sue edition
>>72026915
only asians in brit should be pakis
spaff
>>72026915
I GOT 2 BAD BITCHES IN MY SLEEPING BAG
imagine being french, ew
babs
maow
good evening friends
effy season 1 desu
Business idea: invade iceland and get revenge for the cod wars
6 foot women, go or no?
I've never had an interesting conversation
people have had interesting conversations with me however
*farts out your cum*
babestation
>>72026971
nonce
>>72026966
Meew
>>72026950
It's a different kind of feel.
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5y0ic1/poachers_break_into_paris_zoo_shoot_rhino_dead/
holy shit frogs get your act together
*blocks your path*
>>72026995
need to do a sex weewee in her hair
>JFs persist in posting here
>>72026945
you caught my attention so i looked this song up. liked it 2bh, going to add it to my hiphop playlist on spotify. thanks icelad
>>72027024
fucking vietnamese think the horn is aphrodisiac
>>72027052
They learned it from you
>>72027059
learnt
>>72027059
Must be our long history with rhinos
>>72027062
have you considert suicide today yet
todo list for today:
-have a wank
-do a poo
-make an arrangement
-have a look
-have a go
-get involved
-do a post
>>72027048
wew
too bad shakwell has only done 3 songs
>>72026974
not a fan of women more than 4 inches taller than me
>>72027062
>>72026971
>15
nonce
season 2 is acceptable
>>72027104
interesting. i like that, desu. it shows he is only doing songs that are good/meaningful
black mirror is kind of good
>>72027090
>>72027126
tru
DRUNK ASF RN
Unpopular Opinion: Ayn Rand isn't actually that bad
>>72027143
why does iceland hate Israel?
>>72027144
could not care any less than i do right now
fuck off
member the good old days?
>>72027160
KIKES!!!!!
>>72027133
t. Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani
>>72027170
shut the fuck up leaf, your posts are shit
>>72027170
i've been to taco bell exactly once and i was cooked out of my mind so i don't remember all that much
me and the bf last night
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488923654919.webm
>>72027182
49%
>>72027106
you're not a fan of 5'6'' women then?? haha
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-39187496
Ah yes, the BBC.
>>72027183
not as bad as yours
*hakks your path*
need a gf who's legally a dwarf
>>72027167
it's could care less, sweetie xx
>>72027250
rina hatsume
>>72027236
i've not in all my life seen even one moderately funny female comedian
what is wrong with them
>>72027198
>>72027236
>WHY DID YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH
>>72027236
quite enjoying this transformation of one of the world most respected news sources in to feelings orientated buzzfeed 2.0
>>72027275
the only themes of jokes they do are sex, even the titles of their shows
>inside Amy schumer
>full frontal with Samantha bee
>>72027306
all me
:O
>>72027306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quuEMctHGCQ
>>72027277
Black president
r8 this rap i made please, thanks!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488943036474.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488943036474.webm
>>72027306
thank you for giving me two (you)s in exchange for a video I will not watch
>>72027306
all me
>>72027322
At least he's not a muslim
Moorehead Rides Again! Gordon Moorehead and the exploding breasts
*screams in your ear*
>>72027323
kys
PLEASE can we talk about politics and Muslims and communism and Nazis all night again PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwpgBYbPxWY
the finnish gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XYuxO3dOcs
reminder that sadiq khan is actually an alright mayor
https://youtu.be/dEYYI1ii0AU?t=20
is this death grips?
>>72027401
i wouldn't suck a fart out of her asshole, but i'd at least stick my tongue in it. 7/10
>>72027236
jesus christ
can you imagine somebody actually saying some of these at work
>>72027403
imposter
>>72027414
IBIZA
gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada
GN
have 5 hours to finish a project ive' had a year to do
very sleepy though
better pop a xanax to help me concentrate
poo
>>72027425
>>72027448
>chomping whole bars
don't do this
2mg alprololololzolololam is far to much
>>72027469
I just now say what the reflection is in his glasses OwO
>>72026971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ZzqiJwS-Y
>>72027493
TRNH
a lot of the shit in wikileaks latest drop is fuckig terrifying lads
>the techstep leaf is here
ah yes
wikileaks openly undermining the cia
sounds like the work of a noble non state actor to me, definitely no russians involved, no siree
>>72027236
I am officially withered
>>72027524
why don't you give us a few example then before I ring your neck
>>72027525
neither of those is techstep you muppet
>>72027395 neurofunk
>>72027504 skullstep
the meds the doc has me on are neutering my sex drive
>>72027562
mate i do NOT care about your shitty subgenres of dnb
jump up or pipe down desu
>>72027563
not a problem then^^
since you don't have sex and all >.>
>>72027562
both sound like complete trash
>>72027544
fuck the CIA
>>72027563
flush all of em pills.
