the gf edition
anime
No ass
>>72029373
I think I've seen her in porn
What a shitty thread
>>72029411
she has a perfectly proportioned ass for a girl so skinny
>No ass
Post your best memris
>No ass
Why will no one post their qt cock?
>>72029438
>>72029462
Because I'll get banned
>>72029462
we have redditflags
>>72029464
>>72029462
I would but i would just get negative reviews
>>72029464
*licks your butthole*
>>72029468
>>72029476
>>72029487
Not excuses stop being faggots
>>72029566
why dont you post yours then
>>72029529
You look like a faggot
>>72029562
You are a faggot
>>72029566
You are Lord Faggatron
>>72029581
I'm a girl(female)
>>72029431
>>72029446
>not a black fedora
>>72029590
Post proofs and I'll post my dik
>>72029603
>Americans
What up, winners
>http://imgur.com/a/gVrfI
what did he mean by this
rate me
>>72029603
nice balls
hello
>>72029634
That's not you though, we've been through this many times
>>72029624
nothing
negro friends
>>72029641
Thanks
>>72029669
Best thing that happened to you so far this week?
>>72029689
still wigs me out
>>72029689
>>72029689
lesbo pussy mmhhhhh small
Pretty sure my asshole is bleeding. Fucking constipated and just did a brick shit. Fucking sweating and it feels like there is more.
>>72029692
can't think of anything Tbh bud
argennigger reporting in, pussy ugly af
>>72029689
>>72029705
>blown out pussy
Not sure about the butthole. Looks lightly used.
It is my destiny to create the Dakotan Empire and seize the Great Plains for myself
>>72029729
Same here, fella
Will be doing tests at school
Watching this vid, Nintendo is fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc
IM SO HOT I BE TRAPPIN IN SPANISH
>>72029771
*Heems krauts with ease*
mingin innit
>>72029705
moar fatass, post moar
Hmm...
>>72029786
>my video starts buffering when the screen goes pixely
oh well
>>72029772
It is my destiny to seize your bf for myself
>>72029689
>>72029705
>guy posts a pussy
>faggots fuck off immediately
>thread is kill
TRAUMATIZED
Think I might actually jerk off to Hope Solo nudes.
>>72029830
did you hear something?
>>72029911
>faggots fuck off immediately
Where the fuck have you been
>>72029925
:P
Watching " 12 Years a Slave " what is everyone else up to?
>>72029933
o shi
Did you guys know that Kanye West is Donald Trump's bitch?
>>72029940
I guess you've recovered now.
>>72029944
browsing /adv/ to realize how petty my complaints about life are
How do I get my brother to stop being a /pol/tard?
He keeps sending me "feminist gets OWNED videos" and the like
Been going on for about a year now
>>72029968
/adv/ is normie central though
Just a bunch of underage kiddos and women talking about their crushes
>>72029973
take estrogen and become a girl
that'll do it
>>72029968
>browsing /adv/
normals exit the premises
>Started writing down my thoughts as a means of venting stress
>My writings resemble that of a shitty philosopher major
>>72029973
put his powerlevels into perspective
show him he is just a babbie
>>72029983
>>72029995
I wish I was a girl
>>72029973
Take him out to a bar, make sure he buys all the drinks, have him blow a few hundred dancing to the sickest beats/getting sloshed. Then hook him up with an average 6/10 bar star, have him pay for a taxi and possibly risk getting an std.
That's how you create a normie.
>>72029995
>>Started writing down my thoughts as a means of venting stress
i have also started to do this, it's nice to look back at the text documents and see what was going through my mind
>>72029973
tell him to watch some "Masculinity gets WRECKED" videos
>>72030013
cuck
>>72029973
Find him a qt feminist to beta orbit.
dumb mornings
dumb work
dumb life
>>72030024
Yeah
>>72030030
here
>>72029973
At least your brother isnt a fucking tranny like mine, count your blessings you fucking idiot
>>72030030
Good morning bud
>>72030018
You'll know because first you get a 15min timeout, if the Mod doesn't approve Janman's handiwork by then you can keep posting until he does.
t. /cum/ outlaw
smart mornings
smart work
smart life
I've been up for 12 hours by now but I'm still in the mentality of only having just woken up
AAAaaaaaaaaAASAAAAAAAAAHHAJHAJHAJHJHASDGJHK>DASKGJK >GJKL:FASDFASDFH
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ADGO DAS
FGJ"
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the time just sort of goes by
>>72030048
wew, how did that happen?
