/brit/

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ngl the ol' wallet is feeling the pinch with all this inflation on food

if australians are REALLY however many hours ahead like they claim, why didnt they warn america about 9/11?

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did anyone see them over the weekend?

>>71998565
no
fairly sure
think I would have remembered

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Who does /autistic screeching/ here??
Look how they bullied our fellow autistic sister.
Shame on you!! NORMIES!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6X30yf5SLAs

>>71998563
Ancient gimmick

>>71998597
what, ripping off old twitter posts that literally everyone has seen before?

>>71998628
nope original joke sorry

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car won't start

>>71998593
why would anyone do that

Took out some pom's engine and I'm shitposting under his bonnet

>>71998541
>not even trying to come up with a riposte

Dang.

Doing a poo on my lunch break.

Was just staring at a girl in work and thinking, i can't believe how fucking fat you are

Was just staring at some guy who was staring at a girl in work and thinking, i can't believe how fucking autistic you are

Can spot yank tourists from miles off

>mid 50's and over
>Shorts
>polo shirt and baseball cap
>camera around neck
>new balance sneakers
>map

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>boss was away for two weeks
>came back on Monday
>only just realised he was suppoesd to make some important arrangements before leaving but forgot
>deadline passed while he was away
>comes to office extremely stressed about it and trying to brainstorm some way out of the problem
>tell him I did all of it after he left because I knew about the deadline and CCed all the arrangements to him at the time
>that look of immense relief like a crushing weight was lifted off his shoulders
>relieved laughter, slaps on back, and cries of "Good Man!"

ah yes Anon saves the day once more

there are 400 diffrent genes that cause autism lads

>>71998735
I don't get it, you did your bosses job for him?

>>71998762
all of them are Germanic

Browsing porn sites but it all seems rather boring

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Is it true that they say "mom" in Birmingham?

Here, a lot of "old stock" Canadians say 'mum' colloquially. Though today 'mom' prevails as the generally correct form. 'mum' is considered homely and colloquial.

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Literally what is the point of this

>>71998735
*let's out a relieved laugh, slaps your back and cries out*
Good man!

making an arrangement

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>>71998563

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/

it's over lads

CIA is literally finished

>>71998795
never heard of them saying mom and I've talked to loads of brummies

>>71998796
Alexa, tell matey what the point of you is

>>71998777
Yes. Not a lot of work but pretty important considering the deadlines.

>>71998801
Feels good man.

>>71998735

Good cuck maybe one day Mr. Goldstein will give that £5 a week extra raise

>>71998823
summarise this for me good man

*slaps you on the back*

I've got to take a shit after I get these quads, lads
cheers

>>71998834
> never heard of them saying mom and I've talked to loads of brummies
Did you ever hear them talking about their mom?

>>71998823

Have we started the fire?

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Howay lads?

>>71998823
I'll wait for the autists to comb through and find the good stuff

>>71998902
yea they say mum

>>71998873
comfy

>>71998895
gonna have to hold onto this one for a while
haha
thank you

>>71998729
and

>fat

>>71998795
Yeah, got brummie cousins.

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did someone say quads?

>>71998914
I don't know where I heard 'mom' was a Birmingham thing.

It sort of makes sense, that the Yankism would come from the West of England. They generally do.

>>71998795
mancs say mam if karl pilkington is anything to go by

>>71998861
I recently got a 13p an hour raise

this time next year i'll be a millionaire

>>71998975
For some reason I refer to my mother in the third person as 'me mam', but 'mum' in vocative

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/george-michael-died-of-natural-causes-coroner-confirms-a3483656.html

homophobes btfo

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>>71998823
WHAT THE FUCK

Helicopters are circling overhead, I can hear police sirens

THIS IS BIG BIG BIG WHAT HAS /POL/ DONE

>>71999029
he wasn't even that old

>>71998975
Mom, mum, mam, mim, mem, mym.

