/carib/ - Act 17: The Party

>>72025474
first for epilepsy

>>72025514
hope you made it through ok.

>>72025391
basically no but they still keep us on campus till mid afternoon

>>72025765
For what reason?

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>>72025849
that is the question that is making me wonder why i get out of bed in the morning

also didnt realize that the op was a gif
i was not prepared

>>72025895
Have you asked them about that?

)))

>>72025474
Yay for epilepsy, also great work my friend.

>>72026196
we were supposed to have class because 'time is limited'
nobody came to teach us
never mind that we still have the entirety of engine management and ignition system repairs to cover by the end of the week

What the Maroon wars was about?

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I heard Poortufreak and James were gonna compete for Val's hand in marriage so here I am
I want in on the action

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>>72027627

>>72027779
Kuudere asf

Almost every dish with a creamy sauce is HORRIBLE reheated. I think I'm gonna do more tomato sauces...

>>72027627
>James
the plot thickens

>>72028016
You're motivating me to take up experimental cooking again

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>>72027627
>furries

Good night mates

Happy international women's day, /carib/.
Any plans?

>>72033400
>international women's day
>implying they don't get treated better every day

PK pls

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>>72027627
The fight is gonna be on top of Sero Jamanota at noon later this month. There's gonna be vendors selling popcorn and nachos. Expect blood.

>>72037112
Can I be the ring announcer? Also why not set the event at night so that can a nice lighting setup can be installed to make it feel more important?

>>72033400
I'll pretend I'm a girl today so that I can feel special.

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>>72037433
Sure, you can be the minister too since the winner (me of course) will marry Val immediately after.

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>>72038276
>yfw she elopes with the nacho vendor

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>>72038344
The vendors work for me :^(

>>72038519
But you don't work for her
T.T

How's life over there /carib/?

>>72038276
You might have better odds since you are used to the climate, and don't have to travel far for the fight so you won't be jet lagged. I will run a sim to see who wins.

>>72038735
Rainy and windy. Wish I could have stayed back home today desu.

>>72039956
>Rainy and windy. Wish I could have stayed back home today desu.
Meant more so life quality of people over there.

>>72040047
Well, generally, it's not great. It depends where on the crabs you live.

>>72040628
Crabs?

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>>72033400
>Happy international women's day
That reminds me, women failed to get equal rights here in the last referendum despite women making up the majority of the voting block.
>>72037112
What kind of fight?
UFC?Boxing or even a Horseback duel.
>>72038735
It's great, mostly

>>72043031
>its great mostly
I think he knows since he lives in the united states too :P

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>>72027779
Ami ke abo :c

>>72028060
How?

>>72028161
>normies

>>72037112
Lit

>>72046376
One challenger now has a name

>>72047385
Oh, you're just not part of our public sekrit klub

>>72049714
*autistic screeching*
Telegram was a mistake.

>>72038735
Shit

>>72049908
Everything was a mistake

>>72027627
Who is James, why i'm going to compete for Val's hand in marriage, and why is this furry homosexual call me a freak?

Did i miss something?

>>72054614
Post feet

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New shirt came in, pls r8 lads.

>>72036635
They will as soon as I meet them if you know what I'm sayin'.

>>72049908
Glad I didn't fall for the telememe meme now that it has been revealed that CIA can snoop on your convos there.

>>72054614
Yes, be prepared.

>>72056263
Is the purpose of this tshirt to help you get choco gf?

Won't fruit flavored girls feel bad about it?

>>72056858
> Glad I didn't fall for the telememe meme now that it has been revealed that CIA can snoop on your convos there.
They can snoop on your convos here

>>72057159
yeah, but 4chin doesn't calim to be a secure end-to-end encryption comms platform

>>72057159
>Doing anything suspect on a nonburner phone
ishyddt

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Emp has freeleech today, i'm filing my HDD with TBs of 4k black qts porn

>>72056263
I agree with your shirt but i would never wear thet in public
>>72056103
Homosexuals are not welcome here

>>72059472
>>72038276
Can you guys give me brief descriptions of yourselves so that I can model you for the match simulation? Also what ring attire and what colors should they be.

>>72060974
>so that I can model you for the match simulation
What??????

