/brit/

I have clinical depression and this sucks

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>tfw can't into ricing

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>>72023834
we bullying yanks?

*posts my post I've been waiting an hour to post*

GIVE ME (You)'s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrNqDfK0uw4

HAHAHAHA

LOOK AT IT LADS

LOOK AT THE GLORY

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>>72023834
lol

Business idea: knock down lots of shitty runt houses in the UK

The left must be smashed

real depression hours

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The funny thing? This is middle class....

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>>72023857
HOWLING

>>72023906
>bristol
>middle class

nah

>>72023906
I olive in a better house than that and I am a working class northerner lol.

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>>72023763
Why are Vancouver girls so hot compared to the rest of the country?

>>72023906
no it's not

that looks like nigger/paki riddled east london

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only yank i respect tbqhwy

wonder if all those people who played katawa shoujo in 2011 and decided they were going to better themselves and start exercising followed through

>>72023906
the area thats in isn't middle class. full of students and bohemian alternatives.

t. lives in bristol

>it's a "dad's gf walks into the kitchen in her underwear while you make supper" episode

alri

>>72023924
I'm from here. This is middle class, I know a guy that lived in 14

>>72023980
Lying cunt

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can someone switch ireland and canada in this image, thanks <3

>>72024002
oh yeah? meet me in st andrews park in 20 minutes and we'll settle this 1v1

>>72024017
FOY

>>72024062
from ashley you twat. really want ur jaw smashed in?

>>72023906
ive always wondered what it's like to live in houses like this or an apartment

>>72024106
cold

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>make order from amazon
>realise it's wrong thing I was looking for
>cancel it 5 minutes later
>"too late can't do that you gonna have to send it back when you get it now lol haha!"

imagine being 80 years old

you would see the world as all newfags

>work with girl
>she makes more than me
>I do more work than here
>we have a meeting with our manager today
>she gets yelled at
>starts crying her eyes out and we have to delay the meeting

why do they let girls do this in the workplace?

>get accused by ex gf of being abusive and raping her 4 years ago
>believe she is referring to the time we had a rape role play
>she is threatening going to the police
>remain in relationship for months until we break up
>I was 16 she 15

This hapened like a week ago and ive heard nothing since. Even if she goes to the police, I'm legally fine right?

>>72024098
you haven't got the balls mate

>>72024145
Hope you go to prison normie cunt.

>tfw drinking all day saturday because my city dyes its river green for paddy's a week early

cat is curled up with me and purring

why such a dead thread?

>>72024145
you're fucked

jk you'll be alri m8 there's no evidence you did anything wrong

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>>72024073
FOY

>>72024218
paki

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>>72024145
>girl I work with got an email from our manager having a go at her for falling behind on work
>spends the whole day bitching about it
>doesn't come into work the next day because of "stress" over it
>comes back day after and manager apologises to her

roastie genocide when

want to wash my face but it'll wake me up a fair bit

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>>72024218
jelly tbqh

keep getting emails off this weird israeli guy I used to be penpals with but I don't really want to talk to him anymore. how do i politely tell him to fuck off?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

washed my face and when I went to look in the mirror it was melting off

>>72024383
DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>>72024354
add his email to your spam filter, retardo

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Fat Cam got up. Slightly hungover from the Lagers he had drank the night before, but he knew it was Friday and that he had a short work day today. He got up, put on his blue trousers and work shirt and reached for a silk cut purple. Dang, the pack is empty. "Fucking Labour" Fat Cam muttered. You see, due to Labour's tax on tobacco Fat Cam could only afford to buy one pack at a time.

He drank some Nescafe instant coffee and left the house briskly. He rushed to his corner shop. "I'll have the usual". He said. "The white and purple ones, and a breakfast roll". He left and lit up. What a relief. The sweet, creamy smoke of the silk cut purple reaching his lungs

He continued on to his work at the Chip and Pin factory. Finishing off his silk cut purple, he discarded the remains in a nearby hedge and decided to treat himself to another. It has been a hard week's work after all.