>>71999047
more of her please

my 4k payrise works out at like, 1.20 extra an hour

really makes u think

mental that some american church leader convinced a load of blacks to go with him to south america with him where he essentially created his own country and then convinced them all to commit suicide

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>why yes, I do trust everything Wikileaks says. Julian "the rapist" Assange would never lie!

http://sketchtoy.com/67937613

pepe is hard to draw

>>71999118
>The CIA's Mobile Devices Branch (MDB) developed numerous attacks to remotely hack and control popular smart phones. Infected phones can be instructed to send the CIA the user's geolocation, audio and text communications as well as covertly activate the phone's camera and microphone.

spooky if true

>>71999118
>tfw this downy is more attractive than me

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>>71999118
name one piece of false information he has released

>>71999102
They weren't specifically black though.

They were just from Indiana, and stupid enough to join a suicide cult.

There were a few hillbillies in there too.

>>71999150
>tfw this downy is more attractive than me

>>71999158
>tfw this downy is more attractive than me

>>71999150
T. woman who's only self value is in her appearance and who will become depressed as she ages and loses her natural beauty

>>71999204
>downy
how so?

>>71999189
not specifically but they were mostly

whole thing is just mental

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>>71999221
> natural beauty
This is natural beauty.

>>71999158
Hillary Clinton wanted to drone strike Assange. A completely fabricated story.

just bought some APC corduroys
don't rate APC but the price was right

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>>71999047
>>71999150

>mfw she is Dutch.

>>71999267
nope my dad works for america and he said it was true

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Hillary Clinton wanted to drone strike THIS?

>>71999333
Checked

>>71999259
that is a squirrel

>>71999346
She isn't a squirrel, faggot.

I don't want to fuck squirrels.

I just went through the latest wikileak files, it appears to be nothing substantial sadly.

>>71999333
Her tattoo's are in Dutch.

the leaf wants to fuck squirrels

I love how americans say squirrel
squirl

Ordered Oat So Simple from Asda and it was "unavailable" and they didn't even give a substitute. Seething.

hut badmash mera ghar hai paas

>>71998795
i know someone from birmingham who does until i told him to stop being a yank
you also have to consider that poopit is full of pakis who learnt english by watching yanks on the telly

>be a leaf
>shag squirrels

>>71999382
so like all the others

bud bud ding ding

Lads I need some significant books to read. Books that help you understand the world and its people better. I have read books like the Quran, Atlas Shrugged, Das Kapital. Those kind of books. Any other recommendations?

Please, for the love of god no memes or jokes.

>>71999150
any more?

>>71999422
congratulations on beating the runtstralians in the griget

>>71999438
fuck off paki

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>>71999438

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Didn't the poll prove 50% of /brit/ is actually from the subcontinent?

So Nigel, Bruce and Padraig are just as likely to be Abdi, Mahmoud and Rajesh.

>>71999436
£2.99

>>71999435
yes, might as well just delete the file off your computer now

>>71999438
prisoners of geography

>>71999455
fuck off rorke I read the Quran to understand pakis better

>>71999469
Read this a few weeks ago, but thanks mate.
>>71999481
Noted

>>71999482
paki

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>>71999438

@71999482
literal paki

>>71999472
>implying everyone was telling the truth

>>71999470
I wonder why she has Dutch tattoo's then.

Maybe a Dutch expat?

as is written there: I am the only that I [unreadable]

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>>71999174
http://sketchtoy.com/67937652

you dummy my mum came in as i was drawing this

>>71999438
the Art of Happiness by the Dalai Lama. Fantastic read desu, just ignore all the stuff about kindness.

>>71999542
>just ignore the most important part

>>71999550
what did i ignore you cockhead?

>>71999432
What I've heard is that "mom" was part of the dialects of the West of England, whereas "mum" was Eastern.

Of course, the early days of English colonialism, the vast majority of colonists towards the Americas came, naturally, from the West.

rank from most preferrable to least
>being a government employee
>being a private company employee
>running a private company full of employees
>running a private company where you are the only employee (i.e. self employed)

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>>71999438
the wealth of nations by adam smith

>>71999565
>just ignore all the stuff about kindness.

>>71999565
love it when anime nonces out themselves as literal retards

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>The CIA is run by redditors

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>>71999438

>>71999575
oh I thought you were talking about my drawing, sorry. I personally thought the kindness stuff was overbearing.

