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babs

aspartame

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>dude, just hit the gym, be more confident and you can pull any girl!

What's the point of leaving the EU?

how does it benefit me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z0-Q-C8Xb0

DORKS

BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH

Ahh yes I consider your point but you fail to to see the crux of the argument

babestation

>>72020661
you get to post "remoaners btfo" on the internet

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what does roo taste like?

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wow, she's so brave

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39145781

think when you consider your own country's cultural output to be a consequence of mixing different cultures together and immigration and not of the fruits of its own citizens labour than it's a result of blatant brainwashing lads

>>72020650
>haha dude I haven't been to the gym for at least 2 weeks I'll be weak af
*benches 2.5pl8*

if aspartame is fine why don't ban the full sugar coke

>>72020661
To make cosmopolitan scum angry.

>>72020687
that doesn't benefit me

>>72020696
like horse but worse

>>72020696
haram dingo

>>72020696
i had a kangaroo burger once and it was nice

>>72020696
slightly gamey

it's a bit of a meme meat desu. it takes a few goes to cook it right and if it's not cooked right, it's almost inedible because of how tough it is

>>72020661
Means we get to leave the UK

>>72020713
muslims are inherently british delete your post

>>72020723
there is no reason to ban it you mong

want a bf

>>72020734
>like horse but worse
ah so a bit like a tesco burger?

>>72020777
yes

>>72020723
The nanny state would if they could get away with it

>>72020801
they could
they're the government
they make the laws

>>72020661

controlling the curvature of our bananas

>>72020777
haha dude, you're like so totally british
awesome man!

If caffeine is fine why don't they ban decaf

>>72020820
They have to worry about the next election

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>if you don't eat no sodium your die so fuck off
*guzzles a 2L bottle of diet coke*

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>>72020841
that's all ive ever wanted

the hesitation for arsenalfantv is fucking KILLING me

i want ty to finally come to the WOB

https://youtu.be/f4QBRgyitFs?t=46

>>72020849
caffeine is fine that means I can drink tons of it and have no problems ever, science said so!

>>72020872
he won't.

>>72020849
>the state of labour
no they don't

the wifi conspiracy canadian haha

>>72020884
me on the left

>>72020849
>caffeine is fine
no it isn't

>age
>which part of the UK do you reside
>which illegal drugs have you consumed on at least 5 occasions

>>72020872
apparently they're not uploading it because of something racist claude said to ty

>>72020872
>not realising the wind at the emirates affected the team

>>72020947
22
grimsby
all of them

>>72020947
22
East Yorkshire: Hull
I have never taken any illegal drugs.

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ah

>>72020976
lol square

heh you kids talking about DRUGS eh?
that stuff you're doin? its nothing, wouldn't wipe my ass with it.
I've done everything, everything you understand
I take so many pills every morning just to get out of bed.
you body would IMPLODE if you were as drugged out and high off your tits 24/7 as I am
I'm sort of like a modern shaman ya know? way cool duude

so yea, I'm kind of a big deal.

>>72020947
>21
>west midlands
>weed (countless)
>coke (fair few)
>mdma (8-10 times)

>>72020951
source?

>>72020947
22
manchester
cannabis
cocaine

>>72020985
I like being square.

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What race is Troopz?

>>72021022
english

>>72020984
Is that Dan Hannan's wife

>>72020947
been everywhere and done it all mate

cant wait 4 summer, lads. im getting a bit fat. i've put on like 1.5 stone this winter.

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Cats?

>>72021022
what is race? all i know is he's british

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>>72020777
Trips of truth

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http://thefaceberg.com/

Wish I was depressed and a witty writer, instead of just being depressed.

>>72021089
*gives your floor a sweep*

>>72020947
19
Canters
none, have a few puffs of weed when im drunk though. did the world's smallest dab of mandy once. that's enough for me

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thread's a bit slow tonight

The knowledge of one single person is a million times more lethal than every single gun in the world

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>>72021265
time to speed it up a notch

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>>72021273
>The knowledge of one single person is a million times more lethal than every single gun in the world

>>72020674
Ireland for the British

Every time I spend time away from /brit/ and then come back I always realise how shit this place is, and I still keep posting for some reason, why is this?