that's how I do
>>72027576
hmmm >>72027519
don't think I'd miss my sex drive
>>72027576
foy
>>72027587
i need them desu
God bless the people of East Anglia
choon for the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSDWq6HsJE
>>72027584
why fuck the cia? they perform a vital role protecting the interests of the united states and collaborate with five eyes to protect both of our nations. terrorism and shieet is actually real and would kill much more people without the work they do
>>72027617
>tfw you remember when this song first came out
>summer before starting high school
>last happy time of my life
hmmmmmm
jump up is shit
>>72027616
UP THE TRACTOR BOYS
>>72027640
jesus christ you're old as fuck
>>72027640
>tfw
>>72027549
have a look for yourself
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/
>>72027640
>tfw you remember when this song first came out
>summer before i started kindergarten
>last happy time of my life
hmmmmmm
>>72027649
o-only 29
>>72027661
nah
>>72027666
grandpa
>>72027661
i try to avoid russian state propaganda outlets
>>72027621
>protecting the interests of the united states
I'm not an American and they don't work in my interests
>>72027649
This website wasn't meant for kids. You're cancer. Come sit on daddy's knee and I'll tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a website which attracted genuine subversives: anarchists, paedophiles, black hat hackers, activists, and all manner of sociopaths and shit-disturbers. These people turned into Anonymous and made some very serious men in dark suits and Gargoyle shades very angry. These very serious men made it known to m00t that he could either nerf his subversive website into the text equivalent of Habbo Hotel or he could get all his servers seized by the NSA and spend some quality time in Gitmo. And because m00tiekins had the spine of a jellyfish, he kicked out the subversives and opened the door to you brainless little teenyboppers to keep the ad revenue rolling in.
So we're not trespassing on your website, you sunken-headed twerp, YOU are squatting on OURS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlUE5QI6xvY
listened to this album every day after work for like two months, and now anytime i hear this song i think of sitting on my porch drinking twining's and smoking cigarettes.
>>72027706
they protect your country
you are military and intelligence allies
things they find out that affect you will be shared with your govts intelligence agencies
canada can't police the world, the USA literally can and they need the CIA to do that
imagine being stuck inside the ecuadorian embassy in London and unable to leave
Farted in the kitchen earlier and my family thought there was an open sewer outside wafting in
>>72027752
assange btfo
>>72027712
Yeah
SO WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME
DARLING CAN'T YOU HEAR ME
SOS
Absolutely atrocious bait from this lad talking about the CIA
Embarrassed you thought this was good for even a second, doubly embarrassed for the leaf who fell for it
>>72027712
here here
Julio Gomez
14"
Look it up
Ah yes, the extensive legacy of accomplishment of the Scandinavian peoples.
Business idea: portable embassy
england
>>72027781
it's literally not bait desu lad
obviously i would say that but the CIA are unironically a necessary organisation
Well, I got a job and I put my money away
But I got the kind of debts that no honest man can pay
So I drew out what I had from the central trust
And I bought us two tickets on that coast city bus
>>72027751
>they protect your country
LOL
I expect Americans to be this delusional but not brits
utter yank cockmongler you are
did you even read the Wikileaks release?
doesn't sound like its in my interests.
Regardless of your views of BREGGSIT, surely everyone must realize that its pathetic and immature of the EU to spite their face and scientific/social/economic interests in punishing Britain, just because a sovereign nation didn't want to submit further to Germany's grandiose nation-state-obfuscating experiment.
IN A RICH MANS WORLD
>>72027905
don't particularly care
redpill me on elsa jean
Should've been a soldier lads
>>72027876
your phone may be briefly tapped to make sure you're not planning to bomb the united states or any of its allies, including your own country.
muh big scary intelligence agencies are literally performing a vital service keeping you safe. Privacy in electronic communications is dead anon, get used to it
>>72027932
She wears someone else's jeans
>>72027952
staggeringly good post
>>72027952
>>72027952
>>72027952
Forgot to add
hahahahaa
if you're concerned about the government spying on you via the internet or through your phones, go live in a cave with some goats
>>72027952
Yeah cus you pooed in them
kinda cool how the CIA do cyberattacks on Russia and China all the time
>>72027950
going to start texting the word "bomb" to myself every day and see if I get arrested
>>72027982
The world famous British banter......