He arrived at the factory and strutted in like a peacock. His co-workers sighed as he arrived in. They all got to work and it was mostly silent. Eerily silent. The co-workers were afraid of talking out of fear of being reprimanded by Fat Cam, but at the same time they knew the silence would not last for Fat Cam would soon embark on one of his tirades.

"Labour think raising taxes and spending it on Paki welfare will boost the economy. They are seriously deluded and obsessed with hating the rich. They've always damaged the economy and whined about people who are better than them".

>>72024017
the guy who made that did a lot of mental gymnastics

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>it's a pain and misery episode

seen this one a million times

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No response. Everyone was too afraid to talk for fear of Fat Cam.

"I know you're all secret Labour voters. You disgust me, silent Labour voters are the worst."

One of them responded. "Labour made sure I could get an education. They stopped Child labour. if it weren't for them we'd all be working in a coal mine"

That was it. Fat Cam lashed out at him "There's nothing wrong with Child Labour, Nothing. It was libertarianism which made us great, it's what makes us British. Do you think in the days of the empire people sat around whining about benefits? Of course not"

Nobody said anything, for nobody had anything to say. Machocam, feeling triumphant, went outside and treated himself to a purple. The day continued like this until 4 o clock, when the workers were permitted to leave early.

Machocam left the factory without sayng a word. He was stressed after an hour of working hard on the assembly line and arguing, so he lit up two purples at once and smoked them. The blonde secretary looked at him with a look of confusion on her face, and he winked at her.

He walked home muttering Paki under his breath as he walked past various foreigners, puffing on his silk cut purples and throwing the stubs into hedges as he walked by. On one occasion he decided to be extra bold: He took the stub of his silk cut purple and threw it far into somebody's front garden, on their beautifully ornamented patio. The owner started shouting at him but he pretended not to hear him, and he lit up another purple.

Finally he got home and went on /brit/. /brit/ being obsessed with him as usual, nothing new there. Brit being filled with Pakis, nothing new there either. He sighed and poured himself a Lager and lit up the last Silk cut Purple in the pack. It's been a long hard week for Machocam, but he had deserved this cigarette.

haven't heard this before, WEW/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

Roll on deodorant words so much better than aerosol

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>he doesn't silently scream at least once a day when one of life's major regrets comes to mind
>he doesn't incontrollably grimace when it happens during conversation

is egg man dead yet

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>>72024513
She survived though.

getting my by weekly dose of vlogbrothers

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>>72024535
>He's not completely fine one minute and contemplating suicide the next after opening a pandora's box of memories from his teenage years

LOL

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odds anime
evens videogames

>>72024535
>>72024606
Wow omg you guys are like so messed up!!

chinese gf just asked if i wanted to try m and s
think she meant s and m but i'm not sure, do i bring handcuffs or one of those tenner meal deals for 2?

>>72024642
Both?

>>72023834
Is that Thetford?

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>>72024513
>>72024603
Those things will fuck you up, absolute savages

>in the uni library
>overhear a couple of normies start talking about how they go on 4chan

WHAT THE FUCK
Is 4chan normie central now or something?

>>72024687
Yes.

t. normie

>>72024683
>>72024513
fucking niggers

>>72024664
no

>>72023763
hey is this where the gooks buy all the property

>>72024642
yellow fever looool

>>72024676

The state of Brits

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>irish """cuisine"""

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>>72024750

>>72024750
My fetish is girls wearing victorian clothing.

>>72024770
mmm delicious
*tilts plate back and lets it slide into my mouth*

>>72024770
Fuck off swissy

>>72024750
Have a period fetish too tbqh.

Particularly fond of fortnights.

>>72024809
but for real. i've been shitposting this image for a week now, and i have yet to get an explanation. do you guys actually eat that? it's the first thing that comes up when i google irish cuisine, and it just looks hilariously bad

>>72024821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17JHSLImxVN

>>72024824
jesus

redpill me on galo sengen

washed the sheets for the third time now
growing fond of the orange stains left by the chinese gf

>>72024903
sorry can't help youuu

just made a slice of marmite and strawberry jam on toast an i enjoyed it haha

>>72024731
yes

>>72024949
she been eating sweet and sour in bed again?

