/cum/

DOG YM OH

I could only go 96 hours before I masturbated again.

I want to die.

Finally found a switch

HORY SHET

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>step into shower without thinking

>cold

HOLLY? HOLLY?

NANI?!? HOLY SHIT

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HOL UP

*yare yares*

IS YOU SAYIN

*poses*

IS YOU SAYIN

*WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYs*

WE WUZ

*lets the voice of love, take you higher*

JOSTARS N SHEEEEEEEEIT?

*naes naes on you*

NANI?

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rapid transit

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>only canadians make threads earl...

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they fucked after

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metro

>>72022822

delet this, polnareff is pure

>>72022836
Polnareff and Avdol totally would fuck eachother

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What a shitty thread.

there is literally nothing wrong with data mining
would you charge a painter to paint you? no, you would be paying him, actually. the same applies to data mining. websites use your data to add value to the world.

>>72022830
I want to try crawling into that crack between the train and the platform.

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>>72022882
Poor spic, he used to get multiple (you)'s for every post. Now he's nothing.

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>>72022882
delete this

>>72022731
papa johns is a discount whore apparently kek

wish I had a gf

>US GDP per capita was 14k in 1980
>US GDP per capita was 53k in 2010
Funny. I don't feel 3.5 times richer than my parents...

>>72023032
because all that growth went to the upper class

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>>72023072
>muh 1%

>>72023032
because most that difference went to the pockets of the upper class

>>72023135
cuck

>>72023135
it did you idiot
look at any data and you will see
the middle class didnt grow at all and the lower class only grew a little over the last 30 years

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*walks toward you*

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>>72023188
>muh inequality

What a fucking static pleb.

>>72023236

*/cum/s*

The rich get away with it because we're globalized now and you just have to accept it

>>72023243
you are reading something in my post that isnt there
im simply pointing out a fact, not saying it's good or bad

>>72023243
kill yourself class cuck

>>72023144
>montreal
k

>>72023188
>muh shrinking middle class

tell me your tax plan to fix our country

kek

>>72023265
Or you can buy a gun

>>72022990
>>72022990
>>72022990

REAL NEW

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Who here /memeengineer/?

>>72023301
>>72022517
>>72022517
>>72022517

Use this one instead.

Imagine there's no countries
It's not hard to do

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>>72023356

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>>72023390
LEFT HAND RULE JACK

>>72022517
>anime
degenerates

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Hey bro heres my password
It literally contains our nations secrets
Keep it safe!

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>imagine all the people
>living for today

>>72023522
nothing wrong with a healthy diet of chicken you closet homo

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>>72023459
Shōnen anime, or as you redditors like to call it,"manime," is in fact not the degenerate trash you subhuman scum call "moeshit" (shōjo manga) but instead the attributes of manliness that westerners can only DREAM of

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>>72023614
>eyohuman
don't talk to me

>other /cum/ thread surpasses this one
Post faster, you don't want to lose the war do you?

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>>72023708
what i don't get is that i posted this like a mile ahead

>>72023708
>caring about thread """""""wars""""""
typical leaf

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>>72023735
It's a cold, unfair world.
>>72023777
Yet you're here in the ded thred

this is next thread whether u like it or not

>thread wars

>>72026376
no

lol im such a piece of shit skipped school all day to smoke weed and skipped gym and ate a lot of food lol lol lol kill me

Someone asked me today what gender do I identify by

I said meerkat

>>72026447
simple epic my friend, you showed that sjw tumblrer

YOUR NEXT LINE IS EYO I'M FROM BROOKLYN

BADA
I
N
G

BADA
O
O
M

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this thread is claimed as territory of nyc

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for jojo

I like experimenting with different drugs, I downed 3mg of a benzodiazepine called "clonazepam" about 15 minutes ago, I dont feel any noticable effect, from what Ive researched anyway

E Y O
Y
O

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imagine trying to push this thing out your dick

post bras

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i need an american to give me a you to fall asleep
i drank a lot tonight so i nee dthis

EYO

>>72027889
women have said kidney stones are more painful than giving birth

>>72027889
You're obsessed with kidney stones.

