/brit/ + /commonwealth/

hi janny, do you like this thread? x

im bent
the next 300 posters are bent

not an argument

he works in mysterious ways

>>72032333
hi bent
can you vocaroo "New Zealand - evening lads"?

>>72032355
yeah probably

>>72032355
niu zilund, evanin lids

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>really like shooting guns innawoods for free
>meet girl who really likes me and owns a good bit of land where I could potentially shoot
>we bang and she starts wanting to hang out more
>i only care to keep talking to her because i wanna shoot innawoods for free
>i keep insisting i bring guns over to her house
>she keeps saying no
>i really want to shoot innawoods
>she isn't talking to me anymore

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Really makes you think.

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need a tina daheley gf

hope they can negotiate free movement post brexit x

have a feeling today's going to be a bad day

bitch im morose and lugubrious
imma let the uzi spit
turn his face into gooey shit

had a SMASHING cuppa tea lads now I'm ready to "rumble" as seppos say!!

>the runt is still trying to start up his autistic communist arguments
no
go away

what you lot doing for women's day then?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12486424

>>72032402
ummmm sweety everyone who isn't a communist is le rorke and should go back to brit/pol/ XDDDDDD

>>72032391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2sOQedggAc

listen anon

>>72032405
sucking off a dog

>>72032405
will call me mum later today and tell her best wishes mum

>>72032405
haven't had my wank yet, so that's on the menu

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Doing a poo

>>72032410
this is p good x

let's sort this out once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/12486732
http://www.strawpoll.me/12486732
http://www.strawpoll.me/12486732

>>72032405
will call me polish milf later today and tell her best wishes polish milf

>>72032442
sort your shoes out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_many_a_slip_'twixt_the_cup_and_the_lip
hmm
will be using this from now on

>>72032452
fuck OFF

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>>72032452

achtundzwanzigste für der DDR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBzZZTZcsZI

what electric kettle do you lads use?

>>72032480
Microwave

>>72032480
I don't
what are you, working class?

>>72032480
they're called microwaves here lad

miss river island, nandos, pret a manger, the thames embankment, the regent's canal, people with nice accents, british asian girls, edible pizza, music that has melody

>>72032451
yea witch house is cool

>>72032405
wanking

>>72032452
none of the above options.

>>72032480
bonavita gooseneck for the ol chemex 2bh

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Look at this

>>72032480
*revs microwave*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7XJHiLSKKk

thread theme

>>72032451
>>72032506
no its not its shit

>>72032540
post more kitties

especially those of you lads with pet cats

>>72032559
*considers caring about your opinion*
*notices your flag*
oh well too bad

>>72032540
Will I be expending 68 KB of my data to open this apparently meaningless image?
Ask yourself that question. If the answer you came to was anything but "No, I shan't be doing that", you were wrong.

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>>72032559
wrong

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>>72032567

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>>72032480
Most important feature: cordless.

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Brother rescued a puppy

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>>72032573
Check this out

>>72032601
ah yes the boobies

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>>72032600
how do you get a good pour with such a high spout?

don't you care about the quality of your drinks

>>72032601
best yank :)
look after him x

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>>72032542
What didst thou just say, cunt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs

new thread theme

got a query for you /brit/

just moved into a five share under a uni accommodation and one of the roommates smokes in his room. bit of a pain because the smoke lingers in the hallways and travels to all the other rooms, and there's a smoking area literally 50m from our front door he could go to
first noticed because he chucks his butts out his window, which is right over the front door; when I asked him not to do that he mumbled "oh I didn't think that was a problem". then one night I couldn't sleep from the smell so I asked him to stop. his solution since then is to put the air conditioner in front of his bedroom door (while keeping the door open) and facing it towards the room, but he keeps the curtain closed because it's cold right now lel. worst part is because the smell is so bad in his room he has to keep the door open all the time so it can spill out and I have to walk past him splayed over his bed watching american sitcoms or playing shit pop music all the time

I figure I'll ask him to go to the smoking area a few times over the next few weeks, but he's smoking every day at the moment (beginning of uni so he may be """stressed""")

ultimately my question is, if he doesn't stop after I keep telling him to and he keeps incessantly smoking, would I be a cunt for tripping the fire alarm outside his room? I figure one of the admin people from the accomodation will come to resent the alarm, smell the smoke and that'll get the smarmy little cunt to stop one way or another

>>72032625
lol wut

>he doesn't use a kettle heated with the power of thought
howling at the state of your intellect

Any of you lads playing Zelda?