>>72024979
more like arsemite and shartberry jam

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>>72024949
>growing fond of the orange stains left by the chinese gf

You brits are disgusting

>>72025001
creasing

>>72024687
only /b/ and /soc/

"Life is a drug, and in the end, we're all addicts looking for our next hit, but in the end we all meet our own demise... unable to being that needle into our veins; we wash over the shores of uncertainty, turning to ashes and crying out to that nonexistent god with our very last breath "Please god, let me live..." On nature's deaf ears she buries another man. A man without a soul"

I do a lot of writing and this is some of my better work that I wrote last year. Oh and that "god" is staying capitalized. Don't try and correct me unless you're willing to debate, and be forewarned, I don't pull punches.

>>72025037
need a miley cyrus gf

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how is /brit/ going to celebrate international womens day?

>>72025145
Fuck a woman.

babestation

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>My friends were wondering if we were, like, boyfriend-girlfriend, haha

>>72025145
tucking my willy in between my legs and putting my mums dress on

remember when Steve Irwin was known for more than having died

>>72024750
to be fair he was posting in /cum/ which is indicative of some mental disorder to begin with

>>72025206
No.

bit sleepy lads haha x
*puckers lips for a goodnight kiss*

>>72025145
cry and eat chocolate

>>72025206
i remember him getting in shit in like 2005 for feeding a crocodile while holding his infant son in his other arm

>>72025253
*punches you in the face*

>>72025213
Nu-uh.

>>72025145
I'm not a woman so I shan't

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>>72025206
Yeah vaguely, the stories used to come up on newsround every so often

>>72025273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iW5qRJ9sRN

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39145781

despise people who claim to have depression

>>72025277
*body falls like a marionette*
*you look up*
*the roof is non-existent, strings drooping down to meet your limbs*
merely a puppet in my grand play

>>72025348
woah

Not sure if committing to this all nighter was a good idea desu lads

watched donnie darko

>>72025273
Well, considering his judgement in the future that was probably justified. Still miss him though, watched him as a kid and saw the movie.

>>72025342
what about people who actually have clinical depression?

where does fatcam live?

>>72025414
Germany

>>72025327
i never asked for this

someone be my boyfriend

we'll get a cat together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIImuhkbqXk

>>72025400
they dont post selfies online and end up in a bbc article

they sit in their filthy rooms stinking of cum and sweat with piss bottles around them until they eventually man up and jump in front of a train or just end up wasting away until they die because of a clogged artery.

>>72025445
bit gay

>A Nova Scotia judge is facing a firestorm of criticism after declaring “clearly, a drunk can consent” as he acquitted a Halifax taxi driver of sexually assaulting a female passenger who was so intoxicated that she urinated on herself and passed out in the back of his cab.
>Justice Gregory Lenehan told the court that while it was obvious the woman was drunk at the time of the incident, and that the accused was “not somebody I would want my daughter driving with,” the Crown had failed to provide any evidence that the complainant did not agree to sexual activity.
>The woman, who prior to getting in the cab had been denied entry to a downtown bar because of her level of intoxication, could not remember any details of the incident. Her blood alcohol level was found to be three times the legal limit for driving, or as high as 244 milligrams per 100 millilitres of blood.
>“A lack of memory does not equate to a lack of consent … Clearly, a drunk can consent,” Justice Lenehan told the Halifax provincial courtroom in declaring 40-year-old Bassam Al-Rawi not guilty.

Thoughts?

business idea: incorporate "O, you beauty!" in your daily vernacular and make the normies CRINGE

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might watch a filum

idk what
thinking Taxi Driver (just watched it recently though)
Amadeus
Dark Skies/Fire in the Sky (both shit but in a mood for aliens)
Some Kung Fu film

or just keep watching Xfiles

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Behold! I've brought you a man!

>>72025495
O, you beauty!