>72027891>
(You)

There you go my friend :D

>>72027891

>>72027897
>believing a single thing that comes out of a females mind

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>I drink pop

>>72027889
What can I do to ensure I never ever get one

>allowing woman to speak when she's not being spoken to

>>72027904
read up vaginal to anal tearing in regards to birth

it's one of the reason women die giving birth. bleeding to death.

>>72027911
Drink lots of water and avoid soft drinks with phosphoric acid

>>72027911
Don't drink cokes

>>72022517
>weebshit
gas yourself

>>72027922
Happened to a family friend. It took her months of therapy and reconstruction before she could fuck her husband again.

>>72027908
Heres the (you) you so desperately crave

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>>72027934
>he doesn't like anime

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>i call soda pop

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Rate my waifu

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>I call soda

>>72027940
She's got 2 back up holes for Christ's sake

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>I call fizzy wizzle bubbly bop, coke

>>72027949
It's called pop you fuck

>>72027929
>>72027931
Done, water and tea only for me from now on.

>>72027940
i've read part way ripping in the vagina is kind of common. the idea of a full rip all the way to your asshole is terrifying.

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>What kind of coke do you want?
>I'll take a coke
>Is Pepsi ok?

only good post by FOF

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>not calling it coke

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>coke
>soda
>pop
>not calling liquid that feels funny

fizzy pop, bubble pop

>>72027977
She ripped v to a. She's tiny. Shoulda had a c section.

>>72027988
If you call 7-up a coke you are a fag

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>its called pop

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>not calling it a fizzy drink

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haven't had pop in awhile
drink this all the time though

What if CIA was really just a bored guy at the CIA?

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>>72027903
thank you

>>72028007
this is the epitome of kys

>>72028013
what if it's actually Aiden gillen

>>72027994
damn. I get why c-sections are increasingly popular and recommended by doctors. Also means you don't have to be in labour for 48 hours if the kid is a uncooperative little shit.

The quiet leaf listens on a transparent branch

Just watched nacho libre

I want a Mexican gf now

>>72028019
unironically the patrician drink

>>72022650
>turn on the shower so that the water gets hot
>undress
>now there's a puddle on the floor

>>72028045
They're fatter on average than american women

...Anonymous
03/07/17(Tue)20:00:15 No.72027974
>>72027212 #
Write your Friday schedule as I did here
>>72027124 #

>>72027386 #
Use moderation and get fellow anons to be your friend. You get to have a normie style social circle, maybe even a gf, but they aren't elitist shitheads that only talk about football.

The Twin Towers was a blessing in disguise

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simpler time

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>>72028063
You mean they don't all look like this?

>tfw I will never fly a attack helicopter and rule the skies

>>72028095
Maybe, but with an extra 150lbs of pure lard it's hard to tell

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>>72028086
>>72028074

pro tip to success: never jack off

AYYY WANNA GO GRAB A SLICE

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How do you get a scholarship for a masters in USA or Canada? Are the Fulbright the only ones?

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>never jack off

Terrible thread

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SPEEDWAGONU

>>72028024
That would be very painful

>>72028164
post more women and I'll tell you

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>>72028171
>>72027871
>>72027879
>Hating JoJo

>>72028164
Surely you gave a better place to ask than a general named /cum/ on an anime imageboard

Women are stupid and I don't respect them.

absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation

That's right, I just have sex with them

>>72028164
Fuck off we're full.

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>>72028186
It's over hyped and spammed far too much

>>72028191
>That's why I'll never have sex with them.

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>>72028071
Why tf would I want to have a normie lifestyle? Being dysfunctional is so much more fun and it can fuel my writing when I have the energy

All anime is crap except the last airbender

poopy fart

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>>72028178
K

>>72028189
Yes, but why not ask anywhere I can?

>>72028202
CHI

>>72028240
>that purple square

>>72028240
Because it's not efficient and a waste of time - a limited resource

Post qts

>>72028186
still never seen it desu

I just want a qt asian gf

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>>72028224

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>>72028292
Hi blackposter

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>>72028292
Just remove the qt part and you can have one within the week :^)

I think I want to watch a tv show

the only tv show I ever really watched was breaking bad, I want something like that to just take the fucking time away because I'm sort of sick of existing right now

I want something really good and captivating
anime suggestions also welcome, I've never really watched much anime either

>>72028333
Stinky dumb pedo scum

>>72028312
qt piggy how do I get one

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>>72028270
Asking here ? It's not like I'll waste my lifetime for making a post here

>>72028342
First season of Daredevil

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>>72028342
Non Non Biyori

>>72028345
Not nice

>>72028342
>just take the fucking time away
Then watch some turbonormie show like Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead. Loads of episodes.