>>72032629
i'm basically his godfather now

i already raised one german shepherd so i will take this little runt into my tutelage

>>72032657
isn't your accommodation non-smoking? just report him

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>>72032661
let me redpill you on the gooseneck

>>72032667
nah, looks great though

might see if i can get my sister to go 50/50 on a switch for it

>>72032657
lmao are you a 12yo girl

>>72032679
I'm not a snitch though

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feel a bit sad desu

>>72032692
can practically see the over groomed beard and flannel shirt of the twat who made this video right now

>>72032692
>gif
fuck off

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>>72032718
it's just a chemex it's a simple and tasty method of brewing coffee plus it's so pretty it's in the smithsonian

i was a barista for a bit and use mine all the time because i can't afford a $20,000 espresso machine tfw poor

>>72032692
watched this .gif for far too long. The loop is seamless.

>>72032699
I got a Wii U a year ago for Smash Bros and Mario Kart. It's such a massive game I think I'll be playing it for the next few months.

If you want a cheaper option, you can probably pick a Wii U up for cheap on Ebay, but it's a dead console now.

>>72032702
yeah it may sound I'm adverse to confronting him, I just think its a bit poor to be on his arse after meeting him just a week before
he's been living here a year already and got all his azn buddies to move in here so I'm the only whiteboi of the pack. have no problem putting it up to him just don't want to rock the boat too early

>>72032747
kinda mean

>>72032712
what's wrong anon

air raid siren's going off lads

>>72032712
Why lad? Did something happen?

>>72032763
You can emulate it now anyway.

http://cemu.info/

They did a great job on this.

>>72032785
haha alri gramps keep an eye out for those heinkels for us would you

>>72032763
are there any other good games for the switch atm?

>>72032759
i think what they did is they just reversed it, not actually looped it

either way it's relaxing, pourover is always relaxing

>>72032781
>>72032790
probably cos hes so ugly

remember when the eu banned certain types of kettles?

well now YOU will get to decide for yourself what kind of kettle to use

>>72032781
>>72032790
dunno just one of those days

>>72032657
>uni accommodation
>having roommates
may the dice land where they fall.
>>72032679
as usual, this is to be expected from Germon€¥.

>>72032805
rude

>>72032794
Except you can't really. It will be year at least till it's playable. Still pretty impressive that they've got it loading though.

>>72032805
not nice

>>72032814
hmm well tomorrow will be better

>>72032834
m8 I played through Super Mario 3D world with nary an issue.

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sunday funday with the lasses x

>>72032800
No. They're porting the latest Mario Kart though, but there's nothing else that's worth playing for a few months. Don't know if it will be that sucessful ngl

>>72032878
that's not real is it?

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new patch alri

>>72032821
it's terrible, I was stuck with asians last year and I'm stuck with asians again
they're all cunts, though I don't mind if they stay in their room all the time and just eat takeaway. but to smoke in your room is fucking stupid, even with weed here people take it to the smoking area, honestly I would like to have an excuse to go out there regularly
he smokes black menthols as well for some reason and is completely immersed in american culture (accent is painful)

>>72032901
>patch
explain

>>72032899
no, those are modern beauty standards, just some dude larping

Budget Day! :)

>>72032920
an embroidered patch for my bags or denim jackets or just to have as a tchotchke

are they not called patches over there or something?

>>72032927
*switches the channel*
almost died of boredom there lads, that was a close one

>>72032834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf98u2kgG0o

>>72032949
just never seen them or heard people talk about them
>tchotchke
oy vey

>>72032461
Don't think so anon

>>72032912
Why do they all emulate an American accent? I had a Chinese guy in my accounting class at high school, and all his slang was straight from American pop culture. I swear I heard him quoting lines from the fast and the furious.

