Would spunk in her trunk
>>72039709
BOGANS OUT!
just found out the gf's sister is bisexual and is "romantically attracted only to women"
>her
shaggy thought it was chocolate
literally tried making a new thread twice and it timed out on me
>>72039709
could be worse
doing a crave
>>72039709
really need a trashy gf
Imagine having a boring voice
>>72039781
very very dry looking
>really hot girl tells everyone she identifies as a "straight male"
>she does not realize that I am everything she despises ideologically (read: a normal, sane person)
>tell her I think i might be female, and like men
>seems into it, might even fuck
>her friends catch on and tell her what i was scheming
fucking cockblocked again
time for a poo, a shower then potentially a wank
Going to be calling newfags new lads instead it encourages a much more friendly atmosphere
>>72039830
newlad
Which Attenborough doc is that from senpai?
Let's give Philip Hammond £350m a week every week for 3 years just to cover the initial cost of Brexit. It didn't say on the bus.
What books you lot reading then?
>>72039709
>no edition
Dumb aussie poster
>>72039853
>>72039869
>gif
fuck off
Doing a listen to jazz rock
>>72039811
how can i get a black gf?
>>72039859
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Worth-Dying-Power-Politics-Flags/dp/178396281X
>>72039954
Visit France
Literally have no idea what the economy even is
>>72039954
get a job and a decent haircut.
brush your teeth.
shave your anus.
>>72040013
it's the state of a country or region in terms of the production and consumption of goods and services and the supply of money
>9/10 nonces are men
>9/10 terrorists are men
Get rekt Malta
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39207196
>>72040013
it's a pseudoscience
>>72040030
All things which are unmeasurable
>>72039709
>piercing
>short yellow hair
>tunnels
>tatues
>fashion glasses
READY TO FIRE! BURN!
Disgusting ! taxing the self employed to not tax the corporations
>>72040078
wow you're sooooo clever
where did you learn all this cleverness
>>72040032
>10/10 of men are men
>>72040100
Hinds are very aesthetically pleasing
Really expands your consciousness...
>>72040024
>shave your anus.
err, no thanks
>>72040119
erm wow this is very bigoted and problematic
not all men are men and not all women are women, this is 2017 for pete's sake why do I have to keep protesting this shit
>Additional funding of £350m for the Scottish government
Thanks English tax payers!
Ah yes, Rachel Riley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iev2R0vAhOQ
>>72040134
what shitty gorilla and orangutan drawings
do gorillas even climb trees?
>>72039709
shame such a good band is wasted on such disgusting people
>>72040138
do it, filthy little runt
>>72039780
shit
>>72040134
Really enlightens me as to how ingrained racism is and how it needs to be bred out by amalgamating us all into one single caramel coloured people's with incredibly high IQs
>>72040197
>>72040024
only puffs shave their arses
>>72039781
Japanese cheesecake?>>72039808
it's not
>>72040197
no, fuck off
men who shave any part of their body other than the face/neck should be battered
olen gorilla
Why the fuck is BBC Three still a thing FFS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/97e03d70-bae9-4063-9be2-260d055cb0bd
>120m extra to NI
Thank you England we appreciate it very much
*Erects a £120m mural*
Given that unemployment in Spain is over 25% and Italy, Greece, Portugal are facing economic implosion of catastrophic proportions it's fair to say we're far better off out of the EU. During the vote virtually no one discussed the economic mess of the EU and the 900 BILLION Euros of EU funds lost annually to corruption. Our economy has proved remarkably resilient *because* we're not in the Euro.
>>72040218
t. paki
>>72040224
t. nigger
>>72040263
t. 45 year old powerbottom twink
>>72040245
Will be handy for the reunification fund.
>120m extra to NI
Thank you England very much appreciated
*Holds 10 more elections until the unionists hold 100% of the seats*
>>72040192
Don't chimpout on me senpai.
>>72040224
I need to shave my body once a week otherwise it becomes incredibly hairy
>>72040285
>gif
fuck off
Rachel Riley's boyfriend is a paki slav manlet kek
THe 'Lords' aren't feeling the pinch though are they?
Not on £300 a day funded by the tax-payer...
dpd driver had to drive past my house to get to where he is now but he wont be here for another 2 hours
small m for milli, 10^-3
capital M for Mega, Million 10^6
it's pretty much a common sense
saw a grown MAN in lecture today playing the n'nt'nd' switch
felt like snapping his neck desu
Here we go again another Tory toff to shackle the poor, slaughter the public services but continue to allow the rich and multi-nats to carry on regardless. Brexit isn't the cause of our Dis-united kingdom although it hasn't helped, the Tories divided us years and years ago
Business idea: communist revolution in the UK
Gonna shave all my hair off
>you now remember AC Milan
If this picture doesn't convince you its time to end racism then nothing will.