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>>72025206
Yes, I miss him so much. Thanks for bringing it up again.

>>72025469
too true

>>72025342
>Recently, she posted on Facebook about her mental health struggles and was met with a very positive response.
>This gave her the confidence to contact us and share her experiences, while receiving treatment at Cygnet Hospital Harrogate.

wonder how that email went
>"hi I have depression :( can I write an article for the bbc?"

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me on the left

>>72025469
>they sit in their filthy rooms stinking of cum and sweat with piss bottles around them until they eventually man up and jump in front of a train or just end up wasting away until they die because of a clogged artery.
haha that's me

Just looked up schizoid personality disorder and it describes me perfectly.
Should I be worried?

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>>72025495
obviously a bear
here is a man

ecce ad gloriam homo

>>72025573
Typically Schizo's symptoms don't manifest till mid 20s what age are you?

going off grid

>>72025517
"no of cou- wait are you a girl? why yes go right ahead."

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i had a little love, now i am back for mooaaarrr
set your spirit free, it's the only way to be eeee

>>72025573
nah, most men who aren't normoid runts can generally be diagnosed as schizo-something

Got thermal paste on my motherboard while building a new PC for my friend.

Cost him over $2000 and I may have just fucked his mobo.

>>72025598
21

Casual reminder that Attlee is the best PM we've ever had

Casual reminder that the tories are destroying our country by dismantling the welfare state and blaming it on immigrants

>>72025573
I've posted that before here and seems most people on /brit /identify with me (including me lel)
it seems like it's a very abstract condition to assign to people. the wikipedia article itself somewhat questions whether it's a real disorder
lots of people prefer their privacy, it's only a disorder if it get's unmanageable and becomes an impairment in some way

>i choose to get drunk
>but i don't want to accept the consequences of my actions as a result of this choice
Women

Thought I would crack out this performance review in 20 minutes but it's taking fucking ages lads

Also my handwriting is appalling my boss isn't going to be able to read shit Jesus

should probably sleep
bleeding exhausted
REFUSE to be a slave to my body though

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>It's a Meadow becomes an SJW episode

>>72025685
haha

I don't have a job

>>72025651
> the tories are destroying our country by dismantling the welfare state

hmm

>go out clubbing
>bouncer at door has his blue light out and inspecting people's palms as they go inside
>realise he's checking people's palms for virginity
>start sweating
>by the time he checks my palm, there's so much sweat he cant get a reading
>decides to let me in because I have managed to hide the virgin walk

ffs lads that was close

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>"no of cou- wait are you a girl? why yes go right ahead."

PM shouldn't matter, removing power from the monarch was a mistake

>>72025677
yes but it was an immigrant that did it surely that should factor in

>>72025677
This Jesus

Just because they can pop out babies they get special privileges in the eyes of the law. Bollocks.

>>72025690

I'm trying to see how long I can go without sleep, my personal record was three days, what is everyone else's?

>>72025720
Nope. She was stupid enough to not only make herself vulnerable by getting extremely drunk, but then proceed to get into a car with a foreign man alone in that state. Fuck her

>>72025697

FUCK OFF BRUCE

probably not much over 40 hours desu

>>72025677

>>72025723
>>72025720
and, if we protest, we are not being manly anymore, because that's what men are supposed to do

got shingles

>>72025778
What the fuck are you on about yank?

>>72025695
Haha

I almost envy you (but really I love this money flowing into my account every month)

Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism

Self-imposed social isolation

Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

Feelings of inadequacy

Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem

Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm

Mistrust of others

Emotional distancing related to intimacy

Highly self-conscious

Self-critical about their problems relating to others

Problems in occupational functioning

Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

Feeling inferior to others

In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

wtfrick is with the gender non-conforming tokes on billions

>>72025797
haha I hate being unemployed

most of my mental illnesses have been toned down a lot by having friends

I will be going to the Vue Kino house in edinburgh at 12 on monday 13th march if anyone wants to join me

>>72025866
i understand the constituent words in this sentence but not the sentence itself