Captain Morgan tastes like diesel with a million tons of sugar added. Absolutely nasty stuff, I think I'd rather just have the diesel taste.

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>>72028378
>Non Non Biyori
Is that actually good or are you memeing

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>>72028342
Watch the classic masterpiece animes if you haven't first, that is Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gurren Lagann, FMA: Brotherhood, Serial Experiments Lain, Ghost In the Shell: SAC, etc

Tbh no american show can compare to Breaking Bad. I really enjoyed the short cartoon series Beyond the Garden Wall, as well as It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (near perfectly hilarious), Trailer Park Boys etc etc etc etc

>>72028360
I didn't find out about UK schools by posting in /brit/

>>72028394
It's made for mixing.

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>>72028407
>don't consider myself an anime fan
>realize i've seen every one of these

>>72028326
sea Mexicans seem to prey on the weakest betas for that divorce money and permanent residence status

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>>72028400
It's very good, so is the second season.

Kill la Kill is a masterpiece tbqhwya(to be quite honest with you all)

>>72028446
They will marry anyone tbqh, only people I've ever seen married to pakis, Whites, and blacks. Anyone with above $20,000 per year is acceptable.

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>>72028407
>image

HOLY FUCK AHAHAHAH

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>not questioning your heterosexuality when it comes to Suffie

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>>72028415
I found a lot of resources, links and tricks about opening a business and even receiving finance in Scandinavian countries asking in /skandi/

Of course I have to ask at my college, etc.

You have to knock all the doors, even the small ones, to succeed

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>>72028474
I remember how hyped it was and how mediocre it turned out, I only really enjoyed the arc where they invade Osaka

>>72028474
I unironically agree with this

>>72028217
Having a normie lifestyle with all recreation being a NEET with other protoNEETs lets you enjoy aspects of both worlds. It is just deporessing when your friends can't make it and you end up sulking alone in your cases of soda and chips while playing by yourself.

>tfw born just too early to experience the transhuman merger

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>>72028519
Consuming soda and chips is super depressing, I mean your brain is all pissed at you consuming shit so you're bound to be super depressed

I keep healthy for the most part, minus occasional drug and booze binges and fasts and sometimes food bings, so I can actually enjoy being miserable

*listens to dad rock*

>tfw born just too early to experience the transhuman nigger

>>72028487
the older ones in Canada were sex industry workers that latched onto sex tourists who went to the Philippines. One lady was telling me about how it's best to try and marry the older men who came so they could bring you to their fcountry and die off sooner than later.

new ones seem to be tim hortons imports that want to stay in Canada and also not work anymore. i know one guy who is likely going to marry a flip because she's the only girl that was willing to date him. really bitchy for a short fat thing, and trash talks him in her native tongue when around other flips. she also hasn't worked in two years and lives off him and demands expensive presents constantly. i wonder if she'll divorce him after she eventually pressures him into marrying her.

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>>72028577
/mu/ is 90% dad rock memes, /mu/fu threads, kpoop generals and other assorted recycled trash these days

>>72028602
>run dindu-transhuman.exe
>remove nig parameters
>delete nog protocols
Almost human

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>when you put off charging your batteries so now you are on your last AA and your mouse is barely functioning as the battery dies but your recharger is taking forever and the batteries are getting old and they don't seem to hold a charge as long as they used to but you don't want to waste money on new ones because they are probably fine and your perception of their lifespan is skewed.

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eating a bag of big turks

>>72028629
if you used a tiling window manager and vimperator you'd be just fine

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>owning a wireless mouse
It's like you want the CIA to know everything

>>72028629
turn vibrate off and lower it's brightness

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>>72028633
>now with real turk!

