/brit/

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>that first refreshing sip of the day

>>72001323
hmm

>>72001304
I see everyone there is quite smartly dressed for their trip out to town.

Not like 'round my end.

>>72001323
You're mad you are.

>>72001379
**ends

top 5 cities in the united kingdom
1. gibraltar
2. sheffield
3. york
4. swansea
5. newcastle-upon-tyne

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>York
>Bath

gf is doing a hissy fit about her essay and I'm literally just going to ignore her lmao

>>72001400
swansea is an absolute hole

only just realised el mexicANO and el haitiANO
have the same gimmick

>>72001437
you the lad she cucked?

Bury lancastershire > bury st edmunds

>>72001417
yeah, innit
no-one in York has ever had a bath

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this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife
this is running on empty
food review

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>>72001438
AHHHHHH!!!

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>there are "people" in this very thread that wouldn't take TS Kamilla's 10 inch beautiful cock

Would like an Italian gf but they look and talk like pakis.

>>72001323
Stealing this. Going to swap the contents of many household and namebrand containers

ill be famous

>>72001509
>Penis Size: Big
>Breast Size: Big
>Height: 180cm
she's a big girl

>>72001529
for you

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Another 9gag meme

>>72001393
It's "end" 'round my end.

>>72001400

>no mention of preston

Try again fella.

>>72001509
aaaaaand suicide before age 30

>>72001542
Excellent. I wish the thread was nothing but funny pictures like this one.

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WHERE'S MY FACKIN RYEBREAD, FOREIGNER???????????

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Straight off the 'ag

top 5 ends in london:
>blue
>peckham
>dalston
>walthamstow
>island

Owt on telly lads?

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Must be brilliant riding a motorbike in the UK. Jelly.

>>72001598
adverts

>>72001598
Nowt

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Visited York once, stayed about 100 meters from the entrance to the minster and even climbed to the top

Really pretty place I do have to say

I took a picture

>>72001562
>wanting to live past 30
pleb

>>72001598
i only watched channel 4 and sister channels anyway

ELI5:reproduction

>>72001645
bit of meiosis then loads of mitosis bro

>>72001625
it's being taken down next year because it OFFENDS MUSLIMS - and the TAXPAYER is footing the bill

>>72001644
You can watch it online here:
http://tvcatchup.com/

No BBC 3 for some reason.

UK TV LICENSE PAYERS ONLY

York
>Low GDP
>No financial sector?? Lmao
>Full of old shit

London
>High GDP
>World center of finance
>Always innovating

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Based Yorkshire

>>72001686
I'd believe it

ooohh it's mad

>he needs a TV license to watch TV

hao ling

>>72001699
now you've done it

Fifteen To One's on.

>sandi toksvig
Brexit can't come fast enough.

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Why would you live in Lahndahn when Yorkshire exists?

>>72001743
career
fun
habit

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i just had a little love, now I am back for more tbqh la

>>72001762
But look how qt it is

The Buttertubs Pass

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>>72001705
>>72001743
*slaps on back*
"Good man!"

>>72001743
Because you're a nigger Muzzie

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>>72001699
It was true then, and it's true now.

Fuck Y*rk.

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arse, lads.

Really hate the way Moslems pronounce 'Islam' desu

ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLAM

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>career
>fun
>habit

Unfortunately, a lot of college students turn into a pack of cunts when they leave mammy's house for the first time. They get their first taste of freedom and they all band together to get sloshed and out-cunt one another. In my first year of college, I was renting an apartment in a large student accommodation building. People were constantly kicking random doors and playing with fire extinguishers and urinating on walls. The balcony apartments on top were full of lads shouting and screaming and tossing cans off the roof until the early hours of the morning, to the point that I sometimes prayed for rain to lash out of the heavens. The worst bit was the fire alarms. People would set them off on purpose, just for the craic, like. The alarms were fitted into people's bedrooms and kitchens, so when somebody set one off in the hallway, you'd be woken up at 5AM by a high pitched alarm that was situated directly over your bed.
Fucking dickheads.