>>71999580
fuck off wanker I doubt you've even read the book we're talking about.

eating some banana chips
thoroughly recommend, lads

https://www.grailed.com/listings/1803256-Prada-A-W-16-17-Christophe-Chemin-Print-Shirt
thoughts?

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can't get out of bronze tier on Overwatch lads

>>71999628
nah, I ignored it
now ask me what I ignored so I can get angry and say I didn't ignore anything

made a joke about donald trump, anyone wanna hear it?

>>71999438
Sun and Steel by Yukio Mishima

>>71999542
noted
>>71999574
>>71999593
read both

>>71999667
sure!

>>71999667
why did donal trump yell at the mexican
because he hates mexicans

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>yfw the shadow government is being dismantled from within

Fosters is actually not bad

>>71999714
It's dogshit mate

>>71999729
it beats Bud

dogshit is actually not bad

>>71999667
heres a really good one that i have picked up on
his skin is a bit orange

>>71999714
it smells like feet lad

>>71999749
all lager does

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>>71999662
stuck in silver myself
my only consolation is that I don't normlly play FPS type games

>>71998735
wtf what kind of loser are you?

good call

is there a cure for being a paki?
asking for a mate

Have a constant feeling of needing to piss

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>this actually happened in the United States election

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>>71999800

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>>71999800

>>71999806
tried pissing?

>>71998735
good lad, hope you get a raise soon enough x

the pissweak american larger that doesn't taste of much is actually the best sort desu

>>71999818
>>71999822
disgusting

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>https://archive.is/wzUfy
>Sassy-Cat-Pic-640x607.jpg

lol what are the CIA doing there

started gagging and sweating at the sink but couldn't vomit because I haven't eaten
wahey

>>71999816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1810JjPuPPc

>>71999691
>>71999741
>>71999694
Two beautiful Russian women walk into a bar and to their surprise see that Donald Trump is the bartender there.

They walk up to the bar and sit down right in front of him and order a drink. Trump sees the two beautiful Russian women and says to them “I can't let you two gorgeous ladies pay for drinks at my bar, have two vodkas on the house and chat to me for a while!”

So the women accept his offer and start chatting. The two women mainly compliment him on his hair, saying how it is “So soft, so golden, so nice looking”. Trump obviously takes none of this for granted and just keeps offering more drinks. Eventually the women stand up and are ready to leave, when Donald says to them “Please ladies just stay for another drink and then I'll call you a cab”

And the women say, “No Mr Trump, we should probably go.” And the other women agreeing says “Yes, you see we have not been entirely honest with you. Mr Trump I am very sorry to say, we do not want you to buy us any more drinks and we also are not very interested in you.”

And the first Russian woman says “In fact we really just like toupee”

The first new high-rise apartment building in downtown Detroit in 25 years is asking $2,000 a month for one-bedroom apartments, roughly three times the going rental rate for a house in the area. The developer says it is already 50% leased.

>>71999852
howling and wailing
good honest comedy x

>>71999869
you are not british

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>>71999852

business idea: company conceptions

>There are two types of people. One is an obedient type, ready to surrender to any and everybody. They don't have any independent soul in them; they are immature, childish, always searching for a father-figure, for somebody to tell them what to do and what not to do. They are not able to trust their own being. These people are the greater part of the world, the masses. Then there are, against these people, a small minority who reJect society, who reject the values of the society. They think they are rebellious. They are not, they are only reactionaries. Because whether you listen to society or you reject society, if society remains in either way the determining factor, then you are dominated by the society.