>>72030041
weee
>>72030052
hey, good evening/day
so i've downed about 4.5mg of this benzo and i don't get what's so good about them, I just feel tired and a bit relaxed.
Also having trouble walking straight too
>>72030060
got banned once after my timeout was up
pretty fucked Tbh
>>72029982
depends on the thread
>>72030080
Dont do that
I'm really feeling it. I wanna fucking die
>>72030080
depends what benzo you took
4.5mg is nothing if it's something like valium
>pay for a pass
>still get banned
This wasn't part of the deal, Hiro.
>>72030107
>>72030075
Depression, hanging out with the wrong clique who knows it was probably a whole load of factors but he doesnt even keep in touch anymore. Dead to us basically
>>72030121
Is that a cockroach
>>72030089
That happens all the time, especially in off hours. Janman is so powerless the Mods control his entire custodial duties (which he does for free)
I ate a whole tub of hummus in 3 days
>>72030121
this makes me wanna die even more. I want a gf, roach flavored is fine
>>72030142
it's not to be honest
>>72030109
yeah it's a weaker benzo, clonazepam
this with little to no tolerance
>>72030099
why
>>72030143
That sucks anon. Hopefully he won't do anything drastic, like turning his dick inside out.
>>72030166
Why mess with benzos? Only they and alcohol can kill you from withdrawals.
I have no intrinsic use or worth
>>72030166
Benzos are bad
One of the worst drugs you could use
>>72030194
I agree
>>72030185
i am sorry
>>72030194
I agree
>>72030222
It's decided then.
>>72030218
>>72030091
what the absolute fuck
Sleep tight goobers
>>72030235
not so fast
Stop posting skellies im getting scared
>>72030266
Take this masculine anzu instead.
>>72030266
>30266 ▶
>Stop posting skellies im getting scared
boo
>>72030280
Is that eggman
>>72030246
Sleep well atleast 56% of the time
>>72030285
>Anonymous 03/08/17(Wed)01:25:48 No.72030285 ▶
>File: 1478233160166.jpg (104 KB, 567x1600)
>>>72030266
>>30266 ▶
>>Stop posting skellies im getting scared
>boo
tfw listening to $uicideboy$
hah alol
>>72030349
>that time Fitty roasted an African Kween
when i was in high school i overheard some fag talking to the teacher about what pronouns to call it
>>72030194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>72030376
>take your soul sister #1 ass to sleep
Stealing.
>>72030166
>clonazepam
>weaker benzo
it's stronger than xanax. you gotta take more, kiddo.
t. benzo pro
>>72030424
time for a midnight snack before bed
I think women deserve more respect then men
>>72030442
kendini öl
>Anime
Dont reply
Truly the Redman is more damaged than I ever realized.
>>72030376
kek
>>72030493
why do you uppity niggers forget where you are
>>72030494
Why are men more privileged
>>72030508
Just wanted to let you know that racism is not cool and it's not welcome in /cum/
>>72030531
the'yre tall
>>72030543
don't feed the namefag
Guys, I just found out that in the UK, they have taxes on what type of gas you use and certain types of fuel (diesel mostly)(same just different colors) can only be used by certain people in certain vehicles for certain professions, and you can actually get caught using this gas in your personal vehicle(s) and fined. As in they'll actually pull you over, siphon your gas tank and if it's a certain color they'll bust your ass...
They actually have widespread bootleg gas rings in the UK where they filter the red diesel (stolen), turn it clear, then sell it for a discount while still making money.
