/asean/

>>71996107

Life is full of contradictions that we shouldn't try to logically understand a lot of them and just accept, deal with them as they come. One such prominent example is the workings of us women

>that anon who keeps making tinfoil conspiracy statement about Magsaysay


So, what's your beef with the guy?

>>71996716
>The Magsaysay administration negotiated the Laurel-Langley Agreement which was a trade agreement between the Philippines and the United States which was signed in 1955 and expired in 1974. Although it proved deficient, the final agreement satisfied nearly all of the diverse Filipino economic interests. While some have seen the Laurel-Langley agreement as a continuation of the 1946 trade act, Jose P. Laurel and other Philippine leaders recognized that the agreement substantially gave the country greater freedom to industrialize while continuing to receive privileged access to US markets.
>The agreement replaced the unpopular Bell Trade Act, which tied the economy of the Philippines to that of United States economy.


Is this the reason why you hate Magsaysay?

Seems like the huks have more motivation to kill magsaysay

I bet duterte was CIA plant and now the ousting begins

I wish Philipines wasn't part of asean.

Test

>>71996852
If you pray enough, Allah will grant your wish

Testing

>>71996852
you can't choose family.

What do Singaporeans think of Odex anyway? All I know about them (apart from distributing films around SEA) is that they used to sue people distributing their subs,

Konnichiwa!

Why these pukima pinoys like ruining everything

Ruin my dota matches not enough??
Now want to ruin asean
Putang ina bobo fuck gao lei dai gah geh lou mou hei sei

I wish was a Malaysian

>tfw no malaysian coconut fluid druid to predict my future

feelsbadman

>>71996975
They haven't got to Overwatch yet.

How do we stop flips from discussing their shitty politics fellow aseaners?

>>71997029
Overwatch is basically FPS dota

>>71997029

>implying

These 8-10 year olds around me are literally playing niggerwatch right now

>>71996791
They only major thing the Americans lost on that agreement was the sugar mills In western visayas
The oligarchs probably got mad cause they now had to answer to him and the Phil gov.

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>>71996852
how does it feel to be half-brothers with latinos?

Love me please someone please

>>71996795
>duterte gets ousted
>EDSA is now officially a bidecade tradition

I compared myself to Malay chink and I felt pathetic.
Oh, yeah, Malay chink...Let me talk a little bit more about them.
I admire Malay chink. They are some of the most intelligent people I've ever met. They are some of the most valuable manpower in the world. Their country is very safe and ranks sky-high on human development. Also, they have created a very important tech hub in the area, from scratch, with only 30 million people. Can you imagine that? Not only that, but they look tall, white, healthy, and plain majestic to me. I'm certainly not exaggerating when I say that I had a MASSIVE crush on every other girl I met there.

>>71996852
>>71996975
this hurts

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>>71997368
Dont worry, we still love you

Move aside cunts, best dictatorship in the region now taking over.

>>71997420
Let's just wait for NK's call

>>71997435
What's your view on Odex?

pls love me

>What if I said that Quezon, Aguinaldo, Roxas, and Osmena willingly submitted to Imperial Japan while Magsaysay was busy fighting against them somewhere
>political leaders who got curbstomped by the japs due to lack of decent American support willingly submitted themselves
>some soldier was fighting the japs somewhere
Also Quezon ran to Australia when the japs cornered us and died in New York.

>>71997454
memex?

@71997488
only if you make quality post kimek

Cringe

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whats 4 dinner senpais?

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Rate

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>>71997510

>>71997563
I'm thinking of Maggi goreng mamak again.

>>71997583
>>71997568
ayy /Lmao

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>>71997420

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Why do flips always talk about politics? Why do they also have poor bantz when posting on other threads?

>>71997563
Idk. Nasi goreng, probably.

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>>71997600

When the fuck did we get namefags?

>>71997563
poor man's beer

>>71997624
you tell me you have the same flag

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>>71996852
I've been asking myself that too for a very long time.