>>72061159
see >>72027627

I'm gonna simulate it to see who has the best chances of obtaining xer affection

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>>72027926
Don't I fit the tsundere role? Can I be both? Hmm...

>>72046376
Pls no.

>>72061352
i'm still not sure what you guys are talking about, but carry on
I'm blond and have blue eyes

Greentext your history, I wanna know more

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Also, i was watching The Grand Tour and i found the next /carib/ OP pic

>>72061650
>spain btfo
>england btfo
>wait england pls
>pls help

>>72061650
>Spain btfo
>French....we don't want them anymore
>England takes us
>We what independence
>England: k
>Wait pls...that was a mistake

>>72062024
see
>>72027130

>>72061799
Yes that is a thread pic contender

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>>72063341
idk

Lesser Antilles > Greater Antilles

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>>72063869

>>72063869
I wouldn't say better, just different

>>72061548
>Don't I fit the tsundere role?
Not really, you're aren't negative towards them just distant and cold.
>>72061650
>Hey Britain can we take a whack at self Governance
>Britain: K, but you still have to Recognise the Crown
>Turks and Caicos: We don't wanna join you in this endeavor, but if you do well we'll mass immigrate to you with no shame

>>72063820
Why Jamaicans don't know their own history?

>>72054027
NSFW, I see a bit of sack.

>>72056263
EXCELLENT!

>>72056858
Did you know that President Truman regretted the creation of the CIA?
He didn't regret dropping those nukes, though.

So tomorrow when I go to the grocery store, I'm not going to buy donuts, cookies, sodas, or gelato.
Tune in approximately 16 hours later to see if FM follows through!

>>72066732
>>72066732
>>72066732

>>72066752
Indiana is the best state.

>>72065812
most /carib/s don't care about history

>>72061650
>discovered by Diego Salazar in 1499
>was dubbed "useless" because no precious resources
>spaniards got BTFO by Dutch admiral Johan Van Walbeeck and Aruba got claimed by the dutch along with Curacao and Bonaire
>Also discovered gold lmao
>fast forward a couple of centuries
>Politician want independence
>dies mysteriously
>other politician wants independence
>also dies mysteriously
>super nationalist Betico Croes wants independence and was extremely paranoid so he only ate food and water that he knows are clean
>manages to get Status aparte
>wants independence
>dies mysteriously in a car accident

>>72073526
>dies mysteriously
Spooky Dutch frogmen are to blame

>>72073526
spooky, 3spooky5me

>>72056858
>Glad I didn't join telememe because the CIA
Ay sí, porque tu vida es taaaaaan interesante

>>72059642
You're not welcome here

>>72066624
Way to go >.>

>>72061650
>Ponce de León founds first town
>some dude called Diego gets drowned in a river by tainos
>British get btfo whenever they try to invade
>Dutch successfully invaded for 3 weeks
>USA bullies Spain
>USA invades island
>be world's oldest colony

Good day Lads and Ladettes!

>>72083672
Sup?

/Carib/ Eternal dead general

>>72087488
What are you doing in Bar buh dose?

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>>72056858
Yes, calculate my chances?

Fruity and nutty girls not welcome.

>>72059642
Why not?

>>72073526
Een ongeluk zit in een klein hoekje.

>>72089282
Carbro, redpill me on the Audi A3?

>>72089282
Everytime I use data it says I'm in the land of flying fish

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Someone should clean up this World, because this World is like an open sewer, it's full of filth and scum and sometimes I can hardly take it.

Sometimes I go out and I smell it, I get headaches it's so bad...They just never go away...
Someone should just clean up this whole mess, just flush it right down the fucking toilet.

>>72094111
Nice, I've seen Taxi Driver like 200 times already.

>>72094111
You can always leave

>>72094209
If you like cinema, and that kind of alienated main character story, watch "Un homme qui dort"
>>72094352
When i leave, i will take some filth and scum with me to make this World cleaner

>>72094513
Will do, I need to practice my french.

>>72094513
>When i leave, i will take some filth and scum with me to make this World cleaner
That's the spirit I guess

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>teacher brings his car into the workshop to use for brake stuff
>most of my classmates dont seem to appreciate it
>have to cut auto short to try and finish english subject b4 end of semester
>classmates leave even though class isnt done
>teacher is upset
>feel bad because she always lets us leave once we finish our work
>only teacher that does this

>>72094111
the fire will rise brother
ironically. cia pls leave me alone

>>72056263
This kid in one of my classes wore a shirt that read "I <3 Black Women" every day. It wasn't always the same shirt either, he had them in different colors.