Feel a bit sleepy but have to stay up a bit late

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Girl I like writes about the arts for this online magazine and I read every article.

Love her.

>>72021317
I do the same thing, I think it's just a habit at this point

hello, registered meme engineer here

does anybody have any problems with any memes?

>>72021317
no friends

Genuinely reckon I could be a professional ladies man lads

Girls are just naturally attracted to me, gets a bit annoying sometimes haha

Marina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr-SqRWImmI

>>72021340
bet it's all pretentious bullshit

anything written about the arts is

>>72021362
no

>>72021317
nothing better to do

>>72021382
why have you never had a gf then?

>>72021388
yeah it is, makes me cringe desu but she's so cute

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>>72021362
wots a meme

do u liek gimmicks???

>>72021423
I have

>>72021340
is she progressive

>>72020887
Caffeine is fine in moderation

Almost anything is bad if you have too much of it Including water and vegetables and you monging retard

Why is nuance so difficult for you to understand?

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>>72021465
memes are weapons

the great meme war is upon us

>>72021487
yeah

Reading the Analects of Confucius tbqh lads.

>>72021512
have you tried redpilling her on the futility of art?

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>>72021492
NNNNUUUUUUU I LIKE TO HAVE TWO EXTREMES AND MAKE THEM OUT TO BE THE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE CASES

>>72021537
don't think art is futile so no

>>72021533
been reading beaver towers, good stuff

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*blocks your spice trade*

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made a comment on youtube and now my phone's getting non-stop notifications

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me

>>72021562
don't get this

he's practically days from death and his mind would have started to shut down to prepare for death so he wouldn't even recognise the players anyway

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Cat has decided not to sleep, is following me

>>72021625
*jumps out the window*

>>72021629
yeah same, I usually just leave bait there for people to hook onto

usually end up with like 50 replies with a bunch of fucking runts fighting over a paper bag it's hilarious

now do classical gas

I just got iced lads

Housemate put a bottle in the bathtub

Should I abolish the House of Lords?

>>72021629
>>72021692
How would you compare YouTube (You)'s to the ones here?

>>72021690
*mourns the loss of the greatest leader even though not a kwisatz*

>>72021713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk

>>72021728
politics is fucked

it's a bunch of fucking coffin dodgers with absolutely no touch of reality making decisions about the future of our country

the whole place needs blowing up and starting again

>>72021747
too easy
legions of turborunts

>>72021800
OK, I will abolish it tomorrow.

top 5 curb episodes:
palestinian chicken
the car pool lane
the ski lift
the pants tent
the doll

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this weird bloke keeps staring at me on the tube lads

>>72021747
it's like /brit/ about 5pm when all the normies are active and you can easily bait them because they all have the same conditioned opinions on things

it's great

>>72021800
t. Guy Fawkes

dormerlad gave up quick

>>72021846
>calling people normies

Can smell the reddit on you

>>72021827
cheers mate

>>72021834
>you should have put aside the rhetoric while you had the chance

>>72021834
me in the reflection (girl)

Unironically thinking about joining the Conservative Party tbqh lads.

apple seeds contain cyanide and if you eat enough of them it will kill you

wew lads

>>72021870
reddit are the biggest normies going

it goes youtube > reddit > 4chan

watching youtube poop

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rollin' a bat

>>72021909
why you runt?

rate my budget build

https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/ZYpwpb

>>72021909
class traitor

made my tea too milky
feel a tad queasy

>>72021909
may as well

labour is fucked and lib dems are smaller than the green party

>>72021930
Because I like Theresa May's agenda.

>>72021945
When have Labour done anything for the working class?