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Stockport
>has a big fuckoff viaduct (LARGEST BRICK STRUCTURE IN EUROPE AT ONE POINT THATS RIGHT CUNTS)
>wrold famous hat musuem
>is a lost city of the ancient Egyptian civilisation (pic related)

London
>puny little viaductlet
>no hatm museum
>is NOT a lost city of the ancient Egyptian civilisation

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this

is lahm

Lads how do you fill your piss jugs. I tried it lying down and before I knew it the entire thing was overflowing etc. The angles are very complicated in this method, but standing up defeats the point.

*drives toyota hilux into thread*

ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

>>72001906
the point of piss bottles is pissing without leaving your room
I don't see how standing up affects it

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>>72001900
alri rasheed
this IS lamb

>>72001906
i bought a catheter online

>>72001900

>never played in the prem

Literally irrelevant.

>>72001983
>reddit spacing
fuck off

>>72001846
‘Al-Islā′miyyah

Don't forget to do the throat thing, and all the vowels are long... uncomfortably long.

Nothing worse than pulling down a girls knickers and seeing a fucking hambeast

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GCHQ here, this thread has been flagged for repeated use of the word Islam. We couldn't help but notice none of you are paying your TV license...Want to fill us in?

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*applies for uk visa*

>>72002046

I'm a CIS male so i dont need a tranny license

>>72002042
i always get her to lie on her front or go behind her to pull them down. that way i can check out her arsehole first.

tfw too depressed to ever go to lectures

>>72002038
To be fair throat-singing is really cool

>>72002046
Don't have a tv, honest!

>>72002050
Just claim asylum lol

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>>72002046

>>72002046
>license
FOY

Daily Reminder: "Girl" is not a biological term. It is a social term. Ergo, there can be male girls, and female girls. Being a girl means being a being of feminine character.

Some girls have penises. Deal with it.

>>72002042
that is NOT what hambeast means, you've made a right fool of yourself

tfw too ugly and lazy to ever go to lectures

Has anyone ever actually had a girl sit in their face? Isn't it super uncomfortable? Won't they crush your face?

You make me laugh, when I'm not even in the mood to smile.

>>72002118
what percentage of girls have penises

>>72002118
For the last time Simon you're not allowed in the little girl's locker room.

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

>>72002176

Ur mum

>>72002176
Nowt

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>>72002137
>Tfw you don't pass the attractiveness test to enter the lecture

>>72002176
Spent all day so far deciding which of two games to play
I've been up for 9 hours and still haven't decided

>>72002221
What are your options?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIImuhkbqXk

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>>72002176

Business idea:ugly tax
Tax uglies at 500% rates for imposing their abhorrent visage on others. National debt wiped out overnight

>>72002168
5-10%

Again, being a being of feminine character lends itself to being born a female being. But there are those born male with exceedingly feminine character, exceeding even most females.
>>72002171
I'm not a Tranny.

Just a Tranny-lover.

>>72002230
>paki pet

Kill it.

>>72002213
You don't understand, everyone in my class is incredibly posh, rich, happy and good-looking

>>72002229
SMTIV or MGS1

>5-10%
Deranged, deluded, disparate leaf man not funny at all

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gf just taped this to a nuclear bomb and dropped it on my front lawn

TRIGGER WARNING
eating salt and vinegar walkers

>>72001882
plus we've got a big tesco

>>72002264
>SMTIV or MGS1
Can't help you I'm afraid. I only play a flight sim and Empire: Total War, and a bit of EVE, bit of F:NV, bit of Chivalry...

>>72002299
I honestly think S&V is the worst crisp flavour in the world

>>72002299
Just scoffed a massive bag of Chicken & Thyme Sensations for din dins.