>But that does not make you free. The hippies, the yippies and others, they are not really rebellious people, they are reactionaries. They have reacted against the society. A few are obedient, a few are disobedient, but the centre of domination is the same. A few obey, a few disobey, but nobody looks at his own soul. A really rebellious person is one who is neither for society nor against society, who simply lives his life according to his own understanding. Whether it goes against society or it goes with society is not a consideration, it is irrelevant. Sometimes it may go with the society, sometimes it may not go with the society, but that is not the point to be considered. He lives according to his understanding, according to his small light. And I am not saying that he becomes very egoistic about it. No, he is very humble. He knows that his light is very small, but that is all the light that there is. He is not adamant, he's very humble. He says, 'I may be wrong, but please allow me to be wrong according to myself.' That is the only way to learn. To commit mistakes is the only way to learn. To move according to one's own understanding is the only way to grow and become mature. If you are always looking at somebody to dictate to you, whether you obey or disobey makes no difference. If you are looking at somebody else to dictate to you, to decide for or against, you will never be able to know what your life is. It has to be lived, and you have to follow your own small light. It is not always certain what to do. You are very confused. Let it be so. But find a way out of your confusion. It is very cheap and easy to listen to others because they can hand over dead dog mas to you, they can give you commandments - do this, don't do that. And they are very certain about their commandments. Certainty should not be sought; understanding should be sought. If you are seeking certainty you will become a victim of some trap or other.

>>71999893
i know you are but what am i

don't really care pajeet

>it's a rorke and his yank lapdog episode

thought this was on last night

>>72000010
>being surprised that the main character makes a return

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Are you lads actually antisemitic irl?

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>rorke

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>walk into sons room
>see him dressed like this
>what do?

>>72000042
when I want to be antisemitic irl I just say zionists instead of jews
little tip for you lads x

bts desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVwAVbKYYeM

bought 600 grams of easter eggs all for me lads

>>72000042
Literally never enciunter any Jews or hear anything about Jews IRL.

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>>71998908
Had a go at doing a Reddit.

>>72000143
ummm sweety you cant do inboxed on 4chan? x

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hmmm ah yes very good

everything in order here

>>72000190
MODS

>>71999981
*squats down and poos in wasteland whilst reading your post*

Hmm... Ah.... Yes I see....

Wanted to watch that Stacey Dooley hatchet job on the japs....10 seconds after hearing that accent and the tab is closed.

>>72000190
hmm

>>72000215
t. americanised ponce

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Don't mess with me, sunshine.

>>72000161
Lmfaaaaaaaao

>>72000249
if Homer Simpson was British

>>72000278
would colonise

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>>71999259
>white

no thanks

>>72000200
How is this an important revelation at all? Germans colluding with yanks, what else am I missing.

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> wake up
> Doldrum Bogsharts is still Premier of Canada-South
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wierd. My penis has always been quite dark in tone compared to the rest of my body. But I just noticed a bunch of lighter patches, looks rather unusual.

>>72000314
>>72000278
*pukes ALL OVER screen*

bleh! yucky.

When was the last time you were infatuated with a girl? Happened twice for me

>Meet one girl in primary school
>Meet again in highschool
>Take her out on a "study break"
>Find out she's a lesbian

>Meet a girl at uni
>Become great friends
>She moves to the US and marries some guy there

>Still think about them
They don't come along often lads, value them while you can

>>72000314
would absolute SMASH those raspberries in a single sitting

You have 500000 miliseconds to name a comfier episode

https://youtu.be/Uta0DWiwbUM

dislike how tim has overtaken kev desu. not a fan. not a fan at all.

>>72000000

never done sex

have done many sex

>>72000337
Probably 2015. I haven't been around any particular girls enough to have developed an infatuation. I've had some small crushes on some uni chicks but when you see them once or twice a week those deeper feelings don't develop.

>>72000337
early hours of Saturday morning

How is Tim allowed to drive?

The Chinese don't age well.

>>72000397
Hello my name is Tim
Yes, I got my fulls in march last year

>>72000408
quick nuke in the ol' 'wave should have it good to go mate

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Funny how mid-century modern became modern classics. And the mid-century classics were early 20th century moderns.

Eventually the Modern moderns will be considered classics.

>>72000429
are you wearing thin socks?

>>72000408

Alri Karl

>>72000452
Not at the moment but yes I like thin socks

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alright lads, you can have ONE

https://twitter.com/IfHillaryHad
imagine the absolute state of the person running this account

>>72000449
Nice platitudes ya dumb fuckin leaf

>>72000337
There was a lass in high school who I really liked, and her mates used to tell me to ask her out. Abysmal self-esteem kicked in though and I didn't bother, but it's not so bad because it would've ended in tears anyway. We had the same obscure taste in music and she was very intelligent but quite shy - perfection really but a bit plain.