A black girl in class did take a picture with him although to my knowledge she never became his gf

>>72089875
It's an Audi lad, that's all you need to know.
>>72094111
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV3PhvCf_Jg
T. notimportant

>>72095637
Your classed sound rather strange

>>72097031
That's interesting, it takes a special kind of dedication to do that.

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>>72098177
not really strange just unappreciative

feels bad because you know that people are making a special effort only to get shit on

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>>72098600
Always remember, we live in /carib/

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
What are you guys listening too?

>>72100985
Alternating between these two

https://youtu.be/Adtadg-UBYA (my shame)

https://youtu.be/uYIMnUupJTI

>>72100985
Gipsy music.
Also, fuck gypsies they need to be exterminated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bkC8Ul0zww

>>72101183
You are always advocating the genocide of some
group of people.

>>72101503
Nah... only:
>Gypsies
>Muslims
>Niggers
>Leftists
>My University colleagues
>Chavs
>Drug addicts
>Homeless people
>Brazilians
>Weeaboos
>Homosexuals
>Fat people
>Poor people

>>72101647
>>Gypsies
It seems gypsies are universally hated,hell even the Somalis hate them

>>Muslims
Nah
>>Niggers
Nah
>>Leftists
By what metric do you measure "leftess"
>>My University colleagues
Nah
>>Chavs
.....debatable
>>Drug addicts
Nah
>>Homeless people
Nah
>>Brazilians
Nope
>>Weeaboos
Nada
>>Homosexuals
Nope
>>Fat people
Nah
>>Poor people
By what metric do you measure poor? This may include you

>>72101782
>>Muslims
You don't know what is like living in a continent full of them, they are trash and scum
>>Niggers
Most of them commit crimes, sell drugs, live of welfare and reproduce like rats
Maybe you are a cool nigger, but 80% of them in Europe are scum
>By what metric do you measure "leftess"
Socialists, communists, feminists, SJW, anarchists
>>My University colleagues
Scum
>.....debatable
Not debatable, they will rob you if they are in a bigger group than you are
>>Drug addicts
Trash and scum
>>Homeless people
Trash
>>Brazilians
Just like niggers but only 50% of them
>>Weeaboos
Mentally ill cringe fest
>>Homosexuals
Mentally ill
>>Fat people
They are unpleasant to look at
>By what metric do you measure poor? This may include you
Minimum wage aka 500€/month.
I'm upper middle class

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>>72101977
>I'm upper middle class
arent you unemployed?

>>72102510
At this moment i'm at University, i'm i'm thinking in drop out again
My parents are upper middle class

>>72102583
*but i'm thinking....

>>72102583
>drop out again
>again
>my parent are upper middle class

This made me laugh so hard

>>72112192
Don't be mean m8
:/

>>72102583
Stop cucking your parents and actually finish your damn school you dumb faggot.

hello friends

>>72113304
Hallo

>>72115052
>>72115052
>>72115052
venez partager vos accents mignons :33

>>72115539
I might do it later

>>72113304
Sup?

>>72112237
As opposed to his genocidal tendencies?

Yesterday was 65F, today we will get 4-6" of snow.

Give me refuge, crabs.

>>72116161
We both know he's memeing tho

>>72117196
I am not too sure

I punched a drug dealer kid in the face, congratulate me as I move to another city.

>>72121337
>I punched a drug dealer kid in the face
Isn't that hazardous to your health

>>72116380
>Snow
>tfw I still have seen snow, only hail that one time
>>72121337
Congrats, how are things in Venezuela?

>>72121337
RIP in pepperoni

>>72121337
what he do to you?

>>72121337
I would rather be killed by a drug dealer than live in communism

>>72073526
I thought you were a country until I remember you were part of ABC
>Betico Croes
Isn't he too white for Aruba?
>>72080922
???
>>72083672
I thought that Lads was ladies

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>>72135689
>I thought that Lads was ladies
is this some deep girl(male) memeing

National heros day is on the 14th

Got roped into a "Fun day" with people I work with but don't
even know most of their names.