Meanwhile all the girls are too shy to learn any English whatsoever, so they leave Cowboy Chang to act as their interpreter.

>yfw yanks put their patches in the fridge

>>72032901
*burns it*

listening to the streets

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>>72033002

>>72032997
we put them in the fridge, we refrigerate our patches

>>72032990
Lad if it doesn't run Xenoblade yet, it's not going to run Zelda for a good while. Really impressive progress, but I used to follow the emu scene years ago when PCSX2 was being developed.

On PCSX2 it ran the easy games with non issues, but would hit a wall when it came to things like God of War and Kingdom Hearts. It took years to get everything fully playable

Me Nan's taking me out for a meal today and she always encourages me to have a few pints. Good lass.

I've been soooo lost for soooo long

>>72033057
>PCSX2
different animal m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lORJ40YhPww

*stomach gurgles*
*unleashes a phlegmy wet burp directly in your face*

GLUUUUURRRPPPPPP

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Absolutely DARE one of you to break into my house.

>>72032994
same with this guy, uses dude a lot and when I had someone sleeping over and he said "oh is x going to crash here tonight? he's also obsessed with how I met your mother/ big bazinga theory tier shows, except I can't even recognise the voices from the shows so he's probably watching the obscure d-grade equivalents which are even worse if possible
got to feel back for him though, he looks like something straight out of /r/asianmasculinity except he's too chirpy - one of those chinese indonesians who's closer to 5' to 6'

>>72033078
Is that a Dragon?!

>>72032912
why do they smoke so much

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>>72033074
I'll admit that's pretty impressive. Even if it is 10fps with glitches.

>>72033126
The devs don't use the word "playable" lightly. Worst case scenario is usually a texture cache issue, a good GPU is your best friend.

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Video games have become so boring, i used to play 30+hrs a week but now I couldn't give a shit about anything that comes out.
I dont even think that it's cause I'm older now, its just that video games have lost all innovation and its no longer a new medium.
games will probably just keep coming out with the exact same mechanics and gameplay models from now until the end of our lives

atleast dark souls was good

>>72033167
this tbqh, played about 20h of overwatch last month but literally can't be bothered with that either right now.

>>72033167
find a new hobby

get into clothes or woodworking or snorkeling or some shit

video games rot your brain and are gay as fuck 2bh

brisbane <3

>>72033167
honestly can't think of anything that's come out recently / due out soon that I actually want besides Crash Bandicoot and maybe the new Dynasty Warriors

>>72033099
Honestly though, I don't know whether it would be better if he used Aussie slang. I mean is it better hearing some guy say "She'll be right" and "Yeah, Nah"?

Anyone trying too hard to assimilate is going to sound like a caricature. They don't really understand nuance or the cultural barriers. I at least respect them for making the effort though.

>>72033114
weird thing is he doesn't look like one of those heavy smokers, I know that type and they usually aren't very well integrated into western culture (he's completely seperate from anything australian but fully american)

funniest thing about all this is I grew up in China as an expat kid and spent most of my life there so I know these chinkie idiosyncracies well, I've just never had to live with them and tolerate this shit. Actually like the older chinese and their history, but these manchild uni students leeching off daddy's dirty southern money are an embarrassment

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JUST

gta is fairly fun but i wish it had less shooter elements cause i suck hard at that stuff

>>72033167
I reckon they're just shit these days, dark souls is the only game that can keep me really wanting to go back because it feels really well made
too much money goes to polishing the game and graphics

>>72033236
play just cause

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>>72033189
yea ive got plenty of hobbies, I just wished any of them would make me as happy as I was playing vidya with my mates as a kid

>>72033236
GTA V is good because it has more heli/airplane/boat missions. Love those.

>>72033263
why should i play that?

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>>72033265
oh, nothing will make you as happy as you were when you were a kid anon

just find joy in the little things :-)

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>>72033167
I felt the same way till I played Zelda™. Honestly though, I think any activity you get burned out of if you're overdoing it. Just take a break from them for a while, then you'll probably appreciate it when you come back to them.