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>tfw know someone unironically like 5ft5 ginger skinny ugly manlet
>He has a gf
>I do not

dental plan

>>72021941
>pcp art picker
not clicking that mate

I tried a filet o fish from macky d's about a year ago, and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever had

but then it grew on me, so I got another, and it wasn't so bad
fast forward to today and it's the best fast food sandwich

>>72021941
>https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/ZYpwpb
>not Ryzen

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>>72021834

*orders industrial quantities of apple seeds*

>>72021996
the official choice of novelist

>>72021941
why do you need 2 graphics cards

what are you doing that so graphic intensive?

>>72021975
Built the NHS bud

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i had a little love, now i am back for moaaarrr. set your spirits free, it's the only way to bee eee

>>72022026
The NHS has been on the verge of collapse since it was created, hardly some amazing thing.

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>boring cunts have gfs
>Fat cunts have gfs
>Manlets have gfs
>CRIMINALS have gfs

>>72022053
>boring cunts have gfs
>Fat cunts have gfs
>Manlets have gfs
I am all of these.

got a call from a legit retard at work today

told him to call back when his carer was there and hung up

he called back straight away, kek

>>72022044
yes lets just privatise it and let poor people die in the gutter while tarquin gets a mineral water enema

>>72022040
Sometimes, not often enough
We reflect upon the good things
And those thoughts always center
Around those we luh-hu-hu-huuuuve

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Cat has changed their mind on the sleeping issue, untrustworthy desu

>>72022044
the best thing would be to just bin it and go back to private healthcare

would get a much better service and the money we save on tax will cover health insurance, but most companies should give it for free anyway

>>72022064
Do you have a gf?

>>72022101
Nah, we should reform it to be more like the German model.

fuck everyone in this thread

>>72022111
Yes but she is Ukrainian and has low standards.

>>72022107
What an awful idea. The system the us has is terrible. Privatised healthcare will be the end of the UK as we know it.

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise

>>72022022
Powerpoint

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>>72022139

EU jews wont let us get rid of giving benefits to JFs or letting them use the NHS because they are trying to get more pakis into our country

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>>72022103
Silly games that you were playing, empty
Words we both were saying,
Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy,
Any deal that we endeavor,
Boys and girls feel good together
Take it or leave it,
Take it or leave it

>>72022165
my dead nan?

>>72022179
>gif
fuck off

business idea: scrap trident and invest the money into the NHS and other public services

>>72022165
But that is wrong.

business idea: stop sending money to brussels, fund the nhs instead

Business idea: Scrap the NHS for a few years and invade Norway with the money, use their oil money to fund a new NHS.

Business idea: invade Iceland and get our revenge for the cod wars

>>72022209
>>72022236
awful posts

>>72022241
excellent post

Business idea:keep NHS but enforce harder checks on immigrants, if they're not British they can fuck off

business idea: get rid of the army and give soldiers wages to nurses

Business idea: Sell white children to Arab dictators as sex slaves to pay for the NHS.

>>72022269
bloody racist

>>72022165
People with downs?

>>72022269
our EU masters would never allow that

would say it's against human rights

>>72022165
nobody rules over me

>>72022165
wtf i hate claudio ranieri now!

me errday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhdOQ5BnBys

I hate the general consensus that somehow we are obliged to treat anyone who happens to get themselves to the UK. If your ship is stranded in the middle of the ocean with no supplies you don't let on some fuckers who have swam over from Calais

business idea: privatise the military

Business idea: Raise taxes on the middle class while cutting them on the upper class.

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that was a close one, thought I'd lost my lighter for a minute there

>>72020947
20
Best Ireland
Weed, coke, meth, ket

>>72022374
what would you have done if you couldn't find it?

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Definitely doing a sleep at this point

business idea: give more aid to israel

1 million foreigners are not worth even a fingernail of a single Brit.

>>72022357
you could eat them

doing a manspread again

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>>72022402
Wahey

>>72022403
probably light it off the hob

business idea: nacos (nacho-tacos)

>>72022044
not under the most recent Labour governments it wasn't

Tories are evil

>>72022469
blair financed the iraq war with NHS money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSwfg_28f5s

Just remind you lads of the best Dee Dee sketch.