>>71997641
I wouldn't be asking if I knew the answer. This is why I dont browse /asean/ much 2bqfh. If not politics, it's some gay ass bullshit.

>>71997249
Who says its going to be Edsa this time
Dun dun dun

>>71996626
>Hmongs
Why are they such a meme?

>>71997508
Makes sense at that time japs was here to destroy not to nation build

How can i ever get into lovey dovey relationship after passing my prime condition which was around secondary school coinciding with lower requirement from girls? Everyone loved to be loved , so do I. No anime,dorama, jprama, hkrama will ever fill up my hole. I will die alone, alone.

>>71998002
ok

>>71998002
Everyone dies alone, unless you were from banda aceh when they got BTFO WKWKWKWK

>>71998002
Just be rich.

>>71998002

>Everyone loved to be loved

This isn't true.

>>71997508
>fleeing
It could be worse some of these "leaders" allegedly directly help Japanese forces in killing Filipinos for profit
And sold stuff to them black market style

>>71996852
Just keep funding Abu Sayyaf, lads.
You'll annex them indirectly.

>>71997624
I dont know
Ask your fellow marcos supporter

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>>71998254
DELET

>>71997488
Sakurako?

>>71996852
We only need one friend. That fatso across the pacific

>>71996852
You think we enjoy being here? We're front and center of whatever bullshit Asians and Americans cook up. That includes you and NK.

>>71998305
And Duterte is a chink commie CIA hybrid plant first of his kind

>>71998254
>annexing 3x our population with high birth rate
>/pol/itics with Malaysian flag all day
>chinks vs malay vs visaya vs tagalog
How horrifying

>>71997508
Still
That doesn't change the fact that Antonio Luna was a spic plant and a spicbo

How does it feel that malaysia might be nuked literally anytime of the day.

>>71998487
>>chinks vs malay vs visaya vs tagalog
not worth it abort! we fund on annexing brunei instead

>>71998339
Moo moo moooooooo myooommm miii ;--;

Sakurahime lembu comel

>>71998524
Well we get tagalog and visaya political party, vernacular education as well as tagalog and visaya subtitle in movies.

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>ask my crush if she can be my gf
>she says she's not ready yet
everytime lads hahahahahaha... ;-;

celaka

>>71998622
>vernacular education
>tagalog and visaya subtitle in movies.
NO

>>71998548
Pelacur

>>71998684
>one joins BN and the other PR
Imagine the glorious shitstorm

>>71998709
bakahime-kun i wrote this song 4 u my susu pekat
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ssYpbhEin9

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>Flip Vs Chinks
>M'lay Vs North Gook

>malays fantasizes controlling Philippines
Lel, you do guys know that if flip army mobilized its two times your population

>>71998774
>indon Vs ahok regime

>>71998759
I don't like it.

Found a nice song in Filipino (no Taglish)
https://youtu.be/X-QlKHqVyAM

Enjoy, /asean/

>>71998622
>getting a bisaya political party
That won't happen. They'll first say that Malaysia is better than Tagalogs to make them look like shit. They'll worship your culture. Then you'll have a new branch of malaysian with Bisayan origin. This comes with the bisaya Malayisa Pride.

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>>71996975
because they can

As I said from the very beginning, the death of Kim Jong-nam did not concern only Malaysia and North Korea, but the geopolitical realignment as well.

China is practically the only major power with a certain degree of leverage over the inscrutable hermit kingdom. Even then, Pyongyang continues to conduct its diplomacy at whims, fancies and caprices, much to Beijing's chagrin.

The Kim regime cares not an iota about the embassy staff in KL, because every NK life is expendable except for the Kims. But Malaysia cannot afford to lose even one especially when Najib has the survival of his government at the next general election in mind.

Like it or not, Putrajaya cannot resolve the current crisis on its own, but must seek help from Beijing.

If the Chinese leadership could help meditate between both sides successfully, it could strengthen the already cosy bilateral relations further.