>>72025855
all me deSu

>>72025892
tokes should be yoke

>>72025855
>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
yes
>Self-imposed social isolation
yes
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
yes
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
yes
>Feelings of inadequacy
yes
>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
yes
>Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm
no
>Mistrust of others
yes
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
yes
>Highly self-conscious
yes
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
yes
>Problems in occupational functioning
yes
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
yes
>Feeling inferior to others
yes
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
yes
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
yes

hahahahahaha

>>72025778
FOY

>>72025855
No
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes to the first one
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes

>>72025855
lmao dumb loser

>>72025793
well, it is like this, la. women want it both ways, they want all the things men have had traditionally -- power, money, promiscuity etc etc but they also want to keep all the things they have had -- chivalry, lack of responsibility etc

>>72025873
me too. just finished work there

never had a proper job. just an apprenticeship, a placement, a part time one where they could extend the hours eventually but it was still temporary
some of us weren't made for this market desu

>>72025914
who the fuck invited you, mick? get the fuck out

>>72025873
How many jobs have you applied for

>>72025855

>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
Me every 5minutes desu

>>72025951
at least 600

>>72025855
>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
No
>Self-imposed social isolation
Yes
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
Yes
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
No
>Feelings of inadequacy
Yes
>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
Yes
>Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm
Yes but no self-harm
>Mistrust of others
Yes
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
Yes
>Highly self-conscious
Yes
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
Yes
>Problems in occupational functioning
Somewhat, not really
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
Yes
>Feeling inferior to others
Yes
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
Yes
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
Yes

>Walk past group of young adults between the ages of 16 and 28
>You hear them all laugh
>99% chance it's just that they're enjoying a joke among themselves
>But you just know
>You just know they're laughing at you

Ahh yes the "confident communicator" section of the performance review. My one weakness.

Getting a feeling like I'm on a boat whenever I cough heavily lads

>>72025965
Don't believe this somehow

>>72025985
this is why I don't like going outside sober
people talk and laugh, it might not be about me but it could be about me

>>72025972
me on the bottom left

dexter wanna see my new dance?

Screen just went orange

Potential Chinese property buyers dramatically shifted their inquiries from Vancouver to other major Canadian cities after a foreign-buyer tax was introduced in Vancouver this past summer, according to data from Chinese foreign-property portal Juwai.com.

Inquiries for Vancouver properties on Juwai – China’s largest international-property website – fell 81 per cent in July compared to the same month a year earlier, and 78 per cent in August, and continued lower through the remaining months in 2016.

At the same time, inquiries spiked in other Canadian cities, with Toronto climbing 62 per cent in August and 72 per cent in September, and continuing higher throughout 2016. The number of Calgary inquiries soared more than 1,000 per cent in August and 420 per cent in September, while Montreal saw a 152-per-cent spike in September as more Chinese buyers started looking beyond Vancouver and Toronto.

>tfw you'll never be invited to a glow-in-the-dark paint party
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm

feels bad desu, but at least I have this webm that I can beat off to

>>72025986
your boss is supposed to do it

self assessments are bullshit. like a teacher giving the kids their learning outcomes instead of a lesson or a recruiter using a person specification instead of application questions . each example screams lazy bastard and I shan't have anything to do with them

>>72026046

Nicki Minaj gets less and less coherent every song

Juwai surveyed its users about their reasons for looking at properties in Canada, finding the most cited reason for making purchases in Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal was to provide housing for high-school or university students who are being educated in Canada. The next most common reason for homes in Toronto and Montreal was “own use” by buyers looking for a second home in Canada.

Purchases as investments were the third most popular reason cited by potential Chinese buyers, followed by purchases for people planning to immigrate to Canada.

>>72026046
Looks like a shit time

>>72026046
what language is that

>>72026057
Yeah it literally even says in the front page that it's supposed to be a two way thing where we both make notes but they're lazy as fuck so they've told us to do it ourselves in our own time and then the bossman will go over what I've written briefly with me and then tick some boxes

It's bullshit

>>72026082
it's english with a VERY thick accent, i think she's from the west country somewhere in wales.