Laughing cow is second

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>>72022469
You mean the Labour government that drove it to the crisis state that it's in through mass immigration?

>>72022469
t. didn't use the NHS under New Labour because he was a child

It was always on the verge of collapse. My Granddad had to wait on a trolleyafter a heart attack in the corridor in 2005 for over two hours to be seen by a Doctor.

who wants to violently pound my quivering boipucci?

>>72022498
I hate dee dee because he reminds me of myself

>>72021909
I'm curious

What's your demography?

Age? Gender? Level of education? Job status? How much do you earn?

why should I have to pay tax for scroungers to use the NHS if I use private healthcare?

>>72022516
22

Male

I have a degree

I work full time and do volunteer work on the side.

About 17,000 a year.

>>72022511
>quivering boipucci
*brrraap*

>>72022514
That's why I like it 2bh.

Knowing I'm not the only loser in the world is quite nice.

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alri

>>72022553
absolute moron

>>72022591
why?

>>72022588
comfy shithole lad

>>72022492
Meaningless soundbite with zero credence, probably repeated after you heard some Tory MP spout that lie

>>72022506
Where are the stats to back up your claim that the NHS is dying because of immigration? It's crippled because of pensioners, bureaucracy and budget cuts

I guess junior doctors were just striking for a laugh, right?

>>72022510
A 2 hour wait isn't on the verge of collapse jej

>>72022588
clean your room you filthy yank

>>72022614
After a heart attack? Yes it is.

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r8 the haul

privatisation of the NHS is pointless since it would be followed by a tax cut

Business idea: make money from royalties

conservative policy would make you worse off

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fuckin

>>72022629
But they are the reason I pay no income taxes because of my low income.

>>72022614
yeah m8 the millions of illegal immigrants that came in under (((tony blair))) definitely put no extra burden on the NHS

if anything they improved it

>>72022626
surely healthcare costs would increase for the individual?

>>72022625
fucking hell sleep aid where did you get that

heard it's lethal stuff

>>72022553
Why the fuck do people volunteer? I will never understand unless you want to get into some fanny.

>>72022645
fuckin mad egg yolk

>>72022645
>tfw booked two weeks off work and bought heaploads of drugs so I can relive my dee dee days

Can't wait lads

>>72022646
The same government who had to be pulled in line by the Lords over cut to tax credits? Yeah they're definitely the party of the working class lmao

>>72022688
Because I am training to be a teacher from September and you need experience of working in a school to get onto the course. It is also the most enjoyable part of my week desu.

>>72022588
>Jaegermeister
Patrician taste

>>72022712
what do you hope to teach?

>>72022697
I don;t get any tax credits.

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>>72022625
Docain?

>>72022657
And I suppose those "millions" of immigrants are also taking money from the dole, right? Or are they stimulating the economy, paying their fair share of tax and contributing to the NHS budget, that the Tory government insists on consistently cutting?

>>72022658
No, I imagine it would still be heavily regulated

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>>72022730
Primary education. I already got in. I just have to wait until September for it to start.

If you think britain would be better off under corbyns labour you're mental

he would turn us into venezuela

>>72022754
lol

One thing I noticed while living in the UK

>My peer-group in america, graduates college with business degree, gets salaried job in business field

>Peer-group at uni in the UK, graduates with business degree, goes and works an hourly job that shouldn't require a degree

I seriously couldn't fucking believe how many smart people were applying to be hourly employees at Tesco, or call center employees.

Unbelievable. Are there just no good jobs available?

>>72022629
You honestly have to be fucking retarded to believe this.

>>72022743
The Tories increased the NHS budget though.

Doing a poo.

>>72022747
okay

so how does privatisation help it then?

when i die bury me with all my ice on

a quick rundown please

>>72022743
immigrants who want to come into the country to work do so legally, but they are in the minority

there are millions of illegal immigrants shitting out babies and claiming tens of thousands of pounds of benefits a year as we speak

and they get a nice big free house thanks to labour

Give me a quick rundown on the NHS please.