>>72027649
fuck off, newfaggot
>>72027950
I don't want to be safe
taking away muh freedom to bomb
>>72027993
you won't get arrested, your phone/emails will be tapped, briefly glanced over by a nsa or cia or gchq analyst and then placed on a low-risk watchlist
>>72027975
exactly my plan
>>72028018
boring
>>72027975
is this about osama bin laden? if so, biting social commentary, good stuff overall
is /muhcommunism/ finally over? is /brit/ back now?
just, yup, hmm, lemme squeeeze thru right here.
Ah, yes! this is the spot. 'tis now time to make the deposition. HMFRRRRG NNYE GET OUT
[face rapidly gets redder]
AAAAHH!
[quivers and deeply exhales in relief]
leaving this in its rightfull place
[quickly scurries away towards the exit]
>>72028056
They're bitching about the cia now...
got an idea for a new gimmick: watching anime at 04:00
i wish i didn't have to work for a living. or at least make enough money doing something i love rather than hating 8-10 hours of my life 5 days a week :(
>can't grow a beard
reckon the balding process may have started lads
run my hands through my hair in the morning and a good deal of hair comes out
>>72028099
rub cum on your cheeks
>>72028104
are you on chemo or something?
the so called gf
>>72028075
fucking yawn
>>72028104
you're a man, just wear a hat
>>72028104
Rub cum on your head
actually looked it up and it's fairly normal
>>72028104
might just have a thyroid deficiency
see your gp
reminder to sit up straight and stay hydrated x
>circumcised people walk around all day with their knobhead rubbing against their dry undies
ouch
>>72028147
this pic is the only good thing to have come from r9k
Well we all want something beautiful
Man I wish I was beautiful
is reginald d hunter a 'nigga'?
>>72028197
he's a charming black man
>>72028207
Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
>>72028169
Hate when that happens desu, feel it right throught your back
KATS R KUNTZ
any of you lads like obscure nigerian afro-jazz music?
is this the so called American high culture?
https://youtu.be/7YLy4j8EZIk
>>72028263
potentially
>>72028238
is that the smiths
>>72028276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYcW57Ni9To
the gf
>>72028278
You really have to ask?
setting out to make this the new flag of canada wish me luck buds
I hate every single one of you
>>72028318
THIRTEEN
FUCKING
LEAFS
>>72028295
feels good seeing women with little small dildos
every time i see those monsters they lug around i get self conscious
>>72028318
I'm the King leaf in the middle.
>>72028297
stop eating meat
Is Taboo worth watching lads?
>>72028346
>women
>>72028328
Rude tbqh
>>72028349
>King
That's the The Crown of Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, also known as The Queen Mother's Crown
Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
Who are young and alive
Driving in your car
I never, never want to go home
Because I havent got one anymore
rorke - Churchill
rasheed - MacDonald
radical centrist - Lloyd George
>tfw no cute brit bf
>>72028289
quite good
>>72028397
Chorlton-on-Medlock on the map
>>72028346
he's a camwhore fairy with an abusive boyfriend and he posts on /lgbt/ wishing death and misery to all around him
I knew him when he was straight and male, it hurts seeing that photo
>>72028104
>reckon the balding process may have started
go fully shaven like a skinhead, regardless of political beliefs.
>>72028419
glad you enjoyed it
>>72028447
he looks like a girl
I almost fell for the tranny meme ~10 years ago
>>72028513
i would let him suck my dick
m-maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AZpW1k0-s
funny simpsons meme
>>72028551
it'll fall off m8
>>72028318
t. proud Scottish–Canadian Gael
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Gaelic
>>72028576
how?
runts
morning lads
>>72028681
morning la'
morning, runt
>be me
>recovering from operation
>can't walk yet
>running out of food
>mum offers to make a round for me
>writing list
>'burgers, pizza, ice cream'
>reads like a childrens birthday party menu
>bin it
>make new list
>salad and water
hate this
happy international womens day
>>72028719
is there one for men
Please take your women back
>>72028736
yeah the other 364 days hahaha
sorry that was sexist
>>72028736
yeah, last year it was on the same day as toilet day
>>72028738
London is nothing to do with us mate
>>72028751
Except for mothers day and valentines day x
>>72028738
Probably sucks a mean dick tho
>>72028738
>London
just another city state
>>72028761
>remove London
>UK becomes irrelevant and poor
>London remains
>'nah but London ain't us'
>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with Britain
>Yeah like I must have watched the Harry Potter movies like a thousand times haha
>>72028764
>tfw my mother's been dead since 2013 and i've never had a gf/been on a date
>>72028738
>not furiously populating every British womb with a superior Australian baby to hasten the end of White Britons
>>72028793
>this is a 10/10 in florida
need a cockney bird gf
>he hasn't grown accustomed to healthily eating and junk–foods are his default.
runtishly infantile, really.