State of my life ;_;

>>72002343
well obviously, it's for white people

>>72002299
fantastic post, utterly fantastic. jawdropping quality. excellent, excellent, excellent through and through
>>72002343
bad post, horrible, absolutely abhorrent post this one. absolutely despise this post if i say so myself. what a terrible excuse for a post

i just dont care

>>72002299
back of flamin hot monster munch for lunch desu

>>72002264
> everyone in my class is incredibly posh, rich, happy and good-looking
Don't rich, happy, good-looking people like having poor, frustrated, ugly people as pets?

Like, they keep you around to show they care about the regular, everyday, uneducated manual labourer; or in your case, the descendant of such. They see you as the salt of the earth. Honest. Pure. Like a golden retriever.

>>72002343
Ready Salted though. When that was the only flavour left from the multi-pack, I used to splash actual malt vinegar in the bag and give it a shake.

business idea: Salt 'n' Shake crisps but Malt 'n' Shake

>work early today
>wake up naturally
>really bright outside
>panic thinking I've overslept my alarm and I'm stupidly late for work holy shit my boss is going to take the piss all day reee
>check phone
>5:55 and my alarm will go off in 5 minutes

At least I was wide awake when I got into work for once.

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>>72002421

put my roommate's phone back two hours yesterday haha

>>72002460
Is it day light savings time in Britland already?

>>72002488
lmao

Right, I've closed all other tabs but this one. You have my undivided attention /brit/. Let's see what you've got.

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>>72002499

Eating Maryland choc chip cookies
Won't do a foy it calls them cookies on the packet

>>72002327
hmm yes I see the differences

>>72002387
I'm a grown man but the only times they've ever spoken to me they've not been that nice, treating me like a runt and telling me about fanciful things that boarding schools have which I later found out didn't exist and stuff. I can see that they enjoy it but I don't, I kind of consider myself to be above it even if I am ugly and lower middle class

>>72002505
>>72002510

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>>72002460
My biggest flaw? In one word?

Overcautious... but not to a fault.

>>72002299

Worst flavor of chip there is.

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>>72002510

>>72002499
No, but it got stupidly bright very early crazily fast.

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Is it true that this is what the original Brits looked like?

>>72002523
foy

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>>72002577
I leave /brit/ forever

How do very fat people have sex with each other. I mean not only is there one layer of fat but 2 people's fat stopping everything.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56147530.html

>>72002570
Then original Brits were short, tanned, with curly dark hair, as you see in Wales and the West of England (Liverpool, Cornwall, Cumbria).

The light haired barbarians came from the East to sack Christian monasteries and burn books.

@72002644
>yank telling me to leave my thread
hmmm

no

>>72002570
I dunno but that's a nice pic of a nice woman. Where did you hear that?

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the syrian powerhouse has no brakes

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-42501405.html

>>72002570

I must be an original Brit then because she could be my twin.

Hate the people I'm working with lads:
a pretentious cunt that plays the viola and always asks stupid questions which he thinks are really deep like, "aren't pencils a really weird shape"

a vegan that's equally pretentious but fit (desu she has no friends and I might go for her before pencil boy gets hold of her)

and a "lad" who acts as if were mates and shows me memes of Karl Pilkington.

I wish I never moved down south.

>>72002659
1>>>>>>>>2>3

kind of tired tbqh lads

>>72002680
Didn't the viking raids happen after the Anglo-Saxons settled? (who were probably fairer than Brythonic or w/e people anyway)

>72002683
not sure you can read tbf

Having rice, chicken and lardons

>>72002716
>>72002674
And where would you work?

pencils are a proper weird shape when you think about it, aren't they

>>72002683
/brit/ is a yank general

>>72002659
3 1 2

Genuinely don't think you can trust fat people lads

For the most part they're useless cretins who are too lazy to do what you tell them to and never want to go above and beyond

Useless hippo cunts

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Saltburn-by-the-Sea&diff=prev&oldid=768972191

Just remembering my old English teacher. Her daughter a couple years below me was unironically half black and father was absent. Howling

Mum broke the mineral water tap

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>>72002765
I play the acoustic guitar, and I wish I knew someone who played the violin/viola, so we could be like Reinhardt and Grappelli.

https://youtu.be/VpmOTGungnA

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>>72002834
Of course a yank would post this.