>>72040339
whats this news about brexit? haven't read the news today
>>72040309
stop going to the BBC you utter runt
>>72040245
probably needed after you're literally burning money with that RHI scheme
the gf is at it again
done a pig boo and had to flush 3 times haha
>>72039780
fuck you
>>72040376
The very fact that they are having to build a 'warchest' of £70bn of OUR money tells you exactly what the effects of brexit will be.
There is absolutely nothing in this budget to fix the Housing Crisis gripping the UK
>>72040378
Honestly direct rule when. Our govt is fucking incompetent whether it be the unionists or nationalists they're all useless idiots playing at being politicians.
>>72040317
>>72040013
total value of everything produced in the country in a given time
>>72040425
>direct rule
[terrorism intensifies]
4000 calories have entered my body since 9 this morning.
still got din dins and dessert to go...
> Jeremy Corbyn is "so far down a black hole that even Stephen Hawking has disowned him"
lol
>>72040385
>having a fat gf
not worth shouting about tbqhm80mechum
think I need to go to a chiropodist again haha
cost £300 though and can't afford it
>>72040462
eeerrrm?? sweety is thicc x
>>72040373
orangutans are smarter than downies
>>72040425
Should have voted Alliance mate
>>72040456
Driverless vehicles was the best dig.
>>72040477
what's wrong with your feet
>>72039709
>trunk
don't you call it a boot
doing a read
>>72040462
You would fuck sweeterkos though
Getting the daily dose of the artist taxi driver
REMINDER
/brit/ is /leftypol/ clay.
>>72040520
/brit/ is apolitical
piss off
Rare Art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPDr7d_OPHI
>>72040490
no it wasn't
>>72040489
They are centrists, but my issue isn't particularly with the right/left part of politics in NI it's that they're all bloody morons. Whether or not alliance would be in govt is yet to be seen, but the trend suggests they would be
>>72040545
this is pretty sad
>>72040263
nope
>>72040293
that's cos yer gay
Why doesn't the government just cap immigration at 10,000 a year
Fuck off Devon you little gimp
>>72040359
good post
do glaswegians speak english?
Why doesn't the government just cap immigration at -10,000 a year
>>72040584
That isn't enough to replace the goyim senpai.
>>72040584
bit high
>>72039709
IF YOU'RE GONNA SCREAM SCREAM WITH ME
>>72039787
those clearly aren't the boots he's wearing
Why doesn't the government just cap immigration every 10,000 years
>>72040584
Economy would fall apart, say goodbye to adequate numbers of doctors, physicists, engineers and neurosurgeons etc
should i play breath of the wild or start witcher 3 for the first time
>>72040651
Neither
>>72040333
>>72040651
botw
What's the point in national insurance
why don't we just have income tax
>>72040651
BOTW
the price of air
>>72040491
ingrown toenail and too pussy to touch it myself
>>72040520
REACTOR ONLINE
SENSORS ONLINE
WEAPONS ONLINE
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
>>72040687
>have a job
>pay both National insurance and income tax
>absolutely no idea what either of these things are
has never affected me
enjoy your political distractions that are no different than tv soaps while the puppeteers shuffle their cards
>>72039709
I'm gonna be honest:
You only look like that if your parents fucked up your life in early years.
People who look like retards are actually victims. Unfortunately, this is how their kids will look like too.
I know very little people who turned out to be 'normal', while their parents (the plural doesn't actually fit here) were part of an untouchable society.
>>72040687
we do have income tax
it's just another tax to con you out of paying more but they get to say they keep income tax lower
>>72040713
>£300
my local only charges £60
what sort of museums contain swords and armour etc.?
>>72040755
I wish it was that cheap
tip : the page scrolls when you hit space bar
>I'm gonna be honest:
>You only look like that if your parents fucked up your life in early years.
>People who look like retards are actually victims. Unfortunately, this is how their kids will look like too.
>I know very little people who turned out to be 'normal', while their parents (the plural doesn't actually fit here) were part of an untouchable society.
>>72040766
history
>>72040766
military museums?
>>72040779
Holy shit!!!