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hi crab

)))

>>72137608
who are the national heroes of saint vincent?

>>72137608
>but don't even know most of their names.
lel
is that mandatory fun or can you opt out?

>>72137613
how is the duel sim going ))
tell us beforehand so we can make bets

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>>72138127
I already did it mang. It's just I've been busy these past two days, so I haven't posted here.

>>72137723
There is really only one
Joseph Chatoyer
>Was a Garifuna chief
>Garifuna is what you get when Africans blanda with Amerindians
>BTFO the British so hard they signed a treaty
>Brits were dishonorable and disregarded this treaty
>Send a batallion to stop his forces from getting to close to Kingstown
>he was killed on March 14th at night

>>72138127
>is that mandatory fun or can you opt out?
Not mandatory but if I opt out I look like a cunt

>>72138246
well dont blueball me m8. who won?

>>72138303
call in sick?

>>72138388
Work for almost a year and never call in sick
>Call in sick during social event
>it would be quite obvious

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>>72138388
it's a s-e-c-r-e-t )))

>>72138684
((( pls

>>72138554
but you dont seem to like them tho so why does it matter

>>72138789
>but you dont seem to like them tho
because I may need their help/input later, can't burn bridges that you don't know
if you might need

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general question crabs. how would you deal with feeling like people are speaking to you directly when addressing your group and to a lesser extent fel like they can tell what you are thinking

>>72138856
true. could always claim you had a family event since its heroes day

>>72139023
>how would you deal with feeling like people are speaking to you directly when addressing your group and to a lesser extent fel like they can tell what you are thinking
Depends on the context really


>>72139023
>could always claim you had a family event since its heroes day
Implying they weren't cunning as fuck

> Lady: SL you going ton that Bequia cruise on heroes day?
>SL: No, I am going to be at home on the internet as always...quite boring really
>Lady: So since you don't have anything planned you can come to our retreat
>SL: what?
>Lady #2 :Yea, the staff retreat....lots of fun
>SL: but ummmm....
>Lady: Have at least one day where you aren't sad and quiet all the time
>Everyone within earshot: Yes, that would be best for him
>SL: *Deeeep internal screaming*......okay

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>>72139370
>at home on the internet as always
this is why you lie m8. you dug yourself in to a hole in about 3 seconds flat

>Have at least one day where you aren't sad and quiet all the time
>going after someone says that to you

i once passed up a free crab dinner because the host once suggested that i'd be more interested in partying when i grew up as if partying was somehow tied to maturity
heaven forbid i dont want to stand in a dark field at night with music that is too loud with no alcohol because were in high school and trying to imitate adult nightlife

>>72139840
it's more like a cook out but I am going to try to film it so there is that.

>>72140212
youtube?

>>72140367
God no, I have them in my own little repository never to be seen.

>>72139840
Oh god those non-alcoholic teen parties were the fucking worst.

>>72139840
>no alcohol because were in high school
We have bars right next to secondary school, once you are not in uniform it's A.O.K

Hell, there are two bars withing viewing distance from where I used to go to college(16-18) I used to
go to, it was customary to have a beer with your meal at the bar.

Friday afternoons were college specials

>>72140426
what use is that m8
>>72140759
i wouldnt know ))
>>72140921
they wont serve alcohol at parties where the target audience is highschoolers and is often planned by aspiring promoters in 5th and 6th form

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>>72138789
ok.

James somehow won even though he was getting rekt during the first 4 mins of the match.

>>72141409
well its settled then
we need a minister so we can begin the wedding as soon as Val shows up

>>72135689
It's actually Lads and Lasses, but I said Ladettes to imply the women of our are brash, but they don't seem to care.
>>72141409
I knew you could pull out the win James

>>72141402
>what use is that m8
It's for me to view, not for anyone else

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wew!

>>72143636
Grenada is best waifu

>>72143681
The St.Vincent (male) looks just like me, it's weird
even has the same facial expression.

Worst hour for /carib/ man

>>72143636
Dominica I'd the lightest and Antigua is the darkest
That seems about right

>>72150740
Bonaire looks lighter than Dominica

>>72150928
Yea she probably is
My phone shows me shitty colours

>>72148824
We like to sleep in

In the news
>SVG is shit
>Election petition is back on but nobody really cares

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STOP FUCKING BURNING THE LANDFILL I CAN SMELL THE SMOKE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72155910
That's an interesting way of dealing with trash, to be honest I don't even know what they
do with trash in this country.