>>72002878
alri bender

>>72002834
lol

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>>72002878
Of course a /pol/ock would get triggered by it

little, often, Co-op

>>72002878
Black lass is nicer tbf

>>72002928
Good lad

>>72002840
what am i looking a here?

>>72002659
1, 2, 3

>>72002659
2 1 3

dictionary

>>72002823
why are they yellow and black?

>72002928
Londoner

>>72002998
DJ

>>72002823
When you think about it they're a sensible shape

>>72002659
Far left has a great arse and decent face, you're bent if she's not first on your list

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What is Bath like, lads? All I know about it is the rugby club and the "we wuz Romans 'n sheet". Looks like a nice place.

>>72003049
it's very dull and everyone pretends to be posh

>>72003003
I'm from Whitby actually.

She just has a nicer body, face and smile.

>>72003049
One of the few nice places in Britain

>>72003049
there are laws against changing the front of your house because they want to maintain how it looks, so they've all got hideous, ridiculous extensions sticking out the back of 'em

>>72003041
2 has absolutely top tier legs

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yewkip?

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>>72003041
>far left
>decent face

>>72003074
>there are laws against changing the front of your house because they want to maintain how it looks

The City That Went Against Goldwitz

>>72003049
most of it ranges from bland to poo
a handful of buildings in town look good i suppose
tourists are impressed by the tiniest things
t. lives there

*shitposts*

>>72003085
>Rating legs
Absolutely could not care less lad

>>72001686
there's no muslims in york la

Gonna do a Football Ramble on the way to work lads

Wish the entire country was like Bath/York

A beautiful middle-class country that isn't an embarrassment to Europe

>>72003164
If you love Europe so much then why did you leave??

>>72003152
Shan't be going there then

>>72003143
Child

I like Manchester because all the old buildings are RED AND VICTORIAN

>>72003183
Europe =/= EU

>>72003164
It's an embarrassment to Europe because they aren't multiculti enough

>>72003164
The whole of Europe's an embarrassment to Europe, a lot of nations just don't seem to experience it firsthand

>>72003216
WRONG

>>72003241
ah yes switzerland is not european

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oh heavens look at the time

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someone say york?

Enjoyed watching all the Homeless off their tits on spice with a Friend (male) today in manchester city center desu lads xxx

>>72001625
want to impale my ballbag on one of those steeples

>watching Hacksaw Ridge

Hmm what a Rorke film, I wonder how this slipped through Mr Goldwi-

>directed by Mel Gibson

Ah yes

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>>72003272
Did sum1 say thick?

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rubbit rubbitt

>>72003298
where do these people get this confidence

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think i heard someone say whitby too

>>72003360
Because they're attractive

Have you tried it? It's great

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>>72003360
Years and years of positive reinforcement as a result of undeniable beauty

Wew laddos, 2.8k bonus for last year, lunch out today too.

>>72003360
be lucky enough to be born in the top tier of looks and genetics

most people in the world are right mongs

therapy seems like it would be a good job

just go in and wind some woman up for half an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y5tuJ3Sojc&feature=youtu.be

>tfw genetic mong

>tfw won the genetic lottery

But tbqh, eating well and getting /fit/ and dressing well can bring all but the the very least fortunate up to 7/10.

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>>72003451
The lookspill is the toughest to swallow

>>72003417

>.

Why won't the Ethiopian say anything about himself?

Who is he and what is he doing here? Is he the canadian mong in Vietnam on another trip?