>>72030548
she's my friend
>>72030550
n to the a to the n to the n to the y to the s to the t to the a to the t to the e
what's that spell
one more time
that's
n to the a to the n to the n to the y to the s to the t to the a to the t to the e
N A N N Y
A
N
N
Y
S T A T E
T
A
T
E
>don't feed the namefag
>i must display my dominance on this chinese cartoon image board on the internet
>>72030550
We have the same here
>His Injun soul still burns when the Whiteman tries to keep him down
>>72030550
the uk needs to get its shit together
I can live with them not wanting guns they need an american tier revolution
>>72030570
Holy shit the U.K sounds like a nightmare. It's like the U.K is the testing ground for an ultra surveillance state of the future.
>>72030580
I'm gonna shove a flamingo fist up your ass
holy shit stop bullying me
>>72030550
>colour coded fuel
>>72030582
you forced me out of bed with that gondola
>>72030048
Have you smashed?
>>72030634
I don't know what that means
>>72030649
i had to save it
So does anyone else in /cum/ have close family members who dropped off the radar and that no one has seen or heard of in years?
My older brother dropped out of high school and ran away from home and no one's heard from him in 10+yrs
>>72030672
That's hilarious
>tfw 2 midterms tomorrow
>>72030672
do you think hes still alive?
>>72030672
my half-brother's crazy wife got him to cut off all contact with our mom and our family
going on 4 or 5 years, probably won't ever see him again, or my nephews and niece
>>72030538
>uncool
Why has this become such a popular thing to say? Complete platitude.
>>72030699
She'll probably cuck him or something and then he'll come back
>tfw everyone is studying while I'm at march break
>>72030550
>CCTV on every block to the point it might as well watch you shit in your own home
>TV licensing with full blown Gestapo tactics sniffing out the perps "stealing" fucking television
>Color coded gasoline
>claim to be the most civilized people yet can't even watch a soccer match, a fucking childs game, without just as many cops as fans present
Missing so much but just that alone makes me smile.
>>72030683
You'll be ok dude
>"""'march break"""""
EVERYONE STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING KEK
We really need to stop paint thinner and shit from going on reserves. It's clearly fucking up their brains.
>>72030748
Just stay faaar away from reserves and the downtown core of your city and you'll be okay
>>72030656
oh wow thank you. it's a big honor to have a finn save a gondola I saved from some other guy
Hey /cum/,
Anon trying to get with the boer chick reporting in. Today, I saw her and ate lunch with her. I asked her if snapchat wasn't a good method of contacting and she told me she doesn't really check her snapchat often, so she gave me her number. I'm gonna ask her out to some campus event on Friday. My only concern is that she has a tennis match on Saturday so I need to find out if her team is leaving on Friday or Saturday.
Thank you for believing in me, and please keep cheering for me.
tfw to intelligent to get a gf
>>72030550
We have the same here
http://spankbang.com/13k0v/video/whoayoyowebettanixdatidea
what do >we think of latinas?
my friend keeps trying to get me to talk to girls he knows but they never accept my social media requests reeee
at what point do you just decide to end it
Fact: You are a fag
I give up on trying to socialize
I cannot get along with anyone if I try to talk to people and acting naturally is just sitting in silence in a group and hoping no one notices me.
I think I have next to zero social awareness. I can never pick up on jokes or cues
4chan is the only place I feel like I fit in
>>72030775
i have to set up a gondola sanctuary folder
>>72030776
Congrats dood
>>72030780
doesn't that mean you're a fag or ugly
>>72030788
is that url supposed to work?
>>72030776
GL
>>72030794
You should kill yourself
>>72030792
fact: your hand is really warm
>>72030797
that's a good one. I used to have a bunch but I don't know what happened
>>72030813
I'll tough it out
Better than the void
>>72030812
You seem to really like that pic
>>72030813
too far
>>72030818
how can you say the void is bad
>>72030780
Same bro
>>72030672
I'm a dop ted, so pretty much yeah.
While Trump is bad I'm glad we didnt get these monsters into power
>>72030788
I would insert my genitalia into some of them.
>>72030802
>>72030812
thanks m8s
>>72030794
bruh, I was a HUGE social retard when I started uni- homeschooling will do that to ya. You just gotta keep trying. Practice makes perfect.