>>72025855
Might just off myself desu

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>>72026100
wrong

What's your favourite shithole country lads?

Mine is India without a doubt.

>someone says something to me
>I was fogged the hell out so I didn't hear it
>get startled
>"sorry did I scare ya?"
>"N-NO IT'S OKay"
>they repeat themselves
>attempt to respond
>stammer
>voice cracks
>use the wrong word instead of the one I wanted to
>close my mouth and stop talking
>face gets flush red
>trying to keep my hands busy so they're not locked at my sides
>looking around desperately for some excuse to exit
>realize I didn't even finish my fucking sentence I just trailed off
>resist the urge to just turn around and walk away
>nervously laugh and say "y-yknow"

>>72026078
are you kidding? imagine being there, music pumping, hot girls and aesthetic guys all around you, high on some kind of drug, going until 10AM. it's not necessarily something i'd do every weekend, but once in a while would be fun.

>>72026089
a boss like that can have it's advantages. had one who rarely chased up anything and when he did it was just cursory, all you had to do was agree with him. you still had to do the thing or you're get fired but no one was going to check, make you do it again or give extra shit to do like in some places .

>>72026119
Britain

>>72026119
canada

>>72026046
it's a black light you doofus

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haha this doesn't have any red pixels


also install extra flags so I can monitor your porn viewing habits and amazon wish list

https://flaghunters()github()io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/

() = .

thanks paid NSA shill out

people who replied individually to that big long post of psychological traits are extremely narcissistic wankers

>>72026119
the UK

business idea: go to bed deliberately when you need a wee so that even if you do sleep you will wake up asap to do said piss and can start your day bright and early

>>72026146
Sounds like exactly the thing I hate most. I'd rather go camping for a weekend.

>>72026119
England

>>72026173
i'm not pretending to be a scientist here. all i know is that it looks cool.

>>72026179
you cant do that

>>72026181
That's your favourite word isn't it

Ignoramus

>>72026119
Anything outside California

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>>72026181
i didn't reply to it

what does that make me

Business idea: make the reserve army of labour a real army

>>72026153
Ra
>>72026182
she
>>72026198
ed

Wtf just found out that they put a red dye into diesel and then sell it untaxed to farmers and construction cunts and it would work fine in your car but if you used it you'd get done by the police

Bizarre

>>72026153
>>72026172
>>72026198
>>72026210
how does it feel being this unoriginal?
You are on a rock floating through space in an expanding universe.
You don't matter. Your entire life will be a mere blip throughout the entirety of the universe's existence.
It wouldn't matter if you died tomorrow, it wouldn't matter if you had never been born.
You are insignificant.
If you hadn't have made that post then three others would have for you.
You. don't. matter.

>>72026244
what law says cars aren't allowed red dyed diesel

How do we effectively combat international finance jewry, zionist expansionism and the US-Zionist imperialist alliance?

>>72026210

but I can

this lad here >>72026198 likes ebony teens

>>72026077
that's bullshit, all those purchases are made for investment reasons
if they have a kid going to university there that's just an added convenience and "own use" means it'll sit empty for eleven/twelve months of the year

>>72026271
proofs??

>>72026244
They do that here too
There's red and blue diesel

>>72026271
no i don't

go back to /flag/ mate, and tell me if karal is back or not

>>72026146
>aesthetic guys all around you
bit gay

>>72026246
Remember that no one really loves you. Your parents were only meeting the needs of their own narcissism when they conceived you.

They were forced by their culture and context to raise you. The medical providers don't care about you, they are only doing their job. You are only a collection of decaying flesh to them.

Your mental health providers will tell you whatever you need to hear to be a functioning cog in the great thresher of our industrial society; if that doesn't work they will medicate you.

You don't really love yourself either. That voice in your head has been there all the time, magnifying your shortcomings and setting you back. You loathe your very own existence, and you are right, what are you doing to help others? You cannot even save yourself. End it all. Nobody really cares.