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>>72033194
Seriously hope all the other Australian posters in this general are /QUEENSLANDER/

>>72033231
that building looks like some animal that's in serious pain and wants to die from the thumbnail

>>72033290
it's basically GTA on steroids with less focus on guns and more focus on doing insane bullshit like putting rockets on car wheels and launching it into a passing 747

is it always bad when you have chunks of ham in your urine?

>>72033265
Have you done a cheeky OE?

>>72033278
Abyssinia has good taste

>>72033304

Ever spent time in the outback? Love Aussie horror/thrillers about crazy fucks kidnapping roadtrippers

Have to say Aus + NZ posters aren't that bad

>>72033311
Reckon he was leading into to a "just cause" response
>>72033304
New South Welsh 2bh
Northern bogans OUT

>>72033167
>Video games have become so boring, i used to play 30+hrs a week but now I couldn't give a shit about anything that comes out.
same lad

completely lost touch with gaming

it's overwhelming now, too many new consoles and idk which one to get even if i had the energy to get back into it

i sometimes see cool new games like zelda botw but i still cba to buy any

>>72033290
Just Cause.

cant tell if this American is thick or what

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>>72033349
>Reckon he was leading into to a "just cause" response
ah shit

http://us.cnn.com/2017/03/05/politics/marines-explicit-photos-investigation/index.html

The Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) has opened an investigation into the online posting of potentially hundreds of explicit photos of current and former female Marines and other service members, CNN has confirmed.
A private Facebook group called "Marines United" contained a link to a Google Drive folder, where the photos were being stored, a US defense official told CNN. Members on the site solicited others to submit photos of women without their knowledge. The cloud storage folder has been removed at the request of the military,

Anyone got a copy before it was taken down?

>>72033263
just cause 2 was fucking great

>>72033386
JC3 have multiplayer?

>>72033366
thanks lad for getting

Dear Mister 72033311,

Sod off you thick twat

Yours Truly,
Bruce

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>>72033343
You're not too bad yourself xx

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>>72033399

>>72033336
COME TO AUSTRALIA, ITS NICE
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-03/nanny-petrie-brisbane-dies-traffic-incident-poland-police/8322314

>>72033343
NZ > Aus > Can > US

What's the kiwi stereotypical name?

feeling really attacked in /brit/ tonight

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>>72033402
smart lads appealing directly to the welsh there, you two have a lot in common

>>72033402
Even in ye old times, they advertise sheep shagging in new zealand.

>>72033432
What a crazy island.

>>72033226
they don't need to use that hardcore slang, nobody uses that in the cities unless they're tryhards. it's more the way this intrinsically american slang and accent comes so naturally to this guy, if you confronted him about it he would have no idea that he's speaking in an american way

these guys just live in their own little bubbles of american media at home and asian friend circles out in the city. one of my old asian roommates used to make generic complaints of racism directed at him (nothing of substance or based in reality of course because he never interacted with white people) even though he used to say generally racist stuff about blacks, was a slave to that racist chinese mindset

those that go back to china bring nothing with them, a friend in China asked some girl who'd been in melbourne if she followed a footy team; turned out she didn't even know what afl was, and melbournites are crazy about football

feeling really attracted to /brit/ tonight

>>72033443
Sam/Dave for Anglos probably

Tane/Hone/Rangi for Maoris

>>72033497
Thanks. x

>>72033349
Shut up Barry /QLD/+/NSW/ are best allies. need to succeed and form /NRL/ the nation of rugby league, leave Melbourne and the abo/inbreed states behind us

>>72033489
bender

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>>72033489
Yeah people aren't sperging out. It's pretty comfy :)

>>72033489
it's 9 30 am lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG-enah4ZDk

Having a rickshaw is fun but you don't half end up doing some cringey stuff.

Hey if you watch BBC inside out West Midlands they used it to film the bits where the guys are riding.

I went for an audition for Naked Attraction too.

>>72033537
Who ANCOM/LONDON here? XD

who /followsaflnorthofthebarassiline/ here?

Who /proxy faggot/ here??

@Our Man in Siam
When's thy next video release on J*wTube coming?
>>72031912
I need an ımage lıke thıs, but wıth a teenager.