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Hmmm

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>>72003451
Think we've got a fair few /goblinmodes/ in Britain. I'm a high-ranking goblin myself

industrial hardcore

>>72003496
Lmao I've said loads and posted pics of my face and house

This is /brit/ and I'm here for the memes, not attention

>>72003282
I've seen a few of those yank bears IRL

>>72003470
>tfw won the genetic lottery

I know who this poster is and no you didn't

>>72003496
Would you bring attention to the fact you live in an African shithole

>look in mirror
ahh yes a normal human being

>look in photos
what the FUCK is that thing I need to VOMIT now

Just found out they don't have mineral water up north

>look in mirror
what the FUCK is that thing I need to VOMIT now

>look in photos
""""""""

>>72003586
>tfw me old man forgets t' top up water card

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>>72003571
>>look in mirror
>ahh yes a normal human being
lucky you

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>when your own mate says you're ugly

>when your own mate says you're pretty

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as someone who views time nn-linearly i would just like to say that i squawk, holler, and whistle at you lot and how pathetic you ants all are...

I look great from the front but from the side I look awful

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dad is 47 and has a full head of hair

>>72003719
same but not THAT bad from the side

Dad is 96 and has a mane

>>72003735
dad is 60 and has a full head of hair

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>>72003735
yes yes HOWEVER your mother's daddy lost his hair at 25 and since male pattern baldness derives from the maternal side of the family, i'd say you're doomed

>>72003735
Your dads a nonce mate

Two and a half years ago I was in dire financial straights, so I sold my home to keep my struggling business afloat. I neglected to tell the owners that they have an 800 sq. ft. bunker on the property that I built about seven years ago. The bunker that I've called home since I sold it. The entrance to it is well-hidden, but I still come and go very early/very late in the day.

I'm a single man who keeps to himself. I'm now in a situation where I could move somewhere else, but I love this hidden paradise so much.

i want to dye

>>72003566
I've never posted a picture or been fixed...

I'm 6'2, broad shouldered, white skinned, blue eyed, dark thick hair, very strong jaw and cheekbones and naturally straight teeth.

I can't think of much more I could have been blessed with

dad's 37 and has a tonsure

>>72002283
GREAT post

>>72003799
Wish this was legit tbqh

>>72003854
hows it fake

>>72003816
>I can't think of much more I could have been blessed with
Honesty?

>>72003816
bet you have a tiny willy

>>72002299
Shite flavour, but ASCENDANT triple dubs

https://twitter.com/RealHughJackman/status/839108592447995907

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i'm making the next thread and there is NOTHING you lot can do about it

>>72003890
agreed, he didn't brag about his willy so I bet it is under average

>>72003719
Grow a big moustache.

>>72003890
It's highly average tbqh, good point.

got my beanie on

>>72003889
BTFO

>>72003924
based huge actman

i will NOT stand for this

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llosgi

>>72003964
I bet you have cuck glasses as well. All the good Germans died in the war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr6u4SIdeCA

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just drew myself - please rate, comment and subscribe

>>72003812
>slut.exe has stopped working

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>>72003924

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/ourguy/

>Michael Hastings

the US government STILL kills citizens it wants to silence, bit scary
didn't know that kind of thing happened anymore

>>72004002
20/20 vision

stop projecting saddo

>>72003964
v/\ vape nash

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>>72004026

why is this trailer so great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R0G_RZykVA

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_13762682.html

Stop using Samsung

>>72003993
crwt da

lads, post something that if the people around you found out about, you'd get ripped to shreds for it

me, I have one of those bank money bags full of 20ps in my desk that I use to get snacks from the vending machine

it's in the bank bag because my mum found an old piggy bank in my room when I moved out and she bagged it all up for me

and I use it on the off chance my gf finds out how much money I have in my wallet and asks me what I'm spending it on

>>72004168
wikileaks is a front for russian intelligence

wonder why im always left out of group chats

>>72003793
>>72003791
all wrong
>>72003778
would like that

>>72004186
ah the Goldwitz shill is back

>>72004168
virus do not click

How do you get into cattle rustling?

Fancy making some easy money there's shit loads of farmers near me but where do you sell stolen cattle?

>>72004186
How's Frankfurt?

NEW

>>72003838
>>72003838
>>72003838
>>72003838
>>72003838

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I like sitting by people speaking foreign languages on public transport to listen to their conversations and see if I can pick up anything up

I see it as a challenge for my linguistic skills

>>72004243
Doesn't look very new to me.

damn, couldn't finish wanking before the famalam got home

I walk through a cold forest of grey, my name echoing, whispers through the wind, the shadows of those I could not save standing close, A manifestation of all my fears.. I could not save them, I could not save myself..