>>72026146
not runty enough to find that enjoyable
clubs honestly suck and it seems everyone has shit times yet goes over and over again.

>>72026262
>As red diesel is widely available in the UK, the authorities regularly carry out roadside checks. Unauthorized use incurs heavy fines but despite this spot checks have occasionally found as many as one in five motorists using red diesel.[1]

Cba to check what the actual law is

>>72026181
t. trying to bait those with hypersensitivity to criticism

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>>72026146
>imagine being there, music pumping, hot girls and aesthetic guys all around you, high on some kind of drug, going until 10AM.

fucking hell lads, people in the year above me doing product design at uni, setting up indigogo to just fund a bunch of very average designers, thank fuck for stem

>>72026305
Jokes on you nigger I've gone through every single existential crisis under the sun.

>>72026119
Brazil or Vietnam

Imagine if God is reading a book and this is it and if he closes the book everything ends

>>72026271
everyone likes ebony teens

>>72023763
boiis
i think im an alcoholic

>>72026310
instead of going to a club, just throw your own party. hundred times more enjoyable..............I imagine. never been to a club, and i've literally been to 1 party—sort of, it was a jelly wresting tournament out at some guy's farm, and i ended up missing the last two rounds because i was throwing up on the side of someone's truck.

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let's shoop this!

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woah dude, like what if nothing even matters??

>>72026366
I've been to clubs and they weren't very fun
don't really like big parties either

What if humans can fly but it's our negativity keeping us down?

>>72026360
Agreed

doing a jazz

https://youtu.be/pCykgzrwIw0

>>72026370
I have hair like a young trump, what can I do to fix this?
haircuts always turn out the same way

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>>72026356
deep, m9

>>72026399
try jumping off a high-rise, la, for humanity

>>72026289

he's not

interestingly enough though we actually had a legit uzbek post with a karakalpakstan regional today tho

will probably never happen again

What if Earth is more horrifying than it seems but we refuse to see it?

>>72026082
btw it's japanese

Doing a poo
At half past 2

>>72026410
have them cut shorter?

>>72026397
what don't you like about them?

>>72026360

well yeah

If animals could talk, would we understand them?

>>72026356
in Indian philosophy "reality" is just the dream of God (Brahman)
when he awakes the universe ends, and when he falls asleep it begins again in a similar (but slightly different) form

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Wow....

What if animals can already talk but we REFUSE to understand them?

>>72026461
uarggh.. my head.. what's happening

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>tfw you will never be a finnish rapper with the body of a greek god in a gym surrounded by toned finnish women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3UUpta18w4

feels bad desu

>>72026461
Offensive font choice

These hideas are fucking shit

>>72026456
>Brah
>Man
Toxic masculinity on full display.

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>>72026422

>>72026364
halp

>>72026491
this image would be cooler if there was one man and we couldn't see his face.

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the underlying nature of reality cant be described in discursive terms
it is inherently unknowable. it's so unknowable that you cant know if it's unknowable

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>>72026446
Please don't slaughter me for food!

Girls can obtain 20 inch dildos. Boys can grip harder than any cunt can.

Sex is literally pointless.

>>72026492
cheers

>>72026490
"man" just means human in the original anglo-saxon

the old english term for male was "wir" or "were" from the Latin "vir"
like werewolf means "man wolf"

old english term for woman was "wif" or "wife" like a fishwife

>>72026446
niggers could talk and whitey still killed them

>>72026531
>niggers could talk
clicking isn't talking

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>>72026510
jj

>>72026527
LOVE you boii

>>72026522
your alive right now because of people having sex

did trump ever prove the whole wiretapping thing? cba to look it up myself, wading through fake news websites is taxing on the body and soul

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Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a back street guy
I bet her mama never told her why

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Me and my partner Mubuto x

>>72026558
and what is the point of me?

>>72026558
w-what if everyone had sex?

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>>72026506
the issue with purely scientific understandings of reality is the same as trying to understand Shakespeare by assigning numerical values to certain words and phrases then coming up with a conclusion purely through mathematical means.

it may give you some insight but not the entire picture.