>>72028292
same bro

>>72028613
kpop threads are the only redeeming part of that board

>>72028727
"No"

>>72028727
they don't even have music 0/8

>>72028603
They are just the lowest hanging fruit and they know it. You merely adopted beta-hunting, they were molded by it...

>>72028727
please kill yourself

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>>72028734
>>72028749
>>72028757
>having this much shit taste

the only good thing about /mu/ kpop threads is that they contain the kpop spammers to one thread

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Arkansas is the STOOPID doggo

I am BOOTIFUL bunbi

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>kpop threads are the only redeeming part of that board

>>72028813
What a gay episode.

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>>72028813
You love this big dumb doggo

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>>72028824
How can you hate this

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Without kt, /mu/ might have been unredeemable

>>72028813
Good show, thoroughly frightening

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>this is a 10/10 in florida

Anyone here have a feminine cock? Post em

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VdHnbTPlot

Anyone want to chime in, shit is fucked boys.

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>>72028840
lolno

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>>72028872
yes :3

Also if you don't post your dick I'm going to assume you have a sub 6.5 inch dicklet which would make it even better if you posted it

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>>72028841
>How can you hate this
I know it won't decompose for thousands of years.

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>>72028889
Excuse me but we both have different QT's that we fuckle so enough of this sillyness you goobie boobie

>>72028416
I'm mixing it with Coke, that's only making it worse. Worst rum I've ever tasted. I'd gladly take cheap-ass bacardi or vodka over this. $20 books for 750ml, fuck off.

>>72028902
He's just desperate for love from any source he can get

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>>72028892
I got banned last time

>>72028902
so what lol

>>72028909
*$20 bucks

If I could trade a $20 book for alcohol I wouldn't have any books left

>>72028902
time to stop posting bud

>>72028857
i am confused

>>72028857
how? I pay $175 a month for my 5L v8 mustang

think I lost 10k today

I need someone to talk to. All the people I used to talk to have, one by one, slowly yet surely, stopped talking to me

>>72028954
you can talk to me la' :33

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>>72028927
You can never stop me Penisylvania!
NEVER!!!

>>72028917
Ur gay lol xD

>>72028915
He gets love in the form of cum in his mouth from his QT snugglebud

>>72028915
STOP IT

>>72028962
So r u :)

>Pennsylvania auditor general says legal marijuana would reap taxes

for the love of God, please this

wow reddit looks weird without flags

>>72028940
I lost $35 today. Accidentally bought 2 bags of popcorn before my paycheck officially came in and incurred an overdaft fee. Now my food budget is shot for the week. Thank god I'm in school and can just quietly steal from my roommates.

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>>72028980
sounds good bud *wheezes*

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>>72028973
No I'm bicycle

>>72028998
She's measuring out the length of your bf's tiny penor

>>72028928

What about

>>72028929

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pnOf0kbTFx

Where you at bud

>>72029016
>What about

what is gta insurance?

>>72028909
Rum is pretty nasty anyway, even the expensive stuff isn't that good. Only the sipping types are good.

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>>72029015
At least his penor is bigger than your penor lol

>>72028917
>ask for cock
>anon posts legs
Wrong body part bowinkle

>>72029020

Really bud, it's the greater toronto area. Not the GTA you are thinking of.

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>>72029032
My bf's penor is bigger than your penor LOL

non bitesize nacho chips should fuck off

interested?

Is Anime a mental disorder?

>>72029046
ohhhh okay. so what is it insurance on? is it your car insurance?

What are your plans for st. paddy's, /cum/? im gonna be visiting one of my highschool friends at his uni campus with all my friends, we're gonna be black out drunk

Since no one agrees with me that the government should not exist my only option every election season is to elect the candidate who I feel will be less effective at expanding the governments power.
My candidate has won 4 of the last 5 elections, so most people must agree with me

>>72029075
>scots celebrating paddies day
lies

>>72028846
RIP

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>>72029054
Rescind this statement

>>72029068
yes

>>72029091
who's a scot?

>>72029025
Maybe. Idk, I've been buying cheap Bacardi and mixing it with coke on a regular basis and getting great results. But I accidentally grabbed some Captain Morgan today and I could not be more disappointed.

I should have looked more closely at the bottle, I thought the Korean dude at the liquor store had just jacked up the price of Bacardi.