Failing that, not only would the Malaysian public and the opposition lose no time in questioning Malaysia's strategic partnership with China, so would the highest echelons within Umno.

>>71998812
DELET

>>71998774
>implying you won't get dragged along with us
As the Japs showed us, Maphilindo gets drag to shit together.

>>71998784
WHAT'S HAPPENING

>>71998784
yeah but without airforce and navy support
in this case you guys are the isis lmao

>>71998887
What's wrong with ahok? He did nothing wrong

>>71998934
i feel bad if we waste our modern anti ship missile on those ship

>>71998821
fcking ingrate, SHOO SHOO

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>>71998961

>>71998831
I can't wait to hear thier take on beauty And the beast

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>>71998821
but you look beautiful in this pic
all the guys want to milk you now
isnt that what you always wanted?

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>>71998875
counter /pol/ posting with mahal-chan posts

>>71998831
Video not available

>>71998961
t. Hartono Liem

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>>71998964
they have battleships? i thought the army only have warboats and battlesampans. just shoot with an M2 Browning at the bottom and it will sunk on its own

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>>71999060
BUT I AM ENJOYING MY FUN

>>71999081
Hmm, they have a link for mobile in the description. Copyright reasons, apparently.

>>71998982
How many men did you service?

>>71999113
ok ni lawak, saved

>>71998885
>Malaysian public and the opposition lose no time in questioning Malaysia's strategic partnership with China,
There is too much money circling around for that and we are not at strategic partnership on the level of hosting military bases or anything close to intelligence sharing.

>>71999052
You are insulting your fellow part indian

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what is his end game?

>>71999302
to establish military bases in Thailand

>>71999095
They have literal WW2 ship.

>>71999095
>be country significantly entrenched in the seas
>no decent navy
Fucking Philippines. It doesn't help that no one really wants to join the military because they first thing they do is throw you against Malaysian's insurgency forces in mindanao.

Also
>Malaysia trying to take control of a shitty country but nonetheless an important chess piece
That would totally end well.

>>71998709
>pelacur
Tbqhwu, this word feels like sugar to me.
There's a synonym word that's more salt and spicy in Malay that I won't tell you.
Kukukukuku

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>>71999302
Make Fallout real

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>>71999334
we want your oil.. pinay oil desu

I think we should anger America next

I mean, might as well go all the way haha

>>71999302
Who is he?

>>71999262
>servicing men
you mean how many lembu i perah2? :^)

>>71999414
>pissing off our pseudo-master
As much as we try to hate America, let's be honest here. Piss them off and we'll have the actual weapons to back it up. You really want us to Zerg rush you Malaysia?

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>>71999113
just be yourself

>>71999508
Might as well before we are nuked, what is there left to lose?

>>71999508
Invading Malaysia is like trying to fight an ISIS Vietnam

>>71999302
>>71999424
they role play as christians ITT

>malaysian posters ITT could be vaporized instantly if kim jong un wants to

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>>71999576
aim at chinese populated cities
this could be their chance

We are sorry N.Korea, it's all Malays fault.

>>71999692
i always knew chinks are cowards

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I'm waiting
hurry

banyak kali i makan nasi tapi ttp tak kurus... mcmana yukkk?

>>71999828
makan konek

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>>71999576
Jokes on you there are reinforced WW2 concrete machine gun pillbox nearby. So long suckers.

>>71999400
my dick will mutate into 100 dicks so flipchan can never satisfied me
>>71999862
we also have underground bunker

>>71999828
dah banyak makan nasi memang la tak kurus

Nasi naik harga?