Used to think about her for years after we parted ways until I realised how mentally-unhealthy it was.

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>>72000447
What was meant by this?

>>72000467
are you bare foot? :3

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>>72000447
delete this

>>72000525
Yes, it's quite relaxing

>>72000475
*sneakily takes three*
cheers m8

>>72000524
>its actually real

SCREAMING

>>72000548
post feet x

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>>72000513
Found this pic of you and your oneitis, m8

>>72000513
You're gonna think about anyone who was an important or significant part of your life, it's only natural

>>72000595
Bit negative.

>>72000475
*Grabs bag, runs off into toilet and locks the door*

Hahaha you fucking NIGGGGGGERRRRR

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>>72000558

>trash
FOY

>>72000552

*sticks whole hand in the bag for a supiciously long time*
*also palms 2 while holding 1 obviously between thumb and forefinger*

Heh heh....mug

WTF britcucks?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4288278/Youths-ethnic-minorities-softer-sentences.html

>Youths from ethnic minorities could get softer sentences after judges are told to consider 'discrimination' they may have suffered

>>72000629
*camera pans up to the sign on the door*
*Liberal Womyn's PMS Helpcare Seminar (No Whites)*
*unfortunate trombone noise*

Just got back from London and I think I've worked out why so many northerners are moving there. It's in the south so obviously the weather is better, the public services are better and more efficient but that's not it. It's the lack of southerners, there are literally none to be found. Must have ran away after getting pasted by blacks.

Few years time London is going to be a Northern colony. Can't bloody wait.

hmm thought I had more eggs than that

>>72000585
Please keep posting your vintage motorcycle ads my negro. They're really neat.

>>72000589
Yeah but not to this level. Even had dreams about her being married to other people and then being depressed about it all day afterwards. Really insane haha.

Standing in the rain lads

that show about that girl who went missing but it turns out the mum knew where she was the whole time is the most brutally honest depiction of a northern shithole I've seen on telly in ages

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Nothing to see here goyim

>>72000669
Jokes on you, I'm a paki.

haitiANO

Someone badly needs to Eliza Dolittle that Stacey Dooley.

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>>72000712

>yank APCs powering through syrian villages with big yank flags

weird sight

>>72000756
*the Christianity within the blessed easter eggs starts burning through your pagan shitskin*

>>72000732
Shut up and kiss me.

>>72000789
*cums*

>>72000756
can paki women marry white men or do i have to convert?

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>massive russian and yank convoys travelling around manbij countryside

very interesting

>>72000787
Drumpf

>there are lads in this thread who've had their todger up another lads bum

Frightening thought.

>>72000832
me stood at the bottom of the slope by myself

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>>72000671
London isn't a city. It's a country composed of everyother country sewn together, presided over by the Anglo-American banking olgopolies.

New York and Toronto are the only other instances of that sort of hyper-multiculturalism.

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finally starting to get warmer lads
spring is just round the corner

>>72000656
Yes, descrimination may have made a particular individual to deviance and crime, but at that point socialisation has taken its course and the individual has been formed. Softer sentencing isn't going to fix the person.

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>tfw no hot middle aged brit will ever call you a good boy after cumming a large load on your tummy with his sexy brit voice, ever again

>>72000881
Quality post.

>>72000888
bit gay

>>72000827
In pragmatic terms, she will have to willfully ruin her relationship with her family if she marries a non-Muslim. It happens though. Older generations are racist as fuck, and hate whites behind their plastic smiles.

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>>72000888

>>72000886
Black men currently get harsher sentences for the same crimes as white men

It isn't softer sentences, it's softening them to make them equal

>>72000916
>Black men currently get harsher sentences for the same crimes as white men
no they don't

>>72000916
>Black men currently get harsher sentences for the same crimes as white men
That's what happens when you re-offend

>>72000888
changed your tune quick didnt you

nice dubtrips

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>>72000942
*scrolls up*
oh that's not me, and you should've been able to tell if you'd use 4chanx

>>72000916
Hmm, is it because of all the previous crimes? Or because they slagged off the judge in the courtroom and made throat-slashing motions to the victim?