Fever-felled half-way,
my dreams arose
To march again . . .
Into a hollow land

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*blocks your path*

>>72004297

Man, you may not believe me but... That's very deep bro you have talent (I'm not sure if you understand what I'm trying to tell you). Not many people can write things like that.

>>72004324
Wanna hear a true redpill?
Kev was stepping backward

Just had a posh wank

>>72003838

want an apology

reading though the CIA leak

lots of interesting stuff

>>72001578
Is that The Queen?

I am packing my belongings in the shawl my mother used to wear when she went to the market. And I’m going from my valley. And this time, I shall never return. I am leaving behind me my fifty years of memory. Memory. Strange that the mind will forget so much of what only this moment has passed, and yet hold clear and bright the memory of what happened years ago – of men and women long since dead. Yet who shall say what is real and what is not? … There is no fence nor hedge around time that is gone. You can go back and have what you like of it, if you can remember. So I can close my eyes on my valley as it is today, and it is gone, and I see it as it was when I was a boy. Green it was, and possessed of the plenty of the Earth. In all Wales, there was none so beautiful. Everything I ever learned as a small boy came from my father and I never found anything he ever told me to be wrong or worthless. The simple lessons he taught me are as sharp and clear in my mind as if I had heard them only yesterday. In those days, the black slag, the waste of the coal pits, had only begun to cover the sides of our hill. Not yet enough to mar the countryside, nor blacken the beauty of our village, for the colliery had only begun to poke its skinny black fingers through the green.

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doing a buy

>>72004390
Off to the tower now

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>>72004388
>CIA
Bane?

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>>72004324
*teleports behind you*
*takes leadership of the liberal party from you*

nothin' personell kid

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mmmaaahhaaa

>>72004220
Befriend a butcher or 3...

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Dr Pavel, I'm in the plane

>>72004410
Hope that's not an impulse buy.

If an hour of shopping around can save you 5% on that item, you'll have made £58 in an hour.

>>72004388
The bit about them being able to make a hack look like it came from another person/country pretty much blows the whole russian thing wide open

it's obvious that the CIA was hacking the election, not russia

http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/family/548382/ms-less-work-for-mum-sexism-debate

Mums of young kids don't give a shit

30-somethings with no kids and those nutters from Fathers4Justice are offended

Wat do

>>72004579
Fuck off drumpfkin

>>72004579
>it's obvious that the CIA was hacking the election, not russia

lol

you realise wikileaks is essentially a front for russian intelligence today

they're desperate to help trump and discredit the US

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3 hours till Wenger hammers the final nail in his coffin

Hi brit

>>72004680
Why are people so obsessed with reversing gender roles

>>72004695
Hello Goldwitz

>>72004680
cba clicking that, give me the rundown
>>72004720
hello, how are you?

Just done a wank ask me anything

>BBC find potential CP on Facebook
>ask for an interview
>Facebook want the images first
>BBC send them
>Facebook report them to the NCA for distributing kiddy porn

That's bold

>>72004753
what did you wank over?

Everything I don't like is a front for russian intelligence

>>72004695
Oh no how terrible, the US government gets exposed for doing shit but the real bad thing is that the Russians found out about it

>>72004749
>give me the rundown
I basically did

>>72004769
British milfs tbqhwy

>>72004760
Fucking kek

>>72004775
the US has done nothing wrong

>>72004800
ahh yes very interesting
do you prefer frosties or cinnamon grahams?

>>72004753
how big is your benis

Haven't used shampoo in 8 months now. Hair looking better than ever. Can't believe some people pay money to have their hair damaged.

>>72004828
What?
>>72004835
Dunno never measured it

>>72004818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Earnest_Voice

You're making it too obvious you're part of this

>>72004854
enjoying greasy hair?