>>72000006
Gk

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NK just test fired a missile
I hope malay-chan is okay

>>71999366
That word is like the sugar from sex tourist sperm

>>71999462
Perah your micropenis

>>71996852
this is how you let the whiteman win
you split yourself apart while they rally together and stab you a hundred times

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>>72000084
MALAY. CHAN. IS. DEEED

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>>71999890
your tentacle fetish is showing

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need to buy air ticket for sakurako

>>72000210
and all those 100 dicks want you

>>72000229
he's sucking white dick now as you are looking at trivago

>>72000261
Sakurako is not the pelacur iban

>>72000000

>>72000279
Whats the difference

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>>72000460
Go suck on sex tourist penis you son of a whore

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>>72000261
I loaf you like 101 dicks

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>>72000546

Kim jong-who?

>tfw when it's still 1 hour and 30 minutes till timeout and im sleepy as fuck.
i just want to sleep but im still on duty.

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>>72000655
are you sleepy?

>>71997568
hmm...

Good night. Today is so cold after the rain, so comfy and makes me feel sleepy. m(#=w=#)m z z z

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white old men can't resist chink qts

>>72001443
Is this you?
fb.com/jessica.laing.7547

>>72001729
No. I have deactivated my fb quite a long time ago.

g-guys?

>>72003786
Sakurako?

eww...

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>tfw 20
>spent the day reminiscing over my choices
>realised something
>a revelation
>flash backs insified at that moment
>looked back to where it all started
>my birth which was unintentional
>my childhood which was just mum being overly protective
>me making my first real friend
>me forsaking my real friend
>adolscence just me growing up angst
>pleasure cutting self
>cry myself to sleep
>salafist phase p much me finding spirituality and reveling in that sense
>me meeting my second bf
>turning degen
>forsake him for myself
>rense repeat where it all diverges
>me stumbling into a chan a week later
>me finding where i belong is what i wanted to believe
>i craved that place , as it saved me and kept what little sanity i had intact
>but it was all a lie i realised as i neared my 20
>now im back here what merit does one get from living
These thoughts circulated in my mind as i was fapping

>>72003911
;-;

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>>72003921
Don't worry Rooble, we girls should stick together.

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>>72004151
Danks Flip-chan I love you

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I don't get it. Why sakurako poster hate me now ;-;

>>72003921
Did you do anything sexual with bf?

>>72004458
No because premarital sex is Haram baka

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>>72004789
What about touchy touchy?

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>>72004272

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>>72004834
M-Maybe we had moments where our tips touched

>>72004893
That is so hot ^////^

Lembu lives matter

>>71997624
flip humour is a myth

>>72003921
>what merit does one get from living
Nothing. No heaven nor hell.
There is nothing beyond living than to embrace the sweet grasp of death.

Or just masturbate.
>These thoughts circulated in my mind as i was fapping
You got the point.

goodnight

>tfw have an assignment for tomorrow
>tfw /asean/ has already asleep

>>72007081
apa kiranya kamu mau kami siapkan assignment kamu?

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Geopolitical analysis of SEA and East Asia 2017

https://youtu.be/hojGv2bRNnI

I wish I could do this in Malaysia, you Indons are so lucky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waDAB3Jactc

>>72007400
Tidak, wahai para penghuni /asean/ yang terhormat.
Sesungguhnya saya mampu untuk menyelesaikan tugas yang telah diamanatkan oleh dosen saya.
Sekali lagi saya ucapkan terima kasih atas kebaikan anon-anon semua yang telah berbakti kepada bangsa dan negara yang saya cintai ini.
.
.
.
I need fucking coffee.

>>72007557
Nobody fucks with preman.
They are ABOVE THE LAW.

>>72007557
WTF??? FUCK YOU INDONESIA

First time in ASEAN thread here.
For the Vietfags that watches an anime channel Animax, how do you feel that that channel is removed from local operators since 2013? I feel that anime is Vietnam is pretty much subject to scrutiny due to content even though the local anime forums doesn't pornographic content or mentions hentai anime. One guy from a certain website explained:

A TV channel got coverage on a national newspaper here for dubbing and showing Oreimo (that channel is supposed to be a children's channel)
One (or two?) anime conventions got mentioned on a national TV channel because somebody cosplayed lewdly (Inori from Guilty Crown if I remembered correctly) and because of some inappropriate dakimakuras that were sold there.
Some online anime/manga websites were forced to close because of the inappropriate content there. In the middle of the event, the owner of probably the biggest and most-active anime forum in Vietnam decided to close down the website himself, citing the closure of previous websites and his fear of having to pay fines (which means a lot of money).
On one occasion, an otaku magazine wanted to bundle a Yui (Angel Beats!) poster with the magazine, but then the artist had to fix it so that it didn't appear 'lewd' (the original is also pretty lewd in my opinion). Some manga also have to do this to comply with this law.
All of the events above all created a huge backlash in the anime community.

Fuck commies. There's no Crunchyroll-style legal anime streaming site in Vietnam.

>>72008607
You can be MKL's best friend.

>>72008607
Vietcongs are rarity here.
Maybe those Charlies are busy masturbating communism-approved chinese cartoon after tending the rice fields.

>>72008712
haha first thing that came to my mind too

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>>72005741
Thanks for the inspiring me Indo

I'm fapping to Jkt48

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>>72008607
Go kiss anime to watch animay

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I did 3 sets of pull ups without warm up and now im in pain

>>72008892
I'm fapping to rooble post btw

>>72008892
Uhhh... I hope you're not going full nihilistic and charge headfirst into a goddamn train.

>I'm fapping to Jkt48
Oh, keep it up I guess.

>>72008925
Yeah but some Vietnamese don't have access to Internet and only has television to watch anime. Nowadays, with Animax removed from operators at the request of Prime Minister 4 years ago, they are able to only watch badly dubbed stuff on local channels including Fairy Tail, the censored Oreimo and SAO.

>>72009180
>SAO
Damn, what have they done to deserve this?

>>72008952
Why do you exercise?

>>72009180
Well...too bad for them but typically I go kiss anime

>tfw fapping is getting boring
Wtf I can't have a satisfying fap where my cum just shoots out all over the place anymore

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>>72009038
You're flattering me Malay-chan pls don't do this to yourself I'm an ugoo chub desu
>>72009130
Heh life is nothing but a facade, an illusion illustrated by the government to milk you until death's door knocks

>>72009180
>SAO
kill yourself my man

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>>72009331
kecian
meanwhile i always shot loads after loads of cum

>>72009376
this kinda chub
?
also is this your skin color or darker?

>>72009316
http://youtu.be/Ir5kTalSD2w?t=3m34s

The dub is legit.

>>72009444
>check'd
No I'm dark brown tier desu

>>72009510
how dark?

>>72009444
It's just that it's so difficult to find cute pics and vids to get off to.

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>>72003921
>Like busty girls
>Has a bf

>>72009558
awt 068
thank me later

>>72009376
Life is nothing but an exercise in futility, a perpetual state of humility and torture, impeccably designed by the merciless mad-blind daemon-sultan Azathoth .

>>72009505
>The effect of long term exposure of Agent Orange towards Vietcong population, which resulted in severe cerebral defects.

>>72009444
>dat background
Is that pic taken in Rice Field hut?

>>72009418
I don't watch SAO, anon. I'm just gathering info and namedrop things about why anime is under censorship pressure in Vietnam. Even China had their own legal streaming sites to broadcast anime.

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>>72009551
This dark
>>72009721
I reckon you meant the intensity of such atrocious form that revolves around the carbon-based life form being an existence so heinous it puts one mind into exile

>>72009917
You don't need reason for censorship desu

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>>72009872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8a3gjt_Ar0

>>72009937
so you are somewhat like this?

>>72009608
What is that?

>>72010046
P much

>>72009937
Quite my old chap, but the severity of life's misery is an intangible object which mere words can do no justice to describe, much less for such a simplistic mind like ours to grasp.