>>72155910
They stopped doing that here
But I can smell it from the college when the wind blows

>>72155910
Lel our dump catches fire regularly blanketing Kingston in trash smoke

I saw a tall guy browsing /a/ then changing tabs to /o/ on his phone
mioposter detected?

>>72157366
It could be or it could have been a new one....unknown to us

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I've just tried making tostones (i.e. patacones, fritos verdes, tachinos, chatinos, twice-fried flattened pieces of plantains, etc.) for the first time. r8

They taste all right. Not really good enough for me to eat on their own, although I seasoned them pretty well. What sauce(s) do you guys recommend to eat with them?

I might try frying ripe plantains next time.

>>72164794
Also, the second time I fried them, I did them in two batches, and the second batch is the darker one.

>>72164794
>frying ripe plantains next time
Ripe plantains are quite tasty

>>72157366
Wasn't me, I don't browse publically

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I suspect this was a model. The windows looked kind of painted on and there was no seal between the bodywork and the window

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>tfw the quattro wasn't getting much attention
I appreciate you little quattro

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>>72165064
Fug. It's too cold to go out and buy some. But I'll definitely try them soon.

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I didn't even dare sit in this. I don't fuck with things I cant afford

Looked cool tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
What are you guys listening to?
>>72166175
I'm so glad the Porsche X EA license expired
>>72166360
I'm not proud to say this but, I like packaged Plantains best.

>>72166360
I hope you get the good ones since,North Americans don't really
get good sweet plantains.I have had plantains where it tastes like
melted sugar.

>>72166557
My neighbors are playing extremely loud nigger music so I guess yeah I'm listening to nigger music.

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>>72121337
Real nice, ass hole. That's why I only can get shit coke over here in Austin. Thanks.

>>72155910
>The current year
Still living in New Providence
ishygddt
>>72166975
I haven't heard any good recent hip hop songs, someone recommend, I can only think of good old school rap

>>72167000
>buying shit Venezuelan cocaine
>not buying Colombian white

Fucking loser

>>72169221
>Buying coke at all
REEEEEE

>>72169221
>>72169378
>Needing drugs to get high
>Not getting a natural high from lifting weights

>>72169694
found the manlet

>>72169782
I'm 6ft''2 inches senpai

How are my crabmens doing today? any big news?

>>72164794
take some mayo and ketchup and mix them with fried garlic and lemon.

>>72169694
Yea nah

>>72169984
Not a thing has happened

>Looking at gentle femdom stuff
>making myself sad knowing I will never have such things

>>72169782
Strange assumption to make

>>72169984
>visited dealership show
>saw cool cars
>reminded that there are a fuckton of white people here even though you dont see them

>>72170922
Car shows here suck, I don't even bother going to them anymore.

>>72171059
im happy i went just for the quattro but they do usually suck
outside of a few cars this one was kinda disappointing
the v6 accord looks really nice tho

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>>72169984
Netherlands is being occupied by roaches.
Send help.

>>72171252
Help yourself, vote for Geert.

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>>72171252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFLlyoi-fxs

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>>72172504
My nigga

>>72166265
Very cool

>>72169378
True, it's really weird how celebs who used to do coke die like unexpectedly (Scott Weiland, Carrie Fisher) - I think it fucks with you long term in ways we don't fully know yet

>>72169975
/carib/ is big bois only

>>72170419
You don't have enough people, come to America and look for a mommy on FetLife or something

>>72173189
You should get the Dutch citizenship just to vote on based politicians like Geert and save Europe

>>72169221
apparently someone was smoking crack in my house yesterday

is crack /carib/ or do you guys mostly have powder?

>>72176773
weed son
baking powder is the white mans affliction

>>72175651
>You don't have enough people, come to America and look for a mommy on FetLife or something
To be honest the odds are against me
>Dominant women are rare
>I want a subset of dominant women

Also Fetlife does not seem nice going by what the people on the BDSM community sites
since hundreds of male subs clamor for the few female doms

>>72178375
We are screwed

>>72179274
Fucked up thing is I had one but had to let her go

>>72179375
Why did you do that?

