You wake up in Haiti. What do?

Saw it in half

>>72018684
>You wake up in Haiti
no i don't

>>72018890
Wow, you're no fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

>>72018684
Live a miserable and shot life.

>>72022425
Like you do now?

>>72018684

I am now the richest man in haiti.

take over the narcotrafficiking business and become president

>>72022569
>narcotrafficiking business
you mean the dirt cookie trafic business

>>72018684
escape to Tijuana

>>72018684
Kill myself

>>72018914
...honestly they have no excuse.. wtf.

>>72018684
Eat mud cookies, one should always try the local cuisine.

>>72018684
I ask them why their country is so shit

Go to the DR, start working and marry a beatiful DR girl

in haiti you dont wake up

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>be Haitian government officials
>get $500 million from dumb amerifats
>steal it all
Makes me so angry. Think of how that money could have been actually used.

>>72024224

They stole millions we gave them too, bud

>>72018684
Pracidice Vodou

>>72018914
The hell how don't they get sick