What also helped me was the Carnegie book- How to Win Friends and Influence People. It's like someone wrote a book on how to be a normie for people who missed out on things most people take for "common sense"
http://images.kw.com/docs/2/1/2/212345/1285134779158_htwfaip.pdf
please try giving it a read, it's a very helpful book.
anyone have good music suggestions that make you feel like more of a lonely piece of shit? preferably melancholy and sung by a woman
>>72030858
oy vey
>While Trump is bad
>>72030858
how awful
>>72030840
saved
Whats this cash me outside meme I keep hearing about
>>72030858
spinach pancakes are goat fucking tier with cranberry jam and potato or mushroom salad
>>72030862
I too think that's a good book to shill
>>72030858
The face of evil
>>72030862
I've been suggested this book a lot from people in chat groups and stuff a lot
Always assumed it was a meme but I'll check it out
>>72030886
sounds black
you know what they call a Ford?
>>72030889
i wish i actually found healthy slop like this enjoyable to eat
>>72030906
fix it again tony
>>72030885
That is retarded
>>72030897
Havent seen /cum/ beast in a while
>>72030672
nigga what the fuck
>>72030906
Bad bowtie
>>72030921
>>72030937
Comfy
>>72030937
this smile
he knows the jannys furious rage
>>72030866
Sharon von etten
getting ready
Are all the non /cum/ flags just proxies?
>>72030987
Nah. They legit
>>72030987
Only Denmark and Lithuania.
i heard the janny hates this image
>>72030866
The Lone Descent album by of the wand & the moon
>>72030977
boo
>>72030999
>>72031000
Only in /balt/
>two in a row
what does /cum/ think of the persuasion man?
>>72031004
>>72030999
i wonder what the janny says about cum
>>72031023
I don't understand the picture or the joke. He has gotten mad pussy and he #shrekt Hillary and her over 1 billion dollar ( lel ) campaign
does janny not like double checking?
Is mass effect 3 worth downloading?
I liked the first two but wasn't a super big fan
>>72031070
just wait for andromeda, it's gonna be epic
>>72031034
probably that we're great
someone do a secret mission and find out
then he'll be my friend
>>72031034
>implying /cum/ is relevant enough
How do i age this gracefully?
>>72031037
it's a parody of his book
>>72030928
>>72030928
>>72030928
>>72030928
Can we all laugh at this guy for a sec?
>>72031087
you can't, you're gonna be fucking ugly
>>72031070
It scraps a lot of rpg elements but I thought it was decent til the ending. They supposedly fixed it but i never played through again
May as well finish the trilogy though senpai
>>72031087
be born with good genes
also which end is old and which is young? I'm guessing top left is young just because it looks like film
>>72031087
What the fuck?
>>72031070
the ending is pretty disappointing, and it's more railroady with some weird writing directions. also nothing you do matters.
if you played the first two maybe?
Why does my laptopr keep dropping the connection randomly for no fucking reason senpaitachi?
>>72031100
I've seen that guy posted before, not sure if it's really the poster. See also:
>>72030857
>>72030857
>>72030857
Wow, I don't even know where to start.
People consider Romeo and Juliet a great "tragedy" but I couldn't stop falling asleep during it.
I never thought art could bring me to such emotional highs and lows until I watched Clannad
>>72030999
>there's not a single post on-topic on closer inspection
>closer inspection
oh I think he means user discretion. happens a lot in third worlds that don't have common law
>>72031106
they didn't fix it, they just added in some random extra cinematic stuff and let you ask the hologram reaper more question at the end.
and added an extra bad ending as a fuck you to the players (if you shoot at hologram kid it cuts to an ending where the reapers win)
>>72031135
>>72031100
Posting face outside of /fa/ and /soc/ should be a bannable offense desu
>>72031116
Yeah top left is young and bottom right is old
>>72031156
how do we know janny even exists?