>tfw he calls me "Mr Bacardi" because that's all I buy because it's so easy to mix
>tfw the one time I don't buy Bacardi he says nothing

YOU ASSHOLE THE ONE TIME YOUR SMALLTALK WOULD HAVE HELPED AND YOU GIVE ME NOTHING

>>72029075
Drink alone in my room watching low-intelligence cartoons
I don't know when saint patties is I just do that alot

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i'm 23 years old
should I join the muhreens

Been about half a year since I've been here /cum/

Give me a quick rundown on the current rotation of trip/name friends so I can filter them

>>72029099
great Scott

>>72029071

Yeah it's car insurance, it's retarded high over here. I got lucky and was able to get in with my dads insurance but with a plan under my name. Still pay 202 dollars a month for basically minimum coverage. Most places wanted upwards of 270-350 a month.

>>72029094
*doesn't*
He has a p big penor

>>72029107
join the CIA

>>72029108
all of them, you'll also need to filter some words to keep shitty posters hidden that don't namefag but post the same thing

>>72029107
Idk bro, it's no joke. If you seriously love your country, are tough, and are willing to sacrifice your soul/mind/whatever to defend the rest of us, then yeah. If you just kind of have no direction, then join the army/navy/air force.

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>>72029075
I'll be sitting at home since the Priest told me to come back when I stopped being a faggot

I'll probably try to weather the storm on /Eire/ if they even have it up

>>72029118
t. big penor licker

>>72029084
i vote for the shittiest president so that way people get sick of them and vote for the opposite. fool proof since March 4, 1933

>>72029107
Do it if you really want to

I wish I would have done it straight out of high school instead of falling for the college meme that my family pushed on me. Looking into PLC so I can at least get a commission out of this shit.

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>>72029108
You should just filter this general

>>72029102
>implying an asian would ever give up some shekels
That extra $4 was worth more than your friendship.

>>72029115
holy shit. is that only a toronto thing? i pay like 200 USD every six months and i think that's too high.

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>who's a scot?

>>72029133
>since the Priest told me to come back when I stopped being a faggot
what? also do you actually have irish heritage? i though you were andalusian

>>72029141
most effective option

>>72029133
*gobbles his penor and thanks God that I have a shitty gag reflex*

>>72029149
>is that only a toronto thing

>city full of Poos and slants
>huge insurance premiums
Really makes you think...

>>72029149

It's an Ontario province thing kind of, more so southern Ontario. Most big cities have shitty insurance but the GTA takes the cake.

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>>72029141
I have too much time invested in this dump to ever leave permanently

As long as the picture taking creep, Monopoly Man or whatever he changed his name to, is gone that is.

>>72029075
possibly see some friends

they won't drink but i will, such is my right as a slav.

Post dicks now faggots, who's ever bigger wins the battle

>>72029177
Monopoly has been gone for like a year and a half

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>>72029160
I'm not Andalusian, I'm American, and besides it's a very minor part of muh heritage

Genetically speaking I'm mostly Irish/English/Scottish admixture, and I have a Mick surname

>>72029162
EXTREMELY gay

If all the people who secretly hate me came together and were honest with each other about it, they would realize that they could hate me openly and they would be the majority. I'm glad they're too scared to tell each other.

>>72029198
>Genetically speaking I'm mostly Irish/English/Scottish admixture, and I have a Mick surname
then why do you look asian?

>>72029198
POST DICK namefag

>>72029205
>then why do you look asian?
He doesn't

>>72029213
he doesnt look irish

tfw jav makes you realize white nationalism is a dead end

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>>72029205
Have you seen many Asians?

>>72029211
lmao no

>>72029221
I'm a mutt ya goober
Of course I'm not going to look Irish

>>72029221
You've only seen one pic

niggers and jews are still subhuman though

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>tfw I've seen Paha Sapa's penor and it looked tiny

>>72029235
you look Filipino bud

>>72029255
dont you both have boyfriends? why are gays all sluts

I only talk about Trump in a joking way that keeps wether or not I like him ambiguous, unless i'm on 4chan, in that case we must secure a future for white children

>>72029260
I was kidding

>>72029260
post photo of him

Everyone just stop posting. You're all fags.