Bit like the "wage gap," this one.

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Bit racist this one. Triggered

>>72000926
So you're telling me if both you, and ethiopia, stole a loaf of bread, the judge wouldn't be more sympathetic to you, because you looks like you could be his son, whereas ethiopia is too melinated and nubian in appearance to be some pale, honkyass, british judge's son.

Not a fan of the Swedish posters in here recently, it must be said.

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Meanwhile, London on TV

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/attack-terror-uk-reveals-fears-9943642

>>72001007
>recently

>>72001004
judges are meant to be unbiased

the cuck is actually the dominant partner in the relationship, arranging the meeting between the bull and the partner

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Tim Farron got beat by a UKIP mep at chess in 6 moves live on tv

How can radical centrists ever recover?

>>72000997
Is that black kid culturally appropriating British-style clothing and buckets? How dare he?

>>72001018
bit racist

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I think someone just posted a suicide note- thread on boards.ie

>>72001049
*slaps you on the back"
"Good man!"

>>72001057
chess is for autistic people and aussies

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>>72001087

>le endless growth economy

are people retarded?

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>>72001047
The white devil always favours his own, dontchu know that, cracka'?

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Who will serve me in Pret?????????????/

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>>72001127

Just had a nice walk around town, a haircut, and then a bit of shopping.

Absolutely lovely day.

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strapping a zoot

>>72001087
If I owed a loan shark 7k I'd probably do a snip too.

no one fucking cares about some attention-seeking paddy

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>>72001163
This is all that is included in his second thread

Very creepy , hope its a sick joke

Me with the big arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thg9q6r7rNw

>>72001174
the zoot that makes you toot

>>72001147
Only povvos are annoyed about this

>>72001174
Are those orange Tic-Tacs?

>>72000827
they get excommunicated

t. best mate as a kid was half paki, his mum basically cut herself off from her own family to ride the white cock carousel, nice lady

>>72001210
t. paki from pret

>>72001220
nah mate peng 10/10 heinz beans

>>72001231
Didn't know you could smoke beans.

NEW

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=71998526
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=71998526
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=71998526

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I ocassionally do these, and they go down like a treat with /brit/.

I'll post the latest memes out of my Reddit folder. Enjoy.

>>72001228
Classic povvo

>>72001226
>>72000827
she lives with her mum and siblings though and her dad died a few years ago, also she doesnt wear any of the traditonal gear and stuff and i dont think she prays either

>>72001304
>>72001304
>>72001304
nü

>>72001257
Was about to abandon thread until this post.

Reddit memes are my favourite.

>>72001285
Classic paki

>>72001210
I dont really care about the implication that immigrants only do low skill runt jobs, I'm more annoyed about the suggestion that somehow making coffee is beyond the abilities of a young british person

>>72001289
should be alri, just don't be surprised when cousin maqbool comes to stab you up for taking his bird

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>>72001257
These are organic Reddit memes, fresh from the farm just yesterday.

Nutritious and delicious.
>>72001314
Childhood is rejecting quality memes because they come from Reddit. Adulthood is accepting good memes for what they are, given the context.

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>>72001350
This is a strong one. I recommend you sit back in your seat for this one.

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>>72001384
Slightly political. Shouldn't be a problem for the more centre-leaning among us.

>>71998796
Spy on you and collect data

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>>72001413
Slightly religious, but I don't think Catholics browse /brit/, so we should be fine.

It's like making fun of the Amish.

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Reddit memes?
*Opens 9gag folder*
You haven't seen anything yet

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>>72001445
This is a repost. I have a policy with reposts.

I only repost quality reposts.

>>72001384
lol

>>72001476
what's funny about it?

rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
should be studying

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>>72001474

>>72001450
Bill and Phil is god-tier memeage. Truly an underappreciated art.
>>72001476
I don't do this for free. Don't forget to toss me an upvote, or if you're feeling charitable, a bit of Reddit gold.

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>>72001587
This one has moving pixels. Be warned!

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>>72001624

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>>72001670
This last one is vintage.

I'm sad to say, I'm out of fresh memes.

I know the demand is high. I'll be back with more later in the week. Hope this will tide you over till then.

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haha