>>72040687
they used to be separate
now it just gets lumped into the general taxation pool
lads a couple proper stoner types want to live with me next year and i cant decide whether i want to
on the one hand i'd have the sesh easily available at any time, but on the other i'd probably kill myself at some point
I feel my life has improved drastically since I started drinking at least 2 litres of water a day
I feel my life has got significantly worse since i started drinking at least 2 litres of water a day
>>72040816
have degenerate drug-fuelled sex with them
I feel my life has improved drastically since I started drinking at least 2 litres of vimto a day
>enjoy your political distractions that are no different than tv soaps while the puppeteers shuffle their cards
>>72040779
Thanks hiro
im allergic to water
Caption this
>>72040845
theyre all blokes so nah
living with them probably would increase my chances of actually having sex though given that they'd probably have a decent ammount of house parties. But I imagine they would leave a house completely filthy
>Announcement of the 'Midlands Engine' - the follow up to the Northern Powerhouse
>>72040880
M E N T I O N E D
>>72040868
me playing with the binder in the background
Omnipotence is my middle name
far south powerhouse WHEN
>>72040879
i dont actually care mate
>the sesh
>theyre all blokes so nah
rasheed
>>72040880
Only thing left is the natural announcement of the southern exhaust pipe which does nowt but exude noxious hot air and sewage.
Best fresh orange juice? Can anything beat this?
>>72040915
alright mate
*makes a mental note to glass you when i next see you*
peace up
a town
>>72040948
highly aesthetic label
>>72040013
The engine of material wealth distribution
>>72040948
>waitrose
FOB
northern irish accelerator when lads
enjoying a pink sprinkled doughnut and a chocolate milk lads
throat's still sore so only soft foods for me x
west country turbine soon
the oneitis is going out with a 5'8 Lithuanian
BALKED
>>72040816
*reports you to the authorities*
east anglican rudder
>tfw you will never have a British accent
>tfw a British accent is the secret pussy unlock code in several countries
>>72041002
*forces 8 inches of hard cockmeat down your gullet*
>>72041017
I know a Lithuanian guy, he seems nice but is a giganormo
>>72041027
Which British accent?
>>72041017
this guy is really nice tbf, I'm sure he treats her well haha
>>72041047
do you take it up the bum?
Fedoraposting is just so fucking hilarious and brings plenty of discussion to the table.
NOT
>>72041027
>Born with a British accent
>Scottish
oh fuck i've replied to myself instead of the other lad
new rich piana vid lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBIho9HsF4
>>72041027
h-haha yeah i have a l-lot of sex
>>72041087
doubting your heritage
>>72041047
When did you leave Africa/Middle East?
>>72041047
did you see that ludicrous display last night?
tired of waiting for the welsh winch lads
>Fedoraposting is just so fucking hilarious and brings plenty of discussion to the table.
>NOT
>>72040820
How so
>>72041027
>tfw khv
16mg codeine/1g para x
there's a proper slag in my course massive fucking tits and arse and she tries eye contact a lot FUCK
Hail to the Thief is Radiohead's greatest album. Kid A fags seriously need to STOP
>>72041043
Anything but Birmingham
>there's a proper slag in my course massive fucking tits and arse
I can believe this
>and she tries eye contact a lot FUCK
but I feel this was tacked on for dramatic effect
I WANNA KNOW
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN
>>72041226
Northern Irish then
>>72041102
Is he still injecting synthol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynfB9S8GyC8
Rate this aft's grub.
>tfw lived in my city all my life
>tfw people don't believe me because of my accent
i've just got one question
where's international men's day?
>>72041027
>tfw want to fugg classy beautiful Englishwomen
>tfw have a foreign accent
>tfw it's the nasally accent of fat, universally hated yanks
ahhhh yes
eyes feeling heavy from the 4 hours sleep I got
like static behind the eyes
▲
▲▲
>tfw trying to convince people that the earth is flat
>tfw people don't believe me because of my accent
>>72041285
men aren't oppressed
femdom JOI is the patrician's way to wank
>>72041295
>sleeping
HOWLING
tfw no Rachel Riley gf who will appreciate my shit accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbXzcMvh5mA
anyone fancy a bum?
>tfw trying to explain to people that I'm a deaf mute
>tfw people don't believe me because of my accent
>>72041295
if you're not sleeping for at least 7 hours it's more practical to not sleep at all
t. professional junkie
>>72041325
IT'S A CONE
what exactly is a mainstream meteor lads?
>>72041349
yes
How do northerners pronounce book?
>>72041374
haley's comet
>>72041262
dont understand why "a legitimate form of protest" isn't the big meme from this, it's got way more potential
>>72041331
neither are women outside of the muslim world
>>72041388
"food"
>>72041388
dunno lad
heard they don't really know how to read up there
>>72041388
bhewk
>>72041281
Are you a posh boy?
>>72041285
november 19th
>>72041239
fuck off
>>72041408
Student Problems has hijacked the 'two to intelligent' meme lad, time to abandon ship.