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>>72010075
google it

>>72010077
nice
now i can fap to you without googling

>>72009990
Yet Oreimo got covered in a national newspaper and from what I've read, it aired on a children's channel (BiBi to be precise) and it is censored with a local dub. I bet they aired it only because it looks cute and not for its incestuous content. Without Animax bring aired (and even their anime are censored by Singapore to get broadcast in Vietnam), the average Viet thinks anime is for kids and shouldn't have sexual content. There are local conventions plus locally translated manga and two local anime magazines made available however.

>>72009608
>Rion
I prefer Azumi Mizushima or Anri Okita.
NOW you fags should thank me.

>>72010341
give code then

>>72010156
Damn it...typical porn shit

>>72010368
Google it you mongrel.
All of dem are GOOD.

Tadi cakap nak buat assignment
Macam tak start lagi je

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>Face: Above average joe
>Intelligence: Top of the class
>Career: Works in good company
>Financial: Good enough. Above minimum wage standard for sure
>Still no gf
No wonder a lot of my friends & acquaintances call me homo.

>>72010820
Eh, I done it two hours ago.
This coffee high is making me insomniac though, just need some company.

>>72010859
You can pay some chink to be your escort.
inb4 my job is OB

>>72010128
What have you been spewing preposterously has no concrete basis I sadly regret going with what you said
Onguard my friend for we have a qualm in dire need of quenching

>>72010187
Is Vietnam muslim

>>72010958
>You can pay some chink to be your escort.
I'm nervous as hell every time I near a girl.
Also I prefer well educated IGO, anyway. So I can talk to her easily.
Trust me, having a conversation to dumb girl is pain in the ass (even if she's attractive).

>>72012319
*with

>>72012200
Nope, it's a communist with state atheism, although like China, freedom of religion is permitted but with restrictions because commies dislike religions. Vietnam does have Muslim minority however.

>>72012154
Ah, another friendship found and forged in the fiery hellscape of the infernal realm of FOURKHAN.
May our path crossed again in the future.

>>72012319
Maybe you just need a special someone who really understand you and have no problems with sharing your life's burden. Someone who you can be close with, cuddling, hugging and kissing
That special someone.
You have a childhood crush? Why not ask her to go out, you're rich and successful anyway.

p.s. what is IGO anyway?

>>72012543
Heh my passion has set itself ablaze next time we meet my hostility and the tilt of my sword will be aimed for your throat
Heed my warnings heathen such endeavours could lead you to a path of ruin

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How many of you Asean know about me?

Except Hime and Malay-chan

>>72010415
here you can fap to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6i3K5I6DRo&index=13&list=PLOq-SnwbtX9u231janaHRCo3tcTWshKML

>>72013098
Such an act of impudence, exhibited by an imbecilic creature as yourself, a proof that human has never learned. Very well! Let the blood flows like a raging torrent! Let the mountains of skulls arose to appease the dark gods! Our fight shall be witnessed by the Eternity itself, the History shall tremble as she did her best to forgot the sheer horror! For until the day I drink the tears of your children, straight from your rotting skull, I WILL NEVER DIE!

>>72013193
Who are you? Are you famous? Can we meet n fuck?

>>72013193
Nope, at least you're not a tripfaggot.

You like my poem? I call it the Grand Saga of xXxKnightmare420xXx

>>72013466
Why?

>>72013940
Well, he have interesting body and it's not typical porn shit, you can choose to fap to him or just draw him

>>72014362
I don't want. I only fap to cute people

>>72013482
>>72013570
My scorching heat knows no bounds of devours and incinerates those deemed as lesser beings, I will give you credit mortal for such valour shan't go without a patronage. Soar to the limitless heights and comeforth for I await you at the 99th flour of tartarous

I like your writing
>>72013554
No I namefag

>>72017663
it*

>>72008607
Doesn't stop them from being huge weebs though. The big old gov vilifies any kind of lewd content on the media, be it pictures, movies or music, some Anime just happen to fall into this category. Though they're getting more lax about this matter, they just legalized nudity in music videos last year, it's a left-leaning gov after all.