>>72033555
How are things in Ethiopia? There was a poster here ages ago who banged some taxi drivers wife in Kazakhstan. I think he had dual citizenship with the US or another western country. Wouldn't be you, would it?

What ever happened to Tim? I've been gone, was he evicted?

>>72033606
No lmao. But I was born and raised in America

ive got a terrific pair of legs going

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>>72033562
Fuck it feels good to be Australian. get real sad when I see people talking ill about their own countries, bogles the brain how the US & UK got in to that

>>72033621
why did you you move to ethiopia?

>>72033628
pics. x

>>72033457
I love those old immigration posters. Speaking of the Welsh, did you know they had a settlement in Argentina?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_Wladfa

>>72033478
Oh yeah, and I think some exchange students just don't bother, especially the really rich ones. They don't care if they learn nothing, so long as daddy's paying for it all.

>>72033631
There are things I like and dislike about my country

making a RANDOM post heheheehehehe PENGUINS er and LLAMAS

>>72033661
Please don't do that again

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Been too lazy to post last thread but those comedian posts were really good, nice job.

Business idea: voice activated cigarette lighter.

>>72033672
COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! and CHEEEEEEEEESE

>>72033638
A confluence of factors. Got tired of living in NYC, a lot of my friends moved, my dad's getting old and I've got to take over his business.

Mainly though, /pol/fags arent totally wrong when they say that ethnostates are ideal. The West is wonderful and was my home for the majority of my life but people belong where theyre from imo.

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Wish I was as pretty as Miss Canada

>>72033650
yep this old chink roommate was 25 years old, parents paid for under and postgrad and never had a job in his life
he's still living in the accomodation despite graduating over a year ago. tempted to rat him out to the admin because he's definitely not supposed to be here and he was such an annoying cunt but he was so miserably hopeless I think I'll let him be

https://imgur.com/h3amPVX

>>72033684
Alexa, set this thing on fire for me

>>72033690
Don't you have a few Somalis over there? Do they integrate at all, or is there still a big divide between Christian/Muslim?

>>72033655
Hope you aren't a pseud who looking down from his nose, starts bashing on America and trump with his poofter mates.
I can see how America being a large country with massive political and social inertia it would be impossible to bring about the changes that you think need to be made though.
all and all, even though its an imperative to talk shit to and about American posters on /int/ it is a pretty good country and the fact that you dont like it makes you a soft cunt

>>72033762
Shall be going with "Trevor" .. or you can just say "Fire"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XTaOmNqlF0

>>72033688
VERY good post

>>72033739
are beauty pageants just affirmative action programs with out exception now?
getting very tired of this gimmick

>>72033690
did you move back to ethiopia because some meanie /pol/fags said you should go back to your country lel

what's the business?

>>72033771
We've had Islam here since the first migration during the time of Mohammed.

Somalis are welcome here but watched closely as far as terror is concerned.

Israel is an important ally for in that regard. They share a lot of intel with us and help us out geopolitically.

We're the 2nd fastest growing country in Africa right now so this is a critical time here.

not a fan of how failed british talent like john oliver, trevor noah, ricky gervais, piers mogran, etc all come over to america and bring their terrible schticks that made them unlikable in the uk with them

>>72033739
unironically ugly
there are decent looking asians, why did they choose a photoshopped lee lin chin

>>72033831
Not quite. Just getting in touch with my roots tbqh

>>72033856
what the fuck is the point of ricky Gervais without karl? I dont get it hes just some annoying manlet cunt

>>72033897
me on the top right

Poos pong of rice and noodles

haitiANO

are Nige

>>72033870
The stand up shows went to his head

>>72033844
Thanks lad, was very interesting. I read in some business paper that your national carrier is doing pretty well.

>>72033886
extras was good but I think a fluke, he's been shit ever since
you can see he stole some of karl's humour, especially in the second season
funny thing is he became exactly what he was making fun of, a sellout celebrity (except he's more a sellout than celebrity)

>>72033897
el hatiano

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FUCK YES! I thought I lost this image but just remembered the filename.