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>>72026439
yeah but then I always end up looking like a twink

>>72026503
like all your favourite anime you weeb trash

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>>>72026561
trump just says things like a retard

>>72026602
I'm not a weeaboo.
I love India.

I'm a weeapoo

HELP

>>72026584
For Men: Make Women Happy
For Women: Crank Out More People

>>72026584
You make babies, and wish your great grandson will be a virgin genious like Isaac Newton

>>72026561
>reveal the biggest scandal of all time
>start talking about the apprentice in the next tweet

Top kek
Trump is hilarious
He got bored of his own scandal

can't really fathom why anyone would be against free healthcare

>>72026561
>left wing news sites say its utterly insane for Trump to say that and even if there was the FBI is legally allowed to do so
>right wing sites say the president is able to order for wiretapping and that it isn't legal

rubbish

>women
>anxiety and depression
doesn't work like that

t. fat cam

>>72026635
shouldn't have to pay for fat people or druggies or skateboarders or somalians

You find me a woman that's been diagnosed with cancer and has 4 kids then I'd be honoured to pay for her health care.
Not any of the above though.

niggers are black

Why don't they just tax the bankers and bonuses to 99% (gotta leave them something) and give the money to people who need it

wish Trump would calm the fuck down so everyone else can relax as well

save the wild accusations for when he's more secure in his power.

>>72026617
(for reference)

>When Newton was three, his mother remarried and went to live with her new husband, the Reverend Barnabas Smith, leaving her son in the care of his maternal grandmother, Margery Ayscough. The young Isaac disliked his stepfather and maintained some enmity towards his mother for marrying him, as revealed by this entry in a list of sins committed up to the age of 19: "Threatening my father and mother Smith to burn them and the house over them."[9] Newton's mother had three children from her second marriage.[10]


He was removed from school, and by October 1659, he was to be found at Woolsthorpe-by-Colsterworth, where his mother, widowed for a second time, attempted to make a farmer of him. Newton hated farming.[12] (...) complete his education. Motivated partly by a desire for revenge against a schoolyard bully, he became the top-ranked student,[13] distinguishing himself mainly by building sundials and models of windmills.[14]

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488270383849.webm

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>>72026638

>>72026688
was gravity and optics that important though?

It's not exactly rocket science.

Object go down.
I could have come up with that.

>>72026670
hm nah I think making any situation worse by not providing help is probably not going to benefit us in the long term but ok we will kill skateboarders

>>72026707
What the HELL is happening there

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>niggers

>>72026750
linetrap did a sex weewee

>>72026723
I've had the same thought, d3su.
But back then I guess it was genius. To come up with the idea that the fall of all objects could be explained by astronomy, like the weight/distance relationship between the earth and the moon.

Must've been fucking mind blowing for most people. To find that much order, that simple rule, among all the apparent chaos, mystery, myth and fear, hope, and faith.

Just realised that I jizzed up my wall earlier. There's a big stain running down it.

>>72026670
>we should have free healthcare BUT only for people that I don't hate for arbitrary reasons

fuck off

>>72026791
That's fucked hey w-wonder how soft her skin is

the absolute state of /dpt/

>>72026803
>arbitrary
nobody likes Somalians

"British Values" is an attempt to try and reduce ingroup/outgroup hostility between the numeric majority (White British or whatever you want to call it) and the increase of minority groups that have come into demographic relevance since the end of the war (Indians, Caribbeans, Pakistanis and so on), and especially since the size of the EU increased (Poles, etc.)
It's a wholly nebulous concept and doesn't work. I can remember being at school where we were fed Ben Zephaniah poems about these islands being the home for all and how European migrants did all the work "we" (because the entire country is one person) didn't want to do and very little changed: those predetermined to be accepting of others went on twitter and made angry noises about the referendum and their xenophobic counterparts did the same thing on Facebook by sharing Britain First memes, except they now had more anecdotes for people trying to take what they perceived to be their culture and distill it down.

need a soft skinned effeminate bf to do sex wee wee inside of