looking
fuck off you narcissistic ugly cunt

>>72044819
Yeah but it doesn't work you mong. Let him mouth off if he wants you've already won

>>72044814
t. triggered shortarse shitskin

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got a buttplug in

>>72044827
>>72044842
There's always a few dumb wiindow-lickers who fail to understand the point.

>>72044984
please be in brighton?

>>72044906
>fag
FOY