>>72182164
She moved to bog land and I moved to Trinidad
>then she had a kid

>>72182351
That's a shame.

>>72179375
I don't know that feel.

I never had it...

>>72183354
It is a feel I would not wish up my worst enemy

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I was taken advantage of today.
I feel very hurt now ((

>>72170419
(((

>>72170922
What kinda cars? took any pics?

>>72171252
Yeah heard about that.
Thankfully my one and only cloggie in not in the nethermemes atm.

Just come home crabman

>>72183862
>I was taken advantage of today.
You didn't let some random girl squeeze your butt right?

>>72183862
vw, audi, honda, porsche, bmw
>>72166175
>>72166265
>>72166371

what happened?

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>>72183932
I wish I got at least that.
>Be talking more an more with a co-worker
>Even told shrink today I was making a friend.
>tells me he has kids, etc. and shows me pictures and stuff.
>3 days tells me if I could give him 50 bux because he was unable to cover cost for his daughter's diabetes treatment and equipment.
>Try to gather a donation pool to give to him, but no one chipped in.
>In the end I just give him 100$ and tell him he doesn't have to worry about paying back.
>Felt pretty good about myself, etc.
>Yesterday other co-worker tells me he doesn't have any kids and that he is using money for something else.
>I get mad and demand proofs
>Today she showed me FB posts of him going out drinking at a casino and also found out his supposed daughter is just his niece and she doesn't even live here anymore.
>Smile_and_optimism_gone.png

Never knew I would feel so hurt over such things. I thought I would get mad and stuff, but I just got sad as heel.

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Can we have a moment of silence for the snek?

>>72185278
But Exalted Anon, that's not a snek!

>>72185031
>ry to gather a donation pool to give to him, but no one chipped in.
sounds likew they knew what was happening and didnt want to tell you

>>72185278
rip snek. 2based for this world

>>72185278
Fucking Dodge (Chrysler)...

>Win NASCAR championship
>Quit NASCAR

>Win IMSA GTLM championship
>Quit IMSA GTLM

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>>72185031
Well that sucks, we are taken advantage of some times it is important to learn from it all.
>>72185278
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
There's still the dodge Demon to look forward too I guess...

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>>72186695
>still weighs 2 tons

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>>72186764
There's a potential maybe hypothetically possible speculated theorized Mid Engine corvette to maybe perhaps in theory look forward too.

>>72186823
>Mid Engine
Not looking forward to it

>>72185935
Yeah, that made me feel even worse.

>>72186141
You could say they are.... Dodgy! )))

>>72186695
I don't like learning through pain.

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>>72186963
>.... Dodgy
pic related
>>72186916
There's that ten speed transmission to look forward too.

>>72187159
manual, DCT, CVT or other?

There is now more than one Bahamas flag, it hurts my brain

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>>72187545
Where the fuck is Bermuda tho

Show me where the Bermuda anons are or I'll splatter his fucking brains all over the place, /carib/!

I mean it!

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>>72189766
Oops, wrong picture.

Heh...

(That was embarassing..)

>>72189766
>Bermuda tho
lost to the aliens

how are my crabmens doing today? Any big news?

We had 14 murders this week.

>>72202258
>14 murders this week.
Wow that hellla plenty

>we had no murders that I am aware of
It's actually been rather quite

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>>72202258
heavy rain and studying today

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4
I can't believe I forgot about ratm
>>72202258
I'm doing great

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Planning to go to work early to try and not be bored

>>72202708
Less than last week at least

How are you feeling today? any news on the uni thing?

>>72205333
sounds like a comfy and productive sunday for you.

>>72206065
why?

>>72208258
Is it that boring?

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

>>72183862
>Just come home crabman
The rudest man I ever met was from PR, so no thanks.
When shit hits the fan, I might pick a somewhat friendlier island though.
But I'm a melaninlet, so I might have some trouble actually living daily life there.

>>72202258
>Any big news?
I'm concerned that I'm addicted to jerk chicken.

>>72209021
Stop running away from your problems and fight for your motherland.

