You wake up in Europe

ah finally to the land of my ancestors

>>72029267

I board the first flight back home to NY

the plane is bombed by a third generation Belgian citizen.

my protective coat of blubber allows me to survive the fall.

>>72029267
go back to sleep

>>72029287
This

Walk 10 minutes and get to another country

>>72029267
go to Italy an visit ancestors town, then move to Spain and sleep all day
tfw you dont have to work cuz theirs no jobs

>>72029287
excellent post

>>72029267
day like every other

>>72029287
This

Pray to Allah

>>72029287
This.

Just like every morning