BAN ME OR YOU DON'T EXISTS
>>72031217
i win again
>>72031152
It's bretty good. I wanted him to sex kyou tho tbhfam
Why are all the asian women I know who bitch about yellow fever almost always dating white dudes
It's almost like clockwork
just watched episode one, gonna watch attack of the clones now buds
>>72031275
That was my University exactly. Every SJW asian had white bf's.
pic very much related
>>72030998
retard
>>72031298
don't forget the clone wars series (both of them) before episode 3
>>72031311
Why do you have this saved?
>>72031336
the animated kid series? (yeah i know star wars in general is for kids but you know what i mean)
>>72031275
sour grapes of ugly asian girls
>I want a white bf but can't get one
>if I can't have a white bf they must be racist pigs
>/mu/ meme-ing and saying magical mystery tour was the worst of the beatles
Literally their best work tbqhwy
>>72031340
I enjoy rustling that shitposting chinese guy in San Francisco's jimmies.
>>72031336
speaking of cartoons, reminder that Samurai Jack comes back this month- so get caught up and rewatch seasons 1-4!
>>72031367
don't forget rebels after episode 3
>>72031368
>extreme right
>second from the left
What did they mean by this?
>>72031368
is the top left even asian?
>>72031401
a negro and a cracker infiltrated
dark souls II is
TRASH
R
A
S
H
>>72031393
whats rebels?
>>72031410
yep
the dlc's can be fun map and enemies wise
>>72031411
it's the clone wars (second series) sequel series
you have to wait for it to finish, then you can move on to episode 4
>>72031373
you're joking right
what track do you even like on that album
the rebels are terrorists
>>72031373
Best is Sgt pepper or Abbey Road and always will be. But that's just my opinion. The greatest flaw /mu/ has is that music is subjective, even though people are going to argue about objective rankings of things.
>>72031431
flying is god tier, are you tonedeaf?
>>72031444
White album > Abbey Road > Revolver = Rubber Soul > Let it Be naked = Sgt Pepper
t. listened to every beatles album and song bajillions of times because of my sister
>>72031466
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>72031410
take what you said bitch
>>72031410
yeah. pretty odd to see anyone defend it unironically and say they still play it
>>72031410
series peaked at demon's souls, and bloodborne was okay. everything else was GARBAGE
>>72031480
GARBAGE
O
D
-
A
W
F
U
L
>>72031480
back*
meet in iron keep bridge in 10 minutes, boy
>>72031466
It's the Russians hacking /cum/!
WHY WON'T JANNY NOTICE ME
>>72031495
i bet you cant even touch me
whats your soul memory boy
>>72031431
To be fair the singles side is very good.
>>72031505
i'm one of those people who messes with floor model computers to make them look horrible.
i helped create floor model reset options by being an asshole.
>>72031517
fuck if I know
>>72031448
get the fuck outta here man
that album's fucking whack as shit
>>72031527
fite me rite now!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72031444
>music is subjective
sound is but a wavelength that can be calculated and analyzed with algorithms
to say science is subjective is absolute poppycock
smallville: the talon mix speaks my life story
my soul feels the music
>>72031533
you're a pleb and your shits retarded
listen to more psychedelic music then try it again
>>72031533
because LSD
>>72031570
>california
FUCKING PINOYS, GET OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>72031570
don't expand this image, this is some of that CIA shit
>>72031570
>>72031570
I have never been so proud
I'll always read creampie as creempee
>>72031570
i can barely read that image text kys
>>72031570
>anita queen
How is that even possible?
>>72031555
I have ingested enough psychedelics in my life to kill a large raccoon or a bird of prey. Still prefer melodic music to DUUUUDE type shit.
>>72031443
Correct
>>72031506
Because you're not pretty enough
>>72031570
cia out
>>72031630
you dont even need psychedelics, Ive never done drugs and I still like it
Im saying listen to more of the genre so you get a bigger picture of what the musical styles were at the time
try 5th dimension by the byrds, for starters
New
>>72031652
>>72031630
You cant od on psychs :)
>>72031667
yeah you can
>>72031570
thinking man tier: college/compilation
simple, hard working man tier: creampie, milf ebony
braindead autistic tier: asian, teen