>>72208363
>How are you feeling today?
Same as always, quite apathetic
any news on the uni thing?
Not a fuggen word

>>72208363
>Is it that boring?
Only some parts

>>72185031
>Giving money to other men
You are naive
I only spend (give) money with women, so i can fuck them.
I could care less for everyone else and their money problems

>tfw dragged out of the house to do family stuff
It was going to be maximum comfy day

>>72210114
Buyin hoes ain't no life g

>>72210114
>I only spend (give) money with women, so i can fuck them.
That is equally stupid

also
>I could care less
The correct thing to say is
>I couldn't care less

Your statement implies that you do care

>>72212588
>linguistic prescriptivism

while it may not make sense "I could care less" is still a commonly understood expression

>>72212846
>while it may not make sense
This is the problem I have with the statement

>>72208363
>why?
Well it may sound cringe worthy but I indirectly heard from someone I care about, it's good to know that they are okay.

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>>72169221
> Didn't even realize it was the Venezuelan flag
I'm ashamed of myself.

whta r u listening 2 lads
https://youtu.be/ZCTDKLjdok4?list=PLunmy90UmVCOx_NSeE7d1GZFl64VWIDFf

>>72223233
Not listening to anything

Just messing around with google assistant

>>72209021
Not all of us are meanies (((

Well, I;m melanin enriched and I've had no issues in your swamplands desu. You get used to it I guess?

>I'm concerned that I'm addicted to jerk chicken.
Is that a good or a bad thing?

>>72209963
Jesus. How long has it been since you sent in the application?

>>72210114
>You are naive
Not really. I've learned you never know from who you will need a favor or help from. Helping them gives you the slight expectation that they might go the extra mile to help you in a time of need or cash in that favor at the right moment.

Also it's not like I'm just gonna get burned and cry and not ask for my money back.

>>72212203
Lol what did they made you do?

>>72215319
Why would you think that's cringy though?

>>72223233
the sound of my onee-chan trying to be my mom.

>>72225257
eat. but i have to pretend that im interested in whats going on when i just want to go home. i dont dislike them but it just doesnt work for me. i get twitch around people and i can barely drink soup because of the twitching when i try to bring the soup to my mouth ((

are you going to listen to your sis tho

>>72225654
>twitch
Is it that bad? bad enough to be unable to eat soup? Is it just in your hands or arms, or just general body tremors?

>are you going to listen to your sis tho
lol no, I'm a big boy now I do wut I want. Also I don't like the midwest and she's making plans and enticing me to move there, close enough to her so that I can take care of her kid when she's out at work, and close enough to my other siblings so that they don't have to fly for over 4 hours to bother me.

>>72225257
>How long has it been since you sent in the application?
Too long, about 2 months now

>>72225995
idk it mainly shows up with soup. i pretty much loose fine motor control when anxious which make me fuck up eating which makes me anxious. calmed down after a beer but that came after the meal

i pretty much have to order something that can be had with a fork only because i dont have a snowballs chance in hell of operating two utensils around anybody
in general i dont eat in public

sounds like your sis is looking for a domestic assistant desu

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>>72143636
hmmmmmm...
>>72150740
>>72150928
>colorism

>>72215319
is one island a bahama and the group the bahamas

>>72226204
>bahamas and jamaica got guys
booo
bermuda a cute tho

>>72226294
>got guys
I-i don't get it...

>>72226366
qt female representations would have been preferred

>>72226294
The Bahamas is an Archipelago(a series of islands, fun fact Turks and Caicos is apart of that series).
Each Island has it's own name, but Grand Bahama and New Providence are the major ones.

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>>72226524
but can i call a single island a bahama. it feels like it makes sense
1 bahama
2 bahamas

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>>72226582
No you can't

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>>72226753
this is meese all over again
english makes no sense

>>72226865
>meese
As a plural of moose?
If you emigrate here you can probably get away with it because everyone expects Jamaicans to say weird shit

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>>72229999
Witnessed

>>72229999
Trips quads for Murica

>>72226865
>english makes no sense
No it does not

>>72229999
kewl

>>72229999
Kek is here

>>72229999
One goose
Two geese
One moose
Two moose

Makes 0 sense thb

Can't you just like say one Bahamas, two Bahami?

How are my crabmens doing today? Any big news?

On my way here just saw people protesting, and there was a giant inflatable sick rat lewl.

>>72241111
>Can't you just like say one Bahamas, two Bahami?
No, where are you guys getting this from?
>ow are my crabmens doing today?
I'm great, I got a lot of work to do but I'll be great
>giant inflatable sick rat
Sounds like a fun protest, I'd join but hundred of miles away and can't speak Spanish or even know what it's about, but it sounds awesome.