>>72033946
Ethiopian Airlines is overpriced but has solid service and is super safe.

Say hi to MissAlice for me m8

melbourne > rest

not reading a single pixel of any post that directly (You)s this post or indirectly pseudo-(You)s it. Case closed.

>>72033874
fair, really want to visit ethiopia someday, especially before the wildlife gets fucked by farming
what's the business?

>>72033978

would never fly an airline whose mechanics are africans

nothing personal it's the same reason why i won't fly chinese airlines

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>>72033990
I agree, my sister, brother and extended family all enjoy living there on benefits and breeding out the local Australians.

Fucking chilly tonight init my fellow pakehas??? Shivering under thrice-layered blanketry. Mayhaps the hot water bottle will be located for tomorrow. FUCKING mozzie
Slew the mozzie cunt. Now time for beddington bear!

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>>72034004
nothing wrong with the mechanics, it's the people you have to worry about

>>72033993
Real estate dev't. It's the only reliable way to make money here unless you have money to throw at a bigger business.

As far as wildlife is concerned, pretty much every country south of here should be your first stop.

This country is shit from a tourism perspective

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I тaкe shits like this in public toilets.
Sometimes I peek my head into another stall and say "hi!".

wanna chuff a kitty lads

>>72034021
think you mean the gc

>>72034046
oh hi mark

it is with a heavy heart that i must admit that the normies are at it again

>>72034044
the highlands look based though, want to see the geladas especially
though safari-wise kenya looks the way to go

>>72034057
No there's too many Maori's there. Melbourne is nice and diverse. You've got KFC and McDonalds, but also Burger King and Nandos too.

has anyone else ever looked at australians and thought "ah yes now there's a people perfectly suited to planet earth"

wanna plenk a bing bing lads

>>72034105
>burger lard
dont post this again

>>72034094
If you're a backpacking person, the Simien Mountains will do you right. 14.5k feet to the peak of our tallest mountain. Baboons, massive birds, incredible canyons.

has anyone else ever looked at the Irish and thought "ah yes now there's a people perfectly suited to planet earth"

wanna snuff a vlorp lads

feel as if the more time i spend in /brit/ the more depressed i get, tragic

second hot crossed bun of the year down the hatch

wanna knenk a blurk lads

>>72034134
how do you feel a connection to ethiopia if youre born and bred NYC? did you practice a lot of the cultural stuff at home? visit often?

Redpill me lads.

http://us.cnn.com/2017/03/05/politics/marines-explicit-photos-investigation/index.html

The Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) has opened an investigation into the online posting of potentially hundreds of explicit photos of current and former female Marines and other service members, CNN has confirmed.
A private Facebook group called "Marines United" contained a link to a Google Drive folder, where the photos were being stored, a US defense official told CNN. Members on the site solicited others to submit photos of women without their knowledge. The cloud storage folder has been removed at the request of the military,

Anyone got a copy before it was taken down?

>>72034134
thanks, saw an attenborough doco recently and was pretty fascinated by the geladas, seem more human than chimps in some ways
doubt I'll ever go though lol

>>72034037
difficult to fathom a grown man thinking that would be something smart to do

at least he didn't open it mid flight

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has anyone else ever looked at the Ewoks and thought "ah yes now there's a people perfectly suited to planet endor"

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wish these two would do a sex tape

new meme; OwO

>>72034195
fucking snapchat filters

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“Very soon we would both be completely twisted but there was no going back back back back back......We would have to ride it out”

>>72034188
I've travelled some of those flights, some of the people are literal peasants who've never flown in their life
a lot of them bring dried fruit and other shit on board, a mate had egg drip onto his head from where it had crushed in the compartment above lel

Lads you know Annette? Don't you wish you could scoop her up in 'a net'? And dump her in the sea!

mmhmm

>>72034229
with great power comes great responsibility

>>72034241
I caught a fish once, then put it back. It deserved a better life than I could offer it.