>>72028681
what's thy schedule or agenda for today, wageman?
Paul > George > Ringo > John
>>72028829
all runts
>>72028829
correct
BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEE-click
Ah yes, your alarm has gone of-BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET-click
Time for work wagie, wakie wakie wagie
Time to get dressed and hop on the b-LEET BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET-click
Have fun x
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>72028864
what if I enjoy my job haha
I don't, but what if I did
I don't even have a job
I've not even gone to bed yet
hahahaha my life's an absolute failure
don't even care enough to try and fix it anymore
hahaha?
>>72028882
Then you would still resent to a degree the fact that you need to wake up a-BLEET BLEET BLEET-t a specific time 5 days a week
You may just not feel like going in to work
shall i go to waffle house tomorrow lads?
>tfw no brit bf
top of the mornin' to ye
>>72028895
Cheer up. More to life than work.
don't have a kettle but want some twining's
>>72028990
>there's more to life than work
>but you'll probably get the worst of it if you're unemployed
alri mate
my pensioner dad bringing the banter on facebook haha the madman
>>72029006
You are right min.
why do people think London is part of the UK?
>>72029051
did someone order a sexy smooth 1960s bossanova choon??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoKmp9Ooywk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHPoyRWgyU
So many people go on a night out looking like this... wanks like.
pull my finger
Almost $500 to be in the first 12 rows at a Midnight Oil concert near me
not a happy chappy
* puts mouth over your bumhole and pulls your finger*
sleeping arrangements have been made for st. patrick's weekend with the lads. all my doing of course they couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, now to sort out the transportation, booze and gear
>>72029130
rate my din-din
want a phone that has the battery life of an android but the ease of use of an iphone
what do i get
>>72029195
dunno
want to get drunk, but i got laid-off in january and whiskey is expensive.
>temperature in double figures all week
so it begins
>>72029202
thats what god said when he created you when he was asked about your life aspirations
LMAO!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
Pure
>>72029236
>last heatwave was a fat fuck
>am now a skinny fuck
bring it on
>>72029238
Grow up
>>72029253
really good post
>>72029195
no such thing!
>asked if I want to go see ____ _______ playing a concert in Hyde Park, London instead of Liverpool.
umm, yeah, going to Beijing-upon-Thames instead of the North where I can go to see 2 rugby league matches in one week-end aswell as said artist playing a concert. No, thank you.
wtb bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a79Y5VOude8
*has a piss*
>>72029276
Thank you.
>>72029253
>>72029281
mfw an atheist civilisation is as possible as a feminist one
(meaning never)
some unfunny australian bloke just got his own talk show here
Norway
>alan thrall in my recomended videos
the film eurotrip is incredibly accurate desu
>look around all the beautiful European cities and all the niggers and hijabs everywhere
tragic
>>72029398
didnt trump say these exact words?
>>72029407
He said "Paris... Is not longer France!" I think, it is just awful though. All the beautiful Europeans just be replaced with the worst people in the world, at least if it were east Asians or Latinos I could hope they'd care for the civilisation but Arabs and blacks? Fucking hell....
Business idea: domesticate bears
Just gave the old plums a good smashing with the door lads
that's my dream
that's my nightmare
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488788734640.webm
>>72029533
That's my gf
why does japan love making games about white people
could the royal air force defeat a dragon
>>72029565
Dragons aren't real...
>>72029576
shut up
>>72029576
neither is the royal air force
>>72029565
that's not a dragon its a wyvern
end yourself
haven't eaten in over a week
haven't showered or shaved in months
>>72029576
neither is the queen
>>72029533
>ts esmee
so that's what that tranny's called
*notes this down*
>>72029625
flints still that bad huh?
so bros does tinder work or what
>>72029665
for a cheeky shag and girls that are pretty weird, sure.
Been on about 12ish dates now. Shagged 4 of them.
Only one was worth talking to for a few weeks, but even she was a bit mental.
Would rather not meet my gf from it
Nothing like warming your feet up during those cold winter months by peeing on them lads
what if i do an ol' 'cide?