Finished ye olde bulk 2 months ago and lost 1lb every week since, weighed in at 14 stone 11 this morning

When I do this and realise how easy it is it makes me wonder how so people go through their entire lives as fatties

>>72022789
I said privatisation was pointless lad. I'm just outlining what id most likely to happen if it did become privatised in 2100 or something

>>72022801
shut it down

bulldoze the hospitals

start again

>>72022771
>Are there just no good jobs available?
because uni is ~technically~ free, all the plebs decide that they should go to uni to get a degree (though mostly just for the uni lifestyle (haha banter and alcohol haha))
this means that there's more people with degrees, but there aren't enough jobs that require degrees
hence: degrees lose their value and jobs that shouldn't require degrees end up requiring degrees

>>72022737
>that short termism

You genuinely are a moron

But fuck the muslims from the EU (???) and vote Tory to keep them out, right?! :P

Cuts to public services are definitely helping the working class

You're a runt, you'll always be a runt and voting Tory won't change your life in the slightest

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>this is what passes for white in america

>>72022835
*what would

>>72022685
>>72022739
I told u I was hardcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkOr9E5IetY

>>72022771
Business studies is a meme degree for people who want to spend 3 years living the good life

>>72022849
It isn't short termism, it just doesn't effect me. The Tories are good for people who actually bother to work, like me.

britain is now a one party state

deal with it

poor people are usually poor though their own doing

it's not hard to get a job if you put in a bit of effort

Parts of the internet seems to think the Open Uni is just as respected as brick and mortar campuses, but after some brief research, this seems like it absolutely surely HAS to be complete and total bullshit. I searched for "computer science" and the closest they have is "Computing and IT". It consists of:
>Year 1: Making webpages, thinking about interfaces, considering "how IT relates to society"
>Year 2: How to insert RAM, writing simple Python scripts, how to secure my data against "hackers"
>Year 3: "Introduction to Linux", how to plug in a network cable, let's play around with robots
Is this for real? I've been doing that shit in my sleep since I was 13. I thought getting a bachelors in anything would require heavy maths, formal study of algorithms, computer graphics, etc. Interesting advanced material.

Do employers actually treat this OU degree as being worth a damn? I'm confident I would learn absolutely nothing from this, but on the other hand, I could breeze through it dedicating only a fraction of the intended time and have a BSc in a few years with no effort. Would it be worth it?

>>72022906
me and a few friends got consulting jobs immediately out of business school

>>72022930
>poor people are usually poor though their own doing
>it's not hard to get a job if you put in a bit of effort
umm no sweetie x

with an attitude like that no wonder the country is in ruins xxx

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/5y11h8/update_abusive_ex_that_was_arrestedcommitted/
people on plebbit are literally beta sociopaths

>>72022905
Despise that monging accent of the cunt on the right

>>72022779
Jesus christ

Of course the NHS budget is going to rise as costs rise, that's going to happen just to sustain the fucking thing

As a percentage of GDP, the NHS budget has been dramatically cut, giving the NHS far less money than they need to optimally run the service

>>72022950
Yeah and I know a lad who's done well for himself after doing a travel and tourism degree but it's the exception not the rule

>>72022958
The only people I know who are unemployed are self-righteous leftists tbqh.

>>72023005
maybe in the UK

>>72023015
ah yes the ol' confirmation bias

>>72022959

Honest to god, how much of a fucking doormat to do you have to be to be """abused""" by a woman? They're weak as fuck

allow it blud фam you understand blad

>>72022918
>The Tories are good for people who actually bother to work

So you're better off by about £1000 per year in your pay packet, even though you will rely on public services which are being cut?