All this talk about ancestry has triggered me:

The vast majority of white Americans are of British descent. This bizarre "we wuz kaisers" and "we wuz pizza chefs" meme that has cropped up lately is the result of silly special snowflake identity politics. Being British isn't cool, because our language, legal system, and even system government is more or less based on British ideas. So if you've got one grandparent from something non-British you claim to be British. Drives me up the wall to see people of British descent saying "oh, I'm German lol". Fuck off, no you're not. Your surname is Johnson.

And people saying "oh, Americans don't have a cultural/ethnic identity" are wrong, but I don't blame them because this has been propagated by Americans themselves. The majority American ethnic identity has always been that of people descended from the UK (that includes Ireland, which was part of the UK until the early 20th century).

t. half-swedish, half-cuban anon who has no stake in this shit but is annoyed by British-Americans ignoring their own ethnic identity and buying into this silly "oh white people have no culture lol" meme

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>>72029266
>I only talk about Trump in a joking way that keeps wether or not I like him ambiguous
I do the exact same thing

how do i join cia

>>72029288
>The vast majority of white Americans are of British descent
White Americans aren't even majority British, what the fuck are you talking about

>>72029288
>The vast majority of white Americans are of British descent

>double file exits here

We need a new thread.

>>72029312
no

>>72029298
Take a dump in a toilet

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>>72029260
Do I?

Or perhaps is it islander genes haunting me into the present day

>>72029255
I have NEVER shown this boi my penor

>>72029307
They are. The notion of German-Americans+Italian-
Americans making up a majority is a ridiculous delusional meme on par with "we wuz kangz".

>>72029288
>it's all Americans are secretly British meme
Fuck off.

>>72029288
>this has been propagated by Americans themselves.
Anglo-Americans lost the culture war in the mid-1800's. After that point America stopped seeing itself as "British" in ethno-cultural terms. Since then it's been the European immigrant nation meme and now the model UN meme.

>>72029288
>So if you've got one grandparent from something non-British you claim to be British.

*you claim to be non-British

>>72029331
Not "all are secretly British". Just that most of the white ones are descended from people who came from the UK (that includes the Irish immigrants who came here when Ireland was still part of the UK). The number of German-Americans and Irish-Americans is dramatically exaggerated in this country because people want to be special.

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made this abstract art

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>Your surname is Johnson.

Nikka this man surname is Santiago, does he looks spaniard to you?

>>72029330
German-Americans are the largest white ethnic group in the US, with British-Americans taking up second place

>>72029330
*domesticated fowl appears and demands proof for your assertions*

>>72029361
Of course not. But the people I'm talking about are white. I'm certainly not talking about black people named "Johnson", "Williams", "Jackson", etc., that's something completely different.

>>72029355
Really captures the essence of vaping. If Hitler would have submitted that millions of people wouldn't have died.

>>72029361
Looks like the typical bean

>>72029361
dumb caraposter

>>72029353
German Americans made up almost 10 percent of the population even before the revolutionary war and the Irish who knows how much. Add to that the insane immigration from the boy countries in the 19 and early 20th century you get a majority non Anglo country. Sick of hearing this revisionist meme.

>>72029427
>German Americans made up almost 10 percent of the population even before the revolutionary war
Le proofs

>>72029016
Norfolk, ON

2 hours from GTA

>>72029366
LIAR

In 1980, 101 million Americans claimed British ancestry* and 49 million claimed German ancestry.

https://www.census.gov/population/censusdata/pc80-s1-10/tab02.pdf


But by 2010, that number had dropped dramatically for Brits and increased dramatically for Germans (feel free to google that "US ancestry map" that's all over the internet for that). Why? Did all the British-Americans just die off? Were the German-Americans breeding like rabbits? Or did people just start emphasizing their German-American heritage?

*England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, again, including Ireland in "British" because they were part of it when they came to the US

>>72029427
The revisionist meme is the idea that German-Americans are the largest ethnic group in the country.

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>>72029478
lmao who fucking cares

>>72029507
>get challenged
>provide source
>"lol who cares"

I hate this place sometimes

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>Guy moves here from the plains
>"Wewuz German"
>Guy moves here from Massachusetts
>"Wewuz Irish"

Stop this