But Anime isn't a subject of scrutiny as you think, nobody even looks down on weebs, it's seen as a hobby here.

I think the noses in this thread just arent meme enough...

>>72019446
Nah man, they're meme enough.

I can't believe it, sakurako ignored me ;__;

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>>72020589
but are you sure?

>>72020736
told you sakurahimie
he's busy sucking white dick

>>72022846
She isn't

>>72022988
"she"
"""""she""""
"""""""she"""""""

>>72023145
I will still fuck him

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Post less nose and more cute.

>tfw no qt malay gf named syafiqah to watch anak metropolitan 100 while eating ramlee burgers together

>>72023334
you first

Work work work

pls gib or leak free ip T_T

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What does "bibit unggul" means?

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>>72024789
Google translate: Quality Seeds

>>72010859
>>72012319
sounds like you've been in your comfort zone for too long; getting a girlfriend involves getting out of it.

>>72024827
Yes, but there must be another meaning to this expression, an informal one.

>>72024580
Pake three :)

>>72024875
nope restricted too

>>72024951
GIB BUNDAS OR MORE DEAD MONKEYS

>>72024997
Answer this >>72024789 >>72024854 and I will consider it.

>>72025013
quality seed, for proper use

good gene, for old boomer slang

NOW BUNDAS!

>>72025013
t.Wanderlei Silva

>>72024939
Are you using dnscrypt?

>>72025113
no

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>>72025053
Hmmm. Makes sense, I have an indonesian friend and she showed some pictures of mine to her friends and they said that I'm very handsome, etc.. and "bibit unggul". I asked what it was and she refused to say and just giggled.
>old boomer
She is 22.
>NOW BUNDAS!
Why? You have quality bunda in Indonesia already.

>>72025176
Well, you should.
https://simplednscrypt.org

>>72025211
Post pic

>>72025211
OH GAWD PLS!!! I NEED THOS HIGH THIHGS BRAZILLIANS BUNDAS NOW!!!!

>>72025216
thanks

>tfw it's my birthday
>everyone forgot about it
>even me

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>>72025238
Sorry, pic related.
>>72025242
SEND QT INDONESIANS AND WE HAVE A DEAL.

>>72025322
so have any thought about "am i even deserved to be alive in this world?"

>>72025272
Fyi, dnscrypt works in everywhere. Even in strict university wifi/LAN networks.

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Why are indos obsessed with durian? It's a terrible fruit.

>>72025334
looks like i must call your majesty jokowi for more dead brazillian monkeys

>>72025395
>he hate durian

what are you? white?

>>72025441
I hate Durian too. lanka is superior

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>>72025422
Do you want the merchandise or not? That's the deal.
>>72025441
I don't hate it, as long as it is 50m away from me :^)
It's not even that good, taste-wise.

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>>72025395
Delet

>>72025345
thanks indon

>>72025533
lanka=jackfruit?
If so I agree that it is a better fruit.
>>72025322
Happy birthday :D

>>72025211
Bunda means Mom/ Mother in Indonesia.
Not even memeing.

>>72025698
yeh

>>72021268
Human nose can't possibly more flat than that.

>>72025533
its langka

only gay people like langka and durian

>>72026283
My parents more than once asked me to taste langka because I don't like eating it even though I like vegetables. I tried it, didn't even taste that good, like wtf.

aye aye aye aye ok

>>72026283
what is the manly fruit then?
pineapples?

>>72026574
Rambutan it looks like hairy balls
plus the almighty banana

>>72026574
Yes. Nenas make your cum sweet. Bitches love sweet thing.

>>72026574
Probably duhat.

>>72026574
banana

Where is everybody?

>>72026781
>>72026854
>banana
What a gay

>>72027128
invited to anon's bday

>>72026042
Thanks for the trivia.

Abandon thread
>>72027176
>>72027176
>>72027176
>>72027176
>>72027176

>>72027128
you want to summon the butthurt tagalog poster?

New thread ?

>>72027128
wage slavery, college boy.