>>72241111
>somewhere out there someone works in the inflatable rat factory
What a world we live in

Doing ok desu

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>>72225257
>You get used to it I guess?
To being a lobster?

>>72244779
That's gotta be Saint Vincent.

>>72246832
>pleasure craft
>inflatable rat

We are straying into dangerous territory

hi everyone
I love tropical music, but I only know a few musicians, and they are hispanic
could anyone please show me some anglo or french salsa/rumba/cumbia/other tropical genres bands?

>>72246832
Kek, I never understood where that graph came form

>>72251329
>tropical genres
From the Angos you have:

Soca - This is the party music during carnival and such

Calypso - Much slower and usually for political commentary

>>72226403
Bahamas is a girl tho

>>72256747
not with that face

>>72251479
It's your export apparently.

>>72256747
It's only one Bahama.

>>72257093
>export apparently.
Probably a misreport of some kind

How does it feel like being a little dot on the map?

>>72261411
Feels okay mayne

Apparently some of our swimming pigs are dying, that sucks because I wanna see how long it'll take for them to evolve into whales

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Bonaire hates us.

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>>72263410

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>>72263459
>tl
>1863 slavery abolished
>free from the Netherlands
>help now or be (re)colonised
>10-10-10
>colonised again?
>thanks to
>STERK? and BOMBAS? (political parties?)
>a lot LESS MAKAMBA's (play on Wilders 'minder minder minder' perhaps)

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>>72263543
>Don't vote(?)

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>>72262267
with pigs swimming it wont be long untill we see one fly

>>72263410
>>72263459
>>72263543
>>72263576
you guys could always cut them loose and let them have the true carib experience

There are protests fucking everywhere today.

>>72263576
Who are you gonna vote for fampai?

>>72262267
(((

>>72264273
>There are protests fucking everywhere today.
Is that a good thing?

>>72264603
If they are not armed and violent protests, they are just a nuisance, that's my opinion.

>>72264703
>just a nuisance
It's that the point most of the time

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3YrNSw5a2I
What are you guys listening to?
>>72264214
>>72264273
It was only a few of them, apparently sand was building up in their stomachs from people randomly feeding them

>>72265210
>What are you guys listening to?

https://youtu.be/oWTC7P1Dprw

>>72263543
Man Bonaire looks like a backwater shithole.

>>72266858
It looks strange, but don't be like that

>>72246832
>Not buying quality Vincentian pleasure craft

>>72265210
Cruel people, feeding pigs sand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqeXk7MEg_M

My great uncle's funeral is today. Went to the visitation yesterday.

It struck me as rather odd because there was no crying at all - not even his wife, sister, or brother. He was a really great guy, died at 50 of a terminal brain tumor. His sister told me "look around you, if this was a sinner's funeral, everyone would be crying because of the uncertainty, but with Fred we can be certain." Anyway, everyone seemed really faithful.

>Allergies acting up before the funeral
Please no
S T O P

Apparently people throw food in the sand and the pigs eat it and also some sand. This causes a buildup untill they're full of sand >>72273212

>>72276359
It's ok to cry )))

>>72278174
I am sneezing

>>72278246
Allergic to corpses?

>>72261411
Feels fucking amazing man
When the rest of the world is getting fucked they won't notice us on the map

>>72273212
Nah people would throw food on the beach and over time there would sand particle on the food, over time those particles built up inside of them.
>>72273256
>>72276359
It's okay to cry my friend, it's best not to hold in the pain.

>>72276359
Always remember: Crying is for pussies

>it's another episode of there was no reason to get up this morning

What is everyone else doing today

>>72289225
Trying to keep 12 year old girls out of my bedroom

>>72289918
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>72289918
o shit another jamaican

why are twelve year old girls trying to enter your room and why are you trying to keep them out?

>>72264214
>the true carib experience
Is that a lot of fun?

>>72264273
For our current PM, VVD.

>>72266858
Everyone here thinks you three islands down there are exactly the same.

>>72294207
I don't think you need me to spell it out. We alll know what goes on in the Caribbean . Plus I've been here before, you're the motor bike guy right?

>>72267145
are you the guy from /sp/?