You're being sold a con m8

>>72022948
you would probably be able to get a decent job off it

nothing amazing though

>>72022948
In final year of an engineering degree at a rustlers group uni and the work is barely harder than a levels were

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>>72022959

tory
twat

4 letters
both start with a t
both have 1 vowel

...

woah

>>72023024
That's what I'm talking about, got no clue about America but you asked why people doing business in the UK end up in shit jobs

It's cos it's not a respected degree here

Would absolutely hate to be a Labour voter or a Conservative voter haha

Both parties are full of nonces

Lib Dem masterrace desu

>>72023158
>supporting an irrelevant party

>nobody posting cause thread is near bump limit

That post your holding on to better be good lad.

>>72023042
Which public services do I rely on which are being cut? I don't think people should rely on public services anyway, you should be working.

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>>72023158

>>72023158
>Not knowing that the Lib Dems had a literal huge nonce in their ranks

weed made me depressed and lazy

how do I cure weed

>>72023180
>supporting a party based on popularity

Literal sheep you should be put down

>>72023042
Think you're underestimating how much £1000 extra of disposable income is

That's a nice holiday

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oi white boy, youz votin lib dem aint ya

big up the mandem

>>72023191
Eh

Electricity, road network, water supply, police...

Do you think stuff is just ran by a man in the sky?

Sadiq Khan has done so much since becoming the Mayor of London, like erm....

uh...

umm...

>>72023258
niggers are literally the same in every country

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How many can you tick off?

>>72023077

If something like this happened to you, and your first thought is to update a meme you made about it, you need to be removed from life. No wonder his gf abused him

>>72023270
I have to pay for electric and water anyway and there is a road tax and council tax for that stuff. Police where I live are doing fine for the most part, our crime rate has declined.

>>72023295
5

>>72023305
>it works for me so it MUST be the same throughout the rest of the country

fuck off

>>72023278
I don't even know what goes on in local government near me let alone local government somewhere I don't live

>>72023338
Only places it won't be working will be full of benefit scroungers and foreigners. Prove me wrong.

>>72023295
what the fuck how is it even possible to do all that on an empty stomach

had to unsubscribe from some of the alt right youtubers i follow
its getting too depressing watching the west circle the drain

>>72023279
brap

>>72023348
no because you're a tory twat who isn't worth my argumentative time

>>72023295
Hmm yes literally hours of things before breakfast

Also completely fastest exercise is a good way to burn muscle

>>72023411
t. Labour mong

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>>72023295
>exercise

connecting with the spouse

back to stardew valley lads

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*blocks your path*

really want an apple lads

fuck why didn't i buy apples before the ol' 'esco closed

>>72023562
is it true that Tescos are filled with hourly employees that all have degrees from STEM and business

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>number of children in the uk identifying as transgender quadrupled in the last 5 years

>>72023591
yessss good goys
let's waste the nhs's money on transgender shit

>>72023591
Leftists will defend this.

>>72023585
ye

>>72023585
All the cashiers are middle aged women, the store assistants are all students

The one in the phones area at my local looks fresh from a sports science degree

could really go for some fish and chips right now

>>72023585
i work at a supermarket (not tesco) and probably half of our staff including myself went to or are currently studying at uni

some intelligent people just coast and don't have much ambition i suppose

in an ideal world we wouldn't need laws

>>72023671
in an ideal world shakira would be licking my willy as i type this

∩( ・ω・)∩

par-tee-down?

>look up girl who liked me at secondary school
>she's engaged to some black guy now

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

p-a-r-t-why? because i gotta

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alri

>>72023671
in an ideal world everybody below a 120 IQ would be exterminated

>>72023769
but then that just moves the averages around so you'd still have people at 100 and below IQ

>>72023766
>literally y-you too
ah yes

>>72023763
>>72023763
>>72023763

>>72023769
>tfw I'd be the only one in here alive

feels odd

>>72023794
have an evaluation every 10 years and exterminate those who fall above a specified mark

easy

>>72023295
I don't eat breakfast.

>>72023591
finally, those poor souls feel comfortable in admitting who they really are

PROGRESS!