>>72034239
Wholeheartedly believe that all Chinese should be killed

>>72034270
bit racist m8

women who join the marines are either bull dykes or turbosluts

the marine corps is the worst branch to join because they don't offer enlistment bonuses and they have the smallest number of military occupational specialties

>>72034286
They are subhuman

do girls like femdom?

oh us

>>72034324
Prefer not to say

>>72034324
no, poley, the internet is not real life

howling

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I know what you did you snivelling runt
She knows and I know

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>>72034270
they weren't proper eggs as well they were this disgusting stuff, he was fucking livid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

honestly proper chinese aren't that bad, they're pretty funny just stuck in their country bumpkin ways. it's rich southerners who are insufferable and are 90% of the dickhead emigrants

how do i find a healthy masculine identity in this modern world? I find it hard to walk the balance between meathead and nu-male

>tfw cant comfortably bee myself

Can't saumy ima fanwu this

>>72034396
fuck off

>>72034396
Be the driver.

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>>72034396
read yukio mishima
lift weights
stop being so self concious

we are ALL going to make it x

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>>72034396
Homer, the Bible, Aristotle, and Plutarch

>>72034452
just shortcut it with molyneaux instead

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>>72033650
Some communist blokes from here settled in Paraguay in the late 19th century I think, called it New Australia. Some of their descendents still live there.

>>72034471
he really let the cracks show on that episode with the german caller

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>>72034501
have literally never watched an episode

2 hours 'til the budget, lads

>>72034516
Ive watched an hour of molymeme, and 40 minutes was that call. I was enthralled by his overt childlike sociopathy and projection

>>72034512
Ahahahahahhaha

What a fucking failure.

looking at good looking women makes me extremely depressed

>>72034554
Get our more.

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>>72034536
saw the beginning of one where he was asking for donations
he was such a cunt about it, discussing how he deserved it for the quality of his content and how he produces it for nothing

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>>72034471
>>72034501
I started watching one video and he was a total fuckin boofhead just spewing nonsense about who gives a shit pop culture crap.

How did he become a meme?

>>72034574
me on the left

>>72034581
that was one of the ones I watched as well, the fact that his followers just ignore his childlike behaviour makes me think its an e-cult like heavens gate

right this is it lads. killing myself today. goodbye forever.

>>72034625
include me in the note

>>72034607
*rubs your tummy*
whosagoodboy
WHOSAGOODBOY

>>72034625
How are you planning to do it?

>>72034574
that's me on the left

that's me in the corner

>>72034625
honestly please dont, just don't. Go and get therapy mate, things can turn around very quickly if you sort out your mental health

thats me in the spotlight

>>72034574
me on the left

>>72034586
he's unironically the most popular pop philosopher out there

he started out as a rothbardian libertarian to a full blown fascist

>>72034572
i get out quite often but i just saw some pictures of emily rudd and it is quite depressing.

>>72034574
defo me on the left

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>>72034643
Correct answer: Glue hands to head and hang yourself with piano wire. (Looks like you ripped your own head off)

>>72034609
I usually watch a bit of the sargoy for twis and it's pretty pathetic how these know nothing "NOH MEWDIA" tools keep getting bigger and bigger cults of personality to go with their even larger egos

moneh moneh moneh moooooooooooooooneh

MONEH!

>>72034702
Was having a think earlier about fame, bloody emperors new clothes. I really hate social pretension. Social politics are why i fantasize about the collapse of society and hoard .22lr ammo and food

>asleep at 6am
>wake up at half 10
oh yes

think owen jone actually watched sargon's video?

MUST BE FUNNY

owen jones is secretly very right wing and is trying to make the left as unappealing as possible to the masses

IN A RICH MAN'S WORLD

fuckin' spamblocker is filtering all my best stuff, blja!

>>72034776
all the things I could doooo

POOING... pooing

>>72034774
yfw the actual plan is to make the left so insufferable that everyone calls for right wing authoritarianism.

>>72034803
*writes something in my notebook*
hmm what, me? No no, nothing, nothing, just pretend im not here

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

>>72034747
I was making the opposite think actually. I want to be famous and would probly just do the same shit as these knobs 2bh

In the waiting room of a hospital. Some feminist shitter spreading her poison on the radio

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beautiful day outside and im going to spend it indoors, behind my pc with the curtains closed

>>72034837
which station is polluting the room?