>>72039709
Oh my goodness. What's wrong with her appearance and self-esteem? No one will do this being sane.
bit of candy stuck to the trashcan lads. right in the center too for motherfuckers sake
>>72041359
need stats to back this up
15:11:43
This is FOY bait, ignore from here on out
>>72041444
who exactly do you think i am
>>72039780
Damn
>>72041262
Americans only eat this shit up because of his accent
>>72041505
dapper as fuck desu
>>72041479
we doing timestamps now are we?
got some wine gums
>>72041562
mmm pastries
15:15:38 GMT
yes
*attempts an audacious 40 yard diagonal ball*
*it sails out of play*
White women fuck dogs. Pass it on.
might inject some steroids into my willy to make it bigger
opinions?
15:16:43
ok nice one, always like to be ahead of the gimmick game
buisness idea:timestamp responses using foreign timezones
>>72041533
>dapper
alri grandad
>>72041605
>tfw women will fuck dogs but you're still a virgin
>>72041602
I was the kid who always said 'on yer bike' after that
how can it possibly be 15 o clock if their is only 12 hours in a day
Anonymous 03/08/17(Wed)08:17:40
alri
10:17:40 EST you're already behind
>tfw too dumb to tell time
buisness idea:timstamp responses using foreign timzones
just let out an incredibly long fart
>>72041638
because there are 24 hours in a day
>>72041505
Obama looks like roadman in that pic
Anonymous 03/08/17(Wed)0019:21
good idea
'sites that are better than the 'chan
>'dit
>'gur
>'blr
business idea: pull on my willy for a bit
is subway any good
@ 21st century earth
'ou 're 'll 'hind
>>72041697
*does it
*uses your spunk as hairgel*
>>72041699
yeah if you wanna go somewhere on a train but not be outside much
did the deed
21:20:42 ALMT
It's alri
did rasheed
hey /brit/ I heard this is the place to come to when I need motivation to change my life
business idea
>pro abortion march in dublin today
>didn't attend
>>72041785
haha le helicopter frog
>>72041723
alri mary haha
>>72041808
>>72041785
oh sod off you dry shites
Be empowered strong and magical everyday
currently writing my scifi novel in which society in the future communicates via farting
>>72041830
phwoar
>>72041830
me all the way on the right
>>72039780
you monster
>>72041830
Have splattered my splooger at the webm of this scene mutiple times
>>72041718
would spark this alium one punch
>>72041842
heh just like how my parents used to communicate
no wait, that was fists.
15:22:49
this is the place where you change your life
tfw really craving a Crunchie right now but not willing to pay €4 for one from the local /brit/ goods seller
*squeezes your shoulder*
*posts a time*
haha look at me am i cool yet xDDDDDDD
gf just paged me this
>>72041824
burst your safe space?
i would crush you like a bug
going to make brekfist
>>72041946
fuck off
>>72041910
*puts my arm around your waist*
>>72041942
good idea
you first
>>72041958
would spaff in her bangs
>>72039709
misfits is good desu
>>72041843
>>72041846
>>72041871
>it's okay to wank over her - she is just a cartoon
>>72041962
*gets uncomfortable and shuffles away*
>>72041977
PHWOAR
>>72041961
don't see any reason to do that
You're heating up. Continue your 78 day Swahili streak on Duolingo.
heres a gift
too fucking sunny bring winter back
>>72041977
not as good as blacked
tushy is superior to blacked
production values just as good and no cuck shit
>>72042041
no thanks
>>72042041
*slap on the back*
Good man!
just made a batch of so-called buffalo wing sauce for the so-called dinner later
>>72042101
lol it has plenty of cuck shit
Ah yes, Ed Sheeran FFS
tushy makes really good scenes, the kelsi monroe one is probs my fav x
just found out the o in o'clock stands for 'of'
Fucking hell really dunno whether to get this titanfall x battlefield ting
only 40 quid for both deluxe editions that's saving 80 quid on its normal price
quite glad I gave up the ol' porn, brain has positively rejuvenated
>>72042177
who?
it's 3 o' 'lock
>wanking to porn
don't do this
fredo in the cut that's a scary sight
>>72042184
>kelsi monroe
meh
>>72042243
fuck off, nobody cares
Stop paying the TV license
>>72042262
>>72042272
never started
>>72042272
I wish I could pay your TV license and get all your TV channels
>>72042272
>>72042314
>>72042272
>>72042314
im seeing double here, four vargs
have you ever had anyone respond to that joke favourably?
>>72042329
we get all the british channels for free here
>>72042334
i understand this reference
you're not a real man if you dont have favourite driving shoes
gonna take that samefagging as a no
Stretch your anus out on a fat cock, lads.
>>72042475
>driving
cager runt lmao
>>72042222
Star Lord.
>>72042492
cyclists dont frustrate me 2bh mate
Makes you think
>>72042533
>a post on Instagram is deeply political
NO IT'S NOT
>>72042492
the tiny cars crack me up every time
>>72042533
does 'feminist statement' mean 'something a woman did'?
>>72042533
the Grauniad must perish